USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes, 1969-2018

Overview of the Collection

Creator
Fife Folklore Archives
Title
USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes
Dates
1969-2018 (inclusive)
Quantity
15 boxes, (7.5 linear feet)
Collection Number
UUS_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 4: Tales and Jokes
Summary
Jokes and folktales collected by undergraduate students in USU (1969 to present) and BYU (1969 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S.
Repository
Utah State University, Merrill-Cazier Library, Special Collections and Archives Division
Special Collections & Archives
Merrill-Cazier Library
Utah State University
Logan, UT
84322-3000
Telephone: 4357978248
Fax: 4357972880
scweb@usu.edu
Access Restrictions
Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

Languages
English.
Sponsor
Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008

Historical NoteReturn to Top

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:

  • Group 1: customs (foodways)
  • Group 2: belief
  • Group 3: speech
  • Group 4: tales and jokes
  • Group 5: songs
  • Group 6: games and pranks
  • Group 7: legends: character, contemporary, etiological, human condition, supernatural non-religious and supernatural religious
  • Group 8: material culture
  • Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Content DescriptionReturn to Top

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 4: Tales and Jokes consists of approximately 1,200 individual items of tales and jokes collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

  • Animal and Object Tales
  • Folktales
  • Jokes
  • Formula Tales
  • Tall Tales

Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives. Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

For items submitted since December 2017, please see Student Folklore Fieldwork, housed in DigitalCommons.

Use of the CollectionReturn to Top

Restrictions on Use

Copyright

It is the responsibility of the user to obtain permission to publish from the owner of the copyright (the institution, the creator of the record, the author or his/her transferees, heirs, legates, or literary executors). The user agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Utah State University Libraries, its officers, employees, and agents from and against all claims made by any person asserting that he or she is an owner of copyright.

Patrons must sign and comply with the USU Special Collections and Archives Use Agreement and Reproduction Order form as well as any restrictions placed by the collector or informant(s).

Permission to publish material from the USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.

Preferred Citation

USU Student Folklore Genre collection: Tales and Jokes, 1969-2018. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 4, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

Administrative InformationReturn to Top

Arrangement

Arrangement: topical.

Acquisition Information

The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 4: Tales and Jokes cover the period from approximately 1969 to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Processing Note

Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] Walker and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Nicole Cornwall, 2011; Heidi Williams, 2014; Chit Moe, 2015; Finding aid created by Randy Williams and Tricia Harrison, December 2002.

Detailed Description of the CollectionReturn to Top

1:  Animal and Object TalesReturn to Top

Container(s) Description Dates
Box Folder
1 1
1.1: Wild Animals
Box Folder
1 1
1.1.1: Wild and Domestic Animals
Box Folder
1 1
1.1.1.1: Animals put coyote in sack to save him from hail. (Navajo)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.2: Rabbit and lynx become enemies
.1 (item)
1 1
1.1.1.3: Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.4: Kani gets revenge on the saru
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.5: Troll tries to eat goats, but is pushed into water
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.6: Coyote swims porcupine across river in mouth.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.7: Mountain lion tends bear cubs and eats them.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.8: Coyote marries duck then tries to marry his daughter.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.9: Animals race to meeting: first one there is master of all.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.10: Wolf fools sheep with flour on paws
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.11: Little Black Sambo
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.12: The Monkeys in the Tree
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.13: Bear and coyote become enemies
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.14: Toad kills a coyote from the inside of coyote's body. (Navajo)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.15: "Stone riding is just for little green lizards, not for coyote" (Navajo)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.16: How Three Toes (bear) and bigfoot became friends
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.1.17: Why elephants and mice can't be friends
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2: Men and Wild Animals
Box Folder
1 1
1.1.2.1: Fisherman helps turtle who in turn takes fisherman to palace
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2.2: Boy loses mitten, animal uses it
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2.3: Man caught in river while running from moose.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2.4: Little Red Riding Hood
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2.5: Couple takes care of a house, bears can't get in the house but eventually catches them outside (jump scare for group)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2.6: Duck keeps asking store owner for food
.2 (item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2.7: Lapin the trickster rabbit
Digital Items: 1
Undated
1 2
1.2: Domestic Animals
Box Folder
1 2
1.2.1: Dog returns to boy after being sold to rich man.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 2
1.2.2: Lamb tricks wild animals so they do not eat him.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 2
1.2.3: The pig with a wooden leg
.6 (item)
Undated
1 2
1.2.4: Boy tells father he can sell horse for money if he needs it
.1 (item)
Undated
1 2
1.3: Fish and Fowl
Undated
1 2
1.4: Insects
Undated
1 2
1.0: Miscellaneous
Box Folder
1 2
1.0.1: Bean, straw, and glowing coal escape from fire.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 2
1.0.2: The Autumn Leaf
Digital Items: 1
Undated

2:  FolktalesReturn to Top

Container(s) Description Dates
2.1: Magic and Supernatural
Box Folder
1 3
2.1.1: People
Box Folder
1 3
2.1.1.1: Very tiny boy saves queen from ogres and in turn is made big. (Japanese)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.2: Tiny girl found in bamboo shaft. When grown, goes back to moon. (Japanese)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.3: Chang Er receives pill to make immortal. Flies to moon because husband unfaithful. (Chinese)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.4: Chang Er cut off ears of children who speak evil of moon. (Vietnamese)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.5: Ugly daughter abandoned in forest raised by fairies who make her beautiful. Marries a prince
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.6 : Girl given ten dwarfs by fairy. Dwarfs hidden in girl's fingers
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.7: Little Two-Eyes given food and clothes by magic pear tree. Meets and marries a prince
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.8: Food changes to roses in queen's basket
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.9: Peach Boy defeats ogre with help. (Japanese)
.3 (items)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.10: Girl runs away, frees king, helps defeat White Witch, and then returns home
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.11: Grandson has dream of where to find grandfather's fortune
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.12: Gnomes in Taylorsville Canyon eat lost people.
.2 (items)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.13: Man gives daughter away to keep from going to jail
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.14: Boy told to marry king's daughter at fourteen. To prove himself, he has to get three golden hairs from giant
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.15: Girl takes dead man's liver, then told to return it
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.16: Girl pulled into mountain by witch's spell. Lover goes looking for her, never to be seen again
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.17 : Woman gets pig to jump fence using different methods
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.18 : Trolls carve wood into toys if left food.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.19 : Little green man makes wishes come true if capture his hat
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.20 : House brownies do chores if left milk.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.21 : Twelve sons turn to dolphins after swimming from island to island trying to locate parents
.1 (item)
Undated
1 3
2.1.1.22 : Lady will take children not in bed. Thinks they are her own
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2: Objects and Animals
Box Folder
1 4
2.1.2.1 : Boy tries to steal cornucopia, but it changes to stick and beats boy when he does something wrong. (Folder 4)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.2 : Monkey's Paw
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.3 : Fisherman catches fish which grants one wish every year.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.4 : Man gives baby box which produces salt. Baby misuses machine, so salt keeps coming. Father throws box into ocean
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.5 : Sparrow gives helpful woman riches, but gives spiteful woman demons and ogres
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.6 : Dog leads good man to gold, bad man to junk. Dog killed by bad man
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.7 : Farmer's son gets flower from princess by taking hold of eagle that flew over mountain
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.8 : Blind emperor helped serpent get home. Serpent then helped emperor gain sight
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.9 : Dog with many wishes to be other things realizes dog is best. (Cambodian)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.10 : Deer grants one wish; man wishes for mother's sight and baby
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.11 : A peach boy who brought treasure home
.1 (item)
Undated
1 4
2.1.2.12 : Two brothers have a competition for marriage. The winner is unable to catch wild horses later in life.
.1 (item)
Undated
Box Folder
1 5
2.2: Religious
Box Folder
1 5
2.2.1: Babuscka refuses to go with the Three Wise Men. Every year she wanders around trying to find the child.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.2.2: Reverend refuses to let a poor man into his church. True identity is later identified as God
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.2.3: Baby's belly button is God's fingerprint
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.2.4: Lord Howard is someone who you should know
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.2.5: Story of Lucia
Digital Items: 1
Undated
1 5
2.3: Novel
Box Folder
1 5
2.3.1: Young man follows dream and finds wife in orange. She turned into bird with poison pin, but turned back when pin is removed
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.2 : Young man has leg amputated so fiance, also an amputee, would not be afraid to marry him
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.3 : Man gets king to stay his execution until king can match insanity blocks. Man set free when king could not accomplish it
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.4 : Boy who loved stove stowed away in it when it was sold to king. King allowed boy to stay and taught him how to make stoves
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.5 : Growing town tries to expand into Waking Forest, but trees cracked road and branches fell on people
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.6 : Epimanondus does stupid things
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.7 : A brave man who fights to become the throne and to marry the princess
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.8 : A lonely cowboy and a young mother with two children
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.3.9 : A stranger who saved the land
.1 (item)
Undated
1 5
2.4: Stupid Ogre
Box Folder
1 5
2.4.1: Boy captured by giant gets horn from horny toad and scares giant away
.2 (items)
Undated
1 5
2.4.2: The Side Hill Galoots are the keeper of the North Canyon in Utah.
.1 (items)
Undated
1 5
2.0: Miscellaneous
Undated

3:  Jokes and AnecdotesReturn to Top

Container(s) Description Dates
3.1: Ethnic/Group
Box Folder
1 6-11
3.1.1: African American
Box Folder
1 6
3.1.1.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
1 6
3.1.1.1.1: Arrested for leaving scene of accident and breaking and entering
.3 (items)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.2: Fight fair, [racial epithet]
.2 (items)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.3 : Thump, thump, screech
.4 (items)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.4 : I've only been white for 5 minutes, and I already hate those [racial epithet]
.3 (items)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.5 : Opium
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.6 : Leave my wife alone, and I'll leave your sheep alone. (Rhesus & Liza Lou)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.7 : Get across, shorty
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.8 : I was goin' to tampa' with you. (Rastus & Liza)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.9 : Man jumping on the man hold covering
.2 (items)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.10: Spell Albuquerque/Massachusetts to get into heaven
.3 (items)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.11 : Snow White is fairest of them all
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.12 : Angel does not catch black when he falls down
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.13 : I ain't got no dirty [racial epithet] living next to me
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.14 : Everybody on this bus is green
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.15 : Everyone with a living father, step forward
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.16 : Buzz saw does not work. (Rastus & Leroy)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.17 : BYU football team does not have any running blacks
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.18 : We gets ‘em first
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.19 : Blacks need a nickel to pay fare back to Africa
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.20 : Travel, [racial epithet], travel (T.N.T.)
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.21 : Blacks take suitcase with bobcat in it
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.22 : Black rents basement of outhouse to Pollack
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.23 : Black gets back to earth on installment plan
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.24 : Howard Hughes gives donation to NAACP
.1 (item)
Undated
1 6
3.1.1.1.25 : Only have two pallbearers
.2 (items)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.26 : Garbage trucks turn lights on for funeral
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.27 : I ain't never going to be white again
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.28 : Trolling for alligators
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.29 : Give a [racial epithet] a fur and he thinks he is King Kong
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.30 : Lepra-coon
.2 (items)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.31 : Sure way to cure dandruff
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.32 : Get a black out of a tree
.5 (items)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.33 : Bus full of blacks going over a cliff
.5 (items)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.34 : Worst case of suicide I have ever seen
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.35 : Coon-ary
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.36 : Know how to save a black from drowning
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.37 : Steal more chain than he can swim away with
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.38 : Know when a black is lying
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.39 : Klu Klux Kneivel
.2 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.40 : Black died while drinking milk
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.41 : Smash bowling balls before they hatch
.6 (items)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.42 : [Racial epithet] want a watermelon
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.43 : The fathead colonel
.2 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.44 : Do you know what a bastard is?
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.45 : Us [racial epithet] don't dare talk like that
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.46 : Literacy test in Alabama
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.47 : Wait ‘til they start playing cowboys and [expletive]
.2 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.48 : Give me $20 worth of cheap jewelry and show me which way the black went
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.49 : Black comes to costume party as fudgesicle
.1 (item)
Undated
1 7
3.1.1.1.50 : God loves me most because he took time to color me
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.51 : KKK members pray to know if what doing is right.
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.52 : Flesh colored Cadillac
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.53 : Name victims of the Titanic
.2 (items)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.54 : Too lazy to steal
.4 (items)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.55 : Keep black child from jumping on the bed
.10 (items)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.56 : Proof that God is white and not black
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.57 : Why blacks have big nostrils
.2 (items)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.58 : When a black has been shot through the head
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.59 : Black on bike trying to pass sports car
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.60 : Two things you can not give a black
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.61 : Don't smell ‘em, larn ‘im
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.62 : Why blacks wear platform shoes
.3 (items)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.63 : How many blacks to pave a parking lot?
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.64 : Black and seagull fighting for carp
.2 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.65 : Cross a black with a Samoan
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.66 : Cross a black with a Frenchman
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.67 : Black test tube baby
.2 (items)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.68 : Cross a black with a Jew
.1 (item)
Undated
1 8
3.1.1.1.69 : Punish a bad black
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3.1.1.1.70 : Alligator disguised as a watermelon
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3.1.1.1.71 : Black and white and getting whiter
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3.1.1.1.72 : Black sliding down a zebra
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3.1.1.1.73 : NFL change color of football
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3.1.1.1.74 : Prayed for bigger seagulls
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3.1.1.1.75 : Son of Sambo
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3.1.1.1.76 : Crap your pants
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3.1.1.1.77 : I got him with the door
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3.1.1.1.78 : I's the Joshua that made the moonshine
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3.1.1.1.79 : Black man's music too funky for the skunk
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3.1.1.1.80 : What do you call a white surrounded by 3/5/100 blacks?
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3.1.1.1.81 : What do you call a (racial explicit) in a Cadillac?
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3.1.1.1.82 : Why do black people raise chickens?
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3.1.1.1.83 : I've only been to one KKK meeting, and I already hate two (racial explicit)
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3.1.1.1.84 : How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl?
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3.1.1.1.85 : Why do black's wear wide brim hats?
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3.1.1.1.86 : Why do black's salute with a closed fist?
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3.1.1.1.87 : Why did they invent white chocolate?
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3.1.1.1.88 : Black person telling you his number: Fe Fe Fo. . .Fu Fu Fa Fo
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3.1.1.1.89 : What's yellow outside, black inside, and screaming?
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3.1.1.1.90 : Black man honks horn, motorcyclist responds
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3.1.1.1.91 : What do you call a Black lady with braces?
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3.1.1.1.92 : 'Don't you know them potatoes got eyes?'
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3.1.1.1.93 : What do you need when you have a row of blacks buried up to their necks in dirt?
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3.1.1.1.94 : Blacks 'were few but now are many' because cowboys haven't played 'cowboys and (racial explicit) yet'
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3.1.1.1.95 : Black man claims to be able to peel, core, and dice apple while killing Chinese man
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3.1.1.1.96 : Why do the (racial explicit) and the Spic's hate the Rainbird cooperation?
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3.1.1.1.97 : Why did the Lord make (racial explicit) stink?
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3.1.1.1.98 : What is the difference between snow tires and black people?
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3.1.1.1.99 : Why don't Black people have sandboxes?
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3.1.1.1.100 : What's the definition of mass confusion? (Family reunion, who's my daddy?)
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3.1.1.1.101 : How many Blacks does it take to shingle a roof?
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3.1.1.1.102 : Blacks fishing off bridge in the middle of the desert
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3.1.1.1.103 : What do you have when you have 12 blacks up to their necks in sand?
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3.1.1.1.104 : Why don't blacks ride motorcycles?
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3.1.1.1.105 : What's black and brown and looks good on a Black? (A doberman)
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3.1.1.1.106 : What does NAACP stand for?
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3.1.1.1.107 : >White babies with wings are called angels and black babies with wings are called bats
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3.1.1.1.108 : Why do Black people hate God so bad?
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3.1.1.1.109 : What has eight arms and eight legs and says, 'Ho de doe, ho de doe'?
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3.1.1.1.110 : Monster eats white guy before black guys on either side of him like an oreo
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3.1.1.1.111: Smartest black man in the world takes boy scouts backpack instead of parachute
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3.1.1.1.112: A little boy and a little girl who wears Hershey's chocolate bars on the Halloween is called 'one with nuts and the other without'
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3.1.1.1.113: Why were there no black on the Flintstones?
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3.1.1.1.114: Bartender don't serve drinks to the black
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3.1.1.1.115: What do you call a black smurf?
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3.1.1.1.116: Zebra is a white horse with a black stripes said the God
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3.1.1.1.117: A black man dresses impotent to get a vasectomy
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3.1.1.1.118: A black man swam across a pond full of alligators just to find out whom pushed him in
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3.1.1.1.119: While black are dying, all the white can do is talk about cricket
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3.1.1.1.120: Two black men who were taking a leak off a bridge
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3.1.1.1.121: A black man died from lips attacked
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3.1.1.1.122: Black woman undresses herself to look like a black box
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3.1.1.1.123: What do you call a white guy in the middle of fifteen black guys
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3.1.1.1.124: What did the black boy down the street get for Christmas?
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3.1.1.1.125: How do you keep black from jumping up and down?
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3.1.1.1.126: Why black kids can't play in the sandpile
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3.1.1.1.127: Why did god create the orgasm? (black)
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3.1.1.1.128: There are thousands of black over in Africa for purchased
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3.1.1.1.129: What's long and hard on a black man?
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3.1.1.1.130: Afro-American Bullfighter
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3.1.1.1.131: How come black people only have nightmares?
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3.1.1.1.132: A black man turned into a tampon when he wishes to be white, uptight and outta sight.
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3.1.1.1.133: A black boot only cost $9.98 while the white boot cost $2000
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3.1.1.1.134: Just about scared pants off (Rastus & Eliza)
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3.1.1.1.135: I can do anything they can do (Rastus & Eliza)
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3.1.1.1.136: Spell Czechoslavakia to get into heaven
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3.1.1.1.137: Assorted jokes about cops encountering African Americans
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3.1.1.2.1 : Black tricks two men into eating feces pie, says ,'Ya'll is full of (crap)'
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3.1.1.2.2 : A ninety mile an hour (racial explicit) eater is what you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner
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3.1.1.2.3 : Louisiana people are consider smart because they built a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and filled it with (racial explicit)
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3.1.2.1.1 : How many Pollacks to paint a house?
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3.1.2.1.2 : How many Pollacks to take a shower?
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3.1.2.1.3 : Pollack ties his shoes
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3.1.2.1.4 : Pollacks score touchdown after other team leaves field
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3.1.2.1.5 : Pollack rents an outhouse
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3.1.2.1.6 : Pollack on bottom layer of two hole outhouse
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3.1.2.1.7 : Pollack throws money into an outhouse
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3.1.2.1.8 : He might have had a chance if you had not gutted him
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3.1.2.1.9 : New chain saw does not work
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3.1.2.1.10 : Pollack coyote chewed three legs off trying to get out of a trap
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3.1.2.1.11 : Enemy lights dynamite and throws it back at Pollacks
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3.1.2.1.12 : Pollack shoots nude girl in forest
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3.1.2.1.13 : Pollack steps out of circle while guy destroys his car
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3.1.2.1.14 : Pig waits in wheelbarrow for the Pollack
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3.1.2.1.15 : They must have woke up the wrong guy
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3.1.2.1.16 : Pollacks turn around when they see 'Disneyland left' sign
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3.1.2.1.17 : Wife has "polish" remover
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3.1.2.1.18 : Spell Czechoslovakia to get into Heaven
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3.1.2.1.19 : Thought Cheerios were donut seeds
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3.1.2.1.20 : Pollack sings Happy Birthday to remember his name
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3.1.2.1.21 : Helicopter pilot turns off fan because it was getting too cold
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3.1.2.1.22 : Pollack buys twelve pairs of underwear
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3.1.2.1.23 : How long to fly to Buffalo from New York?
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3.1.2.1.24 : Jew sells Pollack a fly
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3.1.2.1.25 : Polish national bird
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3.1.2.1.26 : Stare in mirror to figure out where he had last seen himself
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3.1.2.1.27 : Burned lips on exhaust pipe
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3.1.2.1.28 : Do the blinkers/signal lights on the car work?
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3.1.2.1.29 : What kind of tracks are they?
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3.1.2.1.30 : I'll tell the joke real slow
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3.1.2.1.31 : Pollack woman mad at other swimmers for using hands on the breaststroke
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3.1.2.1.32 : Pollack volunteers to sleep in barn and pigs leave
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3.1.2.1.33 : Polish thinking machine
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3.1.2.1.34 : Phone company is putting down poles
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3.1.2.1.35 : Which fist is yours?
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3.1.2.1.36 : Polish gold fish
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3.1.2.1.37 : Pollack drives into lake when girl tells him he can go a little farther
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3.1.2.1.38 : Two Pollacks take dead father on a train
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3.1.2.1.39 : Why do Pollack have flat noses?
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3.1.2.1.40 : How many Pollacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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3.1.2.1.41 : How Pollack burned his face
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3.1.2.1.42 : How Hitler conquered Poland
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3.1.2.1.43 : Who discovered Poland?
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3.1.2.1.44 : Polish poet uses "Tenbucktoo" in a contest
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3.1.2.1.45 : Dumb Pollack gets gold because others do not exist
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3.1.2.1.46 : How many Pollacks to make chocolate chip cookies?
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3.1.2.1.47 : Drinks are on the house
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3.1.2.1.48 : Pollacks drag deer by horns
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3.1.2.1.49 : Recognize Polish funeral procession
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3.1.2.1.50 : Why pregnant Pollack so strong
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3.1.2.1.51 : Pollacks force horse to drink water
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3.1.2.1.52 : "You won't make a canoe out of me."
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3.1.2.1.53 : Threw off the wrong butt
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3.1.2.1.54 : Pollack who bought snow tires
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3.1.2.1.55 : Found gum on toilet seat
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3.1.2.1.56 : Lost gum in chicken soup
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3.1.2.1.57 : Polish Peeping Tom
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3.1.2.1.58 : Play Star Trek
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3.1.2.1.59 : Will not let Pollack bathe in ocean
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3.1.2.1.60 : Polish calculator
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3.1.2.1.61 : How many WASP does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.1.2.1.62 : Pollack jumps into fireman's net
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3.1.2.1.63 : Pollack did not think guy in movie would do it again
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3.1.2.1.64 : Why Polish kids can not play in the sandbox
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3.1.2.1.65 : Climb to the moon on a flashlight beam
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3.1.2.1.66 : Pollack takes citizenship test
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3.1.2.1.67 : Fired shot to signal friend while hunting
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3.1.2.1.68 : How to get a Pollack out of a tree
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3.1.2.1.69 : How many Pollacks to make Jiffy Pop?
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3.1.2.1.70 : Pollack caught fifty pound block of ice while fishing
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3.1.2.1.71 : How to brainwash a Pollack
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3.1.2.1.72 : Easiest job in the world
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3.1.2.1.73 : Pollack married first fifty cent piece
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3.1.2.1.74 : How limbo was invented
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3.1.2.1.75 : Took a roll of toilet paper to play a crap game.
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3.1.2.1.76 : Took nose apart to see what made it run
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3.1.2.1.77 : Backed off bus because someone was going to take his seat
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3.1.2.1.78 : Thinnest book in the world
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3.1.2.1.79 : Goof ball
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3.1.2.1.80 : Pollack dreamt he ate a twenty pound marshmallow
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3.1.2.1.81 : Matched luggage
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3.1.2.1.82 : Say grace before picking nose
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3.1.2.1.83 : Why Pollacks have big noses
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3.1.2.1.84 : Studied for a urine test
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3.1.2.1.85 : How many pallbearers at a Polish funeral?
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3.1.2.1.86 : Why Milwaukee has all the Pollacks
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3.1.2.1.87 : Deduct husband's funeral expenses
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3.1.2.1.88 : Three most dangerous things in the world
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3.1.2.1.89 : How Pollack goes to war
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3.1.2.1.90 : Bay of Pigs
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3.1.2.1.91 : Only two moving parts
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3.1.2.1.92 : Damage done by atomic bomb dropped on Poland
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3.1.2.1.93 : Polish seven course dinner
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3.1.2.1.94 : Definition of a cad
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3.1.2.1.95 : Difference between a Polish bride and an elephant
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3.1.2.1.96 : Dope pusher
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3.1.2.1.97 : Russians look for a naval base
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3.1.2.1.98 : Assassins of Malcolm X
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3.1.2.1.99 : Pollack who died from drinking milk
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3.1.2.1.100: Polish race car driver makes eleven pit stops
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3.1.2.1.101 : One minute coffee breaks
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3.1.2.1.102 : LDS Pollack
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3.1.2.1.103 : Gets lost parachuting
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3.1.2.1.104 : Jumps off 10 story building, who hits first?
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3.1.2.1.105 : Where Pollacks keep their armies
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3.1.2.1.106 : Three Pollacks come upon a pile of crap in a field
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3.1.2.1.107 : How does it feel to be dumber than a Pollack
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3.1.2.1.108 : Pollack who wanted to become a stud
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3.1.2.1.109 : Why Are Russians So Angry?
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3.1.2.1.110 : Pollack who wants to pretend he's driving a race car
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3.1.2.1.111 : How a Pollack scratches his back
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3.1.2.1.113 : How many Pollacks it takes to eat a rabbit
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3.1.2.1.114 : How to keep a Pollack in suspense
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3.1.2.1.115 : Garbage cans are to keep the flies off the bride at Pollack wedding
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3.1.2.1.116 : What the Pollack and Italian name their child
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3.1.2.1.117 : Pollack's wind-up toy
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3.1.2.1.118 : Pollack finger test
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3.1.2.1.119 : Pollack yells 'fire' while standing in front of firing squad
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3.1.2.1.120 : Pollacks use bows and arrows to send distress signals while hunting
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3.1.2.1.121 : What you call a Pollack that's tapping his temples
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3.1.2.1.122 : How you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree
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3.1.2.1.123 : How do you drive a Pollack crazy? (Round room, tell him to go in a corner)
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3.1.2.1.124 : What happened to community swimming pool when Pollack arrives
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3.1.2.1.125 : Bow-legged Russian lady on bus
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3.1.2.1.126 : Pollack chooses aids as death sentence
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3.1.2.1.127 : Man wants to hide in commode because Russians can't hit it
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3.1.2.1.128 : Why don't Pollacks have ice cubes?
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3.1.2.1.129 : What do Pollacks call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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3.1.2.1.130 : Polish mother's letter to her son
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3.1.2.1.131 : Polack detaches car door, claiming it will cool you off if you roll the window down
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3.1.2.1.132 : Why did the Pollack cut a hole in the rug?
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3.1.2.1.133 : Man asking for Polish sausasge in hardware store
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3.1.2.1.134 : Pollack's brain cost so much because it's never been used
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3.1.2.1.135 : Excited Pollack gets Olympic medal bronzed
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3.1.2.1.136 : Why did the Pollack die in a pie eating contest?
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3.1.2.1.137 : Pollack causes Englishman, black man, and pig to leave pig pen
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3.1.2.1.138 : How can you tell when you come to a Pollack neighborhood?
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3.1.2.1.139 : Pollack missed the earth when skydiving
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3.1.2.1.140 : Why does it take 102 Pollacks to drain a septic tank?
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3.1.2.1.141 : Why do Polish people buy aspirin?
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3.1.2.1.142 : 'Don't worry about me, you're next!'
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3.1.2.1.143 : What is air pollution?
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3.1.2.1.144 : Why don't Pollacks eat pickles?
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3.1.2.1.145 : Pollack that 'hides' from guards by climbing tree and mooing
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3.1.2.1.146 : Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
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3.1.2.1.147 : Why did Pollack think his typewriter was pregnant?
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3.1.2.1.148 : Pollack drops a twenty dollar bill in outhouse after accidentally dropping dime down
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3.1.2.1.149 : How can you tell the bride and the groom at a Pollack wedding?
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3.1.2.1.150 : How do Pollack dogs get bumps on their heads?
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3.1.2.1.151 : What do you call the jet smoke that's left in the sky?
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3.1.2.1.152 : How do you ruin a Polish party?
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3.1.2.1.153 : What's the most dangerous job in Poland?
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3.1.2.1.154 : Why did the Pollacks ice factory close down?
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3.1.2.1.155 : How do you keep a pollack busy all day (piece of paper saying flip over)
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3.1.2.1.156 : What happened to the Pollack who drank ten gallons of Fresca?
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3.1.2.1.157 : Pollack shoots arrow into air and misses
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3.1.2.1.158 : Polish grandmother has abortion because she has too many grandchildren
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3.1.2.1.159 : Why did the Polack go around the block 27 times?
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3.1.2.1.160 : Did you hear about the Pollack who broke his leg raking leaves?
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3.1.2.1.161 : Pollack tries to steal sign on highway, gets hit by a truck
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3.1.2.1.162 : How do you sink a Polish ship?
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3.1.2.1.163 : War between Polish and Slavs with dynamite
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3.1.2.1.164 : What does it say on the bottom of a Polish bottle of beer?
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3.1.2.1.165 : How do you know when you've found a Polish fish?
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3.1.2.1.166 : TGIF stands for 'Toes Go in First' at Polish shoe store
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3.1.2.1.167 : Why does Pollack drive down the wrong side of the road in the fog?
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3.1.2.1.168 : Mexico doesn't know what to do with 2,000 Polish troops
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3.1.2.1.169 : Pollack tries to blow up a car, but he burned his lips on the muffler pipe
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3.1.2.1.170 : How can you tell when a Pollack has been using a computer?
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3.1.2.1.171 : Pollack's father dies, gets sad when he hears his brother's father died, too
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3.1.2.1.172 : When do you know that the Polish Mafia has struck?
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3.1.2.1.173 : Pollack tells townsmen that guillotine would work better if the runners were greased
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3.1.2.1.174 : Pollack trips over wishing cliff while swearing
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3.1.2.1.175 : What's the last thing a Pollack sees after being thrown down a well?
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3.1.2.1.176 : Pollack turns back, swims to next island when only 10 mls away from beach
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3.1.2.1.177 : Pollack freezes to death in drive-in wanting to see 'closed for the season'
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3.1.2.1.178 : Why did Pollacks paint their garbage cans orange and black
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3.1.2.1.179 : 'That's pretty good for a Pollack'
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3.1.2.1.180 : Pollacks drowned because they couldn't get tailgate open
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3.1.2.1.181 : How many Pollacks does it take to make popcorn?
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3.1.2.1.182 : Pollack comments on duck retrieving dog, saying, 'It can't swim.'
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3.1.2.1.183 : Why do Pollacks have round shoulders and flat foreheads?
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3.1.2.1.184 : Pollack looking for his right hand
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3.1.2.1.185 : Farmer offers freedom if men can shove 50 fruit up rear end, Pollack chooses watermelon
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3.1.2.1.186 : Pollack uses pocket change instead of toilet paper
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3.1.2.1.187 : Why does a Pollack put Tin-foil on his nose?
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3.1.2.1.188 : Pollack discovers he can put right guard under left arm
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3.1.2.1.189 : Pollack says,'Look at that, they're throwing away a perfectly good (racial explicit)'
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3.1.2.1.190 : Pollacks form carpool, decide to meet at work
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3.1.2.1.191 : When asked if he can pass a football Pollack answers, 'I couldn't even swallow one'
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3.1.2.1.192 : What do you call a Pollack with a ten-thousand dollar hat?
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3.1.2.1.193 : Pollack gets so cold, he shuts gate while trying to sleep in the middle of the field
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3.1.2.1.194 : Pollack locks his family in car, uses coathanger to get them out
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3.1.2.1.195 : Pollack claims to be able to Pilot, really means pile it
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3.1.2.1.196 : How did the Pollack swim in the septic tank?
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3.1.2.1.197 : Why did the Pollack take a clock to bed?
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3.1.2.1.198 : Why did the Pollack cut off his arm?
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3.1.2.1.199 : Why did the Pollack take a ruler to bed?
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3.1.2.1.200 : Pollack tells hotdog vendor that his name's not Frank
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3.1.2.1.201 : Pollack sees sign 'Chicago left' so he turned around and went home
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3.1.2.1.202 : Pollack ice hockey team drowns during spring training
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3.1.2.1.203 : Pollack mother doesn't change her child's diaper more often because box says they only hold up to 30 lbs
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3.1.2.1.204 : 'If my mother has a kid, not my brother, not my sister, who is it?' 'Black in San Fransisco!'
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3.1.2.1.205 : How come Pollacks never make Kool Aid?
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3.1.2.1.206 : Pollacks get off camel, camel runs away because the light turns green
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3.1.2.1.207 : Pollacks buried with bums in the air so they can be used as bike racks
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3.1.2.1.208 : Pollack buys box of tampons so he can swim, horseback ride, and jogg
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3.1.2.1.209 : Interviewer asks Pollacks two questions, he responds with half-blind and blind
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3.1.2.1.210 : A Pollack that is very experience at minning can only work the day shift
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3.1.2.1.211 : Pollack pulls 10 lb. bugger out of his nose, his head collapsed
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3.1.2.1.212 : How would the Polish Government have handled the Iran Crisis?
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3.1.2.1.213 : How can you tell a Pollack at a cock fight?
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3.1.2.1.214 : Pollack hears someone yelling about Sunny Beaches, assumes it's a Californian
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3.1.2.1.215 : Why wouldn't the Pollack wear a bikini?
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3.1.2.1.216 : Pollack's name isn't Bill
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3.1.2.1.217 : Polish Fencing
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3.1.2.1.218 : Polacks wanted to be known smart and they stated building a bridge between Utah and Nevada, which makes them to be dumber
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3.1.2.1.219 : People stop painting white airplanes on the road because Polack kept trying to hijack them
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3.1.2.1.220 : Pollock takes elk pellets to be smarter
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3.1.2.1.221 : Can you guess which hand is the quarter in if you are Polish?
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3.1.2.1.222 : What is a pimple on a Pollack rear end? (Brain tumor)
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3.1.2.1.223 : Why don't Pollack mothers nurse their babies?
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3.1.2.1.224 : Heard of the Pollack who bought snow tires and they melted?
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3.1.2.1.225 : Pollack didn't know to put a potato in the front of a swim trunk
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3.1.2.1.226 : Pollack took all day to chop a hole for ice fishing
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3.1.2.1.227 : Why won't Pollack parents let their kids play in the sand box?
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3.1.2.1.228 : How many Pollack does it take to wash a windshield?
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3.1.2.1.229: Poland surrendered
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3.1.2.1.230: Pollack purposefully drops nickels in a toilet just to take out one nickel
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3.1.2.1.231: How many Pollack does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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3.1.2.1.232: What happened when a grenade was thrown at a Pollack?
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3.1.2.1.233: Pollack accidently yells 'crap' when making a wish
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3.1.2.1.234: Pollacks drowned because they hijacked a bus to Cuba
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3.1.2.1.235: Pollack are putting up a fence around Poland's largest zoo
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3.1.2.1.236: Pollack mother responded 'Are you sure it's yours?' when her daughter is pregnant
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3.1.2.1.237: 'Hose can you see?'
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3.1.2.1.238: Pollack jumps on a pile of manure with his head going first
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3.1.2.1.239: Pollacks clean restrooms when they see 'Clean Restrooms Ahead' sign
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3.1.2.1.240: Pollacks waiting for the light to turn green
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3.1.2.1.241: Russian man tries to purchase a car
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3.1.2.1.242: Three men trapped on an island given a wish, one wishes for a fork
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3.1.2.1.243: Pollack provides large urine sample to reduce doctor bills
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3.1.2.1.244: Pollack hunting shoots two squirrels
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3.1.2.1.245: Pollack guesses 5 instead of 2, other Pollack says he is off by 2
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3.1.2.2: Esoteric
Box Folder
2 12
3.1.2.2.1 : Pollack dresses his friend out after he accidently shot him
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3.1.3: Jewish
Box Folder
3 1
3.1.3.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
3 1
3.1.3.1.1 : "Funny you should ask."
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3 1
3.1.3.1.2 : Sequel to "Jaws."
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3 1
3.1.3.1.3 : Rabbi throws up money and whatever the Lord wants, he takes
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3 1
3.1.3.1.4 : Jewish boy begs not to be thrown overboard if he dies
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3 1
3.1.3.1.5 : Jew asked to name the people on the Bismarck
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3 1
3.1.3.1.6 : Jewish boy straightens up after going to a Catholic school
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3 1
3.1.3.1.7 : Difference between a Jew and a pizza
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3 1
3.1.3.1.8 : God intervened when the Pope and a Rabbi come together to discuss the fate of the Jews in Rome
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3.1.3.1.9 : Rabbi cuts off tailpipe of car given to him by his congregation
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3.1.3.1.10 : Rabbi pleads guilty when accused of assault
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3.1.3.1.11 : Jew cooks steaks on Friday to tempt Catholic priest
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3.1.3.1.12 : Jews ambush Arabs in the desert
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3.1.3.1.13: Luckiest Arab in Ireland
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3.1.3.1.14: New Jewish tire stops and picks up dimes
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3 1
3.1.3.1.15 : How do Jewish merchants celebrate Christmas?
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3.1.3.1.16 : Boy asks his father for $40, gets $5
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3.1.3.1.17 : How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?
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3 1
3.1.3.1.18 : 'Don't believe a Jew when he says the check is in the mail'
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3 1
3.1.3.1.19 : Jew purposefully drops a nickel in the toilet to make it worth it to take out original nickel
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3 1
3.1.3.1.20 : Why jewish people have big nostrils
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3 1
3.1.3.1.21 : Why do Jews have such big noses
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3 1
3.1.3.1.22 : What do Jewish housewives make most for dinner? (Reservations)
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3 1
3.1.3.1.23 : Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
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3 1
3.1.3.1.24 : Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
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3.1.3.2: Esoteric
Box Folder
3 2
3.1.3.2.1 : Jew asks for twenty dollars of cheap jewelry in Heaven
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3 2
3.1.3.2.2 : Jewish boy says Christ was the greatest man in order to get an apple
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3 2
3.1.3.2.3 : Rabbi eats to hide the fact that he is fasting
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3.1.3.2.4 : Tailor takes six weeks to make pants for a rabbi
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3.1.3.2.5 : Jews and bicycle riders cause the war
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3.1.3.2.6 : How grand canyon get started
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3.1.4: Irish
Box Folder
3 3
3.1.4.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
3 3
3.1.4.1.1 : Toilet seat for leprechauns.
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3 3
3.1.4.1.2 : Pati O'Furniture
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3 3
3.1.4.1.3 : Irishman tells fly that flew into beer to 'Spit it out!'
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3.1.4.1.4 : Why did the Irish farmer spray booze on his tomatoes?
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3 3
3.1.4.1.5 : Irish man sees turf rolled up in truck, wants to send his grass away to be cut
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3 3
3.1.4.1.6 : What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
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3 3
3.1.4.1.7 : Why did god invent the drink?
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3 3
3.1.4.1.8 : What is the difference between an Irishman and a Scotsman?
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3 3
3.1.4.1.9: Pakistan can't be an Irish because his brain was removed more than fifty percent
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3 3
3.1.4.1.10: Irish drank a big bottle of Ex-Lax after seeing a sign that says 'Feel Young Again, Take Ex Lax'
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3.1.4.2: Esoteric
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Box Folder
3 3
3.1.4.2.1: Leprechaun dates a penjuin
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3 4-5
3.1.5: Italian
Box Folder
3 4
3.1.5.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
3 4
3.1.5.1.1 : How many Italians to paint a house?
.1 (item)
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3.1.5.1.2 : Barrel of manure at Italian wedding
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3.1.5.1.3: Stepped out of circle three times while motorcycle gang was not looking
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3 4
3.1.5.1.4 : Guillotine would work better if the runners were greased
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3 4
3.1.5.1.5 : Italian national bird
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3 4
3.1.5.1.6 : Helicopters banned from flying over Italy
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3 4
3.1.5.1.7 : Ever seen an Italian land mine detector?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.8 : Where do Italians keep their armies?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.9 : Italian army changes shorts amongst themselves
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3 4
3.1.5.1.10 : How do you know if an Italian has robbed your house?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.11 : How do you get 20 Italians in a phone booth?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.12 : How can you tell who's the Italian bride?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.13 : Most dangerous job in Italian village
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3 4
3.1.5.1.14 : How can you tell if you're in an Italian ghetto?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.15 : How do you give an intelligence test to an Italian?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.16 : Italian man's name was pronounced ‘Gee, I’m a dope’
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3 4
3.1.5.1.17 : What's an Italian shower?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.18 : How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.19 : What do you call a 200 pounds Italian carrying a knife?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.20 : What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian mother-in-law?
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3.1.5.1.21 : Why do Italians have initials on their fingertips?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.22 : Why do Italians never kill flies?
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3 4
3.1.5.1.23 : Italian marries American with the biggest boobs
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3 4
3.1.5.1.24 : Italian scares pig and cow away from barn
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3 4
3.1.5.1.25 : How can you tell an Italian wedding?
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3 5
3.1.5.1.26 : How many gears does an Italian truck have?
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3 5
3.1.5.1.27 : What is a hundred Italian paratroopers?
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3 5
3.1.5.1.28 : How do you make an Italian panic?
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3 5
3.1.5.1.29 : How did the Italians get to America?
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3 5
3.1.5.1.30 : How do you keep an Italian busy (piece of paper saying flip over)
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3 5
3.1.5.1.31: How do you tell which one is the bride at an Italian wedding?
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3 5
3.1.5.2: Esoteric
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3 6-12
3.1.6: Mexican
Box Folder
3 6
3.1.6.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
3 6
3.1.6.1.1 : Pedro makes a butterfly from butter and a lady from a ladybug
.2 (item)
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3 6
3.1.6.1.2 : Pancho Knievel is found in the Grand Canyon
.2 (items)
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3 6
3.1.6.1.3: Why Mexicans fought hard for the Alamo
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3 6
3.1.6.1.4 : Put 50,000 Mexicans in a machine to grease it
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3 6
3.1.6.1.5 : Don't run over a Mexican on a bike
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3 6
3.1.6.1.6 : Clear and lie in the gutter
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3 6
3.1.6.1.7 : Spichett fence
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3 6
3.1.6.1.8 : Best five years of a Mexican's life
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3 6
3.1.6.1.9 : Cross a Mexican with an octopus
.4 (items)
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3 6
3.1.6.1.10 : Why Mexicans don't have freckles
.3 (items)
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3 6
3.1.6.1.11 : Mexican baptism
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3 6
3.1.6.1.12 : Mexican with a C.B. in his car
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3 6
3.1.6.1.13 : Mexican with a college diploma
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3 6
3.1.6.1.14 : Mexican fortune cookies
.2 (items)
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3 6
3.1.6.1.15 : Why Mexicans have noses
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3 7
3.1.6.1.16 : Beans fall through the grill
.5 (items)
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3 7
3.1.6.1.17 : Cross a Mormon with a Mexican
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3 7
3.1.6.1.18 : 'Steal Two Eggs' are the first words in Mexican Cookbook
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3 7
3.1.6.1.19 : What Mexican has an I.Q of 200
.1 (item)
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3 7
3.1.6.1.20 : Mexican and African wish to be back in homelands
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3 7
3.1.6.1.21 : Farmer starts speaking Spanish when God takes away mosts of his brain
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3 7
3.1.6.1.22 : Mexican trips over wish-granting building and swears, becoming feces
.1 (item)
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3 7
3.1.6.1.23 : Why do Mexicans put their last name on the back window of their car?
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3 7
3.1.6.1.24 : Bull wins once in a while
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3 7
3.1.6.1.25 : Mexicans fishing off Sahara Desert bridge
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3 8
3.1.6.1.26 : Skunk classified as a Mexican because he's not all white, not all black and he stinks
.7 (items)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.27 : Billy the Kid kills Mexican's 'brudder'
.1 (item)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.28 : Why doesn't Mexico have a good olympic team?
.13 (items)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.29 : What do you call four Mexicans sinking in quicksand?
.4 (item)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.30 : Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels?
.3 (items)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.31 : How can you tell when a family of flamingos moves in next to you?
.2 (item)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.32 : Why do Mexicans have big noses?
.3 (items)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.33 : What's the most confusing day in Mexico?
.2 (items)
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3 8
3.1.6.1.34 : Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?
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3.1.6.1.35 : Mexican couple names twins Jose(a) and Jose(b)
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3.1.6.1.36 : When asked what he can waste in his country, American picks up Mexican, throws him off boat
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3.1.6.1.37 : Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
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3.1.6.1.38 : When does a Mexican become a Spaniard?
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3.1.6.1.39 : Do you have any Mexican in you?
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3.1.6.1.40 : Mexican reprimanded for honking horn to get traffic to move faster
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3.1.6.1.41 : 'That's not yo cheese' (Nacho cheese)
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3.1.6.1.42 : "Never believe a Mexican when he says 'the check is in the mail'"
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3.1.6.1.43 : What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
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3 9
3.1.6.1.44 : What do you call three Mexicans in a Cadillac?
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3.1.6.1.45 : Mexicans are now quickly headed to Los Angeles to sign up for Aids
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3.1.6.1.46 : What do you call 29 Mexicans buried up to their necks in dirt?
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3 9
3.1.6.1.47 : Mexican crosses border, leaves behind partner-in-crime
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3 9
3.1.6.1.48 : Origins of the holiday, 'Cinco de Mayo'
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3.1.6.1.49 : Man doesn't need lube job because he hit a Mexican
.3 (items)
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3 9
3.1.6.1.50 : What do you call a Mexican phone company?
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3 10
3.1.6.1.51 : Mexican spends his extra dollar on hooker
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3 10
3.1.6.1.52 : When the phone greens, I pink it up and say, 'Yellow'
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3 10
3.1.6.1.53 : How do you kill 500 Mexicans? (bomb Kmart)
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3.1.6.1.54 : How many mexicans does it take to eat a rabbit?
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3 10
3.1.6.1.55 : What's 25 Mexicans at the bottom of Great Salt Lake called?
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3.1.6.1.56 : Why do Mexicans eat refried beans?
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3.1.6.1.57 : What are the best three years of a Mexican's life?
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3.1.6.1.58 : Mexicans are living proof that Indians did sleep with the buffalo
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3.1.6.1.59 : Mexican detaches car door and rolls down the window to cool off
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3 10
3.1.6.1.60 : 'José, can you see?'
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3 10
3.1.6.1.61 : What is brown and fries chicken?
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3.1.6.1.62 : What do you get when you put two Mexicans in a shoe box?
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3.1.6.1.63 : What do you call a little taco in Spanish?
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3.1.6.1.64 : Mexican man was not afraid of Aids injection because he’s wearing a condom
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3.1.6.1.65 : Mexican takes two full bags of sand on his bicycle every day and the American did not know what he is smuggling for
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3.1.6.1.66 : Man wanted a golden Mexicans so that he can throw it in the lake
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3.1.6.1.67 : Mexican did not know what a porch is and insisted that it was a Mazarradi
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3.1.6.1.68 : Mexican was let into heaven for being a Diesel Fitter
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3.1.6.1.69 : How can you tell if a girl is virgin in Mexico?
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3.1.6.1.70 : "Working is what we have Mexicans for"
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3.1.6.1.71 : How many pallbearers at a Mexican funeral?
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3.1.6.1.72 : A Mexican went into a two seater outhouse and put one leg in one hole and the other leg in the other hole
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3.1.6.1.73: American throws out a Mexican saying, 'There's plenty more where that came from'
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3.1.6.1.74: Application for Mexicans
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3.1.6.1.75: Paco
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3.1.6.1.76: What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?
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3.1.6.2: Esoteric
Box Folder
3 12
3.1.6.2.1 : Chihuahua steals a bone from a bulldog
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3.1.6.2.2 : Mexican jumps across a canyon after eating beans
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3.1.6.2.3 : Chinaman means to say how ugly death is
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3.1.6.2.4 : At Mexican funeral, casket accuses butter as reason for man's death
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3.1.6.2.5 : Mexican brought a knife to gun fight
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3.1.6.2.6 : The only reason seagulls have wings is to beat the Mexicans to the dump
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3.1.6.2.7 : What are the first five words that a Mexican baby would say?
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3.1.7: Texan
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3 13
3.1.7.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
3 13
3.1.7.1.1 : Undertaker gives Texan an enema and buries him in a shoe box
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3.1.7.1.2 : Texan grabs two Mexicans and says 'Remember the Alamo' before throwing them off airplane
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3.1.7.1.3 : Texas cowboy goes into cave of skunks, skunks leave shortly after
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3.1.7.1.4 : Texan replies with 'Bill Jackson' every time French man says bon appetit
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3.1.7.1.5 : Texan falls into a swimming pool and yells, 'Don't flush it!'
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3.1.7.1.6 : You're probably a redneck if your dad walks you to school
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3.1.7.1.7 : You're probably a redneck if you can't marry your sweetheart because it's against the law
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3.1.7.1.8 : Three scariest things in Texas are 'A Mexican with a knife, a black man with a knife, and a Yankee with a U-Haul heading towards Houston.'
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3.1.7.1.9: Difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee
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3.1.7.2: Esoteric
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3 13
3.1.7.2.1 : Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
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3.1.8: American Indian
Box Folder
3 14
3.1.8.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
3 14
3.1.8.1.1 : "Ain't ‘cha got no red pop?"
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3.1.8.1.2 : Indian is still looking for a co-signer
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3.1.8.1.3 : Used too short of a buck rein
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3.1.8.1.4 : Indian uses a tomahawk to give himself a nose job
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3.1.8.1.5 : Child asks how Indians choose names for their children (Pooping dog)
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3.1.8.1.6 : Why the Indian Chief has so many feathers
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3.1.8.1.7 : Indian hunting dog points with it's lips
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3.1.8.1.8 : Waiter doesn't serve Indians, who says, 'It's okay, I only want a hamburger.'
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3.1.8.1.9 : 'I can make you talk like an Indian' 'How?'
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3.1.8.1.10 : How did the Indians get to America before the white men?
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3.1.8.1.11 : How do you keep an Indian busy (piece of paper saying flip over)
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3.1.8.1.12 : Indians use washing machines as stoves
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3.1.8.1.13 : What do you call 500 Indian women that have no nipples?
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3.1.8.1.14 : 'Squash it'
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3.1.8.1.15 : 'Remember Wounded Knee'
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3.1.8.1.16 : Americans have been giving Indians birds ever since the big feast (Thanksgiving)
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3.1.8.1.17 : Indians points with thier lips
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3.1.8.1.18 : Indian can listen to the ground after being run over by a wagon
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3.1.8.1.19 : "Where is that Squaw I've got to kill?"
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3.1.8.1.20 : Indian boy drank 25 cups of tea and drownned in his teepee
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3.1.8.1.21 : Where do Indians keep their armies?
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3.1.8.1.22 : How did Indians get to the America before the white men?
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3.1.8.1.23 : Indian names their tribe 'Hellerwese' (Where the hell are we)
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3.1.8.1.24 : Drunk Indian finds genie in a bottle, but accidentally wishes to remain drunk
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3.1.8.2: Esoteric
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3 15
3.1.8.2.1 : Indian tries to eat long-johns, thinking they are tanagra
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3.1.8.2.2 : Indian plays a trick on another by camouflaging manure with dirt and twigs
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3.1.8.2.3 : Indians laugh when Elder tries to warn them, 'Watch out! They have come to steal your land!'
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3.1.8.2.4 : Indian bought the cheapest toilet paper and named it "John Wayne" toilet paper
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3.1.9: Colleges and Schools
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4 1
3.1.9.1: Exoteric
Box Folder
4 1
3.1.9.1.1: Five Aggies came across a cow pie
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3.1.9.1.2 : Aggie killed while getting a drink of milk
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3.1.9.1.3 : University of Utah takes an S.O.B
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3.1.9.1.4 : Coke bottle says open at other end
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3.1.9.1.5 : Ugly co-ed gets money because Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the most beautiful co-ed do not exist
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3.1.9.1.6 : Two ton pickup
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4 1
3.1.9.1.7 : Difference between co-eds and a garbage can
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4 1
3.1.9.1.8 : Difference between a sorority and a co-ed?
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4 1
3.1.9.1.9 : Difference between a co-ed and an elephant or hippo
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3.1.9.1.10 : How many football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.1.9.1.11 : How many USU co-eds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.1.9.1.12 : Why marching group does not wear boots
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3.1.9.1.13 : Which co-ed will fall first?
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3.1.9.1.14 : Difference between a BYU co-ed and a police car
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3.1.9.1.15 : Difference between a co-ed and a Rolaids tablet
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3.1.9.1.16 : Co-ed doll gets fat when wound up
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3.1.9.1.17 : Difference between a co-ed and an elephant lying in bed
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3.1.9.1.18 : Why co-eds have calluses on their knuckles
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4 2
3.1.9.1.19 : Realtor has to remind students which side of sod goes up
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3.1.9.1.20 : BYU's library burned down
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3.1.9.1.21 : Provo's zoo
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3.1.9.1.22 : Differences between a student and a mouse
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3.1.9.1.23 : Why co-eds have red rings on their bodies
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3.1.9.1.24 : Difference between a co-ed and Ringling Brothers Circus
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3.1.9.1.25 : What to call a good looking girl at BYU
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3.1.9.1.26 : How a co-ed holds up her stocking
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3.1.9.1.27 : Student attacked while trying on odor eaters
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3.1.9.1.28 : Smallest book at BYU
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3.1.9.1.29 : What to call co-eds jumping out of plane
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3.1.9.1.30 : Most popular class at BYU
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3.1.9.1.31 : Cross a co-ed with a mermaid
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3.1.9.1.32 : High-class BYU co-eds only have their numbers in the telephone booths on the east side of Provo
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3.1.9.1.33 : How co-eds protect themselves from Peeping Toms
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3.1.9.1.34 : How to get a co-ed out of the bathtub
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4 3
3.1.9.1.35 : "They teach us not to piss on our hands."
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4 3
3.1.9.1.36 : How co-eds find each other in the dark.
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4 3
3.1.9.1.37 : Why Christ was not born at BYU
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4 3
3.1.9.1.38 : Co-eds put mirrors on bathroom ceilings to watch themselves gargle
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4 3
3.1.9.1.39 : How to tell you entered BYU country
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3.1.9.1.40 : Why co-eds do not vote
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3.1.9.1.41 : What's short, fat and hairy?
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4 3
3.1.9.1.42 : BYU co-ed wears black panties
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3.1.9.1.43 : How to propose to a co-ed
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4 3
3.1.9.1.44 : Why co-eds can not play in the sandbox
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4 3
3.1.9.1.45 : Co-eds point when birds fly over
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4 3
3.1.9.1.46 : How to separate the men from the boys
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4 3
3.1.9.1.47 : Bay of Pigs
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4 3
3.1.9.1.48 : Man-eating tiger's starved
.4 (items)
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3.1.9.1.49 : Zoo closes at 6:00 p.m
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3.1.9.1.50 : Lawrence of Rexburg
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3.1.9.1.51 : Manual labor
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3.1.9.1.52 : Frog has a pimple
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4 4
3.1.9.1.53 : No artificial turf at the football stadium
.3 (items)
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4 4
3.1.9.1.54 : Why BYU will be warm and cozy
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4 4
3.1.9.1.55 : Marriott Center would fall if BYU and Ricks co-eds stand on top of it
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4 4
3.1.9.1.56 : BYU student asks man to remove hat
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4 4
3.1.9.1.57 : Why do BYU co-eds wear gray bathing suits
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4 4
3.1.9.1.58 : BYU student writes Timbucktwo poem
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4 4
3.1.9.1.59 : Farmers starting to send daughters to market and pigs to BYU
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3.1.9.1.60 : 90 percent of women in Utah are good looking, the rest go to BYU
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3.1.9.1.61 : BYU student trips over wishing log, says (explicit)
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3.1.9.1.62 : How do you drive a BYU co-ed crazy?
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3.1.9.1.63 : What do you call a fly that goes in BYU co-ed's ear?
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4 4
3.1.9.1.64 : Why does BYU have natural grass instead of turf?
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4 4
3.1.9.1.65 : How do you get 100 BYU co-eds into a phone booth?
.2 (items)
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3.1.9.1.66 : Difference between dead BYU co-ed and dead dog in the middle of the road?
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4 5
3.1.9.1.67 : 'BYU Y dance' (why dance)
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4 5
3.1.9.1.68 : Difference between a truck load of BYU co-eds and truck load of elephants?
.2 (items)
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4 5
3.1.9.1.69 : Similarity between quarters in the bottom of a toilet bowl and a BYU co-ed
.6 (items)
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4 5
3.1.9.1.70 : Michael Jackson openes college called 'Bring'em Young Univeristy'
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4 5
3.1.9.1.71 : Why do BYU co-eds wear stripes?
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4 5
3.1.9.1.72 : What happened to the driver that swerved to miss a BYU co-ed?
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4 5
3.1.9.1.73 : What does a BYU co-ed and your batting average have in common?
.1 (item)
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4 5
3.1.9.1.74 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a toilet?
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4 5
3.1.9.1.75 : Campus Deity (Dean/Secretary jumping buildings)
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3.1.9.1.76 : Why does BYU have such a hard time winning football games?
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4 6
3.1.9.1.77 : What's the difference between a male BYU co-ed and a rat?
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4 6
3.1.9.1.78 : Why don't they put up a nativity scene at USU?
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3.1.9.1.79 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a bowling ball?
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4 6
3.1.9.1.80 : Man-eating lion turned loose at BYU, it starves
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4 6
3.1.9.1.81 : BYU co-ed commits suicide
.2 (items)
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4 6
3.1.9.1.82 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and Bigfoot?
.2 (items)
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4 6
3.1.9.1.83 : What's a BYU co-ed's favorite wine after dinner?
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4 6
3.1.9.1.84 : How can you tell if a BYU co-ed is level-headed?
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4 6
3.1.9.1.85 : How does a BYU co-ed take a bath?
.10 (items)
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4 7
3.1.9.1.86 : Why do most BYU co-eds avoid going to the beach? (harpooned)
.7 (items)
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3.1.9.1.87 : What do you say to a BYU co-ed that wears red sweatshirt? (Kool-Aid)
.4 (items)
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3.1.9.1.88 : Why do BYU co-eds hang their degrees in the windows of their cars?
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3.1.9.1.89 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a U of U co-ed?
.4 (items)
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4 7
3.1.9.1.90 : How do you get BYU co-eds through a door? (twinkies)
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3.1.9.1.91 : How many University of Illinois engineering students does it take to vacuum the floor?
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3.1.9.1.92 : Why won't they let BYU co-eds on the beach?
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3.1.9.1.93 : School bus hit BYU co-ed, they had to get a new bus
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4 7
3.1.9.1.94 : What do you call a BYU co-ed skydiver? (eclipse)
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4 7
3.1.9.1.95 : Race between Santa, cute BYU co-ed, and cute USU co-ed, who wins?
.1 (item)
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4 7
3.1.9.1.96 : What makes BYU co-ed look good?
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4 7
3.1.9.1.97 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and the blimp?
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4 7
3.1.9.1.98 : Why do BYU co-eds wear high heels?
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3.1.9.1.99 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a bucket of manure?
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4 7
3.1.9.1.100 : Did you hear about the march of the virgins down at BYU?
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4 8
3.1.9.1.101 : Illegal run-away Aggie hides behind sack, says 'Potatoe' when kicked
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3.1.9.1.102 : How do you get a BYU co-ed to make out with you on the first date?
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4 8
3.1.9.1.103 : 'At USU they teach us not to pee on our hands'
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3.1.9.1.104 : What do you call a BYU co-ed with a hula hoop?
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4 8
3.1.9.1.105 : Aggie pilots land plane wrong length on runway
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3.1.9.1.106 : BYU essay question: How do you spell McDonald's farm? Answer: EIEIO
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3.1.9.1.107 : Pollacks leave football field, four plays later BYU scored
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3.1.9.1.108 : What did the stream say when the BYU co-ed fell into it?
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3.1.9.1.109 : BYU co-ed is just a finger looking for a ring
.2 (items)
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4 8
3.1.9.1.110 : BYU co-ed doll's thighs expand when ring is put on finger
.7 (items)
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4 9
3.1.9.1.111 : What are the happiest parts of a BYU co-eds body?
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4 9
3.1.9.1.112 : What do you call a pretty girl on BYU campus?
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4 9
3.1.9.1.113 : What do you call a BYU co-ed with smoke jumper gear on?
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3.1.9.1.114 : Harvard student won't answer where the library is because it ended with a preposition
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3.1.9.1.115 : Aggie impressed that thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold
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3.1.9.1.116 : Earthquake caused by two late Ricks co-eds
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3.1.9.1.117 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a pig? (acne)
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3.1.9.1.118 : Why do BYU co-eds have so many red dots on them?
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3.1.9.1.119 : Tiger attacked BYU co-ed last fall, still trying to finish carcass
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3.1.9.1.120 : Why was the Harmon building built? (full lenth mirrors for BYU co-eds)
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3.1.9.1.121 : Difference between a BYU co-ed and a Rolaide?
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3.1.9.1.122 : BYU co-ed arrested for smuggling watermelons in her back pockets
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3.1.9.1.123 : Why can't BYU co-eds wear yellow sweaters anymore?
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3.1.9.1.124 : What does a Byu co-ed have that every guy wants?
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3.1.9.1.125 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a refrigerator
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3.1.9.1.126 : What do you get when you cross a BYU co-ed with a pig?
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3.1.9.1.127 : How does a BYU co-ed put on her bra?
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3.1.9.1.128 : What's the difference between a train and a BYU co-ed?
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3.1.9.1.129 : What do you call a BYU co-ed hitchhiker
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3.1.9.1.130 : Naked BYU co-ed gets clothed by Hell's Angels
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3.1.9.1.131 : What do 30,000 idiots say? (Cougars chant)
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3.1.9.1.132 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a policeman?
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3.1.9.1.133 : Earthquake caused by BYU cheerleaders practicing their jumps
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3.1.9.1.134 : How do you get 50 BYU co-eds in a Volkswagen?
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3.1.9.1.135 : Why didn't BYU have a nativity/ Christmas story?
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3.1.9.1.136 : BYU co-ed kick starts 747 at airport
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3.1.9.1.137 : Why do birds fly upside down over BYU?
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3.1.9.1.138 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a spider?
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3.1.9.1.139 : Which would hit the ground first; BYU co-ed or a sack of flour?
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3.1.9.1.140 : How does a BYU co-ed blow-dry her hair?
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3.1.9.1.141 : Why does the BYU football stadium have a fence around it?
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3.1.9.1.142 : What's harder than getting a BYU co-ed in the back of a Volkswagen?
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3.1.9.1.143 : Where is the only place an elephant can hide in the strawberry patch?
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3.1.9.1.144 : How does the BYU co-ed hide in the strawberry patch?
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3.1.9.1.145 : What do you call a 350 lb. co-ed?
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3.1.9.1.146 : What measures 36-24-36?
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3.1.9.1.147 : BYU co-ed that has long black hair wears gloves to cover it up
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3.1.9.1.148 : What are the three sizes of Ricks College coe-ed's uniform?
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3.1.9.1.149 : Any dude will do
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3.1.9.1.150 : How is a BYU co-ed and comet the same?
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3.1.9.1.151 : How do you know you're dating a BYU co-ed?
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3.1.9.1.152 : In what ways are a BYU co-ed and her date alike?
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3.1.9.1.153 : What do you call a BYU co-ed in a red dress running towards you?
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3.1.9.1.154 : 'In the four years I've spent at BYU I've grown so much'
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3.1.9.1.155 : BYU football stadium gets dome, called con-dome
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3.1.9.1.156 : What does BYU co-ed use for birth control?
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3.1.9.1.157 : BYU co-ed asks wife murderer if he has a date
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3.1.9.1.158 : What would have happened if Orson Pratt was the Prophet of the LDS church? (OPU instead of BYU)
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3.1.9.1.159 : Drug problem on the Aggie football team
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3.1.9.1.160 : BYU co-ed has to buy a building permit to make her own wedding dress
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3.1.9.1.161 : BYU co-ed leaves stretch marks in tub after bathing
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3.1.9.1.162 : Why are BYU co-ed jokes so short?
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3.1.9.1.163 : Why did all the BYU co-eds go to Provo and all the lesbians go to San Fransisco?
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3.1.9.1.164 : Weber State College students are Lord's people because they are still the same as Lord left them 2000 years ago
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3.1.9.1.165 : How do you get four sorority girls on a chair at the same time?
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3.1.9.1.166 : What do college students sing in the shower?
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3.1.9.1.167 : Difference between a sorority girl and a toilet bowl?
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3.1.9.1.168 : Difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
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3.1.9.1.169 : What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
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3.1.9.1.170 : How do you tell your parents that you are failing classes in college without any trouble?
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3.1.9.1.171 : How much for a season pass to get access the female dorm
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3.1.9.1.172: Why don't girls play hide and go seek at BYU?
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3.1.9.1.173: Difference between U of U co-ed brides wedding and BYU co-ed brides wedding?
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3.1.9.1.174: USU co-ed that transfers to BYU
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3.1.9.1.175: What do you call a BYU co-ed in a red jumpsuit?
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3.1.9.1.176: USU has a new football coach and his name is 'Win Won Soon'
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3.1.9.1.177: What did the River say when a BYU co-ed jump in?
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3.1.9.1.178: BYU co-ed accidently yells 'crap' when making a wish
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3.1.9.1.179: Farmer had to check ID's to get all the lost pigs back in, while he was stopping by BYU
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3.1.9.1.180: BYU co-ed spent all day to paint a mile of street because the paint bucket kept getting further and further away each day
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3.1.9.1.181: What do you call BYU-coeds wearing a designer gears?
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3.1.9.1.182: What is the tallest building on campus?
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3.1.9.1.183: If a BYU co-ed and an USU co-ed was sitting on top of Old Main, who would come down first?
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3.1.9.1.184: What is the difference between a BYU co-ed going to the cafeteria and a speeding train?
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3.1.9.1.185: How did a BYU co-ed try to kill herself?
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3.1.9.1.186: Difference between a big foot and a BYU co-ed?
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3.1.9.1.187: Difference between a big foot and a BYU co-ed?
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3.1.9.1.188: What does a BYU co-ed say after a guy blows in her ear?
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3.1.9.1.189: How many BYU co-eds does it take to change a light bulb?
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3.1.9.1.190: What does 7 Up and a BYU co-ed have in common?
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3.1.9.1.191: How do you get a BYU co-ed into an elevator?
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3.1.9.1.192: How do you get a BYU co-ed off your porch?
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3.1.9.1.193: What happened to the semi that tried to dodge a BYU co-ed who was standing in the middle of the road?
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3.1.9.1.194: What do Vallivue girls and quarters in a toilet have in common?
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3.1.9.1.195: Blonde coed pulled over by police officer
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3.1.9.1.196: Lazy student wouldn't scratch an itch
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3.1.9.1.197: Have you heard about the guy who thought Johnny Cake was a pay toilet?
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3.1.9.1.198: How does Ty Detmer screw in a light bulb?
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3.1.9.1.199: Horse left in furnace pit
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3.1.9.1.200: Comic of brain at the end of a semester
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3.1.9.1.201: Football initiation at Raft River High
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3.1.9.1.202: Aggie and foreign exchange students sleep in a barn
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3.1.9.1.203: Aggies find old milk carton, think it's a cow nest
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3.1.9.2: Esoteric
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3.1.9.2.1 : "Take out your activity card and go to the end of that line."
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3.1.9.2.2 : Professor never answers question with a statement
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3.1.9.2.3 : Definition of a lecture
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3.1.9.2.4 : How many Chi Omegas does it take to change a light bulb?
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3.1.9.2.5: Seniors can go any damn place they please
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3.1.9.2.6: Never End a Sentence with a Preposition
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3.1.9.2.7: Football players took 51 days to complete a puzzle that says 3-5 years
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3.1.10: Arab
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3.1.10.1: Exoteric
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3.1.10.1.1 : Mohammed tells women to put on veils
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3.1.10.1.2 : Israelis yell, "Hey, Mohammed," in order to kill Arabs
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3.1.10.1.3 : Busload of Iranians going off cliff with an empty seat
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3.1.10.1.4 : How many Iranians to water a camel?
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3.1.10.1.5 : What is pink and runs through the desert?
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3.1.10.1.6 : What do you get when you stick a dime on an Ethiopian's head?
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3.1.10.1.7 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed on it's head?
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3.1.10.1.8 : What's the difference between an Iraqian woman and a catfish?
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3.1.10.1.9 : How many Iraqies does it take to shoot a Scud Missle?
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3.1.10.1.10 : Iraq was successful when shooting down 3 Patriot Missles and 5 Scud Missles
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3.1.10.1.11 : What do you get when you combine Iraq and Kuwait?
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3.1.10.1.12 : What does Karl Malone have in common with Iraqi women?
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3.1.10.1.13 : Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on the same day in Iraq?
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3.1.10.1.14 : How do you break up an Iraqi bingo game?
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3.1.10.1.15 : Why do they call camels in Iraq 'ships of the desert'?
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3.1.10.1.16 : What's an Iraqi's idea of safe sex?
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3.1.10.1.17 : What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a hockey player?
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3.1.10.1.18 : What do you get when you put 100,000 Iraquis in one place?
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3.1.10.1.19 : What do you call an Iraqi woman who comes into a bar?
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3.1.10.1.20 : Did you hear about the new brand of condoms that the Iraqi are manufacturing?
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3.1.10.1.21 : Why are there no bars in Iraq?
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3.1.10.1.22 : Why does it take longer to train American pilots than Iraqi pilots?
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3.1.10.1.23 : What's the best way to wink at an Iraqi?
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3.1.10.1.24 : What do you do if an Iraqi throws a grenade at you?
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3.1.10.1.25 : What do you do if an Iraqi pulls out the pin of a grenade and throws it at you?
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3.1.10.1.26 : What is black and runs across the dessert at 50 mls an hour?
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3.1.10.1.27 : Arabic brain costs more becuase it's never been used
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3.1.10.1.28 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a turbin on his head?
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3.1.10.1.29 : How many Ethiopians does it take to fill a bathtub?
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3.1.10.1.30 : The fastest animal in the world is the Ethiopian chicken.
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3.1.10.1.31 : What do you call Levolor blinds in Ethiopia?
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3.1.10.1.32 : Ethiopian with a grain of rice caught in his throat
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3.1.10.1.33 : What do you call an Ethiopian who walks a dog?
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3.1.10.1.34 : What do you call an Ethiopian who raises dogs?
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3.1.10.1.35 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his butt?
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3.1.10.1.36 : How can you tell an Iraqi boy from an Iraqi man?
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3.1.10.1.37 : How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.1.10.1.38 : What is an optimist?
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3.1.10.1.39 : A new beer on the market today is called the Scud Light
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3.1.10.1.40 : How do you sink an Iraqi Navy?
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3.1.10.1.41 : What does Yoko Ono and an Ethiopian have in common?
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3.1.10.1.42: How do you say a pistol in Arabic?
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3.1.10.1.43: Saudi women are now walking in front of their husbands because of land mines
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3.1.10.1.44: What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
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3.1.10.1.45: Miss Ethiopia has the measurements of 11-11-11
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3.1.10.1.46: What do you call an Ethiopian with a hat on?
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3.1.10.1.47: What happened to the Ethiopian who felll in the alligator pit?
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3.1.10.1.48: How many Ethiopians can fit in a telephone booth?
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3.1.10.1.49: The hardest job in the world is selling after dinner mints in Ethiopia
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3.1.10.1.50: How do you fit a hundred Ethiopians in a Volkswagen?
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3.1.10.1.51: What do you call an Ethiopian with a dinner jacket on?
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3.1.10.1.52: How many Ethiopians does it take to change in a light bulb?
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3.1.10.2: Esoteric
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3.1.10.2.1 : God cooked Middle Eastern's skin just right
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3.1.10.2.2 : Why does Utah Jazz want Saddam Hussein?
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3.1.11: Hunters
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3.1.11.1: Exoteric
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3.1.11.1.1 : Hunter does not clean out deer, so it gets bigger
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3.1.11.1.2: "You can have your deer, but let me take my saddle off first."
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3.1.11.1.3 : "If you can run fast enough to tag a deer, you can have it."
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3.1.11.1.4 : Shot hunter would have had better chances if his buddy had not cleaned him out first
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3.1.11.1.5 : Friend of hunter shoot a farmer's cow not knowing their friend was playing trick on them
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3.1.11.1.6 : "Here's a bear for you, I'll go and get another for myself."
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3.1.11.1.7 : "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I got them back in."
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3.1.11.1.8 : "White Man's Hunting Trip."
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3.1.11.1.9 : There's more (explicit) birds out there than you can shake a stick at
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3.1.11.1.10 : Hunter wants to shoot at cans. . .Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Africans
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3.1.11.1.11 : That's my horse, can I at least have my saddle?
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3.1.11.1.12 : Rabbit is sitting on its' butt
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3.1.11.1.13 : Hunter accidentally kills Mormon Missionary
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3.1.11.1.14 : St. Peter asks if a hunter got a deer before he can enter heaven
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3.1.11.1.15 : Hunter wipes his butt with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel
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3.1.11.1.16 : Squirrels ran up Hunter's pants and said, 'Let's eat one now and save the other for later'
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3.1.11.1.17 : Hunter shoots arrows into the air as distress signal
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3.1.11.1.18 : When one hunter tells the other he could never outrun the bear, he replies, 'I just have to outrun you!'
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3.1.11.1.19 : Hunters pull deer by legs; then pull it by antlers because it is easier, but truck gets further and further away
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3.1.11.1.20 : Three hunters intentionally shot a bottle of liquor, wine and Henry because they had plenty in their states
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3.1.11.1.21 : California hunter mistakenly taken a mule for a doe
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3.1.11.1.22 : Hunters didn't believe that washing the poo of the Foo bird means sudden death
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3.1.11.1.23 : Talk about deer when a man I.Q. is about 40
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3.1.11.1.24 : Hunter follows these tracks into a cave and shot a train.
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3.1.11.1.25: What did one California hunter say to another one when he was asked what he got while deer hunting in Utah?
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3.1.11.1.26: Best Way to Hunt a Deer
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3.1.11.1.27: Timeline of a hunt
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3.1.11.2: Esoteric
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3.1.11.2.1 : A bear was shot by an ice ball and the cause of death was getting water on the brain
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3.1.11.2.2: A hunter shots a lady after askig her if she was game
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3.1.11.2.3: He might have been better if you had not gutted him
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3.1.12: Blondes
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3.1.12.1: A smart blonde is a golden retriever
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3.1.12.2 : What the blonde said after she crossed the road
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3.1.12.3 : Blonde woman doesn't want to get aids again
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3.1.12.4 : When asked if blinker works, blonde replies, 'It does, it doesn't, it does. .'
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3.1.12.5 : Blonde swims __mls, gets tired, and swims back
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3.1.12.6 : Mirror that senses lies, blonde says, 'I think. .'
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3.1.12.7 : How the blonde broke her arm
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3.1.12.8 : Blonde flight attendant gets trapped in hotel room
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3.1.12.9 : How do you drown a blonde?
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3.1.12.10 : Blonde thought Cheerios were donut seeds
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3.1.12.11 : Blonde selects dog after asking for a sheep
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3.1.12.12 : Blonde struggles to ride fake horse
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3.1.12.13 : Blonde wants to shoot her cheating boyfriend after she shoots herself
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3.1.12.14 : Why did the blonde climb the link fence?
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3.1.12.15 : How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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3.1.12.16 : Why does the blonde have square boobs?
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3.1.12.17 : What do you call a blonde sitting on a branch with a briefcase?
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3.1.12.18 : What do you call three blondes standing in a row?
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3.1.12.19 : Why couldn't the blonde bake two batches of cookies?
.1 (item)
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5 4
3.1.12.20 : Who made up all the blonde jokes?
.3 (item)
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5 4
3.1.12.21 : What is every blonde's ambition in life?
.1 (item)
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5 4
3.1.12.22 : How do you keep a blonde busy all day (piece of paper saying flip over)
.1 (item)
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5 4
3.1.12.23 : What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
.3 (items)
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5 4
3.1.12.24 : Blonde says to man that murdered his wife, 'oh, so you're not married?'
.1 (item)
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5 4
3.1.12.25 : How do you drive a blonde crazy?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.26 : Blondes turn around when they see 'Disneyland left' sign
.3 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.27 : Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?
.3 (items)
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5 5
3.1.12.28 : Why did the blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.29 : Blonde memorizes all the state's 'capitals' to prove that she's not dumb
.3 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.30 : Blonde girl gets fire from the M'M (M and M) company for throwing out all the W's
.5 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.31 : Smart blonde, dumb blonde, and unicorn are walking down the street. . .
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.32 : Blonde asks for directions while jumping out of airplane
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.33 : How do you know if a blonde is a waitress?(tampon behind ear)
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.34 : What do you call eight blonde girls holding hands in a circle?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.35 : What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.36 : Wow, you're dumber than a blonde
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.37 : How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.38 : Blonde going through a flashing red light; vroom-screech-vroom-screech
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.39 : How did the blonde die at the football game?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.40 : How do you drown a blonde at a basketball game?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.41 : What's a blonde's favorite song?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.42 : What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.43 : Why did the pregnant blonde go to Pizza Hut?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.44 : How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?
.5 (items)
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5 5
3.1.12.45 : Blonde mistakes microwave for TVs
.3 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.46 : Why would you marry a blonde? (handicapped parking)
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.47 : Why did the blonde crawl across the busy highway?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.48 : How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.49 : How do you get a blonde to marry you? (Tell her she's pegnant)
.1 (item)
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5 5
3.1.12.50 : Blonde has a windows computer and wanted to get a curtain for it
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.51 : Salesman refuses to sell anything to a blonde
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.52 : Blonde locks her keys in the car and will not pry it open
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.53 : Blonde responds ‘Big, red truck!” when the dispatcher asked for her address
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.54 : How to tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.55 : Blonde offers a coffee without milk when there’s no cream
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.56 : Computer keeps telling blonde that she has a mail and she went out to check her mailbox instead
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.57 : What did one blonde say when she passed the other blonde
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.58: Blonde rowing in a boat on the field giving every blonde a bad name
.3 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.59: What does a blonde put on her ears to make her more attractive?
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.60: Blonde drives around a block for 100 times because her blinker was stuck
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.61: What do you call a prostitute and two blondes?
.2 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.62: Blonde Test
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.63: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper every two weeks?
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.64: What do flat blondes and flat rocks have in common?
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.65: somethingBlondes writes TGIF (toes go in first) on their shoess
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.66: An eternity is when four blondes are at a four way stop
.2 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.67: Blondes clean restrooms when they see 'Clean Restrooms Ahead' sign
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.68: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
.2 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.69: What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel of a car?
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.70: Which one was the smartest if you had a blonde, brunette, and a red head?
.2 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.71: Blonde detaches car door and rolls down the window to cool off
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.72: What do a blonde and a cowpie have in common?
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.73: Why did the blonde drown when her truck went off in a river
.2 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.74: Blonde spent all day to paint a mile of street because the paint bucket kept getting further and further away each day
.1 (item)
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5 6
3.1.12.75: Blonde goes out to hunt alligators thinking that alligators wear shoes
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.76: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a line? (A wind tunnel)
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.77: Why did the blonde drop out of the pie eating contest?
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.78: While everyone else is having a boy or a girl, the blondes are having puppies
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.79: What do you call a blonde with a half of a brain?
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.80: What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.81: What does a blonde and a computer have in common?
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.82: Why do blonds have fur on the hem of their dresses?
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.83: Blondes were asked to take a quiz to get into heaven
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.84: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.85: If you're blondes, you'll have to go to heaven since you've already been through hell.
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.86: Blonde mistakes a car front seat with the back and called the police to report it as a stolen car
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.87: Why do Blondes have super high bangs?
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.88: Gullible isn't in the dictionary
.1 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.89: Medical terms for blondes
.2 (item)
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5 7
3.1.12.90: Blonde tries to order food at a library
.1 (item)
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5 8-10
3.1.13: Gender Jokes
Box Folder
5 8
3.1.13.1: What's the difference between women and puppies?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.2: How many men does it take to clean a toilet?
.3 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.3: What is it that every woman wants?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.4: What happen to a lady who jumped off the Empire State Building?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.5: What did God say after creating men?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.6: "Her name is Sally and she lies a lot!"
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.7: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
.3 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.8: A man wanted to be smarter than all men so he turned himself into a woman or vice versa
.3 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.9: A woman got undress and said " Make me a woman tonight." [This item was collected in a History 124 course, Winter 1994, removed by collector request, November 2016.]
.0 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.10: How many females does it take to screw a light bulb?
.2 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.11: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.12: Why shouldn't we let women drive?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.13: What do condoms and women have in common?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.14: What is the best male birth control?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.15: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
.3 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.16: What's the difference between a male and a catfish?
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.17: Telephone, Telegraph and women are the fastest means of communication
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.18: Tell your woman to get in the kitchen when your dishwasher is broken
.2 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.19: Tips for handling women emotional emergencies
.1 (item)
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5 8
3.1.13.20: "We believe in capital punishment, expect that women shouldn’t be hung like men"
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.21: A woman driver is a constant danger
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.22: What is a man's idea of housework?
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.23: Difference between government bonds and men?
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.24: The Perfect Man
.2 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.25: Why men are not secretaries?
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.26: Difference between men and women (X and Y chromosomes)
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.27: Females in advertisement
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.28: Girlfriend has dice eyes and all she has to do is roll them to make her point
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.29: Men's Guide to what women really means when she says something
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.30: A Woman points of view
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.31: Why are men and parking spaces alike?
.4 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.32: How can you tell when a man is lying?
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.33: Why is the figure of a courthouse in the form of a woman?
.2 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.34: Genie would grant a wish to make bridges with two lanes or four, rather than a wish to understand women
.3 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.35: How do you tell a boy pancake from a girl pancake?
.2 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.36: How long should a girl dress be?
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.37: Women has two characteristics: beauty and foolishness
.2 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.38: Why do men want to vote for a female president?
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.39: Why don't women wear watches?
.1 (item)
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5 9
3.1.13.40: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.41: Men are like a game of old fashioned tug of war
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.42: Why did the woman cross the road?
.4 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.43: Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
.2 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.44: Woman can only get smart by turning into man
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.45: Why is Pac Man so popular with women?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.46: What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.47: Why did the girl swallow bullets?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.48: Why can't you trust women?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.49: The smartest person in the world is a woman.
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.50: Female brains are cheaper to buy because it was used.
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.51: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.52: Did you know that at one time, there were no women in heaven?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.53: What is the difference between a woman and a pit bull?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.54: Definitions of words by gender
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.55: Male language patterns
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.56: Girl says no when asked to dance at a dance
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.57: Pain of labor transferred to father
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.58: What do you call a man who loses 90% of his brain power?
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.59: Man has wife walk 2 miles in the morning and 2 miles at night
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.60: The evolution of authority
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.61: Wife tells husband to stand in line for heaven
.1 (item)
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5 10
3.1.13.62: How can you tell if a women is wearing pantihose?
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14: Cowboys
Box Folder
5 11
3.1.14.1 : Why are cowboy hats turned up on the sides?
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.2 : Why don't cowboys wear tennis shoes?
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.3 : How do rodeo cowboys know which leg to limp on?
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.4 : A man can tell where cowboys are from just by looking at their boots
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.5 : Cowboy got the cheapest toilet paper and called it John Wayne toilet paper
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.6 : Why would cowboys buy a Dachshund?
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.7: Why do cowboys have their names on the back of their belts?
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.8: Cowboy job application
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.9: Where are all the cows among the cowboy students
.1 (item)
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5 11
3.1.14.10: Why do cowboys wear baseball caps and tennis shoes?
.2 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15: Gay
Box Folder
5 12
3.1.15.1 : Gay says there are three kinds of turd
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.2 : Gay son receives a brand new car and a Jacuzzi
.2 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.3 : Afraid of being converted to gay?
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.4 : What do you call two gays in a bar? (A fruit stand)
.2 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.5 : How many gay men does it take to change a light bulb?
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.6 : Gay thinks a ferryboat is a navy boat
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.7 : What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.8 : Gay men will be the first to evacuate San Francisco when earthquake strikes
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.9: How do you get four gay men on one barstool?
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.10: Did you hear about the gay cowboy?
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.11: What was the name of the Roman who drove the pink chariot? (Ben Gay)
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.12: What does GAY stand for? (Got AIDS yet)
.2 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.13: Pregnant gay doesn't know who the father is
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.14: If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.15: Kathy Whitmire new theme song is called 'Lesbe Friends' (Lesibian)
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.16: Kathy Whitmire is putting a 'dike' on every corner in Houston
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.17: What does four gay men in a hot tub say when a condom floats to the top?
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.18: What do you call a gay on a skateboard?
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.19: When he wakes up tell him it was a hammer from Sears
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.20: Cowboy finds out he is a lesbian
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.21: Two angel's wings fall off when they have a dirty thought
.1 (item)
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5 12
3.1.15.22: Whitmire reorganized the police department with convertibles
.1 (item)
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5 13-17
3.1.0: Miscellaneous
Box Folder
5 13
3.1.0.1 : Swiss person gives reply at 2:00 a.m
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.2 : Cow ate the grass and left
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.3 : American put a knapsack instead of a parachute on a Russian
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.4 : Immigrant will not be pallbearer thinking they mean a polar bear
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.5 : Best place to get wife is San Pete County because any situation would be an improvement
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.6 : Portuguese man tests all matches before sending them to friend
.2 (items)
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5 13
3.1.0.7 : Why little moron put hay in bed
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.8 : Inexperienced farmer sow to get bred
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.9 : Guide puts turtle in tourist's bed and says it is a flea, because tourist says everything is bigger in America
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.10 : Lady from Bronx has son who has an Oedipus complex
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.11 : Sign in England says, "Six miles to Shropshire. If you can't read the sign, ask the blacksmith."
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.12 : What to call a Philippine contortionist
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.13 : North Dakotan yells "fire" while standing in front of firing squad
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.14 : Why Canada has the French Canadians
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.15 : "Every time I try to kiss him, he giggles."
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.16 : Three types of men
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.17 : How do Germans tie their shoes?
.7 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.18 : Why the [homosexual] is buried in a pink coffin
.1 (item)
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5 13
3.1.0.19 : How many Californians to screw in light bulb?
.5 (item)
Undated
5 13
3.1.0.20 : How many WASPs does it take to screw in light bulb?
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.21 : Dirty Tree and a Turd. Don't mess with an Asian and his math
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.22 : How the Chinese choose names
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.23 : What is the name of the Korean cookbook?
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.24 : Lumberjack confused by motorized saw
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.25 : Drunk drivers in Utah wear orange
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.26 : Three men going to, in, or coming out of outhouse
.3 (items)
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5 14
3.1.0.27 : Man jumps off barn headfirst into pile of manure
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.28 : Irish book of etiquette and Italian book of war heroes are the two shortest books
.3 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.29 : Who was Alexander Graham Polinksi?
.2 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.30 : Russian shoes have two toes that come rushin' out of each shoe.
.2 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.31 : What do Nagasaki, Hiroshim, and Baghdad have in common?
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.32 : 'For my country!'
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.33 : What do Japanese women like the most?
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.34 : Black, Mexican, Pollack, and Jewish all wish to go to their home countries, American wishes for Diet Coke
.2 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.35 : What do you call it when 1,000 Blacks/Mexicans jump out of a plane?
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.36 : What do you call a thousand blacks buried up to their necks in sand? (Afro turf)
.2 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.37 : German shoves American, Russian, and Turk off train claiming 'There's more where they come from'
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.38 : Why are a violinists fingers like lightning?
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.39 : What's the difference between a violin and a cello on the highway? (skid marks)
.1 (item)
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5 14
3.1.0.40 : 'What kind of cheese?' (Hoochies!)
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.41 : Say 'Naked' in awkward pauses
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.42 : What do you call three vietnamise in a Toyota?
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.43 : What do you call 200 China Men holding hands all the way around your house?
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.44 : 'My dad farted and the house blew up!'
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.45 : What's a house full of (raicial explicit) with Mexican's on the outside called?
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.46 : How come Puerto Ricans don't write checks?
.2 (items)
Undated
5 15
3.1.0.47 : If a Pollack, a Black and a Puerto Rican jumped off the empire state building, who would hit first?
.2 (items)
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5 15
3.1.0.48 : Californians drag deer by head, but go farther away from their car
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.49 : Portuguese man wants to land on the sun at night
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.50 : Why don't Mexicans and Balcks interbreed?
.1 (item)
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5 15
3.1.0.51 : Puerto Rican believes that money is everywhere in New York
.1 (item)
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3.1.0.52 : Puerto Rican had to ordered what others are ordering because he doesn't speak English
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5 15
3.1.0.53 : Germans makes beautiful piano, Italians makes music out of the piano and Portugese got to carry it around
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5 15
3.1.0.54 : Black man wishes to be short, white and had pretty girl sit on his lap. In result, he turned into a toilet
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5 15
3.1.0.55 : Sun City (Arizona) people are newlyweds and nearly dead
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5 15
3.1.0.56 : Woman was afraid to go out on a date with a black man
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5 15
3.1.0.57 : White man born white and die gray. Black man born black and die black, yet they called black colored
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5 15
3.1.0.58 : An Asian, a Mexican and a Black all in a car, who is driving?
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5 15
3.1.0.59 : How do people in China name their kids?
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5 15
3.1.0.60 : Why did all of the migrant field workers quit working in the fields?
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5 16
3.1.0.61 : Jamaican has 'Wy' tattooed on his penis that say 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'
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5 16
3.1.0.62 : Did you know Japanese bought the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles?
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3.1.0.63 : One out of every fourth child is born Chinese
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3.1.0.64 : If female bear ate the Italian and the Russian, Czech must be eaten by the male bear
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5 16
3.1.0.65 : Heard about the new Cambodia cookbook?
.1 (item)
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5 16
3.1.0.66 : Why were so many Vietnams die in the war?
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5 16
3.1.0.67 : What do you call the point man on a Korean patrol?
.1 (item)
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5 16
3.1.0.68 : How can you tell if there's a Navajo lady in the audience?
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3.1.0.69 : An Amish who thinks an elevator changes figure by going inside
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3.1.0.70 : What goes clip clop, bang?
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3.1.0.71 : Everyone knows each other in Overton, Nevada
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3.1.0.72 : For fat people its hereditary, you can see it in their genes (jeans)
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3.1.0.73 : What will each particular ethnic group do when there is only one woman and two men left in a desert island?
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3.1.0.74 : How many Puerto Ricans does it take to steal a light bulb?
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5 16
3.1.0.75 : A deaf man throws out an interpreter saying, 'There's plenty of hearing people in America'
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5 16
3.1.0.76 : "I ain't no Navajo. I'm a Chicago Ho"
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5 16
3.1.0.77 : What do the Denver Broncos and a tampon have in common?
.1 (item)
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5 16
3.1.0.78 : What do you call a Cambodian with two dogs?
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5 16
3.1.0.79 : Eskimo would shout 'radio' if he fell off an igloo
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3.1.0.80 : How many greeks does it take to change a light bulb?
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5 17
3.1.0.81 : How do Eskimos make babies?
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3.1.0.82 : Why do we bury Belgies upside down?
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5 17
3.1.0.83 : Why did they cancel driver education and sex education in Israel?
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5 17
3.1.0.84 : Wyoming cowboys turned Virgin Mary into Mary after visting Wyoming
.1 (item)
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5 17
3.1.0.85 : What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
.1 (item)
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5 17
3.1.0.86 : God made a mistake when creating men and now we have white, black and brown colors people
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5 17
3.1.0.87 : Why do Englishmen drink warm beer?
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3.1.0.88 : Scottish woman mistake doctors from painters because they all wore white
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5 17
3.1.0.89 : What will Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Baghdad have in common?
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5 17
3.1.0.90 : Jamaican washes his face and hands using toilet water
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5 17
3.1.0.91 : Know that your wristwatch is gone when you are in Napoli or Brazil
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3.1.0.92 : Why aren't there any more homosexuals in California?
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3.1.0.93 : What people are always in a hurry?
.1 (item)
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5 17
3.1.0.94 : What are the four seasons in Utah?
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3.1.0.95 : Why did the North Dakota's wedding end?
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5 17
3.1.0.96 : What kind of berries do Eskimos eat?
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5 17
3.1.0.97 : If you're an American, hold your breath! If you're a Pollack, let it out.
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3.1.0.98 : How do you make a Utah driver mad?
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3.1.0.99 : Cross an Italian and an Arab
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3.1.0.100 : Do you know why the wind blows so much in southern Idaho?
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5 17
3.1.0.101 : Did you hear that they want to divide Los Angeles into two new sections?
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3.1.0.102 : Montana has it's own private zoo. They built a fence around North Dakota
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3.1.0.103 : Sweedish vasectomy
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3.1.0.104 : Scotsman falls and hopes he didn't spill whiskey
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3.1.0.105 : Hillbilly jokes
.1 (item)
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5 17
3.1.0.106 : Why is the wind so high around Butte Montana?
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3.1.0.107 : Cajun man pretends to be Texan
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3.1.0.108 : Fredrick the Great Viking joke
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3.2: Religious Jokes and Anecdotes
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6 1-5
3.2.1: Combinations of Two Religions
Box Folder
6 1-4
3.2.1.1: LDS and Catholic
Box Folder
6 1
3.2.1.1.1 : Mormon frog floats on butter while Catholic frog drowns
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6 1
3.2.1.1.2 : "Good morning, Father."
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6 1
3.2.1.1.3 : Catholic kittens become Mormon kittens because their eyes have opened and they saw the light
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6 2
3.2.1.1.4 : Christ comes to Salt Lake City, not Rome
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6 3
3.2.1.1.5 : "Sins are going three for a dollar today."
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6 3
3.2.1.1.6 : Catholic boy gets his ear boxed when he says his father is priest and his mother is nun
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6 3
3.2.1.1.7 : Easter is when Christ comes out of his grave, but if he does not see his shadow, he goes back in it
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6 3
3.2.1.1.8 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
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6 3
3.2.1.1.9 : Little boy says he didn't know there was much difference between Mormons and Catholics when he and little girl take off clothes
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6 3
3.2.1.1.10 : "I didn't know you were having a vision."
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6 3
3.2.1.1.11 : Father does not punish Notre Dame football player when he confesses he played dirty against BYU
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6 3
3.2.1.1.12 : Came to heaven too early so you can go back as anything
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6 3
3.2.1.1.13 : Catholic puppies become Mormon puppies because their eyes have opened and they saw the light
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6 3
3.2.1.1.14 : Mormon boy and Catholic boy decide to attend each other's churches
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6 3
3.2.1.1.15 : Difference between Mormons and Catholics
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6 3
3.2.1.1.16 : "You don't know what you are missing."
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6 3
3.2.1.1.17 : Boy baptizes his cat after seeing his Mormon friend baptized.
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6 3
3.2.1.1.18 : Priest asked Mormon to kill his horse, but Mormon ended up killing two cows and one horse
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6 4
3.2.1.1.19 : Mormon jumps out of plane with boy's backpack instead of parachute
.1 (item)
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6 5
3.2.1.2: Catholic and Judaism
Box Folder
6 5
3.2.1.2.1 : "Friends of the groom!"
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6 5
3.2.1.2.2 : A Priest and a Jewish talked about sin that they have committed.
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6 5
3.2.1.2.3 : A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest decided to go to a boxing match while the Rabbi doesn't know much about boxing.
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6 5
3.2.1.2.4 : "Funny thing you should mention it!"
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6 5
3.2.1.0: Miscellaneous
Box Folder
6 5
3.2.1.0.1 : Baptists sang "No, Not One" after the Presbyterians sang "Will There Be Any Star in My Crown."
.1 (item)
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6 5
3.2.1.0.2 : Priest remembers where he left his bike after preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
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6 5
3.2.1.0.3 : Mormon in Middle East is crushed by big black foot when he says "Thank God" instead of "Thank Allah."
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6 5
3.2.1.0.4 : How do you tell the difference between a Mormon and a Jew?
.1 (item)
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6 5
3.2.1.0.5 : What makes the Presbyterians so special? Are there special places for Mormons to cross?
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6 6-10
3.2.2: Combinations of Three or More Religions
Box Folder
6 6-10
3.2.2.1 : LDS and _________ and __________
Box Folder
6 6-7
3.2.2.1.1 : "Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?"
.43 (items)
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6 8
3.2.2.1.2 : Mormon bishop saves seed from watermelon filled with alcohol
.1 (item)
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6 8
3.2.2.1.3 : "You'll have to go to hell. I don't have time to make you punch and cookies."
.11 (items)
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6 8
3.2.2.1.4 : Mormons play around in heaven because they could not do it on earth
.1 (item)
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6 8
3.2.2.1.5 : "Jesus Christ, are you here again?"
.3 (items)
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6 8
3.2.2.1.6 : Mormon has to spell "Albuquerque" in order to get into heaven
.2 (item)
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6 8
3.2.2.1.7 : President Kimball's phone bill to heaven is low because it's a local call
.6 (items)
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6 8
3.2.2.1.8 : Rabbi spits nails at Christ when he comes second time
.1 (item)
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6 9
3.2.2.1.9 : Taxi driver gets into heaven because he had scared more people than a Bishop, a Rabbi and a Minster
.5 (items)
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6 9
3.2.2.1.10 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
.2 (items)
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6 9
3.2.2.1.11 : Mormon bishop writes check for million dollars and puts in casket of man who gave him the money
.1 (item)
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6 9
3.2.2.1.12 : "We don't stand a chance, Fanny."
.9 (item)
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6 9
3.2.2.1.13 : Rabbi is admitted to heaven without any red tape and is given nice car because he is related to boss
.1 (item)
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6 9
3.2.2.1.14 : Throw money up in the air and whatever the Lord wants, he takes it
.7 (items)
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6 9
3.2.2.1.15 : When does life begins?
.5 (items)
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6 10
3.2.2.1.16 : Mormon man had multiple wives so that he could have a golf course
.3 (items)
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6 10
3.2.2.1.17 : Bishop was born gossip and can't wait to share ministers confession.
.1 (items)
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6 10
3.2.2.1.18 : If it's Evangelists, sit on your mother's lap
.1 (items)
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6 11
3.2.3: LDS Jokes
Box Folder
6 11
3.2.3.1: Confused Morals
Box Folder
6 11
3.2.3.1.1 : Mormon hijacker would have been caught when he paid his tithing
.1 (item)
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6 11
3.2.3.1.2 : Relief Society sisters walk out when one sister says how much prostitute can make
.1 (item)
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6 11
3.2.3.1.3 : Mormon girls love sex, but will not smoke or drink
.2 (items)
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6 11
3.2.3.1.4 : Take two Mormons with you or the one will drink all your beer
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6 11
3.2.3.1.5 : The only place Mormons don't recognize each other is the liquor store.
.1 (items)
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6 11
3.2.3.1.6 : How to tell if you are at a Mormon wedding
.5 (item)
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6 11
3.2.3.1.7 : What don't Mormons recognize?
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6 11
3.2.3.1.8 : Polygamy or Monotony
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6 11
3.2.3.1.9 : Coffee is not to be drunk and God would never ask for it
.1 (item)
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6 11
3.2.3.1.10: Mormon pick-up lines
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6 12
3.2.3.1.11: I'm a Mormon, I can't drink coffee
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6 12
3.2.3.1.12: What are Mormons favorite wine?
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6 12
3.2.3.1.13: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
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6 12
3.2.3.1.14: How do you get a Mormon girl to stop having sex?
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6 13
3.2.3.2: Mormons and Gentiles
Undated
Box Folder
6 13
3.2.3.2.1 : Boy would be embarrassed if he were not a Mormon
.1 (item)
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6 13
3.2.3.2.2 : Truck driver run over motorcycle of man who ate donut and drank Postum
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6 13
3.2.3.2.3 : People want to feel Mormon's horns, so he lets them
.3 (items)
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6 13
3.2.3.2.4 : Man thinks he shot Mormon bishop when hunter described his catch as having two horns and beard
.2 (items)
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6 13
3.2.3.2.5 : "He's not in our Ward"
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6 13
3.2.3.2.6 : Mormons locks their car in church parking lot because they're afraid someone will leave zucchini in their car
.2 (items)
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6 14
3.2.3.3: Missionary Work
Box Folder
6 14
3.2.3.3.1 : Mormonism is like manure, it has to be spread around
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6 14
3.2.3.3.2 : St. Peter asks man who does not know a lot about Mormons if he would like to know more
.3 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.3 : Two boys decide to just sprinkle cat and let it go to devil
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.4 : The Greenies Dinner
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.5 : What do toilet bowl cleaners and return missionaies have in common?
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.6 : "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway"
.4 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.7 : Why do missionaries have such big bladders?
.6 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.8 : Missionary asks everyone to stand up and place their hand on their heart and he said "Now you can say your heart was touched today"
.2 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.9 : What is return missionaries and Ajax alike?
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.10 : What is a missionary favorite reptile?
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6 14
3.2.3.3.11 : Missionary trains horse to run when he says "Praise the Lord" and to stop when he says "Amen"
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.12 : Why don't we send sixteen-year-old on missions?
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.13 : What happens to the people who never had a chance to hear about the Mormon’s god?
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.14 : I have few friends but never walk alone
.1 (item)
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6 14
3.2.3.3.15 : New missionary replies to angry woman
.1 (item)
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6 15
3.2.3.4: Mormons and Money
Box Folder
6 15
3.2.3.4.1: Man is willing to pay $1,000 to have church funeral for his dog
.1 (item)
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6 15
3.2.3.4.2: LDS stands for "lay down the silver."
.1 (item)
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6 15
3.2.3.4.3 : Businessman donates $5,000 to Swiss Temple so they put, "I was a stranger and you took me in" on the cornerstone
.1 (item)
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6 15
3.2.3.4.4 : The bad Mormon took $100 because the other doesn't exist.
.1 (item)
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6 15
3.2.3.4.5 : Where there's a will, there's a way
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5: Church Meetings
Box Folder
6 16
3.2.3.5.1 : Mormon Standard Time
.2 (items)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.2 : Boy tells mother that at fast and testimony meeting, sister just bored and bored and bored
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.3 : Sleeping brother stands up in middle of meeting when bishop asks if they do not think they will go to hell for sleeping in church
.2 (items)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.4 : Sleeping brother gets up in middle of meeting and gives closing prayer
.2 (items)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.5 : "I don't think one has to be sloppy to be humble."
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.6 : Brother tries to swat fly while bearing testimony, but misses it
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.7 : Man who tries to pull a lady dress and gets two black eyes in return
.3 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.8 : God must have had a sense of humor
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.9 : Make all babies High Priests so that they'll sleep through sacrament meeting
.3 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.10 : Why God made Sunday a day of rest?
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.11 : "We thank thee God for our profit"
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.12 : Devil scared everyone in the church expect one and asked "Why didn't you run?"
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.13 : Boy thinks bishop is stingy with sacrament bread
.1 (item)
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6 16
3.2.3.5.14 : Little girl says "Will you pass the dang sacrament?"
.1 (item)
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6 17-22
3.2.3.6: Heaven and Hell
Box Folder
6 17
3.2.3.6.1 : President Wilkinson has to get more chalk in order to write down sins
.2 (items)
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6 17
3.2.3.6.2 : Mormon lady tells another lady to go to hell because there are not any Mormons there
.2 (items)
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6 17
3.2.3.6.3 : "When you die, you can ask him."
.2 (items)
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6 17
3.2.3.6.4 : St. Peter uses person's sin clock for fan
.13 (items)
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6 18-19
3.2.3.6.5 : "You'll have to be quiet because the Mormons think they're the only ones up here"
.35 (items)
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6 20
3.2.3.6.6 : "Those damn Mormons have been irrigating again."
.18 (items)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.7: Man says he will be damned if he will go when asked to go to St. George
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.8 : Person allowed into heaven when St. Peter finds out that they knew another person because they had suffered enough
.2 (items)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.9 : When talking about heaven, eyes should light up but when talking about hell, normal expression would do
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.10 : Check to see if there were baseball games in heaven?
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.11 : Raise money to install air conditioning in hell
.2 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.12 : Couples wait to be interviewed and see if they are qualified to enter heaven
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.13 : "I would sell my house in St. George and move to hell"
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.14 : Driver gets to go to heaven because he had scared the hell out of more people than the Bishop
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.15 : "You can put the donkey in the barn."
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.16 : St. Peter tells Howard Hughes that it is 10%
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.17 : St. Peter determines who can enter heaven by their IQ
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.18 : "Why don't you go to hell, you won't find any Mormons there."
.3 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.19 : Relief Society President has to spell "Melchezidick" in order to get into heaven
.1 (item)
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6 21
3.2.3.6.20 : "I just saw my Bishop on roller skates!"
.1 (item)
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6 22
3.2.3.6.21 : Brigham Young taught the people in hell to build roads and irrigate.
.1 (item)
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6 22
3.2.3.6.22 : Bishop, Priest, and Christian scientist go to hell
.1 (item)
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7 1-2
3.2.3.7: Puns and Word Plays
Box Folder
7 1
3.2.3.7.1 : Grow marijuana on stake welfare farm.
.2 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.2 : "I am a loaf of bread."
.1 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.3 : Congregation came to conference with appetite for steak dinner
.1 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.4 : "Bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man."
.1 (item)
Undated
7 1
3.2.3.7.5 : Good Mormons, Jack Mormons, and Hijack Mormons
.4 (items)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.6 : Prayboy and Repenthouse
.1 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.7 : "Hope smiling brightly before us and we know that deliverance is nigh."
.1 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.8 : Mormon streaker
.7 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.9 : Cross LSD with LDS priest
.2 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.10 : What Mormon bullfrog says
.1 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.11 : Cross J. Golden Kimball with Spencer W. Kimball
.12 (items)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.12 : Give women the priesthood
.1 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.13 : "Let's get physical."
.1 (item)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.14 : The Other 13 Articles of Faith
.2 (items)
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7 1
3.2.3.7.15 : 'Fluxuations'
.1 (item)
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7 2
3.2.3.7.16 : Difference between LDS and LSD?
.6 (item)
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7 2
3.2.3.7.17 : Play with words found in scriptures
.12 (item)
Undated
7 2
3.2.3.7.18 : Difference between relief society and priesthood meeting?
.1 (item)
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7 2
3.2.3.7.19 : What do you call thousands of Mormon at the bottom of the Great Salt Lake?
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7 2
3.2.3.7.20 : Why did Mormons change the sacrament from wine to water?
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7 2
3.2.3.7.21 : What is a Mormon tequila?
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7 2
3.2.3.7.22 : What does the LDS and Coke have in common?
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7 2
3.2.3.7.23 : Brigham Young words play about Pioneers
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7 2
3.2.3.7.24: How many relief society does it take change a light bulb?
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7 2
3.2.3.7.25: Why did the mormon throw his clock out the window?
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7 2
3.2.3.7.26: Mormon Tab and Apple Choir
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7 2
3.2.3.7.27: J Golden Kimball says to excommunicate young man
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7 2
3.2.3.7.28: Come, Come, Ye Saints, No toilet paper here
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7 2
3.2.3.7.29: I can say like Samson of old, I have slain my thousands
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7 3-4
3.2.3.8: Bishops
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Box Folder
7 3
3.2.3.8.1 : Bishop shoots naked girl who says she is game
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7 3
3.2.3.8.2 : Bishop calls man S.O.B. in roundabout way
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7 3
3.2.3.8.3 : Bishop looks like Dean Martin
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7 3
3.2.3.8.4 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday and Lord helps him get hole-in-one
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7 3
3.2.3.8.5 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
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7 3
3.2.3.8.6 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday but when he comes home finds note on door saying "Sorry we missed you, Enoch."
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7 3
3.2.3.8.7 : Three bishops confess their faults to each other
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7 3
3.2.3.8.8 : Bishop buys parrot that only says, "Let us pray."
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7 3
3.2.3.8.9 : "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I got it back in."
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7 3
3.2.3.8.10 : Three final wishes for Bishop and _____ and _____
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7 3
3.2.3.8.11 : Do you know where God is?
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7 3
3.2.3.8.12 : "Bishop, I have a divine right!"
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7 3
3.2.3.8.13 : "Repaint and Thin No More"
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7 3
3.2.3.8.14 : Bishop has terms for couple to go through the Mormon temple wedding
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7 3
3.2.3.8.15 : Bishops were discussing how to get rid of the bats that had infested the church houses.
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7 4
3.2.3.8.16 : Bishop holds a sacrament meeting around the corner of the Catholic Church.
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7 4
3.2.3.8.17 : Bishop had to give nicknames to brothers who have the same name
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7 4
3.2.3.8.18 : Bishop and his wife were not allowed in heaven for having done one problem in their lifes
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7 4
3.2.3.8.19 : Bishop could not drink anything at bar because he has to drive home
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7 4
3.2.3.8.20 : Bishop and Granola are safe because Stanford Cazier had jumped out with a knapsack instead of a parachute
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7 4
3.2.3.8.21 : Bishop decided to play on a slot machine and as he pulled the handle, he heard a woman saying "Oh, Bishop!"
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7 4
3.2.3.8.22 : A genie that will grant Bishop a wish
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7 4
3.2.3.8.23 : You will be glad that bishops wife doesn't follow trends
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7 4
3.2.3.8.24 : Bishop needs more chalk to write his sins on heaven's stair
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7 4
3.2.3.8.25 : Bishop and a man are the only ones standing to go to hell
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7 4
3.2.3.8.26 : The new Bishop only say (explicit) while listening to a confession
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7 4
3.2.3.8.27 : Bishop's councilor was born gossip and can't wait to share bishopric's confessions
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7 5-6
3.2.3.9: Leadership
Box Folder
7 5
3.2.3.9.1 : Food named after church leaders
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7 5
3.2.3.9.2 : Brigham Young has scouts bring him young Indians for wives
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7 5
3.2.3.9.3 : Brigham Young could take any bus and still get home
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7 5
3.2.3.9.4 : Brigham Young tells man to eat other half of pie to get answer to his dream
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7 5
3.2.3.9.5 : Brigham Young wears roller skates in heaven because he had so many illegitimate children
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7 5
3.2.3.9.6 : Why Joseph Fielding Smith lived so long
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7 5
3.2.3.9.7 : "Salt the lake."
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7 5
3.2.3.9.8 : Relief Society says that naked man who ran by was not in their ward
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7 5
3.2.3.9.9 : What's (color) and jumps from bed to bed?
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7 5
3.2.3.9.10 : Teenage girls can hold the Priesthood
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7 5
3.2.3.9.11 : "The Lord heard me ask for water."
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7 5
3.2.3.9.12 : What did all of Brigham Young's wives have in common?
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7 5
3.2.3.9.13 : The origin of how Brigham Young got his name. (Bring em young)
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7 5
3.2.3.9.14 : "If there's a will, there's a way."
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7 5
3.2.3.9.15 : President Benson got pulled over and officers are wondering who is riding in the back seat.
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7 6
3.2.3.9.16 : Paramedics accidently carried out multiple men before they got the right High Priest
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7 6
3.2.3.9.17 : "Please, kill me before he starts his speech."
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7 6
3.2.3.9.18 : Brigham Young answers "Yes Ma'am I am." to every question
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7 6
3.2.3.9.19 : Relief Society President won't allow sealing to a woman who isn't LDS
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7 6
3.2.3.9.20 : A man was set free because Brigham Young signed a letter saying he was innocent
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7 6
3.2.3.9.21 : What do you get when you put an Elder on LSD? (A high priest)
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7 6
3.2.3.9.22 : Who wears green and jumps from bed to bed?
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7 6
3.2.3.9.23 : Brigham Young sent a note asking people to settle, but those who can't read stay behind
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7 6
3.2.3.9.24: High Priests are the poorest speaker ever seen
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7 6
3.2.3.9.25: A police got confused when he pulled over President Hinckley
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7 6
3.2.3.9.26: Brigham Young's statues has his hand to the bank and his butt to the church
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7 7-10
3.2.3.0: Miscellaneous
Box Folder
7 7
3.2.3.0.1: Why Mormons don't have hemorroids?
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7 7
3.2.3.0.2 : "Heavenly Father is missing and they're trying to blame it on me."
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7 7
3.2.3.0.3 : Mormons will baptize you if you're going to swim in Utah
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7 7
3.2.3.0.4 : Black remembers going under water for his baptism as the last thing to happen to him on earth
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7 7
3.2.3.0.5 : "If these are your quizzies, I'd like to see your testies."
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7 7
3.2.3.0.6 : "How do you make pleasure last an hour?"
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7 7
3.2.3.0.7 : "We prostate ourselves before thee."
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7 7
3.2.3.0.8 : "I wear my garments, too."
.1 (item)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.9 : BYU has to give back one yard to the church for every ten yards they make
.4 (items)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.10 : Sister who takes pill a lot sneezed and sterilized the whole ward
.1 (item)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.11 : Three smallest books in the world
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7 7
3.2.3.0.12 : Bishop asks Brother Peterson to say closing prayer
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7 7
3.2.3.0.13 : Partially deaf old man volunteers to change places with any one who can not hear
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7 7
3.2.3.0.14 : Boy testifies how glad he is that his parents are getting married
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7 7
3.2.3.0.15 : Newspaper is good as far as it is translated correctly
.1 (item)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.16 : Guy thinks Satan is in room when friends pull out one of his drawers
.1 (item)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.17 : Utah state bird is changed to stork
.1 (item)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.18 : Mormon insults a man by saying "When you get home, I hope your mother is waiting for you with a wagging tail and a shiny new collar"
.1 (items)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.19 : "We had to go up the temple to get him"
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7 7
3.2.3.0.20 : "This is a Mormon town. Everybody looks alike."
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7 7
3.2.3.0.21 : "There's no hurry. She's not going to hire until next Tuesday."
.1 (items)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.22 : Moroni to be replaced with statue of Louis Armstrong
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7 7
3.2.3.0.23 : Jack Mormon stole the cookie because Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and intelligent Mormons do not exist
.1 (item)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.24 : Mormon ladies feather flowers
.1 (item)
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7 7
3.2.3.0.25 : Mormon I.Q. Tests
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7 8
3.2.3.0.26 : I eat carrots because I'm a Mormon
.1 (item)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.27 : Mormon cowboy became a kid-herder
.1 (item)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.28 : "You should have seen the garden last year when the Lord was working on it by himself."
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7 8
3.2.3.0.29 : "The whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir is out there!"
.2 (item)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.30 : "You don't have to swear about it, just give me the gosh-darn number"
.1 (item)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.31 : A non-member thought that grapes have a particular religious meaning to Mormons.
.2 (item)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.32 : "Lord, help us to be more passionate"
.1 (item)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.33 : Rumor about building a floating temple in the south pacific
.1 (item)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.34 : Crows are black because they wouldn't help eat the crickets/seagulls (Mormon and Black)
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7 8
3.2.3.0.35 : White Salamander is the new drink; one taste and you're bombed
.2 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.36 : Mormon stops drinking after being baptized
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7 9
3.2.3.0.37 : Missouri and California are celebrating pioneer day because Mormons had left Missouri, and they never made it to California
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7 9
3.2.3.0.38: Pollack jokes are made short so that Mormons can understand them
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7 9
3.2.3.0.39: What does Mormon put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
.1 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.40: Why Utah got the Mormons?
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7 9
3.2.3.0.41: Where do fat Mormons go when they die?
.2 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.42: What do Mormon girls do when they find out that there is beer at a party?
.1 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.43: What do you get when you play the Mormon Tabernacle Choir backwards?
.2 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.44: Why do you call a Mormon on drugs?
.1 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.45: What do Mormons and garbage have in common?
.1 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.46: What do you call a Mormon gynecologist?
.1 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.47: Why do Nephites have such big arms?
.1 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.48: What does a Mormon get when he is excommunicated?
.2 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.49: Why are Mormon girls so good looking?
.1 (item)
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7 9
3.2.3.0.50: Why did the Mormon cut a hole in the floor?
.1 (item)
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7 10
3.2.3.0.51: Why did the mormon bury his car?
.1 (item)
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7 10
3.2.3.0.52: Questionnaire for returned sister missionaries
.1 (item)
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7 10
3.2.3.0.53: Tame-A-Tummy competition for missionaries
.1 (item)
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7 10
3.2.3.0.54: Brigham Young tells woman having trouble with husband to not go to hell
.1 (item)
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7 11-12
3.2.4: Catholic Jokes
Box Folder
7 11
3.2.4.1 : "Hello, Father."
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.2 : Girl wants to become prostitute, but nun thought she said Protestant
.2 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.3 : Priest said, "Oh, wow!" when he heard his first confession
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.4 : Nun has her first cigarette and first drink while waiting to get out of hell, and then decides she does not want to leave
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.5 : Parrot recites "Hail Mary" or "Our Father" depending on which leg is pulled
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.6 : Parrot says it is prostitute and the priest's parrot says their prayers have been answered
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.7 : What is black and white and black and white and..
.3 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.8 : Nuns use a bed pan in which they get gas for their car
.2 (items)
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7 11
3.2.4.9 : Priest takes gas without paying after attendant says there is not any gas
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.10 : Catholics start baptizing for the dead
.3 (items)
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7 11
3.2.4.11 : Irish priest who hates English implies that Judas Iscariot was English
.2 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.12 : Pope makes blind man lame
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.13 : "You were born Protestant, you were raised Protestant, but now you are Catholic."
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.14 : Pope tells people to get off lawn
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.15 : How they choose new pope
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.16 : Pope is holier and took on deeper meaning after he was shot
.1 (item)
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7 11
3.2.4.17 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
.3 (items)
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7 11
3.2.4.18 : A mix up occured and Pope went to hell
.1 (items)
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7 11
3.2.4.19 : Priest hires little boy to release dove during his sermon on the Holy Ghost
.1 (items)
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7 11
3.2.4.20 : The new Sydney Poitier is called "Guess Who's Coming to Priesthood"
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.21 : Priest drank liquor to feel relax on his first sermon
.2 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.22 : What happen when a Protestant and a Catholic went to the confession together?
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.23 : Pope received a speeding ticket
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.24 : Will pope take $5,000,000 donation while losing the Pilsbury account?
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.25 : What do you call a nun walking down the street?
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.26 : Why did the Catholic priest wear boxer shorts in the shower?
.3 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.27 : A Priest reuses the f-word while a man confessed about missing the putt.
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.28: Drunk priest refers Jesus as Son and Holy Ghost of Big Daddy
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.29: Boy got a good grade after moving to a catholic school
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.30: What did the Pope raise all of the urinals at the Vatican?
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.31: "I'll be damned"
.1 (items)
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7 12
3.2.4.32: It Sure is Dark in Here
Digital Items: 1
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7 12
3.2.4.33: Clergy asks to see all scriptures after death and finds mistranslation
.2 (item)
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7 12
3.2.4.34: Scottish priest who hates English implies that Judas Iscariot was English
.1 (item)
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7 12
3.2.4.35: You'll have to be quiet because the Catholics think they're the only ones
.1 (item)
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7 12
3.2.4.36: Why don't you go to hell, you won't find any Catholics there
.1 (item)
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7 12
3.2.4.37: Young boy kidnaps statue of the Virgin Mary to get bike for Christmas
.1 (item)
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7 13
3.2.5: Baptist Jokes
Box Folder
7 13
3.2.5.1 : Preacher remembers where he left bike after preaching about "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."
.1 (item)
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7 13
3.2.5.2 : "I won't tell if you don't."
.1 (item)
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7 14
3.2.6: Buddhist Jokes
Box Folder
7 14
3.2.6.1 : "Yelled budda, budda, budda" to escape from failed parachute"
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7 14
3.2.6.2 : Monk asks for hot dog with everything
.1 (item)
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7 15-19
3.2.0: Miscellaneous
Box Folder
7 15
3.2.0.1 : Question and Answer Jokes
Box Folder
7 15
3.2.0.1.1 : The earliest use of laxative is found in the Bible?
.2 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.2 : When does the Bible first talk about cigarettes?
.2 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.3 : God was a girl?
.2 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.4 : Why are Mormons such good Frenchers?
.2 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.5 : At what season did Eve eat the apple?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.6 : There was a car in the Garden of Eden?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.7 : Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.8 : What book in the Bible can be found on a clock?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.9 : What man in the Bible had no father?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.10 : What do you get when you mix castor oil and holy water?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.11 : How do you make Holy Water?
.2 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.12 : Noah was the first businessman
.2 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.13 : Why couldn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.14 : Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.15 : What's the telephone number to the garden of Eden?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.1.16 : Why was Goliath surprised when David hit him with the stone?
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.2 : Minister prepares extravagant Easter sermon, but only one person comes
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.3 : Congregation repeats all that the minister says, even when he says that he left his glasses at home
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.4 : Preacher asks man if he is ready for Judgment Day
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.5 : Boy meets father coming down ladder for more chalk so he can finish writing sins
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.6 : St. Peter writes a letter to the 5% of the earth's population that has not committed adultery
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.7 : "If we're going to be saved, we're going to have to get on the ball."
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.8 : Fraternity will pledge anyone who can turn water into wine
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.9 : A man, while being translated, is put back for lying when he says he is not worthy
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.10 : Preacher asks a man if he has found the Lord
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.11 : Black asks Lord to fill him up during a sermon
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.12 : Old prospector prays and tells Lord that he has not bothered him for 35 years and won't bother him for another 35 years if he saved him from the flood
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.13 : Man in a flood prays for help, but then says he does not need it when he finds a log to hold onto
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.14 : Guardian angel can go faster than 55 m.p.h
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.15 : "The shell is still here but the nut has gone to heaven."
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.16 : God asks Oral Roberts to help him with back pain
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.17 : Small boy thinks angels performed his operation
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.18 : Sheepherder prays for provisions when runs out of food
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.19 : God tries to create woman from man so she will be modest and chaste, but fails
.1 (item)
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7 15
3.2.0.20 : Untouchable does not want to come back as cow for fear of ending up in Texas
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.21 : Preacher hires little boy to release dove during his sermon on the Holy Ghost
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.22 : Sleeping man is stuck with pin by lady and he yells, "God Almighty," just as the minister asks question
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.23 : Pastor remembers where he left bike while preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.24 : Old maid donates $1,000 so she can choose any hymn she wants
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.25 : Man asks God if a minute of his time is like a thousand years and if a penny is like a fortune
.3 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.26 : Man confesses that he took the Lord's name in vain after missing four inch putt
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.27 : Wings given to people in heaven fall off when they think dirty thoughts
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.28 : Beautiful woman punished for sins by having to be with man
.1 (item)
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7 16
3.2.0.29 : Jesus Christ and ____ go golfing and Christ cheated to win.
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3.2.0.30 : Man asks for bridge and to know everything about women, God's answers by asking two or four lanes
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3.2.0.31 : City dude tries saddling a horse
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3.2.0.32 : Huge bear prays to bless food it's about to partake.
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3.2.0.33 : A pastor ate all the peanuts from an elderly house because the elderly has no teeth.
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3.2.0.34 : "Be quiet! I'm talking with your mother!"
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3.2.0.35 : God goes golfing with his dad and Moses
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3.2.0.36 : Adam offers his rib to create a companion
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3.2.0.37 : St. Peter and God send a plaque to the good human on earth
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3.2.0.38 : Heaven's reward to those who are faithful
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3.2.0.39 : Little girl will not pray after teacher says that God has no ears.
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3.2.0.40 : Will be given five dollars if you can say one of the Ten Commandments
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3.2.0.41 : Bibles for sale.
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3.2.0.42 : St. Peter refused to let a man into heaven for paying 10 cent tithes in his life.
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3.2.0.43 : "I sent a row boat and a helicopter, what more did you want?"
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3.2.0.44 : "Repaint, and thin no more."
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3.2.0.45 : "Trying to teach us how to do business!"
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3.2.0.46 : Love should be built entirely on love and not lust.
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3.2.0.47 : Man started speaking spanish when God took his brain away
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3.2.0.48 : A man asks God to save him when he was falling off the roof, but when his shirt was hooked onto a nail, he responds "Never mind, I saved my self"
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3.2.0.49 : Only a person with the most horrible death can pass through the heaven gate
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3.2.0.50 : Where you find four Episcopalians, you find a fifth
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3.2.0.51 : St. Peter gives either beautiful or ugly eternal mate based on what people have done on earth
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3.2.0.52 : Easter is when Christ died and three days later when he arose from his tomb, that if he saw his shadow, it meant another three weeks of winter
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3.2.0.53 : A woman was willing to marry a man when she heard a voice from the God and God was a Scandinavian
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3.2.0.54 : Boy decided to become a minister when he grows up because it will be more fun to stand up and yell at people than to sit still and listen on every Sunday
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3.2.0.55 : Preacher trains horse to run when he says "Praise the Lord" and to stop when he says "Amen"
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3.2.0.56 : Parrot causes trouble at church by copying every word people are saying
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3.2.0.57 : Man claims to never be nagged at in order to get into heaven
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3.2.0.58 : Pilot was given the choice of hells and he picked the stewardess's hell to die in
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3.2.0.59 : What is 667? (666 is the mark for the devil)
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3.2.0.60 : A dead cowboy said to the live cowboy that there is a team roping in heaven but you're healing for me on Saturday
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3.2.0.61 : It wasn't practical to run a kitchen in the heaven because they are only two people
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3.2.0.62 : St. Peter uses a 3x5 card for person's sin
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3.2.0.63 : "Break is over, back on your heads everyone"
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3.2.0.64 : Did you know that the first time computes were ever mentioned was in the Garden of Eden?
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3.2.0.65 : God likes to play doctor once in a while
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3.2.0.66 : How did we get our belly buttons?
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3.2.0.67 : The first motorcycle that was mentioned in the bible is called “Triumph”
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3.2.0.68 : Who is the greatest doctor of all time in the bible?
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3.2.0.69: Star Valley is the real location of heaven
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3.2.0.70: Betrayal is the same as Judas Iscariot asking Jesus to pass him a tea
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3.2.0.71: God says to give back a man's money and tell him to go to hell
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3.2.0.72: Jesus was borned in a manger because his mother, who is jewish wasn't allowed to rent a room
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3.2.0.73: Why did god create man before woman?
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3.2.0.74: Why can't Jesus eat M'M (M and M)?
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3.2.0.75: Eve can count Adam's rib to see if he's cheatig or not
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3.2.0.76: Adam is the happiest man on earth because he didn't have a mother-in-law?
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3.2.0.77: What did the Cashew say to the Peanut?
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3.2.0.78: Peter, Paul, and Mary (musical group) introductions at concert
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3.2.0.79: Man mistakes thieves in cemetary for God and Devil
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3.2.0.80: God's favorite team is the Utah Jazz
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3.3: Courtship, Marriage and Family
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3.3.1: Courtship
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3.3.1.1 : Man looking for perfect woman, finds her but she is looking for perfect man. (Folder 1)
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3.3.1.2 : Prince looking for most beautiful wife marries princess who is just a bit pregnant
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3.3.1.3 : "Sinner, sinner, down below, pucker up and let it go."
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3.3.1.4 : Why are there plain looking wives?
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3.3.1.5 : Bridegroom looks stunned
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3.3.1.6 : God made foolish women so they would love men
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3.3.1.7 : Guy passes gas at his date's house hoping they will think it is dog
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3.3.1.8 : Woman starts talking non-stop after a man has proposed
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3.3.1.9 : Men and women will always think differently even after being together for six months
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3.3.1.10 : Man says 'Aha! Experience' every time he makes the woman agreed with him
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3.3.1.11 : Man wasn't sure whether he should go on a date or see a Phrenologist
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3.3.1.12 : “You'll have to ask my father first before you can marry me”
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3.3.1.13: Bride wears white because she is the happiest and groom wears black because...
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3.3.1.14: Application to date daughter
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3.3.1.15: Girl passes gas on date, doesn't realize other people are in the car
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3.3.2: Marriage and Couples
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3.3.2.1 : Set up salon in house so wife can make money
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3.3.2.2 : Woman buys Fussy-Buggar to protect herself from drunk husband
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3.3.2.3 : After shooting mule for stopping three times, husband warns his wife, "That's once."
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3.3.2.4 : Young man asks new wife to sing after seeing her in morning
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3.3.2.5 : Man gets part in play as husband; too bad it isn't a speaking part
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3.3.2.6 : Husband was last resort
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3.3.2.7 : Man has wife on knees trying to get him to come out from under bed
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3.3.2.8 : After argument, man asks wife if she is related to some mules
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3.3.2.9 : Woman wants to show painter where husband put his hand last night
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3.3.2.10 : Man wants to borrow Doberman Pinchers that killed another man's mother-in-law
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3.3.2.11 : Man pushes refrigerator onto man who he suspected was fooling around with his wife, but the real culprit was in the refrigerator
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3.3.2.12 : Reason why there are so many Brighams, Hunsakers, and Tolmans in Honeyville
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3.3.2.13 : Husband asks wife what doctor said about forty year old [butt] and replies that name never came up
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3.3.2.14 : Lady will not fix supper for husband, so he threatens not to see her
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3.3.2.15 : Husband sends the wrong card to the widow saying ‘I miss you. I wish you were here. It’s a lot hotter here than I’d expected”
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3.3.2.16 : Woman thinks nurses named daughter for her; female (pronounced femily)
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3.3.2.17 : After a deaf couple checks into a motel, husband went to get something that was left in the car and when he came back, but he forgets which room was his
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3.3.2.18 : Officer hates his mother-in-law
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3.3.2.19 : Couple didn't want to further than holding hands
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3.3.2.20 : Husband will bury a burglar in the morning
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3.3.2.21 : Husband wouldn't want to fix the flat tire because he isn't Mr. Goodwrench and wife wouldn't want to bake a cake because she isn't Betty Crocker
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3.3.2.22 : Wife needs to hear her husband excuse for being home late
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3.3.2.23 : Man gets to have three wishes and everything he gets, his mother-in-law gets twice as much
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3.3.2.24 : Man gets kick by his mother-in-law every time he swears
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3.3.2.25 : Wife sold her husband’s new Mercedes Benz for 75 dollars because he cheated on her
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3.3.2.26 : Married couples need to have daylight between thier bodies when dancing
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3.3.2.27 : How is hurricane like a bad marriage?
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3.3.2.28 : Husband knew that his drinking habit is causing illness, but he lied to his wife saying he has Syncopation
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3.3.2.29 : Old couple wanted to eat ice cream with chocolate topping on their anniversary, but the husband bought a carton of eggs instead
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3.3.2.30 : A married man is not the man of the house, but just someone who is being trained
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3.3.2.31 : Old couple always share their meal because one had to wait for another to use the false teeth
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3.3.2.32 : Newlywed couple exchanges pant on their first honeymoon night
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3.3.2.33 : Husband decided to let his wife drive the cruise while he took a nap
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3.3.2.34 : Milkman is found dead while his wife was delivering a baby
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3.3.2.35 : Husband has planned to marry a left handed women when his wife die
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3.3.2.36 : Old man had lived in a very healthy condition because he'd always get some fresh air whenever he is in an argument with is wife
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3.3.2.37 : Marriage is like a three ring circus: first, the engagement ring, second, the wedding ring and last, the suffering
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3.3.2.38 : There are noun and common noun on how you called your wife.
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3.3.2.39 : A lady had three husbands, but never had sex with any of them
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3.3.2.40 : How do you know when a man's wife is out of town?
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3.3.2.41 : Old couple had been dating for a long time and old man would only marry her if she can guess his age
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3.3.2.42 : How many people are you going to marry on July eleventh?
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3.3.2.43 : Wife can't wait to tell her husband that he is going to die soon
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3.3.2.44 : "Probably the carburetor, the generator or the alternator"
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3.3.2.45 : A wife was told to wait for the contractions to be seven to ten minutes apart before she can come to the hospital for birth
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3.3.2.46 : Wife knew that her drunk husband breath would not smell like alcohol so she asked him to blow form the other end
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3.3.2.47 : A newlywed was staying at a hotel and decided to eat breakfast in bed. When they ordered breakfast for two, came a voice saying ‘Make it three’ from under the bed.
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3.3.2.48 : Husband was upset with his wife for only allowing him to hold her and asked him to respect her emotional needs
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3.3.2.49 : If you don't like the way my wife (husband) drives, stay off the sidewalk
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3.3.2.50 : Man (golfer) is still out playing golf on his wife funeral day
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3.3.2.51 : Definition of a hen-pecked is a sterile man who afraid to tell his pregnant wife
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3.3.2.52 : Newly married couple did the laundry by hand because it was a small load
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3.3.2.53 : Married couple got to go on a guilt trip when the wife refuses to buy the husband a bike
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3.3.2.54 : Put a remote control between a man's toes to make him sit-up
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3.3.2.55 : "He only done it twice, once with me and once with the neighbor"
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3.3.2.56 : Husband wishes for wife to look before she leaks
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3.3.2.57 : Two men found their wives and mistress at the bottom of hill
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3.3.2.58 : Who's really in charge? (Husband or wife)
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3.3.2.59 : Why shouldn't husbands go bra shopping without wives?
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3.3.2.60 : Husband left a big box for his wife and gone missing on their anniversary
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3.3.2.61 : Husband doesn't want to laugh when he has a Chapped lips
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3.3.2.62: "I don't complain when you buy a bra"
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3.3.2.63: Man runs away from police because he thinks his with is with them
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3.3.2.64: Man buys looking glass, wife think's it a woman he's been running around with
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3.3.2.65: Woman tells man he can go further, so he keeps driving
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3.3.2.66: Wife sells eggs whenever she gets frustrated with husband
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3.3.3: Children
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3.3.3.1 : Little boy's turtle gets blisters on its feet.
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3.3.3.2 : Boy brings his teacher puppy in sack, and she tries to guess what is it after licking her finger after touching wet spot
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3.3.3.3 : Boy snags and tears seat of pants while trying to get to school on time
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3.3.3.4 : Little boy makes Gatorade out of pet alligators
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3.3.3.5 : Father tells little boy to whisper in ear when he has to pee
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3.3.3.6 : Test tube baby has birthmark that says Pyrex
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3.3.3.7 : Two boys, after talking intellectually, have to go back to class and string beads
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3.3.3.8 : When father wants to have talk with son about sex, the son asks him what he wants to know
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3.3.3.9 : Joe Montana parents spent so much money on Joe to go to college, but all they got was a quarter back
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3.3.3.10 : Little boy proves that he is toughest because he can wear out his grandmother in two hours
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3.3.3.11 : Boy writes answers to his test questions on his underwear
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3.3.3.12 : Old couple wait until children die before they get divorce
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3.3.3.13 : Have you heard the joke they don't tell little girls?
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3.3.3.14 : Father refuses to let his daughter go on a date because of the man's name (Chuck or Rex)
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3.3.3.15 : Little boy refuses to give the phone to the grown up because they are looking for him
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3.3.3.16 : Why do people who live in Newton only have four kids?
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3.3.3.17 : Twins swears at their father as they were asking about corn flakes
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3.3.3.18 : Boy doesn't want to live with his mom or dad because they beat him up
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3.3.3.19 : Sisters hated freckles so much that they would washed their face with rotten eggs
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3.3.3.20 : Man wanted a 'little red ball' ever since he was a little boy and now that he’s an adult, he still can’t have it because he died in an accident
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3.3.3.21 : Boy found out all about his grandmother from her driver licence and even how she got an 'F' in sex
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3.3.3.22 : A boy who got yelled for sucking his thumb
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3.3.3.23 : Both Sociologist and a poor man have twins, but why is the Sociologist happy and the poor man is sad?
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3.3.3.24 : Mother wouldn't let her son hiss in the house so he went outside and hiss in someone else’s pit
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3.3.3.25 : A little boy mistakes checks for money
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3.3.3.26 : Boy can go to Disneyland if he can make his grandmother croaks
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3.3.3.27 : Mother told her son that he must go to school because he is the principal
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3.3.3.28 : Mother names all her 19 children with the name 'Juan'
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3.3.3.29 : Boy driving tricycle gets his suspenders caught in door of sport car
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3.3.3.30 : Three boys who found a ten dollar bill decided to buy a Tampax so that they can go sailing, horseback riding, swimming and to the movie
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3.3.3.31 : Boy wouldn't want to cut his hair because Jesus had a long hair his entire life
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3.3.3.32 : Two little boys are going 'after you, no after you' in a preganant woman
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3.3.3.33 : Babies were picked out by any mother who recover first
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3.3.3.34 : Grandmother wishes for her little boy back to shore, but when he came back, his hat was missing
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3.3.3.35 : Grandmother shot two birds when she ate beans with BB's in it
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3.3.3.36 : Mother told her son that humans are made from dust
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3.3.3.37 : Boy was scared of his dad grabing his legs than a ghost
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3.3.3.38 : Family left her little boy after seeing watermelon in the attic
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3.3.3.39 : "I bet he won't ever try to hide in there again" said the little boy after seeing her mother gave birth
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3.3.3.40 : A boy who does what dad said “I’m pooping pills, eating’ puss, and hauling’ ass”
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3.3.3.41 : A man wanted to show his children that gambling was bad and you lose your money by playing on slot machines, but he ended up winning the jackpot
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3.3.3.42 : Johnny's mother has three sons, the oldest one is named Jake, the second son is named Jeff and what did she name her youngest son?
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3.3.3.43 : Boy kills bee and no honey for a month, boy kills butterfly and no butter for a month and when mom kills cockroach, guess what happen?
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3.3.3.44 : Boy who got his intelligence from his dad
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3.3.3.45 : Boy was scared of the sound 'Thump Drag, Thump Drag' but in truth, it was just his parents casting dance downstairs
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3.3.3.46 : Little boy cried when his dad ate half of the worm that he wanted
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3.3.3.47 : What is the difference between boogers and brocolli?
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3.3.3.48 : Son uses dollar sign to hint his dad that he needs money and his dad uses the same way to hint his son to say no
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3.3.3.49 : Single mom had to constantly slap a man she is dating because his pacemaker is always low on batteries
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3.3.3.50: Little girl afraid of little men from Rice Krispies
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3.3.3.51: 'What does your father do for a living?'
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3.3.3.52: What's it called when twins are born?
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3.3.3.53: Child License required
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3.3.3.54: Children getting clothes from Mervyns
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3.3.3.55: Teacher calls for order, student orders
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3.3.3.56: Have you heard about the illegitimate rice krispy?
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3.3.3.57: Is this ice cream pure?
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3.3.3.58: Littly Jimmy discovers there are no natural births in his family
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3.3.3.59: Hi, my name's Chubs
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3.3.3.60: Family answers question to where they are with "Willard"
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3.4: Occupational
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3.4.1: Medical
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3.4.1.1 : Nurse cures patient of exhibitionism by saying that he just does not have it
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3.4.1.2 : Patient fills urine specimen bottle with 7-Up and drinks it again
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3.4.1.3 : Some babies born with tails but doctors cut them off
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3.4.1.4 : "Some bum stole my pen."
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3.4.1.5 : Plastic surgeon's sign says, "Come in and pick up your nose."
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3.4.1.6 : A bacteria decides to take the 7:15 out
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3.4.1.7 : Why doctors wear masks when they operate
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3.4.1.8 : Doctor knows the difference between walnut daiquiri and hickory diaquiri
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3.4.1.9 : What is the difference between a nurse and a nun?
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3.4.1.10 : Doctor gave an automatic vasectomy to a patient
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3.4.1.11 : "It has never been used"
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3.4.1.12 : Surgical procedure on accountant vs. lawyer
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3.4.1.13 : Patient didn't have any rectum so he put the medicine in his postum
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3.4.1.14 : Doctor mixes up the patient files and not sure whether the patient has AIDS or Alzheimer
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3.4.1.15 : Patient wears tight pants causing him to have a really bad headache
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3.4.1.16 : Doctor was surprised to see a very healthy men who is 52 years old
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3.4.1.17 : What do you call it when you have your appendix taken out?
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3.4.1.18 : Who was the greatest doctor in the Old Testament?
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3.4.1.19 : Doctor's granny always said to put hot compresses for bruises
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3.4.1.20 : Patient understands the bad news and not the really bad news
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3.4.1.21 : "He wants your short"
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3.4.1.22 : "That's easy, one time in August and the other in January"
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3.4.1.23 : Patient had been sitting on the waste basket causing him to have a back pain
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3.4.1.24 : What is the difference between a mechanic and a doctor?
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3.4.1.25 : Why don't snakes bite doctor?
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3.4.1.26 : "He says yer gonna die"
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3.4.1.27 : Cowboy who refuses shot to have his wisdom tooth remove
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3.4.1.28 : Pillsbury Doughboy has a yeast infection
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3.4.1.29 : Doctor found shoes buyer for a patient before he’s going to amputate the patient’s feet
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3.4.1.30 : What do you call a doctor who flunked out of medical school?
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3.4.1.31 : Dentist can't afford to marry his best patient
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3.4.1.32: A man always wanted to be a doctor, but he doesn't have any patience
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3.4.1.33: Why do doctors slap the backside of babies?
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3.4.1.34: What do you call a gay orthodontist?
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3.4.1.35: Doctor instructs patient to wear pumps
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3.4.1.36: Doctor diagnoses ezaskelies
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3.4.2: Psychology
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3.4.2.1 : Patient says first sane thing he's said in twenty years during a doctor's speech
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3.4.2.2 : Conversation when two psychiatrists meet: "You're find. How am I?"
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3.4.2.3 : A Psychotic lives in a dream castle and a psychiatrist collect the rent
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3.4.2.4 : Proctologist and psychiatrist searches for their partnership name to go into business
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3.4.2.5 : Man wanted a second opinion when the psychiatrist says he's nut
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3.4.2.6 : Man thinks that the psychiatrist is drawing dirty pictures when he sees a straight line on a paper
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3.4.2.7 : How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
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3.4.2.8: A psychiatrist says that one good thing about Kleptomania is that you can always take something for it
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3.4.2.9: What did the psychiatrist tell the patient after having a session with him while the patient wore nothing but ssaran wrap?
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3.4.2.10: "I'd take him to a psychiatrist, but we need the fish for dinner"
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3.4.2.11: A psychiatrist told me that one good thing about kleptomania is that you can always take something for it.
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3.4.3: Military
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3.4.3.1 : Marine can tell Army officer is from West Point because he saw ring on finger while he was picking his nose
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3.4.3.2 : Sergeant tells everyone with father to step forward, but tells one man not to move so fast
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3.4.3.3 : Two soldiers sneak a pig on base by dressing it up and saying it's name is "Oink."
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3.4.3.4 : Young man joins Navy and makes bloop machine which goes "Bloop" when it's pushed overboard
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3.4.3.5 : Tomorrow if it rains, it looks as if the sun will eclipse the Colonel in the gym. It's a shame this does not occur every day.
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3.4.3.6 : What do Marines and bananas have in common?
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3.4.3.7 : How the army changes underwear
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3.4.3.8 : What is the difference between an enlisted man and an officer?
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3.4.3.9 : How do you get a Marine to run into a brick wall?
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3.4.3.10 : Cheif was warned not to drink the coffee, but when he did, he spent 3 hours on the toilet
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3.4.3.11 : "You have to HALT 3 times before you shoot"
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3.4.3.12 : Sergeant Job was to tell the men in the platoon that their parents passed away
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3.4.3.13 : Where does the General keep his armies?
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3.4.3.14 : A man was shot by a soldier because the soldier knew that he would never make it home
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3.4.3.15: Who is the secretary of the Marines?
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3.4.3.16: What do you call a Marine with an I.Q. of 110? (A platoon)
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3.4.3.17: In Marine camp, soldiers are taught to wash their hands after going to the bathroom, but in Navy camp, soldiers are taught not to pee on their hands
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3.4.3.18: Littly boy wants to be a marine, but tells Green Beret he's not a real marine
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3.4.3.19: Two privates dig a hole, General wants to know if it's a foxhole
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3.4.4: Teaching
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3.4.4.1 : Professor got out of grading papers by telling the student that papers were bad and had to be re-written
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3.4.4.2 : Ninety percent is required to pass test. Teacher is only one in world who knows the answers to two of ten questions
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3.4.4.3 : "What has four legs swimming and two legs flying?"
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3.4.4.4 : "Last one to the van is a jackass"
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3.4.4.5 : Professor asks students to identify birds by showing its feet
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3.4.4.6 : Student asks to be excuse for attending a hearing aid batteries funeral
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3.4.4.7 : Teacher sent student home for joking with his name
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3.4.4.8 : Teacher asks students to explain what being poor meant to them
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3.4.4.9: Why did the school teacher wear sunglasses to school?
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3.4.4.10: Student turns in test late, but teacher doesn't know who he is
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3.4.5: Scientist
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3.4.5.1 : Scientist deducts that frog without legs is deaf
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3.4.5.2 : How is a chemist different from a geochemist?
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3.4.5.3 : Scientists of the sixteenth century
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3.4.6: Court
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3.4.6.1 : What is wrong with a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
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3.4.6.2 : What is the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a snake in the road?
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3.4.6.3 : Lawyer didn't hesitate to write the dead man a check for the whole amount
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3.4.6.4 : "How does an owl taste like?"
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3.4.6.5 : What's the easiest way to have your life passed before your eyes?
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3.4.6.6 : What's worst about a 1997 Cadillac El Dorado going over a cliff with five lawyers inside?
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3.4.6.7 : I want a little silver statue of a lawyer
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3.4.6.8 : A lawyer, a politician and an accountant jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
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3.4.6.9 : What do a sperm and an attorney have in common?
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3.4.6.10 : Butcher sends a bill to a lawyer, but he ended up getting another bill for legal services rendered
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3.4.6.11 : St. Peter wanted to take the Satan to the court, but he doesn't know where to find a lawyer
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3.4.6.12 : Judge threw out a man's case because he didn't have any leg
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3.4.6.13 : Butcher backed into his grinder and got a little behind in his work
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3.4.6.14 : Lawyers are going to be use in a lab experiment soon
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3.4.6.15 : How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
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3.4.6.16 : Why do lawyers wear neckties?
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3.4.6.17 : Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?
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3.4.6.18 : Man needed a lawyer bronze that will lure lawyers in
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3.4.6.19 : What do you get when you cross a police dog and a skunk?
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3.4.6.20: American throws out a lawyer saying, 'There's plenty more where that came from'
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3.4.6.21: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
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3.4.6.22: What do you do when you see a lawyer staggering?
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3.4.6.23: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
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3.4.6.24: Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet under, instead of only 6 feet?
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3.4.6.25: Why do they bury lawyers face down?
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3.4.6.26: Six thousand ants dressed up as rice, I know a few of them
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3.4.7: Farmer
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3.4.7.1 : If you eat sheep turd, it will make you smarter
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3.4.7.2 : "Two of the pigs are in the back of the truck and the other one is the front seat honking the horn"
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3.4.7.3 : "If i ever catch you wearing my cloths again, you will be fired"
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3.4.7.4 : Rancher always avoid his turn when it comes to cooking
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3.4.7.5 : Farmer misunderstands the meaning when an attorney asked if he wanted to open a case
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3.4.7.6 : "Where do i sign?"
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3.4.7.7 : Farmer gets the same price for his wheat when mules go to the market without him
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3.4.7.8 : Farmer tells policeman how hippies are telling lies about their death
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3.4.7.9 : Farmer gives away answer about how many chickens are in the sack
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3.4.7.10 : Farmer had an old pickup truck that can't get from one end to the other on a spread
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3.4.7.11 : Farmer walked into a barn and said 'Ow'
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3.4.7.12 : What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
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3.4.7.13 : What kind of horses frighten farmers?
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3.4.7.14 : A farmer was prosecuted for child abuse when he willed the farm to his son
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3.4.7.15 : Farmers stopped a fire broke out in a town by accident
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3.4.7.16 : Difference between a farmer and a seagull
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3.4.7.17 : New tractors without seat or a steering wheel are for farmers
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3.4.7.18: Why is the John Deere tractor painted green?
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3.4.7.19: "Ahh hell, ya dunoo (explicit)" said the farmer, when the business man doesn't know the answer to his quesiton
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3.4.7.20: Farmer has trouble with crops, prays for rain, and tells God "for others they sing"
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3.4.7.21: Want ad for woman with a tractor
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3.4.8: Salesman
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3.4.8.1 : Salesman surprised everyone for selling 5000 toothbrushes
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3.4.8.2 : Salesman was asked to sleep with the farmer's sons and he responds "I must be in the wrong Joke."
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3.4.8.3 : "A used car salesman"
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3.4.8.4 : Three computer salesmen were ventured out to the farmer’s daughter and when they were caught, one salesman responded “Nobody, just me the cat”
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3.4.8.5 : Salesmen killed themselves for taking the haunted room in a hotel
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3.4.8.6 : "Your fingers will be cleaned by human lips"
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3.4.8.7 : List of salesman excuse stories
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3.4.8.8 : Salesman spent two hours helping a man looking for suits and the man later responds “let me bring my wife into to look.”
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3.4.8.9 : Two for a nickel, three for a dime.
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3.4.8.10 : Salesman that will get the job: who got most [crap] to stick to wall of building
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3.4.8.11 : She was only a real estate agent's daughter, but i like her a lot
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3.4.8.12 : Salesman is schedule for a presentation in an hour but his tire was flat on his way and he didn't have a jack to fix it
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3.4.9: Waiter
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3.4.9.1 : Waiter put his thumb on a steak so that it doesn't fall
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3.4.9.2 : "I'll just have the soup, thanks"
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3.4.9.3 : "Waitress knows how to integrals x squared"
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3.4.9.4 : What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
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3.4.9.5: Waitress sues her co-worker on assault of using congealed weapon (Jell-O)
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3.4.9.6: What international catastrophes would be caused by a waiter dropping a platter on Thanksgiving?
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3.4.0: Miscellaneous
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3.4.0.1 : What do you call a thousand accountants at the bottom of a lake?
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3.4.0.2 : Guitar player does not do anything fancy because he's already found it
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3.4.0.3 : Worker takes out wooden eye to read number on bottom of beam
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3.4.0.4 : Worker bets that he can bear bottom to mosquitoes for fifteen minutes
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3.4.0.5 : What is the difference between a mechanic and a pilot?
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3.4.0.6 : Mountain climber has to hold rope in teeth but falls when someone asks how he is
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3.4.0.7 : Carpet layer finds lump underneath carpet and smashes it with hammer. Later finds out that lady's parrot was missing
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3.4.0.8 : Logger who tripped while going to dinner gives up because there would not be any left
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3.4.0.9 : Students sign fictitious name on the roll and do the work for the fictitious student
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3.4.0.10 : What is the difference between engineer boots and cowboy boots?
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3.4.0.11 : Librarian brains are expensive because it takes so many librarians to get pound of brains
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3.4.0.12 : "This tastes like moose turd pie, but it sure is good."
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3.4.0.13 : Difference between recession and depression
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3.4.0.14 : Bricklayer gets injured in series of accidents, so he has to take sick leave
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3.4.0.15 : Constipated mathematician worked it out with slide rule
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3.4.0.16 : What did the policeman find in his lunchbox for dessert?
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3.4.0.17 : Utah Cop
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3.4.0.18 : Honda, Harley, and BMW drivers' waves
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3.4.0.19 : How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.4.0.20 : Only black smith, Hue can prevent florist friars
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3.4.0.21 : Pilots have a bad news and a good news; The bad news is that we're lost and the good news is that we're making a good time.
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3.4.0.22 : Worker killed three people for wanting to keep a drop dollar bill from the customer
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3.4.0.23 : Cab drivers are the sons of prostitutes
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3.4.0.24 : Why are you a supervisor when you are not doing anything?
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3.4.0.25 : A lazy miner pretended to be injured and when he was carried away, he jumped out and responds “Wait, I forgot my lunch bucket”
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3.4.0.26 : A man has to answer which of the banker eyes is artificial in order to get a loan
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3.4.0.27 : Carpenter has to remove nails that were put on the wrong end
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3.4.0.28 : Difference between a mathematician and an engineer
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3.4.0.29 : Air Traffic Control try to fix his mistake by saying "Ya all be careful now"
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3.4.0.30 : Robber met with an annoying bird while he was robbing a bank
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3.4.0.31 : Plumber charges a woman more fees than a doctor bill because he used to be a doctor
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3.4.0.32 : It takes a lot of engineers to get an ounce of brain
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3.4.0.33 : "In Wyoming, we are taught not to piss on ourselves"
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3.4.0.34 : Bartender gives two bloods and a blood of light to the vampires
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3.4.0.35 : Bartender has a donkey that no one can get it to cry or laugh
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3.4.0.36 : Which comes first: a condutor or a viola?
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3.4.0.37 : Women are always sitting at their desk talking, because they finished their work hours ago
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3.4.0.38 : How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.4.0.39 : Hydraulic blinker fluid
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3.4.0.40 : Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
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3.4.0.41 : How many pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.4.0.42 : What does Captain Kirk used to run the Enterprise?
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3.4.0.43 : Every accountant you invite, two fun people will leave a party
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3.4.0.44 : Computer is an accountant with a personality.
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3.4.0.45 : How many painters does it take to change a light bulb
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3.4.0.46 : How many musician does it take to change a light bulb
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3.4.0.47 : Certified Public Accountants (CPA) found a knot in the rope during his beheading by guillotine
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3.4.0.48 : the story of Jack Schitt
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3.4.0.49 : Difference between a Cello and a Viola
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3.4.0.50 : Cops luckily caught a robbery because they were all in a donut shop next door
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3.4.0.51 : What was the last occupation held by Ted Bundy?
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3.4.0.52 : Difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
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3.4.0.53 : How many child-care experts does it take to change a light bulb?
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3.4.0.54 : Engineers rallied and draped a sign that reads "Forester's Lunch Wagon"
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3.4.0.55 : What lies between a flight attendent and the lowest form of scum on earth?
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3.4.0.56 : Walmart greeter says only one man can sleep with a woman who curse a lot
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3.4.0.57 : Carpenter backed into his saw when he was a little behind his work
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3.4.0.58: Geologists are the most criticcal people because they are always finding fault
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3.4.0.59: Union worker has the smartest dog because it can get unemployment pay
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3.4.0.60: The definition of taxidermist is to mount dead animals.
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3.4.0.61: What is the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?
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3.4.0.62: What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
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3.4.0.63: Inter-Planetary Loan
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3.4.0.64: Difference between car and computer development
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3.5: Scatological
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3.5.1: Sexual
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3.5.1.1: Deviancy
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9 1
3.5.1.1.1 : Hunter has to kill polar bear and make love to Indian maiden to join club.
.4 (items)
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9 1
3.5.1.1.2 : Cowboy kisses the horse's rear so he does not lick his chapped lips
.2 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.1.3 : Sheepherder's son answers questions by saying yah-ah-ah
.1 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.1.4 : "Mik-Jackson Burger" is the new burger in McDonald’s. [This item was collected in a History 124 course, Winter 1994, removed by collector request, November 2016.]
.0 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.1.5 : Man licks a woman's butt to stop the choke and he called it "Hindlick Maneuver"
.2 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.1.6 : Do you know why the homosexual population of San Franciso were some of the first first people to leave the Bay area after the earthwake?
.2 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.1.7 : Woman in bed with goat
.1 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.1.8 : How do you tell if your wife's dead?
.1 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.2 : Midget Sex
.1 (item)
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9 1
3.5.1.3 : Dirty Grandma
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4 : Pregnant Nun
Box Folder
9 2
3.5.1.4.1 : Two nuns raped. One says to forgive them for they know not what they do; other one replies, "This one does."
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.2 : Nun asks rapist what to tell mother superior about being raped twice
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.3 : Nuns have to answer question to get into heaven; what is first thing Eve said to Adam?
.4 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.4 : Nun asks mother what to do after being raped.
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.5 : Nun got pregnant because there was a hole in the condom.
.2 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.6 : What is round, black and white, and stands in the unemployment line?
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.7 : What is black and white and hides in caves?
.2 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.8 : Nun wakes up on the wrong side of the bed and walks around wearing a Priest's shoes
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.4.9 : Cartoon of nun with children
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5 : Male Genital
Box Folder
9 2
3.5.1.5.1 : A baby is born with two sexes (penis and brain)
.2 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.2 : What do you call a John Wayne Bobbitt snowfall?
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.3 : What's white and twelve inches long?
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.4 : Why do cowboys wear Levi condoms?
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.5 : "I'm glad I had a hard on"
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.6 : Despair emotion is when a naked man with a pear attached to his penis
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.7 : "What part of the dog (hot dog) did you get"
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.8 : A woman refuses sex after seeing a cowboy's condom size
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.9 : Where does a coal miner keep his gum?
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.10 : The curious child
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.11 : 3rd Graders confused at differring sizes
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.12 : Man is stranded on deserted island
.1 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.13 : Horse and girl get stuck in quicksand
.2 (item)
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9 2
3.5.1.5.14 : Man says "nachos" instead of testicles
.1 (item)
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9 3-5
3.5.1.0: Miscellaneous
Box Folder
9 3
3.5.1.0.1 : Why fire engine red
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.2 : Difference between Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and Ringling Brothers' Circus
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.3 : Dead beaver on organ is worse than live skunk on piano
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.4 : Bride thinks husband has small cocks when he was young
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.5 : Old woman pulls handle on man posing as statue and gets Jergen's lotion
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.6 : Fat man goes on diet, so doctor pulls extra skin up above his head and cuts it off
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.7 : Tax to be started on men's peter
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.8 : Shaped like a cigar and filled with seamen
.2 (items)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.9 : What Vaseline is called in German
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.10 : Two mice playing hide-and-seek. Boy mouse tells girl mouse he is going to rape her. She tells him where she is
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.11 : Preacher speaks of sex in the seminar
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.12 : Man rapes woman but forgets to take off pantyhose
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.13 : I bucked one and Timbuktu (Tim bucked two)
.8 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.14 : Why big trains do not have little trains
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.15 : Young, shy woman asks doctor to turn off lights while she undresses
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.16 : Would you rather be marble or egg?
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.17 : Husband throws half naked wife in with gorilla and tells her to tell gorilla she has headache
.2 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.18 : Man gets ten extra years of sex life each from monkey, lion and donkey
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.19 : Boy asks father where he came from and father says stork brought him
.1 (item)
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9 3
3.5.1.0.20 : New teacher asks students to tell story relating to sex
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.21 : Potash worker keeps socks on while with prostitute so will not get athlete's foot
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.22 : Secretary tells boss that garage door is open
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.23 : Four letter word for intercourse
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.24 : What do virgins eat?
.2 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.25 : Have you smelled moth balls?
.2 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.26 : How girls and storm door are alike
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.27 : Why Smokey the Bear never had children
.3 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.28 : Priest said it was okay to invite the hat-check-girl to hotel
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.29 : Man asks to play around with a beautiful lady, but what he meant was to play a round of golf
.4 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.30 : A woman climbs up the flag pole without wearing underwear
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.31 : Don't lose your head over a woman
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.32 : The state animal of Utah is the pregnant woman
.2 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.33 : I thought you were the Milkman
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.34 : To be satisfied, there’s one wet pussy cat
.2 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.35 : Get your own damn blanket
.2 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.36 : Little girl asks for Barbie and G.I Joe but things turn out unexpectedly
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.37 : "Some guy assholed some gal"
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.38 : A man remember when he went to prom with his dad and came home with his mom
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.39 : Man wanted to have a soup instead of sex
.1 (item)
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9 4
3.5.1.0.40 : How do you make your wife mad during sex? (call her)
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.41 : Man needs to guess what is in a woman's hand to have a free sex
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.42 : "Let the cat out"
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.43 : If your husband isn't home, I'll be right up
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.44 : Man wanted a golf ball to land in the pussy willows
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.45 : Once a king, always a king, but once a night is enough
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.46 : Sex is a Christmas tree without any lights
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.47 : One of the great mysteries of life is what a nudist does with his keys after locking his car
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.48 : What do you call an ugly hooker?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.49 : An old lady couldn't reached it when a man flashed her
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.50 : How do you catch a living bra?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.51 : A sour puss is the kind of cat that eats lemon
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.52 : Two old maid women want to be Frank and Honest
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.53 : Why is Santa Claus always so happy and jolly?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.54 : Pilot goes in for a physical
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.55 : Who could hit the farthest up the wall?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.56 : Parents decide on code for sex
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.57 : Three positions during pregnancy
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.58 : Definition of foreplay
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.59 : Woman tells man to spend time with his heifer
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.60 : Superman accidentally takes advantage of the Invisible Man
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.61 : What's the difference betweena golf ball and a G spot?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.62 : Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.63 : What is the epitome of anticipation?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.64 : Paul Revere asks if husbands are home during his ride
.2 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.65 : What's a prostitute's worst enemy?
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.66 : Parrot copies truck driver saying "no screwing, no riding"
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.67 : Three priests try to buy tickets from a pretty woman
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.68 : Man wants to get experience with a girl
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.69 : Older man wants soup instead of sex
.1 (item)
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9 5
3.5.1.0.70 : Piss Pot Pete, rhyme about crazy man
.1 (item)
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9 6-7
3.5.2: Bodily Functions
Box Folder
9 6
3.5.2.1 : Game warden can tell difference between Canadian and Minnesota ducks by sticking finger up rear and smelling it
.3 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.2 : Confusion when woman asks about the water closet and priest gives reply concerning Wesleyan Church
.1 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.3 : Toilet plays songs; woman stands up when one plays the "Star Spangled Banner."
.1 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.4 : What is inside and outside of fire hydrant?
.1 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.5 : Preachers do not know their [bum] from a hole in ground
.1 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.6 : Indian woman fills husband's glass with urine
.1 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.7 : Father makes mute son make noise by grabbing groin
.1 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.8 : Girl gets tattoo of Johnny Cash on one leg and Waylon Jennings on other. When asks someone in bar if he recognizes them, he says one in middle looks like Willie Nelson
.1 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.9 : What is BS, MS and PhD?
.2 (item)
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9 6
3.5.2.10 : A drunken man succeed on a bet where he could pee all over the bar and the bartender would clean it with a smile
.7 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.11 : "Block that kick"
.2 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.12 : Gopher experience a very hard rain which can knocks the bird nests upside down
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.13 : Ickey Woods is what you get when you take a crap in a golf bag
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.14 : I saved your life by killing a poop eating dog
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.15 : How do you cook a toilet paper?
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.16 : Man had to go to the bathroom all day but he hasn’t dared because whatever he does fell on the floor
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.17 : Man missed the pot under the bed when he is away from home and he still misses it when he was at home
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.18 : How can you tell when a lady wears a pantyhose?
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.19 : What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting, and a dog do on three legs?
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.20 : I like my women like I like my ______.
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.21 : How can you tell if you're either coming or going?
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.22 : What made the tomato blush?
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.23 : Very Funny Scotty
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.24 : Sensai cutting flies
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.25 : Body part market
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.26 : Dad scared the crap out of a leprechaun
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.27 : What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
.1 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.28 : Man misunderstands menstruation cicle to be a motorcycle
.2 (item)
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9 7
3.5.2.29 : What's the sharpest thing in the world?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0: Miscellaneous
Box Folder
9 8
3.5.0.1 : Three types of bras
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.2 : Little boy asks mother if there are girl and boy fleas. When mother says there are not, he smashes hands together and says, "Queers!"
.2 (items)
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9 8
3.5.0.3 : Musicians get instruments shoved up rears for playing poorly. (Sven & Ollie)
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.4 : Otter Pop Make Outs
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.5 : "Yo mama is so"
.3 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.6 : What company makes Dolly Parton's bras?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.7 : Dolly Parton has never seen her new shoes
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.8 : An old woman had so many children that her uterus fell out
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.9 : What do you call the sweat on Dolly Parton's boobs?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.10: Why does Dolly Parton has such small feet?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.11: What was Dolly Parton voted in High School?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.12: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.13: Man finds picture from before the operation
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.14: Man needs some pliers
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.15: Doctor waiting for a fax
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.16: What is smore play?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.17: Did you hear about the new Mondale-Ferraro bumper sticker?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.18: She had a Sunday School look in her eye
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.19: WC understood to be Wesleyan Church instead of Water Closet
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.20: Tickle Me Elmo to be given test tickles
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.21: Man mixes up gloves and underwear when wrapping presents
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.22: What's a hum-dinger?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.23: Boy at camp runs down to water naked
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.24: 44 without Peters
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.25: Girl's bustline grows an inch for every no
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.26: What do you call two nuns and a hooker walking down a football field?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.27: There's a place in France, where the naked ladies dance
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.28: Girls hide balloons under shirt and then pop then
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.29: What is six inches long, has nuts, and makes girls fat?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.30: Dolly Parton needs a double bed
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.31: Sure way to make breasts get bigger
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.32: Have you seen the new rawhide bra?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.33: Do you want to hear a really dirty joke? (man ends up in mud)
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.34: What's the difference between a man's boner and his bonus from work?
.1 (item)
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9 8
3.5.0.35: What makes cupcakes the most uncomfortable dessert?
Digital Items: 1
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9 8
3.5.0.36: Why do you call someone that sells their body for spaghetti?
Digital Items: 1
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9 9-19
3.6: Political Jokes and Anecdotes
Box Folder
9 9-16
3.6.1: Personalities
Box Folder
9 9
3.6.1.1: Spiro Agnew
Box Folder
9 9
3.6.1.1.1 : Secret Service men to shoot Agnew if anything should happen to Nixon
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.2: James Brady
Box Folder
9 9
3.6.1.2.1 : Brady says has half mind to go back to work; someone tells him he must have hole in head
.3 (items)
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9 9
3.6.1.2.2 : Reagan's favorite vegetable
.3 (items)
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9 9
3.6.1.3: Bulganin
Box Folder
9 9
3.6.1.3.1 : Swiss tailor has extra material from suit because Bulganin is bigger man to Russia than to Switzerland
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.4: Jimmy Carter
Box Folder
9 9
3.6.1.4.1 : Carter pulls up peanut plan; tells father he can not tell lie
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.4.2 : Americans eat peanut butter for Thanksgiving because their favorite turkey is in Washington
.8 (items)
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9 9
3.6.1.4.3 : Who has two biggest boobs in country?
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.4.4 : Carter develops new car that runs on peanut butter
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.4.5 : What Edward Kennedy has that Jimmy Carter wants
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.4.6 : Pilot tells Carter to jump from plane and make whole country happy
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.4.7 : Jimmy Carter asked for advice from three different presidents and the last advice was "Go to the Theater!"
.1 (item)
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9 9
3.6.1.5: Lyndon Johnson
Box Folder
9 9
3.6.1.5.1 : Pilot tells Johnson to jump from plane and make whole country happy
.2 (items)
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9 10
3.6.1.6: John F. Kennedy
Box Folder
9 10
3.6.1.6.1 : Kennedy would be running for president if he had been driving a Volkswagen
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.6.2 : Man tries to find Kennedy watch that is waterproof; has nine hours missing
.2 (items)
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9 10
3.6.1.6.3 : Kennedy to join Nixon's new law firm
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.6.4 : Mary Joe asks Kennedy what he would say if she were pregnant
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.6.5 : How many Kennedy does it take to change a light bulb?
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.6.6 : Kennedy was surprised to see Joseph Smith on a skateboard in heaven
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.6.7: What's an illegal alien? (How Kennedy was shot?)
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.7: Henry Kissinger
Box Folder
9 10
3.6.1.7.1 : World's most intelligent man jumps out of plane with backpack instead of parachute
.2 (items)
Undated
9 10
3.6.1.8: Richard Nixon
Box Folder
9 10
3.6.1.8.1 : Nixon, while talking to spirits of former presidents, is told to go to theater by Lincoln
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.8.2 : Add three lines to make name of famous criminal
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.8.3 : Do you know what's wrong with Nixon's dog?
.2 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.9: Ronald Reagan
Box Folder
9 10
3.6.1.9.1 : What White House and McDonald's have in common
.2 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.9.2 : "He'll have the same"
.2 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.9.3 : "Do you think we should've tell him where the rocks are?"
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.9.4 : America has Ronald Reagan and Australia has Malcom Frazier
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.9.5 : Heard of the new Ronald Reagan typewriter?
.2 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.9.6: While President Reagan wishes to become an eagle, Muammar Gaddafi wishes to become a crap
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.9.7: What do Ronald Reagan and Walter Mondale have in common?
.1 (item)
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9 10
3.6.1.10: Anwar Sadat
Box Folder
9 10
3.6.1.10.1 : Stamps with Sadat's picture on them do not work because people spit on them instead of lick them
.1 (item)
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9 11
3.6.1.11: Mayor Stokes
Box Folder
9 11
3.6.1.11.1 : Stokes wins election 5 to 2 with only three people voting
.1 (item)
Undated
9 11
3.6.1.12: Pierre Trudeau
Box Folder
9 11
3.6.1.12.1 : Margaret Trudeau gets pregnant
.1 (item)
Undated
9 11
3.6.1.12.2 : Girl gets pregnant, but it ain't Tru-deau
.1 (item)
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9 11
3.6.1.13: George Wallace
Box Folder
9 11
3.6.1.13.1 : Wallace considered running for President; he did not have a leg to stand on
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3.6.1.14: James Watt
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3.6.1.14.1 : Energy needed to destroy national forest
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3.6.1.14.2 : Fire the cattle guards
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3.6.1.15: Barack Obama
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3.6.1.15.1 : All white people are to arrive at the cotton fields at 5am tomorrow morning thank you President Obama
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3.6.1.15.2 : Hallmark creates President Obama Christmas ornament so families can hang him
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3.6.1.15.3 : What does change mean to President Obama?
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3.6.1.15.4 : President Obama will shout 'Yes you will' after election
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3.6.1.15.5 : President Obama's so pretty he knows Victoria's Secret
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3.6.1.15.6 : Do you know why Candidate Obama is ahead in the polls right now?
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3.6.1.15.7 : (After election) 'It's an Obamanation!'
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3.6.1.15.8 : Due to long lines all Obama voters are asked to vote on Wednesday, November 5th
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3.6.1.15.9 : Hallmark is selling Obama Christmas ornament so that every family in America can hang it
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3.6.1.15.10 : Obama is proof that no matter how successful a black is, he's still going to live in government housing
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3.6.1.15.11: All assassination attempts on Obama will be held until Martin Luther King Day to limit the number of black holidays
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3.6.1.15.12: What do you call a black man in charge of 300,000,000 white men?
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3.6.1.15.13: What's the difference between Obama and Simba?
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3.6.1.16: Saddam Hussein
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3.6.1.16.1 : What do pantyhose and Saddam Hussein have in common?
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3.6.1.16.2 : "So Damn Insane" is the new name for Saddam Hussein
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3.6.1.16.3 : Where did they find Saddam Hussein?
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3.6.1.16.4 : What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common when they both look out their back window?
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3.6.1.16.5 : Why did Saddam Hussein give all his soldiers sandpaper?
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3.6.1.16.6 : They caught Saddam Hussein's son? (Bag Dad)
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3.6.1.16.7 : Saddam Hussein gives a choice of death to three men that he has captured
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3.6.1.17: George W. Bush
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3.6.1.17.1 : Bush recalled all the troops and deployed women with PMS
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3.6.1.17.2 : 1988 Bush election is known as "Dukakis to Da-bush"
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3.6.1.17.3 : Why the Israelis worried about getting patriots missiles?
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3.6.1.17.4 : Why can't they have dogs at the White House?
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3.6.1.17.5 : What do you get when you cross a hawk with a chicken?
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3.6.1.17.6 : "The last time we spoke to a bush, we wandered in the wilderness for forty years"
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3.6.1.17.7: Bartender will not server drink to George Bush because he addresses him as friend
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3.6.1.17.8: President Bush takes a granola's backpack instead of parachute
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3.6.1.17.9: Monkey face comparison
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3.6.1.17.10: Adopting the Bush economy
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3.6.1.18: George Washington
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3.6.1.18.1 : What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat?
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3.6.1.18.2 : George Washington wasn't punished when he cuts down the cherry tree
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3.6.1.18.3 : Difference between George Washington's horse
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3.6.1.18.4 : Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
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3.6.1.19: Bill Clinton
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3.6.1.19.1 : Bill Clinton threw Hillary out to the baseball field when he was supposed to throw the first pitch
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3.6.1.19.2 : Who would be saved if Bill, Hillary and Gore were on a boat?
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3.6.1.19.3 : Instead of throwing money, why not throw out yourself to make everyone happy
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3.6.1.19.4 : Guards responds "Good trade" when Bill Clinton brought home an animal for Hillary
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3.6.1.19.5 : Someone threw a can of beer at Bill Clinton when he was out jogging in the morning?
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3.6.1.19.6 : Sunset to Hillary
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3.6.1.19.7 : Why did they refuse to decrease the National Guard around Hilary Clinton?
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3.6.1.19.8 : Bill Clinton's tie
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3.6.1.19.9 : "The Clinton is such a horse's behind"
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3.6.1.19.10 : Putting two new faces of president on Mount Rushmore?
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3.6.1.19.11 : Hilary Clinton takes away a man health care because he slept with her
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3.6.1.19.12 : Hilary Clinton writes " Clinton Bites" on the snow with Al Gore's urine
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3.6.1.19.13 : Bill Clinton took a kid's backpack thinking it was a parachute
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3.6.1.19.14 : What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?
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3.6.1.19.15 : Why isn't Arkansas celebrating Thanksgiving?
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3.6.1.19.16 : Difference between President Clinton and a dog
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3.6.1.19.17 : What is Bill Clinton's definition of tragedy
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3.6.1.19.18: St. Peter uses Bill Clinton's sin clock for a fan
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3.6.1.19.19: Bill Clinton will be going somewhere hot, but it isn't hell.
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3.6.1.19.20: Boy Scouts asks for plot in Arlington Cemetary after saving candidates
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3.6.1.19.21: Lucky frog turns into a girl when kissed
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3.6.1.20: Abraham Lincoln
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3.6.1.20.1 : The President Abraham Lincoln Pardon
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3.6.1.21: Dan Quayle
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3.6.1.21.1 : Who's face is on Mickey Mouse's wristwatch?
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See: 3.6.1.17.4 : Why can't they have dogs at the White House?
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3.6.1.22: Adolf Hitler
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3.6.1.22.1 : "Tick", lean to the right and "Tock", lean to the left
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3.6.1.22.2 : Patient thought he was Adolf Hitler
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3.6.1.23: Winston Churchill
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3.6.1.23.1 : Winston reply "You are very ugly" when Lady Diana said "Winston, you are very drunk"
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3.6.1.24: Orrin Hatch
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3.6.1.24.1 : Woman wishes for the biggest boobs and she instantly got Orrin Hatch and Jake Garn appear
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3.6.1.25: Edward Snowden
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3.6.1.25.1 : Edward Snowden Joke
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3.6.1.26: Donald Trump
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3.6.1.26.1 : Donald Trump Joke
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3.6.1.27: John McCain
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3.6.1.27.1 : McCain, Monster?
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3.6.1.28: Sarah Palin
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3.6.1.28.1 : Sarah Palin Turkey Pardon
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3.6.2: Events
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3.6.2.1: Watergate
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3.6.2.1.1 : Where there is a mill house, there has to be water gate. (Folder 13)
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3.6.2.1.2 : Watergate deodorant transfers smell to something else
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3.6.2.1.3 : What are people saying around Washington these days?
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3.6.2.1.4 : Pants invented by Nixon that only have a button or zipper in front
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3.6.2.2: Gettysburg
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3.6.2.2.1 : The Battle of Gettysburg Joke
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3.6.0: Miscellaneous
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3.6.0.1 : Man with transplanted jackass brain is running for president
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3.6.0.2 : The Etymology of Politics
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3.6.0.3 : Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
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3.6.0.4 : Reserved men are being replaced by women with PMS
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3.6.0.5 : If you put someone random from Arkansas and put him in the White House, half the country will be looking for work the next day
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3.6.0.6 : Why do they call the Gulf War a "Lite" war?
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3.6.0.7 : Do you know why they'd never elect a woman for President?
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3.6.0.8 : You can't buy Reddog beer in Utah because the mayor's picture is on the label
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3.6.0.9 : Three presidents can tell which country they are in while flying on a plane
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3.6.0.10 : How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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3.6.0.11 : A politician's father was a horse thief
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3.6.0.12 : "I say no one should be denied equal rights because of the shape of his skin"
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3.6.0.13 : It is time to tax your minds
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3.6.0.14 : America would be a pink carnation country if everyone drove pink cars
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3.6.0.15 : 1953 Korea war
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3.6.0.16 : Why should Republicans be buried 100 feet deep?
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3.6.0.17 : Difference between a Republican and a catfish?
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3.6.0.18: Politicians are low to the ground, slimy, and have a forked tongue (lying/not trustworthy).
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3.6.0.19: What is Mrs.Martin Luther King?
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3.6.0.20: The Wall Joke
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3.6.0.21: Space and Potatoes
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3.6.0.22: No one should be denied equal rights because of the shape of their skin
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3.6.0.23: LAPD is changing their slogan
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3.6.0.24: How many soldiers make a gallon?
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3.6.0.25: How many captains does it take to pass an oil tanker through Prince William's Sound?
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3.6.0.26: Have you seen the new Anita Hill Doll?
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3.6.0.27: Generals determine that army has the bravest men
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3.6.0.28: What has eighteen legs, two breasts, and dresses in black?
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3.7: Cruel and Sick Jokes
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3.7.1: Murder/Suicide of Relative or Friend
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3.7.1.1: 5,000 Hari-Krishnas commit suicide to keep up with Jones
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3.7.1.2 : Why moron jumped off Empire State Building
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3.7.1.3 : Red, jelly-like and sits in corner in plastic bag
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3.7.1.4 : Man only has one more day to stay in jail, but he will be hung instead
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3.7.1.5 : Man hung himself by standing on a block of ice
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3.7.1.6 : Man was married to three different women and all of which died of mysterious deaths
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3.7.1.7 : What kind of wood doesn't float? (Natalie Wood)
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3.7.1.8 : Did you hear that Mikey on the Life cereal commercials committed suicide?
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3.7.1.9 : Father wants to bury child because it's a treasure
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3.7.2: Mutilation
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3.7.2.1: Red, bubbles and bangs on glass
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3.7.2.2 : What is brown and goes round and round
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3.7.2.3 : "Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire!"
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3.7.2.4 : "Mommy, why does baby sister have a soft spot on the back of her head?"
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3.7.2.5 : What is red and sits in corner?
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3.7.2.6 : What is grosser than kissing your grandmother on lips?
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3.7.2.7 : What is grosser than nailing baby to wall?
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3.7.2.8 : What is red and white and flies around room?
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3.7.2.9 : What is black, white and red all over?
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3.7.2.10 : What is red, blue and flies?
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3.7.2.11 : What is blue and sits in corner?
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3.7.2.12 : A man stuck his hand down a dog's throat, grabbed his tail and pulled it inside-out
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3.7.2.13 : What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
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3.7.2.14 : What's black and crispy?
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3.7.2.15 : What is grosser than falling off a ten floor building?
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3.7.2.16 : What is black and white and black and blue?
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3.7.2.17 : Golfer gets exciting again after slicing his wrists open
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3.7.2.18 : Where did Christa McAuliffe take her vacation?
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3.7.2.19 : A pilot of the space shuttle challenger had dandruff because his head and shoulders were found on the beach
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3.7.2.20 : Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes; one blew left and the other blew right
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3.7.2.21 : What goes ha ha ha plop?
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3.7.2.22 : Gross is when you jump off the Empire State Building and catch your eyelid on a nail
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3.7.2.23 : Gross is when someone pulls a string through your veins with a knot in the end
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3.7.2.24 : Body is chopped up into small pieces either by a car or a radiator
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3.7.2.25 : What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
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3.7.2.26 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like hamburger"
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3.7.2.27 : How ugly is she?
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3.7.2.28 : Why are rabbits called thumpers?
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3.7.2.29 : What do you do when you feel run down?
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3.7.2.30: What goes ha ha thump?
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3.7.2.31: What do you get when you run over a canary with a lawn mower?
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3.7.3: Cannibalism
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3.7.3.1 : How to make a dead baby float
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3.7.3.2 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup."
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3.7.3.3 : "Mommy, mommy, I hate Tommy's guts."
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3.7.3.4 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like this stuff."
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3.7.3.5 : Wrestler who had been fasting eats part of arm
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3.7.3.6 : Do comedians taste funny?
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3.7.3.7 : What's grosser than gross? (Babies)
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3.7.3.8 : What does a cannibal do after he dumps his grilfriend?
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3.7.3.9 : What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
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3.7.3.10 : A drunker was confused how eating a bar dancer have to do with him getting out of a drug rehab
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3.7.3.11 : "Just eat the vegetables" said Jeffrey Dahmer when his mother doesn't like his neighbors
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3.7.3.12 : Cannibal gives wishes to poeple before they kill them
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3.7.3.13 : When cannibal eats missionary, they are getting the “Taste of Religion”
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3.7.3.14 : An old lady chewed her head off when she put her false teeth in backwards
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3.7.3.15 : A politician taste very tasty and tender, but it's damn hard to clean
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3.7.3.16 : What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband the morning before she left?
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3.7.3.17 : Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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3.7.3.18 : Cannibals cut a body into two halves so that they can eat the top half for later
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3.7.3.19 : What's bad about a truckload of dead babies? (One is eating his way out)
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3.7.3.20 : While cannibals were eating a human, one said to the other "I'm just having a ball"
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3.7.3.21 : Kabuta or Death
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3.7.4: Corpses
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3.7.4.1 : "Mommy, mommy, can I go to play with grandmother/grandfather?"
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3.7.4.2 : What is green and sits in corner?
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3.7.4.3 : What is red and hangs near wall?
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3.7.4.4 : Dead babies easier to load because you can use pitchfork
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3.7.4.5 : "Mommy, mommy, why is daddy so white?"
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3.7.4.6 : Man kisses woman who has been dead for two years; gets maggots in mouth
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3.7.4.7 : Icy dead people in the sixth sense and the titanic
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3.7.4.8 : What is yellow and green and lies in the grass?
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3.7.4.9 : Dead husbands requested to wear certain color of suit when they died and the easiest way for mortician to do that is to switch their heads
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3.7.4.10 : Doctor threw a dead baby outside the window and says 'April Fools' to the mother
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3.7.4.11 : Dead man asks 'Have you done anything to stop this coffin?' in the drugstore
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3.7.4.12 : Difference between a room full of dead babies and a corvette in the garage
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3.7.4.13 : Did you know there is sex after death?
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3.7.4.14 : How to tell when your wife is dead or not?
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3.7.4.15 : Driver found a live body in a hearse
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3.7.4.16 : How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
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3.7.4.17 : Golfers had to drag his dead friend everytime he's moving to the next hole
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3.7.4.18 : Why does a hearse have two seats up front?
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3.7.4.19 : What's blue and wiggles? (A dead baby in a plastic bag)
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3.7.4.20 : Why is a baby so fragile?
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3.7.4.21 : What's brown, red, and green, has four wheels, and attracts flies?
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3.7.5: Beasts
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3.7.5.1 : "Mommy, mommy, what is a vampire?"
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3.7.5.2 : A vampire who craving for blood in the middle of the day
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3.7.5.3 : "Mommy, mommy, What's a werewolf?"
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3.7.5.4 : A vampire wants the blood and an alligator wants the body
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3.7.5.5 : Vampire wants a hot glass of water so that he can use tampon to make tea
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3.7.6: Excrement
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3.7.6.1 : Hair-lip boy takes box with [expletive] in it to department store in order to get some toilet paper
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3.7.6.2 : "Mommy, mommy, quick, give me a fork."
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3.7.6.3 : Man stucks his finger in a horse butt thinking it was the throat
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3.7.6.4 : What happens to a baby after he drinks a whole can of Fresca?
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3.7.6.5 : How does a hippie take a bubble bath?
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3.7.6.6 : Did you hear about the man whodrank too much Fresca?
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3.7.7: Indifference to Young
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3.7.7.1 : "Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going around in circles?" (Nail foot to floor)
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3.7.7.2 : "Mommy, mommy, I keep going in circles." (Flush you)
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3.7.7.3 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to England."
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3.7.7.4 : Boy could not play in sand box because cat would cover him up
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10 10
3.7.7.5 : So ugly that she had to tie bone around neck so dog would play with her
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10 10
3.7.7.6 : Hotel room turned into child care center
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10 10
3.7.7.7 : "Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
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10 10
3.7.7.8 : "Mommy, mommy, my pigtail's too tight."
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10 10
3.7.7.9 : "Mommy, mommy, can I have another spoon?"
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10 10
3.7.7.10 : "Mommy, mommy, tell the bus driver to open the door."
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10 11
3.7.7.11 : "Mommy, mommy, will you make me a new dress?"
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10 11
3.7.7.12 : "Mommy, mommy, can I go swimming?"
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10 11
3.7.7.13 : "Mommy, mommy, can i play the piano?"
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10 11
3.7.7.14 : Daddy just laugh when the baby was thrown out of the window
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10 11
3.7.7.15 : Why did the blind man swing his dog (To look around)
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3.7.7.16 : Jane Fonda spreads faster than nuclear fallout
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10 11
3.7.7.17 : Mixed emotion is seeing your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in a new Cadillac
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10 11
3.7.7.18 : Superman tricked people into jumping off building and saying that they can fly
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10 11
3.7.7.19 : Are your kids constipated?
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10 11
3.7.7.20 : Evel Knievel wants to jump a mouth with his bike
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10 12
3.7.7.21 : Boys left their cat in the forest and shot it dead, but only to find it at home again
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10 12
3.7.7.22 : What is a sailcat?
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10 12
3.7.7.23 : What time is it?
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10 12
3.7.7.24 : "Mommy, mommy, after the medicine you gave me, I'm having trouble breathing" (It's working George)
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10 13-16
3.7.8: Affliction or Disease
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10 13
3.7.8.1 : Why leper left party
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10 13
3.7.8.2 : How Helen Keller's parents punished her
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10 13
3.7.8.3 : How Helen Keller burned her hands
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10 13
3.7.8.4 : Hair-lip boy can not make pet shop owner understand that he needs bird seed, so pet bird dies
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10 13
3.7.8.5 : Helen Keller doll runs into walls when wound up
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10 13
3.7.8.6 : What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in the tub?
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10 13
3.7.8.7 : Boy with deformed hand prays that both hands will be same, so the other hand becomes deformed
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10 13
3.7.8.8 : Dick thinks Spot is drag because has no legs
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10 13
3.7.8.9 : Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as football
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10 13
3.7.8.10 : Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as second base
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10 14
3.7.8.11 : Kids want to see boy with no arms or legs flip-flop on hot cement
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10 14
3.7.8.12 : Kids want to watch boy with leprosy rot
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10 14
3.7.8.13 : What Helen Keller named her dog
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10 14
3.7.8.14 : What happened when Helen Keller fell in a well
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10 14
3.7.8.15 : Vegetables aren't home from school yet
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10 14
3.7.8.16 : People like to jumped on a man who has an epileptic fit at Disneyland
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10 14
3.7.8.17 : Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?
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10 14
3.7.8.18 : Why is Helen Keller leg yellow?
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10 14
3.7.8.19 : What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
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10 14
3.7.8.20 : What did they call off the leper hockey game?
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10 15
3.7.8.21 : Things you should never say to a leper
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10 15
3.7.8.22 : Doctor puts AIDS patient on a pizza and pancake diet so that he can shove the body under the door
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10 15
3.7.8.23 : Man got extremely sick after drinking a woman with TB spit
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10 15
3.7.8.24 : What do you do when a guy has a seizure in a bathtub?
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10 15
3.7.8.25 : How do you make Helen Keller really mad?
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10 15
3.7.8.26 : How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
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10 15
3.7.8.27 : What would you say to Helen Keller if you saw her on the street?
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10 15
3.7.8.28 : How did Helen Keller die?
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10 15
3.7.8.29 : What did the deaf, blind, dumb, mute, orphan get for Christmas?
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10 15
3.7.8.30 : Have you even seen Helen Keller's house?
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10 16
3.7.8.31 : What did one rheumatism say to the other rheumatism?
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10 16
3.7.8.32 : A man who has leper is being dips with toast in his neck
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10 16
3.7.8.33: How did Helen Keller break her arm?
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3.7.8.34: What is a jacuzzi full of lepers?
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10 16
3.7.8.35: Man who has smoked his entire life can't do a cigarette commercial
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3.7.9: Handicap
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10 17
3.7.9.1 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
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10 17
3.7.9.2 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep?
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10 17
3.7.9.3 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
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10 17
3.7.9.4 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting in a hole?
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10 17
3.7.9.5 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs who got in a lot of wheelchair accidents?
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10 17
3.7.9.6 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs who is laying in a pile of leaves?
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10 17
3.7.9.7 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs who is water skiing?
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10 17
3.7.9.8 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs laying on the bottom of a swimming pool?
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10 17
3.7.9.9 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging above the window?
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10 17
3.7.9.10 : What do you call a man whose legs are chopped off at the knees?
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10 18
3.7.9.11 : What do you call a woman with a wooden leg?
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10 18
3.7.9.12 : What do you call a prostitute without any legs?
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10 18
3.7.9.13 : Mom gave birth to a giant eyeball and that eyeball is blind
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10 18
3.7.9.14 : Mom asks a blind son to pray hard if he wants to see, but it was just April Fools
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10 18
3.7.9.15 : Woman with no legs wanting to make love
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10 18
3.7.9.16 : Man threw a woman with a wheelchair out in the ocean because she wanted to get screwed
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10 18
3.7.9.17 : Boy who has a seven pound ear and he is deaf
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10 18
3.7.9.18 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is in a pot of boiling water?
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10 18
3.7.9.19 : What happens to the four men; who was blind, dead, lame and no arms were being attacked?
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10 18
3.7.9.20 : Man can sprouted out body parts when drinking, but he ended up dead for drinking too much
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10 18
3.7.9.21 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is on a hot sidewalk?
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10 18
3.7.9.22 : What do you call a girl with one leg?
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10 18
3.7.9.23 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying beneath your car?
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10 18
3.7.9.24 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is in a microwave?
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10 18
3.7.9.25 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the end of a spear?
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10 19
3.7.9.26 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
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10 19
3.7.9.27 : "His face sure does ring a bell"
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10 19
3.7.9.28 : Why don't blind people parachute?
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10 19
3.7.9.29 : What happen when hairy lips woman wanted to dance with one eye man?
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10 19
3.7.9.30 : How did the blind parachutist know he was close to the ground?
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10 19
3.7.9.31 : Why did the girl fall out of the swing?
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10 19
3.7.9.32: How does your sister ride a bike? (She has no legs)
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10 19
3.7.9.33: Why don't blind men skydive?
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10 19
3.7.9.34: What do you call a guy with no arms and only half his legs?
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10 19
3.7.9.35: What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs who has no head?
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10 19
3.7.9.36: What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs who has no head or torso?
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10 19
3.7.9.37: Handicapped man sells toothbrushes
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10 19
3.7.9.38: Deaf lumberjack can't hear tree falling
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10 19
3.7.9.39: Man with disability doesn't want to be healed
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10 19
3.7.9.40: Deaf Trees
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3.7.0: Miscellaneous
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10 20
3.7.0.1 : Farmer named Norton working on Sundays hears a hair-kip bull call, "Nort, Nort."
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10 20
3.7.0.2 : Boy named Mark was walking through cemetery and heard hair-lip dog go, "Mark, Mark."
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10 20
3.7.0.3 : One legged girls work at IHOP
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10 20
3.7.0.4 : Jeffrey Dahmer face-off and elbow room
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10 20
3.7.0.5 : Heaven's reward for not stepping on ducks
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10 20
3.7.0.6 : The Bell-ringer's Demise
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10 20
3.7.0.7 : What do you get when a fairy wispers in your ear?
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10 20
3.7.0.8 : A McMassacre is the new specialty sandwich at McDonald’s
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10 20
3.7.0.9 : Why do they have fences around the cemeteries?
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10 20
3.7.0.10 : George had promised to mow the lawn come hell or high water
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10 20
3.7.0.11 : Would you duck if someone threw a bucket of snot and you are standing in a pile of cow manure?
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10 20
3.7.0.12 : What's grosser than gross? (A hole in an apple)
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10 20
3.7.0.13 : Ugly girl jokes
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10 20
3.7.0.14 : Man keep worms inside his mouth to catch more fishes
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10 20
3.7.0.15 : Next time you pass my apartment I'd appreciate it
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10 20
3.7.0.16 : The worst woman in the world
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10 20
3.7.0.17 : Does your face hurt?
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3.8: Word Plays and Puns
Box Folder
11 1-18
3.8.1: Shaggy Dog Stories
Box Folder
11 1
3.8.1.1 : Opperknockity only tunes once
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11 1
3.8.1.2 : People who live in grass houses should not store thrones
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11 2
3.8.1.3 : Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids
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11 3
3.8.1.4 : Let pages do the walking through yellow fingers
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11 3
3.8.1.5 : If the foo shits, wear it
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11 3
3.8.1.6 : A Benny shaved is a Benny urned
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11 4
3.8.1.7 : First time anyone heard of a chicken catch a tory
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11 4
3.8.1.8 : First time I've seen carp to carp dwelling
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11 4
3.8.1.9 : Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken
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11 4
3.8.1.10 : Never try to transport gull passed state lions
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11 4
3.8.1.11 : A weigh-a-day keeps the doctor an apple
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11 4
3.8.1.12 : Confucius say, "Many hands make light work."
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11 4
3.8.1.13 : You shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit
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11 4
3.8.1.14 : I have a four loaf cleaver
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11 4
3.8.1.15 : First white man to wire ahead for a reservation
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11 4
3.8.1.16 : First herd shot around the world
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11 4
3.8.1.17 : The furry with the syringe on top
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11 4
3.8.1.18 : The beer that made Mel Famey walk us
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11 4
3.8.1.19 : A niche in time saves Stein
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11 4
3.8.1.20 : A bowling Cohen lathers no boss
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11 5
3.8.1.21 : If you are full of bologna, keep your mouth shut
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11 5
3.8.1.22 : If you're full of [crap], don't fly off the handle
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11 5
3.8.1.23 : The early word catches the germ
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11 5
3.8.1.24 : Hare today, goon tomorrow
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11 5
3.8.1.25 : The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two sides
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11 5
3.8.1.26 : The heartbreak of Sariah-sis
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11 5
3.8.1.27 : The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak
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11 5
3.8.1.28 : You look like Helen Brown
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11 6-7
3.8.1.29 : Watch for Falling Rock
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11 8
3.8.1.30 : Man who slew the dragon ran off with the king because it's a fair story
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11 8
3.8.1.31 : Retailing pussy in the streets
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11 8
3.8.1.32 : It's not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be
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11 8
3.8.1.33 : The tis bottle
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11 8
3.8.1.34 : Mourners can view the left-overs
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11 8
3.8.1.35 : Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes
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11 8
3.8.1.36 : I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco (San Francisco)
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11 8
3.8.1.37 : The boat tipped over a guess who died, do da, do da
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11 8
3.8.1.38 : No west for the reary
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11 8
3.8.1.39 : Repaint, ye thinners
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11 8
3.8.1.40 : The hills are alive with the sound of music
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11 9
3.8.1.41 : There goes the barefoot boy with the teaks of Chan
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11 9
3.8.1.42 : The Moron Tab and Apple Choir
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11 9
3.8.1.43 : Better Nate than lever
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11 9
3.8.1.44 : Squaw buried Shortcake
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11 9
3.8.1.45 : The reign was called on account of the game
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11 9
3.8.1.46 : Swallowed them all - hawk, lion and stinker
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11 9
3.8.1.47 : Died of van areal disease
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11 9
3.8.1.48 : Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
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11 9
3.8.1.49 : Arty chokes, three for a dollar
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11 9
3.8.1.50 : When you're out of slits, you're out of pier
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11 10
3.8.1.51 : The first obscene clone fall
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11 10
3.8.1.52 : I was reaped
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11 10
3.8.1.53 : The heartbreak of Sir Ryusis
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11 10
3.8.1.54 : "Thump, thump" coming from the coffin
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11 10
3.8.1.55 : What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts
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11 10
3.8.1.56 : Abcess makes the fart go Honda
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11 10
3.8.1.57 : A rolling moose gathers no stones
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11 10
3.8.1.58 : That's a long way to tip a Rarie
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11 10
3.8.1.59 : "Oh! not that shaggy!"
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11 10
3.8.1.60 : The dam man and his dam water
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11 11
3.8.1.61 : I'm just the chip monk.
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11 11
3.8.1.62 : Apple Schneider as "Apple cider"
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11 11
3.8.1.63 : Bills stand for Boy I Love Losing Superbowls
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11 11
3.8.1.64 : Boy wears boxer over his underwear
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11 11
3.8.1.65 : Women hates it when the professor tells her she is going to be pregnant
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11 11
3.8.1.66 : "Please but" means "Please lift the cross guards" for deaf people
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11 11
3.8.1.67 : Husband won a big prize by writing a 2-minute jingle
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11 11
3.8.1.68 : "I've got a booger on my finger and I can't get it off."
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11 11
3.8.1.69 : "Vat da hell's time to a pig anyways"
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11 11
3.8.1.70 : Guys not ordering coffee at a coffee shop
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11 11
3.8.1.71 : Confucius say, "Man who forgot blanket on picnic, have piece on earth"
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11 11
3.8.1.72 : "Pockets, pockets. I have no pockets."
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11 11
3.8.1.73 : A boy stops the moving coffin (coughin) with a cough drop
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11 11
3.8.1.74 : Confucius say, "He who stand on toliet, high on pot."
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11 11
3.8.1.75 : What did the Lone Ranger say as he was coming around the mountain?
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11 12
3.8.1.76 : "You are either going to cross water or make water"
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11 12
3.8.1.77 : Two things happen when you get old. First, you forgot things and second, "I forgot"
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11 12
3.8.1.78 : Call a (toe) tow truck if you find a toe on the street
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11 13-14
3.8.1.79 : A rope got into a bar by making itself a-frayed-Knot (afraid not)
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11 15
3.8.1.80 : Horse brought women instead of posse
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11 15
3.8.1.81 : Men were tired after getting on top of a Cherry Hill (Cherry Hill was a woman)
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11 15
3.8.1.82 : Papa tomato stomped on the baby tomato and said "ketchup"
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11 15
3.8.1.83 : "Rectum (Wrecked 'em) hell, it killed 'em"
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11 15
3.8.1.84 : Man was taken to hospital after using ATR (Automatic Tampon Remover) machine
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11 15
3.8.1.85 : "Glad-ass" and "Happy butt" are the same
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11 16
3.8.1.86 : Mushroom impresses a girl by saying "I'm a fun guy (fungi)"
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11 16
3.8.1.87 : Vet mistakes a cat from a calf and feed it with a quart of castor oil
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11 16
3.8.1.88 : Not anymore than i ever did
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11 16
3.8.1.89 : You would drive crazy if you had two obese patties, Special Ross, and Lester Breece pickingg bunions on a Sesame street bus
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11 16
3.8.1.90 : What happen to the two brothers that were named Shut-up and Trouble
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11 16
3.8.1.91 : A baby was born with bare feet after his mother was chased by a bear
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11 16
3.8.1.92 : When asked "why", answer "Why not" for full points
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11 16
3.8.1.93 : Aliens found freedom in grocery store and "Stay-free" was also available
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11 16
3.8.1.94 : A deaf lady asking "Will you have some more salad?"
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11 16
3.8.1.95 : Beers were thrown at a baby, but the baby wasn't hurt? (It was light beer)
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11 17
3.8.1.96 : Tally-Ho the fox
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11 17
3.8.1.97 : "Wash, wash, wash, wash right there"
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11 17
3.8.1.98 : Giraffe is all neck; It's going to take a while to strangle it
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11 17
3.8.1.99 : Police pulled over a man’s name Shut Up and he was looking for his son Trouble
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11 17
3.8.1.100: Man with wood eyes get offended when a woman say "Would I"
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11 18
3.8.1.101: What happened when a man name his sons 'Toward' and 'Away'
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11 18
3.8.1.102: Cat scan is a hundred and the lab report is a hundred and fifty
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11 18
3.8.1.103: Calculator Joke
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11 18
3.8.1.104: Math Book Joke
Digital Items: 1
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3.8.1.105: Greyhound bus mistaken for dog
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3.8.1.106: Man thinks his wife is hard of hearing
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3.8.1.107: Boy to refuse seconds at dinner
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3.8.1.108: Descartes Disappears
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3.8.1.109: Soldier is not issued a weapon because there are no more
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3.8.1.110: Parrot keeps ruining magician's tricks
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3.8.1.111: Man climbs Mt. Everest and shouts "Radio"
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3.8.1.112: Add-On (game)
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3.8.1.113: The parable of Dot Com
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3.8.1.114: Motorcyclist wearing his jacket backwards crashes
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3.8.1.115: Man yells 'Get down' in an elevator
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3.8.1.116: Men digging a hole to bury a horse
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3.8.1.117: Blind date ends up in tree
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3.8.1.118: Good news and bad news
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3.8.1.119: A farmers dayvorce
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3.8.1.120: Man hunts mountain lion after shoes get chewed
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3.8.1.121: The Hairy Bum
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3.8.1.122: The Rich Man's Daughter
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3.8.1.123: Happy Butt
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3.8.1.124: Man pulls 12-inch man out of pocket
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3.8.1.125: Several people get speeding tickets at the same time in a truck
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3.8.1.126: No thanks, I sell typewriters
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3.8.1.127: Man makes mini condos for small people for free
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3.8.1.128: Man teaches pet gorilla to golf
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3.8.1.129: What did the Lone Ranger say when his big white horse came over the hill?
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3.8.1.130: Wight Supremacist
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3.8.1.131: Why I didn't show up for work
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3.8.1.132: Why did the fighter insist on bringing his sword to the big gala?
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3.8.1.133: Why does America spend so much on defense?
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3.8.1.134: What's the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer?
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3.8.1.135: What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues?
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3.8.1.136: Why do paladins prefer chainmail?
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3.8.1.137: Jokes directed at girl name Alexa
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3.8.1.138: Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance
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3.8.1.139: What did the Buffalo say when his kids left for college?T
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3.8.0.1 : Where's the "P?"
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3.8.0.2 : Potato princess can not marry a newsman because he is just a commentator
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3.8.0.3 : When asked how her date went, an Italian girl answers, "Me a mama."
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3.8.0.4 : Her neck is dirty
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3.8.0.5 : Frog asks bird that ate him if he's [messing on] him
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3.8.0.6 : Stupid man does not care if cows heard him
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3.8.0.7 : Story using brand name of cigarettes
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3.8.0.8 : Beethoven is decomposing
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3.8.0.9 : Have you ever blown tennis shoe at a hundred and ten
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3.8.0.10 : Found my door shut wide open
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3.8.0.11 : May be [crap], but it's my bread and butter
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3.8.0.12 : Hard to make both ends meet
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3.8.0.13 : Diarrhea runs through your genes
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3.8.0.14 : To tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome is to take off their genes
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3.8.0.15 : Baby is not hurt because it is hit with lite beer
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3.8.0.16 : What room can no one enter?
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3.8.0.17 : One bright day in the middle of the night
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3.8.0.18 : Baby bigger is a little bigger
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3.8.0.19 : Man who lost his left side
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3.8.0.20 : Cross an elephant with a rhino
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3.8.0.21 : Wok is something you frow at wibbit
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3.8.0.22 : Germany got hungry, ate turkey fried in grease
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3.8.0.23 : Baby born with "bear" feet
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3.8.0.24 : Neutron got a drink for no charge
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3.8.0.25 : Tattoo's favorite kind of M&M's
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3.8.0.26 : What one eye said to the other
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3.8.0.27 : Why the little moron didn't fall off
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3.8.0.28 : What Moses was doing at Red Sea
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3.8.0.29 : Why flowers are lazy
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3.8.0.30 : Man who fell into lens-grinding machine
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3.8.0.31 : What do you say to a one-legged hitchhicker?
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3.8.0.32 : What did the scale say?
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3.8.0.33 : Deaf man and the cross gaurds
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3.8.0.34 : EMHO stand for Enlisted Men's Hard-On report
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3.8.0.35 : Dyslexic walks into a bra
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3.8.0.36 : Man dressed up because he thought he was going to the Cancun
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3.8.0.37 : "Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it"
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3.8.0.38 : Bring the jack
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3.8.0.39 : "He could never tell a joke"
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3.8.0.40 : "He was out in the field and got run over by a concubine"
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3.8.0.41 : Inch-me and Pinch-me-quick went to a lake, Inch me fell and who was safe?
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3.8.0.42 : "European (You're a-peein)"
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3.8.0.43 : If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
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3.8.0.44 : Jokes got shredded because the wires got crossed on a word and a food processor
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3.8.0.45 : Morticians wanted to re-hearse when the casket fell out of the hearse
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3.8.0.46 : Does your roof leak? 'What's a drip like you still doing here'
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3.8.0.47 : A boy who fell in a mud puddle took a bath with bubbles. (buble was a girl)
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3.8.0.48 : NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
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3.8.0.49 : Why didn't the skelaton cross the road?
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3.8.0.50 : I would tell you a muffler joke, but i am exhausted
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3.8.0.51 : What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a comedian?
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3.8.0.52 : Tractor says 'Pull me closer John Deere' to the plow
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3.8.0.53 : Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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3.8.0.54 : Why do rocks and girls have in common?
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3.8.0.55 : How long is your residence in this town? (31’ 8”)
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3.8.0.56 : Why are (male) mailboxes so lonely?
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3.8.0.57 : Spell P-I-G backwards and add funny
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3.8.0.58 : There's something in your eyes and it is your eyeball
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3.8.0.59 : What do you call a potatoe that is drunk? (smashed)
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3.8.0.60 : What's the difference a hamburger pie and a cow pie?
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3.8.0.61 : Did you know that Rock Hudson and Rambo were making a new movie?
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3.8.0.62 : Where do people who make Grey Poupon go to college?
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3.8.0.63 : “I see that you know more about the fruits and fairies than the birds and the bees”
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3.8.0.64 : Mount St. Helens is making an "ash" of itself again
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3.8.0.65 : When asked how are you doing, answer "Splitter whole"
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3.8.0.66 : Nursing home has AIDS now day (Rolaids, hearing aids and band aids)
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3.8.0.67 : Are you a tree? (No)
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3.8.0.68 : Molly's Nipple hill is complete closed off in order to keep the suckers off
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3.8.0.69 : Where does Santa keep his money? (In a snow bank)
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3.8.0.70 : A man wrote "World's Karate Champion" next to his drink to keep everyone away while he's going to the bathroom, and when he returns, he saw a note saying "Thanks! World's Fastest Runner"
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3.8.0.71 : What does a used tire and 300 used condoms have in common?
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3.8.0.72 : How many people are left when the boat tipped over with 99 people? (66)
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3.8.0.73 : "I'm full" and you say "Nice to meet you full."
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3.8.0.74 : Pi R Square or Pi R Round
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3.8.0.75 : Difference between a hill and a pill
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3.8.0.76 : If they don't believe the name Snot Nose, they won't believe Shit Heels either
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3.8.0.77 : Repeat "What an Ah Siam" and you'll get "What an ass I am"
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3.8.0.78 : What does yellow start with? (Cause I want to know)
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3.8.0.79 : What kind of witch lives in the desert? (Sandwich)
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3.8.0.80 : Waltons name their son Gym Bag and their dog Down Boy
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3.8.0.81 : What does John the Baptist and Kermit the Frog have in common?
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3.8.0.82 : Cat that has a Ho-tail (hotel)
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3.8.0.83 : "If you can't beat em, Beat em!"
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3.8.0.84 : Muhammad Ali's phone number is "fe fe fe fi fe fo fo"
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3.8.0.85 : Make brownies with or without nuts (male or female)
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3.8.0.86 : Difference between a faith healer and a miracle worker
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3.8.0.87 : "Here moosie moosie"
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3.8.0.88 : Why did a little boy sneak past the medicine cabinet?
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3.8.0.89 : P.L.O stands for Push Leon over board
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3.8.0.90 : W.A.C.O stands for We aren't coming out
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3.8.0.91 : A man lost the whole Left side of his body, but he's all Right.
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3.8.0.92 : What did one hole in the ground say to the other? (well)
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3.8.0.93 : How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky?
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3.8.0.94 : Do you have kidneys? (My knees are pretty big)
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3.8.0.95 : How long of lumber do you want? (Quite a while, I'm building a house)
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3.8.0.96 : "I'm A and You're A Hog"
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3.8.0.97 : No man is good for you; you may be right and you may be left too.
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3.8.0.98 : Lorena Bobbitt trial was almost thrown out because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court
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3.8.0.99 : How much dirt is in a hole? (none)
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3.8.0.100 : Who lies in Alexander the Grape's Tomb?
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3.8.0.101 : Why in a formation of geese is one side longer?
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3.8.0.102 : What do you call a dehydrated Frenchman? (pee air)
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3.8.0.103 : When you assume, you make an Ass out of U and Me.
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3.8.0.104 : "You picked a find time to leave me Lucille (loose-wheel)"
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3.8.0.105 : Mortuary Bob's Body Shop
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3.8.0.106 : Lady peanut was a salted while walking down the street
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3.8.0.107 : Proton is positive about leaving electrons
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3.8.0.108 : I don't think anymore. I don't think any less, either.
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3.8.0.109 : Men can't get into a bar because all they have is nut
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3.8.0.110 : What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? (Dam)
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3.8.0.111 : Pete and Repete sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who is left?
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3.8.0.112 : What do you get when you cross a cow and a Tibetan Yak? (Cattlak)
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3.8.0.113 : Jackalope is a cross between a jack rabbit and an antelope
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3.8.0.114 : What's black and white and has a cherry on top?
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3.8.0.115 : A seafood diet means "I see food and I eat it"
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3.8.0.116 : Spell I cup and you'll get "I see you pee"
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3.8.0.117 : What did the olive say when it rolled off the table? (O Live)
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3.8.0.118 : Hao Lang is a Chinaman (How long is a Chinaman)
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3.8.0.119 : Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
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3.8.0.120 : What is a pirate favorite movie?
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3.8.0.121 : Why was six afraid of seven?
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3.8.0.122 : To be or not to be
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3.8.0.123 : How the city of Puyallup got its name?
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3.8.0.124 : Blue (boo) is the color of ghost
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3.8.0.125 : Red (wed) is the color of marriage
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3.8.0.126 : Yellow (hello) is the color of an echo
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3.8.0.127 : From Peabody to Playbody
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3.8.0.128 : Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) is what lion get when he crosses the desert at Christmas Time
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3.8.0.129 : What do I like best about you?
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3.8.0.130 : Tow Dutchmen
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3.8.0.131 : What did the picture say to the wall?
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3.8.0.132 : A red rock eater
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3.8.0.133 : What is the only nail a carpenter hates to hit?
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3.8.0.134 : What is Smokey the Bears middle name?
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3.8.0.135 : Have you heard about the needle and thread?
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3.8.0.136 : Why fire engine red? (communists are red)
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3.8.0.137 : Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? (To the dump)
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3.8.0.138 : What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? (Ruff, ruff)
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3.8.0.139 : What do you get when you cross Batman and Robin with a steamroller? (Flatman and Ribbon)
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3.8.0.140: Hertz Doughnut (Hurts, don't it?)
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3.8.0.141: Stressed is desserts spelled backwards
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3.8.0.142: "Donut touch her, cheese mine" (Do not touch her, she's mine)
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3.8.0.143: A newborn baby is named 'Fertiliza'
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3.8.0.144: Why can't bikes stand up by themselves
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3.8.0.145: "Hell is one hell of a place to be helled in"
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3.8.0.146: Songwriters never die, they just decompose
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3.8.0.147: How deep did the frog say the water was when he jumped into it? (knee-deep)
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3.8.0.148: 'Cereal Killer'
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3.8.0.149: Dragons are to sleep in the daytime so that they can hurt knights
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3.8.0.150: "I'm an IFR pilot, I follow roads"
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3.8.0.151: We have old pilots and bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilot.
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3.8.0.152: What do you call a cat that eats ice cubes? (A cool cat)
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3.8.0.153: What is a three-letter word for hard water? (ice)
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3.8.0.154: You should not kiss your parakeets because they are untweetable
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3.8.0.155: Rabbits would go bunnymoon after they get married.
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3.8.0.156: Spell stop and what do you do at a green light?
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3.8.0.157: Take a dog that has no tail to the retail store.
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3.8.0.158: Spell joke and What's the white of an egg called?
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3.8.0.159: What did the mommy bullet tell the daddy bullet?
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3.8.0.160: Why could you not hear when the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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3.8.0.161: Under where? (underwear)
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3.8.0.162: How do you fit seven astronauts into a Volkswagon?
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3.8.0.163: How to spell "before"
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3.8.0.164: Spell railroad crossing without any r's.
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3.8.0.165: Spell Mississippi with one i (eye)
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3.8.0.166: Drink H20, not H2S04
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3.8.0.167: How California got its name (Cal-I-Phoned-Ya)
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3.8.0.168: Dark Humor
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3.8.0.169: End of the Rainbow
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3.8.0.170: Send in the 'subs'
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3.8.0.171: Grandad chewed on pillow during sleep
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3.8.0.172: How much does a pirate pay for his corn?
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3.8.0.173: Beauty is in the eye of the "beeholder"
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3.8.0.174: Difference between born winner and born loser
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3.8.0.175: What has four wheels and flies?
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3.8.0.176: What is a confused dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
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3.8.0.177: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
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3.8.0.178: Boy wants to learn how to swim
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3.8.0.179: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
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3.8.0.180: How do you keep someone in suspense?
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3.8.0.181: Did you hear the joke about the ceiling?
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3.8.0.182: How are birthdays and constipation alike?
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3.8.0.183: How do you amke friends with your computer?
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3.8.0.184: Spot remover causes dog to disappear
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3.8.0.185: Someday my prints will come
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3.8.0.186: How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?
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3.8.0.187: Why was Tigger looking into the toilet?
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3.8.0.188: What did the pickle preacher say at the pickle wedding?
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3.8.0.189: Man wants a milk bath
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3.8.0.190: What's green and sits on a toilet?
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3.8.0.191: What are Santa's little helpers called?
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3.8.0.192: What do ghosts chew?
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3.8.0.193: Shaking somebody by the neck to get applesauce
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3.8.0.194: Man had to shoot dog
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3.8.0.195: Why was the flower bad at the bee?
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3.8.0.196: Man needs a car jack from his neighbor
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3.8.0.197: Man tries to order ice cream in hair-lip voice
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3.8.0.198: Do you know how AIDS came to the United States?
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3.8.0.199: New book published: Rusty Bedsprings
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3.8.0.200: Do you want to see me pull a funny face?
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3.8.0.201: What do you call a canary in a fan?
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3.8.0.202: What's green and has wheels?
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3.8.0.203: What are the three ways to lose the Super Bowl?
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3.8.0.204: Wipe that sheepish grin off your face
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3.8.0.205: What's long and yellow and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
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3.8.0.206: What did the bartender say to the ham sandwich when it walked into the bar?
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3.8.0.207: Visayan name for lizard is Halo (hallow)
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3.8.0.208: That's a circle joke, laugh when you get around to it
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3.8.0.209: Two men want bottles of brandy for medical purposes
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3.8.0.210: Choose how to die when the power's out (choose your own adventure)
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3.8.0.211: When you walk into a room the mice jump up on chairs, and other jokes
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3.8.0.212: What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
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3.8.0.213: Bring the Jack, and Tom went and got Jack
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3.8.0.214: What is sleek, Italian, and sporty?
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3.8.0.215: Daughter wants to go to USU because there's 80% more men
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3.8.0.216: Want to hear a dirty joke? Mommy fell in the mud!
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3.8.0.217: Leaverite rock
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3.8.0.218: Son goes to the store and asks for a skyhook
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3.8.0.219: Did you hear about the brilliant memorizer?
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3.8.0.220: Man determines which way to play golf based on how wife slept
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3.8.0.221: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
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3.8.0.222: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
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3.8.0.223: Did you hear the joke about the rope?
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3.8.0.224: Did you hear the joke about the dirty window?
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3.8.0.225: How do you make a tissue dance?
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3.8.0.226: Heard of the farmer's daughter?
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3.8.0.227: Two pioneers have trouble with English, and get into a fight with a neighbor over a misunderstanding
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3.9 : Numbskull Tales
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3.9.1 : "For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
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3.9.2 : Man gets drunk instead of buying flour, so he walks back to two to get flour
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3.9.3 : Man who was to be eaten by cannibals peed in their soup
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3.9.4 : Man uses hotshot to herd steers; gets kicked in face
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3.9.5 : Boss of ditch digger tells ditch digger to hit his hand before he moves it
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3.9.6 : Mental institute inmate tells another to get some toilet paper when seagull messes on him
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3.9.7 : People want lady to commit grandson to asylum because he was fishing in bathtub
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3.9.8 : Boy who is necking with girl lowers voice when she tells him lower
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3.9.9 : Sign in Yellowstone says, "Approaching Lake Area," so a tourist will not believe it is Yellowstone Lake
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3.9.10 : Boys wonder what "lbs." are while unloading supplies
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3.9.11 : A man puts a potato in the back of his swimming trunk to impress girls
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3.9.12 : Farmer measures horses so can tell them apart; finds that black horse is one hand taller than white horses
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3.9.13 : Farmer can not get logs through city gate; they finally decide to turn them lengthwise
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3.9.14 : Silly Sally knew that flower could not excrete all that manure
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3.9.15 : Silly Sally laughed when boys took off her clothes because she knew they would not fit him
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3.9.16 : Silly Sally laughed when boys put his hand down her shirt because she knew her money was not there
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3.9.17 : Silly Sally laughed when boys were looking up her skirt because she knew she didn't wear any underwear
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3.9.18 : Drunk keeps running into telephone pole and thinks he is lost in impenetrable forest
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3.9.19 : Dot on contact lenses case so blind people know which contact goes in which eye
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3.9.20 : A moron can't pass a football because it was too big to fit into his mouth
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3.9.21 : Nancy Naive laughed when doctor told her she was having twins because she knew she had only done it oncef
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3.9.22 : Why man jumped off cliff
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3.9.23 : Moron tells psychiatrist what picture of three trees is
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3.9.24 : Suit does not fit so tailor tells man to bend his knees and slant shoulders
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3.9.25 : If seagulls knew they were Maughans, they would crap on them
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3.9.26 : Boy eats family and gets bigger and bigger until he burps
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3.9.27 : Best was to call monster
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3.9.28 : Man finds wrapping paper in drawer after they hear rapping in their new house
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3.9.29 : The ghost with two black eyes
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3.9.30 : Norwegians check to see if blinkers are working
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3.9.31 : Eat that joke because it was corny
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3.9.32 : Lady asks doctor for second opinion; so he says she is ugly too
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3.9.33 : What duck and bicycle have in common
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3.9.34 : How to divide twelve apples evenly among thirteen men
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3.9.35 : Why one man who falls into lake does not get hair wet
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3.9.36 : What turkeys can do that nobody else can
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3.9.37 : Where Christmas comes before Thanksgiving
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3.9.38 : One out of every three kids is born Chinese
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3.9.39 : A man's suspender was caught in the door of the fastest car
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3.9.40 : Man in New York gets run over every five minutes
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3.9.41 : "I'm telling myself jokes, some I've heard and some I haven't"
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3.9.42 : Why did the moron take a ruler to his bed?
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3.9.43 : Why man cut hole in umbrella
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3.9.44 : Man who kept both feet on ground had hard time getting his pants on
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3.9.45 : Boy trying to sneak past farmer says he is cat when he makes loud noise
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3.9.46 : Man driving wrong way on one way street did not see Indians
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3.9.47 : Voice in cave says, "You need a shave."
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3.9.48 : "I got you where I want you, now I'm going to eat you."
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3.9.49 : "When the log rolls over, we will drown."
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3.9.50 : Bloody Finger wants a Band-Aid
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3.9.51 : Ice Fishing
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3.9.52 : Shut up you fool before you get us both fired
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3.9.53 : Cowboy took eight months to complete a puzzle that says 5-7 years
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3.9.54 : This boy would always take a nickel, when offered the choice of having either a dime or a nickel
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3.9.55 : Student steals a graduation diplomas because he had be in college for eight years
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3.9.56 : Two fools thought that a girl has beeped them when a beeper was just low on a battery
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3.9.57 : A man lost ten dollars at the super bowl game and he lost another ten dollars the next day on the T.V replay
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3.9.58 : A man was married for three months and his wife was already six months pregnant
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3.9.59 : Man will get marry when he gets back from New York and when asks 'when are you going?’ he answered ‘I’m not.’
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3.9.60 : "Where's the cheese?"
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3.9.61 : Man drinks Windex instead of alcohol because his eyes are clearer after hangover
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3.9.62 : Men are sending shuttle to the space at night to avoid the sun
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3.9.63 : Instead of panicking, man worries about his missing quarter after losing a big game
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3.9.64 : Man thinks that asphalt is a bum diseases
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3.9.65 : Tourists who are going to Opryland left after seeing a sign says 'Opryland Left’
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3.9.66 : Moron strains himself going through a screen door
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3.9.67 : When a doctor is not in his office, you can slide the patient under his door
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3.9.68 : When a fat lady pager went off, two boys yelled "Look out! she's backing up"
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3.9.69 : Man who thinks that he's all cured from AIDS
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3.9.70 : Man thinks he is safe from AIDS by wearing a condom while sharing a needle
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3.9.71 : A bicycle tries to pass cars that are going 140 mph
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3.9.72 : Wife tells a cop that her husband is drunk when they were pulled over
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3.9.73 : Man thinks an elephant has two tails because he has never seen it before
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3.9.74 : Man speeds up his car when he saw a police car behind him
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3.9.75 : A prisoner yells 'fire' while standing in front of firing squad
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3.9.76 : A woman thought she lost nineteen pounds when she was on the scale
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3.9.77 : Cop asks a man to take penguins to the zoo, and not only he has taken it to the zoo, he's also taking it to a beach
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3.9.78 : How long does the winter last in the Bear Lake?
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3.9.79 : Man won't use his water ski because he can't find a down-hill lake
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3.9.80 : A thief stole fifteen dollar bill while leaving behind a twenty dollar bill
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3.9.81 : Man blamed it on a fly when he spotted the fly sitting on top of a huge pile of cow poop
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3.9.82 : Man is still waiting for a dead caretaker when he is already next to him
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3.9.83 : Man tells a police officer that Seagulls (endangered) taste like somewhere between a Golden Eagle (endangered) and a Spotted Owl endangered)
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3.9.84 : "Ping, you're a typewriter"
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3.9.85 : City Slicker helped gave birth to a calf and said "How fast was that calf going?"
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3.9.86: People in St. George make a circle to stop the wind and they are still there today
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3.9.87: Beep is for the blind and not deaf people
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3.9.88: How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?
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3.9.89: A woman thought that the cruise control is like an autopilot
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3.9.90: A driver speeds up thinking he can get off the radar screen
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3.9.91: A moron digs up his dead cat thinking it had nine lives
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3.9.92: Coward wants to know when a doctor will be out again to make an appointment
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3.9.93: Why did the morons ice factory close down?
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3.9.94: A man thinks he'll be stuck up in a plane forever if the engine blew up
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3.9.95: Why mormon throw a clock out of the window?
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3.9.96: Why mormon flush himself down the toilet?
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3.9.97: Moron sat on a street corner with bread and butter waiting for a traffic jam
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3.9.98: Moron bride cried when her husband went shooting craps because she didn't know how to cook them
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3.9.99: Man wanted to walk on a flashlight beam to get across a river
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3.9.100: "My friend is so dumb that if he took an I.Q. exam, he would have to ask where he should write his name"
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3.9.101: Giant Orange Head
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3.9.102: Fisherman directiod to lake with "plenty of browns"
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3.9.103: What did the skier say to the ice-skater?
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3.9.104: Nonsense joke with multiple contradictions
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3.9.105: Woman gets vaseline and window putty mixed up
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3.9.106: Man loses bet on replay of Super Bowl
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3.9.107: Fat person gets into Tub
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3.9.108: What goes "Ha Ha Ha Ka-Plunk"?
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3.9.109: What does a fat person leave in the tub instead of a soap ring?
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3.9.110: Nonsense jokes with nonsense answers
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3.9.111: Lack of toilet paper during war
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3.9.112: Student drives plane down highway
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3.9.113: 25+25+25-25=28
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3.9.114: Guy falls in grave and climbs back out
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3.9.115: Man stays warm in jail, and they forget to let him out
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3.9.116: Man holds hand in front of face and says "hit my hand"
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3.9.117: What's the difference between a rabbit?
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3.9.118: Three penguins on a slide, last one yells "radio"
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3.9.119: I'd like to make an appointment with the dentist
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3.9.120: Boy keeps responding to the name Steve, but his name isn't Steve
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3.9.121: Man tries to become a "real hard case" in Alaska, but mixes up instructions
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3.9.122: Man builds fence so it will be taller after it is blown over
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3.9.123: Boys throw engine block down a hole
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3.10: Animal Jokes and Anecdotes
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3.10.1 : Land Animals
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3.10.1.1 : Why chicken crossed the road
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3.10.1.2 : "Quit your complain, I haven't made your porridge yet"
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3.10.1.3 : Huge animals blesses food before he eats hunter
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3.10.1.4 : "That's the third queer rooster I've shot this week."
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3.10.1.5 : All baby mole can smell is molasses when he can not get out of hole
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3.10.1.6 : Bull says wants to stay in pasture for heifer and heifer
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3.10.1.7 : Cross a gorilla with a porcupine
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3.10.1.8 : Where does a 900 pound gorilla sleep?
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3.10.1.9 : Where does a 2000 pound hippo sleep?
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3.10.1.10 : Where does a 3000 pound canary sleep?
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3.10.1.11 : What do you call a cow with no legs?
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3.10.1.12 : What has four legs and an arm?
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3.10.1.13 : What is a cow with one leg?
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3.10.1.14 : What is a cow with two legs?
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3.10.1.15 : What do you call a dog without legs?
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3.10.1.16 : What is green and hang from a tree?
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3.10.1.17 : Would you like me to put it on your bill?
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3.10.1.18 : Rabbit came back to life after being poured by a hair (hare) restorer with a permanent wave
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3.10.1.19 : Hunting dog sees two birds screwing around in bushes
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3.10.1.20 : How to catch a polar bear
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3.10.1.21 : How far can a dog run into a forest?
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3.10.1.22 : Why do cows wear bells?
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3.10.1.23 : What has four legs and barks?
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3.10.1.24 : How many lions to fill empty cage
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3.10.1.25 : Why spider crossed the road
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3.10.1.26 : A smart bear wipes his butt with a rabbit because the rabbit has no problem with poop sticking to its fur
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3.10.1.27 : Five things that have milk in them
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3.10.1.28 : What is the chicken after it was four days old
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3.10.1.29 : How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
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3.10.1.30 : Cat isn't dead, but just ran out of gas
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3.10.1.31 : Fifth pig goes into bar; does not use restroom because he is the pig that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home
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3.10.1.32 : What a 500 pound canary says
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3.10.1.33 : "It's Finch and Chimps again"
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3.10.1.34 : What is a cow with five legs?
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3.10.1.35 : What to do when gorilla knocks on door
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3.10.1.36 : What chicken said when it laid square egg
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3.10.1.37 : Why chicken lays egg
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3.10.1.38 : Absent-minded cow gives milk of amnesia
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3.10.1.39 : Why dog is like a tree?
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3.10.1.40 : What is invisable and smell like carrots?
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3.10.1.41 : Penguin typewriter
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3.10.1.42 : Pigeon Shat in Me Eye
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3.10.1.43 : Bartender tells grasshopper they have a drink named after him
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3.10.1.44 : What happened to a dog that chased after a car?
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3.10.1.45 : Cat washes his face before he's going to eat the mouse
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3.10.1.46 : What do you call a blind rabbit sitting on your face
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3.10.1.47 : Cows sleep standing and you can tip it over by grabing its tail
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3.10.1.48 : What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
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3.10.1.49 : Why don't they send donkey to school
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3.10.1.50 : What is fifty pigs and fifty deer
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3.10.1.51 : Bear ate the wrong maid in the bar
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3.10.1.52 : What is a gay male dinosaur call?
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3.10.1.53 : A drunk lion tells other animal that they are the ugliest
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3.10.1.54 : Rabbit has no problem with poop sticking to his fur
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3.10.1.55 : Which coyote's name was really coyote
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3.10.1.56 : A girl mouse tell her boyfriend she have been reaped
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3.10.1.57 : Zebra searches for her new occupation when she was no longer needed in the circus
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3.10.1.58 : What does a dog do in the front lawn that you wouldn't want to step in
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3.10.1.59 : What do call a cow who has just had a calf
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3.10.1.60 : How do you get a virgin wool?
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3.10.1.61 : Cross a pit bull with a Lassie
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3.10.1.62 : What did the dog say when he went down the bumpy road?
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3.10.1.63 : How long does it take for a deer to grow into a full sized elk
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3.10.1.64 : Buffalos are the ugliest thing in creation
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3.10.1.65 : How do you french kiss a dog
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3.10.1.66 : Why was rabbit looking in the toilet
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3.10.1.67 : Difference between a drag horse and a war horse
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3.10.1.68 : Dog looks for the person who shot his "paw"
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3.10.1.69 : Koala means a bear who eats bushes and leaves
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3.10.1.70 : Will you pass me the soap?
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3.10.1.71 : Rooster can't make any crowing sounds because the rooster is dumb
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3.10.1.72 : If rooster lays an egg on top of a roof, which way will it roll
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3.10.1.73 : If chicken laid an egg of an hour, how much is a pound of butter weigh
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3.10.1.74 : What happen to a turtle, a rabbit and a lizard who decided to set up a farm
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3.10.1.75 : "My name is Fido, F-I-D-E-A-U-X"
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3.10.1.76 : What's black and white and red all over?
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3.10.1.77 : What's black and white, and black and blue
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3.10.1.78 : Sheep can only travel five MPH while being herded along the roads
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3.10.1.79 : Termite walked into a bar and asked "Where's the bar tender?"
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3.10.1.80 : Why does the dog wag his tail
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3.10.1.81 : Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
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3.10.1.82 : Man gets mad because the cat fur was sticking to his tongue
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3.10.1.83 : What do you call a cow that sits on the grass
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3.10.1.84 : Mouse has a professor that brings food for him
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3.10.1.85 : Monkey will open anything with a knob until he met a pig with a cork at its rear end
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3.10.1.86 : Cross between a bulldog and a collie
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3.10.1.87 : What do reindeers' wives do ager Santa and the reindeer deliver the presents?
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3.10.1.88 : Papa bear name is Shut Up, maomma bear name is Be Quiet and baby bear name is Trouble
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3.10.1.89 : "Never play with your food before you eat it!"
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3.10.1.90 : Why did cows fell over and bulls didn't when the earthquake hit
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3.10.1.91 : Cat wishes for red satin sheets and mice wishes for rollerblading when they were in heaven
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3.10.1.92 : Bear used to have a long tail, but it was snapped off when the bear stick his tail in the water for too long
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3.10.1.93 : White horse fell in the mud and got all black
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3.10.1.94 : Three mice were sent to university to learn about the differnt kinds of cheese
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3.10.1.95 : Why did the monkey fall out of tree
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3.10.1.96 : The new dog bra
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3.10.1.97 : Rabbit eats carrots that are taste pithy
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3.10.1.98 : Why do ducks have flat feet
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3.10.1.99 : If horses wear horse shoes, what do camels wear
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3.10.1.100 : How do you catch a squirrel?
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3.10.1.101 : The nearsighted turtle
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3.10.1.102 : What's black and white, has four legs and goes "Arf, arf"
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3.10.1.103: How do you keep a camel from dying in the desert
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3.10.1.104: How did the chicken get across the street?
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3.10.1.105: What do you know when you find bones on the moon?
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3.10.1.106: What do you call a chicken skin-diver?
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3.10.1.107: Cow that could give no milk is called udder failure
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3.10.1.108: How do you kill a skunk?
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3.10.1.109: What chases a lizard across the desert?
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3.10.1.110: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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3.10.1.111: What do you called a dog without legs that is on a leash?
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3.10.1.112: What do cats eat for breakfast?
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3.10.1.113: What do you call frozen dog poop?
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3.10.1.114: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
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3.10.1.115: Why couldn't the corgi pay his bill?
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3.10.1.116: Bike and Duck Joke
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3.10.1.117: I See Moleasses
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3.10.1.118: 3 Legged Dog Joke
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3.10.1.119: 3 Legged Dog Joke
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3.10.1.120: Man walks faster than horse and buggy
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3.10.1.121: Man throws snail across the street
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3.10.1.122: What is the difference between a duck?
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3.10.1.123: Boy keeps a talking frog instead of asking for a wish
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3.10.1.124: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a silkworm?
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3.10.1.125: What do you call a cow standing on the side of a hill?
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3.10.1.126: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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3.10.1.127: Chicken rides on cow and gets licked
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3.10.1.128: Rabbit brings manure to buzzard's garden
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3.10.1.129: How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
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3.10.1.130: Why did the rabbit salute the refrigerator?
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3.10.1.131: Monkey wants soap because he's a typewriter
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3.10.1.132: Mice train professors to bring them food
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3.10.1.133: Statue mistaken for horse
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3.10.1.134: When the log rolls over, we will die
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3.10.2 : Air Animals
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3.10.2.1 : What is a bird after he is four days old
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3.10.2.2 : What to call seagull that will not eat grasshoppers
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3.10.2.3 : Bee ended up in the pail of milk for flying through a cow's ear
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3.10.2.4 : Parrot keeps saying "Who is it?" when the plumber comes to the door
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3.10.2.5 : Parrot asks 'What did the poor turcky do' after it was put in a freezer
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3.10.2.6 : Which fly in the kitchen is the cowboy fly
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3.10.2.7 : What did the bird say when his umbrella broke in the rain
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3.10.2.8 : How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb
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3.10.2.9 : The last thing that enters a bug's mind when it hits the windshield
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3.10.2.10 : Parrot sings every time a candle is put under its body
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3.10.2.11 : How did the bumblebee break his leg
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3.10.2.12 : Parrot would say "Someone's gonna get it" wherever the owner brought home a woman
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3.10.2.13 : Baby bird says my end stinks too, but it doesn't tell me where to go
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3.10.2.14 : Parakeet calls out Jesus when it saw a burglar
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3.10.2.15 : Why is the sky so high
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3.10.2.16 : Bee flying backward sounds zub, zub, zub
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3.10.2.17 : Eagle has a wingspan of feet when it is flying toward or away from the sun
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3.10.2.18 : Sparrow was saved by the cow poop, but eaten by the cat
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3.10.2.19 : The milamore bird
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3.10.2.20 : Which sport do mosquitoes like best
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3.10.2.21 : Parrot and magician causes the ship to explode and they were the only two to survive
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3.10.2.22 : Have you heard of the Mile Or More bird?
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3.10.2.23 : How a crane got its blue eyes
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3.10.2.24: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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3.10.2.25: What do you call a fly with no wings?
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3.10.2.26: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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3.10.2.27: Why are black birds black?
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3.10.2.28: Have you ever tried to milk an eagle?
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3.10.3 : Sea Animals (frogs)
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3.10.3.1 : Why does the ocean roar?
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3.10.3.2 : Snail wants a car with the letter "S" painted on the hood
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3.10.3.3 : What's green and goes through walls
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3.10.3.4 : Wide-mouthed frog asks other animals what do they feed their babies
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3.10.3.5 : What's green and has sixteen wheels
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3.10.3.6 : What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour
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3.10.3.7 : Frog got a loan for having a Knick-Knack, Patty Black as a collateral
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3.10.3.8: How do you eat a frog?
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3.10.3.9: What is green and lays in the swamp?
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3.10.3.10: How do you catch a fish?
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3.10.3.11: Moby Pickle Joke
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3.10.3.12: Catching fish with dynamite
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3.10.3.13: Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
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3.11: Dialect Jokes
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3.11.1 : Portagee threw the wrong butt out the window.
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3.11.2 : Man is called Danish s of a b
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3.11.3 : War'd ya git such a gargeous arrange farmal. (Southern Utah)
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3.11.4 : Aye, a' ae oo
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3.11.5 : Teacher asks student to spell "orse."
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3.11.6 : German needs car name from Japanese man quickly; Japanese asks "Dat soon?"
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3.11.7 : "I'm the vindow viper, and I came to vash your vindows."
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3.11.8 : Japanese man yells 'Surprise!' after told he was in charge of supplies
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3.11.9 : After soldier going through such a difficult task force, Admiral goes 'Ah-so, verdy interesting' in Japanese sound
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3.11.10 : "Yuki-mashou" literally means "let's snow “ in Japanese
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3.11.11 : How do you spell 'Virgin' in German? (Gudenteit)
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3.11.12 : To many cooks ruin the Viscisqua (stew)
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3.11.13 : Farmer who stood up to bear his testimony in Southern Idaho twangs
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3.11.14 : "Oh Wa Ta Gu Si Am" in Japanese and "Oh what a goose I am" in English
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3.11.15 : What do you call a bra in German? (Keepemfromfloppen)
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3.11.16: Run Sheep Run
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3.11.17: How do you say an index finger in Chinese?
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3.11.18: How do you say cemetery in africa?
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3.11.19: Teli-jardin (Spanish)
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3.11.20: Deaf people saying "all of you"
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3.11.21: Deaf people saying "will you burry me?"
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3.11.22: Have you got a rigor?
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3.11.23: Chinese man has cataracts, but doesn't understand
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3.11.24: How do you say "cemetary" in Africa? (Spanish)
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3.11.25: How do you say atomic bomb in Chinese? (Spanish)
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3.11.26: How do you say "pistol" in Arabic? (Spanish)
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3.11.27: How do you say "index finder" in Chinese? (Spanish)
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3.12: Joke Fads
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3.12.1: Knock, Knock
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3.12.1.1 : "Banana who" and "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
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3.12.1.2 : "Car go beep, beep, run over Easter Bunny."
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3.12.1.3 : "You've forgotten me already."
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3.12.1.4 : "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning."
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3.12.1.5 : Wrong person starts joke
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3.12.1.6 : Geronimo my lawn
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3.12.1.7 : "Tick' em up, I'm a tongue tied wobber"
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3.12.1.8 : Michael Jackson
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3.12.1.9 : I didn't know you could Yodel
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3.12.1.10 : "Stella nother ether rabbit"
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3.12.1.11 : You ripped that pants and you'll pay for them
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3.12.1.12 : I swallowed my gum
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3.12.1.13 : "Who goes there" and "That's what I asked you"
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3.12.1.14 : Let us in and you'll find out
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3.12.1.15 : I love you (Olive you)
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3.12.1.16 : Aren't you coming out to play
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3.12.1.17 : "A mosquito bit me" and "He bit me again"
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3.12.1.18 : "Boo Who?" and Don't cry!
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3.12.1.19 : "Madam who" and I caught my damn foot in the door
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3.12.1.20 : "Butch your arms around me and Jimmy a little kiss"
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3.12.1.21 : Ben Hur an hour waiting for you
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3.12.1.22 : Anita roll of toilet paper
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3.12.1.23 : Spray water on John the Baptist
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3.12.1.24 : Tired of hearing these dumb knock knock jokes
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3.12.1.25 : Easter Bunny
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3.12.1.26 : How knock knock started
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3.12.1.27 : A motorcycle doesn't have doors
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3.12.1.28 : Repeat who?
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3.12.1.29 : "Jeremy Allan Swensen"
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3.12.1.30 : O.J. who? "You're on the jury"
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3.12.1.31: Tarzan stripes forever
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3.12.1.32: "I'm a mormon"
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3.12.1.33: Scotty the tissue man
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3.12.1.34: "I love that joke"
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3.12.1.35: Dishes me and dishes you
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3.12.1.36: Lettuce in, it's cold out here
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3.12.1.37: Interrupting cow who?
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3.12.1.38: Ketchup who?
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3.12.1.39: Celeste time I tell you to open this door
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3.12.1.40: Isabelle on a bicycle necessary
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3.12.1.41: Doctor who?
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3.12.1.42: Reverse Knock-Knock Joke
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3.12.2: O. J. Simpson
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3.12.2.1 : O.J. Simpson got his commercial at Limo company and their saying is “We’ll get you there with time to kill!”
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3.12.2.2 : O.J. Simpson new password is slash slash backslash escape
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3.12.2.3 : O.J. Simpson asks if he could have his gloves back after the case is closed
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3.12.2.4 : O.J. Simpson dresses up because he thought he was going to the Cancun
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3.12.2.5 : O.J. Simpson's e-mail is backslash backslash escape
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3.12.2.6 : Why are people returning O.J. Simpson halloween costumes?
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3.12.2.7 : What do you have when you put O.J. Simpson, Magic Johnson and Mike Tyson in the same room?
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3.12.2.8 : O.J. Simpson thinks his wife's murderer is a golfer?
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3.12.2.9 : What do O.J. Simpson and Denver have in common?
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3.12.2.10 : What was the first question that O.J. Simpson asked after he heard the verdict?
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3.12.2.11 : O.J. Simpson was driving white bronco on the day he was arrested
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3.12.2.12 : O.J. Simpson was innocent because his brother Bart confessed
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3.12.2.13 : People stops drinking orange juices because they heard that O.J. can kill them
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3.12.2.14 : O.J. Simpson is letting out for Thanksgiving because he is the only one who knows how to carve the white meat in his family
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3.12.2.15 : Did you hear that O.J. Simpson confessed? (They squeezed it out of him)
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3.12.2.16 : What did Mike Tyson have for breakfast? (O.J)
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3.12.2.17 : What is O.J. Simpson's wife, Nichole, going to a costume party as?
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3.12.2.18 : What did Michael Jackson say to O.J. Simpson when he was arrested?
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3.12.2.19 : Difference between John Elway and Al Collins
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3.12.2.20 : Difference between O.J. Simpson and Christopher Reeves
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3.12.2.21 : What's the worst kind of juice for you? (O.J.)
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3.12.3: Rock Hudson
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3.12.3.1 : Did you hear that the Statue of Liberty has AIDS from Hudson?
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3.12.3.2 : Rock Hudson didn't die of aids, but from food poisoning
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3.12.3.3 : What did Rock Hudson and Len Bias have in common?
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3.12.3.4 : Rock Hudson instantly disappeared when someone in front of him bent over to pick up something
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3.12.3.5 : Who is the most nervous man in California? ("The Rock")
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3.12.3.6: Rock Hudson was born in Illinois and 'reared' in California
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3.12.3.7: Rock Hudson's wallet was found, but (person on the joke) picture was in it
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3.12.3.8: Why did Rock Hudson divorce his wife?
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3.12.4: Elephant Jokes
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3.12.4.1: What did the stream say when an elephant sat in it?
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3.12.4.2: Why do elephants have flat feet?
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3.12.4.3: When an elephant has been in your refrigerator
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3.12.4.4: When an elephant is on her period
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3.12.4.5: What do you call a female elephant that hitch-hikes?
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3.12.4.6: How does an elephant get across the lake?
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3.12.4.7: Why is it dangerous to walk through the forest at five o'clock?
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3.12.4.8: How many elephants can you get in a Volkswagen?
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3.12.4.9: Why does an elephant lay on its back?
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3.12.4.10: How can you tell if there's an elephant in a bed with you?
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3.12.4.11: What is gray and stamps out jungle fires?
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3.12.4.12: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
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3.12.4.13: Why do elephants sit on marshmallows?
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3.12.4.14: Cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter
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3.12.4.15: How do you shoot a white elephant?
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3.12.4.16: When an elephant has broken into your house?
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3.12.4.17: Why do elephants have pink eyes?
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3.12.4.18: How do you get down from an elephant?
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3.12.4.19: Difference between a chicken and an elephant
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3.12.4.20: Why do elephants wear tennis shoes?
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3.12.4.21: Similarity between a plum and an elephant
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3.12.4.22: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
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3.12.4.23: How many pancakes can you fit into an elephant's ear?
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3.12.4.24: Difference between elephants and grapes
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3.12.4.25: How to captured elephants using a binocular and a tweezer
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3.12.4.26: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
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3.12.4.27: Why did Jane say when she saw elephants coming over the hill? (Tarzan and Jane)
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3.12.4.28: When an elephant had a diarrhea
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3.12.4.29: Why are pygmies so short?
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3.12.4.30: How do you lift an elephant?
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3.12.4.31: Why did the elephant marry the ant?
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3.12.4.32: Why do elephants have round feet?
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3.12.4.33: Why do elephants have a short tail?
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3.12.4.34: Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup
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3.12.4.35: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
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3.12.4.36: Why don't elephants take ballet lessons?
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3.12.4.37: A womb is an elephant fart
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3.12.4.38: If an elephant front legs were going sixty miles an hour, what were the back legs going
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3.12.4.39: How do you get an elephant to fly
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3.12.4.40: Why do elephants have wrinkles?
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3.12.4.41: Why doesn't elephants drink martini?
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3.12.4.42: Why did the elephant paint a white stripe down his back?
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3.12.4.43: Elephant can't understand how a man can breathe through his little thing
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3.12.4.44: What is the black stuff between elephant's toes? (slow native)
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3.12.4.45: How do you get out of an elephant's nose?
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3.12.4.46: How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
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3.12.4.47: What is red and has large ears?
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3.12.4.48: How do you kill an elephant?
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3.12.4.49: Difference between an elephant and an egg
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3.12.4.50: How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag?
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3.12.5: Chuck Norris
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3.12.5.1 : Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking his space
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3.12.5.2: Chuck Norris has more money than you even if you have the same money as him
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3.12.5.3: Chuck Norris doesn't help, he waits.
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3.12.5.4: "Get Smart" is about Chuck Norris with a bb gun
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3.12.5.5: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he never cries
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3.12.5.6: Chuck Norris went back in time to stop JFK assassination
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3.12.5.7: Chuck Norris's sperm created a semi-truck known as Optimus Prime
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3.12.5.8: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
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3.12.5.9: Chuck Norris has a grisly bear carpet that isn't dead, but too afraid to move.
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3.12.5.10: Chuck Norris spent an awkward silence waiting for the wheel to stop spinning at the Wheel of Fortune for 30 minutes.
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3.12.5.11: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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3.12.5.12: Chuck Norris went sky diving without a parachute, but never to do it again.
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3.12.5.13: "Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris; He was lucky to leave with a warning"
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3.12.5.14: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number; You answered the wrong phone.
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3.12.5.15: Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just won't put up with any of lactose's crap.
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3.12.5.16: When the boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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3.12.5.17: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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3.12.5.18: They once had a showing of Walker Ranger in 3-D; There were no survivors.
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3.12.5.19: Superman Wears Chuck Norris Underwear
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3.12.5.20: Chuck Norris and Pangea
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3.12.5.21: Chuck Norris's Grenade
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3.12.5.22: Chuck Norris-saurus
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3.12.5.23: Chuck Norris and Cyanide
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3.12.0: Miscellaneous
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3.12.0.1 : "Asks me if I'm an alligator."
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3.12.0.2 : Termite eats Noah's ark and says, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
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3.12.0.3 : "Does that mean you're single?"
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3.12.0.4 : It was so hot yesterday that Lee Majors had to crawl under Farrahs Fawcett
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3.12.0.5 : What do you call two black motorcycle cops?
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3.12.0.6 : What do you get when you squeeze two little green balls together?
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3.12.0.7 : What do you get when you have two little green balls in your hand?
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3.13: Didactic Jokes
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3.13.1 : Lazy bum will not eat corn because it is not shucked
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3.13.2 : Little Burned Face poetically describes chief and is therefore chosen to be bride
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3.13.3 : Girl chosen as wife because she does not waste any cheese
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3.13.4 : Homely girl moves broom instead of stepping over it; therefore chosen prince's wife
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3.13.5 : Little boy let air out of truck's tires so it can go under bridge
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3.13.6 : Lady makes sign that says "Pisen Spring" to advertise pies; travelers think it means poison springs
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3.13.7 : Man convinces himself that attendant will ask $150 as deposit; he does not use jack he needs
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3.13.8 : Young girl fantasizes about marriage; spills milk that will make dreams come true
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3.13.9 : Boy breaks younger brother's kite; racked with guilt even though his brother told him to forget about it
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3.13.10 : Man shuns younger brother for friends; friends will not help him when his wife purposely gets him in trouble
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3.13.11 : Lady buys new clothes for dirty boy; tells him to bathe and boy becomes popular
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3.13.12 : Little boy steals pencil; lead to more serious crimes until finally murders man
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3.13.13 : Father gets very angry at liquor retailers when daughter is killed in automobile accident; finds out that daughter had taken his own liquor
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3.13.14 : Marine confronts dying old man by pretending to be son, even though he really was not
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3.13.15 : Father asks sons to break bundle of sticks. First tries to break whole bundle and fails. Second breaks sticks separately
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3.13.16 : Sheepherder cries "wolf" twice when there were no wolves; when wolves did come, the people would not help him
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3.13.17 : Farmer spends all money buying big car that breaks down; other farmer spends just little money on smaller, more reliable car
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3.13.18 : Silver bells, which only ring when gift given with pure heart place on alter; ring when small girl places silver coin on alter
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3.13.19 : Don't lie to your mother because she knows it all
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3.13.20 : It takes a lot of foreplay to get a (explicit) wet.
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3.13.21 : Four out of five people would prefer Wheaties
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3.13.22 : Look both ways before you cross the street
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3.13.23 : Sure and steady wins the race
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3.13.24 : "You can't hide what you are so be yourself"
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3.13.25 : "You can't send a knight out on a dog"
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3.13.26: Mutts would clean the dishes with their tongues
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3.13.27: You have to pay for everything in this life whether you want to or not
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3.13.28: The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour (Don't cheat)
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3.13.29: You know who your friends are when the chips are down.
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3.13.30: I have not yet begun to fight!
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3.13.31: Some people are so heavenly minded they are of no earthly worth
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3.13.32: Man moves accross the street after 80 years
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3.13.33: "Don't mess with grandpa when he's been drinking"
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3.0: Miscellaneous
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3.0.1 : Small dirty Neanderthal man lift up arm; able to drag off good looking woman
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3.0.2 : Prisoners shout out numbers instead of repeating jokes
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3.0.3 : Man picks up hitch-hiker who says she is witch
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3.0.4 : Old lady says, "Come in," after knocking on some wood
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3.0.5 : Boy working in store used clever comebacks to stay out of trouble
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3.0.6 : "I left my cigarettes at the bar."
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3.0.7 : What has red nose and lives in test tube?
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3.0.8 : "My parents were so poor they couldn't afford to have me, so the neighbors did."
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3.0.9 : Recipe for elephant stew
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3.0.10 : Recipe for stuffing
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3.0.11 : City ordinance in Sugar City that you can not spit in Rexburg
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3.0.12 : How to lose ten pounds of ugly fat
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3.0.13 : Where trucks would meet
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3.0.14 : What King Kong uses for roll-on deodorant
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3.0.15 : Cross LSD with birth control pills
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3.0.16 : How you know if a plane is from North Dakota
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3.0.17 : Inside Jokes
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3.0.18 : Butt Cheeks
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3.0.19 : Yule Gibbons won't be on TV for a while because he ate the camera
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3.0.20 : Glue everyone on the wall with a glue
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3.0.21 : Last page of the book said 'Sucker'
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3.0.22 : Antlers were male deer
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3.0.23 : Tell secrets as you fart
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3.0.24 : Grandma was followed home every night after work
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3.0.25 : "We'll catch them with their pants down"
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3.0.26 : "Don't laugh at this wall, the joke is in your hand"
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3.0.27 : Why shouldn't you wear snow boots in the house
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3.0.28 : "It's their runway, let them check it"
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3.0.29 : This seat is taken
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3.0.30 : A woman grew an inch of bust line whenever a man say no to her proposal
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3.0.31 : Why do tampons have strings?
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3.0.32 : A man and an old lady fights for a parking space
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3.0.33 : An outhouse was moved to a concrete island with a sign saying 'For Sale'
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3.0.34 : What do Michael Jackson and Steve Sax have in common?
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3.0.35 : How do you top a car?
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3.0.36 : A woman mistakenly unzipped a man’s pant when she was trying to unzip her pant from behind
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3.0.37 : How do you make Budweiser?
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3.0.38 : The joke meter
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3.0.39 : How do you make a handkerchief dance?
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3.0.40 : How come you can't get lost in San Francisco?
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3.0.41 : List of Halloween jokes
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3.0.42 : A talking muffin
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3.0.43 : Comic of fish in a blender
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3.0.44 : You Might be an Owens if...
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4.1: Rounds
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4.1.1: Antonio, tell us a story..
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4.1.2 : Said Brigham Young to Brigham Old, "Twas a dark and stormy night..."
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4.1.3 : Four men sitting around the campfire and one goes let’s tell each other ghost stories. Once there were four men..
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4.1.4 : A soldier rode up to Jack and said, "Tell us a story Jack...."
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4.1.5 : Shorty said to Tally, "Will you please read me a story..."
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4.1.6 : Scout master suggested telling ghost stories and asked Jack to tell some
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4.1.7 : Some Indians were sitting around their campfire when chief rose and said "Tell us a story..."
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4.1.8 : Sam, tell us a story..
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4.1.9 : Papa bird and mama bird had a baby bird and baby bird later becomes a papa bird
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4.2: Catch Tales
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4.2.1 : Patience, jackass, patience
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4.2.2 : 1q, 2q, 3q, 4q, 5q..
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4.2.3 : Brick layer has one extra brick and throws it away. Poodle that was thrown out of plane is found with a brick in its mouth
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4.2.4 : Pea Green Soup
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4.2.5 : What's up doc?
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4.2.6 : What do you call little box in front of car?
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4.2.7 : Person has invisible little brother in their pocket and asks someone to hold his coat while he does tricks
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4.2.8 : Man travels all around world looking for Siberian Peach Pie. When finally finds some, he orders another kind of pie
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4.2.9 : Four kids go to scary house; one dies of shock. Two weeks later, one gets burned to death after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks after that, one gets stabbed after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks later, last receives letter to beware of dark
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4.2.10 : Pulling a leg, just like I’m pulling yours.
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4.2.11 : A bunch of bull just like the rest of the story
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4.2.12 : Man takes wife's golden arm from grave; wife then appears to him demanding arm
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4.2.13 : Little boys dress as ghosts and scare people when they take dime from house
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4.2.14 : Doctor slept in attic of couple's house. During night, doctor woke up and found man standing over him with knife; man cut down ham
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4.2.15 : "Shut up [butt], I know what I'm doing!"
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4.2.16 : Man drops watch in lake and big fish swallows it. Later catches big fish and finds fish guts inside
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4.2.17 : Boy dropped coin in lake. Several years later, he caught fish and while cleaning it, struck something hard
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4.2.18 : "I want my liver."
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4.2.19 : The wise missionary
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4.3: Unfinished Tales
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4.3.1 : Penguin is able to swim in cold water because he says, "Radio, radio..." under his breath
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4.3.2 : Man kills wife when she asks him why he keeps black alligator in white pool and white alligator in black pool
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4.3.3 : Boy asks for Ping-Pong balls when he advances from grade to grade in school
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4.3.4 : Tin is bended and now my story's ended
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4.3.5 : Drunken worker is about to stab boss when boss dives for crack in tent and wakes up
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4.0: Miscellaneous
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4.0.1: Man is kidnapped by gypsies while on his way to nail store
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5.1: Tales Dealing with Animals
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5.1.1: Hunting Tales
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5.1.1.1: Hunter kills bear so big that it's head was in Arkansas and it's tail was in Gulf of Mexico
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5.1.1.2 : Man catches twelve turkeys and kills two foxes, twelve geese, twelve ducks, and rabbit when his gun explodes
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5.1.1.3 : Man shoots five deer which were standing in line
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5.1.1.4 : Deer rubs itself against tree until there is nothing left but neck and head
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5.1.1.5 : Man kills wounded elk by lassoing it and winding it around tree and then slitting it's throat
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5.1.1.6 : Man shoots deer with cherry stones as shot. The next year, he sees deer with cherry tree growing out of head
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5.1.1.7 : Man kills buffalo and then crawls inside carcass to keep warm during snowstorm
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5.1.1.8 : Man can not decide which turkey to shoot so he aims between them; bullet splits and kills both of them
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5.1.1.9 : Man was such good shot that he salted his bullet so meat would not spoil before he got to it
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5.1.1.10 : Man outruns father while being chased by a bear
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5.1.1.11 : Man slit deer's throat while sliding on ice
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5.1.1.12 : Man killed buffalo and got into carcass to stay warm; carcass froze and he could not get out. Started thinking of all bad things he had done; felt so guilty and small that he could crawl out of carcass
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5.1.1.13 : Man cuts deer throat while riding on it's back
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5.1.1.14 : [People] on opossum hunt run into bear; crippled old man runs so fast that beat dogs home
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5.1.2: Fishing Tales
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5.1.2.1 : Man catches big fish after it had gotten away once
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5.1.2.2 : Fish follows man everywhere he goes; fish falls in ditch and drowns
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5.1.2.3 : Man catches fish using chicken for bait, hay hook for hook, and block and tackle as line
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5.1.2.4 : A-30-pound fish was caught using a cable
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5.1.2.5 : A big fish was cut open and there was a boy's arm in its belly
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5.1.2.6 : Man discovered 300 pounds catfish, but never able to catch it
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5.1.2.7 : Fishing hook got snagged on a car in the water and a fish would roll up the window every time a man tries to unsnag the hook.
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5.1.3: Wild Animals
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5.1.3.1: Man plays violin to keep wolves from attacking him
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5.1.3.2 : Man turns attacking bear inside out
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5.1.3.3 : Hillside Galoots are animals that have two legs that are shorter so they can stand straight on hills
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5.1.3.4 : Man disguises wolf trap by pouring urine from female dog in heat on it
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5.1.3.5 : Man milks bear in dark instead of cow
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5.1.3.6 : Man who lost horse, roped bear and rode it into town
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5.1.3.7 : Two old hunters lure bears into cabin so young man can skin bears
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5.1.3.8 : Man catches rattlesnakes with bare hands
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5.1.3.9 : Man who is surrounded gets away by turning mountain lion inside out and then throwing it at bear and tiger; knocking them into river where alligator eats them
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5.1.3.10 : Mosquitoes drain blood from two sheep
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5.1.3.11 : Mosquitoes are so thick that smoke from fire can not rise
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5.1.3.12 : Mosquitoes puncture spare tire of car
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5.1.3.13 : Mosquitoes' stingers so long they went through side of water tank
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5.1.3.14 : Mosquitoes carry off wagon and several sheep
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5.1.3.15 : Two mosquitoes say they had better eat person there; so big one would not get the person
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5.1.3.16 : Tarantula as big as steering wheel crawled across road
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5.1.3.17 : Rattlesnake bites drunken man and dies because of alcohol
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5.1.3.18 : Man takes grasshopper from rattlesnake; gives whiskey as trade
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5.1.3.19 : Mosquitoes are so big they have landing strip and air show
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5.1.3.20 : Bear tries to shake ranger out of tree; when ranger does not fall, bear gets beaver
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5.1.3.21 : Kanackity cat is cross between cat and skunk
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5.1.3.22 : Man being chased in circles around stump by bear cuts the bear off piece by piece and feeds it to itself
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5.1.3.23 : Trapper kills wolf that is so big that when slung over a horse, tail drags on one side and nose on other side
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5.1.3.24 : Man escapes wolves by throwing meat to them while running away
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5.1.3.25 : Men see catfish size of small truck
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5.1.3.26 : Man puts on track shoes to outrun his friend while being chased by a bear
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5.1.3.27 : Man is on a run from a gorilla chased, but only to find out that it was just a Tag game
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5.1.4: Domestic Animals
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5.1.4.1 : Hunting dog able to smell bear hairs, flush out Bob White birds, and cries when hunter misses
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5.1.4.2 : Dog went into pocket but could not be found. Next spring, hunter found skeleton of dog still in point
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5.1.4.3 : Coon dog so smart it would find coon to fit stretching board
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5.1.4.4 : Man yells "Whoa!" while Indians are eating his reliable horse; horse stopped and choked Indians
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5.1.4.5 : Man yells "Whoa!" just before he and horse hit ground; horse stops mid-air
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5.1.4.6 : Wise old horse goes to blacksmith when it's horseshoes are too tight
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5.1.4.7 : Two cats tied together by tails; hung over clothes line. In morning, there is nothing left but knot in tails
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5.1.4.8 : Horses freeze to death when corn in field pops because of heat
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5.1.4.9 : Sid the horseman made a jump that nobody else could on a horse.
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5.2: Remarkable Person
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5.2.1 : Boy will not go to town with friends because he will not wash his hands and face
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5.2.2 : Friends of student who drinks a lot put intestines of cadaver in toilet to get student to stop drinking
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5.2.3. : Man dug so many post holes in one day that it took three days to walk home
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5.2.4 : Man hangs upside down in hayloft for three weeks
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5.2.5 : Man cuts hundred acre field in four days
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5.2.6 : Man can carry two salt barrels that usually take two men to lift one barrel
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5.2.7 : Man rode into camp on bear with rattlesnake as whip and had mountain lion on shoulder
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5.2.8 : Man jumps, does flip, touches ceiling, does another flip and then lands on feet
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5.2.9 : Man throws a jake staff out of rolling truck and kills elk with it
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5.2.10 : Man outruns Indians on horseback
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5.2.11 : Man out-drove storm but back of wagon filled with snow
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5.2.12 : Man turns down ride in car because he is in hurry
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5.2.13 : Boy outruns snake and leaves shape of boy in screen door
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5.2.14 : Old people were quick-frozen to save food in winter
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5.2.15 : Man tells another man time twenty years after second man had asked him
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5.2.16 : Man crossed milkweed with strawberries to provide strawberries and cream from vine
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5.2.17 : Man figures exactly how many nails are required to build home
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5.2.18 : "I don't know the man in the robes, but the man next to him is so and so."
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5.2.19 : Man who never gets nervous, gets in saddle backwards when dam breaks
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5.2.20 : Man bakes biscuits with sand in them so he will not have to cook anymore
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5.2.21 : Man fights dog while he's buried up to waist; bites dog's nose to win
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5.2.22 : Railroad camp is so bad that dead men were eaten for breakfast
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5.2.23 : One Siamese twin has heart attack but other dies from it
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5.2.24 : Russian Jew wants to immigrate to Israel, brings statue head with him
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5.2.25 : Daughter writes a check of $1500 instead of giving cash as requested by her deceased dad
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5.2.26 : A woman bets $500,000 that she can get the Preside of the Bank to drop his pant in front of everyone
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5.2.27 : A sales clerk didn't care who pays for the merchandise so the customers just walked out without paying
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5.2.28 : A man borrowed ten dollars, but he didn't have to pay it back to make it even
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5.2.29: A man uses his wooden leg to save himself from the Indians
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5.3: Plants, Fruits and Vegetables
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5.3.1 : Trees twisted because chipmunk ran around branches of it while owl sat on top looking for chipmunk
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5.3.2 : Trees twisted because ratchet worm would twist top of tree
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5.3.3 : "Your friend will be a vegetable for the rest of his life"
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5.3.4 : What's green, wears a cape and flies through the air?
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5.3.5 : What did the banana say to the carrot?
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5.3.6 : What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
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5.3.7 : How do you get vegetables out of the wheel chair?
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5.3.8: Why did the plane crash? (Because the pilot was a tomato)
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5.3.9: What is red and goes up and down?
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5.4: Geography and Topography
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5.4.1 : Mountains echo so much that girl yelled at night and it came back just in time to wake her up in morning
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5.4.2 : Land so flat that can see forty miles when standing on sardine can
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5.4.3 : Texas corn so big that twenty-nine crows can stand on one ear
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5.4.4 : Swimming pool shaped like footprint made by Paul Bunyan
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5.4.5 : Water so hard that magnet is used to draw it to surface
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5.4.6 : Water drains clockwise north of equator and counter clockwise south of it
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5.5: Weather and Climate
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5.5.1 : Steer blown against fence so long that starved to death
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5.5.2 : Valley so cold that railroad tracks huddle together to stay warm
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5.5.3 : North wind hits suddenly and freezes water mid-air
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5.5.4 : So cold mercury in thermometer broke through bottom and ran six inches down broom handle
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5.5.5 : Snow so deep that people have to crawl down chimneys
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5.5.6 : Freeze comes so fast that herds of cattle would freeze and then thaw in Spring
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5.5.7 : Wind drives piece of straw through fence post
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5.5.8 : When wind stopped blowing, telephone pole fell over
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5.5.9 : Snow so deep that you could walk over fences
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5.5.10: All four seasons can be seen in one hour
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5.5.11 : So hot that dog was chasing coyote and both were walking
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5.5.12 : Wind and dust so thick that gophers were burrowing fifteen feet in air
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5.5.13 : Wind blew so hard that fence in Alberta was blown mile into Saskatchewan
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5.5.14 : Farmers plow using sharp-shod horses so they will not slip on ice in Spring
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5.5.15 : Man ties horse to pole in winter; chinook came and melted snow and man found horse tied to steeple
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5.5.16 : Horse have to run to keep sleigh runners on snow during chinook winds
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5.5.17 : Man flung saddle across post in winter; chinook melted snow and saddle was on top of telephone pole
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5.5.18 : Man took wife to doctor when reins frozen. When got to town, ground was dry and when they got home dog died of thirst
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5.5.19 : People were lying on ground because wind had stopped blowing
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5.5.20 : Farmers' only crop is rocks and they have to set traps to catch them
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5.5.21 : Got so hot that corn in field popped and mule froze to death
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5.5.22 : Bale of hay freezes in mid-air and comes down three months later
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5.5.23 : Fence riders find cowboy buried up to hat by sand storm with horse underneath him
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5.5.24 : One winter it snowed seventy feet and froze all buffalo
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5.6: Absurd Logic or Lack of Logic
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5.6.1 : Harness that is wet stretches but dries next day and pulls wagon in two
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5.6.2 : Boy without navel given one by using Phillip's screw driver
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5.6.3 : Man makes hot chili, takes crap and year later find coyotes still warming hands over it
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5.6.4 : Skin of deer shot in light of moon and keeps stretching; skin of deer shot in dark keeps shrinking
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5.6.5 : Train keeps backing up because it is afraid of ladies' umbrellas
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5.6.6 : Bourbon, blonde and barefoot boy
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5.6.7 : Airplanes dump green paint over submarines so periscopes will not work. As result, submarines go higher until they can be shot out of air
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5.6.8 : Hodja says that neighbor's pan had died so he could not return it
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5.6.9 : Boy keeps adding water to pot of rice until whole camp is filled with it
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5.6.10: Man tries to read newspaper to cover up illiteracy but it is upside down
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5.6.11 : Lady grabs boy in store thinking it is her son who had died earlier. Boy ends up buying groceries
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5.6.12 : Man leaning on shovel will hit the dog that peed on him because he didn't have another shovel
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5.6.13 : Man turned cows upside down to milk them so he could get cream
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5.6.14 : Tourist will not believe that cat is knocking down boulder to prevent avalanche
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5.6.15 : Carpenter hits thumb again to teach it lesson for getting hit first time
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5.6.16 : Lady signed all of checks and then lost checkbook
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5.6.17 : Mosquito so large, it landed in an airport and got filled with gas
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5.6.18 : Smartest man in the world takes boy scouts backpack instead of parachute
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5.6.19 : Man didn't believe that he had picked up a witch hitch-hiking
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5.6.20 : If you don't have a lawnmower, you must be a (explicit)
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5.0: Miscellaneous
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5.0.1 : Pregnant lady says she was not in condition when she got on slow moving train
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5.0.2 : Young man loses engagement ring and then digs up mountain looking for it
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5.0.3 : Man removes body and gets in coffin to see how comfortable it is
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5.0.4 : Inexperienced nurse causes patient's foot to become crippled because she gave wrong shot
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Subject Terms

  • Folklore archives--Utah.
  • Folklore--West (U.S.)
  • Shaggy-dog stories--Folklore.
  • Tales.
  • Tall tales
  • Wit and humor--Folklore.

Corporate Names

  • Utah State University. Folklore Program. (contributor)