Guide to the USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes,
1969-2011

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Overview of the Collection

Creator: Fife Folklore Archives
Title: USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes
Dates: 1969-2011 ( inclusive )
Quantity: ca. 2000 items
Collection Number: USU_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 4: Tales and Jokes
Summary: Jokes and folktales collected by undergraduate students in USU (1969 to present) and BYU (1969 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S.
Repository: Utah State University. Merrill-Cazier Library. Special Collections and Archives
Fife Folklore Archives

Merrill-Cazier Library
Utah State University
3000 Old Main Hill
Logan, UT 84322-3000
Phone: 435 797-2663
Fax: 435 797-2880
Email: scweb@usu.edu

Languages: Collection materials are in English. 
Sponsor: Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008

Historical Note

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:

  • Group 1: customs (foodways)
  • Group 2: belief
  • Group 3: speech
  • Group 4: tales and jokes
  • Group 5: songs
  • Group 6: games and pranks
  • Group 7: legends: character, contemporary, etiological, human condition, supernatural non-religious and supernatural religious
  • Group 8: material culture
  • Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Content Description

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 4: Tales and Jokes consists of approximately 1,200 individual items of tales and jokes collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

  • Animal and Object Tales
  • Folktales
  • Jokes
  • Formula Tales
  • Tall Tales

Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives. Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

Use of the Collection

Restrictions on Access :  Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

Restrictions on Use :  Copyright

It is the responsibility of the user to obtain permission to publish from the owner of the copyright (the institution, the creator of the record, the author or his/her transferees, heirs, legates, or literary executors). The user agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Utah State University Libraries, its officers, employees, and agents from and against all claims made by any person asserting that he or she is an owner of copyright.

Patrons must sign and comply with the USU Special Collections and Archives Use Agreement and Reproduction Order form as well as any restrictions placed by the collector or informant(s).

Permission to publish material from the USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.

Preferred Citation :  

USU Student Folklore Genre collection: Tales and Jokes, 1969-2011. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 4, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

Administrative Information

Arrangement :

Arrangement: topical.

Acquisition Information :  

The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 4: Tales and Jokes cover the period from approximately 1969 to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Processing Note :  

Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] Walker and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Nicole Cornwall, 2011. Finding aid created by Randy Williams and Tricia Harrison, December 2002.


Detailed Description of the Collection

1:  Animal and Object Tales
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1: Wild Animals
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1.1: Wild and Domestic Animals
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1.1.1: Animals put coyote in sack to save him from hail. (Navajo)
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.2: Rabbit and lynx become enemies.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.3: Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.4: Kani gets revenge on the saru
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.5: Troll tries to eat goats, but is pushed into water.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.6: Coyote swims porcupine across river in mouth.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.7: Mountain lion tends bear cubs and eats them.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.8: Coyote marries duck then tries to marry his daughter.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.9: Animals race to meeting: first one there is master of all.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.10: Wolf fools sheep with flour on paws.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.11: Little Black Sambo
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.1.12: The Monkeys in the Tree
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.2: Men and Wild Animals
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1.2.1: Fisherman helps turtle who in turn takes fisherman to palace.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.2.2: Boy loses mitten, animal uses it.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.2.3: Man caught in river while running from moose.
.1 (item)
1 1 1.1.2.4: Little Red Riding Hood.
.1 (item)
1 2 1.2: Domestic Animals
Box
Folder
1 2 1.2.1: Dog returns to boy after being sold to rich man.
.1 (item)
1 2 1.2.2: Lamb tricks wild animals so they do not eat him.
.1 (item)
1 2 1.3: Fish and Fowl
1 2 1.4.: Insects
1 2 1.0: Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
1 2 1.0.1: Bean, straw, and glowing coal escape from fire.
.1 (item)

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2:  Folktales
Container(s)
Description
2.1: Magic and Supernatural
Box
Folder
1 3 2.1.1: People
Box
Folder
1 3 2.1.1.1: Very tiny boy saves queen from ogres and in turn is made big. (Japanese)
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.2: Tiny girl found in bamboo shaft. When grown, goes back to moon. (Japanese)
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.3: Chang Er receives pill to make immortal. Flies to moon because husband unfaithful. (Chinese)
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.4: Chang Er cut off ears of children who speak evil of moon. (Vietnamese)
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.5: Ugly daughter abandoned in forest raised by fairies who make her beautiful. Marries a prince.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.6 : Girl given ten dwarfs by fairy. Dwarfs hidden in girl's fingers.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.7: Little Two-Eyes given food and clothes by magic pear tree. Meets and marries a prince.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.8: Food changes to roses in queen's basket.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.9: Peach Boy defeats ogre with help. (Japanese)
.3 (items)
1 3 2.1.1.10: Girl runs away, frees king, helps defeat White Witch, and then returns home.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.11: Grandson has dream of where to find grandfather's fortune.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.12: Gnomes in Taylorsville Canyon eat lost people.
.2 (items)
1 3 2.1.1.13: Man gives daughter away to keep from going to jail.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.14: Boy told to marry king's daughter at fourteen. To prove himself, he has to get three golden hairs from giant.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.15: Girl takes dead man's liver, then told to return it.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.16: Girl pulled into mountain by witch's spell. Lover goes looking for her, never to be seen again.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.17 : Woman gets pig to jump fence using different methods.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.18 : Trolls carve wood into toys if left food.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.19 : Little green man makes wishes come true if capture his hat.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.20 : House brownies do chores if left milk.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.21 : Twelve sons turn to dolphins after swimming from island to island trying to locate parents.
.1 (item)
1 3 2.1.1.22 : Lady will take children not in bed. Thinks they are her own.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2. : Objects and Animals
Box
Folder
1 4 2.1.2.1 : Boy tries to steal cornucopia, but it changes to stick and beats boy when he does something wrong. (Folder 4)
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.2 : Monkey's Paw.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.3 : Fisherman catches fish which grants one wish every year.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.4 : Man gives baby box which produces salt. Baby misuses machine, so salt keeps coming. Father throws box into ocean.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.5 : Sparrow gives helpful woman riches, but gives spiteful woman demons and ogres.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.6 : Dog leads good man to gold, bad man to junk. Dog killed by bad man.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.7 : Farmer's son gets flower from princess by taking hold of eagle that flew over mountain.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.8 : Blind emperor helped serpent get home. Serpent then helped emperor gain sight.
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.9 : Dog with many wishes to be other things realizes dog is best. (Cambodian)
.1 (item)
1 4 2.1.2.10 : Deer grants one wish; man wishes for mother's sight and baby
.1 (item)
Box
Folder
1 5 2.2: Religious
Box
Folder
1 5 2.2.1: Babuscka refuses to go with the Three Wise Men. Every year she wanders around trying to find the child.
.1 (item)
1 5 2.2.2: Reverend refuses to let a poor man into his church. True identity is later identified as God
.1 (item)
1 5 2.2.3: Baby's belly button is God's fingerprint
.1 (item)
1 5 2.3: Novell
Box
Folder
1 5 2.3.1: Young man follows dream and finds wife in orange. She turned into bird with poison pin, but turned back when pin is removed
.1 (item)
1 5 2.3.2 : Young man has leg amputated so fiance, also an amputee, would not be afraid to marry him
.1 (item)
1 5 2.3.3 : Man gets king to stay his execution until king can match insanity blocks. Man set free when king could not accomplish it
.1 (item)
1 5 2.3.4 : Boy who loved stove stowed away in it when it was sold to king. King allowed boy to stay and taught him how to make stoves
.1 (item)
1 5 2.3.5 : Growing town tries to expand into Waking Forest, but trees cracked road and branches fell on people
.1 (item)
1 5 2.3.6 : Epimanondus does stupid things
.1 (item)
1 5 2.4: Stupid Ogre
Box
Folder
1 5 2.4.1: Boy captured by giant gets horn from horny toad and scares giant away
.2 (items)
1 5 2.0: Miscellaneous
3: Jokes and Anecdotes
3.1: Ethnic/Group
1 6-7 3.1.1: African American
Box
Folder
1 6 3.1.1.1: Exoteric
Box
Folder
1 6 3.1.1.1.1: Arrested for leaving scene of accident and breaking and entering.
.3 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.2: Fight fair, [racial epithet]
.2 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.3 : Thump, thump, screech
.4 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.4 : I've only been white for 5 minutes, and I already hate those [racial epithet]
.3 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.5 : Opium
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.6 : Leave my wife alone, and I'll leave your sheep alone. (Rhesus & Liza Lou)
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.7 : Get across, shorty
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.8 : I was goin' to tampa' with you. (Rastus & Liza)
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.9 : Man jumping on the man hold covering
.2 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.10: Spell Albuquerque/Massachusetts to get into heaven
.2 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.11 : Snow White is fairest of them all
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.12 : Angel does not catch black when he falls down
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.13 : I ain't got no dirty [racial epithet] living next to me
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.14 : Everybody on this bus is green
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.15 : Everyone with a living father, step forward
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.16 : Buzz saw does not work. (Rastus & Leroy)
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.17 : BYU football team does not have any running blacks
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.18 : We gets ‘em first
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.19 : Blacks need a nickel to pay fare back to Africa
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.20 : Travel, [racial epithet], travel (T.N.T.)
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.21 : Blacks take suitcase with bobcat in it
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.22 : Black rents basement of outhouse to Pollack
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.23 : Black gets back to earth on installment plan
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.24 : Howard Hughes gives donation to NAACP
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.25 : Only have two pallbearers
.2 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.26 : Garbage trucks turn lights on for funeral
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.27 : I ain't never going to be white again
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.28 : Trolling for alligators
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.29 : Give a [racial epithet] a fur and he thinks he is King Kong
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.30 : Lepra-coon
.2 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.31 : Sure way to cure dandruff
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.32 : Get a black out of a tree
.3 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.33 : Bus full of blacks going over a cliff
.5 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.34 : Worst case of suicide I have ever seen
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.35 : Coon-ary
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.36 : Know how to save a black from drowning
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.37 : Steal more chain than he can swim away with
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.38 : Know when a black is lying
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.39 : Klu Klux Kneivel
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.40 : Black died while drinking milk
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.41 : Smash bowling balls before they hatch
.5 (items)
1 6 3.1.1.1.42 : [Racial epithet] want a watermelon
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.43 : The fathead colonel
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.44 : Do you know what a bastard is?
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.45 : Us [racial epithet] don't dare talk like that
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.46 : Literacy test in Alabama
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.47 : Wait ‘til they start playing cowboys and [expletive]
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.48 : Give me $20 worth of cheap jewelry and show me which way the black went
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.49 : Black comes to costume party as fudgesicle
.1 (item)
1 6 3.1.1.1.50 : God loves me most because he took time to color me
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.51 : KKK members pray to know if what doing is right.
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.52 : Flesh colored Cadillac
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.53 : Name victims of the Titanic
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.54 : Too lazy to steal
.4 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.55 : Keep black child from jumping on the bed
.9 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.56 : Proof that God is white and not black
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.57 : Why blacks have big nostrils
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.58 : When a black has been shot through the head
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.59 : Black on bike trying to pass sports car
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.60 : Two things you can not give a black
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.61 : Don't smell ‘em, larn ‘im
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.62 : Why blacks wear platform shoes
.3 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.63 : How many blacks to pave a parking lot?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.64 : Black and seagull fighting for carp
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.65 : Cross a black with a Samoan
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.66 : Cross a black with a Frenchman
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.67 : Black test tube baby
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.68 : Cross a black with a Jew
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.69 : Punish a bad black
.3 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.70 : Alligator disguised as a watermelon
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.71 : Black and white and getting whiter
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.72 : Black sliding down a zebra
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.73 : NFL change color of football
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.74 : Prayed for bigger seagulls
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.75 : Son of Sambo
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.76 : Crap your pants
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.77 : I got him with the door
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.78 : I's the Joshua that made the moonshine
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.79 : Black man's music too funky for the skunk
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.80 : What do you call a white surrounded by 3/5/100 blacks?
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.81 : What do you call a (racial explicit) in a Cadillac?
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.82 : Why do black people raise chickens?
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.83 : I've only been to one KKK meeting, and I already hate two (racial explicit)
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.84 : How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.85 : Why do black's wear wide brim hats?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.86 : Why do black's salute with a closed fist?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.87 : Why did they invent white chocolate?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.88 : Black person telling you his number: Fe Fe Fo. . .Fu Fu Fa Fo
.3 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.89 : What's yellow outside, black inside, and screaming?
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.90 : Black man honks horn, motorcyclist responds
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.91 : What do you call a Black lady with braces?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.92 : 'Don't you know them potatoes got eyes?'
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.93 : What do you need when you have a row of blacks buried up to their necks in dirt?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.94 : Blacks 'were few but now are many' because cowboys haven't played 'cowboys and (racial explicit) yet'
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.95 : Black man claims to be able to peel, core, and dice apple while killing Chinese man
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.96 : Why do the (racial explicit) and the Spic's hate the Rainbird cooperation?
.2 (items)
1 7 3.1.1.1.97 : Why did the Lord make (racial explicit) stink?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.98 : What is the difference between snow tires and black people?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.99 : Why don't Black people have sandboxes?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.100 : What's the definition of mass confusion? (Family reunion, who's my daddy?)
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.101 : How many Blacks does it take to shingle a roof?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.102 : Blacks fishing off bridge in the middle of the desert
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.103 : What do you have when you have 12 blacks up to their necks in sand?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.104 : Why don't blacks ride motorcycles?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.105 : What's black and brown and looks good on a Black?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.106 : What does NAACP stand for?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.107 : God sends black babies back as bats
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.108 : Why do Black people hate God so bad?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.109 : What has eight arms and eight legs and says, 'Ho de doe, ho de doe'?
.1 (item)
1 7 3.1.1.1.110 : Monster eats white guy before black guys on either side of him like an oreo
.1 (item)
3.1.1.2. : Esoteric
Box
Folder
1 7 3.1.1.2.1 : Black tricks two men into eating feces pie, says ,'Ya'll is full of (crap)'
.1 (item)
1 8-10 3.1.2.: Pollack
Box
Folder
1 8 3.1.2.1. : Exoteric
1 8 3.1.2.1.1 : How many Pollacks to paint a house?
.4 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.2 : How many Pollacks to take a shower?
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.3 : Pollack ties his shoes
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.4 : Pollacks score touchdown after other team leaves field
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.5 : Pollack rents an outhouse
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.6 : Pollack on bottom layer of two hole outhouse
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.7 : Pollack throws money into an outhouse
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.8 : He might have had a chance if you had not gutted him
.6 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.9 : New chain saw does not work
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.10 : Pollack coyote chewed three legs off trying to get out of a trap
.3 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.11 : Enemy lights dynamite and throws it back at Pollacks
.3 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.12 : Pollack shoots nude girl in forest
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.13 : Pollack steps out of circle while guy destroys his car
.3 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.14 : Pig waits in wheelbarrow for the Pollack
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.15 : They must have woke up the wrong guy
.3 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.16 : Paint garbage cans black and orange
.5 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.17 : Wife has "polish" remover
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.18 : Spell Czechoslovakia to get into Heaven
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.19 : Thought Cheerios were donut seeds
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.20 : Pollack sings Happy Birthday to remember his name
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.21 : Helicopter pilot turns off fan because it was getting too cold
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.22 : Pollack buys twelve pairs of underwear
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.23 : How long to fly to Buffalo from New York?
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.24 : Jew sells Pollack a fly
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.25 : Polish national bird
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.26 : Stare in mirror to figure out where he had last seen himself
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.27 : Burned lips on exhaust pipe
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.28 : Do the blinkers/signal lights on the car work?
.2 (items)
1 8 3.1.2.1.29 : What kind of tracks are they?
.1 (item)
1 8 3.1.2.1.30 : I'll tell the joke real slow
.2 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.31 : Pollack woman mad at other swimmers for using hands on the breaststroke
.2 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.32 : Pollack volunteers to sleep in barn and pigs leave
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.33 : Polish thinking machine
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.34 : Phone company is putting down poles
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.35 : Which fist is yours?
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.36 : Polish gold fish
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.37 : Pollack drives into lake when girl tells him he can go a little farther
.2 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.38 : Two Pollacks take dead father on a train
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.39 : How Pollack broke his arm
.5 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.40 : How many Pollacks to change a light bulb?
.9 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.41 : How Pollack burned his face
.3 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.42 : How Hitler conquered Poland
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.43 : Who discovered Poland?
.2 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.44 : Polish poet uses "Tenbucktoo" in a contest
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.45 : Dumb Pollack gets gold because others do not exist
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.46 : How many Pollacks to make chocolate chip cookies?
.2 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.47 : Drinks are on the house
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.48 : Pollacks drag deer by horns
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.49 : Recognize Polish funeral procession
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.50 : Why pregnant Pollack so strong
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.51 : Pollacks force horse to drink water
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.52 : "You won't make a canoe out of me."
.3 (items)
1 9 3.1.2.1.53 : Threw off the wrong butt
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.54 : Pollack who bought snow tires
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.55 : Found gum on toilet seat
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.56 : Lost gum in chicken soup
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.57 : Polish Peeping Tom
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.58 : Play Star Trek
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.59 : Will not let Pollack bathe in ocean
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.60 : Polish calculator
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.61 : How many WASPs to screw in a light bulb?
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.62 : Pollack jumps into fireman's net
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.63 : Pollack did not think guy in movie would do it again
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.64 : Why Polish kids can not play in the sandbox
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.65 : Climb to the moon on a flash light beam
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.66 : Pollack takes citizenship test
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.67 : Fired shot to signal friend while hunting
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.68 : How to get a Pollack out of a tree
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.69 : How many Pollacks to make Jiffy Pop?
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.70 : Pollack caught fifty pound block of ice while fishing
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.71 : How to brainwash a Pollack
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.72 : Easiest job in the world
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.73 : Pollack married first fifty cent piece
.1 (item)
1 9 3.1.2.1.74 : How limbo was invented
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.75 : Took roll of toilet paper to a crap game.
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.76 : Took nose apart to see what made it run
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.77 : Backed off bus because someone was going to take his seat
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.78 : Thinnest book in the world
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.79 : Goof ball
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.80 : Pollack dreamt he ate a twenty pound marshmallow
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.81 : Matched luggage
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.82 : Say grace before picking nose
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.83 : Why Pollacks have big noses
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.84 : Studied for a urine test
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.85 : How many pallbearers at a Polish funeral?
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.86 : Why Milwaukee has all the Pollacks
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.87 : Deduct husband's funeral expenses
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.88 : Three most dangerous things in the world
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.89 : How Pollack goes to war
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.90 : Bay of Pigs
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.91 : Only two moving parts
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.92 : Damage done by atomic bomb dropped on Poland
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.93 : Polish seven course dinner
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.94 : Definition of a cad
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.95 : Difference between a Polish bride and an elephant
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.96 : Dope pusher
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.97 : Russians look for a naval base
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.98 : Assassins of Malcolm X
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.99 : Pollack who died from drinking milk
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.100: Polish race car driver makes eleven pit stops
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.101 : One minute coffee breaks
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.102 : LDS Pollack
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.103 : Gets lost parachuting
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.104 : Jumps off 10 story building, who hits first?
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.105 : Where Pollacks keep their armies
.3 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.106 : Three Pollacks come upon a pile of crap in a field
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.107 : Dumber than a Pollack
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.108 : Pollack who wanted to become a stud
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.109 : Why Are Russians So Angry?
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.110 : Pollack who wants to pretend he's driving a race car
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.111 : How a Pollack scratches his back
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.112 : Why the Pollack paints his trash cans orange and brown
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.113 : How many Pollacks it takes to eat a rabbit
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.114 : How to keep a Pollack in suspense
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.115 : Flies at a Pollack's wedding
.5 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.116 : What the Pollack and Italian name their child
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.117 : Pollack's wind-up toy
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.118 : Pollack finger test
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.119 : Pollack yells 'fire' while standing in front of firing squad
.5 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.120 : Pollacks use bows and arrows to send distress signals while hunting
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.121 : What you call a Pollack that's tapping his temples
.1 (item)
1 10 3.1.2.1.122 : How you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree
.4 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.123 : How do you drive a Pollack crazy? (Round room, telll him to go in a corner)
.4 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.124 : What happened to community swimming pool when Pollack arrives
.2 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.125 : Bow-legged Russian lady on bus
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.126 : Pollack chooses aids as death sentence
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.127 : Man wants to hide in commode because Russians can't hit it
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.128 : Why don't Pollacks have ice cubes?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.129 : What do Pollacks call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.130 : Polish mother's letter to her son
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.131 : Polack detaches car door, claiming it will cool you off if you roll the window down
.3 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.132 : Why did the Polack cut a hole in the rug?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.133 : Man asking for Polish sausasge in hardware store
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.134 : Pollack's brain cost so much because it's never been used
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.135 : Excited Pollack gets Olympic medal bronzed
.2 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.136 : Why did the Pollack die in a pie eating contest?
.3 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.137 : Pollack causes Englishman, black man, and pig to leave pig pen
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.138 : How can you tell when you come to a Pollack neighborhood?
.3 (items)
1 10 3.1.2.1.139 : Pollack missed the earth when skydiving
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.140 : Why does it take 102 Pollacks to drain a septic tank?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.141 : Why do Polish people buy aspirin?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.142 : Polish coyote that chewed off three legs and was still caught in a trap
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.143 : What is air pollution?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.144 : Why don't Pollacks eat pickles?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.145 : Pollack that 'hides' from guards by climbing tree and mooing
.6 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.146 : Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.147 : Why did Pollack think his typewriter was pregnant?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.148 : Pollack drops a twenty dollar bill in outhouse after accidentally dropping dime down
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.149 : What's the difference between bride and groom at Polish wedding?
.2 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.150 : How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?
.2 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.151 : What do you call the jet smoke that's left in the sky?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.152 : How do you ruin a Polish party?
.2 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.153 : What's the most dangerous job in Poland?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.154 : Why did the Polish ice factory break down?
.2 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.155 : How does it feel to be dumber than a Pollack?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.156 : What happened to the Pollack who drank ten gallons of Fresca?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.157 : Pollack shoots arrow into air and misses
.3 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.158 : Polish grandmother has abortion because she has too many grandchildren
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.159 : Why did the Polack go around the block 27 times?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.160 : Did you hear about the Pollack who broke his leg raking leaves?
.2 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.161 : Pollack tries to steal sign on highway, gets hit by a truck
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.162 : How do you sink a Polish ship?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.163 : War between Polish and Slavs with dynamite
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.164 : What does it say on the bottom of a Polish bottle of beer?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.165 : How do you know when you've found a Polish fish?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.166 : TGIF stands for 'Toes Go in First' at Polish shoe store
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.167 : Why does Pollack drive down the wrong side of the road in the fog?
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.168 : Mexico doesn't know what to do with 2,000 Polish troops
.1 (item)
1 11 3.1.2.1.169 : Pollack tries to blow up car by putting mouth over the tail pipe
.2 (items)
1 11 3.1.2.1.170 : How can you tell when a Pollack has been using a computer?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.171 : Pollack's father dies, gets sad when he hears his brother's father died, too
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.172 : When do you know that the Polish Mafia has struck?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.173 : Pollack tells townsmen that guillotine would work better if the runners were greased
.2 (items)
1 12 3.1.2.1.174 : Pollack trips over wishing cliff while swearing
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.175 : What's the last thing a Pollack sees after being thrown down a well?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.176 : Pollack turns back, swims to next island when only 10 mls away from beach
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.177 : Pollack freezes to death in drive-in wanting to see 'closed for the season'
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.178 : Keep a Pollack busy with two-sided paper
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.179 : 'That's pretty good for a Pollack'
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.180 : Pollacks drowned because they couldn't get tailgate open
.2 (items)
1 12 3.1.2.1.181 : How many Pollacks does it take to make popcorn?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.182 : Pollack comments on duck retrieving dog, saying, 'It can't swim.'
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.183 : Why do Pollacks have round shoulders and flat foreheads?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.184 : Pollack looking for his right hand
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.185 : Farmer offers freedom if men can shove 50 fruit up rear end, Pollack chooses watermelon
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.186 : Pollack uses pocket change instead of toilet paper
.3 (items)
1 12 3.1.2.1.187 : Why does a Pollack put Tin-foil on his nose?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.188 : Pollack discovers he can put right guard under left arm
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.189 : Pollack says,'Look at that, they're throwing away a perfectly good (racial explicit)'
.2 (items)
1 12 3.1.2.1.190 : Pollacks form carpool, decide to meet at work
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.191 : When asked if he can pass a football Pollack answers, 'I couldn't even swallow one'
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.192 : What do you call a Pollack with a ten-thousand dollar hat?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.193 : Pollack gets so cold, he shuts gate while trying to sleep in the middle of the field
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.194 : Pollack locks his family in car, uses coathanger to get them out
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.195 : Pollack claims to be able to Pilot, really means pile it
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.196 : How did the Pollack swim in the septic tank?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.197 : Why did the Pollack take a clock to bed?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.198 : Why did the Pollack cut off his arm?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.199 : Why did the Pollack take a ruler to bed?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.200 : Pollack tells hotdog vendor that his name's not Frank
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.201 : Pollack sees sign 'Chicago left' so he turned around and went home
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.202 : Pollack ice hockey team drowns during spring training
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.203 : Pollack mother doesn't change her child's diaper more often because box says they only hold up to 30 lbs
.2 (items)
1 12 3.1.2.1.204 : 'If my mother has a kid, not my brother, not my sister, who is it?' 'Black in San Fransisco!'
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.205 : How come Pollacks never make Kool aide?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.206 : Pollacks get off camel, camel runs away because the light turns green
.2 (items)
1 12 3.1.2.1.207 : Pollacks buried with bums in the air so they can be used as bike racks
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.208 : Pollack buys box of tampons so he can swim, horseback ride, and jogg
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.209 : Interviewer asks Pollacks two questions, he responds with half-blind and blind
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.210 : Interviewer impressed with mining experience and asks if it was dark, Pollack responds, 'I only worked the day shift'
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.211 : Pollack pulls 10 lb. bugger out of his nose, his head collapsed
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.212 : How would the Polish Government have handled the Iran Crisis?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.213 : How can you tell a Pollack at a cock fight?
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.214 : Pollack hears someone yelling about Sunny Beaches, assumes it's a Californian
.1 (item)
1 12 3.1.2.1.215 : Why wouldn't the Pollack wear a bikini?
.1 (item)
3.1.2.2.: Esoteric
2 1 3.1.3. : Jewish
Box
Folder
2 1 3.1.3.1: Exoteric
Box
Folder
2 1 3.1.3.1.1 : "Funny you should ask."
.5 (items)
2 1 3.1.3.1.2 : Sequel to "Jaws."
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.3 : Rabbi throws up money and whatever the Lord wants, he takes
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.4 : Jewish boy begs not to be thrown overboard if he dies
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.5 : Jew asked to name the people on the Bismarck
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.6 : Jewish boy straightens up after going to a Catholic school
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.7 : Difference between a Jew and a pizza
.2 (items)
2 1 3.1.3.1.8 : God intervened when the Pope and a Rabbi come together to discuss the fate of the Jews in Rome
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.9 : Rabbi cuts off tailpipe of car given to him by his congregation
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.10 : Rabbi pleads guilty when accused of assault
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.11 : Jew cooks steaks on Friday to tempt Catholic priest
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.12 : Jews ambush Arabs in the desert
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.13 : Luckiest Arab in Ireland
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.14 : New Jewish tire stops and picks up dimes
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.15 : How do Jewish merchants celebrate Christmas?
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.16 : Boy asks his father for $40, gets $5
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.17 : How do you fit 52 Jews into a Volkswagen?
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.1.18 : 'Don't believe a Jew when he says the check is in the mail'
.2 (items)
2 1 3.1.3.1.19 : Jew purposefully drops a nickel in the toilet to make it worth it to take out original nickel
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.2: Esoteric
Box
Folder
2 1 3.1.3.2.1 : Jew asks for twenty dollars of cheap jewelry in Heaven
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.2.2 : Jewish boy says Christ was the greatest man in order to get an apple
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.2.3 : Rabbi eats to hide the fact that he is fasting
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.2.4 : Tailor takes six weeks to make pants for a rabbi
.1 (item)
2 1 3.1.3.2.5 : Jews and bicycle riders cause the war
.1 (item)
2 2 3.1.4. : Irish
Box
Folder
2 2 3.1.4.1. : Exoteric
Box
Folder
2 2 3.1.4.1.1 : Toilet seat for leprechauns. (Folder 2)
.1 (item)
2 2 3.1.4.1.2 : Pati O'Furniture
.1 (item)
2 2 3.1.4.1.3 : Irishman tells fly that flew into beer to 'Spit it out!'
.1 (item)
2 2 3.1.4.1.4 : Why did the Irish farmer spray booze on his tomatoes?
.1 (item)
2 2 3.1.4.1.5 : Irish man sees turf rolled up in truck, wants to send his grass away to be cut
.1 (item)
2 2 3.1.4.1.6 : What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
.1 (item)
2 2 3.1.4.2. : Esoteric
Box
Folder
2 2 3.1.4.2.1 : Midget Nun
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5: Italian
Box
Folder
2 3 3.1.5.1: Exoteric
Box
Folder
2 3 3.1.5.1.1 : How many Italians to paint a house?
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.2 : Barrel of manure at Italian wedding
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.3: Stepped out of circle three times while motorcycle gang was not looking
.2 (items)
2 3 3.1.5.1.4 : Guillotine would work better if the runners were greased
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.5 : Italian national bird
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.6 : Helicopters banned from flying over Italy
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.7 : Ever seen an Italian land mine detector?
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.8 : Where do Italians keep their armies?
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.9 : Italian army changes shorts amongst themselves
.1 (item)
2 3 3.1.5.1.10 : How do you know if an Italian has robbed your house?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.11 : How do you get 20 Italians in a phone booth?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.12 : How can you tell who's the Italian bride?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.13 : Most dangerous job in Italian village
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2 3 3.1.5.1.14 : How can you tell if you're in an Italian ghetto?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.15 : How do you give an intelligence test to an Italian?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.16 : 'Don't worry about me, you're next!'
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2 3 3.1.5.1.17 : What's an Italian shower?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.18 : How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.19 : What do you call a 200 pound Italian carrying a knife?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.20 : What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian mother-in-law?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.21 : Why do Italians have initials on their fingertips?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.22 : Why do Italians never kill flies?
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2 3 3.1.5.1.23 : Italian marries American with the biggest boobs
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2 3 3.1.5.1.24 : Italian scares pig and cow away from barn
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2 3 3.1.5.2: Esoteric
2 4 3.1.6: Mexican
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2 4 3.1.6.1: Exoteric
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2 4 3.1.6.1.1 : Pedro makes a butterfly from butter and a horse from a horsefly.
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2 4 3.1.6.1.2 : Pancho Knievel is found in the Grand Canyon
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2 4 3.1.6.1.3: Why Mexicans fought hard for the Alamo
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2 4 3.1.6.1.4 : Put 50,000 Mexicans in a machine to grease it
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2 4 3.1.6.1.5 : Don't run over a Mexican on a bike
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2 4 3.1.6.1.6 : Clear and lie in the gutter
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2 4 3.1.6.1.7 : Spichett fence
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2 4 3.1.6.1.8 : Best five years of a Mexican's life
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2 4 3.1.6.1.9 : Cross a Mexican with an octopus
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2 4 3.1.6.1.10 : Why Mexicans don't have freckles
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2 4 3.1.6.1.11 : Mexican baptism
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2 4 3.1.6.1.12 : Mexican with a C.B. in his car
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2 4 3.1.6.1.13 : Mexican with a college diploma
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2 4 3.1.6.1.14 : Mexican fortune cookies
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2 4 3.1.6.1.15 : Why Mexicans have noses
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2 4 3.1.6.1.16 : Beans fall through the grill
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2 4 3.1.6.1.17 : Cross a Mormon with a Mexican
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2 4 3.1.6.1.18 : 'Steal Two Eggs' are the first words in Mexican Cookbook
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2 4 3.1.6.1.19 : What Mexican has an I.Q of 200
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2 4 3.1.6.1.20 : Mexican and African wish to be back in homelands
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2 4 3.1.6.1.21 : Farmer starts speaking Spanish when God takes away mosts of his brain
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2 4 3.1.6.1.22 : Mexican trips over wish-granting building and swears, becoming feces
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2 4 3.1.6.1.23 : Texan grabs two Mexicans and says 'Remember the Alamo' before throwing them off airplane
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2 4 3.1.6.1.24 : Why don't Mexicans have freckles?
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2 4 3.1.6.1.25 : Mexicans fishing off Sahara Desert bridge
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2 4 3.1.6.1.26 : Skunk classified as a Mexican because he's not all white, not all black and he stinks
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2 4 3.1.6.1.27 : Billy the Kid kills Mexican's 'brudder'
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2 4 3.1.6.1.28 : Why doesn't Mexico have a good olympic team?
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2 4 3.1.6.1.29 : What do you call four Mexicans sinking in quicksand?
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2 4 3.1.6.1.30 : Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.31 : How can you tell when a family of flamingos moves in next to you?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.32 : Why do Mexicans have big noses?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.33 : What's the most confusing day in Mexico?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.34 : Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.35 : Mexican couple names twins Jose(a) and Jose(b)
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2 5 3.1.6.1.36 : When asked what he can waste in his country, American picks up Mexican, throws him off boat
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2 5 3.1.6.1.37 : Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.38 : When does a Mexican become a Spaniard?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.39 : Do you have any Mexican in you?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.40 : Mexican reprimanded for honking horn to get traffic to move faster
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2 5 3.1.6.1.41 : 'That's not yo cheese' (Nacho cheese)
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2 5 3.1.6.1.42 : "Never believe a Mexican when he says 'the check is in the mail'"
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2 5 3.1.6.1.43 : What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.44 : What do you call three Mexicans in a Cadillac?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.45 : What do you call a Mexican baptism?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.46 : What do you call 29 Mexicans buried up to their necks in dirt?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.47 : Mexican crosses border, leaves behind partner-in-crime
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2 5 3.1.6.1.48 : Origins of the holiday, 'Cinco de Mayo'
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2 5 3.1.6.1.49 : Man doesn't need lube job because he hit a Mexican
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2 5 3.1.6.1.50 : What do you call a Mexican phone company?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.51 : Mexican spends his extra dollar on hooker
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2 5 3.1.6.1.52 : When the phone greens I pink it up and say, 'Yellow'
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2 5 3.1.6.1.53 : How do you kill 500 Mexicans? (bomb Kmart)
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2 5 3.1.6.1.54 : How many mexicans does it take to eat a rabbit?
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2 5 3.1.6.1.55 : What's 25 Mexicans at the bottom of Great Salt Lake called?
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2 6 3.1.6.1.56 : Why do Mexicans eat refried beans?
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2 6 3.1.6.1.57 : What are the best three years of a Mexican's life?
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2 6 3.1.6.1.58 : Mexicans are living proof that Indians did sleep with the buffalo
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2 6 3.1.6.1.59 : Mexican detaches car door and rolls down the window to cool off
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2 6 3.1.6.1.60 : 'José, can you see?'
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2 6 3.1.6.1.61 : What is brown and fries chicken?
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2 6 3.1.6.1.62 : What do you get when you put two Mexicans in a shoe box?
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2 6 3.1.6.2. : Esoteric
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2 6 3.1.6.2.1 : Chihuahua steals a bone from a bulldog
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2 6 3.1.6.2.2 : Mexican jumps across a canyon after eating beans
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2 6 3.1.6.2.3 : Chinaman means to say how ugly death is
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2 6 3.1.6.2.4 : At Mexican funeral, casket accuses butter as reason for man's death
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2 6 3.1.6.2.5 : Mexican brought a knife to gun fight
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2 7 3.1.7: Texan
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2 7 3.1.7.1. : Exoteric
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2 7 3.1.7.1.1 : Undertaker gives Texan an enema and buries him in a shoe box
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2 7 3.1.7.1.2 : "Remember the Alamo."
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2 7 3.1.7.1.3 : Texas cowboy goes into cave of skunks, skunks leave shortly after
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2 7 3.1.7.1.4 : Texan replies with 'Bill Jackson' every time French man says bon appetit
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2 7 3.1.7.1.5 : Texan falls into swimming pool yells, 'Don't flush!'
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2 7 3.1.7.2. : Esoteric
2 8 3.1.8: American Indian
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2 8 3.1.8.1: Exoteric
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2 8 3.1.8.1.1 : "Ain't ‘cha got no red pop?"
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2 8 3.1.8.1.2 : Indian is still looking for a co-signer
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2 8 3.1.8.1.3 : Used too short of a buck rein
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2 8 3.1.8.1.4 : Indian uses a tomahawk to give himself a nose job
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2 8 3.1.8.1.5 : Child asks how Indians choose names for their children (Pooping dog)
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2 8 3.1.8.1.6 : Why the Indian Chief has so many feathers
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2 8 3.1.8.1.7 : Indian hunting dog points with it's lips
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2 8 3.1.8.1.8 : Waiter doesn't serve Indians, who says, 'It's okay, I only want a hamburger.'
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2 8 3.1.8.1.9 : 'I can make you talk like an Indian' 'How?'
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2 8 3.1.8.1.10 : How did the Indians get to America before the white men?
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2 8 3.1.8.1.11 : Write on card: How to keep an Indian busy (flip over)
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2 8 3.1.8.1.12 : Indians use washing machines as stoves
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2 8 3.1.8.1.13 : What's the black, gooey stuff between elephant's toes?
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2 8 3.1.8.1.14 : 'Squash it'
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2 8 3.1.8.1.15 : 'Remember Wounded Knee'
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2 8 3.1.8.1.16 : Americans have been giving Indians birds ever since the big feast (Thanksgiving)
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2 8 3.1.8.2. : Esoteric
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2 8 3.1.8.2.1 : Indian tries to eat long-johns, thinking they are tanagra
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2 8 3.1.8.2.2 : Indian plays a trick on another by camouflaging manure with dirt and twigs
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2 8 3.1.8.2.3 : Indians laugh when Elder tries to warn them, 'Watch out! They have come to steal your land!'
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2 9-13 3.1.9: Colleges and Schools
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2 9 3.1.9.1. : Exoteric
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2 9 3.1.9.1.1 : Five Aggies came across a cow pie.
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2 9 3.1.9.1.2 : Aggie killed while getting a drink of milk
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2 9 3.1.9.1.3 : University of Utah takes an S.O.B
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2 9 3.1.9.1.4 : Coke bottle says open at other end
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2 9 3.1.9.1.5 : Ugly co-ed gets money because Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the most beautiful co-ed do not exist
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2 9 3.1.9.1.6 : Two ton pickup
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2 9 3.1.9.1.7 : Difference between a co-ed and trash
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2 9 3.1.9.1.8 : Difference between a co-ed and a pig
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2 9 3.1.9.1.9 : Difference between a co-ed and an elephant or hippo
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2 9 3.1.9.1.10 : How many football players to screw in a light bulb?
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2 9 3.1.9.1.11 : How many USU students to screw in a light bulb?
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2 9 3.1.9.1.12 : Why marching group does not wear boots
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2 9 3.1.9.1.13 : Which co-ed will fall first?
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2 9 3.1.9.1.14 : Difference between a co-ed and a police car
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2 9 3.1.9.1.15 : Difference between a co-ed and a Rolaids tablet
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2 9 3.1.9.1.16 : Co-ed doll gets fat when wound up
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2 9 3.1.9.1.17 : Difference between a co-ed and an elephant lying in bed
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2 9 3.1.9.1.18 : Why co-eds have calluses on their knuckles
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2 9 3.1.9.1.19 : Realtor has to remind students which side of sod goes up
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2 9 3.1.9.1.20 : BYU's library burned down
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2 9 3.1.9.1.21 : Provo's zoo
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2 9 3.1.9.1.22 : Differences between a student and a mouse
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2 9 3.1.9.1.23 : Why co-eds have red rings on their bodies
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2 9 3.1.9.1.24 : Difference between a co-ed and Ringling Brothers Circus
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2 9 3.1.9.1.25 : What to call a good looking girl at BYU
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2 9 3.1.9.1.26 : How a co-ed holds up her stocking
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2 9 3.1.9.1.27 : Student attacked while trying on odor eaters
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2 9 3.1.9.1.28 : Smallest book at BYU
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2 9 3.1.9.1.29 : What to call co-eds jumping out of plane
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2 9 3.1.9.1.30 : Most popular class at BYU
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2 9 3.1.9.1.31 : Cross a co-ed with a mermaid
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2 9 3.1.9.1.32 : High-class BYU co-eds only have their numbers in the telephone booths on the east side of Provo
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2 9 3.1.9.1.33 : How co-eds protect themselves from Peeping Toms
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2 9 3.1.9.1.34 : How to get a co-ed out of the bath tub
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2 9 3.1.9.1.35 : "They teach us not to piss on our hands."
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2 10 3.1.9.1.36 : How co-eds find each other in the dark.
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2 10 3.1.9.1.37 : Why Christ was not born at BYU
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2 10 3.1.9.1.38 : Co-eds put mirrors on bathroom ceilings to watch themselves gargle
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2 10 3.1.9.1.39 : How to tell you entered BYU country
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2 10 3.1.9.1.40 : Why co-eds do not vote
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2 10 3.1.9.1.41 : What's short, fat and hairy?
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2 10 3.1.9.1.42 : BYU co-ed wears black panties
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2 10 3.1.9.1.43 : How to propose to a co-ed
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2 10 3.1.9.1.44 : Why co-eds can not play in the sandbox
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2 10 3.1.9.1.45 : Co-eds point when birds fly over
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2 10 3.1.9.1.46 : How to separate the men from the boys
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2 10 3.1.9.1.47 : Bay of Pigs
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2 10 3.1.9.1.48 : Man-eating tiger's starved
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2 10 3.1.9.1.49 : Zoo closes at 6:00 p.m
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2 10 3.1.9.1.50 : Lawrence of Rexburg
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2 10 3.1.9.1.51 : Manual labor
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2 10 3.1.9.1.52 : Frog has a pimple
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2 10 3.1.9.1.53 : No artificial turf at the football stadium
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2 10 3.1.9.1.54 : Why BYU will be warm and cozy
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2 10 3.1.9.1.55 : Marriott Center would fall if BYU and Ricks coeds stand on top of it
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2 10 3.1.9.1.56 : BYU student asks man to remove hat
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2 10 3.1.9.1.57 : Why do BYU co-eds wear gray bathing suits
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2 10 3.1.9.1.58 : BYU student writes Timbucktwo poem
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2 10 3.1.9.1.59 : Farmers starting to send daughters to market and pigs to BYU
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2 10 3.1.9.1.60 : 90 percent of women in Utah are good looking, the rest go to BYU
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2 10 3.1.9.1.61 : BYU student trips over wishing log, says (explicit)
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2 10 3.1.9.1.62 : How do you drive a BYU co-ed crazy?
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2 10 3.1.9.1.63 : What do you call a fly that goes in BYU co-ed's ear?
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2 10 3.1.9.1.64 : Why does BYU have natural grass instead of turf?
.4 (items)
2 10 3.1.9.1.65 : How do you get 100 BYU co-eds into a phone booth?
.2 (items)
2 11 3.1.9.1.66 : Difference between dead BYU co-ed and dead dog in the middle of the road?
.3 (items)
2 11 3.1.9.1.67 : Difference between a BYU co-ed and a patrol car?
.10 (items)
2 11 3.1.9.1.68 : Difference between a truck load of BYU coeds and truck load of elephants?
.2 (items)
2 11 3.1.9.1.69 : Similarity between 3 quarters in the bottom of a toilet bowl and a BYU co-ed
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2 11 3.1.9.1.70 : Michael Jackson openes college called 'Bring'em Young Univeristy'
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2 11 3.1.9.1.71 : Why do BYU co-eds wear stripes?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.72 : What happened to the driver that swerved to miss the BYU co-ed?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.73 : What does a BYU co-ed and your batting average have in common?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.74 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a toilet?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.75 : Campus Deity (Dean/Secretary jumping buildings)
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2 11 3.1.9.1.76 : What's the difference between BYU co-ed and garbage can?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.77 : What's the difference between a male BYU co-ed and a rat?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.78 : Why don't they put up a nativity scene at USU?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.79 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a bowling ball?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.80 : Man-eating lion turned loose at BYU, it starves
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2 11 3.1.9.1.81 : BYU co-ed commits suicide
.2 (items)
2 11 3.1.9.1.82 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and Bigfoot?
.2 (items)
2 11 3.1.9.1.83 : What's a BYU co-ed's favorite wine after dinner?
.2 (items)
2 11 3.1.9.1.84 : How can you tell if a BYU co-ed is level-headed?
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2 11 3.1.9.1.85 : How does a BYU coed take a bath?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.86 : Why do most BYU co-eds avoid going to the beach? (harpooned)
.7 (items)
2 12 3.1.9.1.87 : What do you say to a BYU co-ed in a red sweatshirt?
.3 (items)
2 12 3.1.9.1.88 : Why do BYU co-eds hang their degrees in the windows of their cars?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.89 : What's the difference between a U of U co-ed and a BYU co-ed?
.2 (items)
2 12 3.1.9.1.90 : How do you get 12 BYU co-eds into a telephone booth? (twinkies)
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2 12 3.1.9.1.91 : How many University of Illinois engineering students does it take to vacuum the floor?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.92 : Why won't they let BYU co-eds on the beach?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.93 : School bus hit BYU co-ed, they had to get a new bus
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2 12 3.1.9.1.94 : What do you call a BYU co-ed skydiver? (eclipse)
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2 12 3.1.9.1.95 : Race between Santa, cute BYU co-ed, and cute USU co-ed, who wins?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.96 : What makes BYU co-ed look good?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.97 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and the blimp?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.98 : Why do BYU co-eds wear high heels?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.99 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a bucket of manure?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.100 : Did you hear about the march of the virgins down at BYU?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.101 : Illegal run-away Aggie hides behind sack, says 'Potatoe' when kicked
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2 12 3.1.9.1.102 : How do you get a BYU co-ed to make out with you on the first date?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.103 : 'At USU they teach us not to pee on our hands'
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2 12 3.1.9.1.104 : What do you call a BYU co-ed with a hula hoop?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.105 : Aggie pilots land plane wrong length on runway
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2 12 3.1.9.1.106 : BYU essay question: How do you spell McDonald's farm? Answer: EIEIO
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2 12 3.1.9.1.107 : Pollacks leave football field, four plays later BYU scored
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2 12 3.1.9.1.108 : What did the stream say when the BYU co-ed fell into it?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.109 : BYU co-ed is just a finger looking for a ring
.2 (items)
2 12 3.1.9.1.110 : BYU co-ed doll's thighs expand when ring is put on finger
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2 12 3.1.9.1.111 : What are the happiest parts of a BYU co-eds body?
.2 (items)
2 12 3.1.9.1.112 : What do you call a pretty girl on BYU campus?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.113 : What do you call a BYU co-ed with smoke jumper gear on?
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2 12 3.1.9.1.114 : Harvard student won't answer where the library is because it ended with a preposition
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2 12 3.1.9.1.115 : Aggie impressed that thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold
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2 13 3.1.9.1.116 : Earthquake caused by two late Ricks co-eds
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2 13 3.1.9.1.117 : What's the difference between BYU co-ed and a pig? (acne)
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2 13 3.1.9.1.118 : Why do BYU co-eds have so many red dots on them?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.119 : Tiger attacked BYU co-ed last fall, still trying to finish carcass
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2 13 3.1.9.1.120 : Why was the Harmon building built? (full lenth mirrors for BYU co-eds)
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2 13 3.1.9.1.121 : Difference between a BYU co-ed and a Rolaide?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.122 : BYU co-ed arrested for smuggling watermelons in her back pockets
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2 13 3.1.9.1.122 : BYU co-ed arrested for smuggling watermelons in her back pockets
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2 13 3.1.9.1.123 : Why can't BYU co-eds wear yellow sweaters?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.124 : What does a Byu co-ed have that every guy wants?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.125 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a refrigerator
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2 13 3.1.9.1.126 : What do you get when you cross a BYU co-ed with a pig?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.127 : How does a BYU co-ed put on her braziere?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.128 : What's the difference between a train and a BYU co-ed?
.2 (items)
2 13 3.1.9.1.129 : What do you call a BYU co-ed hitchhiker
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2 13 3.1.9.1.130 : Naked BYU co-ed gets clothed by Hell's Angels
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2 13 3.1.9.1.131 : What do 30,000 idiots say? (Cougars chant)
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2 13 3.1.9.1.132 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a policeman?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.133 : Earthquake caused by BYU cheerleaders practicing their jumps
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2 13 3.1.9.1.134 : How do you get 30 BYU co-eds in a Volkswagen?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.135 : Why didn't BYU have a nativity/ Christmas story?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.136 : BYU co-ed kick starts 747 at airport
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2 13 3.1.9.1.137 : Why do birds fly upside down over BYU?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.138 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a spider?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.139 : Which would hit the ground first; BYU co-ed or a sack of flour?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.140 : How does a BYU co-ed blowdry her hair?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.141 : Why does the BYU football stadium have a fence around it?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.142 : What's harder than getting a BYU co-ed in the back of a Volkswagen?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.143 : Where is the only place an elephant can hide in the strawberry patch?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.144 : How does the BYU co-ed hide in the strawberry patch?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.145 : What do you call a 350 lb. co-ed?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.146 : What measures 36-24-36?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.147 : BYU co-ed that has long black hair wears gloves to cover it up
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2 13 3.1.9.1.148 : What are the three sizes of Ricks College coe-ed's uniform?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.149 : Any dude will do
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2 13 3.1.9.1.150 : How is a BYU co-ed and comet the same?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.151 : How do you know you're dating a BYU co-ed?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.152 : In what ways are a BYU co-ed and her date alike?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.153 : What do you call a BYU co-ed in a red dress running towards you?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.154 : 'In the four years I've spent at BYU I've grown so much'
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2 13 3.1.9.1.155 : BYU football stadium gets dome, called con-dome
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2 13 3.1.9.1.156 : What does BYU co-ed use for birth control?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.157 : BYU co-ed asks wife murderer if he has a date
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2 13 3.1.9.1.158 : What would have happened if Orson Pratt was the Prophet of the LDS church? (OPU instead of BYU)
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2 13 3.1.9.1.159 : Drug problem on the Aggie football team
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2 13 3.1.9.1.160 : BYU co-ed has to buy a building permit to make her own wedding dress
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2 13 3.1.9.1.161 : BYU co-ed leaves stretch marks in tub after bathing
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2 13 3.1.9.1.162 : Why are BYU co-ed jokes so short?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.163 : Why did all the BYU co-eds go to Provo and all the lesbians go to San Fransisco?
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2 13 3.1.9.1.164 : How do you get 30 BYU co-eds out of a Volkswagen?
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2 11 3.1.9.2. : Esoteric
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2 13 3.1.9.2.1 : "Take out your activity card and go to the end of that line."
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2 13 3.1.9.2.2 : Professor never answers question with a statement
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2 13 3.1.9.2.3 : Definition of a lecture
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2 14 3.1.10: Arab
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2 14 3.1.10.1: Exoteric
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2 14 3.1.10.1.1 : Mohammed tells women to put on veils
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2 14 3.1.10.1.2 : Israelis yell, "Hey, Mohammed," in order to kill Arabs
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2 14 3.1.10.1.3 : Busload of Iranians going off cliff with an empty seat
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2 14 3.1.10.1.4 : How many Iranians to water a camel?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.5 : What is pink and runs through the desert?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.6 : What do you get when you stick a dime on an Ethiopian's head?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.7 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed on it's head?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.8 : What's the difference between an Iraqian woman and a catfish?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.9 : How many Iraqies does it take to shoot a Scud Missle?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.10 : Iraq was successful when shooting down 3 Patriot Missles and 5 Scud Missles
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2 14 3.1.10.1.11 : What do you get when you combine Iraq and Kuwait?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.12 : What does Karl Malone have in common with Iraqi women?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.13 : Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on the same day in Iraq?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.14 : How do you break up an Iraqi bingo game?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.15 : Why do they call camels in Iraq 'ships of the desert'?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.16 : What's an Iraqi's idea of safe sex?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.17 : What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a hockey player?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.18 : What do you get when you put 100,000 Iraquis in one place?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.19 : What do you call an Iraqi woman who comes into a bar?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.20 : Did you hear about the new brand of condoms that the Iraqi are manufacturing?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.21 : Why are there no bars in Iraq?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.22 : Why does it take longer to train American pilots than Iraqi pilots?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.23 : What's the best way to wink at an Iraqi?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.24 : What do you do if an Iraqi throws a grenade at you?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.25 : What do you do if an Iraqi pulls out the pin of a grenade and throws it at you?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.26 : What is black and runs across the dessert at 50 mls an hour?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.27 : Arabic brain costs more becuase it's never been used
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2 14 3.1.10.1.28 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a turbin on his head?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.29 : How many Ethiopians does it take to fill a bath tub?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.30 : What's the fastest runner in Ethiopia?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.31 : What do you call Levalour blinds in Ethiopia?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.32 : Ethiopian with a grain of rice caught in his throat
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2 14 3.1.10.1.33 : What do you call an Ethiopian who walks a dog?
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2 14 3.1.10.1.34 : What do you call an Ethiopian who raises dogs?
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2 14 3.1.10.2 : Esoteric
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2 14 3.1.10.2.1 : God cooked Middle Eastern's skin just right
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2 15 3.1.11. : Hunters
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2 15 3.1.11.1. : Exoteric
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2 15 3.1.11.1.1 : Hunter does not clean out deer, so it gets bigger.
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2 15 3.1.11.1.2: "You can have your deer, but let me take my saddle off first."
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2 15 3.1.11.1.3 : "If you can run fast enough to tag a deer, you can have it."
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2 15 3.1.11.1.4 : Shot hunter would have had better chances if his buddy had not cleaned him out first
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2 15 3.1.11.1.5 : Friend of hunter shoot a farmer's cow not knowing their friend was playing trick on them
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2 15 3.1.11.1.6 : "Here's a bear for you, I'll go and get another for myself."
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2 15 3.1.11.1.7 : "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I got them back in."
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2 15 3.1.11.1.8 : "White Man's Hunting Trip."
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2 15 3.1.11.1.9 : There's more (explicit) birds out there than you can shake a stick at
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2 15 3.1.11.1.10 : Hunter wants to shoot at cans. . .Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Africans
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2 15 3.1.11.1.11 : That's my horse, can I at least have my saddle?
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2 15 3.1.11.1.12 : Rabbit is sitting on its' butt
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2 15 3.1.11.1.13 : Hunter accidentally kills Mormon Missionary
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2 15 3.1.11.1.14 : St. Peter asks if a hunter got a deer before he can enter heaven
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2 15 3.1.11.1.15 : Man tricks friend into thinking he's shooting a donkey because he's mad, friend shoots cows and says, 'Lets get out of here'
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2 15 3.1.11.1.16 : Squirrels ran up Hunter's pants and said, 'Let's eat one now and save the other for later'
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2 15 3.1.11.1.17 : Hunter shoots arrows into the air as distress signal
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2 15 3.1.11.1.18 : When one hunter tells the other he could never outrun the bear, he replies, 'I just have to outrun you!'
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2 15 3.1.11.2. : Esoteric
2 16 3.1.12 : Blondes
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2 16 3.1.12.1: A smart blonde is a golden retriever
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2 16 3.1.12.2 : What the blonde said after she crossed the road
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2 16 3.1.12.3 : Blonde woman doesn't want to get aids again
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2 16 3.1.12.4 : When asked if blinker works, blonde replies, 'It does, it doesn't, it does. .'
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2 16 3.1.12.5 : Blonde swims __mls, gets tired, and swims back
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2 16 3.1.12.6 : Mirror that senses lies, blonde says, 'I think. .'
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2 16 3.1.12.7 : How the blonde broke her arm
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2 16 3.1.12.8 : Blonde flight attendant gets trapped in hotel room
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2 16 3.1.12.9 : How do you drown a blonde?
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2 16 3.1.12.10 : What does a blonde call a bowl of Cheerios?
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2 16 3.1.12.11 : Blonde selects dog after asking for a sheep
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2 16 3.1.12.12 : Blonde struggles to ride fake horse
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2 16 3.1.12.13 : Blonde wants to shoot her cheating boyfriend after she shoots herself
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2 16 3.1.12.14 : Why did the blonde climb the link fence?
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2 16 3.1.12.15 : How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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2 16 3.1.12.16 : Why does the blonde have square boobs?
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2 16 3.1.12.17 : What do you call a blonde sitting on a branch with a briefcase?
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2 16 3.1.12.18 : What do you call three blondes standing in a row side by side?
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2 16 3.1.12.19 : Why couldn't the blonde bake two batches of cookies?
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2 16 3.1.12.20 : Who made up all the blonde jokes?
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2 16 3.1.12.21 : What is every blonde's ambition in life?
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2 16 3.1.12.22 : How do you keep a blonde busy all day (piece of paper saying flip over)
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2 16 3.1.12.23 : What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
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2 16 3.1.12.24 : Blonde says to man that murdered his wife, 'oh, so you're not married?'
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2 16 3.1.12.25 : How do you drive a blonde crazy?
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2 16 3.1.12.26 : Blondes turn around when they see 'Disneyland left' sign
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2 16 3.1.12.27 : Why can't blondes make Kool Aide?
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2 16 3.1.12.28 : Why did the blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
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2 16 3.1.12.29 : Blonde memorizes all the state's 'capitals'
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2 16 3.1.12.30 : How do you keep a blonde occupied? (bag of M'M, alphabetize)
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2 16 3.1.12.31 : Smart blonde, dumb blonde, and unicorn are walking down the street. . .
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2 16 3.1.12.32 : Blonde asks for directions while jumping out of airplane
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2 16 3.1.12.33 : How do you know if a blonde is a waitress?(tampon behind ear)
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2 16 3.1.12.34 : What do you call eight blonde girls holding hands in a circle?
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2 16 3.1.12.35 : What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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2 16 3.1.12.36 : Wow, you're dumber than a blonde
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2 16 3.1.12.37 : Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M'M company?
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2 16 3.1.12.38 : Blonde going through a flashing red light; vroom-screech-vroom-screech
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2 16 3.1.12.39 : How did the blonde die at the football game?
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2 16 3.1.12.40 : How do you drown a blonde at a basketball game?
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2 16 3.1.12.41 : What's a blonde's favorite song?
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2 16 3.1.12.42 : What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?
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2 16 3.1.12.43 : Why did the pregnant blonde go to Pizza Hut?
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2 16 3.1.12.44 : How can you tell a blonde has been using a computer?
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2 16 3.1.12.45 : Blonde mistakes microwave for TV
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2 16 3.1.12.46 : Why would you marry a blonde? (handicapped parking)
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2 16 3.1.12.47 : Why did the blonde crawl across the busy highway?
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2 16 3.1.12.48 : Why do brunettes write so many blonde jokes?
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2 16 3.1.12.49 : How do you get a blonde to marry you? (Tell her she's pegnant)
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2 17 3.1.0. : Miscellaneous
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2 17 3.1.0.1 : Swiss person gives reply at 2:00 a.m.
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2 17 3.1.0.2 : Cow ate the grass and left
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2 17 3.1.0.3 : American put a knapsack instead of a parachute on a Russian
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2 17 3.1.0.4 : Immigrant will not be pallbearer thinking they mean a polar bear
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2 17 3.1.0.5 : Best place to get wife is San Pete County because any situation would be an improvement
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2 17 3.1.0.6 : Portuguese man tests all matches before sending them to friend
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2 17 3.1.0.7 : Why little moron put hay in bed
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2 17 3.1.0.8 : Inexperienced farmer sow to get bred
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2 17 3.1.0.9 : Guide puts turtle in tourist's bed and says it is a flea, because tourist says everything is bigger in America
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2 17 3.1.0.10 : Lady from Bronx has son who has an Oedipus complex
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2 17 3.1.0.11 : Sign in England says, "Six miles to Shropshire. If you can't read the sign, ask the blacksmith."
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2 17 3.1.0.12 : What to call a Philippine contortionist
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2 17 3.1.0.13 : North Dakotan yells "fire" while standing in front of firing squad
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2 17 3.1.0.14 : Why Canada has the French Canadians
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2 17 3.1.0.15 : "Every time I try to kiss him, he giggles."
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2 17 3.1.0.16 : Three types of men
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2 17 3.1.0.17 : Gay says there are three kinds of turd
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2 17 3.1.0.18 : Why the [homosexual] is buried in a pink coffin
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2 17 3.1.0.19 : How many Californians to screw in light bulb?
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2 17 3.1.0.20 : How many WASPs to screw in light bulb?
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2 17 3.1.0.21 : Dirty Tree and a Turd. Don't mess with an Asian and his math.
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2 17 3.1.0.22 : How the Chinese choose names
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2 17 3.1.0.23 : American throws out lawyer saying, 'There's plenty more where that came from'
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2 17 3.1.0.24 : Lumberjack confused by motorized saw
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2 17 3.1.0.25 : Drunk drivers in Utah wear orange
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2 17 3.1.0.26 : Three men going to, in, or coming out of outhouse
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2 17 3.1.0.27 : Man jumps off barn headfirst into pile of manure
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2 17 3.1.0.28 : Irish book of etiquette and Italian book of war heroes are the two shortest books
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2 17 3.1.0.29 : Who was Alexander Graham Polinksi?
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2 17 3.1.0.30 : Russian shoes have two toes that come rushin' out of each shoe.
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2 17 3.1.0.31 : What do Nagasaki, Hiroshim, and Baghdad have in common?
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2 17 3.1.0.32 : 'For my country!'
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2 17 3.1.0.33 : What do Japanese women like the most?
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2 17 3.1.0.34 : Black, Mexican, Pollack, and Jewish all wish to go to their home countries, American wishes for Diet Coke
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2 17 3.1.0.35 : What do you call it when 1,000 Blacks/Mexicans jump out of a plane?
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2 17 3.1.0.36 : What do you call 1,000 Blacks buried up to their necks in sand?
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2 17 3.1.0.37 : German shoves American, Russian, and Turk off train claiming 'There's more where they come from'
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2 17 3.1.0.38 : Why are a violinists fingers like lightning?
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2 17 3.1.0.39 : What's the difference between a violin and a cello on the highway? (skid marks)
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2 17 3.1.0.40 : 'What kind of cheese?' (Hoochies!)
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2 17 3.1.0.41 : Say 'Naked' in awkward pauses
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2 17 3.1.0.42 : What do you call three vietnamise in a Toyota?
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2 17 3.1.0.43 : What do you call 200 China Men holding hands all the way around your house?
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2 17 3.1.0.44 : 'My dad farted and the house blew up!'
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2 17 3.1.0.45 : What's a house full of (raicial explicit) with Mexican's on the outside called?
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2 17 3.1.0.46 : How come Puerto Ricans don't write checks?
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2 17 3.1.0.47 : If a Pollack, a Black and a Puerto Rican jumped off the empire state building, who would hit first?
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2 17 3.1.0.48 : Californians drag deer by head, but go farther away from their car
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2 17 3.1.0.49 : Portuguese man wants to land on the sun at night
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2 17 3.1.0.50 : Why don't Mexicans and Balcks interbreed?
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3.2: Religious Jokes and Anecdotes
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3 1 3.2.1: Combinations of Two Religions
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3 1 3.2.1.1. : LDS and Catholic
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3 1 3.2.1.1.1 : Mormon frog floats on butter while Catholic frog drowns.
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3 1 3.2.1.1.2 : "Good morning, Father."
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3 1 3.2.1.1.3 : Catholic kittens become Mormon kittens because their eyes have opened and they saw the light
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3 1 3.2.1.1.4 : Christ comes to Salt Lake City, not Rome
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3 1 3.2.1.1.5 : "Sins are going three for a dollar today."
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3 1 3.2.1.1.6 : Catholic boy gets his ear boxed when he says his father is priest and his mother is nun
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3 1 3.2.1.1.7 : Easter is when Christ comes out of his grave, but if he does not see his shadow, he goes back in it
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3 1 3.2.1.1.8 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
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3 1 3.2.1.1.9 : Little boy says he didn't know there was much difference between Mormons and Catholics when he and little girl take off clothes
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3 1 3.2.1.1.10 : "I didn't know you were having a vision."
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3 1 3.2.1.1.11 : Father does not punish Notre Dame football player when he confesses he played dirty against BYU
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3 1 3.2.1.0. : Miscellaneous
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3 1 3.2.1.0.1 : Baptists sang "No, Not One" after the Presbyterians sang "Will There Be Any Star in My Crown."
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3 1 3.2.1.0.2 : Priest remembers where he left his bike after preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
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3 1 3.2.1.0.3 : Mormon in Middle East is crushed by big black foot when he says "Thank God" instead of "Thank Allah."
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3 2 3.2.2. : Combinations of Three or More Religions
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3 2 3.2.2.1. : LDS and _________ and __________
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3 2 3.2.2.1.1 : "Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?"
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3 2 3.2.2.1.2 : Mormon bishop saves seed from watermelon filled with alcohol
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3 2 3.2.2.1.3 : "You'll have to go to hell. I don't have time to make you punch and cookies."
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3 2 3.2.2.1.4 : Mormons play around in heaven because they could not do it on earth
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3 2 3.2.2.1.5 : "Jesus Christ, are you here again?"
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3 2 3.2.2.1.6 : Mormon has to spell "Albuquerque" in order to get into heaven
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3 2 3.2.2.1.7 : President Kimball's phone bill to heaven is low because it is local call
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3 2 3.2.2.1.8 : Rabbi spits nails at Christ when he comes second time
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3 2 3.2.2.1.9 : Taxi driver gets to go to heaven because he has scared the hell out of more people than the clergy man
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3 2 3.2.2.1.10 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
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3 2 3.2.2.1.11 : Mormon bishop writes check for million dollars and puts in casket of man who gave him the money
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3 2 3.2.2.1.12 : "We don't stand a chance, Fanny."
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3 2 3.2.2.1.13 : Rabbi is admitted to heaven without any red tape and is given nice car because he is related to boss
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3 2 3.2.2.1.14 : Minister throws money up and whatever the Lord wants, he takes it
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3 3-6 3.2.3: LDS Jokes
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3 3 3.2.3.1: Confused Morals
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3 3 3.2.3.1.1 : Mormon hijacker would have been caught when he paid his tithing.
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3 3 3.2.3.1.2 : Relief Society sisters walk out when one sister says how much prostitute can make
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3 3 3.2.3.1.3 : BYU girls love sex, but will not smoke or drink
.3 (items)
3 3 3.2.3.1.4 : Take Two Mormons Fishing, or The One Will Drink Your Beer. or drink
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3 3 3.2.3.2. : Mormons and Gentiles
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3 3 3.2.3.2.1 : Boy would be embarrassed if he were not a Mormon
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3 3 3.2.3.2.2 : Truck driver run over motorcycle of man who ate donut and drank Postum
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3 3 3.2.3.2.3 : People want to feel Mormon's horns, so he lets them
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3 3 3.2.3.2.4 : Man thinks he shot Mormon bishop when hunter described his catch as having two horns and beard
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3 3 3.2.3.3. : Missionary Work
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3 3 3.2.3.3.1 : Mormonism is like manure, it has to be spread around
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3 3 3.2.3.3.2 : St. Peter asks man who does not know a lot about Mormons if he would like to know more
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3 3 3.2.3.3.3 : Two boys decide to just sprinkle cat and let it go to devil
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3 4 3.2.3.4. : Mormons and Money
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3 4 3.2.3.4.1 : Boy thinks bishop is stingy with sacrament bread
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3 4 3.2.3.4.2 : LDS stands for "lay down the silver."
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3 4 3.2.3.4.3 : Businessman donates $5,000 to Swiss Temple so they put, "I was a stranger and you took me in" on the cornerstone
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3 4 3.2.3.4.4 : Man is willing to pay $1,000 to have church funeral for his dog
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3 4 3.2.3.4.5 : "If there's a will, there's a way."
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3 4 3.2.3.4.6 : St. Peter tells Howard Hughes that it is 10%
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3 4 3.2.3.5. : Church Meetings
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3 4 3.2.3.5.1 : Mormon Standard Time
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3 4 3.2.3.5.2 : Boy tells mother that at fast and testimony meeting, sister just bored and bored and bored
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3 4 3.2.3.5.3 : Sleeping brother stands up in middle of meeting when bishop asks if they do not think they will go to hell for sleeping in church
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3 4 3.2.3.5.4 : Sleeping brother gets up in middle of meeting and gives closing prayer
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3 4 3.2.3.5.5 : "I don't think one has to be sloppy to be humble."
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3 4 3.2.3.5.6 : Brother tries to swat fly while bearing testimony, but misses it
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3 4 3.2.3.5.7 : Man tries to fix chorister's dress and gets two black eyes
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3 4 3.2.3.6. : Heaven and Hell
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3 4 3.2.3.6.1 : President Wilkinson has to get more chalk in order to write down sins
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3 4 3.2.3.6.2 : Mormon lady tells another lady to go to hell because there are not any Mormons there
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3 4 3.2.3.6.3 : "When you die, you can ask him."
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3 4 3.2.3.6.4 : St. Peter uses person's sin clock for fan
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3 4 3.2.3.6.5 : "You'll have to be quiet because the Mormons think they're the only ones here."
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3 4 3.2.3.6.6 : "Those damn Mormons have been irrigating again."
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3 4 3.2.3.6.7 : Man says he will be damned if he will go when asked to go to St. George
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3 4 3.2.3.6.8 : Person allowed into heaven when St. Peter finds out that they knew another person because they had suffered enough
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3 4 3.2.3.6.9 : When talking about heaven, eyes should light up but when talking about hell, normal expression would do
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3 5 3.2.3.7: Puns and Word Plays
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3 5 3.2.3.7.1 : Grow marijuana on stake welfare farm.
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3 5 3.2.3.7.2 : "I am a loaf of bread."
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3 5 3.2.3.7.3 : Congregation came to conference with appetite for steak dinner
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3 5 3.2.3.7.4 : "Bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man."
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3 5 3.2.3.7.5 : Good Mormons, Jack Mormons, and Hijack Mormons
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3 5 3.2.3.7.6 : Prayboy and Repenthouse
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3 5 3.2.3.7.7 : "Hope smiling brightly before us and we know that deliverance is nigh."
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3 5 3.2.3.7.8 : Mormon streaker
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3 5 3.2.3.7.9 : Cross LSD with LDS priest
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3 5 3.2.3.7.10 : What Mormon bullfrog says
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3 5 3.2.3.7.11 : Cross J. Golden Kimball with Spencer W. Kimball
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3 5 3.2.3.7.12 : Give women the priesthood
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3 5 3.2.3.7.13 : "Let's get physical."
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3 5 3.2.3.7.14 : The Other 13 Articles of Faith
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3 5 3.2.3.7.15 : 'Fluxuations'
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3 5 3.2.3.8: Bishops
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3 5 3.2.3.8.1 : Bishop shoots naked girl who says she is game
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3 5 3.2.3.8.2 : Bishop calls man S.O.B. in roundabout way
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3 5 3.2.3.8.3 : Bishop looks like Dean Martin
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3 5 3.2.3.8.4 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday and Lord helps him get hole-in-one
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3 5 3.2.3.8.5 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
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3 5 3.2.3.8.6 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday but when he comes home finds note on door saying "Sorry we missed you, Enoch."
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3 5 3.2.3.8.7 : Three bishops confess their faults to each other
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3 5 3.2.3.8.8 : Bishop buys parrot that only says, "Let us pray."
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3 5 3.2.3.8.9 : "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I got it back in."
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3 5 3.2.3.9 : Leadership
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3 5 3.2.3.9.1 : Food named after church leaders
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3 5 3.2.3.9.2 : Brigham Young has scouts bring him young Indians for wives
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3 5 3.2.3.9.3 : Brigham Young could take any bus and still get home
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3 5 3.2.3.9.4 : Brigham Young tells man to eat other half of pie to get answer to his dream
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3 5 3.2.3.9.5 : Brigham Young wears roller skates in heaven because he had so many illegitimate children
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3 5 3.2.3.9.6 : Why Joseph Fielding Smith lived so long
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3 5 3.2.3.9.7 : "Salt the lake."
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3 5 3.2.3.9.8 : Relief Society says that naked man who ran by was not in their ward
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3 5 3.2.3.9.9 : What's white and jumps from bed to bed?
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3 6 3.2.3.0. : Miscellaneous
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3 6 3.2.3.0.1 : "You should have seen the garden last year when the Lord was working on it by himself."
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3 6 3.2.3.0.2 : "Heavenly Father is missing and they're trying to blame it on me."
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3 6 3.2.3.0.3 : "Pray for bigger seagulls."
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3 6 3.2.3.0.4 : Black remembers going under water for his baptism as last thing to happen to him on earth
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3 6 3.2.3.0.5 : "If these are your quizzies, I'd like to see your testies."
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3 6 3.2.3.0.6 : "How do you make pleasure last an hour?"
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3 6 3.2.3.0.7 : "We prostate ourselves before thee."
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3 6 3.2.3.0.8 : "I wear my garments, too."
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3 6 3.2.3.0.9 : BYU has to give back one yard for every ten they make
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3 6 3.2.3.0.10 : Sister who takes pill a lot sneezed and sterilized the whole ward
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3 6 3.2.3.0.11 : Three smallest books in the world
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3 6 3.2.3.0.12 : Bishop asks Brother Peterson to say closing prayer
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3 6 3.2.3.0.13 : Partially deaf old man volunteers to change places with any one who can not hear
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3 6 3.2.3.0.14 : Boy testifies how glad he is that his parents are getting married
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3 6 3.2.3.0.15 : Newspaper is good as far as it is translated correctly
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3 6 3.2.3.0.16 : Guy thinks Satan is in room when friends pull out one of his drawers
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3 6 3.2.3.0.17 : Utah state bird is changed to stork
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3 6 3.2.3.0.18 : How many Mormons to screw in light bulb?
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3 6 3.2.3.0.19 : Why Mormons do not have hemorrhoids
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3 6 3.2.3.0.20 : "This is a Mormon town. Everybody looks alike."
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3 6 3.2.3.0.21 : Why Utah got the Mormons
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3 6 3.2.3.0.22 : How to tell if you are at a Mormon wedding
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3 6 3.2.3.0.23 : Jack Mormon stole the cookie because Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and intelligent Mormons do not exist
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3 6 3.2.3.0.24 : Moroni to be replaced with statue of Louis Armstrong
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3 6 3.2.3.0.25 : Crows are black because they will not eat grasshoppers
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3 7 3.2.4 : Catholic Jokes
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3 7 3.2.4.1 : "Hello, Father."
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3 7 3.2.4.2 : Girl wants to become prostitute, but nun thought she said Protestant
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3 7 3.2.4.3 : Priest said, "Oh, wow!" when he heard his first confession
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3 7 3.2.4.4 : Nun has her first cigarette and first drink while waiting to get out of hell, and then decides she does not want to leave
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3 7 3.2.4.5 : Parrot recites "Hail Mary" or "Our Father" depending on which leg is pulled
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3 7 3.2.4.6 : Parrot says it is prostitute and the priest's parrot says their prayers have been answered
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3 7 3.2.4.7 : What is black and white and black and white and..
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3 7 3.2.4.8 : Nuns use a bed pan in which they get gas for their car
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3 7 3.2.4.9 : Priest takes gas without paying after attendant says there is not any gas
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3 7 3.2.4.10 : Catholics start baptizing for the dead
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3 7 3.2.4.11 : Irish priest who hates English implies that Judas Iscariot was English
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3 7 3.2.4.12 : Pope makes blind man lame
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3 7 3.2.4.13 : Priest trains horse to run when he says "Praise the Lord" and to stop when he says "Hail Mary."
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3 7 3.2.4.14 : Pope tells people to get off lawn
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3 7 3.2.4.15 : How they choose new pope
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3 7 3.2.4.16 : Pope is holier and took on deeper meaning after he was shot
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3 7 3.2.4.17 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
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3 8 3.2.5. : Baptist Jokes
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3 8 3.2.5.1 : Preacher remembers where he left bike after preaching about "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."
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3 9 3.2.0. : Miscellaneous
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3 9 3.2.0.1 : Little girl will not pray after teacher says that God has no ears.
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3 9 3.2.0.2 : Minister prepares extravagant Easter sermon, but only one person comes
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3 9 3.2.0.3 : Congregation repeats all that the minister says, even when he says that he left his glasses at home
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3 9 3.2.0.4 : Preacher asks man if he is ready for Judgment Day
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3 9 3.2.0.5 : Boy meets father coming down ladder for more chalk so he can finish writing sins
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3 9 3.2.0.6 : St. Peter writes a letter to the 5% of the earth's population that has not committed adultery
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3 9 3.2.0.7 : "If we're going to be saved, we're going to have to get on the ball."
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3 9 3.2.0.8 : Fraternity will pledge anyone who can turn water into wine
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3 9 3.2.0.9 : A man, while being translated, is put back for lying when he says he is not worthy
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3 9 3.2.0.10 : Preacher asks a man if he has found the Lord
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3 9 3.2.0.11 : Black asks Lord to fill him up during a sermon
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3 9 3.2.0.12 : Old prospector prays and tells Lord that he has not bothered him for 35 years and won't bother him for another 35 years if he saved him from the flood
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3 9 3.2.0.13 : Man in a flood prays for help, but then says he does not need it when he finds a log to hold onto
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3 9 3.2.0.14 : Guardian angel can go faster than 55 m.p.h
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3 9 3.2.0.15 : "The shell is still here but the nut has gone to heaven."
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3 9 3.2.0.16 : God asks Oral Roberts to help him with back pain
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3 9 3.2.0.17 : Small boy thinks angels performed his operation
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3 9 3.2.0.18 : Sheepherder prays for provisions when runs out of food
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3 9 3.2.0.19 : God tries to create woman from man so she will be modest and chaste, but fails
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3 9 3.2.0.20 : Untouchable does not want to come back as cow for fear of ending up in Texas
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3 9 3.2.0.21 : Preacher hires little boy to release dove during his sermon on the Holy Ghost
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3 9 3.2.0.22 : Sleeping man is stuck with pin by lady and he yells, "God Almighty," just as the minister asks question
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3 9 3.2.0.23 : Pastor remembers where he left bike while preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
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3 9 3.2.0.24 : Old maid donates $1,000 so she can choose any hymn she wants
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3 9 3.2.0.25 : Man asks God if a minute of his time is like a thousand years and if a penny is like a fortune
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3 9 3.2.0.26 : Man confesses that he took the Lord's name in vain after missing four inch putt
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3 9 3.2.0.27 : Wings given to people in heaven fall off when they think dirty thoughts
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3 9 3.2.0.28 : Beautiful woman punished for sins by having to be with man
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3 9 3.2.0.29 : Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost go golfing. Christ cheats to get hole-in-one
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3 9 3.2.0.30 : Man asks for bridge and to know everything about women, God's answers by asking two lanes or four
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3 9 3.2.0.31 : City dude tries saddling a horse
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4 1 3.3: Courtship, Marriage and Family
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4 1 3.3.1: Courtship
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4 1 3.3.1.1 : Man looking for perfect woman, finds her but she is looking for perfect man. (Folder 1)
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4 1 3.3.1.2 : Prince looking for most beautiful wife marries princess who is just a bit pregnant
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4 1 3.3.1.3 : "Sinner, sinner, down below, pucker up and let it go."
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4 1 3.3.1.4 : Why are there plain looking wives?
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4 1 3.3.1.5 : Bridegroom looks stunned
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4 1 3.3.1.6 : God made foolish women so they would love men
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4 1 3.3.1.7 : Guy passes gas at his date's house hoping they will think it is dog
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4 2 3.3.2. : Marriage and Couples
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4 2 3.3.2.1 : Set up salon in house so wife can make money
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4 2 3.3.2.2 : Woman buys Fussy-Buggar to protect herself from drunk husband
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4 2 3.3.2.3 : After shooting mule for stopping three times, a farmer warns his new wife, "That's once."
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4 2 3.3.2.4 : Young man asks new wife to sing after seeing her in morning
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4 2 3.3.2.5 : Man gets part in play as husband; too bad it isn't a speaking part
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4 2 3.3.2.6 : Husband was last resort
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4 2 3.3.2.7 : Man has wife on knees trying to get him to come out from under bed
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4 2 3.3.2.8 : After argument, man asks wife if she is related to some mules
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4 2 3.3.2.9 : Woman wants to show painter where husband put his hand last night
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4 2 3.3.2.10 : Man wants to borrow Doberman Pinchers that killed another man's mother-in-law
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4 2 3.3.2.11 : Man pushes refrigerator onto man who he suspected was fooling around with wife, but real culprit was refrigerator
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4 2 3.3.2.12 : Reason why there are so many Brighams, Hunsakers, and Tolmans in Honeyville
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4 2 3.3.2.13 : Husband asks wife what doctor said about forty year old [butt] and replies that name never came up
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4 2 3.3.2.14 : Lady will not fix supper for husband, so he threatens not to see her
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4 2 3.3.2.15 : Mixed emotion is seeing your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in new Cadillac
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4 2 3.3.2.16 : Woman thinks nurses named daughter for her; female (pronounced femily)
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4 3 3.3.3. : Children
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4 3 3.3.3.1 : Little boy's turtle gets blisters on its feet.
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4 3 3.3.3.2 : Boy brings his teacher puppy in sack, and she tries to guess what is it after licking her finger after touching wet spot
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4 3 3.3.3.3 : Boy snags and tears seat of pants while trying to get to school on time
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4 3 3.3.3.4 : Little boy makes Gatorade out of pet alligators
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4 3 3.3.3.5 : Father tells little boy to whisper in ear when he has to pee
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4 3 3.3.3.6 : Test tube baby has birthmark that says Pyrex
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4 3 3.3.3.7 : Two boys, after talking intellectually, have to go back to class and string beads
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4 3 3.3.3.8 : When father wants to have talk with son about sex, the son asks him what he wants to know
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4 3 3.3.3.9 : Milkman has pains during the birth of baby instead of father
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4 3 3.3.3.10 : Little boy proves that he is toughest because he can wear out his grandmother in two hours
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4 3 3.3.3.11 : Boy writes answers to his test questions on his underwear
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4 3 3.3.3.12 : Old couple wait until children die before they get divorce
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4 3 3.3.3.13 : Hve you heard the joke they don't tell little girls?
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4 4 3.4: Occupational
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4 4 3.4.1: Medical
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4 4 3.4.1.1 : Nurse cures patient of exhibitionism by saying that he just does not have it.
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4 4 3.4.1.2 : Patient fills urine specimen bottle with 7-Up and drinks it again
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4 4 3.4.1.3 : Some babies born with tails but doctors cut them off
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4 4 3.4.1.4 : "Some bum stole my pen."
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4 4 3.4.1.5 : Plastic surgeon's sign says, "Come in and pick up your nose."
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4 4 3.4.1.6 : A bacteria decides to take the 7:15 out
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4 4 3.4.1.7 : Why doctors wear masks when they operate
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4 5 3.4.2. : Psychology
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4 5 3.4.2.1 : Patient says first sane thing he's said in twenty years during a doctor's speech.
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4 5 3.4.2.2 : Psychologists greet each other by saying, "You are fine."
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4 6 3.4.3: Military
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4 6 3.4.3.1 : Marine can tell Army officer is from West Point because he saw ring on finger while he was picking his nose.
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4 6 3.4.3.2 : Sergeant tells everyone with father to step forward, but tells one man not to move so fast
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4 6 3.4.3.3 : Two soldiers sneak a pig on base by dressing it up and saying it's name is "Oink."
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4 6 3.4.3.4 : Young man joins Navy and makes bloop machine which goes "Bloop" when it's pushed overboard
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4 6 3.4.3.5 : How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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4 7 3.4.4. : Teaching
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4 7 3.4.4.1 : Professor got out of grading papers by telling the student that papers were bad and had to be re-written.
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4 7 3.4.4.2 : Ninety percent is required to pass test. Teacher is only one in world who knows the answers to two of ten questions
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4 8 3.4.0. : Miscellaneous
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4 8 3.4.0.1 : Economist's brains cost so much because they have never been used.
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4 8 3.4.0.2 : Guitar player does not do anything fancy because he's already found it
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4 8 3.4.0.3 : Worker takes out wooden eye to read number on bottom of beam
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4 8 3.4.0.4 : Worker bets that he can bear bottom to mosquitoes for fifteen minutes
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4 8 3.4.0.5 : Salesman that will get the job: who got most [crap] to stick to wall of building
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4 8 3.4.0.6 : Mountain climber has to hold rope in teeth but falls when someone asks how he is
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4 8 3.4.0.7 : Carpet layer finds lump underneath carpet and smashes it with hammer. Later finds out that lady's parrot was missing
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4 8 3.4.0.8 : Logger who tripped while going to dinner gives up because there would not be any left
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4 8 3.4.0.9 : Students sign fictitious name on the roll and do the work for the fictitious student
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4 8 3.4.0.10 : St. Peter can not take Satan to court because he can not find lawyer
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4 8 3.4.0.11 : Librarian brains are expensive because it takes so many librarians to get pound of brains
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4 8 3.4.0.12 : "This tastes like moose turd pie, but it sure is good."
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4 8 3.4.0.13 : Difference between recession and depression
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4 8 3.4.0.14 : Bricklayer gets injured in series of accidents, so he has to take sick leave
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4 8 3.4.0.15 : Constipated mathematician worked it out with slide rule
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4 8 3.4.0.16 : Farmer gets same price for his wheat when mules go to market without him
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4 8 3.4.0.17 : Utah Cop
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4 8 3.4.0.18 : Honda, Harley, and BMW drivers' waves
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4 9 3.5. : Scatological
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4 9 3.5.1. : Sexual
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4 9 3.5.1.1: Deviancy
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4 9 3.5.1.1.1 : Hunter has to kill polar bear and make love to Indian maiden to join club.
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4 9 3.5.1.1.2 : Cowboy kisses the horse's rear so he does not lick his chapped lips
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4 9 3.5.1.1.3 : Sheepherder's son answers questions by saying yah-ah-ah
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4 9 3.5.1.2 : Midget Sex
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4 9 3.5.1.3 : Dirty Grandma
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4 9 3.5.1.0. : Miscellaneous
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4 9 3.5.1.0.1 : Why fire engine red
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4 9 3.5.1.0.2 : Difference between Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and Ringling Brothers' Circus
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4 9 3.5.1.0.3 : Dead beaver on organ is worse than live skunk on piano
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4 9 3.5.1.0.4 : Bride thinks husband has small cocks when he was young
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4 9 3.5.1.0.5 : Old woman pulls handle on man posing as statue and gets Jergen's lotion
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4 9 3.5.1.0.6 : Fat man goes on diet, so doctor pulls extra skin up above his head and cuts it off
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4 9 3.5.1.0.7 : Tax to be started on men's peter
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4 9 3.5.1.0.8 : Shaped like a cigar and filled with seamen
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4 9 3.5.1.0.9 : What Vaseline is called in German
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4 9 3.5.1.0.10 : Two mice playing hide-and-seek. Boy mouse tells girl mouse he is going to rape her. She tells him where she is
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4 9 3.5.1.0.11 : Two nuns raped. One says to forgive them for they know not what they do; other one replies, "This one does."
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4 9 3.5.1.0.12 : Man rapes woman but forgets to take off pantyhose
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4 9 3.5.1.0.13 : Why big trains do not have little trains
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4 9 3.5.1.0.14 : Nun asks rapist what to tell mother superior about being raped twice
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4 9 3.5.1.0.15 : Young, shy woman asks doctor to turn off lights while she undresses
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4 9 3.5.1.0.16 : Would you rather be marble or egg?
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4 9 3.5.1.0.17 : Husband throws half naked wife in with gorilla and tells her to tell gorilla she has headache
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4 9 3.5.1.0.18 : Man gets ten extra years of sex life each from monkey, lion and donkey
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4 9 3.5.1.0.19 : Boy asks father where he came from and father says stork brought him
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4 9 3.5.1.0.20 : New teacher asks students to tell story relating to sex
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4 9 3.5.1.0.21 : Potash worker keeps socks on while with prostitute so will not get athlete's foot
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4 9 3.5.1.0.22 : Secretary tells boss that garage door is open
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4 9 3.5.1.0.23 : Four letter word for intercourse
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4 9 3.5.1.0.24 : What virgins eat for breakfast
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4 9 3.5.1.0.25 : Nuns have to answer question to get into heaven; what is first thing Eve said to Adam?
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4 9 3.5.1.0.26 : How girls and storm door are alike
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4 9 3.5.1.0.27 : Why Smokey the Bear never had children
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4 9 3.5.1.0.28 : Have you smelled moth balls?
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4 9 3.5.1.0.29 : Timbuktu Cowboy Poet
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4 10 3.5.2. : Bodily Functions
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4 10 3.5.2.1 : Game warden can tell difference between Canadian and Minnesota ducks by sticking finger up rear and smelling it. (Oly & Ollie)
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4 10 3.5.2.2 : Confusion when woman asks about the water closet and priest gives reply concerning Wesleyan Church
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4 10 3.5.2.3 : Toilet plays songs; woman stands up when one plays the "Star Spangled Banner."
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4 10 3.5.2.4 : What is inside and outside of fire hydrant?
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4 10 3.5.2.5 : Preachers do not know their [bum] from a hole in ground
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4 10 3.5.2.6 : Indian woman fills husband's glass with urine
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4 10 3.5.2.7 : Father makes mute son make noise by grabbing groin
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4 10 3.5.2.8 : Girl gets tattoo of Johnny Cash on one leg and Waylon Jennings on other. When asks someone in bar if he recognizes them, he says one in middle looks like Willie Nelson
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4 12 3.5.0. : Miscellaneous
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4 12 3.5.0.1 : Three types of bras.
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4 12 3.5.0.2 : Little boy asks mother if there are girl and boy fleas. When mother says there are not, he smashes hands together and says, "Queers!"
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4 12 3.5.0.3 : Musicians get instruments shoved up rears for playing poorly. (Sven & Ollie)
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4 12 3.5.0.4 : Otter Pop Make Outs
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4 12 3.6. : Political Jokes and Anecdotes
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4 12 3.6.1. : Personalities
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4 12 3.6.1.1. : Spiro Agnew
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4 12 3.6.1.1.1 : Secret Service men to shoot Agnew if anything should happen to Nixon.
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4 12 3.6.1.2. : James Brady
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4 12 3.6.1.2.1 : Brady says has half mind to go back to work; someone tells him he must have hole in head
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4 12 3.6.1.2.2 : Reagan's favorite vegetable
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4 12 3.6.1.3. : Bulganin
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4 12 3.6.1.3.1 : Swiss tailor has extra material from suit because Bulganin is bigger man to Russia than to Switzerland
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4 12 3.6.1.4. : Jimmy Carter
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4 12 3.6.1.4.1 : Carter pulls up peanut plan; tells father he can not tell lie
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4 12 3.6.1.4.2 : Americans eat peanut butter for Thanksgiving because their favorite turkey is in Washington
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4 12 3.6.1.4.3 : Who has two biggest boobs in country?
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4 12 3.6.1.4.4 : Carter develops new car that runs on peanut butter
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4 12 3.6.1.4.5 : What Edward Kennedy has that Jimmy Carter wants
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4 12 3.6.1.4.6 : Pilot tells Carter to jump from plane and make whole country happy
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4 12 3.6.1.5. : Lyndon Johnson
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4 12 3.6.1.5.1 : Pilot tells Johnson to jump from plane and make whole country happy
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4 12 3.6.1.6. : Kennedy's
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4 12 3.6.1.6.1 : Kennedy would be running for president if he had been driving a Volkswagen
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4 12 3.6.1.6.2 : Man tries to find Kennedy watch that is waterproof; has nine hours missing
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4 12 3.6.1.6.3 : Kennedy to join Nixon's new law firm
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4 12 3.6.1.6.4 : Mary Joe asks Kennedy what he would say if she were pregnant
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4 12 3.6.1.7. : Henry Kissinger
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4 12 3.6.1.7.1 : World's most intelligent man jumps out of plane with backpack instead of parachute
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4 12 3.6.1.8. : Richard Nixon
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4 12 3.6.1.8.1 : Nixon, while talking to spirits of former presidents, is told to go to theater by Lincoln
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4 12 3.6.1.8.2 : Add three lines to make name of famous criminal
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4 12 3.6.1.9. : Ronald Reagan
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4 12 3.6.1.9.1 : What White House and McDonald's have in common
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4 12 3.6.1.10. : Anwar Sadat
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4 12 3.6.1.10.1 : Stamps with Sadat's picture on them do not work because people spit on them instead of lick them
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4 12 3.6.1.11. : Mayor Stokes
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4 12 3.6.1.11.1 : Stokes wins election 5 to 2 with only three people voting
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4 12 3.6.1.12. : Pierre Trudeau
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4 12 3.6.1.12.1 : Margaret Trudeau gets pregnant
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4 12 3.6.1.12.2 : Girl gets pregnant, but it ain't Tru-deau
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4 12 3.6.1.13.: George Wallace
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4 12 3.6.1.13.1 : Wallace considered running for President; he did not have a leg to stand on
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4 12 3.6.1.14. : James Watt
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4 12 3.6.1.14.1 : Energy needed to destroy national forest
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4 12 3.6.1.15. : Barack Obama
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4 12 3.6.1.15.1 : All white people are to arrive at the cotton fields at 5am tomorrow morning thank you President Obama
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4 12 3.6.1.15.2 : Hallmark creates President Obama Christmas ornament so families can hang him
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4 12 3.6.1.15.3 : What does change mean to President Obama?
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4 12 3.6.1.15.4 : President Obama will shout 'Yes you will' after election
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4 12 3.6.1.15.5 : President Obama's so pretty he knows Victoria's Secret
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4 12 3.6.1.15.6 : Do you know why Candidate Obama is ahead in the polls right now?
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4 12 3.6.1.15.7 : (After election) 'It's an Obamanation!'
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4 12 3.6.1.15.8 : Due to long lines all Obama voters are asked to vote on Wednesday, November 5th
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4 13 3.6.2: Events
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4 13 3.6.2.1: Watergate
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4 13 3.6.2.1.1 : Where there is a mill house, there has to be water gate. (Folder 13)
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4 13 3.6.2.1.2 : Watergate deodorant transfers smell to something else
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4 13 3.6.2.0. : Miscellaneous
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4 13 3.6.2.0.1 : Man with transplanted jackass brain is running for president
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4 13 3.6.2.0.2 : The Etymology of Politics
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3.7: Cruel and Sick Jokes
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4 14 3.7.1: Murder/Suicide of Relative or Friend
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4 14 3.7.1.1: 5,000 Hari-Krishnas commit suicide to keep up with Jones
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4 14 3.7.1.2 : Why moron jumped off Empire State Building
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4 14 3.7.1.3 : Red, jelly-like and sits in corner in plastic bag
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4 15 3.7.2: Mutilation
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4 15 3.7.2.1: Red, bubbles and bangs on glass.
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4 15 3.7.2.2 : What is brown and goes round and round
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4 15 3.7.2.3 : "Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire!"
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4 15 3.7.2.4 : "Mommy, why does baby sister have a soft spot on the back of her head?"
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4 15 3.7.2.5 : What is red and sits in corner?
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4 15 3.7.2.6 : What is grosser than kissing your grandmother on lips?
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4 15 3.7.2.7 : What is grosser than nailing baby to wall?
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4 15 3.7.2.8 : What is red and white and flies around room?
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4 15 3.7.2.9 : What is black, white and red all over?
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4 15 3.7.2.10 : What is red, blue and flies?
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4 15 3.7.2.11 : What is blue and sits in corner?
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4 16 3.7.3: Cannibalism
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4 16 3.7.3.1 : How to make a dead baby float.
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4 16 3.7.3.2 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup."
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4 16 3.7.3.3 : "Mommy, mommy, I hate Tommy's guts."
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4 16 3.7.3.4 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like this stuff."
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4 16 3.7.3.5 : Wrestler who had been fasting eats part of arm
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4 16 3.7.3.6 : Do comedians taste funny?
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4 17 3.7.4: Corpses
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4 17 3.7.4.1 : "Mommy, mommy, can I go to play with grandmother?"
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4 17 3.7.4.2 : What is green and sits in corner?
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4 17 3.7.4.3 : What is red and hangs near wall?
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4 17 3.7.4.4 : Dead babies easier to load because you can use pitchfork
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4 17 3.7.4.5 : "Mommy, mommy, why is daddy so white?"
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4 17 3.7.4.6 : Man kisses woman who has been dead for two years; gets maggots in mouth
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4 17 3.7.4.7 : Icy dead people in the sixth sense and the titanic.
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4 18 3.7.5: Beasts
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4 18 3.7.5.1 : "Mommy, mommy, what is a vampire?"
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4 18 3.7.6: Excrement
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4 18 3.7.6.1 : Hair-lip boy takes box with [expletive] in it to department store in order to get some toilet paper
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4 18 3.7.6.2 : "Mommy, mommy, quick, give me a fork."
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4 19 3.7.7. : Indifference to Young
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4 19 3.7.7.1 : "Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going around in circles?" (Nail foot to floor)
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4 19 3.7.7.2 : "Mommy, mommy, I keep going in circles." (Flush you)
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4 19 3.7.7.3 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe."
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4 19 3.7.7.4 : Boy could not play in sand box because cat would cover him up
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4 19 3.7.7.5 : So ugly that she had to tie bone around neck so dog would play with her
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4 19 3.7.7.6 : Hotel room turned into child care center
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4 19 3.7.7.7 : "Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
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4 19 3.7.7.8 : "Mommy, mommy, my pigtail's too tight."
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4 19 3.7.7.9 : "Mommy, mommy, can I have another spoon?"
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4 19 3.7.7.10 : "Mommy, mommy, tell the bus driver to open the door."
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4 19 3.7.7.11 : Why baby crossed road
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4 20 3.7.8. : Affliction or Disease
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4 20 3.7.8.1 : Why leper left party.
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4 20 3.7.8.2 : How Helen Keller's parents punished her
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4 20 3.7.8.3 : How Helen Keller burned her hands
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4 20 3.7.8.4 : Hair-lip boy can not make pet shop owner understand that he needs bird seed, so pet bird dies
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4 20 3.7.8.5 : Helen Keller doll runs into walls when wound up
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4 20 3.7.8.6 : Man with wooden eye gets to dance and asks girl with hair-lip to dance
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4 20 3.7.8.7 : Boy with deformed hand prays that both hands will be same, so the other hand becomes deformed
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4 20 3.7.8.8 : Dick thinks Spot is drag because has no legs
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4 20 3.7.8.9 : Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as football
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4 20 3.7.8.10 : Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as third base
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4 20 3.7.8.11 : Kids want to see boy with no arms or legs flip-flop on hot cement
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4 20 3.7.9.12 : Kids want to watch boy with leprosy rot
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4 20 3.7.8.13 : What Helen Keller named her dog
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4 20 3.7.8.14 : When Helen Keller fell down the well
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4 21 3.7.0. : Miscellaneous
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4 21 3.7.0.1 : Farmer named Norton working on Sundays hears a hair-kip bull call, "Nort, Nort."
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4 21 3.7.0.2 : Boy named Mark was walking through cemetery and heard hair-lip dog go, "Mark, Mark."
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4 21 3.7.0.3 : One legged girls work at IHOP
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4 21 3.7.0.4 : Jeffrey Dahmer face-off and elbow room
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4 21 3.7.0.5 : Heaven's reward for not stepping on ducks
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4 21 3.7.0.6 : The Bell-ringer's Demise
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3.8: Word Plays and Puns
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5 1-2 3.8.1: Shaggy Dog Stories
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5 1 3.8.1.1 : Opperknockity only tunes once.
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5 1 3.8.1.2 : People who live in grass houses should not store thrones
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5 1 3.8.1.3 : Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids
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5 1 3.8.1.4 : Let pages do the walking through yellow fingers
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5 1 3.8.1.5 : If the foo shits, wear it
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5 1 3.8.1.6 : A Benny shaved is a Benny urned
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5 1 3.8.1.7 : First time anyone heard of a chicken catch a tory
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5 1 3.8.1.8 : First time I've seen carp to carp dwelling
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5 1 3.8.1.9 : Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken
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5 1 3.8.1.10 : Never try to transport gull passed state lions
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5 1 3.8.1.11 : A weigh-a-day keeps the doctor an apple
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5 1 3.8.1.12 : Confucius say, "Many hands make light work."
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5 1 3.8.1.13 : You shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit
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5 1 3.8.1.14 : I have a four loaf cleaver
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5 1 3.8.1.15 : First white man to wire ahead for a reservation
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5 1 3.8.1.16 : First herd shot around the world
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5 1 3.8.1.17 : The furry with the syringe on top
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5 1 3.8.1.18 : The beer that made Mel Famey walk us
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5 1 3.8.1.19 : A niche in time saves Stein
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5 1 3.8.1.20 : A bowling Cohen lathers no boss
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5 1 3.8.1.21 : If you are full of bologna, keep your mouth shut
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5 1 3.8.1.22 : If you're full of [crap], don't fly off the handle
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5 1 3.8.1.23 : The early word catches the germ
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5 1 3.8.1.24 : Hare today, goon tomorrow
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5 1 3.8.1.25 : The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two sides
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5 2 3.8.1.26 : The heartbreak of Sariah-sis.
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5 2 3.8.1.27 : The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak
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5 2 3.8.1.28 : You look like Helen Brown
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5 2 3.8.1.29 : Watch for Falling Rock
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5 2 3.8.1.30 : Man who slew the dragon ran off with the king because it's a fair story
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5 2 3.8.1.31 : Retailing pussy in the streets
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5 2 3.8.1.32 : It's not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be
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5 2 3.8.1.33 : The tis bottle
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5 2 3.8.1.34 : Mourners can view the left-overs
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5 2 3.8.1.35 : Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes
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5 2 3.8.1.36 : I left my harp in Sam Frank's Disco
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5 2 3.8.1.37 : The boat tipped over a guess who died, do da, do da
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5 2 3.8.1.38 : No west for the reary
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5 2 3.8.1.39 : Repaint, ye thinners
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5 2 3.8.1.40 : The hills are alive with the sound of music
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5 2 3.8.1.41 : There goes the barefoot boy with the teaks of Chan
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5 2 3.8.1.42 : The Moron Tab and Apple Choir
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5 2 3.8.1.43 : Better Nate than lever
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5 2 3.8.1.44 : Squaw buried Shortcake
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5 2 3.8.1.45 : The reign was called on account of the game
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5 2 3.8.1.46 : Swallowed them all - hawk, lion and stinker
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5 2 3.8.1.47 : The worst case of van areal disease ever seen
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5 2 3.8.1.48 : Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
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5 2 3.8.1.49 : Arty chokes, three for a dollar
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5 2 3.8.1.50 : When you're out of slits, you're out of pier
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5 2 3.8.1.51 : The first obscene clone fall
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5 2 3.8.1.52 : I was reaped
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5 2 3.8.1.53 : The heartbreak of Sir Ryusis
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5 3 3.8.0. : Miscellaneous
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5 3 3.8.0.1 : Where's the "P?"
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5 3 3.8.0.2 : Potato princess can not marry a newsman because he is just commentator
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5 3 3.8.0.3 : When asked how her date went, an Italian girl answers, "Me a mama."
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5 3 3.8.0.4 : Her neck is dirty
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5 3 3.8.0.5 : Frog asks bird that ate him if he's [messing on] him
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5 3 3.8.0.6 : Stupid man does not care if cows heard him
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5 3 3.8.0.7 : Story using brand name of cigarettes
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5 3 3.8.0.8 : Beethoven is decomposing
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5 3 3.8.0.9 : Have you ever blown tennis shoe at a hundred and ten
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5 3 3.8.0.10 : Found my door shut wide open
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5 3 3.8.0.11 : May be [crap], but it's my bread and butter
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5 3 3.8.0.12 : Hard to make both ends meet
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5 3 3.8.0.13 : Diarrhea runs through your genes
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5 3 3.8.0.14 : Tell boy chromosomes from a girl by pulling down their genes
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5 3 3.8.0.15 : Baby is not hurt because it is hit with lite beer
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5 3 3.8.0.16 : Black and white and read all over
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5 3 3.8.0.17 : One bright day in the middle of the night
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5 3 3.8.0.18 : Baby bigger is a little bigger
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5 3 3.8.0.19 : Man who lost his left side
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5 3 3.8.0.20 : Cross an elephant with rhino
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5 3 3.8.0.21 : Wok is something you frow at wibbit
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5 3 3.8.0.22 : Germany got hungry, ate turkey fried in grease
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5 3 3.8.0.23 : Baby born with "bear" feet
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5 3 3.8.0.24 : How to catch a unique bunny
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5 3 3.8.0.25 : Tattoo's favorite kind of M&M's
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5 3 3.8.0.26 : What one eye said to the other
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5 3 3.8.0.27 : Why the little moron did not fall off Empire State Building
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5 3 3.8.0.28 : What Moses was doing at Red Sea
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5 3 3.8.0.29 : Why flowers are lazy
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5 3 3.8.0.30 : Man who fell into lens-grinding machine
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5 3 3.8.0.31 : What do you say to a one-legged hitchhicker?
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5 3 3.8.0.32 : What did the scale say?
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5 3 3.8.0.33 : Deaf man and the cross gaurds.
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5 4-5 3.9. : Numbskull Tales
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5 4 3.9.1 : "For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
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5 4 3.9.2 : Man gets drunk instead of buying flour, so he walks back to two to get flour
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5 4 3.9.3 : Man who was to be eaten by cannibals peed in their soup
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5 4 3.9.4 : Man uses hotshot to herd steers; gets kicked in face
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5 4 3.9.5 : Boss of ditch digger tells ditch digger to hit his hand before he moves it
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5 4 3.9.6 : Mental institute inmate tells another to get some toilet paper when seagull messes on him
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5 4 3.9.7 : People want lady to commit grandson to asylum because he was fishing in bathtub
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5 4 3.9.8 : Boy who is necking with girl lowers voice when she tells him lower
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5 4 3.9.9 : Sign in Yellowstone says, "Approaching Lake Area," so a tourist will not believe it is Yellowstone Lake
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5 4 3.9.10 : Boys wonder what "lbs." are while unloading supplies
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5 4 3.9.11 : Hunters pull deer by legs; then pull it by antlers because it is easier, but truck gets farther away
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5 4 3.9.12 : Farmer measures horses so can tell them apart; finds that black horse is one hand taller than white horses
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5 4 3.9.13 : Farmer can not get logs through city gate; they finally decide to turn them lengthwise
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5 4 3.9.14 : Silly Sally knew that flower could not excrete all that manure
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5 4 3.9.15 : Silly Sally laughed when boy took off her clothes because she knew they would not fit him
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5 4 3.9.16 : Silly Sally laughed when boy put his hand down her shirt because she knew her money was not there
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5 4 3.9.17 : Nancy Naive laughed when doctor told her she was having twins because she knew she had only done it once
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5 4 3.9.18 : Drunk keeps running into telephone pole and thinks he is lost in impenetrable forest
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5 4 3.9.19 : Dot on contact lenses case so blind people know which contact goes in which eye
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5 4 3.9.20 : Similarity between plum and elephant
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5 4 3.9.21 : Pollack scientist deducts that frog without legs is deaf
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5 4 3.9.22 : Why man jumped off cliff
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5 4 3.9.23 : Moron tells psychiatrist what picture of three trees is
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5 4 3.9.24 : Suit does not fit so tailor tells man to bend his knees and slant shoulders
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5 4 3.9.25 : If seagulls knew they were Maughans, they would crap on them
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5 4 3.9.26 : Boy eats family and gets bigger and bigger until he burps
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5 4 3.9.27 : Best was to call monster
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5 4 3.9.28 : Man finds wrapping paper in drawer after they hear rapping in their new house
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5 4 3.9.29 : The ghost with one black eye
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5 5 3.9.30 : Norwegians check to see if blinkers are working
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5 5 3.9.31 : Eat that joke because it was corny
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5 5 3.9.32 : Lady asks doctor for second opinion; so he says she is ugly too
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5 5 3.9.33 : What duck and bicycle have in common
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5 5 3.9.34 : How to divide twelve apples evenly among thirteen men
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5 5 3.9.35 : Why one man who falls into lake does not get hair wet
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5 5 3.9.36 : What turkeys can do that nobody else can
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5 5 3.9.37 : Where Christmas comes before Thanksgiving
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5 5 3.9.38 : One out of every three kids is born Chinese
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5 5 3.9.39 : Man driving Honda gets his suspenders caught in door of Corvette
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5 5 3.9.40 : Man in New York gets run over every five minutes
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5 5 3.9.41 : Seniors can go any damn place they please
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5 5 3.9.42 : If Pete fell off fence, Repeat was left
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5 5 3.9.43 : Why man cut hole in umbrella
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5 5 3.9.44 : Man who kept both feet on ground had hard time getting his pants on
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5 5 3.9.45 : Boy trying to sneak past farmer says he is cat when he makes loud noise
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5 5 3.9.46 : Man driving wrong way on one way street did not see Indians
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5 5 3.9.47 : Voice in cave says, "You need a shave."
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5 5 3.9.48 : "I got you where I want you, now I'm going to eat you."
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5 5 3.9.49 : "When the log rolls over, we will drown."
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5 5 3.9.50 : Man asks if Bloody Finger wants a Band-Aid
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5 5 3.9.51 : Ice Fishing.
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5 6 3.10. : Animal Jokes and Anecdotes
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5 6 3.10.1 : Parrot keeps saying "Who is it?" when the plumber comes to the door.
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5 6 3.10.2 : Snake eats wide mouthed frog
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5 6 3.10.3 : Bear blesses food before he eats hunter
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5 6 3.10.4 : "That's the third queer rooster I've shot this week."
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5 6 3.10.5 : All baby mole can smell is molasses when he can not get out of hole
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5 6 3.10.6 : Bull says wants to stay in pasture for heifer and heifer
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5 6 3.10.7 : What is black, white and red all over?
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5 6 3.10.8 : What is red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?
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5 6 3.10.9 : Why elephants have short tails
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5 6 3.10.10 : Why elephants have round feet
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5 6 3.10.11 : Why elephant married ant
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5 6 3.10.12 : How to lift elephant
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5 6 3.10.13 : What elephants do from two to four in afternoon
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5 6 3.10.14 : Why pygmies are short
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5 6 3.10.15 : Why elephants wear sneakers
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5 6 3.10.16 : How to know when elephant is in house
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5 6 3.10.17 : Elephant who had diarrhea
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5 6 3.10.18 : Why crows are black
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5 6 3.10.19 : Hunting dog sees two birds screwing around in bushes
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5 6 3.10.20 : How to catch polar bear
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5 6 3.10.21 : What to call seagull that will not eat grasshoppers
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5 6 3.10.22 : Why cows have bells around necks
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5 6 3.10.23 : What a 500 pound canary says
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5 6 3.10.24 : How many lions to fill empty cage
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5 6 3.10.25 : Bartender tells grasshopper they have a drink named after him
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5 6 3.10.26 : What to call female elephant hitch-hiker
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5 6 3.10.27 : Five things that have milk in them
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5 6 3.10.28 : What bird is after it is four days old
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5 6 3.10.29 : Why elephants paint their toenails different colors
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5 6 3.10.30 : Lady feeds her frozen cat gasoline
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5 6 3.10.31 : Fifth pig goes into bar; does not use restroom because he is the pig that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home
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5 6 3.10.32 : Why chicken crossed the road
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5 6 3.10.33 : Why elephants wear tennies
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5 6 3.10.34 : Difference between chicken and elephant
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5 6 3.10.35 : What to do when gorilla knocks on door
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5 6 3.10.36 : What chicken said when it laid square egg
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5 6 3.10.37 : Why chicken lays egg
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5 6 3.10.38 : Absent-minded cow gives milk of amnesia
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5 6 3.10.39 : Why dog is like tree
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5 6 3.10.40 : Big, purple rock eater
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5 6 3.10.41 : Penguin typewriter
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5 6 3.10.42 : Pigeon Shat in Me Eye
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5 7 3.11. : Dialect Jokes
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5 7 3.11.1 : Portagee threw the wrong butt out the window.
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5 7 3.11.2 : Man is called Danish s of a b
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5 7 3.11.3 : War'd ya git such a gargeous arrange farmal. (Southern Utah)
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5 7 3.11.4 : Aye, a' ae oo
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5 7 3.11.5 : Teacher asks student to spell "orse."
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5 7 3.11.6 : German needs car name from Japanese man quickly; Japanese asks "Dat soon?"
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5 7 3.11.7 : "I'm the viper, and I'm coming this afternoon."
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5 7 3.11.8 : Japanese man yellos 'Surprise!' after told he was in charge of supplies
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5 8 3.12. : Joke Fads
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5 8 3.12.1. : Knock, Knock
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5 8 3.12.1.1 : "Banana who" and "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
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5 8 3.12.1.2 : "Car go beep, beep, run over Easter Bunny."
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5 8 3.12.1.3 : "You've forgotten me already."
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5 8 3.12.1.4 : "Dwain the tub, I'm drowning."
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5 8 3.12.1.5 : Wrong person starts joke
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5 8 3.12.0. : Miscellaneous
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5 8 3.12.0.1 : "Asks me if I'm an alligator."
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5 8 3.12.0.2 : Termite eats Noah's ark and says, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
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5 9 3.13. : Didactic Jokes
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5 9 3.13.1 : Lazy bum will not eat corn because it is not shucked
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5 9 3.13.2 : Little Burned Face poetically describes chief and is therefore chosen to be bride
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5 9 3.13.3 : Girl chosen as wife because she does not waste any cheese
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5 9 3.13.4 : Homely girl moves broom instead of stepping over it; therefore chosen prince's wife
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5 9 3.13.5 : Little boy let air out of truck's tires so it can go under bridge
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5 9 3.13.6 : Lady makes sign that says "Pisen Spring" to advertise pies; travelers think it means poison springs
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5 9 3.13.7 : Man convinces himself that attendant will ask $150 as deposit; he does not use jack he needs
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5 9 3.13.8 : Young girl fantasizes about marriage; spills milk that will make dreams come true
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5 9 3.13.9 : Boy breaks younger brother's kite; racked with guilt even though his brother told him to forget about it
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5 9 3.13.10 : Man shuns younger brother for friends; friends will not help him when his wife purposely gets him in trouble
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5 9 3.13.11 : Lady buys new clothes for dirty boy; tells him to bathe and boy becomes popular
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5 9 3.13.12 : Little boy steals pencil; lead to more serious crimes until finally murders man
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5 9 3.13.13 : Father gets very angry at liquor retailers when daughter is killed in automobile accident; finds out that daughter had taken his own liquor
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5 9 3.13.14 : Marine confronts dying old man by pretending to be son, even though he really was not
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5 9 3.13.15 : Father asks sons to break bundle of sticks. First tries to break whole bundle and fails. Second breaks sticks separately
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5 9 3.13.16 : Sheepherder cries "wolf" twice when there were no wolves; when wolves did come, the people would not help him
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5 9 3.13.17 : Farmer spends all money buying big car that breaks down; other farmer spends just little money on smaller, more reliable car
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5 9 3.13.18 : Silver bells, which only ring when gift given with pure heart place on alter; ring when small girl places silver coin on alter
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5 10 3.0. : Miscellaneous
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5 10 3.0.1 : Small dirty Neanderthal man lift up arm; able to drag off good looking woman
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5 10 3.0.2 : Prisoners shout out numbers instead of repeating jokes
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5 10 3.0.3 : Man picks up hitch-hiker who says she is witch
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5 10 3.0.4 : Old lady says, "Come in," after knocking on some wood
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5 10 3.0.5 : Boy working in store used clever comebacks to stay out of trouble
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5 10 3.0.6 : "I left my cigarettes at the bar."
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5 10 3.0.7 : What has red nose and lives in test tube?
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5 10 3.0.8 : "My parents were so poor they couldn't afford to have me, so the neighbors did."
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5 10 3.0.9 : Recipe for elephant stew
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5 10 3.0.10 : Recipe for stuffing
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5 10 3.0.11 : City ordinance in Sugar City that you can not spit in Rexburg
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5 10 3.0.12 : How to lose ten pounds of ugly fat
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5 10 3.0.13 : Where trucks would meet
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5 10 3.0.14 : What King Kong uses for roll-on deodorant
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5 10 3.0.15 : Cross LSD with birth control pills
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5 10 3.0.16 : How you know a plane is from North Dakota
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5 10 3.0.17 : Inside Jokes
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5 10 3.0.18 : Butt Cheeks
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4:  Formula Tales
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6 1 4.1: Rounds
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6 1 4.1.1: Antonio rose and told the following tale...
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6 1 4.1.2 : Said Brigham Young to Brigham Old, "Twas a dark and stormy night..."
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6 1 4.1.3 : Captain, tell us a story..
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6 1 4.1.4 : A soldier rode up to Jack and said, "Tell us a story Jack...."
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6 1 4.1.5 : Shorty said to Tally, "Will you please read me a story..."
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6 1 4.1.6 : Scout master suggested telling ghost stories and asked Jack to tell some
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6 1 4.1.7 : Some Indians were sitting around their campfire when chief rose and said..
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6 1 4.1.8 : Twelve men were huddled around campfire when leader turned to one and said, "Jones, tell us a story..."
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6 2 4.2. : Catch Tales
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6 2 4.2.1 : Patience, jackass, patience.
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6 2 4.2.2 : 1q, 2q, 3q, 4q, 5q..
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6 2 4.2.3 : Brick layer has one extra brick and throws it away. Poodle that was thrown out of train is found with brick in mouth
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6 2 4.2.4 : Pea Green Soup
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6 2 4.2.5 : What's up doc?
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6 2 4.2.6 : What do you call little box in front of car?
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6 2 4.2.7 : Drunken worker is about to stab boss when boss dives for crack in tent and wakes up
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6 2 4.2.8 : Man travels all around world looking for Siberian Peach Pie. When finally finds some, he orders another kind of pie
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6 2 4.2.9 : Four kids go to scary house; one dies of shock. Two weeks later, one gets burned to death after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks after that, one gets stabbed after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks later, last receives letter to beware of dark
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6 2 4.2.10 : Camper gets pulled back by leg
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6 2 4.2.11 : Woman pulls girl's leg after she says girl looks like her daughter who died three years earlier
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6 2 4.2.12 : Father of crippled girl pulls boy's leg to get him to take out his daughter
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6 2 4.2.13 : Boy steals lady's packages after she eats his meal. Packages are filled with bunch of bull
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6 2 4.2.14 : Girl steals lady's package after lady steals her tickets to movie. Pack filled with bull
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6 2 4.2.15 : Man takes wife's golden arm from grave; wife then appears to him demanding arm
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6 2 4.2.16 : Little boys dress as ghosts and scare people when they take dime from house
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6 2 4.2.17 : Lady tells boy in store that he looks exactly like son who had died. Lady then said boy would pay for her groceries; he caught her and pulled her leg
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6 2 4.2.18 : Doctor slept in attic of couple's house. During night, doctor woke up and found man standing over him with knife; man cut down ham
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6 2 4.2.19 : "Shut up [butt], I know what I'm doing!"
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6 2 4.2.20 : Man drops watch in lake and big fish swallows it. Later catches big fish and finds fish guts inside
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6 2 4.2.21 : Boy dropped coin in lake. Several years later, he caught fish and while cleaning it, struck something hard
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6 2 4.2.22 : "I want my liver."
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6 2 4.2.23 : Person has invisible little brother in their pocket and asks someone to hold his coat while he does tricks
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6 3 4.3: Unfinished Tales
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6 3 4.3.1 : Penguin is able to swim in cold water because he says, "Radio, radio..." under his breath.
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6 3 4.3.2 : Man kills wife when she asks him why he keeps black alligator in white pool and white alligator in black pool
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6 3 4.3.3 : Boy asks for green golf balls when he advances from grade to grade in school
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6 3 4.3.4 : Tin is bended and now my story's ended
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6 3 4.0. : Miscellaneous
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6 3 4.0.1: Man is kidnapped by gypsies while on his way to nail store
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5:  Tall Tales
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5.1: Tales Dealing with Animals
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6 4 5.1.1: Hunting Tales
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6 4 5.1.1.1: Hunter kills bear so big that it's head was in Arkansas and it's tail was in Gulf of Mexico.
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6 4 5.1.1.2 : Man catches twelve turkeys and kills two foxes, twelve geese, twelve ducks, and rabbit when his gun explodes
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6 4 5.1.1.3 : Man shoots five deer which were standing in line
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6 4 5.1.1.4 : Deer rubs itself against tree until there is nothing left but neck and head
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6 4 5.1.1.5 : Man kills wounded elk by lassoing it and winding it around tree and then slitting it's throat
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6 4 5.1.1.6 : Man shoots deer with cherry stones as shot. The next year, he sees deer with cherry tree growing out of head
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6 4 5.1.1.7 : Man kills buffalo and then crawls inside carcass to keep warm during snowstorm
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6 4 5.1.1.8 : Man can not decide which turkey to shoot so he aims between them; bullet splits and kills both of them
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6 4 5.1.1.9 : Man was such good shot that he salted his bullet so meat would not spoil before he got to it
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6 4 5.1.1.10 : Man outruns father while being chased by bear
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6 4 5.1.1.11 : Man slit deer's throat while sliding on ice
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6 4 5.1.1.12 : Man killed buffalo and got into carcass to stay warm; carcass froze and he could not get out. Started thinking of all bad things he had done; felt so guilty and small that he could crawl out of carcass
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6 4 5.1.1.13 : Man cuts deer throat while riding on it's back
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6 4 5.1.1.14 : [People] on opossum hunt run into bear; crippled old man runs so fast that beat dogs home
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6 5 5.1.2. : Fishing Tales
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6 5 5.1.2.1 : Man catches big fish after it had gotten away once.
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6 5 5.1.2.2 : Fish follows man everywhere he goes; fish falls in ditch and drowns
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6 5 5.1.2.3 : Man catches fish using chicken for bait, hay hook for hook, and block and tackle as line
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6 6 5.1.3: Wild Animals
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6 6 5.1.3.1: Man plays violin to keep wolves from attacking him.
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6 6 5.1.3.2 : Man turns attacking bear inside out
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6 6 5.1.3.3 : Hillside Galoots are animals that have two legs that are shorter so they can stand straight on hills
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6 6 5.1.3.4 : Man disguises wolf trap by pouring urine from female dog in heat on it
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6 6 5.1.3.5 : Man milks bear in dark instead of cow
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6 6 5.1.3.6 : Man who lost horse, roped bear and rode it into town
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6 6 5.1.3.7 : Two old hunters lure bears into cabin so young man can skin bears
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6 6 5.1.3.8 : Man catches rattlesnakes with bare hands
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6 6 5.1.3.9 : Man who is surrounded gets away by turning mountain lion inside out and then throwing it at bear and tiger; knocking them into river where alligator eats them
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6 6 5.1.3.10 : Mosquitoes drain blood from two sheep
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6 6 5.1.3.11 : Mosquitoes are so thick that smoke from fire can not rise
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6 6 5.1.3.12 : Mosquitoes puncture spare tire of car
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6 6 5.1.3.13 : Mosquitoes' stingers so long they went through side of water tank
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6 6 5.1.3.14 : Mosquitoes carry off wagon and several sheep
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6 6 5.1.3.15 : Two mosquitoes say they had better eat person there; so big one would not get the person
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6 6 5.1.3.16 : Tarantula as big as steering wheel crawled across road
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6 6 5.1.3.17 : Rattlesnake bites drunken man and dies because of alcohol
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6 6 5.1.3.18 : Man takes grasshopper from rattlesnake; gives whiskey as trade
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6 6 5.1.3.19 : Mosquitoes are so big they have landing strip and air show
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6 6 5.1.3.20 : Bear tries to shake ranger out of tree; when ranger does not fall, bear gets beaver
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6 6 5.1.3.21 : Kanackity cat is cross between cat and skunk
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6 6 5.1.3.22 : Man being chased in circles around stump by bear cuts the bear off piece by piece and feeds it to itself
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6 6 5.1.3.23 : Trapper kills wolf that is so big that when slung over a horse, tail drags on one side and nose on other side
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6 6 5.1.3.24 : Man escapes wolves by throwing meat to them while running away
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6 6 5.1.3.25 : Men see catfish size of small truck
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6 7 5.1.4: Domestic Animals
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6 7 5.1.4.1 : Hunting dog able to smell bear hairs, flush out Bob White birds, and cries when hunter misses.
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6 7 5.1.4.2 : Dog went into pocket but could not be found. Next spring, hunter found skeleton of dog still in point
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6 7 5.1.4.3 : Coon dog so smart it would find coon to fit stretching board
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6 7 5.1.4.4 : Man yells "Whoa!" while Indians are eating his reliable horse; horse stopped and choked Indians
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6 7 5.1.4.5 : Man yells "Whoa!" just before he and horse hit ground; horse stops mid-air
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6 7 5.1.4.6 : Wise old horse goes to blacksmith when it's horseshoes are too tight
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6 7 5.1.4.7 : Two cats tied together by tails; hung over clothes line. In morning, there is nothing left but knot in tails
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6 7 5.1.4.8 : Horses freeze to death when corn in field pops because of heat
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6 8 5.2. : Remarkable Person
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6 8 5.2.1 : Boy will not go to town with friends because he will not wash his hands and face
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6 8 5.2.2 : Friends of student who drinks a lot put intestines of cadaver in toilet to get student to stop drinking
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6 8 5.2.3. : Man dug so many post holes in one day that it took three days to walk home
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6 8 5.2.4 : Man hangs upside down in hayloft for three weeks
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6 8 5.2.5 : Man cuts hundred acre field in four days
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6 8 5.2.6 : Man can carry two salt barrels that usually take two men to lift one barrel
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6 8 5.2.7 : Man rode into camp on bear with rattlesnake as whip and had mountain lion on shoulder
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6 8 5.2.8 : Man jumps, does flip, touches ceiling, does another flip and then lands on feet
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6 8 5.2.9 : Man throws a jake staff out of rolling truck and kills elk with it
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6 8 5.2.10 : Man outruns Indians on horseback
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6 8 5.2.11 : Man out-drove storm but back of wagon filled with snow
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6 8 5.2.12 : Man turns down ride in car because he is in hurry
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6 8 5.2.13 : Boy outruns snake and leaves shape of boy in screen door
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6 8 5.2.14 : Old people were quick-frozen to save food in winter
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6 8 5.2.15 : Man tells another man time twenty years after second man had asked him
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6 8 5.2.16 : Man crossed milkweed with strawberries to provide strawberries and cream from vine
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6 8 5.2.17 : Man figures exactly how many nails are required to build home
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6 8 5.2.18 : "I don't know the man in the robes, but the man next to him is so and so."
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6 8 5.2.19 : Man who never gets nervous, gets in saddle backwards when dam breaks
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6 8 5.2.20 : Man bakes biscuits with sand in them so he will not have to cook anymore
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6 8 5.2.21 : Man fights dog while he's buried up to waist; bites dog's nose to win
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6 8 5.2.22 : Railroad camp is so bad that dead men were eaten for breakfast
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6 8 5.2.23 : One Siamese twin has heart attack but other dies from it
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6 8 5.2.24 : Russian Jew wants to immigrate to Israel, brings statue head with him
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6 9 5.3: Plants, Fruits and Vegetables
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6 9 5.3.1 : Trees twisted because chipmunk ran around branches of it while owl sat on top looking for chipmunk.
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6 9 5.3.2 : Trees twisted because ratchet worm would twist top of tree
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6 10 5.4: Geography and Topography
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6 10 5.4.1 : Mountains echo so much that girl yelled at night and it came back just in time to wake her up in morning
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6 10 5.4.2 : Land so flat that can see forty miles when standing on sardine can
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6 10 5.4.3 : Texas corn so big that twenty-nine crows can stand on one ear
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6 10 5.4.4 : Swimming pool shaped like footprint made by Paul Bunyan
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6 10 5.4.5 : Water so hard that magnet is used to draw it to surface
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6 10 5.4.6 : Water drains clockwise north of equator and counter clockwise south of it
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6 11 5.5: Weather and Climate
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6 11 5.5.1 : Steer blown against fence so long that starved to death
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6 11 5.5.2 : Valley so cold that railroad tracks huddle together to stay warm
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6 11 5.5.3 : North wind hits suddenly and freezes water mid-air
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6 11 5.5.4 : So cold mercury in thermometer broke through bottom and ran six inches down broom handle
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6 11 5.5.5 : Snow so deep that people have to crawl down chimneys
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6 11 5.5.6 : Freeze comes so fast that herds of cattle would freeze and then thaw in Spring
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6 11 5.5.7 : Wind drives piece of straw through fence post
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6 11 5.5.8 : When wind stopped blowing, telephone pole fell over
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6 11 5.5.9 : Snow so deep that you could walk over fences
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6 11 5.5.10: All four seasons can be seen in one hour
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6 11 5.5.11 : So hot that dog was chasing coyote and both were walking
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6 11 5.5.12 : Wind and dust so thick that gophers were burrowing fifteen feet in air
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6 11 5.5.13 : Wind blew so hard that fence in Alberta was blown mile into Saskatchewan
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6 11 5.5.14 : Farmers plow using sharp-shod horses so they will not slip on ice in Spring
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6 11 5.5.15 : Man ties horse to pole in winter; chinook came and melted snow and man found horse tied to steeple
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6 11 5.5.16 : Horse have to run to keep sleigh runners on snow during chinook winds
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6 11 5.5.17 : Man flung saddle across post in winter; chinook melted snow and saddle was on top of telephone pole
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6 11 5.5.18 : Man took wife to doctor when reins frozen. When got to town, ground was dry and when they got home dog died of thirst
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6 11 5.5.19 : People were lying on ground because wind had stopped blowing
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6 11 5.5.20 : Farmers' only crop is rocks and they have to set traps to catch them
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6 11 5.5.21 : Got so hot that corn in field popped and mule froze to death
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6 11 5.5.22 : Bale of hay freezes in mid-air and comes down three months later
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6 11 5.5.23 : Fence riders find cowboy buried up to hat by sand storm with horse underneath him
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6 11 5.5.24 : One winter it snowed seventy feet and froze all buffalo
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6 12 5.6. : Absurd Logic or Lack of Logic
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6 12 5.6.1 : Harness that is wet stretches but dries next day and pulls wagon in two.
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6 12 5.6.2 : Boy without navel given one by using Phillip's screw driver
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6 12 5.6.3 : Man makes hot chili, takes crap and year later find coyotes still warming hands over it
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6 12 5.6.4 : Skin of deer shot in light of moon and keeps stretching; skin of deer shot in dark keeps shrinking
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6 12 5.6.5 : Train keeps backing up because it is afraid of ladies' umbrellas
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6 12 5.6.6 : Bourbon, blonde and barefoot boy
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6 12 5.6.7 : Airplanes dump green paint over submarines so periscopes will not work. As result, submarines go higher until they can be shot out of air
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6 12 5.6.8 : Hodja says that neighbor's pan had died so he could not return it
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6 12 5.6.9 : Boy keeps adding water to pot of rice until whole camp is filled with it
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6 12 5.6.10: Man tries to read newspaper to cover up illiteracy but it is upside down
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6 12 5.6.11 : Lady grabs boy in store thinking it is her son who had died earlier. Boy ends up buying groceries
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6 12 5.6.12 : Man leaning on shovel will hit the dog that peed on him because he didn't have another shovel
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6 12 5.6.13 : Man turned cows upside down to milk them so he could get cream
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6 12 5.6.14 : Tourist will not believe that cat is knocking down boulder to prevent avalanche
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6 12 5.6.15 : Carpenter hits thumb again to teach it lesson for getting hit first time
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6 12 5.6.16 : Lady signed all of checks and then lost checkbook
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6 12 5.6.17 : Mosquito so large, it landed in an airport and got filled with gas
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6 12 5.6.18 : Smartest man in the world takes boy scouts backpack instead of parachute
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6 13 5.0: Miscellaneous
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6 13 5.0.1 : Pregnant lady says she was not in condition when she got on slow moving train
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6 13 5.0.2 : Young man loses engagement ring and then digs up mountain looking for it
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6 13 5.0.3 : Man removes body and gets in coffin to see how comfortable it is
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6 13 5.0.4 : Inexperienced nurse causes patient's foot to become crippled because she gave wrong shot
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Subjects

    • Corporate Names :
    • Utah State University. Folklore Program.  ( contributor)
    • Subject Terms :
    • Folklore archives--Utah.
    • Folklore--West (U.S.)
    • Shaggy-dog stories--Folklore.
    • Tales.
    • Tall tales
    • Wit and humor--Folklore.

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