Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech, 1960-2018

Overview of the Collection

Creator
Fife Folklore Archives
Title
Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech
Dates
1960-2018 (inclusive)
Quantity
18 Boxes (ca. 3000 items), (9 linear feet)
Collection Number
UUS_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 3: Speech
Summary
Folk speech collected by undergraduate students in USU (1960s to present) and BYU (1960 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S.
Repository
Utah State University, Merrill-Cazier Library, Special Collections and Archives Division
Special Collections & Archives
Merrill-Cazier Library
Utah State University
Logan, UT
84322-3000
Telephone: 4357978248
Fax: 4357972880
scweb@usu.edu
Access Restrictions
Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

Languages
English.
Sponsor
Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008

Historical NoteReturn to Top

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:

  • Group 1: customs (foodways)
  • Group 2: belief
  • Group 3: speech
  • Group 4: tales and jokes
  • Group 5: songs
  • Group 6: games and pranks
  • Group 7: legends: character (boxes 15-16), contemporary (boxes 20-27), etiological (boxes 17-19), human condition (boxes 13-14.2), supernatural non-religious (boxes 7-12), and supernatural religious (boxes 1-6)
  • Group 8: material culture
  • Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Content DescriptionReturn to Top

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 3: Speech consists of approximately 2,500 individual items of folk speech collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

  • 1.Children's Rhymes and Sayings
  • 2.Fun and Humorous Rhymes and Sayings
  • 3.Occupational and Avocational Rhymes and Sayings
  • 4.Written Rhymes, Poetry, and Sayings
  • 5.Parodies
  • 6.Folk Speech
  • 7.Folk Poetry
  • 8.Proverbs, Proverb-like Sayings, Homilies
  • 9.Proverbial Comparisons
  • 10.Euphemisms
  • 11.Language
  • 12.Wellerisms
  • 13.Spoonerisms
  • 14.Electronic Speech

Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives.Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

For items submitted since December 2017, please see Student Folklore Fieldwork, housed in DigitalCommons.

Use of the CollectionReturn to Top

Restrictions on Use

Copyright

It is the responsibility of the user to obtain permission to publish from the owner of the copyright (the institution, the creator of the record, the author or his/her transferees, heirs, legates, or literary executors). The user agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Utah State University Libraries, its officers, employees, and agents from and against all claims made by any person asserting that he or she is an owner of copyright.

Patrons must sign and comply with the USU Special Collections and Archives Use Agreement and Reproduction Order form as well as any restrictions placed by the collector or informant(s).

Permission to publish material from the Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.

Preferred Citation

Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech, 1960-2018. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 3, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

Administrative InformationReturn to Top

Arrangement

Arrangement: topical.

Acquisition Information

The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 3: Speech cover the period from the early 1960s to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Processing Note

Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Merrisah Yonk, 2013; Heidi Williams 2014. Finding aid created by Randy Williams, October 2003.

Detailed Description of the CollectionReturn to Top

1. :  Children's Rhymes and SayingsReturn to Top

Container(s) Description Dates
Box Folder
1 1
1.1 : Nursery Rhymes
Box Folder
1 1
1.1.1 : It's raining, it's pouring
.14 (Items)
Undated
1 1
1.1.2 : There was a crooked man
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.3 : One, two, buckle your shoe
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.4 : Monday's child is fair of face
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.5. : Star light, star bright
.10 (Items)
Undated
1 1
1.1.6 : Georgie Porgie
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 1
1.1.7 : Humpty Dumpty
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.8 : Hope is like a harebell, trembling from it's birth
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.9 : Los Pollitos (Cheep, cheep, cheep)
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 1
1.1.10 : La Patita (The duck with her hat and shawl waddles)
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.11 : La Hormiguita (There goes the little ant with her umbrella)
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.12 : Los tres pecesitos (Three little fish went for a swim)
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.13 : Una Hormiguita (While running, an ant found a coin)
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.14 : Tiddly winks, tiddly winks
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.15 : Mama lived in Turkey town, Papa lived in Dover
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.16 : Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home
.14 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.17 : We are the spider fighters
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.18 : Head shoulders, knees and toes
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.19 : I'm a little teapot
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.20 : Jack and Jill
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.21 : Hey Diddle, Diddle
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.22 : Rain, rain go away, come again some other day
.5 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.23 : Mary, Mary quite contrary
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.24 : Little Jack Horner
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.25 : The Noble Duke of York
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.26 : Hickory, dickory, dock
.3 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.27 : Little Miss Muffit
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 2
1.1.28 : Row, row, row your boat
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 3
1.2 : Play Rhymes, Fingerplay Sayings
Undated
Box Folder
1 3
1.2.1 : This little piggy
.17 (Items)
Undated
1 3
1.2.2 : Shoe the (old) horse
.8 (Items)
Undated
1 3
1.2.3 : Wash the baby's (lady's) dishes
.3 (Items)
Undated
1 3
1.2.4 : Two little blackbirds sitting on a hill
.1-.2
Undated
1 3
1.2.5 : Eye-winker, tom-tinker
.6 (Items)
Undated
1 3
1.2.6 : My father your father
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 3
1.2.7 : Who wants a sack o' potatoes?
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 3
1.2.8 : Here comes a mouse
.3 (Items)
Undated
1 3
1.2.9 : I have a little sister
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 3
1.2.10 : Round and round the garden
.3 (Items)
Undated
1 4
1.2.11 : Here is the church, here is the steeple
.9 (Items); Digital Items: 1
Undated
1 4
1.2.12 : Lilleput, lilleput, Sally lost her locket
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 4
1.2.13 : Don't you dare laugh
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 4
1.2.14 : Ten little Indians standing in a row
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 4
1.2.15 : Five little monkeys
.6 (Item)
Undated
1 4
1.2.16 : See my finger, see my thumb
.3 (Item)
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1 4
1.2.17 : Five bees in a hive
.1 (Item)
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1 4
1.2.18 : Eensy Beensy Spider
.3 (Items)
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1 4
1.2.19 : One, Two, Three
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 4
1.2.20 : Fingers, Fingers
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.21 : Walk around the house
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.22 : Five little ducks
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.23 : Here sits the Lord Mayor
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.24 : Knock on the door
.4 (Items)
Undated
1 5
1.2.25 : Five little squirrels
.3 (Items)
Undated
1 5
1.2.26 : Four green and speckled frogs
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.27 : Tom-ee-tot, Slick-a-pot, Long-a-maugh
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.28 : Friend, foe, lover, beau
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.29 : See-saw Margerie Daw
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.30 : Name the toes
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.31 : Momma had a baby and it's head popped off (Dandelion Popping)
.7 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.32 : Shut up and drink your beer
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.33 : Door Knocker, Eye Winker
.4 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.34 : There was a little mousie and he lived right here..
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.35 : Ink rhyme
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.36 : Pins, needles. What goes up a chimeny? Smoke
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.37 : Tom Tinker, Eye Winker, Eye Blinker, Nose Dropper, Mouth Eater, Chin Chopper, Gulley, Gulley, Gulley
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.38 : Applum, Pearum, Kissenberry, Plum, Plum, Plum
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.39 : Here sits the Lord Mayor, here sits his two men
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.40 : Dimple, dimple, dimple me where will the babies dimple be
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.41 : There was a little mousie and he lived right here
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.42 : Du kleine fliege (tiny little fly)
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.43 : Tommy tot
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.44 : Baby's toes
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.45 : What do I see?
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.46 : This Little Froggy
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.47 : Did you eiver iever ever in your leaf life lofe
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.48: Little peed Pennarue Rudy Whistle Meri Hasle And a Great Big Gobble Gobble Gobble
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.49: Whoops Johnny
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.50: Leeleeput Golabraun Longman Sleekiput Little Peter Spielyman
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.51: Don't touch the baby
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 5
1.2.52: Gate Cherry Rhyme
Digital Items: 1
Undated
1 6
1.3 : Game and School Rhymes and Sayings
Box Folder
1 6
1.3.1 : Ring around the rosies
.9 (Items)
Undated
1 6
1.3.2 : Ollie, ollie oxen free
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 6
1.3.3 : I swear I will cooperate and no crossies count
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 6
1.3.4 : Dead ____in the middle of the road; I one it, you two it, I three it, you four it
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 6
1.3.5 : Tam Pierce, Tam Pierce, I stole your horse
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 6
1.3.6 : Sally's in the sugar bowl; she's been crying, because her mother's dying
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 6
1.3.7 : Baltimore; apple core; who's your friend?
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 6
1.3.8 : ___________'s it, ___________'s it; had a fit; couldn't get over her arithmetic
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 6
1.3.9 : Criss-cross double-cross nobody else can play with us
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 7
1.3.10 : Tick, tock, the game is locked
.21 (Items)
Undated
1 7
1.3.11 : Rhea, rhea runka
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 7
1.3.12 : Apple Cider, Pumpkin Pie, who's not ready holler I
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 7
1.3.13 : Step on a crack and you break your mother's back
.25 (Items); Digital Items: 1
Undated
1 7
1.3.14 : Daniel Boone was a man, a big man, but the bear was bigger
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.15 : I can fight and I can kill 'cause I'm the king of bunker-hill
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.16 : Introduce yourself
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.17 : Cross my heart and hope to die
.15 (Items)
Undated
1 8
1.3.18 : Place backs no say backs
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 8
1.3.19 : I'm gonna tell on you, you put ants in my pants, and made me do the boogie dance
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.20 : The name game
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.21 : No backs, touching black
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.22 : Handy dandy shake my hand - promise to obey, or else you pay
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.23 : I promise, I promise - if I cheat I'll die and you can stick a needle in my eye
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.24 : l 2 3 4 5 I caught a fish alive
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.25 : Teacher, Teacher I declare I see someone's underwear
.5 (Items)
Undated
1 8
1.3.26 : Boys go to Jupiter to get stupider; girls go to Mars to get more candy bars
.3 (Items)
Undated
1 8
1.3.27 : There's a place in France where the women wear no pants
.3 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.28 : Did you get the letter I sent? No. I must have forgotten to stamp it!
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.29 : Girls are sugar and spice and everything nice
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.30 : Apple, Peaches, Plums and Pies, who's not ready hollor "I"
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.31 : Teacher, Teacher I've been thinking, what the heck have you been drinking
.4 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.32 : Double rats, hails bells, well for sooth, far out right on, peachie-king
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.33 : Regergitate, regergitate, throw up all the food you ate. V-O-M-I-T vomit, vomit, vomit
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.34 : Fairy fine fellow queer through
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.35 : When you're kissin' your honey and you think it's runny don't stop cuz it's not
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.36 : White, white you die tonight
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.37 : I'll write on white and save yellow for your fellow
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.38 : Ink-a-bink, a bottle of ink, the cork fel out, and you stink
.4 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.39 : London Bridge is falling down
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.40 : Down by the banks of the hanky panky
.10 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.41 : Ready or not, you shall be caught
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.42 : Apples, peaches, plums and pies. Who's not ready holler I
.2 (Item)
Undated
1 8
1.3.43 : Rat-a-tat-tat
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 9
1.4 : Counting Out Rhymes and Sayings
Box Folder
1 9
1.4.1 : Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. (See also: 1.5.109)
.58 (Items)
Undated
1 9
1.4.2 : One potato, two potato
.29 (Items)
Undated
1 10
1.4.3 : Ip, dip, dip; my little ship
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 10
1.4.4 : Mr. Brown, went to town to get a bucket of paint
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 10
1.4.5 : Ina, mina, tipsa, tina . . . Out you go. (Eenie, Meenie, Tiska Teenie; Eny meeny hipla-dick; Ibitty, bibitty, sibitty, sab; eeny meeny pebble deeny)
.7 (Items)
Undated
1 10
1.4.6 : One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go
.5 (Items)
Undated
1 10
1.4.7 : My mother said to pick the very best one, and you're not it
.3 (Item)
Undated
1 10
1.4.8 : My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes
.29 (Items)
Undated
1 10
1.4.9 : I lit a match, then I blew it out
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 10
1.4.10: One re-orey ickory Ann; Philosy-pholosy Nickolas John
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 10
1.4.11 : Ena, meena, dixa, deena; acha, pacha, dominacha
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 10
1.4.12 : Icka, backa, soda cracker; icka, backa, boo
.4 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.13 : Engine, engine, number nine. (See also Speech 1.5.67)
.33(Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.14 : My ___ (dog/Elvis) died last night, what color was his ____ (blood/hair)?
.7 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.15 : Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish. (See also Speech 1.5.27)
.135(Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.16 : My shoe, how old are you?
.15 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.17 : Mickey Mouse built a house. How many bricks did he use?
.3 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.18 : Inky binky bottle of ink
.12 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.19 : Oneree, tworee, hickree on
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.20 : One saw, two saw, sickie saw san
.1 (Item)
Undated
1 11
1.4.21 : One, two, three, O'Leary
.1 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.22 : One fat hen and a couple of ducks
.1 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.23 : One, two, three, four, and five, I caught a hare alive; six, seven, eight, nine, and ten, I let him go again
.1 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.24 : 1 little, 2 little, 3 little Indians
.1 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.25 : My blue shoe how old are you...and you are not it
.22 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.26 : Tap, tap, no erase
.4 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.27 : Heads I win, tails you lose
.4 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.28 : There were ten in bed
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.29 : Quack diddly oso, quack quack quack
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.30: Cockroaches, cockraoches, in a dish
.1 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.31: One I love, two I love, three I love I say, four I love with all my heart... fifteen she dies of a broken heart
.2 (Items)
Undated
1 11
1.4.32: Daddy had a donkey and the donkey did die
.1 (Items)
Undated
2 1
1.5 : Jump-rope Rhymes and Sayings
Undated
Box Folder
2 1
1.5.1 : HELP
.16 (Items)
Undated
2 1
1.5.2 : Spelling out the alphabet
.2 (Item)
Undated
2 1
1.5.3 : Keep the kettle boiling
.5 (Items)
Undated
2 1
1.5.4 : Vote, vote, vote for _________
.5 (Items)
Undated
2 2-4
1.5.5 : Cinderella, dressed in yellow. (See also 1.5.5.73 for Cinderella dressed in pink.)
.146 (Items)
Undated
2 5 and 6
1.5.6 : Not last night, but the night before/Spanish dancer
.89(Items)
Undated
2 7
1.5.7 : Bluebells, cockle shells
.24 (Items)
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2 8
1.5.8 : Mabel, Mabel, set the table
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1.5.9 : Fudge, fudge, call the judge
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1.5.10 : Down by the river (ocean), down by the sea
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1.5.11 : Little Orphan Annie
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1.5.12 : I had a little __________, his name was ______, put him in the bathtub
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1.5.13 : I like coffee, I like tea
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1.5.14 : Grace, Grace, dressed in lace
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1.5.15 : Donald Duck was a one legged duck
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1.5.16 : Spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
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1.5.17 : Bo, bo, bo for _________; Charcoal _______ at the door
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1.5.18 : Charlie Chaplin (Marco Polo, Shirley Temple) went to France
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1.5.19 : Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin', what that stuff is you been drinkin'
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1.5.20 : Peach tree, plum tree
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1.5.21 : I was born in a frying pan
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1.5.22 : Pump, pump, pump the gasoline
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1.5.23 : Blondie and Dagwood went to town
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1.5.24 : Apple pie, cream, and tart
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1.5.25 : Ice cream soda, Delaware punch
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1.5.26 : We're having Lapioli; she's made from macaroni
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1.5.27 : Bubble gum in a dish; how many pieces do you wish? (See also Speech 1.4.15)
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1.5.28 : Ten little monkeys, jumping on a bed
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1.5.29 : Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.
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1.5.30 : White, white, you got married in a sewer pipe
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1.5.31 : I went to Arkansas, to buy myself a saw
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1.5.32 : ____________ sat on a pin; how many inches did it go in?
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1.5.33 : Red, white, and blue; stars shine on you
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1.5.34 : Bluebells, bluebells, daffodils and daisies
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1.5.35 : Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around
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1.5.36 : That crazy old man from China
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1.5.37 : Heigh ho, Silver; how 'bout a date?
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1.5.38 : I am a little Dutch girl, dressed in blue
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1.5.39 : I have a secret I won't tell
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1.5.40 : Apple, apple
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1.5.41 : Register, register, register for school
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1.5.42 : Strawberry shortcake, cream on top
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1.5.43 : The spades of eeni, beeni, pepsideeni
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1.5.44 : Tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, peas
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1.5.45 : Hi, hi up in the sky
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1.5.46 : Hi Diddly Dumpty
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1.5.47 : Way down south where I was born
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1.5.48 : Soloman Grundy
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1.5.49 : Red hot pepper
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1.5.50 : My sister had a boyfriend
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1.5.51 : My sister had a baby
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1.5.52 : Johnny over the ocean
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1.5.53 : Down in the meadow
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1.5.54 : Monkey, monkey bottle of beer
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1.5.55 : Two in together
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1.5.56 : Jack be Nimble
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1.5.57 : Queen Bee play with me
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1.5.58 : Teacher, teacher
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1.5.59 : There was an old woman
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1.5.60 : Sister, sister come on in
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1.5.61 : Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine
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1.5.62 : When I was two and going on three
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1.5.63 : Tell when your birthday comes
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1.5.64 : There sits ______, sweet as a rose
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1.5.65 : The clock stands still
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1.5.66 : Raspberry jam
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1.5.67 : Engine, engine. (See also Speech 1.4.13)
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1.5.68 : ______ drank some marmalade
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1.5.69 : Last night I went to the department store. (Elevator)
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1.5.70 : There sits _____ sweet as a rose
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1.5.71 : ______ and ______ sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of sixteen cents
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1.5.72 : Little Miss Pink, died last night
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1.5.73 : California Peaches come tap me on the back
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1.5.74 : High water, low water, evy, ivy, overs
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1.5.75 : My mother, your mother lived across the street. (See also Speech 1.6.9)
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1.5.76 : All in together according to the weather
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1.5.77 : Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her father forty whacks
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1.5.78 : There was a little turtle, he lived in a box
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1.5.79 : Ricky ricky rust/We're not allowed to cuss
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1.5.80 : Changing bedrooms one by one
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1.5.81 : Helicopter, helicopter turn around
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1.5.82 : Gyspy lady do the splits, gypsy lady give a high kick
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1.5.83 : One, Two, buckle my shoe
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1.5.84 : Two little love birds sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. See also: 6.3.4.8
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1.5.85 : Down by the river where the green grass grows, there sits Mary as pretty as a rose
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1.5.86 : Say, say old playmate, come out and play with me
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1.5.87 : It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoring
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1.5.88 : Keep the pot a-boilin' just for ______
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1.5.89 : Buster, Buster climb the tree
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1.5.90 : Tillie the toiler, sat on a boiler
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1.5.91 : Rooms for rent, inquire within, when I move out, let (name) move in
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1.5.92 : I wish I had a nickel, I wish I had a dime
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1.5.93 : Here comes the teacher with the big fat stick
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1.5.94 : I went downtown to see Miss Brown
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1.5.95 : Sally Rand, lost her fan. Run, run, run, as fast as you can
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1.5.96 : Who's for the planets, who's for the stars
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1.5.97 : Sugar and cream, bread and butter, what's the name of my true lover? A, B
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1.5.98 : Bread and butter, sugar and spice, how many boys think I am nice? 1. 2, 3
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1.5.99 : My mother sent me down to get some potatoes, how many potatoes did she send me to get? 1, 2, 3
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1.5.100 : One little, two little, three little cabbage patch
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1.5.101 : My brother went to sea, sea, sea; to see what he could see, see, see
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1.5.102 : Last night I saw upon the stair, a little man who wasn't there
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1.5.103 : Over the Garden Wall I watched my baby fall
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1.5.104 : Standing at the Corner Chewing bubble gum
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1.5.105 : Sailor, Sailor do your duty
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1.5.106 : Diamond, ruby, emerald, pearl
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1.5.107 : Let's play school
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1.5.108 : My wee brother is no good
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1.5.109 : Eni, eni, mino, mo, set the baby on the po (pot)
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1.5.110 : Anna Banana played the piana
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1.5.111 : Janet, Janet don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! (Change names each time)
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1.5.112 : Birdie, birdie, in the sky; why you'd drop that in my eye; I'm a big boy, I don't cry; Boy, I am sure glad the elephants don't fly
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1.5.113 : ____ and ____ were sitting on the porch, their lips were tightly pressed, the old man gave the signal, and the bulldog did the rest
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1.5.114 : Ice cream, ice cream cherry on top!
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1.5.115 : Postman, postman do your duty. . .She can lift her petticoats high above her hips and split
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1.5.116 : Jump left, jump right, jump the rope, gonna get married don't you hope. One it's an old man, two it's a frog, three it's __ sittin' on a log
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1.5.117 : Judge, judge, the judge is eating beans, now he's in the bathtub letting submarines
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1.5.118 : Mable, Mable, set the table, don't forget the salt and pepper (turn)
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1.5.119 : Susie took the cookies from the cookie jar; "Who me?", "Yes you!" Couldn't be, then who?.
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1.5.120 : Riddle me this, and riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat!
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1.5.121 : Texas Texaco, Over the hills to Mexico, Do the splits, splits, splits, Do the kicks, kicks, kicks
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1.5.122 : Blue bells, cockle shells, Evie, Ivy, Overhead
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1.5.123 : Salt, vinigar, mustard, pepper, ceeder, cider, red hot pepper
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1.5.124 : My boyfriends name is Toney; he lives in the land of baloney;with pickles on his nose and cherry's on his toes; this is my boyfriend Foney
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1.5.125 : Vote for Robin, vote for Robin, how many votes will she get?
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1.5.126 : Apple, peaches, pears and plums, jump in when your birthday comes (list all the months in the year)
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1.5.127 : Pom, pom, Pompador (name 1) calling (name 2) to the door. (name 2) is the lady who takes care of the baby so we dont need (name 1) anymore
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1.5.128 : Vote vote for Debbie, in come Karen looking like a baby but not really baby but a lady and we don't need Debbie anymore
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1.5.129 : California poppy, pop on time
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1.5.130 : High oh silver, how about a date? Meet you at the corner at a half past eight. I can kick my legs up, I can do the splits, I can pull my dress up half past my hips
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1.5.131 : Call for the doctor, call for the nurse, call for the lady with the aligator purse
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1.5.132 : Mother, mother, please tell me, what will by husband be? Richman, Poorman, Beggaran, Thief, Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief?
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1.5.133 : Policeman, Policeman do your duty, here comes (name of person), the American Beauty. She can do the Rhumba, she can do the splits, she can wear her skirts up over her hips
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1.5.134 : Mother, mother, I feel ill
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1.5.135 : Down by the Ocean, down by the sea, Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. I told Ma and Ma told Pa-Johnny got a licking so ha,ha,ha! How many lickings did Johnny get?
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1.5.136 : I am a little curley head, my father is a preacher, I love to go to Sunday School, and listen to my teacher
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1.5.137 : Criss cross apple sauce spiders crawling up your back, tight squeeze, cool breeze now you' ve got the shiveries
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1.5.138 : Bluebell, bluebell, pocketful of posies
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1.5.139 : Lucky Guy
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1.5.140 : School Reservations
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1.5.141 : Spread' em
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1.5.142 : Apples on a Stick
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1.5.143 : Hokey, Pokey
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1.5.144 : Sea Shell
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1.5.145: Valley Girl
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1.5.146 : Hearse Drive By
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1.5.147 : Does He Love Me
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1.5.148 : Kissed a Snake
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1.5.149 : I've a Laddie
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1.5.150 : Kindergarten
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1.5.151 : Stars
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1.5.152 : Ching Chong Chinaman
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1.5.153 : Red Headed Ginder Bread
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1.5.154 : Bubble Gum
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1.5.155 : Dentist
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1.5.156: A Game for Recess
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1.5.157: Doctor, Doctor, call a doctor. Someone's going to have a baby
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1.5.158: Give and Take
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1.6 : Hand-clap Rhymes and Sayings
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1.6.1 : Did you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life
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1.6.2 : Patty cake, patty cake
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1.6.3 : Miss Mary Black Black Black
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1.6.4 : A sailor went to sea, sea, sea
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1.6.5 : I met my boyfriend at the candy store
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1.6.6 : I woke up Sunday morning
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1.6.7 : I'm a pretty little Dutch girl. (My boyfriend's name is __ , He comes from __ .)
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1.6.8 : I know a secret and I won't tell
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1.6.9 : My mother, your mother lived across the street
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1.6.10 : Johnny Boy
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1.6.11 : My mommy told me
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1.6.12 : Peas porridge hot
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1.6.13 : Whiskey
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1.6.14 : Say say say oooh-oh
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1.6.15 : Concentration
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1.6.16 : Missy Marry Mac
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1.6.17 : Ms Suzy
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1.6.18 : Did you ever in your life, life, life see the devil and his wife, wife,wife digging taters by the bushel with his long toe nails
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1.6.19 : Sally had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Sally went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator , give me number nine
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1.6.20 : Kinderreime
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1.6.21: Down, Down Baby. Down by the rollercoaster. Sweet, sweet baby. I'll never let you go. Shimme, Shimmee coca pop
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1.6.22: Wind, wind, wind the thread
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1.6.23: Rythm Keeper
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1.6.24: Double double this this, Double double that that
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1.6.25: Bobo ce waen toen
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1.6.26: Western Melodrama: Stage coach, put, put, put, gold, glitter, glitter, glitter
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1.6.27: Candy Apple
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1.6.28: Flea
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1.6.29: McDonald's Menu
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1.6.30: Bobo, See ought'n naught'n Nay nat, I is a boo boo
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1.6.31: Uno dos e a sa Say and east and west
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1.6.32: This is the burch, and here's the steeple. Open the doors, and see all the people
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1.6.33: When Pepples was a baby, a baby
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1.6.34: I like the way you make me laugh
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1.7 : Ball Bounce Rhymes
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1.7.1 : Bouncy, bouncy ball-y; my sister's name is Poll-y
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1.7.2 : Plain-sies,clap-sies,around-the-world, to back-sies, my right hand, my left hand, high-casie, low-casie, I touch my knee, I touch my toe, I touch my heel
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1.7.3 : Put one O put two O's put three O's
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1.7.4: The ABC Story
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1.8 : Birthday Rhymes and Sayings
Box Folder
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1.8.1 : Heavy, heavy hang over, thy poor head.
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1.9 : Mnemonic Devices
Box Folder
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1.9.1 : Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Power = I2R.
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1.9.2 : ARITHMETIC
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1.9.3 : How many days in the month
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1.9.4 : GEOGRAPHY
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1.9.5 : Oscar Had A Heap Of Apples
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1.9.6 : Classifications of the animal world
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1.9.7 : CBA's
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1.9.8 : In Paris men are tall (cell division)
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1.9.9 : Cold oysters seldom develop many precious pearls, the juices conceal too quickly (geologic table)
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1.9.10 : The six P's (prior planning prevents piss-poor performance)
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1.9.11 : Spring forward, Fall back
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1.9.12 : Red port wine
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1.9.13 : Johnny left port
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1.9.14 : In l632 Columbus sailed the ocean blue
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1.9.15 : Mississippi
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1.9.16 : Facetious
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1.9.17 : VIBGYOR to remember the colors of the rainbow
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1.9.18 : Color mnemonic devices (i.e. Violet, violet you ate the toilet)
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1.9.19 : Degrees and Qualifications
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1.9.20 : Musical Staff (Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge; FACE)
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1.9.21 : VEG-A-TABLE
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1.9.22 : Order of Operations in Mathematics
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1.9.23 : CONSTANTINOPLE
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1.9.24 : Soh Cah Toa (Sine, Cosine, Tangent)
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1.9.25 : Mnemonic device for North, South, East, West
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1.9.26 : Various mnemonic devices for the Electrical Color Code
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1.9.27 : Compensation for Courses (for a private pilots license)
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1.9.28 : The fate of Henry the VIII's six wives: divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived
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1.9.29 : Adam Eats Nuts And Many Christmas Sweets (Book of Mormon Prophets(LDS)
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1.9.30 : Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me Right Now (magnitudes of stars)
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1.9.31 : H.O.M.E.S. (The Great Lakes, USA)
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1.9.32 : "I" before "E", except after "C" or when sounded as "A", as in neighbor or weigh
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1.9.33 : A pints a pound, the world around
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1.9.34 : V-A-C-A-TION
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1.9.35 : My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (planets)
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1.9.36 : The sign of trig functions
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1.9.37 : How to learn the names of the books of the New Testament
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1.9.38 : LSMFT
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1.9.39 : FORD: Found On the Road Dead
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1.9.40 : For main cranial nerves; On Old Olympus Towering Top, A Finn And German Viewed Some Hops
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1.9.41 : S 'n P: Sexy and Provocative
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1.9.42 : A red Indian thought he might eat tabacco in church (arithmetic)
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1.9.43 : Numb Skulls Rarely Agree (name, sex, race, age)
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1.9.44 : Be My Little Gal (Brigerland General, Major General, Lieutenant General, General)
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1.9.45 : R.H.I.P. (rank hath it's privileges)
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1.9.46 : Eat A Darn Good Breakfast Early (E-A-D-G-B-E, guitar strings lowest to highest)
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1.9.47 : FACE (letter spaces in treble clef)
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1.9.48 : Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one, except the second month to which we 28 'til leap year gives it twenty nine
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1.9.49 : Way to remember the number of days in each month by counting on the hand
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1.9.50 : Using and spelling capitol and capital correctly
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1.9.51 : Good boys do fine always (remembering the notes in the bass clef)
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1.9.52 : George Evans' Old Grandmother Rode A Pig Home Yesterday (How to spell Geography)
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1.9.53 : Bad boys rape our young girls but violence goes wrong (Resistor colors)
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1.9.54 : V-A-C-A-TION
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1.10 : Rhymes Used by Adults for Children
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1.10.1 : One, two, three; mother caught a flea (Medicine-taking rhyme)
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1.10.2 : Giddy, giddy, gout; your shirttail's out
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1.10.3 : The lightning flashed, the thunder roared, the little pigs laid down and snored
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1.10.3.1 : Lightning is a yellow gal Who lives among the clouds
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1.10.3a : Peek a boo I see you hiding behind the chair. Peek a boo I see you with the golden hair
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1.10.4 : Bed-time Rhymes
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1.10.4.1 : Sleep tight
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1.10.4.2 : I'll tell you a story 'bout Jack McNory
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1.10.4.3 : Me Mudder
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1.10.4.4 : I once had a sweet little doll, the prettiest doll in the world
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1.10.4.5 : My mother says she does not care about the color of my hair
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1.10.4.6 : Smile n' grow
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1.10.4.7 : Don't let the bed bugs bite
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1.10.4.8 : Now I lay me down to sleep. See also: 5.2.3
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1.10.4.9 : If you believe that mom's sleeping dust would put you to sleep, it will
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1.10.4.10: "Off to bed," said Sleepyhead
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1.10.4.11 : There was an old man who had a calf-that's half
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1.10.4.12 : Faster faster faster, us moo moo
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1.10.4.13 : Angels at the foot, and angels at the head
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1.10.4.14 : See you in the morning's milk
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1.10.4.15 : Go to bed, cover your head, pretend you're dead
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1.10.4.16 : Snug as a Bug in a Rug
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1.10.4.17 : Let's go to bed said sleepy head, no, no said Moe, let's have a smoke before we go
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1.10.4.18 : Nighty-nite
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1.10.4.19 : Clock in the knee, sing a tree
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1.10.4.20: Rock-a-Baby-Bye
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1.10.5 : Sing at the table
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1.10.6 : The cat-eggs and sit-stills will get you
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1.10.7 : Tingle Tangley get for home or I'll get you with a big black comb
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1.10.8 : Once there was a robin/Who lived outside our door
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1.10.9 : Don't stick your head out the window too far, It might go home in another car
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1.10.10 : Christopher Robin
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1.10.11 : Dandling Rhymes (Knee-bouncing)
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1.10.11.1 : Trot, trot to Boston. (Dandling rhyme)
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1.10.11.2 : This is the way the gentlemen ride.../Poor man's horse goes
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1.10.11.3 : Grasshopper sittin' on a sweet potato vine. (Old Gray Goose)
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1.10.11.4 : We ride a cocked horse to Banbury cross
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1.10.11.5 : Ponyboy, ponyboy, won't you be my ponyboy
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1.10.11.6 : This is the way the ladies ride
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1.10.11.7 : Trot trot to Boston on a little horse
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1.10.11.8 : Ride a horsey, go to town
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1.10.11.9 : Hoppe, hoppe reiter
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1.10.11.10 : Shoe the old horse
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1.10.12 : _____, ______ strong and able, Get your elbows off the table
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1.10.13 : Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite on Daddy's hook
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1.10.14 : Teddy Bear picnic
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1.10.15 : 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 All good children go to heaven
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1.10.16 : Wee Willie Weer, what he doesn't like, he doesn't hear
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1.10.17 : First ya say do, then ya say don't
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1.10.18 : I buy ya' books and buy ya' books
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1.10.19 : Yesterday was hike day, wasn't it great
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1.10.20 : There was a bee, sat on the wall, and he did buzz, and that was all
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1.10.21 : Juba this and Juba that, Juba killed a yellow cat
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1.10.22 : I am a little Hindoo, I do the best I kindo
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1.10.23 : One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters
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1.10.24 : It shows in your face
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1.10.25 : Good morning little sunshine, what made you wake so soon
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1.10.26 : Shut the windows, shut the doors; they're comin' in the windows, they're comin' in the doors
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1.10.27 : I love me, I think I'm grand
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1.10.28 : Up in a swing
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1.10.29 : Ain't ain't a word, and you ain't supposed to say it
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1.10.30 : Little tot
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1.10.31 : Persian rhyme for children
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1.10.32 : Persian hand play for children
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1.10.33 : Tired and sleepy the thumb went to bed, the pointer so straight fell down on his head
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1.10.34 : Here's a Sulky Sue, what shall we do? Turn her face to the wall till she comes to
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1.10.35 : You've been bad, I'm so glad
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1.10.36 : Oh, Father Brigham may I go out to trade
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1.10.37 : Eye drop nose drop chin drop tickle, tickle, tickle
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1.10.38 : Shoe a little horsey, Shoe a little mare, Let little (Child's name) foot go bare
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1.10.39: Rock-a-bye, don't you cry, we'll go to grandma's over the hill, behind the mill, to see the little lambies
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1.11 : Anti-school Rhymes and Sayings
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1.11.1 : Help murder police! My teacher fell in the grease
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1.11.2 : There is no school today
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1.11.3 : School is like a fan, stand in front of it and it blows, stand behind it and it sucks
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1.11.4 : Ta Ra Da Boom De Ay, there is no school today
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1.11.5 : No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks
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1.11.6 : Spring has sprung/The grass has risen ____ more days til we're out of prison
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1.11.7 : Dogs have fleas, skunks stink, one more week and we're out of the clink!
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1.11.8 : Marijuana, Marijuana, LSD, LSD
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1.11.9 : Hi ho Hi ho, its away from school we go
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1.11.10 : ___ more days and we'll be free
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1.11.11 : Schools out, schools out, Teacher let the monkeys out
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1.11.12 : When teacher rings the bell, you drop your books and run like hell
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1.11.13 : If I had one wish . . . They never have to go to school
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1.11.14 : I quit school because
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1.11.15 : Bad teachers become prinipals. Bad principals are promoted to the district office
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1.11.16 : Row, row,row your boat gently up the stream. Throw your teacher out of the boat and listen to her scream
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1.11.17 : Oh yea, all those underwater basket weaving classes
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1.11.18 : Burning classes (Skipping class)
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1.11.19 : In case of flood stand on this book, it's dry
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1.11.20 : On top of Old Smokey, all covered with sand I shot my teacher with a green rubber band
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1.11.21 : I'm a Chiquita banana, and I'm here to say. If you want to get rid of your teacher today
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1.11.22 : Now I lay me down to rest before I take tomorrow's test
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1.11.23 : Hark the herald angels shout six more days till we get out, six more days till we can tell USU to go to hell
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1.11.24 : Glory, glory Allelina, Sister hit me with the ruler
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1.11.25 : George Washington Wash, George is washing the Washington Bridge
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1.11.26 : Little grains of powder and little dots of paint, make my teachers freckles look like they ain't
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1.11.27 : Spring has sprung, the grass has risen, nine more days, and we're out of prison
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1.11.28 : Teacher, teacher, floating down the Delaware chewing on her underwear, couldn't ford another pair. Ten days later, eaten by a polar bear, that's how the polar bear dies
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1.11.29 : Now I lay me down to sleep, if I die before I wake, that's one more test I won't have to take
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1.11.30 : I quit school because one day the teacher said 2+2=4, the next day she said 3+1=4 but I graduated from the University of Hard Knocks
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1.11.31 : I don't mind school, its just the principle of the thing
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1.11.32 : School's out, school's out, teacher let the monkey out, no more homework, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks
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1.11.33 : 'Twas the night before finals
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1.11.34 : You attend school every day of your life
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1.12 : Catch Phrases
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1.12.1 : Adam and Eve and pinch-me-quick
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1.12.2 : I'm rubber, you're glue
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1.13 : Playground Rhymes
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1.13.1 : Walking and Marching Rhymes
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1.13.1.1 : I left, I left, I left my wife and 48 kids
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1.13.2 : Monkey bar Rhymes
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1.13.2.1 : I'm a little angel, saying my prayers
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1.13.3 : School Rivalry
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1.13.3.1 : Lincoln stinks while Stewart thinks
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1.13.3.2 : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye
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1.13.3.3 : 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______
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1.13.4 : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye
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1.13.5 : 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______
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1.13.6 : Here comes Billy Walkin' down the Delaware
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1.14 : Holiday Rhymes
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1.14.1 : Halloween
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1.14.1.1 : We are beggars from the street, we want something good to eat
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1.14.1.2 : Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat
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1.14.1.3 : Say cookies or cakes or off go your gates
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1.15 : Rhymes and Sayings Concerning Sex
1.15.1 : Down by the river where nobody goes, there lives a lady without any clothes, along came a hippie swinging a chain.
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1.0 : Miscellaneous
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1.0.1 : In a dark, dark wood, there was a dark, dark house
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1.0.2 : I'd rather be dead than red in the head
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1.0.3 : ________, ________, I've been thinking, what on earth have you been drinking
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1.0.4 : Cindy's mad, and I am glad, cause I know what will please her
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1.0.5 : I've been bad, and I'm in bed, for all the naughty things I said
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1.0.6 : Bobby went down to the ocean, Bobby went down to the sea, Bobby broke a bottle
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1.0.7 : Hands are dirty, my oh my, we go wash them you and I. Went to the garden just to play
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1.0.8 : Silence in the court, the monkey wants to speak, the first one to speak, is the monkey of the week, speak monkey speak
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1.0.9 : Coke-a-Cola went to town, Pepsi-Cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now we're drinkin' 7-Up
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1.0.10 : Oh my finger, oh my thumb, oh my belly, oh my bum
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1.0.11 : King Kong played ping pong with a 40 foot ding dong
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1.0.12 : Postie Postie
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1.0.13 : Sweet little Emily Rose was tired and sought to repose
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1.0.14 : Dead man, Dead man
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1.0.15 : Clapping rhyme
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1.0.16 : When you dry, No one sees why, You're just a bawlbaby
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1.0.17 : I L-O-V-E you, I K-I-S-S you, I K-I-S-S you on the F-A-C-E face
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1.0.18 : Red, red, wet your bed, wipe it up with gingerbread
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1.0.19 : First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes (persons name) with the baby carriage
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1.0.20 : Get up you sleepy head...it's almost time for dinner
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1.0.21 : Accidentally had an Accident
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2.1 : Nonsense or Humorous Rhymes or Sayings
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2.1.1 : I run the stairs down, throw the horse through the window
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2.1.2 : Ooey Gooey was a worm
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2.1.3 : One bright night in the middle of the day, Two dead boys got up to play
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2.1.4 : Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
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2.1.5 : Bessie met a bus, and the bus met Bessie
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2.1.6 : Timothy Ticklefeather L.L.D
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2.1.7 : A peanut sat on a railroad track
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2.1.8 : There was a little chigger
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2.1.9 : They walked down the lane together
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2.1.10 : I've never seen a purple cow
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2.1.11 : A man went out a huntin', 'twas on a Sunday morn. (Don't help the bear.)
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2.1.12 : Me not knowing to an absolute certainty am unable to articulate on such a delicate subject
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2.1.13 : Of all the fishes in the sea
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2.1.14 : Ladies and gentleman; horses and mules
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2.1.15 : I went to the show of tomorrow
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2.1.16 : I had a little dog and his name was Jack
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2.1.17 : Confucius say: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger"
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2.1.18 : Spider, spider on the wall
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2.1.19 : Once there was an elephant who tried to use the telephant
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2.1.20 : Bat, bat, come under my hat
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2.1.21 : By the sewer I lived, by the sewer I died. Some called it murder, but I called it sewerside
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2.1.22 : In Dirty Town there is a street, the street is made of glass
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2.1.23 : Party hearty, die young and have a good looking corpse
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2.1.24 : Man who live in glass house... See also: 8.P22 and 5.5.5
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2.1.25 : Man can not live on bread alone, he need peanut butter
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2.1.26 : I get up with Protest, I have breakfast with Arthur, I have supper with Icy Hot, and go to bed with Ben Gay
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2.1.27 : You're too old to ride the range granny, you can't even keep your calves together
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2.1.28 : Thirty purple birds a sitting on a curb, chirpin' and burpin' eatin' dirty worms
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2.1.29 : For Chrysler sake, you son of Buick, quit Fording around, or I'll kick you in the Nash
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2.1.30 : Seagull, seagull in the sky, dropped some whitewash in my eye. Don't you worry, I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly
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2.1.31 : Johnny Ivans caught a mouse, round him wrapped the rope
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2.1.32 : January can February March, no April May, now June don't you-Ju ly
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2.1.33 : Here I stand upon the stage, how do you like my figure
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2.1.34 : As I was going down the street, amid the snow and falling sleet
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2.1.35 : The thunder roared, the lightening crashed, the tree fell, the frog got smashed
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2.1.36 : Birdie with a yellow bill climbed upon my window sill
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2.1.37 : Tarzan the ape man, swinging from a rubberband
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2.1.38 : Stricklin', Stricklin' is a very good man, he tries to teach us all he can
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2.1.39 : Somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came home
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2.1.40 : I'm a hard dog to keep under the porch
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2.1.41 : A good day for ducks
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2.1.42 : The shortest distance between two points is under construction
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2.1.43 : When you see the light at the end of the tunnel it's probably the headlights of the oncoming train!
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2.1.44 : In the game of life they claim, there's only one reward. It isn't how you played the game, but how often you have scored
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2.1.45 : Old Indian saying says
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2.1.46 : Figures don't lie, it's how liars figure
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2.1.47 : Confucius say: "Man who dances with tall lady gets bust in mouth"
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2.1.48 : Confucius say: "This conversation, like TV on honeymoon, not necessary"
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2.1.49 : I'd like to buy him for what he's worth, and sell him for what he thinks he's worth
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2.1.50 : Love sticks where it lights, even if it's a manure pile
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2.1.51 : Put it on the account of the dust, and let the rain settle it
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2.1.52 : If God wanted man to live in a rainy climate, he would have provided man with webbed feet
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2.1.53 : If you haven't seen it before, you won't know what it is, and if you have, you won't be surprised
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2.1.54 : Love doesn't make the world go around, it just makes you dizzy so that it feels like it
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2.1.55 : We must have fallen into a lens grinder, we're making a spectacle of ourselves
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2.1.56 : Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
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2.1.57 : If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his [butt] every time he hopped
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2.1.60 : Doing nothing is the most tiresome thing in the world because you can't quit and rest
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2.1.62 : Little Willie was a chemist, Little Willie is no more
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2.1.63 : Closeness only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, jazz, slow dances
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2.1.64 : Due to the inner workings and hidden mechanisms of my chronometer
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2.1.65 : If the ocean was beer and I was duck, I would dive to the bottom and drink my way up
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2.1.66 : Did you know that if your parents didn't have any kids you probably won't either?
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2.1.67 : Girls when they went out to swim, once dressed like Mother Hubbard
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2.1.74 : Blood and brains all over; Eyes rolling down the gutter like marbles, And me with out a spoon
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2.1.75 : Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, insulated money meats
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2.1.76 : Scab sandwich puss on top, monkey vomit, camel snot, chopped up eyeballs, chicken fat too; scab sandwich, good for you!
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2.1.77 : Green sailor told to get the donkey from the manger
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2.1.78 : Better watch your head, there ain't enough room in here to swing a cat
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2.1.79 : There once was a hobo named Fred, he go a drink and now is dead, Fred was bold as the story is told, the commode did fall on his head
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2.1.80 : There once a girl named Mirttle, who amused herself with a sea turtle, but what was phenomenal was her swelling abdominal, reviled that the turtle was fertle
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2.1.81 : Hubba, Hubba, Ding, Ding, lookout baby- you've got everything
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2.1.82 : There once was a girl, who had a curl, right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good, when she was bad, she was horrible
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2.1.83 : One stocking buy him, two white stockings try him, three white stockings be on the sly four white stockings pass him by. (Horse rhyme)
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2.1.84 : Beer on whisky mighty risky, Whisky on beer never fear
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2.1.85 : It sleeps four and screws eight!
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2.1.86 : Confucius says: Woman who keeps man in dog house ends up in cat house
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2.1.87 : Just like a woman. They've always got their hand out
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2.1.89 : It snowed and the wind blew so hard it took two men to shovel the snow out of the window that had blown in the keyhole
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2.1.90 : I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail
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2.1.91 : Winston tastes bad like that one I just had-no filter, no flavor, just a rolled up piece of paper
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2.1.92 : Loose strap means floppy tits
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2.1.93 : Pretty face, pretty figure, go away boys, until I'm bigger
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2.1.94 : My name is L-i L-i, chick-a-li chick-a-li pom pom beauty kiss my booty, Chinese, Japanese, Indian Chief
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2.1.95 : Down by the ocean, down by the sea, Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. I told Ma and Ma told Pa and Johnny got a lickin' so ha, ha, ha
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2.1.96 : Comet it makes your mouth smell clean, comet it tastes like listerine. Comet will make you vomit, so get your comet and vomit today!
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2.1.97 : My name is Ricardo, I am a retardo, I go to the neighborhood church
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2.1.98 : The wise old owl sat in an oak. The more he heard the more he spoke. The less he spoke the more he heard. Why can't you be like that bird
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2.1.99 : Procrastination is my sin. It brings me great sorrow. I really must stop doing this. In fact, I'll start tomorrow
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2.1.100 : There once was a man from Boston who bought himself an Austin, there was room for his (explitive) and a gallon of gas but his balls hung out and he lost them
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2.1.101 : Knock, knock, knock my little lady, here comes Nancy at the door she's a little lady and I don't mean maybe, so we don't need Sandra anymore
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2.1.102 : Saturday night is my delight, and so is Sunday morning, but Sunday noon, it comes to soon, too close to Monday morning
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2.1.103 : Confucius say: "Person who kisses another with a fever gets a hot lip!"
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2.1.104 : The Lord he made a (explitive), he made it in the night. Made his in such a hurry, forgot to make him white
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2.1.105 : I had an old hen she had a wooden leg and everytime she cackled she laid a wooden egg
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2.1.106 : Tick tock this chair is locked and nobody can get on it
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2.1.107 : I went downtown to letter a mail and a bark came out and dogged at me so I rocked a pick and said, If you don't quit that I'll block your knock off
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2.1.108 : I had a little flower garden, but my love for it was dead, for I found a bachelor button in my black eyed Susan's bed
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2.1.109 : Thirty purple birds, sitting on a curb
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2.1.110 : Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it
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2.1.112 : A lindie with a yellow bill hopped upon my window sill
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2.1.113 : One hen two ducks three squaling geese
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2.1.114 : Oh the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn and the farmer said it wouldn't do any harm
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2.1.115 : There's a soldier in the grass with a bullet up his-- now don't get alarmed, it's only up his arm
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2.1.116 : When I was young and in my prime, I use to do it all the time. But now that I'm old and grey, I can only do it once a day
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2.1.117 : How the heck...can I wash my neck, if it ain't going to rain no more?
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2.1.118 : Whispering is lying, lying is sin...and when you get to heaven-- they won't let you in!
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2.1.119 : I know you believe you think you understand what I said. But what I don't think you know is that what I said is not what I meant
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2.1.120 : Sugar is sweet, lemons are sour, refried beans make Chicano Power
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2.1.121 : If he can remember so many jokes with all the details to mold them why can't he recall with equal skill how many times he's told them
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2.1.122 : Now I lay me down to sleep with my candy at my feet if I day before I awake you know I died of a bellyache
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2.1.123 : Roses are red, violets are blue, I may be horny but not for you
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2.1.124 : Go jump in a lake and swallow a snake and come back with a bellyache
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2.1.125 : Spring is here! Spring in come! The bird is on the wing! My, my, how absurd, I thought the wing was on the bird
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2.1.126 : My name is Robin Redbreast I live up in a tree I have worms for breakfast and have feathers on my knee
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2.1.127 : That's life, what's life, a magazine, how much does it cost, tweny-five cents, I remember when it was a dime, that's life
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2.1.128 : David and Nancy up a tree, K,I,S,S,I,N,G, first comes love, then comes marriage then comes David with a baby carriage
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2.1.129 : Rub a dub a dub three men in the tub, one turned out the lights, and hit the others with a club
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2.1.130 : One dark night three burglars were in a den one said "I'll tell you a story" and this is how it began. One dark night three burglars were in a den
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2.1.131 : Ain't you got no paper? Ain't you got no paper?
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2.1.132 : Georgy Porgy Puppin J Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the girls came out to play Georgy Porgy ran away
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2.1.133 : Here stands Brigham high on his perch, with his hand to the bank and his (explitive) to the church
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2.1.134 : D-liver D-letter D-sooner D-better
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2.1.135 : Once- a wish, twice- a kiss, three times- a letter, four times-something better (sneezing)
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2.1.136 : Yarrow Yarrow thee I pluck
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2.1.137 : Mommy, mommy, daddy just threw up! So what Junior. But Jimmy's getting all the big pieces!
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2.1.138 : Shama, Shama, she's no good, chop her up for firewood, if the wood doesn't burn then we know Shama's a worm!
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2.1.139 : The old grey mare she ain't what she used to be. Go in a motor boat pupped up her petticoat
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2.1.140 : I love you, I love you, I love you, I do. But don't get excited, I love monkeys too
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2.1.141 : I had a little pig with a nose that could dig all around the ground in the dirt
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2.1.142 : I love you, I love you, I love you so well, if I had a peanut I'd give you the shell
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2.1.143 : Twas in a restaurant they first met, Romeo and Juliet 'twas there he got into debt 'cause Rom-owed what Juli-et
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2.1.144 : Sugar is sweet, coal is black, do me a favor and sit on a tack
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2.1.145 : I wish I had a bar of soap, oh so clean and shiney-for I would float around the tub all day and it clean for my honey
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2.1.146 : I've got to stop smoking, my doctor has said, or else when I'm seven I'm sure to be dead
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2.1.147 : I shot an arrow into the air, it came to earth I knew not where...until I heard my neighbor swear
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2.1.148 : This Thursday which is Good Friday there will be a mother's meeting for fathers only. The admission is free you pay at the door when you pull up a chair and sit on the floor
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2.1.149 : Up I go, down I go Ho Ho
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2.1.150 : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, when you bend over I can see your bust
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2.1.151 : Mares eat oats, does eat oats, and little lambs eat ive, a kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
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2.1.152 : There was a (explitive) who wouldn't grow no bigger
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2.1.153 : There was an old lady and she could do, she could do. She could jump in the lake and so can you, so can you
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2.1.154 : I went to the hen house on my knees, I thought I heard a chicken sneeze, she sneezed sohard with whooping cough, she sneezed her head and tail right off
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2.1.155 : Tick tock the game's locked and nobody else can play
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2.1.156 : My mother gave me fifty cents to see the elephant jump the fence
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2.1.157 : Motor Boat, Motor Boat go so fast Motor Boat, Motor Boat burned off your (explitive)
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2.1.158 : Tick tock the game is locked and nobody else can play; if they do we'll take their shoe, and keep it for a week or two
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2.1.159 : Roses are blue, violets are red, if you believe this examine your head!
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2.1.160 : The moon shines east, the moon shines west, but in the cellar, moonshines best
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2.1.161 : Hello operator; get me number nine, if she is in the bathtub then kick her in the ________
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2.1.162 : I had a little pony,he was dapple gray, I loaned him to a lady to ride five miles away
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2.1.163 : Behind the refrigerator I found a piece of galss. Along came kitty and cut it's ________
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2.1.164 : Two's a couple, three's a crowd, four on the sidewalk is never allowed!
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2.1.165 : Amen, Brother Ben caught a goose killed a hen. Then said Amen
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2.1.166 : Mother may I go out to swim? Yes my darling daughter. Hang your clothes on a hickory limb but don't go near the water
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2.1.167 : Me Chinese, me play joke. Me go pee-pee in your coke
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2.1.168 : When afraid or in doubt, run in cirlces and scream and shout
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2.1.169 : Me Chinese, me no dumb. Me plug toilet paper up your bum
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2.1.170 : Chinese, Japenese, dirty knees, look at these
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2.1.171 : Tarzan the monkey man, hangeing on a rubberband. Lost his pants and away he ran
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2.1.172 : I had a whistle and it wouldn't whistle, I had a steel whistle and it still wouldn't whistle, Now I have a tin whistle and now I tin whistle
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2.1.173 : Oh gee it's certainly fine to cruise all day long in the tall yellow pine
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2.1.174 : Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms
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2.1.175 : Bobby Shaftoes's gone to sea, silver buckles on his knees. He'll come back and marry me. Pretty Bobby Shaftoe
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2.1.176 : Cantaloupeses! Cantalopes! What is the prize? Right for a dollar and all very nice
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2.1.177 : A diller, a dollar, a 10 o'clock scholar
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2.1.178 : Upon my word and honor as I went to Banner, I met a pig without a wig upon my word and honor
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2.1.179 : Eggs, butter, cheese, bread, stick, stock, stone, dead, stick him up, stick him down, stick him in the old man's crown
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2.1.180 : Eena, deena, dina, duss, katla, weena, wina, wiss, spit, spot, must be done, twiddlum, twaddlum, tweny one
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2.1.181 : I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, toot, toot
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2.1.182 : Hi diddle dee dee, it's celibacy for me!
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2.1.183 : Ten thousand Swedes came through the weeds to battle one sick Norwegian
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2.1.184 : Bumblebee, bumblebee under the barn carries his honey sack under his arm. When he comes out he goes bzzzzzzz
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2.1.185 : Boys have the muscles, teachers have the brains, girls got the sexy legs...so we win the game!
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2.1.186 : Tickle, tickle on the knee if you laugh you don't love me
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2.1.187 : 1, 2 Freddy's coming for you! 3, 4 Better lock your door
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2.1.188 : Huckleberrry Island X marks the spot up the stream, down the stream dot, dot, dot
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2.1.189 : There was th'little genie with a 10 foot weenie
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2.1.190 : In 19 hundred and 10 the women chased the men, they had no middies to hit their titties in 19 hundred and 10
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2.1.191 : When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter...diarrhea
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2.1.192 : Behold the turtle! He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out!
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2.1.193 : Confucuis say: seven days of dieting makes one weak
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2.1.194 : _______, ________, Tee Al Ee, go _______ Tee legged, Tow legged, Bow legged, ________
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2.1.195 : _________ is no good, chop him up for firewood!
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2.1.196 : Blessed be the brief, for they shall have lower phone bills
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2.1.197 : The old grey mare went floatin' down the Delaware, chewin' on her underwear. Ten years later, bitten by a polar bear. Poor polar bear
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2.1.198 : My girlish girth causes mamma woe; she hoped as I grew up 'twould go. Well here I am- but mama's blue, for "up" was not the way I grew
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2.1.199 : If Red Riding Hood lived today the modern lass would scorn her, she only had to meet wolf. Not one on every corner
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2.1.200 : Girl in glass house, better not have sexy boyfriend
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2.1.201 : Man in glass house, better dress in basement
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2.1.202 : Rastus, Rastus, what are you theat potato patch without yo' clothes on? Don't you know them potatoes got eyes?
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2.1.203 : My nose itches, I smell peaches, somebody's coming with a hole in their britches
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2.1.204 : Football season is the only time of year when a young man can walk down the street with a blaket on one arm and a blonde on the other without encountering raised eyebrows
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2.1.205 : The United States has Johnny Cash, Richard Nixon, and Bob Hope. We have no Cash, Turdeau, and no Hope
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2.1.206 : Of all the fishes in the sea, I'd rather be a bass
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2.1.207 : Everyon's doing it, doing it, doing it. Pickin' their nose and chewin it, chewing it
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2.1.208 : The Whiteman came to Africa with a bible in his hands
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2.1.209 : It isn't fair, I must confess in fact, it makes me fairly ill! The bird of paradise is killed to dress the lady who is dressed to kill
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2.1.210 : Spring is sprung fall is riz, I wonder where the rabbits is
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2.1.211 : Confusses say: Duck that fly upside down quack up
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2.1.212 : Farmer, farmer let me down
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2.1.213 : Far-dizzarre ha ha!
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2.1.214 : Did you ever see a rubber-stamp?
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2.1.215 : Scratch where it itches - even if it is in your britches
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2.1.216 : Did you know Smoky Bear has a furry godmother?
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2.1.217 : Honest say we didn't come to molest nobody, we came just to rob the damn train
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2.1.218 : Cows may come and cows may go but the bull goes on forever
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2.1.219 : Listen, listen the cats a pissin; run run get the gun, oh heck he's all done
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2.1.220 : When you buy a wallet you get something for your money
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2.1.221 : Did you see that guy with the gleem in his eye? He was brushing his teeth and
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2.1.222 : Do the best you can, that's bad enough
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2.1.223 : Foxey Finder never smells his own behinder
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2.1.224 : Confucious say: duck tht fly upside down quack up
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2.1.225 : The ants in France crawl mainly in the pants
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2.1.226 : Skim milk drinkers make longer lovers
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2.1.227 : Thirty days have September, April, June and no wonder. All the rest eat peanut butter, except granny, and she drives a Buick
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2.1.228 : He who has water in amp, has wet shorts
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2.1.229 : Of all the birdies in the sky, I'd rather be a duck, and fly around the beach at night, to watch the people swim
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2.1.230 : M R spiders, A R not, O S A R, C D B D eyes, M R spiders
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2.1.231 : Ta da ta da boom de ay, my ol' daddy runned away, left me all his debts to pay, ta da ta da boom ay
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2.1.232 : Push and pray and push and pray and pray and pray and pray
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2.1.233 : Uncle Ned's mare is fat, Uncle Ned's mare is rare, Uncle Ned's mare is fat and rare, becasue he gets plenty of good fresh air
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2.1.234 : One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Beenie cut a fart in the grocery store. Everybody suffocated. Everybody died. Beenie came out with two black eyes
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2.1.235 : Goin' down the highway, sixty four, all of a sudden, Earl blew me out the door. The wheels couldn't take it, the engine fell apart, and it was all becasue of Earl's supersonic fart
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2.1.236 : Confucious say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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2.1.237 : Collection of puns
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2.1.238 : Idable-Indian-Squeetabala
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2.1.239 : Debate is what lures de fish
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2.1.240 : Life's too short to dance with ugly women
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2.1.241 : No butts, no nuts, no nothing
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2.1.242 : Then we flew through a crook in the clouds to a place where happiness reigned
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2.1.243 : No More School
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2.1.244 : Cute Little Girl
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2.1.245 : Everybody, Soembody, Anybody, Nobody
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2.1.246 : Drinking Fountain Poem
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2.1.247 : Selling the Goods in a Concession Stand
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2.1.248 : Friends Rapping
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2.1.249 : Confuscious Say: Boy who take girl to mountains is not on the level
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2.1.250 : Drive a nail in tofu
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2.1.251 : Ladies and Jellybeans of the United States of Aspharagus
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2.1.252 : There once was a man from Firth
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2.1.253 : I open the stairs and walked up the door
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2.1.254 : Bless you
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2.1.255 : Teddy Bird Shit a turd
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2.1.256 : Boys are made of green gooey gofer guts
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2.2 : Circular and Progressive Rhymes and Sayings
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2.2.1 : Died? I died once
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2.2.2 : It was a dark and stormy night
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2.2.3 : Let me tell you a story about Jack and Nory, they went out to sea
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2.2.4 : Once there was a cat with feet of cloth and eyes that were backwards. (English translation from Spanish)
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2.2.5 : HELLLL-o everybody this is Harry Cemetery, if you are good
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2.2.6 : Easter time is the time for eggs, and the time for eggs is Easter time
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2.2.7 : That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost? 25 cents
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2.2.8 : Obadire jumped in the fire. Fire fire was so hot, he jumped in a pot
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2.2.9 : Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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2.2.10: Pete and Repete went down to the river to swim
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2.2.11 : Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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2.2.12 : Today is yesterday's tomorrow
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2.2.13 : You remind me of a man
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2.2.14 : Rickity, rackity, rust, you're not supposed to cuss, but damn it to hell, I like it so well, I must, I mist, I must
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2.3 : Riddles
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2.3.1 : Math and Spelling Riddles
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2.3.1.1 : As I was going to St. Ives
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2.3.1.2 : Constantinople
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2.3.1.3 : 7,2,9,4,3,8,1,6. . .(Knight's movement on keypad)
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2.3.1.4 : How deep is the snow if it comes up to a tall Indians (explitive) sitting on a horse?
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2.3.1.5 : I was on my way to Boston. While traveling I met a man with 7 wives
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2.3.1.6 : The Rooster and the Egg
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2.3.1.7 : There are fifty dogs. Forty ate cats. How many didn't?
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2.3.2 : Who/What am I?
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2.3.2.1 : What's Black and White and Read All Over?
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2.3.2.2 : Man and son get in accident, doctor comes in and says, "That's my son!" Who is the doctor?
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2.3.2.3 : It goes up stream and down stream, what is it? (Spanish riddle)
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2.3.2.4 : Captain Tito cries to the heavens, what am I? (Spanish riddle)
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2.3.2.5 : Water passes by my house, category of my heart, what am I? (Spanish riddle)
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2.3.2.6 : Boys use it, girls like it, parents hate it. What is this 5-letter word>
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2.3.2.7 : If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you. What are we?
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2.3.2.8 : I always wear my long thin hat and stand on one leg
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2.3.2.9 : My thunder comes before the lightening
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2.3.0 : Miscellaneous
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2.3.0.1 : Where do you bury the survivors?
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2.3.0.2 : The oldest man who ever lived, died before his father did
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2.3.0.3 : My father's house is filled with meat
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2.3.0.4 : Romeo and Juilet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom
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2.3.0.5 : Is that gnu? No, it's cowhide
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2.3.0.6 : You are in a room with no windows or doors
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2.3.0.7 : Three friends decided to tracel to a distant island for a few weeks in the summer time
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2.3.0.8 : You're the bus driver
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2.3.0.9 : There were two gilrs: Suzy and Sally, who both came from wealthy families
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2.3.0.10 : If a plan crashes on the boarder of the US and Canada, where would the survivors be buried?
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2.4 : Humorous Sayings Before and After Meals (Blessing and Prayer on Food)
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2.4.1 : Over the lips and over the gums
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2.4.2 : J'ai bien mange', J'ai bien bu, (I've eaten enough, I've drank enough. English translation from French)
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2.4.3 : Bless the bread, bless the meat. Say amen and let's all eat
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2.4.4 : Uncle Ben's blessings
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2.4.5 : Eat everything on your plate or the sun won't shine tomorrow
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2.4.6 : Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat
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2.4.7 : Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, who eats the fastest gets the most
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2.4.8 : Itadakimas. (I humbly partake. English translation from Japanese)
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2.4.9 : First one to eat the stew washes the dishes
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2.4.10 : Eh--Ah--Beh--Oo--Em. (Heavenly Father, bless the food, Amen.)
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2.4.11 : 'Squeet. (Used in Navy to mean Let's go eat.)
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2.4.12 : Oh Lord, cause that this won't distress me, but I know it will
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2.4.13 : Rubadub dub, bless the grub, amen
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2.4.14 : Hell with the potatoes, damn with the meat, anyone who's hungry dig in and eat
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2.4.15 : God is good, God is great
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2.4.16 : Pass the potatoes, pass the meat, turn over your plates, and start to eat
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2.4.17 : Little fishy in the dishy, amen
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2.4.18 : O, Lord, bless this food and us'n that et it
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2.4.19 : Bless the spuds, bless the meat, look our Lord, we're going to eat
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2.4.20 : Eat up and give the house a good name
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2.4.21 : Amen, brother Ben, shot the goose and killed the hen
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2.4.22 : Fishes in the dishes, Amen
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2.4.23 : People starving in China
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2.4.24 : We waited for you. Just like one pig waits for another pig
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2.4.25 : Hail Mary, full of grace three rabbits had a race. One fell down and skinned his face, the other two went on with the race
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2.4.26 : If you don't see it, don't ask for it
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2.4.27 : Foo as a puggy
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2.4.28 : Who'll carve the turkey? I'll mangle the goldurn bird!
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2.4.29 : I'm blubbed
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2.4.30 : Better belly bust, than good food go to waste
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2.4.31 : The one that eats the most, gets the most desert
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2.4.32 : Come lord Jesus be our guest and let these gifts to us be blessed-Amen
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2.4.33 : Our Father in Heaven, we thank thee for the food my mother has repaired for our use
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2.4.34 : Padre Celestial gracias por la comida en nombre je Jesuchristo, amen
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2.4.35 : Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub lord, lets eat
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2.4.36 : Oh, lord, bless this food and us'n that et it
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2.4.37 : Bless the fishies in the dishies, amen
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2.4.38 : Rub a dub dub: thanks for the grub, yay-God!
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2.4.39 : Through the teeth and through the gums look out stomach here it comes
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2.4.40 : God is good, god is gret, let us thank him for our food. By his hand we must be fed, give us Lord our daily bread
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2.4.41 : Good bread, good meat, now dammit, lets eat
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2.4.42 : Good bread, good meat, good god lets eat!
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2.4.43 : Bless the bread, bless the meat, pick up a fork and let's eat
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2.4.44 : Please bless this food that it might strengthen and nourish our bodies
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2.4.45 : Parn R sins D'lord 'N make us thankful for these'n all blessins; Crisname, amen
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2.4.46 : Komm Herr Jesu sei unser Gast Segne uns und was du uns bescheret hast. Amen
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2.4.47 : We thank thee for this food and pray that it might nourish and strengthen our bodies and do us the good that we need
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2.4.48 : Bless us so Lord on these this gifts which we are about to recieve through thy bounty through Christ our Lord Amen
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2.4.49 : Dear father in heaven, please bless this food, to make us strong and healthy. Amen
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2.4.50 : Some hae meat and cannot eat, and some hae nae no want it. But we hae meat and we can eat and say the Lork be thankit (Scottish prayer)
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2.4.51 : Oh, the lord is good to us, and so we thank the lord, for giving us the things we need, the sun, the rain, and the apple sees. Oh the lord is good to us, amen
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2.4.52 : Good food! Good friends! Bless the meat and damn this skin! Now all you lay back your ears and shove it in!
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2.4.53 : We thank thee O' lord for this food which thou has sent, keep out lives in sweet accord and our life onimpotent. Amen
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2.4.54 : Dear Heavenly Father, we are thankful for this food, and ask thee to bless it that it may nourish and stregnthen our bodies, that it may do us the good we need. These blessings we ask in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen
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2.4.55 : There are starving children in India
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2.4.56 : Prayer on Food
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2.5 : Humorous Rhymes or Sayings with a Food Motif
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2.5.1 : Aren't there fishes still a swimming
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2.5.2 : I eat my peas with honey
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2.5.3 : Collection of food rhymes
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2.5.4 : Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I threw away the banana and ate the skin
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2.5.5 : The Frenchman likes his native wine. The German likes his beer
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2.5.6 : I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
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2.5.7 : Bird Regurgitation
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2.5.8 : Peanut butter and jelly sock ‘em in the belly
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2.5.9 : Thoup, thoup, damn thoup, I'm tired of thoup, thoup, thoup. (About soup.)
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2.5.10 : Nothing beats food when you're hungry. I only eat ice cream when I'm alone or with someone
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2.5.11 : I have Done Laps Disease! I've done lapped over my belt
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2.5.12 : Call to meal
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2.5.13 : Eat every carrot and ‘pea' on your plate
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2.5.14 : It must have gone down your Sunday Lane, and today is only _______ (when someone is choking)
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2.5.15 : Regurgitate, regurgitate, throw up all you ate
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2.5.16 : Get your elbows off the table, or you'll be married before you're able
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2.5.17 : Hangovers: the wrath of grapes
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2.5.18 : More than a mouthful's a waste
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2.5.19 : Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink, pour it down the kitchen sink. Tastes like vinegar, looks like ink; Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink!
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2.5.20 : A cookie is a virgin donut
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2.5.21 : Eat 'em, drink 'em, smoke 'em, sleep 'em
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2.5.22 : Stew without vegetables is neither tasty or filling
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2.5.23 : Beef and mutton together make a real gentleman's stew
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2.5.24 : What you don't see on the table, don't ask for, because it's down the cellar in a teacup
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2.5.25 : Take all you want, but eat all you take
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2.5.26 : I eat my yellow grapefruit, it squirts and squirts and squirts
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2.5.27 : I stole rotten eggs and bought it
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2.5.28 : A fly in the soup
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2.5.29 : Oh dear, bread and beer
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2.5.30 : It comes in any color you like, in red and green and yellow
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2.5.31 : T-bone 75 cents, with meat $3.00
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2.5.32 : Elbow, elbow strong and able, take your elbow off the table
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2.5.33 : The thief comes in the stilly night, takes the juicy speckled fruit, and though he knows it isn't right, he keeps on doin' it
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2.5.34 : Give me bread, give me bread he fervently said and the curtain came down with a roll
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2.5.35 : I'll eat when I'm hungry, and drink when I am dry, and if someone doesn't kill be I'll live till I die
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2.5.36 : We are rough, we are tough, we eat beans and never get enough
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2.5.37 : It's better to waste food than to waist it
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2.5.38 : Who ever would eat liver would east (explitive) and howl at the moon
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2.5.39 : Eat it today, wear it tomorrow
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2.5.40 : A fish should swim four times: in water, in sauce, in wine, and in the stomach
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2.5.41 : Anyone who would eat catsup on a hot dog would drink their own bath water
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2.5.42 : I wished my neck were a foot long so I could taste skunk for a month
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2.5.43 : Grits at six, heaven at seven
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2.5.44 : Better a belly bust than good tea go to waste
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2.5.45 : Ketchup Bottle
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2.5.46 : Great, green gobs of breasy, grimy, gopher guts
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2.6 : Tongue Twisters
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2.6.1 : Unique New York
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2.6.2 : Two witches
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2.6.3 : Sally (Sue/Susie) sat by the seashore selling seashells. (And variations)
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2.6.4 : Peter Piper
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2.6.5 : Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
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2.6.6 : A sheet well slit, is a well slit sheet
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2.6.7 : Swam, swam over the sea
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2.6.8 : Will you, won't you, can't I coax you
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2.6.9 : A plantain planter planting plantain in a plantain plantation
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2.6.10 : A schmoo slyly slowly shuffled a snorkle full of slush
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2.6.11 : Toy boat
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2.6.12 : A skunk sat on a stump
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2.6.13 : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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2.6.14 : Apple
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2.6.15 : One smart feller, he felt smart
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2.6.16 : Mt. Pleasant pheasant pluckers
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2.6.17 : Two toads totally tired, tried to trot to Tedberry
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2.6.18 : Betty (Bill) Botter bought a bit of butter
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2.6.19 : Of ferro corril corre pello real. (From Brazil)
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2.6.20 : Cold coal oil
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2.6.21 : Say Sam sing that same song you sang in Sunday School
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2.6.22 : Bake a batch of biscuits
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2.6.23 : Six long slim sycamore saplings
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2.6.24 : Red leather, yellow leather
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2.6.25 : A canner exceedingly canny one morning remarked to his granny, if a canner can can anything that he can then a canner can can a can can't he?
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2.6.26 : Bugs black blood
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2.6.27 : Go shower, [expletive], shave, and shine my shoes
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2.6.28 : A big black bug bit a big black bear
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2.6.29 : Good blood bad blood
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2.6.30 : A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot
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2.6.31 : The rat ran over the ridge of the roof with a raw lump of liver in his mouth
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2.6.32 : P.U.!!! Who used Hugh's shoes?
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2.6.33 : The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
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2.6.34 : Shot the city sheriff
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2.6.35 : I went to Arkansas, I never saw so many saws as I saw in Arkansas
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2.6.36 : Patient people play pool properly
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2.6.37 : Superior students study studiously
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2.6.38 : Sally, Sally, sitting in the shoe shine shop
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2.6.39 : Fig Plucker
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2.6.40 : A Twister of Twists
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2.6.41 : Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
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2.6.42 : Bill Board had a billboard and a board bill
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2.6.43 : I saw Esaw sitting on a Seesaw
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2.6.44 : A noice annoys an oyster, but a noicey noice annoys an oyster more
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2.6.45 : My mother works in a shipyard
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2.6.46 : I have an Adams apple
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2.6.47 : Fruit Float
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2.6.48 : The percepatation in Peru acculates particularly on the plateau
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2.6.49 : Heidi has had a huge herd of healthy hefty Herford hefiers
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2.6.50 : Great green gobs of greasy grimy gophers guts
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2.6.51 : Just go day, come day
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2.6.52 : Anna Maria Susannah Sophria Dun Dummen Struck Lyons Phelps
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2.6.53 : One duck
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2.6.54 : Chickory chick, chala chala, chackaloromy in a banana, bala koala can't you see, chickory chick is me
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2.6.55 : OH what in the world is a pelican
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2.6.56 : Around the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal ran (variation)
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2.6.57 : Red boy over there
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2.6.58 : Lemon Lime Linement
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2.6.59 : A frog and a big chap
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2.6.60 : How much dough does a deer do when a doe deer does do dough? A dough deer does do about a dab of dough when a doe deer does do dough
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2.6.61 : Theophilies thistle, the thistle sifter
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2.6.62 : The fox the finder, the stink lies behind her
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2.6.63 : I'll bet'cha my bet'cha against your bet'cha, that my bet'cha's better than your bet'cha, what'll you bet'cha
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2.6.64 : I can saw as much wood as my paw can saw as my maw can saw in Arkansas
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2.6.65 : Betty bought some butter, but the butter Betty bought was bitter
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2.6.66 : Oily Otto oils oily autos
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2.6.67 : Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butters bitter
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2.6.68 : Peter Piper the crazy cowboy
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2.6.69 : She sells sea shells on the sea shore
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2.6.70 : Good morning this morning if it's a good morning tomorrow morning as it is this morning it'll be a good morning tomorrow morning
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2.6.71 : Rubber baby buggy bumpers
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2.6.72 : Mix a batch of biscuits
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2.6.73 : A bitty black bug bit a big black bear. Where is the big black bear the bitty black bug bit?
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2.6.74 : I shot the city sheriff
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2.6.75 : Pray for rain! Or we could all go out and wash our cars
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2.7 : Humorous Saying Concerning Marriage and Sex
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2.7.1 : I didn't know what freedom was until I got married and then it was too late
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2.7.2 : When two people get married they shall become as one. The hell of it is trying to find out which one
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2.7.3 : The last one to get married drinks out of the watering trough
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2.7.4 : Women go to BYU to get their bachelor. Men got to BYU to get their master
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2.7.5 : My wife tells me that I'm the head of the family, but that she is the neck that turns the head
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2.7.6 : Alimony is the high cost of leaving
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2.7.7 : A guy with money to burn has chance of finding a perfect match
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2.7.8 : A friend defines a gold-digger as a fund loving girl
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2.7.9 : _____ now; _____ ever; _____ now; but not forever
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2.7.10 : You're not complete until you're married and then you're finished
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2.7.11 : Marriage is begun by yearning and maintained by yearning
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2.7.12 : The chief cause of divorce is marriage
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2.7.13 : If you burn your [butt], you have to sit on the blister
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2.7.14 : The first one can come anytime. The rest all take nine months
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2.7.15 : When your wife turns forty you can trade her in for two twenties
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2.7.16 : If you're going to bring'em- Bring'em Young
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2.7.17 : United you stand- divided you splatter all over the sidewalk, and that's a mess to clean up
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2.7.18 : Hooray, hooray, it's the last of May- outside lovin' starts today
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2.7.19 : Marriage is like a bath; once you get into it, it's not so hot
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2.7.20 : A married woman's token is that her leg is broken, and she stays at home
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2.7.21 : Some brides throw things out the window faster than the husbands can bring them in
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2.7.22 : Don't sleep with a woman unless you want to see her over biscuits and gravy in the morning
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2.7.23 : Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn
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2.7.24 : Children are assets of marriage, in-laws are a liability
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2.7.25 : I guess you just don't know what real happiness is until you get married...and then it's too late
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2.7.26 : Marry a rich man..you can always learn to love them
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2.7.27 : Before marriage,a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it
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2.7.28 : Here comes the bride, but where is the groom? Home washing diapers Junior comes too soon
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2.7.29 : Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so sex is in
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2.7.30 : Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker, and sex won't rot your teeth
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2.7.31 : When you get married and have 25; don't call it a family-call it a tribe
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2.7.32 : The reason a short man shouldn't make love to a tall woman is: nose to nose your toes is in it, toes to toes your nose is in it
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2.7.33 : Don't make love by the garden gate, love may be blind but the neighbors ain't
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2.7.34 : Hooray, hooray, for the eighth of May, outdoor intercourse begins today
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2.7.35 : What does LDSZCMI mean? Lay down sister, Zion's children must increase
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2.7.36 : Needles and Pine, needles and pine, when a man marries, his trouble begins
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2.7.37 : I've never been to college, I've never been to school, but when it comes to sex-I'm an educated fool
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2.7.38 : She got him today, he'll get her tonight
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2.7.39 : When you get married and have six sets of twins, don't come to me for safetly pins
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2.7.40 : Here comes the bride, all fat and wide, here comes the groom, skinny as a broom
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2.7.41 : I should worry and I should care, I should marry a millionare. I should worry if he should die, then I'd marry another guy
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2.7.42 : Living with a man before you are married to him is like eating soup with a fork
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2.7.43 : If you must steal - steal a kiss
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2.7.44 : To most couples, curbing their emotions means parking
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2.7.45 : When teenagers marry, most parents are good supports about it
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2.7.46 : My wife's an angel. She's always up in the air harping that she doesn't have an earthly thing to wear
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2.7.47 : He who marries for puppy love lives a dog's life
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2.7.48 : Vasectomy
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2.7.49 : If you're old enough to bleed, you're old enough to breed
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2.7.50 : Go into marriage with your eyes wide open, after marriage half closed
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2.7.51 : Better dead than wed
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2.7.52 : The first one can come at anytime. The rest all take nine months
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2.7.53 : Vasectomy is never having to say you're sorry
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2.7.54 : bite the dust
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2.8 : Humorous Saying Concerning Death
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2.8.1 : Yeah, people are just dying to get there. (Concerning the cemetary)
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2.8.2 : You rot!
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2.0 : Miscellaneous
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2.0.1 : Palindromes
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2.0.2 : Aunt vs. Ant
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2.0.3 : May you be in Heaven a half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead
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2.0.4 : Play on words/ wordplay
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2.0.5 : Sayings for Jinx
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2.0.6 : The Goops (poem for naughty kids)
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2.0.7 : When You are Dead (humorous poem about death)
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2.0.8 : Albe was I ere I saw elba
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2.0.9 : I can see your booger beggers darlin
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2.0.10 : There was an old man with a wooden leg
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2.0.11 : The purple giant will get you in the middle of the night
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2.0.12 : This is a poem. He wispered softly in my ear
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2.0.13 : If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower
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2.0.14 : I am a little Hindu
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2.0.15 : Women were meant to sew, not vote
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3.1 : Trade and Vocational Rhymes and Sayings
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3.1.1 : Cowboy
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3.1.1.1 : As I was ridin' 'round Scorpion Butte
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3.1.1.2 : One sock buy, two socks try
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3.1.1.3 : Wah Hoo Buckaroo
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3.1.1.4 : He don't look so good
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3.1.1.5 : When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on
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3.1.1.6 : I'd rather be a roper than an doper
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3.1.1.7 : Til the cows come home
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3.1.1.8 : Haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate my brother
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3.1.1.9 : He's somebody to ride the river with
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3.1.1.10 : Bunchin it. (Quitting time)
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3.1.1.11 : You left your horse untied
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3.1.1.12 : Looped the lucern
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3.1.1.13 : As steep as a cow's face
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3.1.1.14 : A fartin' horse never tires, a fartin' man is the one to hire
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3.1.1.15 : Horse sense is stable thinking
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3.1.1.16 : Better to lose a finger now than a whole hand later
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3.1.1.17 : Panty-hoser
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3.1.1.18 : Gritts
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3.1.1.19 : Cowboy Terminology
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3.1.2 : Sailors
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3.1.2.1 : Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning
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3.1.2.2 : A calm sea does not a skilled sailor make
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3.1.2.3 : Don't 'er set sail in a nor'easter gale
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3.1.3 : Railroad workers
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3.1.3.1 : My job: It's not my place to run the train
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3.1.3.2 : Pulling the pin (Quitting time)
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3.1.4 : Animal Science
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3.1.4.1 : Histology is not a science, it's an art
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3.1.5 : Restaurant workers
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3.1.5.1 : Here's the damage
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3.1.5.2 : 86
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3.1.5.3 : I need a boy
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3.1.5.4 : Check the rice
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3.1.5.5 : Don't say the F-word
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3.1.5.6 : No shirt-no shoes-no service!
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3.1.5.7 : Restaurant abbreviations
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3.1.5.8 : Papa Murphy's order lingo
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3.1.5.9 : Custy (customer)
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3.1.5.10 : Ye olde watering hole
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3.1.6 : Teachers
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3.1.6.1 : Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
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3.1.6.2 : College is the process of words
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3.1.6.3 : Every student needs at least one F on his transcript
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3.1.6.4 : Whenever a student fails, a teacher fails also
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3.1.6.5 : Old teachers never die, they just lose their pupils
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3.1.7 : Veterinarian
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3.1.7.1 : It's a dog's life
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3.1.7.2 : I've gone to the dogs, but I don't cat around
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3.1.8 : Firefighter
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3.1.8.1 : Fire triangle- oxygen, heat, fuel
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3.1.8.2 : Baked potatoes
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3.1.8.3 : Nothing like kicking a dead horse
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3.1.9 : Mercantile
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3.1.9.1 : Fredrico offers his patrons prompt service. No matter how long it takes
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3.1.9.2 : Tipping allowed. Don't forget to thank yourself for such prompt and personal service. Give yourself a big tip
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3.1.9.3 : Dirty looks, caustic remarks, and vicious sneers will not improve the service at Fredrico's
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3.1.9.4 : The difference at Fredrico's is the service. There ain't any
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3.1.9.5 : Keep Fredrico's green. Bring money
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3.1.9.6 : Fredrico's made a deal with the bank. They don't cash checks. The bank doesn't make pizza
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3.1.9.7 : Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their prodect is worth
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3.1.9.8 : Be sure- insure
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3.1.9.9 : It's soup
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3.1.9.10 : Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt
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3.1.9.11 : Tapes for sale; no subpeona needed
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3.1.9.12 : Server names
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3.1.10 : Miner
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3.1.10.1 : Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their product is worth
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3.1.10.2 : Deep enough. (Quitting time)
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3.1.10.3 : Black day at Black Rock
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3.1.10.4 : Bad day at black rock
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3.1.10.5 : Dog House
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3.1.11 : Pilot
Box Folder
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3.1.11.1 : The two most useless things for a pilot are the runway behind you and the altitude above you
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3.1.11.2 : There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are NO old, bold pilots
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3.1.12 : Retail
Box Folder
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3.1.12.1 : Shaking
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3.1.12.2 : The customer is always right
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3.1.12.3 : Go-backs
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3.1.12.4 : Face
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3.1.12.5 : Gum on the floor
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3.1.12.6 : Snake bites
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3.1.13 : Doctor
Box Folder
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3.1.13.1 : Old doctors never die, they just lose patients
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3.1.13.2 : If a man still has his appendix and his tonsils, chances are he's a doctor
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3.1.13.3 : If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever
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3.1.13.4 : Don't hollar until you've been hurt
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3.1.14 : Trucker
Box Folder
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3.1.14.1 : Old truckers never die, they just get a new Kenworth
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3.1.14.2 : Cut er n' gut er (Cut her and gut her)
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3.1.14.3 : He's really carrying the mail
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3.1.15 : Misc. Occupational Slang
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3.1.15.1 : Occupational slanguage
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3.1.15.2 : There are worse jobs
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3.1.16 : Carpenter
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3.1.16.1 : Anagodlin
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3.1.16.2 : I've cut it three tiems and it's still too short
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3.1.16.3 : Misery whip
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3.1.16.4 : Rick
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3.1.16.5 : The steeper the pitch the faster the fall
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3.1.16.6 : A good carpenter measures twice and cuts once
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3.1.17 : Physicists
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3.1.17.1 : Physicists don't just do it in theory
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3.1.18 : Car Salesmen
Box Folder
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3.1.18.1 : Used car salesmen jargon
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3.1.18.2 : Car Salesman poems
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3.1.19 : Governmental Work
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3.1.19.1 : Close enough for government work
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3.1.19.2 : Government work
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3.1.20 : Egineers
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3.1.20.1 : Electrical engineers are lazy
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3.1.20.2 : The odds are good but the goods are odd
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3.1.20.3 : Engineer joke
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3.1.21 : Journalists
Box Folder
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3.1.21.1 : Journalist jargon
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3.1.22 : Fishermen
Box Folder
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3.1.22.1 : Lumper
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3.2 : Peddler's Cries
Box Folder
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3.2.1 : Spare change for...pyrotechnics and exploding metroplexes?
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3.3 : Farming and Planting Rhymes
Box Folder
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3.3.1 : One for the crow, one for the gopher, one for the ground, and one that don't gopher
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3.3.2 : Make hay while the sun shines
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3.3.3 : April showers bring May flowers
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3.3.4 : A dry March and wet May fill the barn with grain and hay
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3.3.5 : Winter never rots in the sky
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3.3.6 : Be careful, be cautious when bucking the hay. For work when done right, is never no play
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3.3.7 : I bought a rooster for fifteen cents
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3.3.8 : Spring is here, the grass is ris; I wonder what the white stuff is
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3.3.9 : The farmers fed ice cubes to the chickens so they wouldn't lay hard-boiled eggs
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3.3.10 : It's a sure sign of spring when the seagulls follow the plow. That means the farmer has to wear a raincoat
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3.3.11 : Always plant crops that mature above the ground when the moon is big
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3.3.12 : Always plant crops that mature in the ground when the moon is little
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3.3.13 : When there's a ring around the moon there will be a change in the weather
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3.3.14 : Talking through your beard
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3.3.15 : Those barns are scattered
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3.3.16 : That's as warm as hot pee
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3.3.17 : It's a good thing that he was there else you'd a fell clean to the ground
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3.3.18 : A day in March and wet May fill the barn with grain and hay
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3.3.19 : Front-rower
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3.3.20 : If you five a farmer a million dollars, he'll farm 'til it's gone
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3.3.21 : A crooked row holds more seeds
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3.3.22 : Panther piss
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3.3.23 : Meadow Muffins
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3.3.24 : The ox is slow, but the earth is patient
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3.4 : Military Cadences and Chants, Sayings and Retorts, Acronyms, Proverbs
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3.4.1 : Military Cadences and Chants (Jodies)
Box Folder
6 4
3.4.1.1 : Left, left, left my wife and 48 kids.
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3.4.1.2 : Left, left, left, left, right, left. Your guards are right, your belts are tight
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3.4.1.3 : Mama, mama can't you see, what the army's done to me?
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3.4.1.4 : Trainee far away
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3.4.1.5 : I don't know but it's been said, Navy wings are made of lead
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3.4.1.6 : I wanna be an Air Borne Ranger
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3.4.1.7 : The PLO they dropped the bomb; they dropped it on Lebanon
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3.4.1.8 : Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his privates three
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3.4.1.9: Airborne, Airborne don't be blue, my recruiter screwed me too
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3.4.1.10 : Airborne, you'd better do your best, or you'll find yourself in a leaning rest
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3.4.1.11 : Put another magazine in my trusty M-l6, and all I ever want to see are bodies, bodies, bodies
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3.4.1.12 : In the Army: They say that in the army the chow is mighty fine, A pea rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
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3.4.1.13 : A yellow bird with a yellow beak was sitting on my window peak
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3.4.1.14 : Tiny Bubbles
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3.4.1.15 : My girl's a vegetable
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3.4.1.16 : We are Second platoon, we like to party
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3.4.1.17 : Summer of '89: They issued me my M-16, hurrah, hurrah
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3.4.1.18 : When I get to heaven St. Peter's going to say-hey
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3.4.1.19 : Left Right Kill
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3.4.1.20 : Don't Get Me Started
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3.4.1.21 : You Can't Count to Five
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3.4.1.22 : Here's to heat- not the kind that burns down shacks, but the kind that brings down slacks
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3.4.1.23 : Do you love Army? What a way to live
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3.4.1.24 : The leader of the group yells: Had a good home
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3.4.1.25 : Left, left, left my wife and 49 kids on the verge of starvation whithout any gingerbread
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3.4.1.26 : One I can not hear you a little louder bring it up boys
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3.4.1.27 : The only use for women in the military is to keep the soldiers busy until they get back to their wives
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3.4.2 : Sayings and Retorts
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3.4.2.1 : Exlax: Who'll carry the mail? I'll carry the mail?
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3.4.2.2 : As long as the troops are [expletive] they're ok, but if somebody stops [expletive] you better watch him
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3.4.2.3 : Ration of [crap]
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3.4.2.4 : Hope to [crap] in your mess, I do
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3.4.2.5 : I need a beer (or other object) worse than Custer needed an air strike
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3.4.2.6 : Being a jumper is kinda like being a virgin, you either are or you're not. If you are it requires no explanation. If you're not, we're not particularly interested in the reasons
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3.4.2.7 : Comparison between Vietnamese and their flag
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3.4.2.8 : Jumpers are good to the last drop
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3.4.2.9 : Kindergarten baby , born in the Navy
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3.4.2.10 : Is this seat saved?
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3.4.2.11 : Yea! And eery time I see a horse's (backside) it makes me homesick (Retort to "Where you raised in a barn?")
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3.4.3 : Acronyms
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3.4.3.1 : NAVY- Never Again Volunteer Yourself
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3.4.3.2 : RTFQS- Read The Full Question, Stupid
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3.4.4 : Proverbs
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3.4.4.1 : The Navy didn't issue your husband a wife in his seabag
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3.4.4.2 : Your husband was there for the keel-laying, he doesn't have to be there for the launching
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3.4.4.3 : Hit the beach
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3.4.4.4 : Dumber than a sandcrab
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3.4.4.5 : It didn't take an act of Congress to make me a gentleman
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3.4.4.6 : As I slide down the banister of life, I will always remember the Army as a splinter in my ass
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3.4.4.7 : There are three sides
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3.4.4.8 : It's more important to look good than to feel good because(?)knows how you're feeling
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3.4.4.9 : Waste not, want not
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3.4.4.10 : It takes pain to be beautiful
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3.4.4.11 : Apologies
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3.5 : Athletic and High School Cheers
3.5.1 : Ratta, tatta, chinga, chinga
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3.5.2 : Kill, kill, hate, hate, murder, murder, mutilate
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3.5.3 : We are the ______, the mighty, mighty ______
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3.5.4 : ______ gonna win this game tonight, they're all right, fight, fight, fight
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3.5.5 : Ah, beep, beep; ah, beep, beep; quack, quack
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3.5.6 : I've got it. What is it?
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3.5.7 : U.---C.---L.---A
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3.5.8 : California grapefruit, Arizona cactus
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3.5.9 : Yo Triumph! Yo Triumph!
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3.5.10 : Teachers got the brains, boys got the muscles
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3.5.11 : Chicken, chicken, duck, duck, come on team let's fight
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3.5.12 : U-G-L-Y: You ain't got no alibi, you UGLY
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3.5.13 : Digga, digga hot potata
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3.5.14 : We have a rope and we have a tree; now all we need is a referee
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3.5.15 : M.I.C.K.E.Y. Oh you S.O.B. Referee, Referee. (Sung to Mickey Mouse Club song tune.)
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3.5.16 : BYU, BYU, where the girls are girls, and the boys are too
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3.5.17 : Too cool man, heavy duty unit, take it with a jiff
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3.5.18 : If you're going to foul, make it good
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3.5.19 : Rüt um sküt um, ya, ya, ya, lüt fish peper cock, va shaui ha. (Swedish cheer.)
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3.5.20 : Mo Mo
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3.5.21 : Sha nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey good bye
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3.5.22 : Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we've been screwed
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3.5.23 : I wish I were a winning Cottonwood Colt
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3.5.24 : Turkey, Turkey, bats and birds, We're the best team, and you're the nerds
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3.5.25 : Birgham Young, Bring 'em old, Just bring 'em in
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3.5.26 : Match in the gas tank!
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3.5.27 : M-I-C-K-E-Y-O-U-S-O-B
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3.5.28 : Houy! (louder) Youy, youy, youy. (softer)
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3.5.29 : We're AF and don't you fortget it..WHAT? We're AF and don't you forget it...WHAT? Are you ready to ROCK? Huah!
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3.5.30 : Beat 'em, bust 'em that's our custom, GO red Go!
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3.5.31 : Class of 88's keg wasn't all that great, class of 89's wasn't all that fine
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3.5.32 : Rah rah ree, kick 'em in the knee, rah rah rass, kick 'em in the other knee
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3.5.33 : Root a toot-toot, root a toot-toot. We are the boys from the boyscout troop. We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't go with girls who do. We ain't got no girlfriends
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3.5.34 : E-C-L-A-X Go man, go
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3.5.35 : Kappa Delta cheer
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3.5.36 : We love our seniors, oh deep down in our hears, oh deep deep, oh deep deep, oh deep down in our hearts
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3.5.37 : Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon rind. Look at the score board and see who's behind! You are!
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3.5.38 : I am a rambling wreck from Brooklyn Tech and a hell of an engineer!
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3.5.39 : I wish I were a winning cottonwood colt. That is what I truly want to be
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3.5.40 : 2-4-6-9 pithcer looks like Frankenstein
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3.5.41 : 2-4-6-8 who do we especially hate
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3.5.42 : Rifity, Rifity, Riff, Raff, Chifity, Chifity, Chiff, Chiff Give them the old horse laugh-Heee-Haaaa
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3.5.43 : Wash 'em out, wash 'em out, hang 'em on the line, we use Cheer wer use Tide we make ______ run and hide
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3.5.44 : Horse pukcy, cow pucky, smell that squash! You think you're gonna win, but you're not by gosh!
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3.5.45 : If you believe then just stand up on your feet, and shout it loud REAL. Here at the ROIT the battle hymns begun, we're here for RSL
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3.5.46 : Big apple, little apple, suzie Q
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3.5.47 : C-A-V-E...M-E-N
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3.5.48 : Wembley Cheer (ging gang gooley gooley watchem gin gang goo)
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3.6 : Missionary Rhymes and Sayings
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3.6.1 : Wonder of Work
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3.6.2 : First they're green, then they're ripe, and then they're rotten
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3.6.3 : If you don't look once you're not a man, if you look twice you're not a missionary
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3.6.4 : Missionary Vocabulary
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3.6.5 : Return with Honor
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3.7 : Sports Rhymes and Sayings
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3.7.1 : Gymnasts
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3.7.1.1 : Old gymnasts never die
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3.7.2 : Softball
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3.7.2.1 : Nice poke (nice hit); four bagger and round-tripper (home run); stroke it and little rap now (get a hit); nice grab and squeeze it (nice catch); cannon (strong arm); big stick (strong batter); two gone and two down (two out); ribbies or RBI (runs batted in)
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3.7.2.2 : Pitchers bad,catchers worse: look at that monkey playing on first
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3.7.2.3 : Don't you hate it when you're all dressed up with nowhere to go?
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3.7.2.4 : You know what they say, if there is grass on the field play ball
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3.7.3 : Motocross
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3.7.3.1 : Go for it!
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3.7.4 : Hockey
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3.7.4.1 : USU Hockey Score Chant
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3.7.5. : Times
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3.8 : Mechanic and Auto Body Vocabulary
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3.8.1 : Goat
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3.8.2 : The mill
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3.8.3 : Three duces
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3.8.4 : Trany
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3.8.5 : Soup up
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3.8.6 : Hemi
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3.8.7 : Layin' Scratch/Catchin' Scratch
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3.8.8 : Hopped up
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3.8.9 : Floor it
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3.8.10 : Smoke 'em
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3.8.11 : Burnin' off/ Peelin' out
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3.8.12 : Red lining
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3.8.13 : Open the dumps
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3.8.14 : Blow him off the road
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3.8.15 : Reverse the shackles
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3.8.16 : Blow his doors off
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3.8.17 : 360's/ Brodies/ Donuts
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3.8.18 : Run the gears
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3.8.19 : Wheels
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3.8.20 : If you can't find 'em, grind 'em
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3.8.21 : Hit the skids!
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3.8.22 : Grind a pound of me
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3.8.23 : Chicken bar
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3.8.24 : Four on the floor
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3.8.25 : Three on the tree
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3.8.26 : Gravy
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3.8.27 : Monkeys
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3.8.28 : Got some fire
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3.8.29 : One lunger pididdle
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3.0 : Miscellaneous
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3.0.1 : In the elder days of art, builders wrought with unseen care
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3.0.2 : All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and more pay for not getting it done
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3.0.3 : It's more important to have one satisfied customer than to have ten thousand dissatisfied customers
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3.0.4 : The 4-H's mean: headache, heartburn, hemorrhoids and hernias
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3.0.5 : Don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuff
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3.0.6 : A mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until he starts the work
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3.0.7 : All muzzle loaders have balls not nuts
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3.0.8 : Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door
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3.0.9 : Cobblers do not judge above the shoe
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3.0.10 : Measure twice, cut once
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3.0.11 : In God we trusted, in Kansas we busted
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3.0.12 : The difficult age has come and lit; I'm too tired to work and too poor to quit
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3.0.13 : Climb the ladder of success but not on the backs of those you know
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3.0.14 : An hour a day, from now ‘til May. (Regarding shoveling snow)
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3.0.15 : Do your work and complain later
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3.0.16 : If you don't have half your day's work done by 10:00 am, you won't get the other half done
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3.0.17 : Working here is like wetting your pants in a dark suite, it gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices
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3.0.18 : She must be the surveyor's daughter- she knows all the angles
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3.0.19 : The wind's blowing so hard it could blow links off a logging chain
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3.0.20 : Looking at my hole card. (Gambler)
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3.0.21 : Little old lady
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3.0.22 : Names for Non-Student Athletes
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4.1 : Epitaphs
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4.1.1 : Stricken down in health and youth.
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4.1.2 : A loving son has left us
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4.1.3 : Here lies my truest earthly friend
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4.1.4 : Our darling slumbers here
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4.1.5 : To the world he was just a man, to me, he was the world
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4.1.6 : As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so must you be. Therefore prepare to follow me
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4.1.7 : Here lies Ansel Adams, he lived for better or for worse, but for now he's gone for good
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4.1.8 : Where ‘ere you be let the wind blow free. For holding it in was the death of me
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4.1.9 : Budded on Earth to bloom in heaven. (Child's grave.)
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4.1.10 : He went about doing good. (Grave of a doctor.)
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4.1.11 : The grave of a southern here, who fought for love and right. (Civil War grave.)
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4.1.12 : Here lies the Body of W.W., who will never more trouble you, trouble you
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4.1.13 : I'm an atheist, all dressed up with no where to go
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4.1.14 : Here lies the body of Big John Kemp, Who lived by the gun, but died by hemp
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4.1.15 : We cannot tell who next may fall, beneath the chastening rod one must be first, but let us all prepare to meet our God. Campbell
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4.1.16 : Shed not for him the bitter tears; and give the heart to him regrets; O Father you have left us here; God grant that we'll be with you yet. Cooney
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4.1.17 : Harriet Steele Died May 26 1888 Aged 1 year 3 mos 22 days; He shall gather the lambs in his arms; and carry them in his bosom
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4.1.18 : Like the dove to the ark; thou hast flown to thy rest; from the wild sea of strife; to the home of the blest
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4.1.19 : Dearest Father thou has left us
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4.1.20 : Sleep on sweet babe; and take your rest; God called you home; he thought it best
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4.1.21 : Our Father has gone to a mansion of rest; to the glorious land of the Deity blest
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4.1.22 : Rest Mother, rest in quiet sleep; while daughters in sorrow; O'er thee weep
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4.1.23 : Shed not for her the bitter tear; nor give the heart to vain regret; tis but the casket that lies here; the gem that filled it sparkles yet
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4.1.24 : There is a bright region above; he long to reach its shore; to join with the dear ones we love; "not lost but gone before"
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4.1.25 : God lent to us this gentle flower; that seemed to promise fair to bloom; but in an unexpected hour
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4.1.26 : In Loving Memory of Autumn Star Pratt; October 23, 1981- January 24, 1999
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4.1.27 : Two things I love the most, good horses and beautiful women, when I die
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4.1.28 : Those who knew her best loved her most
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4.1.29 : There's a bright region above, we long to reach it's shore, ot jion whith the ones we long not last but gone before
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4.1.30 : A perfect woman, nobly planned, to warm, to comfort, and command
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4.1.31 : Erected by the Woodsmen of the World
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4.1.32 : She was a kind and affectionate wife and a fond mother and a friend to all
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4.1.33 : Past from view but in our memory ever present
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4.1.34 : Gone from our home but not from our hearts
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4.1.35 : Sweet rest in Heaven
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4.1.36 : Blessed are the Meek for they shall inherit the Earth
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4.1.37 : Dear Parents, with a reverent hand, this is to they memory given while one by one they household band God reunites in Heaven
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4.1.38 : Non knew them but to love them, non named them but to praise
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4.1.39 : Many hopes be buried here
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4.1.40 : Ear this brightest gems are fading
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4.1.41 : His deeds were noble, his presence sweet
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4.1.42 : Here rests a Woodman of the World
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4.1.43 : A little blossom of love that bloomed but to die
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4.1.44 : To all those that sleep in Jesus, death is sweet and has no sting
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4.1.45 : Cold in thy grave but we knew our darling lives
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4.1.46 : Remember me as you pass by. As you are now, so once was I. As I am now you too shall be. Be prepared to follow me
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4.1.47 : The light of my life has gone out
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4.1.48 : A little flower of love that blossomed but to die transplanted now above the bloom with God on high
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4.1.49 : A perfect woman, nobly planned to warm, to comfort, and command
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4.1.50 : Dear wife, in earth's thorny paths, how long thy feet have trod, to find at last this peaceful rest, safe in the arms of God
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4.1.51 : Dear parents with a reverent hand this to thy memory given while one by one thy household band god reunites in heaven
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4.1.52 : Weep not for those who've gone for weeping is but vain regret tis but the caskets that be here the jems tht filled them sparkle yet
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4.1.53 : Sleep, dear father, sleep in peace you have gained sweet release. For sin and sorrow, grief and pain can ne're assail thy soul again
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4.1.54 : Earth has lost its look of gladness Heaven seems to us more bright since the spirit of our dear ones took their happy homeward flight
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4.1.55 : A just man made perfect
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4.1.56 : May my actions reflect my belief in and my love for Jesus Christ. May my love be a testimony to my family, that they too may desire the rewards of knowing our Savior, Jesus Christ. Be kind, for everyone you met is fighting a hard battle. Even be a little kinder than necessary
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4.2 : Flyleaf Inscriptions
Box Folder
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4.2.1 : Don't steal this book away my lad for $1.75 it cost my dad. (Folder 10)
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4.3 : Autograph Rhymes
Box Folder
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4.3.1 : May you ever be a princess, May your husband be a clown, And when he goes to kiss you, Just politely knock him down
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4.3.2 : When you grow up and get married, I wish you first a baby boy
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4.3.3 : When your days on earth are ended and you lie beneath the sod, May your name in gold be written in the autograph of God
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4.3.4 : 'Tis sweet to be remembered, in the turmoil of this life
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4.3.5 : I love you to my heart, I love you to my liver. If I had you in my mouth, I would spit you in the river
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4.3.6 : Remember Grant, remember Lee, to hell with them remember me
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4.3.7 : 2 Ys UR, 2 Ys UB, ICUR 2 Ys 4 me. (Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.)
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4.3.8 : Never kiss by the garden gate, Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
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4.3.9 : When you grow up and (carry twins, think you're sweet, sail across the sea)
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4.3.10 : Roses are red
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4.3.11 : I auto laugh. (Rebus)
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4.3.12 : Collections of autographs
Box Folder
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4.3.12.1 : 83 items from Bessie Christensen's autograph book, 1932-35
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4.3.12.2 : 5 items from Carolyn Nelson's junior high year book, 1966-67
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4.3.12.3 : 3 items from Elva Nowling's autograph book, 1939
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4.3.12.4 : 3 items from Barbara Spencer's yearbook, ca. 1960
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4.3.12.5 : 4 items from Georeine Arantz's autograph album, 1898-1901
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4.3.13 : Four lines from a lazy poet
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4.3.14 : When you get married, don't marry a fool but marry a boy from the Wellsville, Junior High School
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4.3.15 : Amata de tutti
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4.3.16 : 2 good (cute); 2 be; 4 gotten
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4.3.17 : 2 young; 2 go; 4 boys
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4.3.18 : When you are old and out of shape remember that girdles are $2.98
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4.3.19 : When you get old and can not see, put on your specks and think of me
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4.3.20 : May happiness always be your lot, with best wishes forget me not
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4.3.2l : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, what is a bra, without a bust
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4.3.22 : Don't party too hearty unless I'm with you
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4.3.23 : If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll take the heat. If it gets too hot, diet Pepsi hits the spot
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4.3.24 : In your fruitcake of life, regard me as a nut
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4.3.25 : When skies are gray and you are blue . .
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4.3.26 : Always remember me as your friend . .
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4.3.27 : When you are older and far away remember your Mother and Dad's good teachings and all your friends that wish you well
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4.3.28 : When you get married and your wife gets cross, pick up the rolling pin, and tell her you're boss
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4.3.29 : Remember me, you may, you must . .
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4.3.30 : I think it will be possible for you to have anything in life which you desire. You have the ability to try until you succeed
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4.3.3l : Being in love with someone who loves you in return is the greatest thing in the world. But finding this kind of two-way love is a pretty tricky business
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4.3.32 : I bet I could make every fool in town turn this book upside down. (Written upside down on the page.)
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4.3.33 : Hoof-hearted, Ice-melted, You're foolish yet
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4.3.34 : Sitting on a tombstone, a ghost came and said, "Sorry to disturb you, but you're sitting on my head"
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4.3.35 : When you are old, and can not see, I'll hold the pot, so you can pee
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4.3.36 : There are gold ships, there are silver ships, but there's no ship like friendship
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4.3.37 : I wish I were a bunny, all covered up wiff (with) fluff; I'd sit upon your dwesser (dresser) and be your powder puff
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4.3.38 : Red are the roses, green are the hedges, you'll remember me because I wrote along the edges
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4.3.39 : Yours til cast iron sinks
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4.3.40 : Yours til Hell freezes over
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4.3.41 : I adore you. (Droodle)
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4.3.42 : Oh, gee you are a cutie, I envy you. (Rebus)
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4.3.43 : My heart pants for you
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4.3.44 : I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea; I saw you in the bathtub, Oops-pardon me
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4.3.45 : Yours till the ocean wears pants to keep its bottom dry
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4.3.46 : Avoid nest (next) years rush. Flunk now!!!
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4.3.47 : If you are sick and going to die... call me up and I will cry
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4.3.48 : You will always be a tadpole in my puddle of affection
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4.3.49 : When the leaves of your album are yellow with age
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4.3.50 : I like to be naughty, I like to be nice, so just to be naughty I'll sign my name twice
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4.3.51 : Way back here where you sure not to look, I'll sign my name in your autograph book
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4.3.52 : I love you, I love you, I love you, I do. Don't get excited cause I love monkeys too
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4.3.53 : I'm not a thief, I'm not a crook, but I just stole the last page in your autograph book
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4.3.54 : By hook or by crook I stole the last page of your book
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4.3.55 : If I were an artichoke I'd give the leaves to others and save my heart for you
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4.3.56 : Hark the Herald Angels shout, two more days and we'll be out
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4.3.57 : Remember me when you are blue, then you'll be happy too
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4.3.58 : Yours until
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4.3.59 : I.L.B.C.N.U
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4.3.60 : Out of all your friends and all your lovers poor little me has to write on the cover
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4.3.61 : When you get old and live in a shack
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4.3.62 : What shall I write, what shall it be, just two little words, "remember me"
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4.3.63 : It tickles me, it makes me laugh to think you want my autograph
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4.3.64 : I auto cry, I auto laugh, I auto sign your autograph
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4.3.65 : Oh little blade of grass so tall; that wakes in Spring and sleeps in fall; adorned with necklaces of dew; I hope somebody steps on you
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4.3.66 : I'll always be your friend even when Russia cooks turkeys in Greece or China and serves it to the USA
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4.3.67 : I wish I was a grapefruit and here's the reason why, cause when you come to eat me, I'd squirt you in the eye
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4.3.68 : When you slide down the banister of life, remember me as a splinter in your career
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4.3.69 : Remember A, remember B, but C that you remember me
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4.3.70 : I love you, I love you, I love you divine, please give me your bubble gum, you're sitting on mine
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4.3.71 : From dusk til dawn, from dawn til dusk, because of you my lips will rust
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4.3.72 : Love at first sight is a special delight, it's not only sublime but it saves lots of time
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4.3.73 : Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few, remember that the mighty oak are once a nut like you
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4.3.74 : DI went to church one day to hear the preacher holler; I put a penny in the plate- and grabbed a half a dollar
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4.3.75 : Jean now, Jean ever, Tibbitts now, but not forever
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4.3.76 : When you're walking down the street, looking at the hedges
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4.3.77 : Sex is Heaven, Booze is Blitz, We're the class of "76"
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4.3.78 : How vain is all beneath the skies, how transparent every earthly bliss, how tender all the fondest ties, that bond us to a world like this
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4.3.79 : Wanted a place in your memory
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4.3.80 : Your 2 good 2 be 4 gotten
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4.3.81 : See a monkey in a tree pull it's tail and think of me
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4.3.82 : Remember M remember E but most of all remember ME
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4.3.83 : Remember teh pretty country, remember the busy town, remember the girl, who ruined your book by writing upside down
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4.3.84 : When you are old and can not see, I'll hold the pot so you can pee
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4.3.85 : There are gold ships and there are silver ships but there's no ship like friendship
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4.3.86 : When you get old and cannot see put on your specks and think of me
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4.3.87 : When you get old and think you're sweet, take off your shoes and smell your feet
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4.3.88 : I 'auto' sign I 'auto' laught I 'auto' sign your autograph
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4.3.89 : I am no poet I have no fame. But just the same I'll sign my name
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4.3.90 : UR 2 good 2 B 4 gotten
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4.3.91 : I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea. I saw you in the bathtub-oops! Pardon me
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4.3.92 : Columbus discovered America in 1492 and I discovered somehting great when I discovered you!
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4.3.93 : Tulips in the garden, tulips in the park. But the tulips I like best are the two lips in the dark
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4.3.94 : A kiss is a germ, or so it's been stated. But kiss me quick, I'm vaccinated
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4.3.95 : When you are sick and going to die call me up and I will cry
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4.3.96 : Birds on the mountain fish in the sea how you ever greaduated is a mystery to me
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4.3.97 : I'll be yours 'till Niagra Falls. I'll be yours 'till the US drinks Canada dry. I'll be yours 'till the weeping willow weeps
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4.3.98 : Oh this page of snowy white, I think I'll take a little bit (tear edge of paper)
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4.3.99 : Roses are wilted, violets are dead, sugar is lumpy and so is your head
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4.3.100 : When your old and in your thirties, don't come to me when your clothes are dirty
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4.3.101 : When you get married and have twins, don't come to my house, for safety pins
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4.3.102 : Lavender Blue Dilly Dilly Lavender Green when you are king Dilly Dilly I will be queen
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4.3.103 : Yours till the undertakers undertakes to take you under
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4.3.104 : Yours till Hell freezes over and the cows come skating home on ice
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4.3.105 : So and So sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes junior in a baby carriage
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4.3.106 : Hoof-hearted, ice-melted, you're foolish yet
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4.3.107 : I'll bet I could make every fool in town turn this book upside down
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4.3.108 : Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, and other don't
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4.3.109 : Your 'till the mouth of the Mississippi wears lipstick
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4.3.110 : In this troubled world you have to laugh to stay sane, so if this makes you laugh I've done my job
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4.3.111 : When twilight pulls the curtain back and pins it with a star, remeber that you have a friend though she may wander far
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4.3.112 : Remember this and keep in mind a truthful friend is hard to find so when you find one that is true change no the old for the new
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4.3.113 : Yours 'till sawhorses have colts
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4.3.114 : Yours 'till dogwood barks
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4.3.115 : Yours 'till the mouth of the Mississippi wears lipstick
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4.3.116 : Remember the pretty country, remember the busy town, remember the girl who ruined your book, by writing upside down
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4.3.117 : Verna Today
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4.3.118 : Some write for pleasure, some write for fame
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4.3.119 : I "auto" sign
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4.3.120 : I am no poet, I have no fame, but just the same, I'll sign my name
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4.3.121 : Yours, till the foot of the mountain wears shoes
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4.4 : Graffiti
Box Folder
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4.4.1 : Black is beautiful, tan is grand, But white is the color of the big boss man
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4.4.2 : A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons
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4.4.3 : Jackasses are living proof that cowboys [expletive] horses!
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4.4.4 : Chi O, Chi O, it's off to bed we go, with a little luck we'll get a [expletive], Chi O, Chi O!
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4.4.5 : Don't sing in the John, in Utah, they shoot John Singers
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4.4.6 : King Kong died for our sins
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4.4.7 : Electra loves Daddy
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4.4.8 : Oedipus is a mama's boy
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4.4.9 : I am Black with l2 inches. I am Blue with 2. I am Green with envy. I am curious but yellow. I am red with rage
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4.4.10 : God is dead.--Time; Time is dead.--God; Time is God.--Dead
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4.4.11 : Attention girls: Even if you don't, he'll say you did, so you might as well
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4.4.12 : Hurry men, it's the 1st of May. Outdoor intercourse begins today
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4.4.13 : She offered her honor, he honored her offer
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4.4.14 : Oh, Frank, please don't touch me there
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4.4.15 : Here I sit on the thore, all broken hearted in the hall
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4.4.16 : Some folks come here to leave a turd, I come here to see my bird
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4.4.17 : Sex feels good, but labor doesn't
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4.4.18 : Children left unattended will be towed away at owner's expense
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4.4.19 : Bawal Umihi Dito! (Don't pee on this wall)
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4.4.20 : Here I sit all broken hearted, I came here to crap and only farted
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4.4.21 : Gay pride is gay power, about as much pride as picking your nose and eating it in public
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4.4.22 : You make 'em; we scape 'em, no fetus can beat us
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4.4.23 : A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
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4.4.24 : A large "X" and the satement "If you can hit this mark, call the Logan Fire Dept.-they can use you."
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4.4.25 : I am black with 12 inches, I am blue with 2, I am green with envy, I am curious but yellow, I am red with rage
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4.4.26 : 2 good 2 be 4gotten
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4.4.27 : Smile, you're on candid camera!
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4.4.28 : Flush twice;it's a long way to the ocean
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4.4.29 : Kilroy was here
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4.4.30 : Mormon girls are better by half, always bulling, never with calf
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4.4.31 : God is dead. Neaztche. Neiztche is dead. God
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4.4.32 : There is no gravity, the earth sucks
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4.4.33 : 1) Do not write on this wall 2) Do not read this
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4.4.34 : We aim to please. You aim too, please
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4.4.35 : In case of famine, eat this book it's full of bologna
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4.4.36 : Ervell says: Mormon Stew is roast seagull in a crunchy crickett sauce
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4.5 : Latrinalia
Box Folder
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4.5.1 : To you who sit upon this seat, complete your business and then retreat
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4.5.2 : How drunk I am, how wet I'll be, if I don't find, the bathroom key
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4.5.3 : If it's brown, flush it down . .
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4.5.4 : If you want a cool surprise, flush the toilet before you rise
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4.5.5 : Here I sit all broken hearted paid my dime and only farted. Next time I have the chance, I'll save my dime and crap in my pants
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4.5.6 : Eggs have a bad life. First, they only get laid once. Second, they only get ate once. Third, it takes them ten minutes to get hard. Fourth, they come in a box with eleven others
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4.5.7 : Here I sit among the vapors, some old fool used all the papers
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4.5.8 : Flush twice, it's a long way to the lunch room
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4.5.9 : If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat wipe the seat
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4.5.10 : Here I sit in fumes and vapor, someone stole the toliet paper, how much longer must I linger before I have to use my finger
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4.5.11 : How dry I am - how wet I'll be if I don't find the bathroom key. I found the key but not the door, too late it's on the floor
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4.5.12 : If it's yellow let it mellow, it it's brown flush it down
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4.5.13 : No matter how much you whittle and dance, the last drop falls in your pants
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4.6 : Bumper Stickers
Box Folder
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4.6.1 : Earth: no deposit, no return
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4.6.2 : There's no gravity- the whole world sucks
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4.6.3 : Utah State (Logo)(Photograph included)
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4.6.4 : I'd rather be on stage (Photograph included)
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4.6.5 : Start SEEING Motorcycles! (Photograph included)
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4.6.6 : Start seeing bicycles. (Photograph included)
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4.6.7 : Preserve our Heritage. (Photograph included)
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4.6.8 : Apple. (Photograph included)
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4.6.9 : Wonder Woman. (Photograph included)
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4.6.10 : Boardwear. (Photograph included)
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4.6.11 : Cowboy Up. (Photograph included)
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4.6.12 : Beaver Mountain Ski Resort. (Photograph included)
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4.6.13 : Tits on a ritz, mmm good cracker
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4.6.14 : IN-N-OUT urge
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4.6.15 : Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you
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4.6.16 : Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside!
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4.6.17 : Honk if you're horney
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4.6.18 : Smile if you got a little last night
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4.6.19 : Today is the first day of your life
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4.6.20 : Speed on brother, hell ain't half full
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4.7 : Signs
Box Folder
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4.7.1 : . . . when you are up to your [butt] in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial object was to drain the swamp
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4.7.2 : We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool
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4.7.3 : God forgives, I don't
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4.7.4 : "We do not serve..."
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4.7.5: "Don't be mad, Come on in and get fed-up!"
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4.7.6 : "In God we trust, all others must pay cash."
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4.7.7 : "Lovely to look at, delightful to hold, then if you break it... it is sold"
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4.7.8 : People with horse sense know when to say "nay"
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4.7.9 : Please don't feed the animals, they're already stuffed
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4.7.10 : Where ma spends pa's dough
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4.7.11 : Welcome to the only Oblong in the world
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4.7.12 : Blessed are the youth for they shall inherit the national debt
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4.7.13 : Attention girls: even if you don't he'll say that you did so you might as well
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4.7.14 : Where ma saves pa's dough
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4.7.15 : A new muffler is a good sound investment
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4.7.16 : When you're tired and hungry and dead on your feet and you don't want to cook - you just want to eat go to Jack in the Box
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4.7.17 : No credit except to persons over 65 accompanied by both parents
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4.7.18 : We have to right to pinch back!
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4.7.19 : Don't go by mad, come on in and get fed-up!
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4.7.20 : Don't kiss our girls...they are all tellers
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4.0 : Miscellaneous
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4.0.1 : Peaches are peaches; plums are plums; kissing ain't kissing without any tongues
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4.0.2 : He Never Died. (Poem)
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4.0.3 : Prose: Alice,'Which road do I take?' Cheshire cat,'Where do you want to go?' Alice,'I don't know.' Cheshire cat, 'Then, it doesn't matter.'
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4.0.4 : There are three things you must learn to do
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4.0.5 : Why are women such a problem
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4.0.6 : Once a trap was baited with a piece of cheese
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4.0.7 : Three Ha'pence a foot
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4.0.8 : Forever and Always No Matter What
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4.0.9 : Food on a Stick
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5. :  ParodiesReturn to Top

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5.1 : Of Nursery Rhymes
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5.1.1 : Jack and Jill went up the hill
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5.1.2 : Mary had a little lamb
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5.1.3 : Hickory, dickory, dock
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5.1.4 : Mary, Mary, quite contrary
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5.1.5 : Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
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5.1.6 : Little Miss Muffet
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5.1.7 : Twinkle, twinkle little star
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5.1.8 : Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater
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5.1.9 : Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
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5.1.10 : Hey diddle, diddle
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5.1.11 : Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
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5.1.12 : Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight
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5.1.13 : Little Jack Horner sat on a corner
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5.1.14 : I hate you, you hate me (Barney parody)
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5.1.15 : Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, Ha! Ha! fooled you all, I'm a submarine!
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5.1.16 : 1,2 Freddy's coming to get you 3, 4 Better lock your door
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5.2 : Of Religious Texts
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5.2.1 : Bless the bread
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5.2.2 : Give us this day our daily bread
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5.2.3 : Now I lay me down to sleep
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5.2.4 : Blessed are the quilters, for they are the piece makers
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5.2.5 : The 23rd Rambler (Psalm)
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5.2.6 : Come, Come Ye Saints
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5.2.7 : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
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5.2.8 : Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you diet
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5.2.9 : The families that stay together, stay together
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5.2.10 : You can drink that coffee and not break the word of wisdom
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5.2.11 : Jesus is walking across the water and someone yells out, "I don't care who you are, you are scaring the fish"
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5.2.12 : In the beggining God created the neutron heavier than the proton
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5.2.13 : Sky Pilots (Preachers)
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5.2.14 : Jesus on the cross falling over saying: "Damn beavers!"
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5.2.15 : Give alms to the poor
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5.2.16 : A little boy praying to God: "Testing 1, 2, 3"
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5.2.17 : Let us prey
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5.3 : Of Literature
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5.3.1 : The Boy Stood on the Burning deck
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5.3.2 : 'Twas the night before Christmas
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5.3.3 : Give me liberty or give me kids
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5.3.4 : Spider, Spider on the wall
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5.4 : Of Patriotic Texts
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5.4.1 : I pledge allegiance
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5.4.2 : Boy scout oath
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5.4.3 : It's a Grand Old Bag
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5.5 : Of Proverbs
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5.5.1 : A closed mouth gathers no foot
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5.5.2 : Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can put off 'til the day after tomorrow
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5.5.3 : Rules are made to be amended
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5.5.4 : It's always darkest before it gets absolutely black
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5.5.5 : People who live in glass houses should . .
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5.5.6 : If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it
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5.5.7 : Smile, things could be worse. So I smiled and things got worse
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5.5.8 : The cow is in the mud
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5.5.9 : Early to bed, early to rise. See also: 8.E8
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5.5.10 : You can lead a horse to water . .
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5.5.11 : We find ourselves upon a rudimentary tributary deficient of any ostensible mode of forward motion
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5.5.12 : One good turn deserves most of the blanket
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5.5.13 : A penny saved. . . deprived
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5.5.14 : He who laughs last doesn't get the joke
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5.5.15 : If the cock crows, shoot it
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5.5.16 : Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way through
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5.5.17 : If it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing
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5.5.18 : Ignorance is bliss, especially in good company
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5.5.19 : A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him
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5.5.20 : No rest for the wicked and the righteous don't need any
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5.5.21 : Where there's a will
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5.5.22 : If at first you don't succeed . .
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5.5.23 : Life is not a bowl of cherries -- it's a bowl of pits
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5.5.24 : Two heads are better than one if one is a cabbage head
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5.5.25 : Use it up, throw it out, buy it new, or do without
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5.5.26 : If tishes were wishes we'd all have a try
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5.5.27 : Let's burn that bridge when we get to it OR let's jump off that bridge when we get to it
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5.5.28 : April showers... bring more snow
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5.5.29 : Right off my elbow (Off the top of my head)
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5.5.30: An onion a day keeps everyone away
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5.5.31: If you can't be aisy (lazy) all the time, be as aisy as you can. (Parody of a Scottish proverb)
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5.5.32: Two is company, three is a crowd, and four is an orgy
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5.5.33: The conary that sings in the morning is eaten by the cat in the afternoon
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5.5.34: Don't count your chickens before they crumble
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5.5.35: There is no place like people
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5.6 : Of Folk Poetry
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7 11
5.6.1 : Roses are red
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5.6.2 : Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a dart, went into the barbershop and let a great big fart
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5.6.3 : Beware of guys with eyes of_____
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5.6.4 : No more pencils, no more books
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5.7 : Of Folk Sayings
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7 12
5.7.1 : This is the place
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5.7.2 : A woman's place is in the home
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5.7.3 : See ya later alligator
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5.7.4 : Cross my throat and hope to choke
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5.7.5 : Sticks and stones can break my bones. See also: 6.2.15.3
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5.7.6 : Life creates a vacuum and then you die
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5.7.7 : Cross my heart and hope to spit in the river
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5.0 : Miscellaneous
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5.0.1 : I just washed my mouth and can't do a thing with it
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5.0.2 : Whistle while you work
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5.0.3 : It's raining cats and dogs, and I just stepped in a poodle
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5.0.4 : You make ‘em, scrape ‘em. No fetus can beat us
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5.0.5 : Absence makes the heart grow fonder
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5.0.6 : It's raining pitchforks and hammer handles
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5.0.7 : Happy birthday to you , you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and actl like one too
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5.0.8 : Jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away, hey!
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5.0.9 : Joy to the world, Barney is dead
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5.0.10 : Tic tac toe, give in a row, Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, whoop, Barney's dead
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5.0.12 : The Myon and the Louse
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5.0.13 : The I.R.S. lives by bread alone
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5.0.14 : Jesus saves but Esposito scores on the rebound
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6. :  Folk SpeechReturn to Top

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6.1 : Rhymes or Sayings of Derision
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6.1.1 : There's fungus among us; at ease disease
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6.1.2 : Eeny, meeny come from Chinee
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6.1.3 : Dirty Will, Dirty Will
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6.1.4 : I know my name, I know my mind
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6.1.5 : Acabaca, soda cracker
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6.1.6 : I'm a Dego, you're a Wop
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6.1.7 : Seesaw, Margery Daw, wash the baby's britches
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6.1.8 : . . . never die
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6.1.9 : God made the little Negro boys
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6.1.10 : It's a fight, a fight; a black and a white
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6.1.11 : There are so many Mexicans
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6.1.12 : There are very few white men who can cook like this, and no Indians at all
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6.1.13 : I would rather say good morning to a Jew than a person without a beard
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6.1.14 : Wherever you find four Baptists, you'll always find a fifth
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6.1.15 : In Scipio we get everything the hen lays but the egg
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6.1.16 : If Utah were a person, Scipio would be the place where you give it an enema
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6.1.17 : You can always tell the English, you can always tell the Dutch, you can always tell the Yankees, but you can't tell them much
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6.1.18a : "That's mighty white of you"
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6.1.18b : "Get it for yourself, I'm not your . . "
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6.1.18c : "If you aren't careful, she'll leave you for a white man"
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6.1.19a : "She looks like she could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence"
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6.1.19b : "She's so skinny that a man would rub his balls raw on the bed sheets"
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6.1.19c : "He is slicker than snot on a brass doorknob." (See also: Speech 9.1.82.1)
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6.1.20 : "I think I thunk a lie"
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6.1.21 : Did you suntan through a screen door?
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6.1.22 : She looks like she had a fire on her face and put it out with an ice pick
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6.1.23 : "Rubber butt and licker"
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6.1.24 : They're all just a bunch of tin gods
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6.1.25 : I wouldn't give you dollars to donuts
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6.1.26 : Well, it's nothing to write home about
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6.1.27 : Hair up his ass
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6.1.28 : That's weak
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6.1.29 : Came apart K-mart fall apart
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6.2 : Retorts
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6.2.1 : To Appearances
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6.2.1.1 : It looks Greek to me!
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6.2.1.2 : Gag a maggot on a gut wagon
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6.2.1.3 : Beauty was black horse. (Retort to: Smoke follows beauty.)
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6.2.1.4 : She's so flat she has to wear Falsies backwards to bread (break) even
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6.2.1.5 : Having a face only a mother could love
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6.2.1.6 : She's trying to fit 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack
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6.2.1.7 : If looks were spit, you'd be surfin' right now
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6.2.1.8 : You're pretty in two ways- pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way
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6.2.1.9 : She's big enough to chase a grizzly bear with a switch
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6.2.1.10 : Wow, look at how that brings out your eyes
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6.2.1.11 : He's a dandy/he's got class
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6.2.1.12 : Tits and (explicit) tits and (explicit) What else matters? That's all that counts!
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6.2.1.13 : Fat is a pretty color!
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6.2.1.14 : Death warmed over
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6.2.1.15 : Your not just a whistlin' Theron
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6.2.2 : To Arguments
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6.2.2.1 : Get a job!
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6.2.2.2 : Pink's red anyway
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6.2.2.3 : [Expletive] you, and [expletive] anyone that looks like you
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6.2.2.4 : You would argue with a signpost in the middle of the Sahara Desert
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6.2.2.5 : You know they name streets' after you... One Way!
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6.2.2.6 : Why be disagreeable? With a little effort you could be a real stinker
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6.2.3 : Childhood Retorts
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6.2.3.1 : So, so, suck your toe
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6.2.3.2 : Shut up. I don't shut up, I grow up
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6.2.3.3 : I'm rubber and you're glue
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6.2.3.4 : See my _____ gee you're _____
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6.2.3.5 : An 'X' is an unknown person, and a 'spurt' is a drip under pressure
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6.2.3.6 : You're a good egg in the long run, but who likes long runny eggs?
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6.2.3.7 : I know you are but what am I?
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6.2.4 : To Complaints, Disappointments and Whining
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6.2.4.1 : Life goes on
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6.2.4.2 : Helpless Hannah, girl from Savannah
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6.2.4.3 : Slit your throat from ear-to-ear and feed you to the hogs
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6.2.4.4 : I can see the lines of suffering in your face
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6.2.4.5 : Be thankful for what you are and have; you could have been born in Russia
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6.2.4.6 : One of life's greatest tragedies has just taken place
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6.2.4.7 : And I'll bet they don't even serve pie there
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6.2.4.8 : If you can't be happy, then at least be cheerful
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6.2.4.9 : You wouldn't pay ten cents for a mule that won't kick
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6.2.4.10 : It's tougher where there isn't any. (Retort to comment about tough meat)
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6.2.4.11 : "Tough titty," said the kitty when the milk went dry
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6.2.4.12 : You look like you just lost your tea and sugar and found the paper!
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6.2.4.13 : What do you want? Eggs in your beer?!
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6.2.4.14 : What's your chief beef?
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6.2.4.15 : Who spit in your oatmeal and pushed your truck into the ditch?
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6.2.4.16 : You old stick in the mud
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6.2.4.17 : Whip me, beat me, call me Helen
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6.2.4.18 : You want to have your cake and eat it too
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6.2.4.19 : Go [crap] in your shoe
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6.2.4.20 : To bad, so sad, your dad
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6.2.4.21 : Well, what do you want me to do, fart rainbows?
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6.2.4.22 : Quit being a tiddy mouse
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6.2.4.23 : How would you like a knuckle sandwich?!
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6.2.4.24 : If wishes were fishes, beggars would eat. See also: 7.02 and 8.i2
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6.2.4.25 : Quite[quit] your behavin' an' learn how to don't
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6.2.4.26 : Tough beans
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6.2.4.27 : World's smallest violin playing 'My heart bleeds for you'
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6.2.4.28 : Tough noogies sweet cheeks
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6.2.4.29 : I don't give a (dang)
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6.2.4.30 : I have had troubles in my life, but the worst of them never came
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6.2.4.31 : When the apple is ripe it will fall
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6.2.4.32 : It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
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6.2.4.33 : Do you want a thimble pie?
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6.2.4.34 : I can see the lines of suffering in your face
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6.2.4.35 : Be thankful for what you are and have, you could have been born in Russia
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6.2.4.36 : That's a real bit in the shorts
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6.2.4.37 : Write your Congressman
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6.2.4.38 : My heart pumps purple Kool-Aid for you
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6.2.4.39 : That's the pitts
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6.2.4.40 : To bad, so sad my lad
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6.2.4.41 : Got a dime- call someone who cares
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6.2.4.42 : You'll (expletive) if you eat regular
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6.2.4.43 : Gotta dime?
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6.2.4.44 : Do you want a free trip to the moon?
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6.2.4.45 : Wanna taste my fist?
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6.2.4.46 : Welcome to the club!
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6.2.4.47 : Too bad, so sad, my lad
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6.2.4.48 : Same to you but more of it
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6.2.4.49 : You're nuthing and I'm everything and you'll learn to like it!
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6.2.4.50 : Oh Piss and Moan
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6.2.4.51 : Lag-fill
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6.2.4.52 : Do you say
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6.2.4.53 : He just can't cut the mustard
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6.2.5 : To Compliments
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6.2.5.1 : That should be a flower in your bonnet.
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6.2.5.2 : I know, there's no conceit in my family, I've got it all!
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6.2.6 : To Correction, Contradiction, Misunderstanding
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6.2.6.1 : Clear up? Yeah, clear up to your [butt] and still coming down!
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6.2.6.2 : Close the door! Were you born in barn!
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6.2.6.3 : Eights days?
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6.2.6.4 : No, she's fine
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6.2.6.5 : They killed can't and whipped couldn't 'til he could!
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6.2.6.6 : I was raised on a hill where they closed themselves. (Reply when asked if raised in a barn.)
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6.2.6.7 : Clear as mud
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6.2.6.8 : Open mouth, insert foot
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6.2.7 : To Exasperation, Frustration
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6.2.7.1 : I'll hit you so hard, you'll have to take off your socks to see
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6.2.7.2 : For goodness sake
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6.2.7.3 : For Pete's sake
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6.2.7.4 : The last draw
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6.2.7.5 : Sour grapes
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6.2.7.6 : That cotton-pickin' [thing]
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6.2.7.7 : Heads are gonna roll!
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6.2.7.8 : I've got a bone to pick with you
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6.2.7.9 : For crying in a bucket
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6.2.7.10 : For cryin' out loud
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6.2.7.11 : Quit it out
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6.2.7.12 : Come off it
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6.2.7.13 : I've had it to the max
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6.2.7.14 : You're up in the night
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6.2.7.15 : You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
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6.2.7.16 : You dirty rotten, turkey trotten, fly blow, maggot eaten, stupid driver!
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6.2.7.17 : Down in front, you make a better door than you do a window
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6.2.7.18 : Take a long walk off a short pier
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6.2.7.19 : Eat rocks
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6.2.7.20 : Suck eggs
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6.2.7.21 : [Expletive] or get off the pot
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6.2.7.22 : Go jump in a lake
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6.2.7.23 : If you're not in bed by ten o'clock, go home
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6.2.7.24 : If you don't behave, I'll have your shirttail poppin' in the wind
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6.2.7.25 : Lookout, cow, or yo feet'll be turned up' to de sky
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6.2.7.26 : You're going to be picking lily's from underground
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6.2.7.27 : Where did that nincompoop get their drivers license?! Out of a Cracker Jack box?!
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6.2.7.28 : You're made of muddy water
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6.2.7.29 : He's out of his tree!
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6.2.7.30 : "I'm jest a cock-eyed optimist, and yer jest plain cock-eyed."
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6.2.7.31 : Oh I could just spit beatles
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6.2.7.32 : You can sure dish out, but you can't take it
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6.2.7.33 : I'm going to ring your neck
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6.2.7.34 : Well, you have the same clothes to get glad in
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6.2.7.35 : Crazy women drivers!
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6.2.7.36 : Why don't you dunk your head in a bucket of water 3 times, but only bring it up twice?
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6.2.7.37 : Go bark at the moon
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6.2.7.38 : Take your lower lip. Pull it over your head. And swallow
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6.2.7.39 : Oh, hang it from a sky hook!
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6.2.7.40 : For crying in a tea cup
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6.2.7.41 : Bursting your bucket
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6.2.8 : To Injury
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6.2.8.1 : It is far from your heart, you'll live.
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6.2.9 : To Lying, Exaggerating
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6.2.9.1 : Lie if you must!
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6.2.9.2 : You're pulling my leg
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6.2.9.3 : I spent a week there one night
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6.2.9.4 : I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw a bull by the tail
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6.2.9.5 : Honest as the bishop
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6.2.9.6 : Lies always come home to roost
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6.2.9.7 : Let sleeping dogs lie
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6.2.9.8 : Oh you're tough smellin'
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6.2.9.9 : Don't trust him any further than you can kick a courthouse
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6.2.9.10 : I ain't lyin, if I was lyin I'd be flyin and the Lord knows I can't fly
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6.2.9.11 : You pulled the wool over my eyes
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6.2.9.12 : It's getting deep in here
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6.2.9.13 : I'm not just a woofin' ya
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6.2.9.14 : Crock of bull
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6.2.9.15 : You lie like a rug
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6.2.9.16 : Ah go peddle your papers somewhere else
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6.2.9.17 : Ya can't fly on one leg
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6.2.9.18 : Yeah and I believe that and monkeys fly out of my butt
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6.2.10 : To Opinions
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6.2.10.1 : Tell me what you really think
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6.2.10.2 : Look with your eyes, not with your hands
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6.2.10.3 : Why don't you marry it! (To statement: "I love it!")
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6.2.10.4 : What does that have to do with the price of tea on Tuesday?
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6.2.10.5 : And thats your opinion, and opinions are just like (explitive). Everybody's got one!
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6.2.10.6 : As Betsy Ross once said: "Sew What?"
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6.2.11 : To Requests, Favors
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6.2.11.1 : I'm Friday! Why don't you come over to my house on Saturday and we'll have a Sunday!
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6.2.11.2 : That will be three dollars and fifty cents!
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6.2.11.3 : If it was a snake it would have bit you
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6.2.11.4 : Might as well, can't dance
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6.2.11.5 : I may be cabbage looking, but I'm not that green
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6.2.11.6 : You've got a prayer
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6.2.11.7 : Welsh on something
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6.2.11.8 : It's not what you want that makes you fat
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6.2.12 : Rude Retorts (Wisecrack comebacks)
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6.2.12.1 : Did somebody fart in your car too?
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6.2.12.2 : It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
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6.2.12.3 : The only time you open you mouth is to change feet
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6.2.12.4 : That's a deep subject. (Retort to "Well.")
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6.2.12.5 : May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
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6.2.12.6 : May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
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6.2.12.7 : Oh, well? That's a deep subject (especially for your shallow mind)
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6.2.12.8 : Whatever blows your skirt up
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6.2.12.9 : After you fill your eyes, fill your nose. (Retort used when someone stares.)
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6.2.12.10 : Do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?
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6.2.12.11 : Gets his shorts in a bundle
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6.2.12.12 : Why don't you mind your own beeswax?!
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6.2.12.13 : Well is a hole in the ground
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6.2.12.14 : I may be cabbage looking, but I'm not that green
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6.2.12.15 : By Shanks Mare
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6.2.12.16 : What ever ties your shorts in a knot
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6.2.12.17 : Well, didn't I tell you? Then I guess it must not be any of your business
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6.2.12.18 : That's a deep hole in the ground. Don't fall in! (in response to "well")
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6.2.12.19 : My nose isn't really red, it's just blushing with pride because it knows enough to stay out of other people's business
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6.2.12.20 : Whatever dude you kiss a guy
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6.2.12.21 : Do you serve towels with showers?
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6.2.12.22 : Hey Glenda, who put the dollar in you?
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6.2.12.23 : Don't go away mad, just go away
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6.2.12.24 : Take a picture, it lasts longer
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6.2.12.25 : That's 2/3 of a pun, you know, PU
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6.2.13 : To Stating the Obvious
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6.2.13.1 : Is the Pope Catholic?
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6.2.13.2 : Does a bear [crap] in the woods?
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6.2.13.3 : Does a frog have an air tight bum?
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6.2.13.4 : Does a fifty pound bag of flour make a biscuit?
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6.2.13.5 : Do chickens have lips?
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6.2.13.6 : Can a snake do push ups?
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6.2.13.7 : Your perception of the obvious is commendable, dear Watson!
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6.2.13.7.1 : Do birds fly, do fish swim, do bears go potty in the woods?
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6.2.13.8 : Retort to question: "Did you see _____? (Something you obviously saw.)
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6.2.13.8.1a : No, have you seen my white cane?
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6.2.13.8.1b : No, I only have eyes in the back of my head?
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6.2.13.8.1c : No, I can't bear to watch someone asking stupid questions
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6.2.13.8.1d : Well, I should hope to shout
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6.2.13.8.1e : Yes I did, but how did you see it with your head up your [butt]?
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6.2.13.8.1f : Does the pope (crap) in the woods?
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6.2.13.8.2 : Cow(poop) I know, fly(poop) I care
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6.2.13.9 : Retort to "Are you eating?"
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6.2.13.9.1a : No, I'm just Kirby's test model
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6.2.13.9.1b : No this is the way I defecate. Stick around and I'll show you how I eat
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6.2.13.9.1c : Yes, and from the look of things, it must be your brain
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6.2.13.9.1d : No thanks, I just ate a bar of soap
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6.2.13.10 : Retort to question: "Are you sleeping?"
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6.2.13.10.1a : No, dead. Leave the flowers and get out
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6.2.13.10.1b : No, I just smelled you coming and passed out
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6.2.13.10.1c : Sleeping? Are you kidding? I do that standing up
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6.2.13.11 : Retort to question: "Are you on the telephone?"
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6.2.13.11.1a : No, this is the new way to clean your ears
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6.2.13.11.1b : No, this is Ronco's new Ear Wax Spoon
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6.2.13.11.1c : No, I'm on the take. How much do you have?
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6.2.13.11.1d : No, I'm on the pill
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6.2.13.12 : Retort to question: “Where are you?”
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6.2.13.12.1a : Down the cellar behind the ax
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6.2.13.12.1b : Up in the attic dancing with the mice
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6.2.12.13.1c : Yes, and what if the ham should fall?
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6.2.12.13.1d : He went to (expletive) and the hog ate him
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6.2.12.13.1e : I'm in the bakery
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6.2.13.13 : Open
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6.2.14 : To Stupidity
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6.2.14.1 : There are more horses' rears in this world than horses
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6.2.14.2 : Engage brain before operating mouth
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6.2.14.3 : You are stupider than a mud fence
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6.2.14.4 : Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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6.2.14.5 : She/he's got a lot of space between her/his barns
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6.2.14.6 : You're so dense, we could use you for fog
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6.2.14.7 : Don't know [crap] from wild honey
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6.2.14.8 : I may be stupid but I'm not dumb
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6.2.14.9 : You don't know crap from a good grade of clay
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6.2.14.10 : If I were any dumber, you'd have to water me
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6.2.14.11 : Stupidity and pride grow on the same stump
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6.2.14.12 : He's so stupid he couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel
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6.2.14.13 : Idiot wasn't through with the mouse story
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6.2.14.14 : Didn't know if Christ was crucified or died in a gun fight
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6.2.14.15 : You're not playing with a full deck
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6.2.14.16 : You dork
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6.2.14.17 : You don't know (explitive) from a good grade of clay
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6.2.14.18 : You're so stupid you think chocolate sundae is a Negro holiday
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6.2.14.19 : You're so stupid you think Rock Hudson is a stone car
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6.2.14.20 : You're so stupid you think asphalt is a bum disease
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6.2.14.21 : You're slower than the seven year itch
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6.2.14.22 : I didn't know if I was afoot or on horseback
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6.2.14.23 : If brains were leather, you couldn't saddle a bug
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6.2.14.24 : Bar John
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6.2.15 : To Teasing, Name Calling
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6.2.15.1 : A nut is a seed, A seed is a tree, A tree is nature, nature is beauty. Thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a nut.)
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6.2.15.2 : A drip is a drop, a drop is water, water is nature and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a drip.)
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6.2.15.3 : Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me
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6.2.15.4 : Slam
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6.2.15.5 : First the worst, second the same, last the best of all the game
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6.2.15.6 : What you say is what you are
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6.2.15.7 : A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat is on water, water is nature, nature is beautiful, thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a jerk.)
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6.2.15.8 : I may have four-eyes, but at least I don't have ten butts. (Retort to being called four-eyes)
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6.2.15.9 : Call me this and call me that, but all yourself and dirty rat
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6.2.15.10 : You're quite the joker aren't you?
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6.2.15.11 : A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat floats on water, water is nature, nature is beautiful, beautiful is me. Thanks for the compliment
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6.2.15.12 : Twinkle twinkle little star, what you say is what you are
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6.2.15.13 : That's what you are but what am I
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6.2.15.14 : I'm rubber you're glue, everything bounces off me and sticks to you
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6.2.15.15 : Hurt me once, shame on you. Hurt me twice, shame on me
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6.2.16 : To Questions
Box Folder
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6.2.16.1 : Let's not and say we did
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6.2.16.2 : Retort to question: "How old are you?"
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6.2.16.2.1 : I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
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6.2.16.2.2 : That's as old as the hills and twice as hairy
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6.2.16.2.3 : This is old as the hills and twice as dusty
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6.2.16.3 : Retort to question: "What are you making?"
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6.2.16.3.1 : I'm making layovers for meddlers
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6.2.16.3.2 : I'm making a handle to a hen's nest!
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6.2.16.4 : Retort to question: "What can I do?"
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6.2.16.4.1 : Spit in your shoe and go tell your teacher it's half-past two
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6.2.16.5 : Retort to question: "Where'd you learn how to do that?"
Box Folder
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6.2.16.5.1 : I learned it in the French Underground
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6.2.16.6 : Retort to answer "cause"
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6.2.16.6.1 : Cause is pig
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6.2.16.7 : Wait till the snow is off the Wellsville's [Utah]. (To request to float the Logan Canal.)
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6.2.16.8 : Retort to questions someone does not want to answer
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6.2.16.8.1 : Are you writing a book? Leave out that chapter
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6.2.16.9 : People in hell want ice water
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6.2.16.10 : Terrible. (Retort to restaurant server question: " How is everyone doing?")
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6.2.16.11 : A ham-ram-bull-beef-bear sandwich. (Response to question: "What do you want for lunch dad?")
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6.2.16.12 : Retort to question: "Did daddy let you borrow the car tonight?"
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6.2.16.12.1a : No it's my pimp's
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6.2.16.12.1b : Yes, would you like my father's phone number so you can borrow sometime too
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6.2.16.13 : Retort to question: "Are we there yet?"
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6.2.16.13.1 : We're in the car
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6.2.16.14 : Retort to question: "What are you up to?" or "What's up?"
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6.2.16.14.1 : Oh, about six foot one"
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6.2.16.14.2 : Nothing but the rent
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6.2.16.15 : Retort to question: "How are you?"
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6.2.16.15.1 : Oh, fair to partly cloudy
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6.2.16.15.2 : Sick, Sober, Sorry
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6.2.16.16 : Retort to question: "Do you know what?"
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6.2.16.16.1 : Yeah, I went to school with his brother who
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6.2.16.17 : Class isn't where I'm going, class is what I have. (Retort to question: "Are you going to school.")
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6.2.16.18 : What do you mean "we," you got a turd in your pocket?(Retort to question: "When are we going to do that?")
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6.2.16.19 : I wouldn't [expletive] you, you're my favorite turd. (Retort to: "You [expletive] me?")
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6.2.16.20 : Retort to question "Why?"
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6.2.16.20.1 : On the account of because
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6.2.16.20.2 : I'll give you five reasons (hold up five fingers, count down to zero- you are left with a fist)
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6.2.16.21 : Retort to "What time is it?"
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6.2.16.21.1 : Half past kissing time; time to kiss again
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6.2.16.22 : Retort to "Why didn't you marry?"
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8 17
6.2.16.22.1 : The men I wanted I couldn't get and the ones I could get the devil wouldn't have
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6.2.16.23 : Retort to “So what?”
Box Folder
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6.2.16.23.1 : Sew buttons on your underwear
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6.2.16.24 : Retort to “What's the date?”
Box Folder
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6.2.16.24.1 : I hear it's something close to the prune, but I personally prefer raisans
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6.2.16.25 : Bend over and I'll show you
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6.2.16.26 : Retort to “What?”
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6.2.16.26.1 : Passum's Snot- pull his tail, and watch him squat
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6.2.16.27 : Bend over and I'll show you
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6.3 : Sayings and Rhymes of Insults, Profanity, Taunts, Teases, Wisecracks
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6.3.1 : Insults
Box Folder
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6.3.1.1 : Tightwad, tightwad, sitting on a fence
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6.3.1.2 : Old fat Jim, I remember him . . He got fat just like you
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6.3.1.3 : She can't sing worth sour owl [crap]
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6.3.1.4 : Hey, is that your head/face or is your head/neck chewing gum/throwing up?
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6.3.1.5 : When God passed out brains, you thought He said trains and you missed yours
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6.3.1.6 : You haven't got enough brains to tan your own hide
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6.3.1.7 : Pitchers got a rubber nose, wiggles every time he throws
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6.3.1.8 : Oh what a face! It's a disgrace
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6.3.1.9 : Roses are red
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6.3.1.10 : I hope your legs grow together
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6.3.1.11 : You are so low
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6.3.1.12 : You were beat black and blue with an ugly stick
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9 1
6.3.1.13 : God gave you the brains of a soda cracker
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9 1
6.3.1.14 : I just about died laughing when I first saw you
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9 1
6.3.1.15 : You suck farts out of little kittens' [expletive]
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9 1
6.3.1.16 : You have many outstanding points: head, teeth nose
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6.3.1.17 : I was going to tell you a joke that would knock the hair off your head, but I can see you've already heard it
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9 1
6.3.1.18 : She's about fifty cents short on brains
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9 1
6.3.1.19 : If that is all I had to show I sure as hell wouldn't show it!
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6.3.1.20 : Did your mother have any kids that lived?
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9 1
6.3.1.21 : Looks like you kissed a diesel going 90!
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9 1
6.3.1.22 : Has anyone ever told you how sexy you are? They never will
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9 1
6.3.1.23 : Do you wash your face with an icepick?
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9 1
6.3.1.24 : Anybody that would screw you is too lazy to masturbate
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9 1
6.3.1.25 : They now have your father narrowed down to six suspects
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9 1.2
6.3.1.26 : You're so skinny
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9 1.2
6.3.1.27 : You're so fat
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9 1.2
6.3.1.28 : You're so ugly . . . See also: 9.2.27
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9 1.2
6.3.1.29 : You're so short
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9 1.2
6.3.1.30 : Did you get the license number of the semi /Mack truck that ran over your face?
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9 1.2
6.3.1.31 : Looks like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a steel rake
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9 1.2
6.3.1.32 : Does your face hurt? It is really killing me!
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9 1.2
6.3.1.33 : Do you know what happened to __? A cow slipped and fell on her head while she was taking a milk bath
.1 (Item)
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9 1.2
6.3.1.34 : Next time you pass my house I'd appreciate it
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9 1.2
6.3.1.35 : For such a narrow mind you sure have a wide mouth
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9 1.2
6.3.1.36 : I wish I had a lower I.Q. so I could enjoy your company
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9 1.2
6.3.1.37 : In your case, brain surgery is a minor operation
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9 1.2
6.3.1.38 : You could make a fortune renting your head out as a balloon
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9 1.2
6.3.1.39 : ___ mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
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9 1.2
6.3.1.40 : Your right eye must be interested in your left eye–it keeps looking at it
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9 1.2
6.3.1.41 : Was the ground cold this morning when you crawled out
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9 1.2
6.3.1.42 : When God passed out looks you thought he said books and said you didn't want any
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9 1.2
6.3.1.43 : He was just going along happy as if he had good sense
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9 1.2
6.3.1.44 : Your tongue is tied in the middle and wags on both ends
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9 1.2
6.3.1.45 : Use your head for something else besides a hat rack
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9 1.2
6.3.1.46 : You're so dumb
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9 1.2
6.3.1.47 : Hey you cookie . . . not you dog biscuit
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9 1.2
6.3.1.48 : All the power in your brain wouldn't be enough to make piss ant motorcycle go around the inside edge of a cheerio even once
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9 1.2
6.3.1.49 : Hey good lookin'! Not you the sidewalk
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9 1.2
6.3.1.50 : Hey you dreamboat! Not you shipwreck!
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9 1.3
6.3.1.51 : You ought to be on a stage . . . the first stage out of town!
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9 1.3
6.3.1.52 : Your head is just a button to keep your spine from unraveling
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9 1.3
6.3.1.53 : So ignorant you could rake it off with a stick
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9 1.3
6.3.1.54 : Rather be dead than red in the head
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9 1.3
6.3.1.55 : They are so uncoordinated they can't chew gum and walk up stairs/street at the same time
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9 1.3
6.3.1.56 : Up your nose with a rubber hose
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9 1.3
6.3.1.57 : If your brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
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9 1.3
6.3.1.58 : I saw U.P. on the Union Pacific railroad tracks
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9 1.3
6.3.1.59 : Girl put downs
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9 1.3
6.3.1.60 : Why don't you go try out for another hockey team
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9 1.3
6.3.1.61 : You got liquid [crap] for brains. You have trouble getting it together
.1 (Item)
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9 1.3
6.3.1.62 : If your brains were
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9 1.3
6.3.1.63 : Collection of insults
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9 1.3
6.3.1.64 : It looks like it's been through the war
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9 1.3
6.3.1.65 : Your brain is so small that if you turned your head sideways your brain would fall out your ear
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9 1.3
6.3.1.66 : You old bump on a log
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9 1.3
6.3.1.67 : You're always behind like an old cow's tail
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9 1.3
6.3.1.68 : When the Lord was passing out brains you must have been in the wrong line
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9 1.3
6.3.1.69 : Hit with the ugly stick
.1 (Item)
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9 1.3
6.3.1.70 : You're a rooster fish
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9 1.3
6.3.1.71 : You're so narrow minded you can look through a keyhole with both eyes
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9 1.3
6.3.1.72 : The lights are on but nobody's home
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9 1.3
6.3.1.73 : Her elevator goes to the top floor, but the doors don't open
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9 1.3
6.3.1.74 : This guy's one fish short of a full string
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9 1.3
6.3.1.75 : You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
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9 1.3
6.3.1.76 : When you were born your father took one look at you and
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9 1.3
6.3.1.77 : Not the shiniest coin in the well
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9 1.3
6.3.1.78 : You look like the afterbirth of a Canadian gang wrestler
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9 1.3
6.3.1.79 : You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn
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9 1.3
6.3.1.80 : You talk so bennysmuntz. (meaning inside the mouth)
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9 1.3
6.3.1.81 : Your head fills so big you could reach out here and scratch your ear
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9 1.3
6.3.1.82 : She's blind in one eye and can't see out of the other
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9 1.3
6.3.1.83 : The reason some women have double chins is because one chin cannot keep up with the tongue
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9 1.3
6.3.1.84 : He's around...like a doughnut
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9 1.3
6.3.1.85 : Oh, he isn't smart enough to pour piss from a boot!
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9 1.3
6.3.1.86 : Airhead
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9 1.3
6.3.1.87 : You poophead you
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9 1.3
6.3.1.88 : You maroon
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9 1.3
6.3.1.89 : You hotdog
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9 1.3
6.3.1.90 : You're so prissy, I bet your nose bleeds every 28 days
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9 1.3
6.3.1.91 : When the Lord passes out faces you thought he said places and asked for a road map
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9 1.3
6.3.1.92 : You're so full of (explitive), your breath stinks
.1 (Item)
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9 1.3
6.3.1.93 : You walk like a duck!
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9 1.3
6.3.1.94 : You weenie!
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9 1.3
6.3.1.95 : You get as much (explitive) as a toilet seat!
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9 1.3
6.3.1.96 : Simple minded
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9 1.3
6.3.1.97 : Skunk in a barnyard, pee yew! Somebody ate it, that's you!
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9 1.3
6.3.1.98 : Your mamma is so fat that people thought she was a beachball
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9 1.3
6.3.1.100 : When the lord was making roses you thought he said noses and you ordered a big red one
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9 1.3
6.3.1.101 : Snot locker
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9 1.3
6.3.1.102 : Eat your heart out
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9 1.3
6.3.1.103 : You are L7 (Square)
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9 1.3
6.3.1.104 : Get off my case
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9 1.3
6.3.1.105 : Well the best way to describe her is that she is a few clowns short of a circus
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9 1.3
6.3.1.106 : Their mother was Norwegian...a Swede with the brains knocked out
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9 1.3
6.3.1.107 : Did your mother have any children that lived?
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9 1.3
6.3.1.108 : Hefty Hideaway
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9 2
6.3.2 : Profanity (Swearing and Cursing) and Substitute Swear Words
Box Folder
9 2
6.3.2.1 : Profanity (Swearing and Cursing)
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Box Folder
9 2
6.3.2.1.1 : By Hell
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9 2
6.3.2.1.1.2 : Holy shit
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9 2
6.3.2.1.1.3 : By Jesus
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9 2
6.3.2.1.1.4 : Life is a Bitch!
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9 2
6.3.2.1.1.5 : Faggot
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9 3
6.3.2.2 : Substitute Swear Words. See also: 10.8
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9 3
6.3.2.2.1 : Holy suffering bullheaded Moses
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9 3
6.3.2.2.2 : Got dandruff, some to it itches
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9 3
6.3.2.2.3 : Oh my heck
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9 3
6.3.2.2.4 : O he mule
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9 3
6.3.2.2.5 : Ye Gods and little fishes
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6.3.2.2.6 : Why don't you go to heaven and make a U-turn?
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9 3
6.3.2.2.7 : You dirty rotten, low down, sawed off, short stubbed, bow legged
.1 (Item)
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9 3
6.3.2.2.8 : You dirty pot-licker
.1 (Item)
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9 3
6.3.2.2.9 : Scream and shout
.1 (Item)
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9 3
6.3.2.2.10 : Hosanana Man
.1 (Item)
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9 3
6.3.2.2.11 : Swear words by Mormon Elders
.1 (Item)
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9 3
6.3.2.2.12 : Fudge
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9 3
6.3.2.2.13 : Oh beer!
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9 3
6.3.2.2.14 : Fetch
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9 3
6.3.2.2.15 : Judas Preist
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9 3
6.3.2.2.16 : Holy Fetchin' scrud!
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9 3
6.3.2.2.17 : Oh whiskey!
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9 3
6.3.2.2.18 : Fud
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9 3
6.3.2.2.19 : Batshit
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9 3
6.3.2.2.20 : Oh my heck
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9 3
6.3.2.2.21 : Oh earth
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9 3
6.3.2.2.22 : Goodness Gracious Agnes George
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9 3
6.3.2.2.23 : Laws Friday
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9 3
6.3.2.2.24 : Oh poopsicle
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9 3
6.3.2.2.25 : Godfrey Eschler
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9 3
6.3.2.2.26 : Oh pooper
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9 3
6.3.2.2.27 : Hell's Bells
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9 3
6.3.2.2.28 : For the halibut
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9 3
6.3.2.2.29 : Dog nab it
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9 3
6.3.2.2.30 : What the fetch
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9 3
6.3.2.2.31 : Ee Gads Alfred
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9 3
6.3.2.2.32 : Sitdle bags
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9 3
6.3.2.2.33 : Pig
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9 3
6.3.2.2.34 : Rats
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9 3
6.3.2.2.35 : Flip
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9 3
6.3.2.2.36 : Oh, H,E, double tooth picks!
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9 3
6.3.2.2.37 : Scrud
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9 3
6.3.2.2.38 : Son of a mother bear
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9 3
6.3.2.2.39 : Monkey
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9 3
6.3.2.2.40 : Bulshevik
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9 3
6.3.2.2.41 : Oh trout
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9 3
6.3.2.2.42 : El Toro Poo Poo
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9 3
6.3.2.2.43 : 7734 (Turn upside down)
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9 3
6.3.2.2.44 : Hells bells, panther tails and little fishes
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9 3
6.3.2.2.45 : Good gosh and green grasshoppers
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9 3
6.3.2.2.46 : Oh my Helen
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9 3
6.3.2.3 : About Profanity
Box Folder
9 3.1
6.3.2.3.1 : If I had a dirty thing like that in my mouth I'd try to get it out too. (Folder 3.1)
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9 3.1
6.3.2.3.2 : The tongue, being in a wet place, slips when going too fast
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9 3.1
6.3.2.3.3 : Profanity is the act of a feeble mind trying to present itself with force
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9 3.1
6.3.2.3.4 : Dragonfly Saying
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6.3.3 : Taunts
Box Folder
9 4
6.3.3.1 : Liar, Liar Pants on fire
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9 4
6.3.3.2 : Fatty, fatty 2 x 4
.19 (Items)
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9 4
6.3.3.3 : First grade babies; second grade tots
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9 4
6.3.3.4 : Tattle tale titty mouse, come to live at our house
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9 4
6.3.3.5 : Bawl baby titty mouse, laid an egg at grandma's house
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9 4
6.3.3.6 : Tattle tale, tattle tale
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9 4
6.3.3.7 : I'm the king of Bunker's Hill
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9 4
6.3.3.8 : Tattle tale tit, your tongue shall be split
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9 4
6.3.3.9 : Blue, blue you've got the flu, now we can't play with you
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9 4
6.3.3.10 : I'll spit in the teacher's shoe and blame it on you
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9 4
6.3.3.11 : It's about time, it's about space . .
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9 4
6.3.3.12 : Don't give me no lies bubble eyes or I'll knock you down to peanut size
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9 4
6.3.3.13 : Copy cat, copy cat
.2 (Items)
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9 4
6.3.3.14 : Missed me, missed me
.6 (Items)
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9 4
6.3.3.15 : Made you look
.6 (Items)
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9 4
6.3.3.16 : Bobby's it, Bobby's it; couldn't get over his mother's fit!
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9 4
6.3.3.17 : Teeter, totter, bread and water. Wash your face in dirty water
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9 4
6.3.3.18 : Tattle tail go to jail, don't forget your gingerale
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9 4
6.3.3.19 : Cry baby cry! Stick a needle in your eye, and tell your mother it was not I
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9 4
6.3.3.20 : I made you look you dirty crook, you stole your mother's pocketbook, you turned it in, you turned it out, you turned it into saurkraut
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9 4
6.3.3.21 : Pink, pink, you stink
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9 4
6.3.3.22 : Red, red wet the bed, wipe it up with gingerbread
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9 4
6.3.3.23 : Shame, shame, double shame, everybody knows your name
.3 (Item)
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9 4
6.3.3.24 : Get original
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9 4
6.3.3.25 : (Explitive) you!
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9 4
6.3.3.26 : Dirty Lil, dirty Lil, livex on tip of a garbage hill, never washes, never will Dirty Lil!
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9 4
6.3.3.27 : I made you look, I made you stare, I made you lose your underwear
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6.3.4 : Teases
Box Folder
9 5
6.3.4.1 : She has freckles on her butt I love her.
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6.3.4.2 : Look up, look down. Look at my thumb, gee your dumb
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6.3.4.3 : A bottle of ink to make you stink
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6.3.4.4 : I see London, I see France, I see ________'s underpants!
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6.3.4.5 : Marty, Warty, walla walla warty . . . You're so smelly
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6.3.4.6 : What a shape what a figure, two more legs and she'd look like Trigger (horse)
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6.3.4.7 : You're a poet but you don't know it; But your feet show it ‘cause they're Longfellows
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6.3.4.8 : Two little love birds sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G See also: 1.5.84 and 4.3.105
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6.3.4.9 : Kindergarten baby . . . gravy
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6.3.4.10 : There goes ____ walking down the Delaware, chewing on his underwear
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6.3.4.11 : Mama mia, papa pia someone's got the diarrhea
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6.3.4.12 : Nanny, nanny, nanny goat; can't catch a billy goat
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6.3.4.13 : If you believe that I have an acre of land in Florida I'll sale you
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6.3.4.14 : If all the boys lived across the sea, What a good swimmer _____ would be
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6.3.4.15 : Mary Ann, Mary Ann washed her face in a frying pan. Combed her hair with a wagon wheel, died with a toothache in her heel
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6.3.4.16 : Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you, Party Pooper!
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6.3.4.17 : You sure are outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be: out standing in your field
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6.3.4.18 : You look like you are dead from your fanny both ways
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6.3.4.19 : My body is a temple. It's not a visitor center, and you don't have a recommend
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6.3.4.20 : Up your nose and between your toes and you know where the other one goes
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6.3.4.21 : ______'s it, had a fit, kissed a girl and couldn't quit
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6.3.4.22 : Doug, the bug, fell in the tub; Turn on the tap and down went Doug, the bug
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6.3.4.23 : Boys call us lemons, but they just like to tease, because aren't we the lemons they like to squeeze?
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6.3.4.24 : My name is Tinkerbell, I don't remember well, will you please help me sir to find my teddy bear. (Boy Scout)
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6.3.4.25 : Monkey see, monkey do . . . Go jump in a lake
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6.3.4.26 : Did you stub your toe? (Family statement when someone takes too much food or does anything in excess.)
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6.3.4.27 : _______ is it, took a fit, couldn't get over her arithmetic
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6.3.4.28 : I see Paris, I see France, I put ants down Jimmy's pants
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6.3.4.29 : Last one in is a (explitives) baby
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6.3.4.30 : So and so have coodies
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6.3.4.31 : I saw U.P. on the railroad car today
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6.3.4.32 : The Boogie Man's going to get you right...Now!
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6.3.4.33 : Schooled Ya
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6.3.4.34 : If ya stick that lip out a little farther, you'll step on it
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6.3.5 : Wisecracks
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6.3.5.1 : No comments from the peanut gallery; especially the head nut
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6.3.5.2 : Greetings from the Interior!
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6.3.5.3 : Go surf in a mud puddle!
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6.3.5.4 : Go get wise bubble eyes before I cut you down to peanut size
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6.3.5.5 : She is a home devil and a street angel
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6.3.5.6 : Don't give me no lip potato chip
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6.3.5.7 : Yea, he's a nice guy when he's asleep
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6.3.5.8 : The only sane people in the world are all in insane asylums
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6.3.5.9 : It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop
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6.3.5.10 : This is National Earth week. Take a clod to lunch
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6.3.5.11 : Remember, this is National Broad Jump week. Make a broad jump!
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6.3.5.12 : For a real swinging time in Rexburg (Idaho) go down to the used car lot and watch the bumper rust on the car
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6.3.5.13 : You know they roll-up the sidewalks precisely at ten and people who lie there are not seen again
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6.3.5.14 : I ain't easy, but I can be had
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6.3.5.15 : When a guy is down kick him. It will give him something to rise above
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6.3.5.16 : I leave this rule for others when I am dead, be always right-then go ahead
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6.3.5.17 : I walk on them, you don't need to. (Said when someone steps on your feet.)
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6.3.5.18 : You're an exception to the rule
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6.3.5.19 : Study hard, retard
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6.3.5.20 : How to save a million pennies... use your mouth as a piggy bank
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6.3.5.21 : Save your "hey" you might get yourself a cow someday. (Retort to expression "Hey")
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6.3.5.22 : Don't get wise, bubble eyes
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6.3.5.23 : She didn't say thank you, kiss my foot or anything
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6.3.5.24 : Don't get smart, you big fart
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6.3.5.25 : Don't get tough, powder puff
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6.3.5.26 : If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window
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6.3.5.27 : Don't get smart you big fat fart
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6.3.5.28 : Hey! Straw's cheaper, grass is free, if you have enough money you can buy all free. (Retort to "Hey")
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6.3.5.29 : The sun's gotta shine on a dog's ass someday
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6.3.5.30 : It's not a good meal without a spill
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6.3.5.31 : I'd like a little less bread, and a little more meat
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6.4 : Ways to Answer the Telephone
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6.4.1: _________'s Bake Shop (cookie jar). Which crumb do you want?
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6.4.2 : Hello. ___'s Mortuary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. The good go to heaven the bad go to Hell-o
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6.4.3 : Sherwood Forest, Robinhood speaking
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6.4.4 : Some are home, some are for boys and some are for girls
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6.4.5 : Beer joint, who in the hell do you want?
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6.4.6 : Hi, is your mother there?
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6.4.7 : Outer darkness, who in the hell do you want to talk to?
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6.4.8 : It's your dime, go ahead
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6.4.9 : Top of the temple, Angel Moroni speaking
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6.4.10 : Office of student affairs, which student would you like to have an affair with?
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6.4.11 : Celestial Kingdom, which angel would you like?
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6.4.12 : Christopher's summer home. Some are home, some are not
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6.4.13 : This is Hunky the Junky, all scrap and no crap
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6.4.14 : ______'s donkey farm. Which [expletive] would you like to speak to?
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6.4.15 : This is Logan sewer and we're calling to let you know we're tired of your [crap]
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6.4.16 : Collection of phone answering
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6.4.17 : "Bottomless pit, which devil do you want?"
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6.4.18 : Nobody is home, go away!
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6.5 : Greetings and Leave-takings
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6.5.1 : Howdy, Chester/Harry (slaps person on chest/pulls hair)
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6.5.2 : Various leave-taking phrases. (eg: Leave, Steve; Haul, Paul.)
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6.5.3 : See ya later, alligator
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6.5.4 : Bye, bye, french fry
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6.5.5 : It's been real, it's been fun, but not real fun
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6.5.6 : Hang it on the wall
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6.5.7 : I'm glad you got to see me
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6.5.8 : Let's make like a sheepherder and get the flock out of here
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6.5.9 : Let's make like a bakery truck and haul buns
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6.5.10 : See ya later! Thanks for the warning
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6.5.11 : Let's make like a banana and split
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6.5.12 : Don't take a wooden nickel
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6.5.13 : Watch your topknot, watch your backside
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6.5.14 : Don't spare the horses
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6.5.15 : Ain't now _______
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6.5.16 : How are you doing? Oh, I'm just milldoing
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6.5.17 : Hymen
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6.5.18 : Peace, love and groovy
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6.5.19 : Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here
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6.5.20 : Make like a horse turd and hit the trail
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6.5.21 : Let's boogie
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6.5.22 : Have a good one
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6.5.23 : We'll see you in the movies
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6.5.24 : Let's book
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6.5.25 : We'll catch you on the flip-flip
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6.5.26a: Squeeze person's hand and say: "Hi, I'm from the heart association"
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6.5.26b: Make hand go completely limp and say: "Hi, I'm from the mortuary"
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6.5.26c: Make your hand flop around, then say: "I'm from FFA, Future Fishermen of America"
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6.5.26d: Grab their thumb and squeeze it like you were milking a cow and say: "I milk cows for a living"
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6.5.27 : Bye-cycle
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6.5.28 : How's it going guys? Totally tubular
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6.5.29 : Be Careful
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6.5.30 : Be the best! Don't do anything you can't do on a bike
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6.5.31 : We'll see you later. Who? You and your tapeworm?
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6.5.32 : Let's take off like a herd of turtles
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6.5.33 : Well, we're off like a dirty shirt!
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6.5.34 : Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?
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6.5.35 : See ya around like
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6.5.36 : See ya next spring, if ya can make it through the mattress
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6.5.37 : What's your hurry, here's your coat, just close the door on your way out
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6.5.38 : Oh let's have a party
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6.5.39 : Let's be like eggs and scramble
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6.5.40 : Take a long walk off a short pier
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6.5.41 : See you in the funny papers
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6.5.42 : Let's be off, like a new bride's panties
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6.5.43 : Flake off, buddy
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6.5.44 : Bug off
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6.5.45 : Slither away
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6.5.46 : Why don't you make like a banana and peel?
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6.5.47 : Same to you, but more of it!
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6.5.48 : Let's split the scene like Steve McQueen
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6.5.49 : Don't leave mad, just leave
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6.5.50 : Let's make like a drum and beat it
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6.5.51 : In a while, Crocodile
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6.5.52 : Not too soon, Baboon
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6.5.53 : What's happening baby cakes
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6.5.54 : Tootles
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6.5.55 : See ya later- if I don't see you first
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6.5.56 : What's up, buttercup?
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6.5.57 : Stay loose!
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6.5.58 : Let's make like geese and get the flock out of here!
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6.5.59 : Off towards Kelsey's!
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6.5.60 : Be there
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6.5.61 : Long time, no see
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6.5.62 : Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out
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6.5.63 : Dig you later
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6.5.64 : Off towards Fisher's
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6.5.65 : Keep the peace
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6.5.66 : Let's make like a baby and head out
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6.5.67 : Let's make like a dropping and hit the trail
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6.5.68 : Be good and have fun if you can't be good-name it after me
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6.5.69 : Let's make like bananas and split
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6.5.70 : Yours 'til th eocean wears bobby pins, to keep its waves back
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6.5.71 : May you never be hampered by bugs in your jackets
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6.5.72 : Hey is for horses and cows too, but not for snakes because they can't chew
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6.5.73 : Make like a zit and head out
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6.5.74 : Let's make like insects and bug out of this place
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6.5.75 : See you around if you don't turn square
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6.5.76 : Slip me five
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6.5.77 : What do you want? A little skin?
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6.5.78 : Long time, no see
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6.5.79 : Make like a drum and beat it
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6.5.80 : Make like a scab and flake off
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6.5.81 : Make like a bee and buzz
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6.5.82 : Who, you and your tape worm? (reply to "We'll see you later")
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6.5.83 : It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun
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6.5.84 : Well, Boss, it's time to lamb on out of here
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6.5.85 : Let's book
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6.5.86 : We'll see ya in the movies
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6.5.87 : We'll catch ya on the flip; flop
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6.5.88 : We'll see you when you bend over
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6.5.89 : Have a good one!
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6.5.90 : How now brown cow
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6.5.91 : We were here but you weren't, now you're here and we aren't
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6.5.92 : May peace be with you
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6.5.93 : See ya'later calculator
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6.5.94 : Let's make like a horse stud, and hit the road
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6.5.95 : It's been real
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6.5.96 : See you later alligator!
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6.5.97 : See you (a)round like a donut
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6.5.98 : Long time, no see
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6.5.99 : Come again when you can't stay so long
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6.5.100 : See ya on a tomato can
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6.5.101 : Let's bail
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6.5.102 : Twenty-three skidoo
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6.5.103 : Let's make like missionaries and get the hell out of here
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6.5.104 : Saying Good-Bye
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6.5.105 : Hello, Goodbye
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6.5.106 : You know, I ain't seen her in a coon's age
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6.5.107 : Shlater
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6.6 : Toasts
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6.6.1 : Here's to space!
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6.6.2 : Here's to the men we love
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6.6.3 : Here's to the bottom
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6.6.4 : Here's mud in yer eye
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6.6.5 : Here's to the wives and the sweethearts -- may they never meet
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6.6.6 : Here's to life after death -- may we all get laid in our coffins
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6.6.7 : Here's to you and to me and if perchance we disagree than to hell with you and here's to me
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6.6.8 : Here's to the best years of my life that I spent in the arms of another man's wife. My mother!
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6.6.9 : Here's to it. And to it again. And if you ever get to it and don't do it, may you never get to it, to do it again
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6.6.10 : May you be forty years in Heaven before the devil knows you're dead
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6.6.11 : Greek Pride
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6.6.12 : Here's to the best years of my life, I spent in the arms of another man's wife. My mother!
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6.6.13 : Here's to ya and from ya and to ya again
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6.6.14 : Better to toast your glass high than to be bitten by a te-cee fly
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6.6.15 : The lady in black
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6.7.1 : Comparison and Likening
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6.7.1.1 : That boy (or I am) is caught between a rock and a hard place
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6.7.1.2 : You look worse than old Gus Gormely
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6.7.1.3 : Rave On, Devon
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6.7.1.4 : She's always jacking jaws
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6.7.1.5 : He's a different drink of water
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6.7.1.6 : That thing doesn't have enough power to pull a limber prick froma lard bucket!
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6.7.2 : Compliment, Praise, Expression of Endearment and Expression of Emphasis
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6.7.2.1 : Really intense
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6.7.2.2 : What a card
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6.7.2.3 : What a hoot
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6.7.2.4 : Must be a Tingey
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6.7.2.5 : You have the right sort of pepper
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6.7.2.6 : Hit the spot
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6.7.2.7 : Deep water runs smooth
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6.7.2.8 : Very substantial, very substantial
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6.7.2.9 : Bit of the Irish in you
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6.7.2.10 : Debubs is I Love You
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6.7.3 : Conversational and story openings
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6.7.3.1 : That reminds me of a story
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6.7.4 : Define: Expressions that Define things
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6.7.4.1 : All the good folks
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6.7.4.2 : Much as ever
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6.7.4.3 : Go likidey split
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6.7.4.4 : All duded up
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6.7.4.5 : Uptight is all right
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6.7.4.6 : Just jivey, man
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6.7.5.16 : Dream on
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6.7.6 : Encouragement and Motivation
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6.7.6.1 : Encouragement
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6.7.6.1.1 : Well, you know, some can sing and some can sow
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6.7.6.1.7 : Be a Duck
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6.7.6.1.8 : Keep on truckin'
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6.7.7 : Exclamations
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6.7.7.1 : Express Fear, Startled and Astonishment
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6.7.7.1.1 : ‘Bout jumped outta my skin.
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6.7.7.1.6 : Glory be!
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6.7.7.1.7 : Thank heavens!
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6.7.7.2.5 : Piece of cake
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6.7.7.2.6 : Gravy
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6.7.8 : Excuses
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6.7.9 : Group and Culture Expressions
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6.7.9.2.5 : Bathtub gin
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6.7.9.2.6 : Take on reckless fool, three drinks of bad liquor
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6.7.9.2.7 : Drunker than 700 Indians
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6.7.9.2.9 : Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs
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6.7.9.2.16 : The staff of life in drunk
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6.7.9.2.19 : Hangover: the wrath of grapes
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6.7.9.2.21 : The drunker I stand here the longer it gets
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6.7.9.2.22 : Don't eat the brown acid
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6.7.9.2.23 : A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts
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6.7.9.2.24 : Pull a Ralph on the bar, feel like the flat side of a flat tire
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6.7.9.2.25: You've been tippin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicine
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6.7.9.3.14 : Home again, home again, jiggady jig
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6.7.9.3.19 : You'd better be good or we will give you to the Indians
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6.7.9.3.20 : I brought you into this world and I can surely take you out a lot quicker than I brought you in
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6.7.9.3.21 : Things needed doing in the worst way
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6.7.9.3.25 : Little dabs of plaster and little dabs of paint, make a girls face what it really ain't
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6.7.9.3.26 : Late for your own funeral
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6.7.9.3.27 : Like father like son
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6.7.9.3.31 : Remember the Maine!
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6.7.9.3.37 : Sunday Driver
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6.7.9.3.39 : If you don't eat the crust on your bread you can't catch fish
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6.7.9.3.43 : Pumpkin Hour
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6.7.9.3.46 : Aren't we glad you're not twins!
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6.7.9.3.49 : Putting a quilt on
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6.7.9.3.54 : Ant'ony, pretend ah every' day is ah rainy day and ah wear your rubbers
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6.7.9.3.63 : Anna Maria Susannah Sophia Dune Dummen Sturck Lyons Phelps
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6.7.9.3.65 : Honor bright
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6.7.9.3.74 : Cut thin, always win. Cut thick, lose quick
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6.7.9.3.78 : Home again James and don't spare the tires
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6.7.9.3.79 : Don't rush me, we Swedes are known to be slow
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6.7.9.3.85 : Grandma was slow, but she was ninety!
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6.7.9.3.86 : You're fighting over chicken bones
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6.7.9.3.100 : Mr. Nobody did it
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6.7.9.3.143 : The coat remakes the man
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6.7.9.3.149 : I am so busy it would make your hair curl
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6.7.9.3.150 : I have the dreaded gomboo
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6.7.9.3.151 : I hate white rabbits
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6.7.9.3.153 : Sleep over guests
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6.7.9.3.154 : It's not hardly cricket
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6.7.9.3.155 : Like cow, like calk
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6.7.9.3.156 : There is many a slip between the cup the and the lip
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6.7.9.3.160 : She's pert' nigh, b'not plum
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6.7.9.3.161 : Did you know choke cherries are red when they're green?
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6.7.9.3.162 : No bears are out tonight, Daddy shot them all last night
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6.7.9.3.163 : Wha ma call it
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6.7.9.3.164 : Go and round up all the little measles and throw them out the door
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6.7.9.3.165 : Don't spend it all in one place
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6.7.9.3.166 : Big snow, little snow; little snow, big snow
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6.7.9.3.167 : The gap under the door is so big you could throw a dog under it
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6.7.9.3.168 : Thank you very much, thank you very much, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me
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6.7.9.3.169 : You move your feet, you lose your seat
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6.7.9.3.170 : Heavy heavy hangover your poor head
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6.7.9.3.171 : Not a Chinaman's chance
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6.7.9.3.172 : Ugly in the cradle, prety at the table
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6.7.9.3.173 : They treat me like a mushroom here. I am kept in the dark and fed shit all day
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6.7.9.3.174 : Coyote is always out there waiting, and Coyote is always hungry
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6.7.9.3.175 : Why don't you have a party and invite your pants to your ankles
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6.7.9.3.176 : Your body is a temple; no one has the recommend to it
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6.7.9.3.177 : When you're shopping for tuna by White Star
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6.7.9.3.178 : Nothing good happens after midnight
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6.7.9.3.179 : You can't have your cake and eat it too
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6.7.9.3.180 : Wake up and do something more
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6.7.9.3.181 : You will never catch a fish unless you have a baited hook in the water
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6.7.9.3.182 : If the going gets too easy, make sure you aren't rolling downhill
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6.7.9.3.183 : Because it's going to rain
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6.7.9.3.184 : The old grey mare ain't what she used to be
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6.7.9.3.185 : And he got al dressed up just like a little pig
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6.7.9.3.186 : Don't paint the picture on the wall
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6.7.9.3.187 : Gee, you look nice
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6.7.9.3.188 : I can't is in the grave yard
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6.7.9.3.189 : If you can't be happy, then at least be cheerful!
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6.7.9.3.190 : The blood of the Billingsley flows in thy veins
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6.7.9.3.191 : Incest is best!
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6.7.9.3.195 : The universal chair law
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6.7.9.3.197 : Juice the moo's
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6.7.9.3.198 : My mouth feels like a Russian army just tramped through in their bare feet
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6.7.9.3.199 : It's the smell of money
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6.7.9.3.202 : Like little ships set out to sea, I dip my spoon away from me
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6.7.9.3.203 : Get yer elbows of the table (name) dear
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6.7.9.3.204 : Tying shoes rhyme
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6.7.9.3.206 : Niky Niky Nac Nac I get my spot back
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6.7.9.3.207 : Katy-did it
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6.7.9.3.208 : Squishing the fairies
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6.7.9.3.209 : Friendship dues
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6.7.9.3.210 : Thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me
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6.7.9.3.211 : I hope there are funeral potatoes
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6.7.9.3.212 : What other kids get to do all these fun things?
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6.7.9.3.213 : We are the hippies, they are the heavies
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6.7.9.3.214 : If I had that fiedla wheat, an' he had a feather up his butt, we'd both be tickled pink
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6.7.9.3.215 : Awkward
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6.7.9.3.216 : (explive) hit the fan
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6.7.9.3.217 : She's feeling her oats
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6.7.9.3.218 : That's nothing to sneeze at
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6.7.9.3.219 : For some they sing
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6.7.9.3.220 : Lima beans
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6.7.9.3.221 : I'd say it's sixes
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6.7.9.3.222 : Fare is what you pay to get on the bus
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6.7.9.3.223 : We are all little snowflakes
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6.7.9.3.224 : I'd complain if I was hung with a new rope
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6.7.9.3.225 : My brother's keeper
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6.7.9.3.226 : Sawing logs
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6.7.9.3.227 : Library: a bathroom
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6.7.9.3.228 : If you're out after midnight you're after no good
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6.7.9.3.229 : She was a woman of few words but often
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6.7.9.3.230 : It's not hardly cricket
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6.7.9.3.231 : Even-Stephen
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6.7.9.3.232 : Woke up on the wrong side of the bed
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6.7.9.3.233 : Ring off
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6.7.9.3.234 : Dingle flobs
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6.7.9.3.235 : Quick, hold your ears!
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6.7.9.3.236 : Head over tea kettle in trouble
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6.7.9.3.237 : Sleep
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6.7.9.3.238 : Wa-hoo
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6.7.9.3.239 : Speak now, or forever hold your peace
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6.7.9.3.240 : Get hold of it, like you own it
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6.7.9.3.241 : Dry up
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6.7.9.3.242 : Aw, listen to the wind blow
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6.7.9.3.243 : Choose what I want
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6.7.9.3.244 : Ha, ha, ha, happy are we, Anderson, and Peterson, and Henderson, and me
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6.7.9.3.245 : Uncle Allen
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6.7.9.3.246 : You're half Kitchen, you can do it
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6.7.9.3.247 : What's the plan Fran?
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6.7.9.3.248 : You know mom, I'm smarter than hell
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6.7.9.3.249 : You're all in deep kimchi
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6.7.9.3.250 : Take care, I love you, and God Bless you
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6.7.9.3.251 : Toes together
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6.7.9.3.252 : Cat fur to make kitten briches
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6.7.9.3.253 : You're messing me up!
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6.7.9.3.254 : The Liahonahona
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6.7.9.3.255 : Throttle back
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6.7.9.3.256 : Fooding
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6.7.9.3.261 : This is going in the pool room
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6.7.9.3.262 : "K" or "C" word
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6.7.9.3.263 : You don't have to spill salt in this family to have an argument
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6.7.9.3.264 : Good shot rover
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6.7.9.3.265 : How's come
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6.7.9.3.266 : Somebody's got a pretty little girl
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6.7.9.3.267 : When not in use, turn off the juice
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6.7.9.3.268 : May Stuff
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6.7.9.3.269 : The Gestapo
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6.7.9.3.270 : Let's go chew the doors
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6.7.9.3.271 : Condoley
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6.7.9.3.272 : We'll never get to Grandma's
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6.7.9.3.273 : You drank what?
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6.7.9.3.274 : Your nose is out of joint
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6.7.9.3.275 : Red
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6.7.9.3.278 : Chutup
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6.7.9.3.279 : It's getting beyong a joke Ron
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6.7.9.3.281 : Chin
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6.7.9.3.282 : Go outside, put your heads together, and try to come up with half a brain
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6.7.9.3.283 : That's a dime of a deal
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6.7.9.3.284 : Let me have a swig
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6.7.9.3.285 : Twerp
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6.7.9.3.286 : Silence, and very little of that
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6.7.9.3.287 : Feeder Seeter Potlicker
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6.7.9.3.288 : Excuse the reach, the tongues broke
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6.7.9.3.289 : What a hell of a time to die
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6.7.9.3.290 : It's Quarterin time
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6.7.9.3.291 : I'll be damnded said the little brook as the fat lady fell in
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6.7.9.3.292 : If it've been a bear it've bit ya
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6.7.9.3.293 : It's very happy
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6.7.9.3.294 : Some say only God can make a tree, but they don't know our mom
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6.7.9.3.295 : Good morning, merry sunshine
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6.7.9.3.296 : Kalintya
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6.7.9.3.297 : Can he chop his own wood?
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6.7.9.3.298 : Keep the rubber side down
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6.7.9.3.299 : The old fools in the way
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6.7.9.3.300 : We must all be forlorn and melancholy
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6.7.9.3.301 : Place-backs
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6.7.9.3.302 : Ding-ding
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6.7.9.3.303 : A lot. More than eight
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6.7.9.3.304 : We don't do that at our house
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6.7.9.3.305 : Avalante
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6.7.9.3.306 : Poohing their hands
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6.7.9.3.307 : The call of love
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6.7.9.3.308 : An accident looking for a place to happen
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6.7.9.3.309 : Behind the at
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6.7.9.3.310 : I've got a fart crosswire
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6.7.9.3.311 : My four little frits
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6.7.9.3.312 : Down the haller
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6.7.9.3.313 : The horse fel in the mud
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6.7.9.3.314 : Put on your best bib and tucker
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6.7.9.3.315 : Carry (instead of take)
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6.7.9.3.316 : Don't drive into the ground
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6.7.9.3.317 : Food caught
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6.7.9.3.318 : Providence-is-a-pretty-little-place
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6.7.9.3.319 : If god would have wanted your fingernails to be colored he would have made them that way
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6.7.9.3.320 : Pay for her tithing
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6.7.9.3.321 : What's the magic word
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6.7.9.3.322 : It's teem tee gang wa
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6.7.9.3.323 : These two little "flickas" are like the sunshine of my life
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6.7.9.3.324 : My kitchen is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy
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6.7.9.3.325 : If you sing at the table, you'll be married before you're able
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6.7.9.3.326 : Couldn't hold a tune in a wheel barrow
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6.7.9.3.327 : When you snooze you lose
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6.7.9.3.328 : Scooter bumming
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6.7.9.3.329 : Forewarned is forarmed
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6.7.9.3.330 : I'm going to talk to a man about a horse
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6.7.9.3.331 : Christmas/New Years box. Got it on ya
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6.7.9.3.332 : Bud
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6.7.9.3.333 : Huba huba, zing zing, baby you've got everything
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6.7.9.3.334 : Remember, your mother does not like to be swung, swayed, jiggled, or jarred
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6.7.9.3.335 : Knee high by the Fourth of July
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6.7.9.3.336 : Almost got the bird, don't make no soup
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6.7.9.3.337 : If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses all the time
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6.7.9.3.338 : On my honor I'll do my best to help myself and cheat the rest
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6.7.9.3.339 : If you keep sticking your lip out like that, a big bird will come and land on it
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6.7.9.3.340 : Shop till ya drop
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6.7.9.3.341 : The angels are baking bread tonight
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6.7.9.3.342 : Eat up little children, do the things you can
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6.7.9.3.343 : Bless your little chicken gizzard
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6.7.9.3.344 : PMK (Plenty more in kitchen)
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6.7.9.3.345 : If you treat a cold, you're sick for two weeks; leave it alone and you're sick for fourteen days
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6.7.9.3.346 : I guess we better get it while the gettings good
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6.7.9.3.347 : Sicootus
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6.7.9.3.348 : You're not going to die if you don't have it
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6.7.9.3.349 : Drive with care; grow your hair
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6.7.9.3.350 : She is Wednesday's child
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6.7.9.3.351 : You've made your own bed now sleep in it
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6.7.9.3.352 : If you can read, you can cook
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6.7.9.3.353 : You can go to hell for lying just the same way you can for stealing
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6.7.9.3.354 : Wake up and enjoy the day, if sleep were any good for you the white would have taken it away long ago
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6.7.9.3.355 : Move your meat, lose your seat
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6.7.9.3.356 : If I was younger you'd have to be mighty careful because I'd chase this gal 'til her ankles smoked
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6.7.9.3.357 : Look at all the people
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6.7.9.3.358 : Straighten up
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6.7.9.3.359 : Dingbump
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6.7.9.3.360 : She's all stoged up
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6.7.9.3.361 : Yahoodie did it
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6.7.9.3.362 : Well, his eyes are sure bigger then his stomach
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6.7.9.3.363 : Blue
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6.7.9.3.364 : Are you ready Mr. Music?
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6.7.9.3.365 : Wit's
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6.7.9.3.366 : Good Better Best
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6.7.9.3.367 : Sista Nickname
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6.7.9.3.368 : Poopin' Around
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6.7.9.3.369 : There's Not Bad People
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6.7.9.3.370 : Happy Day
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6.7.9.3.371 : Blessing the Food
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6.7.9.3.372 : Nicknames for Grandparents
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6.7.9.3.373 : I'm Not Just Whistlin' Dixie
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6.7.9.3.374 : Lying
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6.7.9.3.375 : Pin a Rose
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6.7.9.3.376 : Ducks on a Pond
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6.7.9.3.377 : You bet your blue eyed life
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6.7.9.3.378 : Anyway
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6.7.9.3.379 : Family Sayings
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6.7.9.3.380 : This is Absurd
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6.7.9.3.381 : There is a mass for the deaf
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6.7.9.3.382 : Grid Eyes
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6.7.9.3.383 : Flamboozled
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6.7.9.3.384 : You're One
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6.7.9.3.385 : I forgot my tent
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6.7.9.3.386 : bread and butter, cheese and crackers, got all muddy
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6.7.9.3.387 : Use your noodle
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6.7.9.3.388 : Nailed it! Well, almost nailed it!
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6.7.9.3.389 : The Vanderdoses
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6.7.9.3.390 : Wait...What?
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6.7.9.3.391 : Lysdexic
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6.7.9.3.392 : Enough is Enough is Enough
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6.7.9.4 : Homosexual Expressions
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6.7.9.4.1 : In/out of the closet
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6.7.9.4.2 : Jay
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6.7.9.4.3 : Flamer
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6.7.9.4.4 : Are you jealous because I am more of a lady/man than you will ever be and more of a man/woman than you will ever be with
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6.7.9.4.5 : Flame On
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6.7.9.5 : Religious Expressions: about or concerning
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6.7.9.5.1 : Mormon hoarded food
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6.7.9.5.2 : Jew is considered a Gentile
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6.7.9.5.3 : La Madonna "Church of the Fallen Madonna"
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6.7.9.5.4 : Billikin
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6.7.9.5.5 : If you feel like you are drowning, then ask the Lord for a snorkel
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6.7.9.5.6 : Think Celestial
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6.7.9.5.7 : Celestial intentions, telestial realities
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6.7.9.5.8 : A rabbi who has to praise himself has a congregation of one
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6.7.9.5.9 : LDS Testimony
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6.7.9.5.10 : I want to let my family know how much I love them even though they are not here
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6.7.9.5.11 : The Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight
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6.7.9.5.12 : O thou child of hell, why tempt ye me?
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6.7.9.5.13 : You produce faith by doing things that require faith
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6.7.9.5.14 : Be of good Cheer
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6.7.9.5.15 : Jesus Jumpers
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6.7.9.5.16 : We have enough..to last the duration
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6.7.9.5.17 : I know they're not all Mormon, but they're running on Mormon Standard Time, which is late
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6.7.9.5.18 : If I had his car and he had a fur toilet seat, we'd both have the (explitive) tickled out of us
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6.7.9.5.19 : The small potatoes are always in the back of the wagon
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6.7.9.5.20 : Paying your tithing will prevent you from getting speeding tickets
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6.7.9.5.21 : Just do as you're told (by your leaders), and the Lord will bless you for it
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6.7.9.5.22 : Happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions and not our circumstances
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6.7.9.5.23 : For every stitch you sew on Sunday you'll pick out seven in heaven
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6.7.9.5.24 : That was a very mormon of you
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6.7.9.6 : Sports
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6.7.9.6.1 : My sweat doesn't smell
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6.7.9.6.2 : Putting the baby to bed
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6.7.9.6.3 : Tuff Guys VS Cream Puffs (football)
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6.7.9.6.4 : Worm raper (golf)
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6.7.9.6.5 : The ball is now in my court
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6.7.9.6.6 : Referee, if you had one more eye you'd be a cyclops
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6.7.9.6.7 : You've gotta love this, if you don't love it then you've gotta like it, if you don't like it then get off the field
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6.7.9.6.8 : Learning to ski: "Virgin Squat" Asprin is the best cure for pregnancy, just hold it between your knees
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6.7.9.7 : Indian Culture Expressions
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6.7.9.7.1 : White man load on Sunday and he shoot all week. (Folder 14.1)
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6.7.9.7.2 : White man heap lazy, he sit down and walk. (Comment about the bicycle.)
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6.7.9.7.3 : walk a mile in my moccasins
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6.7.9.8 : Blind Culture Expressions
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6.7.9.8.1 : The blind are also colorblind. (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9 : Local/Utah Culture Expressions
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6.7.9.9.1 : Nicknames for local newspapers (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.2 : The Gay hangout (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.3 : Common Utah Phrases (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.4 : Ignorant (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.5 : Life goes on in the big city...and sometimes in Logan (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.6 : Fair to Middlen(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.7 : Canyon winds don't blow--Logan sucks(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.8 : Pure as snow(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.9 : Lincoln skins(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.10 : Stomp(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.11 : Hold 'er Newt(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.12 : This is a real gully-washer(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.13 : God made the mountains, God made the lakes, God made Utah! We all make mistakes(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.14 : State of Utah Residency Eligibiltiy Test(Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.15 : F.R. (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.16 : Then he goes (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.17 : Keep Utah green: grow grass (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.18 : Why are all the water faucets backwards in Utah? (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.19 : Utah phrases (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.9.9.20 : Bureau (Folder 14.2)
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6.7.10 : Invitation
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6.7.10.1 : Let's go honkey tonkin'
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6.7.10.2 : Well, bring ya lunch and knitten and come on out
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6.7.11 : Money: Riches and Poverty
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6.7.11.1 : General
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6.7.11.1.1 : You get what you pay for
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6.7.11.1.2 : What a bargain, What a bargain for me!
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6.7.11.1.3 : They go through money just like swill through the hired girl
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6.7.11.1.4 : Being thrifty will last you long, but spending (wasting) gives an empty house
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6.7.11.1.5 : Just think about the money
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6.7.11.1.6 : Burned a hole in your pocket
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6.7.11.1.7 : Ah, the smell of money
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6.7.11.1.8 : If you find a penny keep it but if you find a dime afterwards throw the penny away and pick up the dime
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6.7.11.1.9 : Well, there's always more where that came from
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6.7.11.2 : Poverty
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6.7.11.2.1 : We didn't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out of
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6.7.11.2.2 : Stealing from Peter to pay Paul
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6.7.11.2.3 : I bet that cost a pretty penny
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6.7.11.2.4 : Poorer than a church mouse
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6.7.11.2.5 : Can't afford track shorts for a piss ant
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6.7.11.2.6 : Poor as a church mouse
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6.7.11.2.7 : Eat it up, wear it our, make it do
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6.7.11.2.8 : Too broke to pay attention
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6.7.11.2.9 : He is so poor, he doesn't have a pot to pee in
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6.7.11.2.10 : I'm so poor I can't afford a wrestling jacket for a piss ant
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6.7.11.2.11 : I'm so poor I couldn't but a piss ant a pair of leggings
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6.7.11.3 : Riches
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6.7.12 : Places, regarding
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6.7.12.1 : Will you please go to Cienega and bring in some potatoes and carrots
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6.7.12.2 : Magee's closet
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6.7.12.3 : Reno is so close to Hell you can see sparks
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6.7.12.4 : You know Logan (UT) is so much colder than Salt Lake (UT) when you see a dog stuck to a tree (in Logan)
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6.7.12.5 : Helper, Utah
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6.7.12.6 : The Penitentiary (East of Bear Dam)
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6.7.12.7 : Monday Town (Morgan, UT)
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6.7.12.8 : Penny Acres
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6.7.12.9 : Saco, Montana vs. Saco, Maine
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6.7.12.10 : Blackfoot, Idaho
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6.7.12.11 : River Heights, Utah
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6.7.12.12 : Snorman's Corner (Corinne, Utah)
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6.7.12.13 : Delco, Idaho
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6.7.12.14 : Ox Killer (near Richmond, Utah)
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6.7.12.15 : Fruitland, Utah
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6.7.12.16 : Tucker, Utah
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6.7.12.17 : Paradise, Utah
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6.7.12.18 : Eagle Rock (Idaho Falls, ID)
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6.7.12.19 : Metropolis
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6.7.12.20 : Linrose, Idaho
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6.7.12.21 : The REAL Utah
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6.7.12.22 : Banana Belt
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6.7.12.23 : Bight (bay)
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6.7.12.24 : Slank (swamp)
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6.7.12.25 : Cornish, Utah
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6.7.12.26 : Terms for parts of town
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6.7.12.27 : Land of Goshen
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6.7.12.28 : Onion Town Tuk
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6.7.13 : Riddle and Proverb-like Expressions
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6.7.13.1 : What a multitude of children! Who hath done it?
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6.7.13.2 : Hurry up and hurry, and then you get to hurry up and wait
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6.7.14 : Put Downs (put in place)
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6.7.14.1 : You're off the wall
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6.7.14.2 : You're riding freshman!
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6.7.14.3 : Sit on your finger and lean back on your thumb
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6.7.14.4 : Don't get caught up in your skirt
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6.7.14.5 : If money were bullcrap, Bill would be rich
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6.7.14.6 : You're playing with a warped hockeypuck
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6.7.14.7 : Schoolyard Rhymes
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6.7.15 : Relating to Dating and Romance
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6.7.15.1 : What's the matter? Didn't prince Charming fall of his horse?
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6.7.15.2 : Make sure you have a dime in your pocket
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6.7.15.3 : Bread and Butter
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6.7.15.4 : I handed him my heart on a silver platter
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6.7.15.5 : I am a gopher girl. I really gopher guys, but they don't gopher me
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6.7.15.6 : A girl will poop on you then slap your face because she says you stink
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6.7.15.7 : If I told you that you've got a beautiful body- would you hold it against me?
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6.7.15.8 : If it quacks like a duck, it's a duck
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6.7.15.9 : But, they're all carp. I want him. (Said when someone says there are other fish in the sea.)
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6.7.15.10 : Wear your heart on your sleeve
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6.7.15.11 : Spenard divorce
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6.7.15.12 : Sparking
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6.7.15.13 : Don't burn the bridge until he buys you dinner
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6.7.15.14 : Bet you a dime I can kiss you without touching you. Oh, well it was worth it
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6.7.15.15 : He got the draft (Dumped)
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6.7.15.16 : Draggin' (Cruising) Main
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6.7.15.17 : What does cute really mean? Puppies are cute too and you know what they grow up to be-dogs!
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6.7.15.18 : Before you meet the handsome Prince you have to kiss a lot of toads
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6.7.15.19 : You have to kiss a helva lot of frogs to find one good Prince
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6.7.15.20 : Do you have ants in your pants or are you just hot?
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6.7.15.21 : N.C.M.O- Noncommital make-out
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6.7.15.22 : Absence makes the boys hearts grow fonder, but when apart the girl will wonder
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6.7.15.23 : Some day my prince will come...in the millanium
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6.7.15.24 : He chewed the root
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6.7.15.25 : A lover's moon is a full moon
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6.7.15.26 : Do their noses match? (A way to tell if a couple will marry)
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6.7.15.27 : I'm just giong to be enduring it tonight
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6.7.15.28 : No flies on him, no flies at all
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6.7.15.29 : Boy, you're cute this moring! You're looking ten men!
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6.7.15.30 : Raging hormomes
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6.7.15.31 : It starts with you sinking in his arms and ends with your arms in the sink
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6.7.15.32 : Got the hots on him
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6.7.15.33 : The love of my life
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6.7.15.34 : Don't want to get burned (dumped)
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6.7.15.35 : Going out to get me some fur burger with a side of duck butter
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6.7.15.36 : C.O.D. Corner
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6.7.15.37 : Boys don't make passes, with girls who wear glasses
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6.7.15.38 : Hubba, hubba, ding, ding. Lookout baby-you've got everything!
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6.7.15.39 : Whipped
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6.7.15.40 : If found be male, return by person. If found by person, return by mail
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6.7.15.41 : What is a DDH? Damn Door Hugger
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6.7.15.42 : SOB. Slide Over Baby
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6.7.15.43 : An octopus with a testimony
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6.7.15.44 : Sweet spirit
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6.7.15.45 : It's good enough for the girls/guys I go out with
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6.7.15.46 : In dancing do I command respect or hand about my partner's neck
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6.7.15.47 : Don't always go out just to spend money
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6.7.15.48 : Can I flirt a little bit? Do I know how to handle it? Flirting is a lassies right
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6.7.15.49 : Gentlemen prefer blondes but marry brunettes
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6.7.15.50 : Love is love even if it falls in a cow turd
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6.7.15.51 : Of all the girlfriends in the world, I'd rather have Sharlene. She does crazy things, just like a jumping bean
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6.7.15.52 : You've heard that marriage is an institution? And that love is blind? So that must mean that marriage is an institution for the blind
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6.7.15.53 : Hot Buttered, Rifle
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6.7.15.54 : No Man
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6.7.15.55 : Status
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6.7.15.56: Pick up lines
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6.7.16 : Relating to Cooking and Eating
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6.7.16.1 : Messy eater and food on face
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6.7.16.1.1 : Somebody's got a major wog.
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6.7.16.1.2 : You Doreened!
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6.7.16.1.3 : Eat, eat, in the fall you are killed
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6.7.16.2 : Regarding cooking
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6.7.16.2.1 : Toast must break, not bend!
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6.7.16.2.2 : Cooking for the thrashers
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6.7.16.2.3 : Come and eat your egg! I won't Sam Stier it
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6.7.16.2.4 : Oh no, I wet the miller's eye
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6.7.16.2.5 : When they're brown, they're cooking, when they're black, they're done
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6.7.16.2.6 : Eat like Gold (Kings) for breakfast, like Silver (Princes) for lunch, like Lead (Paupers) for supper
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6.7.16.2.7 : Ham and eggs, ham and eggs. I like mine upside down
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6.7.16.2.8 : After breakfast work awhile, after dinner rest awhile, after supper walk a mile
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6.7.17 : Regarding Food
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6.7.17.1 : Layo for meddlers
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6.7.17.2 : A wing wam for a gooses' bridle
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6.7.17.3 : Take two, they're small
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6.7.17.4 : You've had enough, Eddy
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6.7.17.5 : A turtle flew by
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6.7.17.6 : Taters for Outa Staters
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6.7.17.7 : Raise the potatoes
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6.7.17.8 : The apple are all
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6.7.17.9 : Soda
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6.7.17.10 : Pass the milk , please and thankyou
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6.7.17.11 : It will give me the gombozie
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6.7.17.12 : Tiger and 'cakes
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6.7.17.13 : SCARF- to eat quickly or large quantities
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6.7.17.14 : Water down please, thank you
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6.7.18 : Threats
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6.7.18.1 : You had better do it or [crap] will hit the fan
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6.7.18.2 : Get the belt
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6.7.18.3 : I'll bust your crust
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6.7.18.4 : I'll whale the tar out of you
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6.7.18.5 : I'll tan your fanny
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6.7.18.6 : I'll beat the [crap] out of you, then I'll beat you for [crapping]
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6.7.18.7 : [I'll] unscrew your belly button until [your] legs [fall] off
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6.7.18.8 : I'll knock you into the middle of next week
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6.7.18.9 : Shut your mouth, before I shut it for you
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6.7.18.10 : I'm going to give you a dunkin'
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6.7.18.11 : If you do, I'll punch your lights out
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6.7.18.12 : All over you like stink on manuer/like ugly on an ape
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6.7.18.13 : I'm gonna put ya with the wet grass 'n throw you in the garbage
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6.7.18.14 : I'll turn you every way but loose
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6.7.18.15 : I'll beat you with an inch of your life
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6.7.18.16 : "This means death, this means hospital- which do you want?"
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6.7.18.17 : Behave or I'll feed you to the Bear Lake Monster
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6.7.18.18 : If you guys do not calm down, I will pull this car over and calm you down
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6.7.18.19 : Bust the britches off em
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6.7.18.20 : I will put salt in their grits
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6.7.18.21 : You're on my list
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6.7.18.22 : Spit in my shoe and blame it on you
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6.7.18.23 : Your ass is grass and I'm going to be the lawnmower
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6.7.18.24 : Oh cool your jets
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6.7.18.25 : Knock it off, or I swear I will mop the Earth with you!
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6.7.18.26 : I'm gonna throw ya in the river!
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6.7.18.27 : Wanna taste my fist?
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6.7.18.28 : Shut your mouth befor you put your foot in it
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6.7.18.29 : You better close your mouth or a dragon fly will sew it shut
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6.7.18.30 : I'm going to get your sugar
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6.7.18.31 : If you don't stop flipping me with that towel you are going to have to pull your socks down to brush your teeth
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6.7.18.32 : Kybosh
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6.7.19 : Understatements
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6.7.19.1 : I've saw that a lot
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6.7.19.2 : So that's how the pigs et the cabbage
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6.7.19.3 : You just don't know what it's like to have straight hair
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6.7.19.4 : Gee, you look nice
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6.7.20 : Work Expressions
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6.7.20.1 : Family
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6.7.20.1.1 : Redup your room
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6.7.20.1.2 : Let's hook up the horses and go to the springs
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6.7.20.1.3 : If I don't get some of this work done, I'm going to be in a real pickle
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6.7.20.1.4 : Have you ever heard the story of the little red hen?
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6.7.20.1.5 : If I don't get this done- I'm going to be up [crap] creek without a paddle
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6.7.20.2 : Medical
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6.7.20.2.1 : Under the Knife
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6.7.20.2.2 : Face is red, lift the head. Face is pale, lift the tail. Face is blue, artificial respiration will do
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6.7.20.2.3 : Funny Looking Kid
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6.7.20.2.4 : My Sensory Issue
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6.7.20.3 : Ranching
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6.7.20.3.1 : Teach them the ropes
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6.7.20.3.2 : Yappers
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6.7.20.3.3 : Cat dance
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6.7.20.3.4 : I was afraid that horse had no lead in its pencil
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6.7.20.3.5 : Throw them in front of him and he'll run faster
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6.7.20.3.6 : Boarding House Reach
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6.7.21 : Collection of Expressions
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6.7.22 : Children's sayings
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6.7.22.1 : I have a hard time singing low because I'm too addicted to singing high
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6.7.22.2 : I have four babies in my tummy
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6.7.22.3 : You know mom and dad that I am one, two, three, four years old and you both treat me like I am a baby!
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6.7.22.4 : Well mom, the good eggs are still n the refrigerator
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6.7.22.5 : Mom you know that Jesus made all of the cities everywhere. He even built all of these fences all by himself around this cememtary. But I have not seen him anywhere. He has never come to see me, ever!
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6.7.22.6 : I get a lot of tears in my eyes around lots of people. It is not my fault it just happens
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6.7.22.7 : Well, he has to be very careful, there are volcanoes there. He does have to be careful
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6.7.22.8 : James, don't touch that window. I just cleaned it!
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6.7.22.9 : There's the army mom!
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6.7.22.10 : Yes, I get my kicks
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6.7.22.11 : Rock and Bye Baby in the Sweetheart
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6.7.22.12 : It is mommy, it is not your fault
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6.7.22.13 : GB is my angel, she is my GB
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6.7.22.14 : Mommy, be nice to my because Jesus loves me
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6.7.22.15 : Are the people on the other side of the world upside down right now?
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6.7.22.16 : See that noise RaLee, that is a ferry ship
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6.7.22.17 : And we don't eat rocks, we don't eat sticks, and we don't eat bugs
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6.7.22.18 : Grandma, you are coming to our house right now!
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6.7.22.19 : Get out of outside daddy!
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6.7.22.20 : I can't, I only have three muscles
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6.7.22.21 : My heart is cold, my whole body is cold
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6.7.22.22 : Are you sure he'd be'd a baby in his mommy's tummy?
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6.7.22.23 : Well, I'm not carsick, I'm tree-sick
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6.7.22.24 : Tithing, Children's Hearing
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6.7.22.25 : Dear Howard Prayer
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6.8.1 : Given Names of People
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6.8.1.1 : Friend
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6.8.1.2 : Rosemarie
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6.8.1.3 : Wade Maughan
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6.8.1.4 : Paula
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6.8.1.5 : Eva Lue
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6.8.1.6: Sheryl
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6.8.1.7 : Hone
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6.8.1.8 : Peggy
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6.8.1.9 : Arnell
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6.8.1.10 : Henning
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6.8.11 : Ima, Bea, and Ura
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6.8.1.12 : Dutch custom naming children
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6.8.1.13 : Shore's
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6.8.1.14 : Bria
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6.8.1.15 : Presbury
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6.8.1.16 : Names beginning with "B"
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6.8.1.17 : Letta Pugh
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6.8.1.18 : Las name McKoy
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6.8.1.19 : Shinny
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6.8.2 : Nicknames
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6.8.2.1 : Ma-Father
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6.8.2.2 : Skindiver
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6.8.2.3 : Lolli
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6.8.2.4 : Titbum
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6.8.2.5 : Yublonski
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6.8.2.6 : Slummer's Lady
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6.8.2.7 : Spade
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6.8.2.8 : Blob
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6.8.2.9 : New Zealand
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6.8.2.10 : Gym Shoe
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6.8.2.11 : Wayward
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6.8.2.12 : Jaime (Spanish)
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6.8.2.13 : Dick
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6.8.2.14 : Andi
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6.8.2.15 : Moss
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6.8.2.16 : Pig
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6.8.2.17 : Slummer
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6.8.2.18 : Squatty Body
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6.8.2.19 : Worm
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6.8.2.20 : Big Bird
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6.8.2.21 : Panda
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6.8.2.22 : Ducky
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6.8.2.23 : Turtle
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6.8.2.24 : Toad
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6.8.2.25 : Moose
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6.8.2.26 : Little Red Ox Bun Taylor
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6.8.2.27 : Pete
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6.8.2.28 : Banana
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6.8.2.29 : Peanuts
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6.8.2.30 : Sinex
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6.8.2.3l : Bunyan
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6.8.2.32 : Overhomers
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6.8.2.33 : Page family nicknames
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6.8.2.34 : Scandinavian immigrant occupational nicknames (Fireman Carlson, Policeman Olson, Coal-oil Hanson, Lawyer Backman.)
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6.8.2.35 : Booze-legger
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6.8.2.36 : T
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6.8.2.37 : Todd
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6.8.2.38 : Fathers first name passed down to middle name of first born son
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6.8.2.39 : LuAnn
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6.8.2.40 : Helen
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6.8.2.41 : Old Dove
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6.8.2.42 : WOP
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6.8.2.43 : Gear Jammers
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6.8.2.44 : Mushmind
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6.8.2.45 : Altitude problems
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6.8.2.46 : Whispering Smith
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6.8.2.47 : Nana
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6.8.2.48 : Rug Rat
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6.8.2.49 : Prune Picker
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6.8.2.50 : Gearhead
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6.8.2.51 : Goat Ropers
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6.8.2.52 : Newl
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6.8.2.53 : Jackie-Dickie
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6.8.2.54 : Tuna
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6.8.2.55 : Schrobbletje Cat (a person born after the Harvest)
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6.8.2.56 : Lee Bee
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6.8.2.57 : Smelly Michael
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6.8.2.58 : Smalls
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6.8.2.59 : Aunt Sissy
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6.8.2.60 : Stretch
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6.8.2.61 : Sudsy
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6.8.2.62 : BY
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6.8.2.63 : Dudley
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6.8.2.64 : Alexender the Salamander
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6.8.2.65 : Crazy Red-Head
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6.8.2.66 : Hep Kat
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6.8.2.67 : The Assassin
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6.8.2.68 : The White Ninja
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6.8.2.69 : Dobby
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6.8.2.70 : Winky
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6.8.2.71 : Cheesehead
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6.8.2.72 : Go Hula!
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6.8.2.73 : Bam bam
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6.8.2.74 : Babo
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6.8.2.75 : Sachok
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6.8.2.76 : Woody
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6.8.2.77 : Bobber
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6.8.2.78 : Maxfield Sisters
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6.8.2.79 : Mayha
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6.8.2.80 : Katherine's Nickname
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6.8.2.81 : Sister Nickname
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6.8.2.82 : Foobert Lou
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6.8.2.83 : Bermuda
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6.8.3 : Names of Endearment or Derision for People
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6.8.3.1 : Grandma Long
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6.8.3.2 : Aunt Thalia
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6.8.3.3 : Old Ned
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6.8.3.4 : Aunt Matilda
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6.8.3.5 : Studmuffin
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6.8.3.6 : ARP
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6.8.3.7 : Black and Decker pecker wrecker
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6.8.3.8 : Nooky
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6.8.3.9 : Ragu
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6.8.3.10 : Macho man
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6.8.3.11 : Rooster
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6.8.3.12 : Squirrel
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6.8.3.13 : Chickenbutt
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6.8.3.14 : The God Squad
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6.8.3.15 : Skins
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6.8.3.16 : Snow-fox
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6.8.3.17 : Claire
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6.8.3.18 : Howard Goldwaters
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6.8.3.19 : Frank
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6.8.3.20 : Diamond Tooth Gertie
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6.8.3.21 : Phillip
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6.8.3.22 : Jack's brother/best friend
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6.8.3.23 : Brigham Young
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6.8.3.24 : Drug Store Cowboy
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6.8.3.25 : Uncle Ed
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6.8.3.26 : Hay waddies
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6.8.3.27 : Camel jocks
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6.8.3.28 : J.A.P
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6.8.3.29 : Mads
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6.8.3.30 : Grunt
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6.8.3.31 : Prairie-fairie
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6.8.3.32 : Pine pig
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6.8.3.33 : Mother-truckers
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6.8.3.34 : Pencil-pusher
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6.8.3.35 : Roomies
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6.8.3.36 : Buya (buy-yuh)
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6.8.3.37 : Tourons
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6.8.3.38 : Dugla-Pigg
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6.8.3.39 : Strapper
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6.8.3.40 : Darrell
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6.8.3.41 : Dodo and Poppy
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6.8.3.42 : Mr. Philosophy
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6.8.3.43 : Pug
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6.8.3.44 : Professor Poo
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6.8.3.45 : Elephant hunter
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6.8.3.46 : Sigmund
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6.8.3.47 : Augie Doggie
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6.8.3.48 : Miss Ing Link
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6.8.3.49 : Apple Bottom
.2 (Items)
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11 13
6.8.3.50 : Taco
.2 (Items)
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11 13
6.8.3.51 : Red pants Fred
.2 (Items)
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11 13
6.8.3.52 : BY
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.53 : Sissy
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.54 : Stretch
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.55 : Sudsy
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.56 : Dudley
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.57 : Mongo
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.58 : Maggot
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.59 : Fathead
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.60 : Crazy horse
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.61 : Aunt Meale
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.62 : Ricey
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.63 : Bones
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.64 : Scubie
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.65 : Nitpicker
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.66 : Cow and Pukey
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.67 : Gibby Gabby Garbage Can
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.68 : Bus
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.69 : Dirtbag
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.70 : Super City and Superior
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.71 : Woody
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.72 : Billy Quartcup
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.73 : L'oiseaux
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.74 : Indian Giver
.2 (Items)
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11 13
6.8.3.75 : Carrot Top
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.76 : River Rat
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.77 : Redneck
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.78 : Skinny
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.79 : Whistle Britches
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.80 : Tidbones
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.81 : Toads
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.82 : Pup
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.83 : Spacecadet
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.84 : Bio
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.85 : Rocker
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.86 : Granola
.2 (Items)
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11 13
6.8.3.87 : Reggin Spil
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.88 : Stump-humpers
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.89 : Dewey
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.90 : Flipper
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.91 : Grazer
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.92 : Uncle Emery
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.93 : Battle Ax
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.94 : Camel Picks
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.95 : Whistle pigs
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.96 : Dirts
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.97 : Fifty-Niner
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.98 : Booner
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.99 : Newt
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.100 : Gippie
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.101 : Earnie and Festus Hagen
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.102 : Grumpy
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.103 : Gunsel
.2 (Items)
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11 13
6.8.3.104 : Delbert
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.105 : Prairie Nigger
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.106 : Sand Nigger
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.107 : Brownnose
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.108 : Bluenose (Canadian people from Maritime Provinces)
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.109 : Gringos
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.110 : Frog Towner
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.111 : Nest (lovable person)
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.112 : Jerry
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.113 : Delta Phi Faries
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.114 : Major Bowes
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.115 : Sunburned Irishman
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.116 : Jimmy Spoon
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.117 : Knights of the green cloth
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.118 : J.A.P
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.119 : Kathy Curio
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.120 : Prfessor Poo
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.121 : Mush
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.122 : Elephant hunter
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.123 : R.M. type
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.124 : Ho-ho
.2 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.125 : Nincumpoop
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.126 : Fund-loving girl
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.127 : Jesus Boy
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.128 : Flatfoot and Rosebud
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.129 : Wet Back
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.130 : Rat Pack
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.131 : Longhairs
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.132 : Yanks
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.133: Zoobie
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.134: Nincompoop
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.135: Dumb suck
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.136: Pantywaist
.1 (Item)
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11 13
6.8.3.137: Hansen-ite
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4 : Names for Objects
Box Folder
11 14
6.8.4.1 : The Keebler Wagon
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.2 : "Code names" for Mormon garments
.4 (Items)
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11 14
6.8.4.3 : California trail
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.4 : Jimmy (General Motor trucks)
.2 (Items)
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11 14
6.8.4.5 : Teepee stompers (moccasins)
.2 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.6 : Dat Soon (Datsun)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.7 : Dummy (pacifier)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.8 : Story knife
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.9 : Despair Barrel
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.10 : Bumbershoot (umbrella)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.11 : Danibo (teddy bear)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.12 : Green Tank (car
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.13 : Took (Tuk)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.14 : Plugs
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.15 : Marble's various names
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.16 : Plugger
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.17 : Winkelhawk
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.18 : Uitzet (trousseau or articles with which a couple began their marriage)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.19 : Sprukkles (chips/kindlings for the fire)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.20 : Stoop (porch)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.21 : Piece (Creamy bread)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.22 : Boat (Family car)
.1 (Item)
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11 14
6.8.4.23 : Pig/hog (Family car)
.2 (Items)
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11 14
6.8.4.24 : Glass eyes (contacts)
.1 (Items)
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11 14
6.8.4.25 : Naming cars
.1 (Items)
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11 15
6.8.5 : Names of Pets
Box Folder
11 15
6.8.5.1 : Oscar-dile
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.2 : Ugly man's dog
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.3 : SOLIE
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.4 : Rambo Kitty
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.5 : Beau James
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.6 : Charmin
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.7 : Calves Names
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.8 : Tiny Tim
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.9 : Lona (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.10 : Charlie (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.11 : Powell (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.12 : Diva and Rio (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.13 : Quinn
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.14 : Akonai (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.15 : Maggie (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.16 : Booker and Sasha (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.17 : Sandy Beach
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.18 : FuBs (pronounced Foo-Beez)(photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.19 : Dakota (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.20 : Cody (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.21 : Bud (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.22 : Jack (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.23 : Finch (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.24 : Dingo (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.25 : Nico (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.26 : Guess
.1 (Item)
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11 15
6.8.5.27 : Moose (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
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11 16
6.8.6 : Collection of names
.27 (Items)
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11 17
6.8.7 : Names to Express Anonymity
Box Folder
11 17
6.8.7.1 : Ingen
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.2 : Cynthia
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.3 : Freddy Fornicator
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.4 : Walter Assaulter
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.5 : Chester Molester
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.6 : Sexy Rexy
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.7 : Randy Rapist
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.8 : Roger Rapist
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.9 : Hairy Cariney
.2 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.10 : Turkey-idiot
.2 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.11 : Dudes/Savages
.2 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.12 : Gearhead
.2 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.13 : Dirts
.2 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.14 : Nazi
.1 (Item)
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11 17
6.8.7.15 : miss I'm a goodie
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8 : Names for Food
Box Folder
11 18
6.8.8.1 : Mystery Meat
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.2 : Carrot Crap
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.3 : Jungle Stew
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.4 : Turkey a la Crap
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.5 : Bricks and Butter
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.6 : Cat Loaf
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.7 : Roy Chidister (honey)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.8 : Stitch Riley (cheese toast)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.9 : Reulah Frank (gravy)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.10 : Elmer (potatoes)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.11 : Shipwreck
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.12 : May food
0 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.13 : Jimmy
.2 (Items)
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11 18
6.8.8.14 : Honeymooners' Salad
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.15 : Coke (soda)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.16 : Tommy Toes (tomatoes)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.17 : Turkish Wheat (Maize or Indian Corn)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.18 : Cherry Suckies (junk food)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.19 : Sponspak (musk-melon)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.20 : Tahaim (wild strawberries)
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.21 : S.O.S
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.22 : Milk-Nickle
.2(Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.23 : Fryed Wins
.2 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.24 : Johnny Cakes
.2 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.25 : Doughnut
.2 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.26 : Fried Cakes
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.27 : Crullers
.2 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.28 : Frappe
.2 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.29 : Shishkerd
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.30 : Old Maids
.3 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.31 : Shake
.2 (Items)
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11 18
6.8.8.32 : Cabnet
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.33 : Sugar Tit
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.34 : Shit on a Shingle
.3 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.35 : Old maids
.2 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.36 : Parsley flakes
.1 (Item)
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11 18
6.8.8.37 : Turtle poops
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0 : Miscellaneous
Box Folder
11 19
6.8.0.1 : Last Chance Canal Company
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.2 : Inkom Stinkom. (Inkom, Idaho)
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.3 : Virgin Village
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.4 : Knuckle Junction
.2 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.5 : Gully wacker
.2 (Items)
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11 19
6.8.0.6 : M.O
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.7 : Old Maid Chills
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.8 : Pronunciation of "Fluckiger"
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.9 : Sandwich Slicking
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.10 : Croup
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.11 : Termination/Rotation Dust
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.12 : Squaw Candy
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.13 : Farmer Tan
.3 (Items)
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11 19
6.8.0.14 : Seagulls
.3 (Items)
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11 19
6.8.0.15 : Gork
.2 (Items)
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11 19
6.8.0.16 : Stave Valley (Star Valley, Wyoming)
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.17 : Gentile Street (Layton, UT)
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.18 : Skillpot (turtle)
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.19 : Aan (here)
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.20 : Sticky Wicket
.2 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.21 : Julie Days
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.22 : Ragged House
.2 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.23 : L.A. vs. Los Angeles
.1(Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.24 : The Zoo
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.25: Squirrelly
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.26: B-bassers
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.27: Blueing
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.28: Well, I should hope to show
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.29: Crunch
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.30: chick-a-ree
.1 (Item)
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11 19
6.8.0.31: Stonehocker Single (song)
.1 (Item)
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Box Folder
11 20
6.9 : Author and Title Wordplay
Box Folder
11 20
6.9.1 : Under the Bleachers, by I.C. Butts.
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.2 : Spots on the Wall, by Who Flung Poo
.2 (Items)
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11 20
6.9.3 : Rush to the Outhouse, by Willy Make-it, illustrated by Betty Won't
.4 (Items)
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11 20
6.9.4 : Under the Grand Stand, by Seymour Butts
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.5 : Fell off the Cliff, by Ilean Dover
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.6 : Jump off the Cliff, by Hugo First
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.7 : Short Measure, by Milly Meter
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.8 : The Wobbly Latter, by Hugo First
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.9 : One Card Short, by Della Nother
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.10 : The Return of the Swallow, by A. Belch
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.11 : The Yellow Waterfall, by I.P. Standing
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.12 : The Trip Through a Sewer Pipe, by A. Turd
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.13 : The Aspen Kimona, by Seymore Hair
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.14 : How to Lose Weight, by X.R. Sizemore
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.15 : The Diamond Robbery, by Jules Argon
.1
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11 20
6.9.16 : Lawrence Welk in China, by Anna Wong, Anna Tieu
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.17 : Yours Forever, by Tillie N. DeTeim
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.18 : Sharing India Beverages, by T. Fatoo
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.19 : Burglary, by Jimmy DeLox
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.20 : The Incompetent Bullfighter, by Gordon Bluddy
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.9.21 : Yellow River, by I Pea Freely
.1 (Item)
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11 20
6.10 : Words, Terms, Slang
Box Folder
12 1
6.10.1 : Ailments
Box Folder
12 1
6.10.1.1 : Chicken Pox
Box Folder
12 1
6.10.1.1.1 : Pickle Pox
.2 (Item)
Undated
12 1
6.10.1.2 : Diarrhea
Box Folder
12 1
6.10.1.2.1 : Montazuma's Revenge
.3 (Items)
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12 1
6.10.1.2.2 : The G.I.'s
.2 (Items)
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12 1
6.10.1.2.3 : Mexican Trots
.2 (Items)
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12 1
6.10.1.3 : Pimples
Box Folder
12 1
6.10.1.3.1 : Zits
.1 (Item)
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12 1
6.10.1.4 : Muscle Punch
Box Folder
12 1
6.10.1.4.1 : Mockley
.1 (Item)
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12 2
6.10.2 : Body parts
Box Folder
12 2
6.10.2.1 : Breasts
Box Folder
12 2
6.10.2.1.1 : Inkey-dinkies
.2 (Item)
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12 2
6.10.2.2 : Stomach
Box Folder
12 2
6.10.2.2.1 : Bread Basket
.1 (Item)
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12 2
6.10.2.3 : Hips
Box Folder
12 2
6.10.2.3.1 : R.H. Factor (Rhinoceros hips)
.1 (Item)
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12 2
6.10.2.4 : Hair
Box Folder
12 2
6.10.2.4.1 : Roostertail
.1 (Item)
Undated
12 2
6.10.2.4.2 : Rat's nest
.1 (Item)
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12 2
6.10.2.4.3 : Mush
.1 (Item)
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12 2
6.10.2.4.4 : Fly away
.1 (Item)
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12 3
6.10.3 : Bodily functions
Box Folder
12 3
6.10.3.1 : Farting
Box Folder
12 3
6.10.3.1.1 : Buck Snort
.1 (Item)
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12 3
6.10.3.1.2 : Barking Spiders
.1 (Item)
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6.10.3.1.3 : Fluff
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6.10.4 : Colors
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6.10.4.1 : Shitbrindle
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6.10.5 : Complimentary Terms and Terms of Endearment
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6.10.5.1 : Handsome/Beautiful: Cute
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6.10.5.1.1 : Tuna
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6.10.5.1.2 : Mess
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6.10.5.1.3 : It's a good day
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6.10.5.1.4 : Hegan
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6.10.5.2 : Infatuation
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6.10.5.2.1 : Starred
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6.10.5.2.2 : Whipped
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6.10.5.3 : Like something, desire more
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6.10.5.3.1 : Moorish
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6.10.5.4 : Humorous
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6.10.5.4.1 : Corn
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6.10.5.5 : Feel Good Terms
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6.10.5.5.1 : Warm Fuzzy
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6.10.5.5.2 : Shaka brah
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6.10.5.6 : Elegant
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6.10.5.6.1 : POSH
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6.10.5.6.2 : I hope you girls know how to act in a house like that
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6.10.6 : Drinking and Drugs
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6.10.6.1 : Inebriated: Drunk
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6.10.6.1.1 : Primed
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6.10.6.1.2 : Snockered
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6.10.6.1.3 : Being Drunk Jargon
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6.10.6.1.4 : Droned
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6.10.6.1.5 : Rippity snort
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6.10.6.2 : High
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6.10.6.2.1 : Turn on
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6.10.6.2.2 : Stoned
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6.10.6.2.3 : "High" School
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6.10.6.2.4 : Speed Freak
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6.10.6.2.5 : Get high
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6.10.6.2.6 : 4:20
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6.10.6.2.7 : Acid indigestion
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6.10.6.2.8 : Puff, puff, pass
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6.10.6.3 : Parodies of drug culture vocabulary
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6.10.6.3.1 : Trip ("You're going to get a spanking if you don't get your 'trip' together.")
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6.10.6.3.2 : O.D.'ed ("I'm sick! In fact, I think I O.D.'ed my sweet tooth.")
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6.10.6.3.3 : Hit ("Give me another hit of milk.")
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6.10.6.3.4 : Enjoy your trip (when someone falls)
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6.10.7 : Eating
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6.10.7.1 : Messy Eater
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6.10.7.1.1 : Oink
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6.10.7.2 : Taking the big piece
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6.10.7.2.1 : Thompson piece
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6.10.8 : Foods
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6.10.8.1 : Eggs
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6.10.8.1.1 : Cackle fruit
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6.10.8.1.2 : Cackle berries
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6.10.8.2 : Biscuits
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6.10.8.2.1 : Cat heads
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6.10.8.3 : Turnip green juice
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6.10.8.3.1 : Pot likker (licker)
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6.10.8.4 : Sloppy Joe/Barbeque
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6.10.9 : Family
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6.10.9.1 : Lay claim
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6.10.9.1.1 : Deet
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6.10.9.2 : Foreign/ethnic terms
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6.10.9.2.1 : "Takaliamotha" (Danish, "Same to you.")
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6.10.9.2.2 : Don't Horriblize!
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6.10.9.2.3 : Jeg kender en lus mar jeg ser en (Danish, "I know a louse when I see one!")
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6.10.9.2.4 : Capisi Capoosi (Italian, "Understand cabbage head")
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6.10.9.2.5 : Du vierle deschlaussdeguch deschlaussdegein (German, "You four-corned lousehead")
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6.10.9.2.6 : Saleed, Dinero, Amor (Spanish, "health, money, love")
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6.10.9.2.7 : Je bent alleen kaptein van de W.C., en den alleen als je daarop zit! (French, you're only the captain of the bathroom, and then only when you're sitting on it)
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6.10.9.2.8 : We should we gang a wha hame (Scotish, shall we go home?)
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6.10.9.2.9 : In der Not ibt der Teufel auch Fliegen (German, In times of troube the devil aslo eats flies)
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6.10.9.2.10 : Distort a till
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6.10.9.2.11 : You white honkey
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6.10.9.2.12 : NAACP- nigros are actullay colored pollacks
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6.10.9.2.13 : East or West, Hames is best
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6.10.9.2.14 : If you black, get back, if you're brown hang around, if you're white alright
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6.10.9.2.15 : Brother
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6.10.9.2.16 : Saru mo ki kara ochiru (Japanese, Even a monkey falls out of tree)
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6.10.9.2.17 : Hatte, hatte, fahrradkette. (German; wood, wood, bike chain)
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6.10.9.2.18 : Manaita no Koi (Japanese; carp on a cutting board)
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6.10.9.2.19 : Tanto estubo la gotas cayendo hasta que eso un roto (Spanish, The constant dropping of the drop on the rock made a hole in it)
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6.10.9.2.20 : Me pone ia pata en el pezquezo (Spanish, He gave me the shaft)
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6.10.9.2.21 : Clop en de Loog (Scottish, slap in the ear)
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6.10.9.2.22 : No me importa, come torta con tu hermana la gordatoa! (Spanish, I don't care, so go eat cake with your sister the fatty!)
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6.10.9.2.23 : Ka kite puku, ka moe tei poaka! (Maori, When the stomach is full, the pig wants to sleep)
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6.10.9.2.24 : If it's all night, it's all right
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6.10.9.2.25 : Black Cousin
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6.10.9.2.26 : mango peel
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6.10.9.2.27 : in the first time
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6.10.9.3 : Frequency or Great Numbers
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6.10.9.3.1 : Forty-leventy
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6.10.9.4 : Dealing with Work
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6.10.9.4.1 : Horseler
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6.10.9.4.2 : Pick-up work
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6.10.9.5 : Teach
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6.10.9.5.1 : T-H-I-N-K
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6.10.9.6 : Avoiding Topics
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6.10.9.6.1 : Beat around the bush
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6.10.9.6.2 : Going all around Robin Hood's barn
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6.10.10 : Homosexual
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6.10.10.1 : Insider terms
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6.10.10.1.1 : Butch
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6.10.10.1.2 : Breeder
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6.10.10.1.3 : Family
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6.10.10.2 : Outsider terms
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6.10.10.2.1 : Gay
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6.10.10.2.2 : Fag
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6.10.11 : Military
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6.10.11.1 : Navy Diver terms (See also: 6.10.13.8)
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6.10.11.1.1 : Jugs
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6.10.11.1.2 : Blow and go
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6.10.11.1.3 : Getting Bent
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6.10.11.1.4 : Banging Bottles
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6.10.11.1.5 : Air Force: Two holer
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6.10.11.1.6: Air Force: Zipper Suited Sun Gods
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6.10.11.1.7: Air Force: Brown Palace
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6.10.11.2 : MRE (Meals Ready to Eject)
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6.10.11.3 : Snafu (Situation normal, all [expletive] up)
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6.10.11.4 : Poncho Drill
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6.10.11.5 : Vietnam slang
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6.10.11.5.1 : World (United States)
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6.10.11.5.2 : Most Ricky-Tick (Immediately if not sooner.)
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6.10.11.5.3 : Buckle (to fight)
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6.10.11.5.4 : War is good business, invest your son
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6.10.11.6 : Collections of military sayings
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6.10.11.7 : Duck boat
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6.10.11.8 : A Fish
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6.10.11.9 : Drift Factor
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6.10.11.10 : Horse for the course
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6.10.11.11 : Holy Helo
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6.10.11.12 : Butt Kit
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6.10.11.13 : Jar Head
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6.10.11.14 : Crossing the Line
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6.10.11.15 : Pinger
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6.10.11.16 : Ship 'em home
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6.10.11.17 : As you were
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6.10.11.18 : Bad Boys Raped Our Young Girls, But Violet Gave Willingly (color codes used in the Air Force)
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6.10.11.19 : I'm no longer a jarhead, but I'm trying to learn how to become a squid
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6.10.11.20 : Though your toubles are very few, sailor my ass bleeds for you
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6.10.11.21 : Tell your troubles to Jesus the Chaplins gone to show
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6.10.11.22 : If it moves salute it. If it doesn't, paint it
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6.10.11.23 : Low-cost military housing
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6.10.11.24 : I'm engaged to Marie Sue, Honey, Honey
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6.10.12 : Missionary
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6.10.12.1 : Lazy
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6.10.12.1.1 : Lunchy
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6.10.12.1.2 : Bucket
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6.10.12.2 : Missionary Jargon
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6.10.12.3 : RM
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6.10.12.4 : Fogs
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6.10.12.5 : BOM
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6.10.12.6 : Trunked out
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6.10.12.7 : The "Life" of a Missionary
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6.10.12.8 : Grab the planner, we have to drop this gator, he punched again...I guess he's not as golden as we thought
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6.10.12.9 : I must close for now. I must prepare and pack my bags for the ever great, transfer in the sky
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6.10.12.10 : Elder, lead with an iron fist in a velvet glove
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6.10.13 : Occupational and Vocational Argot
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6.10.13.1 : Climbers' Slang
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6.10.13.1.1 : Screamer (bad fall)
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6.10.13.1.2 : Purchase (amount of contact with rock)
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6.10.13.2 : Electrician
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6.10.13.2.1 : Oregon Shortline (short cut)
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6.10.13.3 : Logger Slang
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6.10.13.3.1 : Italian Nose Picker
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6.10.13.3.2 : Jo-Poking
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6.10.13.3.3 : Gas Razor (Chain saw)
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6.10.13.3.4 : Pumpkin (old growth tree)
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6.10.13.3.5 : Hot Load
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6.10.13.3.6 : Whiskers (Limbs left on a log)
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6.10.13.3.7 : Cold Deck
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6.10.13.3.8 : Widow maker
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6.10.13.3.9 : Barber chair
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6.10.13.3.10 : Macaroni (sawdust)
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6.10.13.3.11 : Slave market (Employment office)
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6.10.13.3.12 : Town Clown (Small town policeman)
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6.10.13.3.13 : Bull (boss)
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6.10.13.3.14 : Sawdust Eater (sawmill worker)
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6.10.13.3.15 : Cruisers (Tree surveyors)
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6.10.13.3.16 : Donkey Doctor (shop mechanic)
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6.10.13.3.17 : Old Lady (D-8 Cat)
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6.10.13.3.18 : Goat (starter motor on machinery)
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6.10.13.3.19 : Bluenoses (loggers from Nova Scotia)
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6.10.13.3.20 : Jypo (subcontractor)
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6.10.13.3.21 : Hook Tender (head choke setter)
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6.10.13.3.22 : Riggin Slinger
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6.10.13.3.23 : Catskinner
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6.10.13.3.24 : Chocker Setter
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6.10.13.3.25 : Whistle Punk
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6.10.13.3.26 : Barberchair
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6.10.13.3.27 : Colorful Logging Language
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6.10.13.4 : Police
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6.10.13.4.1 : Pig
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6.10.13.4.2 : The Highwayman
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6.10.13.4.3 : Sky Bacon
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6.10.13.4.4 : Fuzz are frisking me
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6.10.13.5 : Railroad Worker
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6.10.13.5.1 : Gandy dance (railroad track laborer)
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6.10.13.6 : Research Technician
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6.10.13.6.1 : Running a Gel
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6.10.13.7 : Rodeo
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6.10.13.7.1 : Safety-up (get the job done safely)
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6.10.13.8 : Scuba Divers (See also Speech 6.10.11.1)
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6.10.13.8.1 : Turtle Ripper (knife)
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6.10.13.8.2 : Air Hog (heavy breather)
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6.10.13.8.3 : Hot Fill (quickly filled tank)
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6.10.13.8.4 : Inner-tube Suit (wet suit)
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6.10.13.8.5 : Turbo fin (non-vented fin)
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6.10.13.8.6 : Bottle (scuba tank)
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6.10.13.9 : Trapper
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6.10.13.9.1 : Rat (Muskrat)
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6.10.13.10 : Restaurant
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6.10.13.10.1 : Collection of McDonalds terms
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6.10.13.10.2 : McDonalds is your kind of place
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6.10.13.10.3 : Domino's Jargon
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6.10.13.10.4 : Maddox Terminology
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6.10.13.11 : Rancher
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6.10.13.11.1 : Found (room and board)
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6.10.13.12 : Construction Worker
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6.10.13.12.1 : Bucket (water truck)
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6.10.13.12.2 : Whiskey Stick (spirit level)
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6.10.13.12.3 : Nigger Line (unskilled laborers)
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6.10.13.12.4 : Beehive, Honey Shed (portable outhouse)
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6.10.13.12.5 : Sweetdick (persuasive worker)
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6.10.13.12.6 : Razzer (grader/blade)
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6.10.13.12.7 : Choker (tight cable)
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6.10.13.12.8 : Bull Prick (iron pry bar)
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6.10.13.12.9 : Headache Ball (metal ball hung from crane)
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6.10.13.12.10 : Hot Dog/Eyeball (Project engineer/surveyor)
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6.10.13.12.11 : Funny papers (blueprints)
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6.10.13.12.12 : Dyke (tool)
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6.10.13.12.13 : Umba
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6.10.13.12.14 : Goathead
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6.10.13.12.15 : Go get the Larry
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6.10.13.12.16 : Plumb, flush, rip
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6.10.13.12.17 : Bustin rod
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6.10.13.12.18 : Dummies start out at $3.50 per hour
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6.10.13.12.19 : Board and pipe stretcher
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6.10.13.12.20 : All a plumber needs to know is don't pick your nose and (crap) flows down
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6.10.13.12.21 : Beater and dogs
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6.10.13.13 : Grocery store
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6.10.13.13.1 : Macey's Lingo
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6.10.13.13.2 : Sure Thing
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6.10.14 : Objects
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6.10.14.1 : Chairs (two-wheeled carts)
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6.10.14.2 : Counterpane (bedspread)
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6.10.14.3 : Lid (stove unit)
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6.10.14.4 : Coffin nails (Cigarettes)
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6.10.14.5 : Sticks (Mormon Scriptures)
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6.10.14.6 : Rameumptom (marching band platform)
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6.10.14.7 : Guns
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6.10.14.8 : Clicker-bicker (remote control)
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6.10.15 : Places
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6.10.15.1 : Zoo (Any place that is hectic or wild)
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6.10.15.2 : Junk Hole (Garbage dump)
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6.10.16 : Plants and Animals
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6.10.16.1 : Frogs Head/Kuckel Burr/Grass Burr (Burr) (Folder 16)
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6.10.16.2 : Gorse (Kissing shrub)
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6.10.16.3 : Pee pee pines (Ponderosa Pines)
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6.10.16.4 : Terms in reference to pregnant mares
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6.10.16.5 : Cromet
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6.10.16.6 : Creeple Bushes (cripple bush)
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6.10.16.7 : Cache County Kitties (Skunks)
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6.10.16.8 : Pot guts or whistle pigs (Ground squirrels)
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6.10.16.9 : Craven (Crows and Ravens)
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6.10.16.10 : Haydock Keeper (fish)
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6.10.16.11 : Polecats
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6.10.16.12 : Alabama Pheasant
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6.10.17 : People
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6.10.17.1 : Long Hairs (Hippies)
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6.10.17.2 : House Apes (Children)
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6.10.17.3 : Bluenose (Canadians from Maritime Provinces)
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6.10.17.4 : Hipster
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6.10.18 : Regional
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6.10.18.1 : Hawaiian: Blonde (White boy)
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6.10.18.2 : Collections of near Ozarks terms
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6.10.18.3 : Teton talk
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6.10.18.4 : Australian lingo
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6.10.18.5 : Canadian lingo
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6.10.18.6 : Pidgeon English of the Hawaiians
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6.10.18.7 : The American C.B. Jargon
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6.10.18.8 : Eighty Six
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6.10.18.9 : Borrow pit
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6.10.18.10 : Jacking Jaws
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6.10.18.11 : Toolies
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6.10.18.12 : Bitchin'
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6.10.18.13 : Willows
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6.10.18.14 : Sack v. Bag
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6.10.18.15 : Shaka Bra
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6.10.18.16: Malad City is a pretty little town!
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6.10.19 : Retorts, Complaints and Put Downs
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6.10.19.1 : Baby
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6.10.19.2 : Dirsh
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6.10.19.3 : Up Tight
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6.10.19.4 : Bellyaching
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6.10.19.5 : K-Mart
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6.10.19.6 : Lie
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6.10.19.7 : A piece of junk
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6.10.19.8: You dirty Jew! Well you dirty Gentile!
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6.10.20 : Education
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6.10.20.1 : Math
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6.10.20.1.1 : Fathead (improper fraction)
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6.10.20.1.2 : Polyoatmeals (polynomials)
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6.10.20.2 : Homework/Studying
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6.10.20.2.1 : I have to do my lessons/I have too many lessons
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6.10.21 : Sex, Romance and Dating
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6.10.21.1 : Intercourse
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6.10.21.1.1 : Ball
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6.10.21.1.2 : DERF
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6.10.21.1.3 : Screwing around
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6.10.21.1.4 : Soda and Safegames
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6.10.21.1.5 : The S-Word
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6.10.21.2 : Kissing: Making out
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6.10.21.2.1 : Submarine Races
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6.10.21.2.2 : Raped made-out with
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6.10.21.3 : Pregnant
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6.10.21.3.1 : Stuffed
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6.10.21.3.2 : Baby fat
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6.10.21.4 : Kissing/hugging
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6.10.21.4.1 : Fillet, steak, fillet mignon
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6.10.21.4.2 : Cookie
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6.10.21.4.3: Mung/Song
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6.10.21.5 : Holding hands
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6.10.21.5.1 : Pizza
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6.10.21.6 : Putting arm around girl
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6.10.21.6.1 : Milk shake
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6.10.22 : Teenage Slang
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6.10.22.1 : Secret Language
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6.10.22.1.1 : Baseball
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6.10.22.1.2 : Horse Latin
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6.10.22.2 : Slang
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6.10.22.2.1 : Gravy
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6.10.22.2.2 : Heavy
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6.10.22.2.3 : 5ever
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6.10.22.3 : Written slang
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6.10.22.3.1 : SWALBBAKWSABIDFLMOWTE
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6.10.22.3.2 : S.W.A.K. and S.W.A.L.- A.K.W.S
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6.10.22.3.3 : Smurfs Smile Sexy So Smile Smurf Style
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6.10.22.3.4 : A.S.A.P
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6.10.22.3.5 : FUNEM SVFM FUNEX SVFM OK MNX
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6.10.22.3.6 : ABCD puppies, LMNO puppies, OSMR(SAR), S(C)MP
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6.10.22.4 : Religious
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6.10.22.4.1 : Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
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6.10.22.4.1.1 : Treasures of Trash
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6.10.22.4.1.2 : I never said it would be easy, I only said it woudld be worth it
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6.10.23 : Trouble
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6.10.23.1 : Dutch
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6.10.24 : Weather
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6.10.24.1 : Blue Norther
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6.10.24.2 : It ain't Miami
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6.10.24.3 : Hum-dinger
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6.10.25 : Clothing
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6.10.25.1 : Bra: over the shoulder boulder holder
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6.10.25.2 : Girdle: hinder binder
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6.10.25.3 : Old dress: potatoe sack/hop sack
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6.10.25.4 : Little girl socks: pedal pushers
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6.10.25.5 : Snarky
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6.10.25.6 : Rattler
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6.10.25.7 : Hoppies (Sweater/Sweatshirt)
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6.10.25.8 : U-trow (underwear/undertrousers)
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6.10.25.9 : Guinny-tee (tank top)
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6.10.25.10 : Teepee stompers (moccasins)
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6.10.25.11 : Onion Towner (baggy clothes)
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6.10.25.12 : U-trow
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6.10.25.13 : Pocketbook (purse)
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6.10.26 : Make Up
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6.10.26.1 : War paint
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6.10.27 : Acronyms
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6.10.27.1 : YOLO
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6.10.27.2 : TCTH
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6.10.27.3 : PQ
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6.10.28 : Emotions
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6.10.28.1 : Flip your lid
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6.10.28.2 : Ape Crazy
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6.11 : Curses and Vexes
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6.11.1 : May a curse befall you unless you are not my child who suckled here. (Kenyan)
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6.11.2 : I hope you have a daughter just like you!
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6.0 : Miscellaneous
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6.0.1 : Know what? That's what
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6.0.2 : Two's company, three's a crowd
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6.0.3 : You look good as you want to, better than you're supposed to, so go on with your bad self
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6.0.4 : Not enough room to cuss a cat without getting fur in your mouth
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6.0.5 : Ola, Cola
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6.0.6 : We must, we must, we must increase our bust
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6.0.7 : Hi-Lo (camp call)
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6.0.8 : Some people would complain if you hung them with a new rope
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6.0.9 : Short term pain vs. Long term pain
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6.0.10 : In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities
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6.0.11 : Pretty Little Kristie
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6.0.12 : Family names rhyme
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6.0.13 : Animal calls
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6.0.14 : We've done so much with so little for so long that we can now do anything with nothing
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6.0.15 : Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back
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6.0.16 : Locomotive is a crazy reason for doing it
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6.0.17 : You're jumping to conclusions so fast, you're going to lose your breath
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6.0.18 : Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers
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6.0.19 : Jesus is an unseen guest at every meal, the silent listener to every conversation
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6.0.20 : Penalties may be delayed but they are sure to come
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6.0.21 : One kind deed is like a tiny seed -- it grows
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6.0.22 : Smile -- it makes people wonder what you've been doing
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6.0.23 : My heart was in my throat
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6.0.24 : Heart to heart talk
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6.0.25 : I had a change of heart
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6.0.26 : Lost in the Ozone
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6.0.27 : Burnout
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6.0.28 : Radio Jargon
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6.0.29 : T.V. Tidbit Night
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6.0.30 : Monday Week
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6.0.31 : Nip it in the bud
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6.0.32 : Score
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6.0.33: Cutties
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6.0.34: With a song
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6.0.35: Home on the range
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6.0.36: That's enough for Johnson's army
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6.0.37: Full boat - cowboys over ladies
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6.0.38: Having long hair is like being a white Nigger
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6.0.39: I just sat there
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6.0.40: :Look out
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6.0.41: The more, the merrier
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6.0.42: As far as you know
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6.0.43: Boy - Howdy!
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6.0.44: Shotgun
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6.0.45: John Henry
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6.0.46: Dubs
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6.0.47: Played whaley
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6.0.48: Cabin Fever
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6.0.49: Discomboomerated
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6.0.50: Pork Down or Pig Out
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6.0.51: Stoked
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6.0.52: Ducks are not in a row
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6.0.53: Going to town
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6.0.54: Gonna get got
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6.0.55: Duck Hunting Terms
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7.1 : Folk Rhymes
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7.1.1 : When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! (Folder 1)
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7.1.2 : Spring has sprung, fall has fell; summer's (winter's) here and it's hotter (colder) than-usual
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7.1.3 : Little fly upon the wall, ain't you got no home at all?
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7.1.4 : A big silver dollar and a little cent rolling along togther they went
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7.1.5 : A gum chewing girl and a cud chewing cow, there is a difference I will allow. The difference is, I have it now, the intelligent (thoughtful) look on the face of the cow
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7.1.6 : Fat and Skinny went to bed. Fat rolled over and skinny was dead
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7.1.7 : He's (She's) mad and I'm glad
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7.1.8 : "I'm going now to run away," said little Sammy Green one day
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7.1.9 : Once a task you have begun, never leave it 'till you're done. Be the labor large or small, do it well or not at all
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7.1.10 : Betty and Belinda Ames had the pleasantest of games, was to hide from one another Marmaduke, their baby brother. .
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7.1.11 : Near the beautiful Mira River lived a minister sedate. He was courting a young lady
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7.1.12 : Daughter of mine, can you guess my dreams?
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7.1.13 : When I was a lad no bigger me dad, I came out of a payswad
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7.1.14 : Tobacco is a filthy weed because the devil sows the seed. It strains your fingers and curls your toes and makes a chimney of your nose
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7.1.15 : Fools' names and fools' faces, always appear in public places
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7.1.16 : There came along a poor man's son, who said, "I won't live like you have begun"
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7.1.17 : If all our problems were hung on a line, you'd take yours and I'd take mine
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7.1.18 : Always wanting what is not, never satisfied with what you've got
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7.1.19 : Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck
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7.1.20 : Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mother!
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7.1.21 : May your horse never stumble, your spurs never rust
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7.1.22 : Whisperin's lyin'; lyin's sin; when you get to Heaven, they won't let you in
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7.1.23 : Money walks, bull[crap] talks
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7.1.24 : It's hard for kids to always do what they are told, because they're told so much!"
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7.1.25 : One [boy] working is a boy working, two boys working is ½ a boy working, three boys working is no boys working at all
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7.1.26 : The night was dark and dreary, the moon was full of blood. There was a murder in the night a dead potato bug
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7.1.27 : Ain't you got no paper? Ain't you got no pen? Ain't you know I'm ‘bout to die from want of words from you?
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7.1.28 : Women's faults are many. Men have only two; everything they say, and everything they do
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7.1.29 : Anyone old enough to mess up, is old enough to clean up
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7.1.30 : Pot, pot, give me some pot. Forget who you are, you can be what you're not
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7.1.31 : There was an old woman, all skin and bones... (light poem about death)
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7.1.32 : Twinkle Twinkle little star
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7.1.33 : When light pulls the curtain, and pins it with a star, remember someone loves you, no matter where you are
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7.1.34 : Sunshine and shower won't last half an hour, sing before breakfast, cry before supper the Devil does it's best work after midnight
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7.1.35 : Drop a spoon, company's coming. Drop a fork, a man's coming. Drop a knife, a woman's coming
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7.1.36 : Left handed, scratch on wood, sure to be good
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7.1.37 : As a rule a man's a fool
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7.1.38 : In going throgh this world of sorrow
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7.1.39 : I see the moon, the moon sees me
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7.1.40 : 3-6-9 The goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tabacco on the street car line
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7.1.41 : Blue-eyed beauty do your moma's duty. Brown-eyed picky pie run around and tell a lie
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7.1.42 : Never a lip is kissed to pain, tha twon't put back a smile again
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7.1.43 : Some rabbits have shiny noses. I'm telling you cause you're my frienc. The reason their noses are shiny, their powder puff is on the wrong end
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7.1.44 : Up in ole Malad Valley wehre the farmers till the sod, the Jone's speak only ot the Evans's , the Evans's only to God
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7.1.45 : Once when I was only seven (Birthday poem)
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7.1.46 : Where ever you may go in life, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole
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7.1.47 : A thousand cults, a thousand credds, is one a rose, and the rest weeds?
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7.1.48 : Though your tasks are many and your rewards are few, remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you
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7.1.49 : I climbed the door and shut the stairs
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7.1.50 : The night was warm, the moon was high, all alone, just her and I
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7.1.51 : Six days a week the devil works. Works over time on Sunday and then he's ready once again
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7.1.52 : Softly, solftly, floating down, Red and Russet. Gold and Brown, in the country in the town. Fall the autumn leaves
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7.1.53 : Pot, pot, give me some pot, forget who you are, you can be what you're not
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7.1.54 : Obadire jumped in the fire
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7.1.55 : The canoe was so shallow, he jumped in the tallow
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7.1.56 : Fishie, fishie in the brook
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7.1.57 : Old Mother twitch-it had but one eye
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7.1.58 : Some folks say that a Negro won't steal
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7.1.59 : Good morning to you, good morning to you
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7.1.60 : Policie, policie don't shoot me, shot that (explitive) behind that tree, he stole money and I stole none, put him in the lock up just for fun
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7.1.61 : I used to think when I was you all girls were sweet as pie, but when I think what I thunk I think I thunk a lie
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7.1.62 : A funny bird is a pelican, he can hold more in his beak than his belly can, he can hold enough in his beak to last him a week, and I don't see how the hell he can
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7.1.63 : There was a watermelon growing on a vine there was a pickaninny wathin' it all the time
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7.1.64 : The Lord made man, man made money, money brought bees, and bees made honey
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7.1.65 : A grasshopper sitting on a sweet potato line, there was a turkey sneaking up from behind and he grabbed the grasshopper off the sweet potato line
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7.1.66 : Boil that cabbage down boy, turn, turn the old keg round, the only song I ever did sing was boil that cabbage down
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7.1.67 : If times are hard and you are blue, think of others who have worries too, just because your trials are many, don't think other haven't any
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7.1.68 : The Baggage Coach Ahead
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7.1.69 : Little Josie
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7.1.70 : Me and My Betty
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7.1.71 : My dad gave me one dollar 'cause I am his smartest son, and I swapped it for two shiny quarters, 'cause two is more than one
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7.1.72 : Education is learning the rules, experiance is learning the exceptions
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7.1.73 : The Owl and the Pussy-cat
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7.1.74 : I went to Cinncinnati to the county fair. I met a Senorita with buckles in her hair
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7.1.75 : If you have a job to do never leave it till you're through. Be the task great or small do it well or not at all
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7.1.76 : Poem by a Boulder mail puncher
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7.1.77 : A Hindu Died
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7.1.78 : I climbed up the apple treee and all the apples fell on me
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7.1.79 : Trees are green toads are brown open your mouth I'll knock you down
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7.1.80 : Starkle, starkle little twink how the heck are I think I'm not under the alka-fluence of ink-ahol all though somethinkles pink I am
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7.1.81 : There's a place in France were the alligators dance
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7.1.82 : There's a place on mars where the women smoke cigars and the men don't care so they eat their undwear
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7.1.83 : Bye, Baby, bunting daddy's gone a hunting to get a little rabbit skin to wrap his baby bunting in
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7.1.84 : Pit, pat well a day little robin flew away, where can little robin be? Gone into the cherry tree
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7.1.85 : There was an old woman lived under a hill if she's not gone she lives there still
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7.1.86 : Little Tom Tucker sang for his supper
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7.1.87 : Little robin red breast sat upon a rail needle, noodle went his head wiggle, waggle went his tail
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7.1.88 : My hat it has three corners, three corners has my hat, and had it not three corners, it would not be my hat
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7.1.89 : Whenever I see a hearse go by, I think I'll be the next to die... See also: 1.5.146
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7.1.90 : Rig-a-ma-jig ye Quaker's horn
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7.1.91 : Once there lived a pretty chicken and her friends were few
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7.1.92 : Oh do you remember sweet Nancy the cow, she crossed the Cahce Valley but we don't know how
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7.1.93 : Little Orphant Annie
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7.1.94 : A canner, exeedingly canny, one morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can anything that he can, but a canner can't can a can, can he?"
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7.1.95 : There was an old hermit named Dave who had a dead whore in his cave. She was colder than (crap), and had only one tit, but look at the money he saved
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7.1.96 : There was a young fellow named Kent who had a (explitive) so long that it was bent. To save to some trouble he put it in double, in of coming he went
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7.1.97 : There was once a lad named Kent a night in the damp he did spent he went to the john with his slashers on and found he'd already went
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7.1.98 : Girls when they went out to swim, once dressed like mother hubbard. Now they have a bolder whim: they dress more like her cupoard
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7.1.99 : Spring has sprung, fall has fell, it's saying winter now, and it's cold as (heck)
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7.1.100 : Ignore dulldays, forget the showers keep count of only shining hours
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7.1.101 : The world is like a board with holes in it
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7.1.102 : Doth thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of
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7.1.103 : Rainbow in morning, Sailor take warning, Rainbow at night, Sailor delight
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7.1.104 : Little fly upon the wall
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7.1.105 : The shooting of Dan McGrew
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7.1.106: The Louisburgh Murder
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7.1.107: My father died a month ago
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7.1.108: Have you ever been a fishin on a hot summers day
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7.1.109: Johnny go milk the ball, there's only one tit to pull
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7.1.110: Well I walked right into a bakery shop and picked a donut
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7.1.111: Crying dishes
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7.1.112: If you mean to do a thing
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7.1.113: Stork Henry with your long legs
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7.1.114: You love yourself. You think you're grand
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7.1.115: Climb a tree, quick, here comes the Bear Lake Monster
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7.1.116: Thin to win
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7.2 : Limericks
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7.2.1 : Another young man from Woonsocket. .
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7.2.2 : There was a young miss from Decatur. .
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7.2.3 : Billie Jones, the son of a brewer, saw a girl and he thought that he knew her
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7.2.4 : A man who was living in Niger, once went for a ride on a tiger
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7.2.5 : A family living in Wooster, was annoyed very much by a rooster
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7.2.6 : Another sweet gal from Fall River was sent out to purchase some liver
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7.2.7 : A cute little miss from Pawtucket had a bustle as big as a bucket
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7.2.8 : There was a man from the city that spied what he thought was a kitty
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7.2.9 : There was a girl from La Grace, who's corsets grew too tight to lace
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7.2.10 : There once was a lady from Norway who hung from her heels in the doorway
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7.2.11 : I never met an abominable snowman. .
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7.2.12 : Thunder was a big black man
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7.2.13 : There once was a lass from Madrass. .
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7.2.14 : There once was a man named Dave
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7.2.15 : Oh Marian Nancy she did a dancy
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7.2.16 : A wonderful bird is the pelican, his beak can hold more than his belly can
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7.2.17 : There once was a guy named LaVell that coached BYU football quite well
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7.2.18 : There was an old man of Black heath, who sat on his set of false teeth
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7.2.19 : Little Willy, full of glee, pushed his sister into the sea
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7.2.20 : There was an old man from Peru who dreamt he was eating his shoe
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7.2.21 : Here once was a man from Boston who bought an Austin
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7.2.22 : There was a young lady from France
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7.2.23 : Two girls up at college couldn't wait-o
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7.2.24 : There was an old lady from Norway
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7.2.25 : There was an old lady from Niger
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7.2.26 : There was a man from Rass
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7.2.27 : There once was a King who called a Budda a pig
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7.2.28 : There once was a priest from Siberia
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7.2.29 : There was a young girl named Jeanie
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7.2.30 : There once was a young lday from Lease who swallowed a package of seeds and now the poor lass has grass on her ass
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7.2.31 : A flee and a fly were in a flue said the flee to the fly "Let's see this flue" so they flee through a flaw in the flue
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7.3 : Bodily Function Rhymes and Sayings
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7.3.1 : Flatulence and Scatological
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7.3.1.1 : Wherever you may be, let your wind go free. In church or chapel, let it rattle
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7.3.1.2 : Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel so why not eat beans at every meal?
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7.3.1.3 : Here I sit all broken hearted, paid my dime and only farted. Then one day I took a chance, I saved my dime and filled my pants
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7.3.1.4 : Fart. Shooting ducks again
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7.3.1.5 : Silent but deadly
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7.3.1.6 : He who smelt it dealt it
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7.3.1.7 : Crap or fart, hope it ain't my heart
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7.3.1.8 : Order in the court, judge is eating beans
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7.3.1.9 : Milk, milk lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made
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7.3.1.10 : Excuse me sir, I was not rude, it was not for me, it was my food, and if this noise, did offend, be grateful it wasn't the other end
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7.3.1.11 : Don't be sad, don't be blue, everybodies let a few
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7.3.1.12 : It's better to fart and bear the shame, then hold it back and bear the pain
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7.3.1.13: You're a real fart smeller
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7.3.1.14: That will go over like a fart in church/temple
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7.3.1.15: Oh just gargle my balls
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7.3.2 : Urinating
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7.3.2.1 : No matter how much you whittle and dance, the last drop falls in your pants
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7.3.2.2 : If I breathe a sigh of relief, it is because I'm in the belief that when you make your bladder flatter, you'll feel just a little gladder
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7.3.2.3 : Here I am pulling you out of your nice warm cot
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7.3.2.4 : Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
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7.3.2.5 : The golden rule... You got the gold, you rule
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7.3.3 : Belching
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7.3.3.1 : I'd rather urp the burp and suffer the blame
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7.3.3.2 : Pardon me for being rude, it wasn't me it was my food
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7.3.3.3 : Better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it
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7.3.3.4 : Burp? Did you get any on ya?
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7.3.3.5 : Belch. There's a kiss for you!
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7.3.3.6 : Burp. It always tastes better the second time around
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7.3.3.7 : Burp. Save some chunks for the soup
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7.3.3.8 : Not bad manners, just good beer
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7.3.3.9 : I want the chunks, you can keep the juice
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7.3.3.10 : Burp. Bring it up again, and we'll vote on it
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7.3.3.11 : Anything natural is not to be scorned
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7.3.3.12 : Excuse me, excuse me. That was so rude. It wasn't me, it was my food. It just popped up to say, 'Hello', instead of staying down below
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7.3.3.13 : Excuse me from the bottom of my heart; if it would have come out the other end it would have been a fart
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7.3.4 : Nose
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7.3.4.1 : When you're dancing with your honey and your nose is getting runny
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7.3.4.2 : I kissed my girl the other night. 'Twas pleasure I was seeking. I missed her mouth and hit her nose and the gosh darn thing was leaking
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7.3.4.3 : You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends
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7.3.5 : Spitting
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7.3.5.1 : Order in the court, judge has got to spit. If you don't know how to swim you better get
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7.3.0 : Miscellaneous bodily function sayings
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7.4 : Rhymes and Sayings about Love, Romance, Sex, Marriage
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7.4.1 : Dear lady, be cautious of cupid; list well to the lines of this verse
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7.4.2 : My dearest darling ducky, I know your ears are mucky. I do not mind, love is blind, my dearest darling ducky
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7.4.3 : I hear ya knockin', but ya can't come in. I'm in my nightie and it's very thin
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7.4.4 : Nice night in June; star shine big moon
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7.4.5 : He's teaching her arithmetic. He said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said it was addition
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7.4.6 : The higher up the berry tree, the sweeter grow the berries. The more you hug and kiss a girl, the more she wants to marry
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7.4.7 : Temptation, temptation, John is at the station. Mary's three, all naked and bare, temptation, temptation
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7.4.8 : GI haircut, GI hat, GI this and GI that. GI love you, GI do, GI hope you love me too
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7.4.9 : Now I lay me down to sleep, I wish I had a man for keeps
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7.4.10 : He asked me for a date, I seriously objected. I knew it would be great but I might not be respected
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7.4.11 : Beware of guys with eyes of brown
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7.4.12 : I saw the train go round the bend, goodbye my lover, goodbye
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7.4.13 : There are meteors of accent, there are meteors of tone, but the very best meteor is to meet her alone
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7.4.14 : Spring on spring--offspring
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7.4.15 : She went up the winding stairs, and I went up behind her
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7.4.16 : Pregnancy: three months are dreary, three months are cheery, three months are weary
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7.4.17 : Love doesn't make the world go around, it just makes the ride worthwhile
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7.4.18 : I love you little, I love you mighty. I wish your pajamas were next to my nighty. Now don't get angry with what I have said, for I mean on the clothesline and not in bed
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7.4.19 : When you get old having sex is like trying to play pool with a rope
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7.4.20 : Oh love is a funny thing, it makes a man a fool. It takes away his appetite and wears away his tool
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7.4.21 : I sure wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
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7.4.22 : Incest is best
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7.4.23 : A lover's moon is a full moon
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7.4.24 : She had a Sunday School look in her eye, and he had a Saturday night look in his
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7.4.25 : You're not a man till you've split the black oak
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7.4.26 : Left, left, left, right, left, my panties are creeping, my bra's too tight, my head is achin', oh what a night
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7.4.27 : Mike McGee MeGann was a henpecked man
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7.4.28 : The higher the mountain the cooler the breeze; the younger the couple the tighter the squeeze
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7.4.29 : Twins are bad, triplets worse. Sleep alone, safety first
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7.4.30 : If love opens many doors, apparently we've walked into a broom closet
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7.4.31 : He's a photographer; he likes to turn off the lights and see what develops
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7.4.32 : Wow, she pulled off a snow job that out does Jack Frost
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7.4.33 : Your papa's not your papa, but your papa don't know
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7.4.34 : He who has not visited his neighbors-thinks his wife is only cook
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7.4.35 : Love kindles a flame in the heart
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7.4.36 : You can predict when water will boil but you can't predict when a man will
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7.4.37 : Love is blind
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7.4.38 : I'm going to be an old maid and teach my kids to be the same
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7.4.39 : Jane, Jane in the air, Jane loses underwear, Jane say 'Me no care, Tarzan like me better bare.'
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7.4.40 : Marriage is a wonderful institution. I would highly recommend it
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7.4.41 : He asked me for a kiss, I knew it would be bliss
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7.4.42: In the millenium
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7.4.43: Speaking of having sexual intercourse with a negro: you're not a man till you've split the black oak
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7.4.44: Fun, fun, fun was what the foolish virign sung
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7.5 : Political Rhymes and Sayings
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7.5.1 : ____'s the one; ____'s our man. ____ belongs in the garbage can. (Folder 9)
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7.5.2 : ____'s in the White House, waiting to be elected. ___'s in the garbage can waiting to be collected Who's going to win ___ is going to win
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7.5.3 : Now, it may seem this story is stretching the truth, this truly remarkable story of Ruth. (Family poem)
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7.5.4 : Spock, Spock the baby doc, leads a peace march down the block
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7.5.5 : Nut cutting
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7.5.6 : Ronald Reagan, he's no good, send him back to Hollywood
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7.5.7 : Humphrey's muskie
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7.5.8 : Whistle while you work; Hitler was a jerk; Mussolini pulled his weenie and now it doesn't work
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7.5.9 : My peanut has a first name it's J-I-M-M-Y. My peanut has a second name it's C-A-R-T-E-R. Oh, Ihate to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say, cause Jimmy Carter has a way with messing up the U.S.A
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7.5.10 : Jingle bells, Nixon smells, Kennedy's on his way
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7.5.11 : Let Oklahoma fight Japan. They took California without losing a man
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7.5.12 : The opposite of progress, is Congress
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7.5.13 : If John F. Kennedy is elected President, we'll all have to go to school on Saturday
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7.5.14 : Now we have 2 senators that think the world is flat (said in response to Mormon victory (Hatch) for the senate the day after the 76th Utah Election)
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7.5.15 : [Senator Jesse Helms] has been around since Christ was a corporal
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7.5.16 : A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders
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7.5.17 : Bureau of Lazy Men (Bureau of Land Management-BLM)
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7.5.18 : Remember Washington, Remember Lee, Remember Lincoln, who set you free
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7.5.19 : Nixon-pull out-like your father should have
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7.5.20 : Don't change Dick's in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72
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7.5.21 : Impeachment with honor
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7.5.22 : I am glad that I am an American I am glad that I am free. But I wish I was a little doggy, and Nixon was a tree
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7.5.23 : Dirty cats, dirty rats, dirty rotten Democrats
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7.5.24 : You wouldn't vote against me just because I'm a Catholic
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7.5.25: If you shake hands with my elephant, I'll kiss your ass
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7.0 : Miscellaneous
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7.0.1 : When God looked upon Adam
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7.0.2 : If wishes were fishes we'd all have a fry. See also: 6.2.4.24 and 8.i2
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7.0.3 : When I was a little girl just so high, Mama took a little stick and made me cry
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7.0.4 : Each time I pass a church I always pay a visit, so when at last I'm carried in the Lord won't say, "Who is it?"
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7.0.5 : Goodbye in fear, goodbye in sorrow, goodbye, and all in vain
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7.0.6 : Absolute knowledge have I none. . . That said he knowed when the war would end
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7.0.7 : Uncle Ben shot a hen. Jibber, jabber, amen
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7.0.8 : We don't smoke, and we don't chew, and we don't go (date) with boys that do
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7.0.9 : If you try and don't succeed, don't hang your head in shame, be smart enough to find, someone else to blame
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7.0.10 : I woke up on Monday morning, I gazed upon the wall. The spiders and the bedbugs were having a game of ball
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7.0.11 : Hitch-hike, ride a bike, up a road and down the pike
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7.0.12 : When I was a little boy, my mother kept me in, but now I'm a big boy and can fight the seargant King, I can handle a musket, and I can smoke a pipe, and I can kiss a pretty girl at 12:00 at night
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7.0.13 : A Mothers Poem
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7.0.14 : One boy, good boy
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7.0.15: Babies are wonderful, it's just too bad they don't come with a set of instructions
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7.0.16: Standing before you this evening, I feel much the same as a cow walking through a field of tall grass...utterly ticked
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8. :  Proverbs, Proverb-like Sayings, Homilies, UndatedReturn to Top

Container(s): Box 14

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8.A1 : All's fair in love and war. (Folder 1)
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8.A2 : Anything worth doing is worth doing well (right)
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8.A3 : Always face the sun and your shadow will fall behind you
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8.A4 : Another day, another dollar
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8.A5 : As long as I owe you, you will never go broke
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8.A6 : Alcohol reveals what the mind conceals
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8.A7 : An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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8.A8 : Any damn fool can play if he gets the cards
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8.A9 : Act like somebody, God doesn't take time to make nobody
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8.A10 : Anyone who walks around on cat feet will probably hear all the bad about themselves
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8.A11 : Are you working hard or hardly working?
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8.A12 : Always remember where ever you go, there you are
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8.A13 : Absence makes the heart grow fonder
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8.A14 : An idle mind/hand is the devil's workshop
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8.A15 : A man's perfection is his work
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8.A16 : A teacher affects eternity. He never knows where his influence stops
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8.A17 : As a rule man's a fool, when it's hot he wants it cool, when it's cool he wants it hot, always wanting what it's not, never wanting what he's got
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8.A18 : Action talks: talk takes the walk
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8.A19 : All a man's ways seem right to him, but the Lord weighs the heart
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8.A20 : An anybody is a potential outlet for anything
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8.A21 : Another day is more time lost
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8.A22 : As the twig is bent, so grows the tree
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8.A23 : Actions speak louder than words
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8.A24 : Aanhin pa ang damo pag patay na ang kabayo (What do you do with the hay if the horse is already dead)
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8.A25 : Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay higit pa sa malansang isda (If you don't love your national language you are worse than a smelly fish)
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8.A26 : Any fool can count the seeds in an apple, only God can count all the apples in one seed
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8.A27 : A man's reach should extend his grasp
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8.A28 : A place for everything, and everything in its place
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8.A29 : Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies
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8.A30 : Ask a person who has experience before you ask a wise man
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8.A31 : Always be in the right and then if something happens, you're not at fault
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8.A32 : After all you can do and say, it is by your numbers you are saved
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8.A33 : As the tree grows, so shall the fruit be
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8.A34 : Always put a few more sheckles with it and get the better quality, in the long run it will do a better job for you
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8.A35 : The average girl would rather have beauty than brains, because the average boy can see better than he can think
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8.A36 : A bird never flies so far but what it's tail follows it
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8.A37 : A brown Abe for your brain pattern? (A penny for your thoughts)
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8.A38 : Almost is only good in horseshoes and hand grenades
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8.A39 : A sign on the door of opportunity read-PUSH
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8.A40 : A budget is a method of worrying before you spend instead of afterward
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8.A41 : A happy home is more important than a neat, clean sink home
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8.A42 : As the sun sets if fall weather the clouds get tinged beautiful organe/reds
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8.A43 : Act your age not your shoe size
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8.A44 : Act your age not your IQ
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8.A45 : All that giltters is not gold
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8.A46 : An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper
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8.A47 : Acknowledge--and move on
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8.A48 : All you need is love, peace, and wine
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8.A49 : Anytime things appear to be going better, you've overlooked something
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8.A50 : Advice is just that
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8.A51 : Another day another ditto
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8.A52 : Anyone who walks around on cats feet, will probably hear all the bad about themselves
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8.A53 : Absence makes the heart wander
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8.A54 : Adam was but human-this explains it all
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8.A55 : A dog's nose and a maidens (behind) are always cold
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8.A56 : Aspiration is ambition
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8.A57 : The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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8.A58 : A smile isn't a very good umnrella but helps frind one to use
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8.A59 : A person who runs in place gets nowhere fast
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8.A60 : As long as you can get out of bed in the morning
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8.A61 : A friend is the present you give yourself
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8.A62 : All human wisdom is summed up in two words: wait and hope
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8.A63 : Anybody up for an expedition?
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8.A64: A house divided against itself cannot stand
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8.A65: After the donkeys have passed through
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8.B1 : Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. (Folder 2)
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8.B2 : The better the day, the better the deed
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8.B3 : Beauty is only skin deep
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8.B4 : Boys and school don't mix
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8.B5 : A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (field)
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8.B6 : Be on your toes
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8.B7 : Before marriage keep your eyes wide open; after marriage keep your eyes half closed
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8.B8 : Better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
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8.B9 : Beaus don't go where cobwebs grow. (Where cobwebs grow, there come no beaux.)
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8.B10 : Better a wee fire to warm ye than a big fire to burn ye
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8.B11 : Be good and you'll be lonely
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8.B12 : Burning the candle from both ends
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8.B13 : Busy hands are happy hands
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8.B14 : Beggars can't be choosers
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8.B15 : Birds of a feather flock together
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8.B16 : Boys will be boys
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8.B17 : Behind every smile are teeth
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8.B18 : Boredom is a state of mind
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8.B19 : The bullfrog knows more about rain than the almanac
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8.B20 : Be good, and if you can't be good, be good at it
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8.B21 : Better happy than wise
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8.B22 : Better early than late
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8.B24 : Better buy than borrow
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8.B24 : Beware of half truths; you may have the wrong half
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8.B25 : Better to be five or ten minutes late and to get there alive
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8.B26 : Birds hear day words, rats hear night words
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8.B27 : The best way to get darkness out of a room is to fill it with light
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8.B28 : Be yourself if you ever want to be somebody
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8.B29 : Borrow trouble for yourself, if that is your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbor
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8.B30 : Be wise and beware, of clothing take care
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8.B31 : Burning the midnight oil
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8.B32 : Better to know less than to know much that isn't so
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8.B33 : By the streets of by and by, we reach the house of never
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8.B34 : Better to be safe than sorry
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8.B35 : A barking dog doesn't bite until he stops
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8.B36 : The best cure is prevention
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8.B37 : Bad luck always comes in threes
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8.B38 : Bad news comes in twos
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8.B39 : The brightest things you every say are those you think about the next day
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8.B40 : Bluntness may be the sharpest tool
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8.B41 : A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work
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8.B42 : A bean in liberty is better than camfits in prison
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8.B43 : Be more than nothing and nothing more
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8.B44 : Being original is nice, being yourself is better
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8.B45 : Borrow trouble for yourself if that's yournature, but don't lend it to your neighbors
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8.B46 : A burnt child dreads the fire
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8.B47 : Brief pleasure and a long period of remorse
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8.B48 : Be good and have fun, if you can't be good, at least have fun
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8.B49 : Better late than never
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8.B50 : Be good and say your prayers and when you die you'll go to Texas
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8.B51 : Be careful about how many Macadamia nuts you eat
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8.B52 : The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray
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8.B53 : Be good, and if you can't be good be careful, and if you can't be careful, name it after me
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8.B54 : A big head has a big headache
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8.B55 : Be aware of that which grows next to you
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8.B56 : Don't throw the baby out with the bath water
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8.B57 : If you don't live it, you don't believe it
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8.B58 : Beauty is, beauty does
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8.B59 : Brevity is the soul of wit
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8.C1 : A change is as good as a rest. (Folder 3)
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8.C2 : Curiosity killed the cat
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8.C3 : Chase a boy and he'll run away
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8.C4 : Cold hands warm heart
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8.C5 : Children should be seen and not heard
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8.C6 : The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want at the moment
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8.C7 : Clean teeth and fresh breath make for a better athlete
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8.C8 : Change the name and not the letter, change for worse and not for better
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8.C9 : The calm before the storm
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8.C10 : The cow doesn't miss her tail till fly-time
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8.C11 : Cars and school don't mix
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8.C12 : A Constipated brain often leads to diarrhea in the mouth
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8.C13 : Cut hair in the dark brings sorrow to your heart
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8.C14 : Cheaters never prosper
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8.C15 : Cleanliness is next to Godliness
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8.C16 : Clam diggers walk with bare feet down the wrong side of the road
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8.C17 : The common man is no longer common, and is getting less common all the time
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8.C18 : It's a cinch by the inch, but hard by the yard
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8.C19 : A crown of a brave promise is fulfillment
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8.C20 : Clean the corners, and the middle will take care of itself
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8.C21 : Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
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8.C22 : Change is good for the soul. It keeps life exciting
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8.C23 : A cow pie is paradise for a fly
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8.C24 : Conscience is the still small voicec that makes us feel still smaller
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8.C25 : Chance favors the prepared mind
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8.C26 : A closed mind, like a closed room, can be awfully stuffy
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8.C27 : The canary that sings int he morning is eaten by the cat in the afternoon
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8.C28 : Care and not fine stables makes a good horse
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8.C29 : Come hell or high water
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8.C30 : Competition causes curisoty
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8.C31 : Colleges and insane aslums are both mental instutions in a way. But one has to show improvement to gradutate from an asylum
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8.C32 : Can't dance, to wet to plow; chicken all died, and ma's pregnant
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8.C33 : A cow will need his tail more than one time to fan flies out of his (explitive)
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8.C34 : Cleanliness is next to Godliness--welcome to Purgatory
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8.C35 : College is a place to keep warm between high school and marriage
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8.C36 : Carpe diem
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8.C37 : Count your blessings
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8.D1 : Don't cry over spilt milk
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8.D2 : Don't get so broad that you can't get through the narrow gate
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8.D3 : Don't count your chickens before they're hatched
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8.D4 : Don't choke on the tail
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8.D5 : Do unto others as others shall do unto you
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8.D6 : Don't take ten minutes to boil a three minute egg
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8.D7 : Different strokes for different folks
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8.D8 : The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys
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8.D9 : Do not worry about tomorrow, because you do not even know what may happen today
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8.D10 : Don't believe everything you hear and only half you see
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8.D11 : The darkest hour comes just before the dawn
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8.D12 : Damned if you do, damned if you don't
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8.D13 : Do it right the first time so you won't have to do it again
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8.D14 : Don't get the butter too close to the fire
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8.D15 : Don't fall in love with someone who isn't nice to animals and old people
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8.D16 : Don't judge another person until you have walked in their shoes
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8.D17 : Don't fight forces, use them
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8.D18 : Don't be sure of something unless you've gone over it seven times. (Japanese)
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8.D19 : Don't buy a pig in a poke
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8.D20 : Don't let your feelings of the moment get mixed up with your long range goals
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8.D21 : A drunk man tells no lies
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8.D22 : Don't get even, get ahead
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8.D23 : Don't ask someone to do something for you that you can do for yourself
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8.D24 : The devil knows more for being old than for being devil
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8.D25 : Don't cut your nose off just to spite your face
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8.D26 : Don't break you(r) left arm patting yourself on the back
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8.D27 : Doing nothing for others is the melody of ourselves
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8.D28 : Do as I say, not as I do
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8.D29 : The drunk and the sinner freeze even in the thickest coat
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8.D30 : Don't put off tomorrow what you can do today
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8.D31 : Doing good to others is not a duty, it is a joy for it increases your health and happiness
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8.D32 : Don't try to avoid the mistakes your parents make. You'll only make the same mistakes your grandparents made
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8.D33 : Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it
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8.D34 : Don't do evil because when a father eats salt his son is thirsty
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8.D35 : Dead men tell no lies
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8.D36 : Don't bite its hand that feeds you
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8.D37 : Don't judge lest you be judged
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8.D38 : Don't knock it unless you have tried it
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8.D39 : Do not wait for great things but do little things well
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8.D40 : Do the best you can with what you have
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8.D41 : Don't try to live forever you will not succeed
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8.D42 : Do what you love doing, and you'll never work a day in your life
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8.D43 : Don't jump ship in the middle of the stream
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8.D44 : Don't sacrifice what you want most for what you want at the moment
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8.D45 : Did you take your crazy pills to day?
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8.D46 : Do it nice or do it twice
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8.D47 : Don't get your panties in a bundle
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8.D48 : Don't worry about the middle, butter the edges
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8.D49 : During a storm you should seek shelter under a tree and not clouds
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8.D50 : Don't count your consequence-eggs until they hatch
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8.D51 : Don't accept mediocrity; learn to excell
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8.D52 : Don't exercize; you only have so many steps
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8.D53 : Disobediance always brings sorrow
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8.D54 : Don't kick over your buck of milk
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8.D55 : Do what you do, do with your might. Things done by half are never done right
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8.D56 : Don't do anything I wouldn't do and if you do name it after me
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8.D57 : Different strokes for different folks
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8.D58 : Don't kick against the bricks
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8.D59 : Don't sweat it - sweetheart
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8.D60 : Don't put all your eggs in one basket
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8.D61 : Don't open your shirt or your heart will fall out
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8.D62 : Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education
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8.D63 : Dieting is triumph of the mind over the platte
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8.D64 : The difficult age has come and lit: I'm too tired to work and too poor to quit
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8.D65 : Don't squat with your spurs on
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8.D66 : Don't take any wooden nickles
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8.D67 : Don't cross a bridge, till you get there
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8.D68 : Don't jump off the handle
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8.D69 : Don't loose your temper without knowing the consequences of the result
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8.D70 : Do that which pays dividends
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8.D71 : A donkey always praises his own tale
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8.D72 : Don't shirk your work, for the sake of a dream. A fish in the dish, is worth ten in the stream
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8.D73 : Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up
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8.D74 : Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer
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8.D75 : Don't try to live too many days at a time
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8.D76 : Don't put the cart before the horse
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8.D77 : Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row/swim out and meet it
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8.D78 : Don't let your feelings of the moment get mixed up with your long-range goals
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8.D79 : Don't put off tomorrow what can be done today
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8.D80 : Boy, it doesn't matter how big the dog is in the fight, it's how big the fight is in the dog
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8.D81 : Don't end up going through the forest and coming out wihtout a tree
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8.D83: Do it like the professionals
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8.E1 : Each generation is better than the last. (Folder 5)
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8.E2 : Every dog has its day
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8.E3 : Early to rise starts the day right
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8.E4 : The easy way makes men and rivers crooked
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8.E5 : The end justifies the means
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8.E6 : Even though you're on the right track, if you don't get moving, you'll get run over
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8.E7 : An eye for an eye will only make all Indians blind. (Mahatma Gandhi)
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8.E8 : Early to bed, early to rise, makes a person healthy, wealthy and wise
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8.E9 : Every man needs a wife, because sooner or later you'll find something that you just can't blame the government for
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8.E10 : An empty wagon has always rattled the most
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8.E11 : Every dark cloud has a silver lining
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8.E12 : Even an old barn looks better painted
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8.E13 : Even a dog will find a stick if he walks far enough
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8.E14 : An empty shed needs no roof
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8.E15 : Everybody's bag of rocks is heavy
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8.E16 : To err is human, but wearing out the eraser before the pencil is going too far
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8.E17 : Egotism is the art of seeing qualities in yourself which others cannot see
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8.E18 : Every man has his price
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8.E19 : Early birds get the worm, worms that get early are for the birds
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8.E20 : Eyes that don't see, feel less
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8.E21 : Eat it down to the flowers
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8.E22 : En Boca Cerrada no entran Moscas
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8.E23 : Every man complains of his memory, but no man of his judgement
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8.E24 : Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it
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8.E25 : Everybody who got to where he is had to begin where he was
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8.E26 : Empty the mind of evil by filling it with good
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8.E27 : Experience is the mother of sciences
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8.E28 : Expect the unexpected
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8.E29 : To err is human; to forgive is not departmental policy
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8.E30 : Expect the unexpected
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8.E31 : Even a clock that doesn't work, is right twice a day
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8.E32 : Everything happens for a reason
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8.E33 : Each struggle builds its own benefits
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8.E34 : Each mother thinks her crow is the blackest
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8.E35 : Enough to tide over in case of a pinch
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8.E36 : Ever stich sewn on Sunday will have to be unpicked with your nose in heaven
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8.E37 : Everyone seems to walk like they've got a board up their (explitive)
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8.E38 : East, West, home is best
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8.E39 : Even monkeys fall from trees
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8.E40 : Energy begets energy
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8.E41 : Easier said than done
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8.E42 : Either get your head out of your butt or get a glass belt buckle
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8.E43 : Every crow thiks hers is the blackest
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8.E44 : Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you all day
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8.E45: Empty tin cans rattle
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8.F1 : The frost will bring the piggy home. (Folder 6)
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8.F2 : First relative is your neighbor
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8.F3 : Fire to boil; coals to broil
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8.F4 : The faint hearted man never gets the fair lady
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8.F5 : The fish who leaves the protection of the school, is the one who gets eaten by the shark
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8.F6 : Fish and guests stink after three days
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8.F7 : Familiarity breeds contempt
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8.F8 : There are many fish in the sea/ocean
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8.F9 : A family that prays together stays together
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8.F10 : Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without
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8.F11 : Fools walk where angels fear to tread
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8.F12 : Friends don't need explanations and enemies won't accept them
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8.F13 : Fools and children should never see anything half done
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8.F14 : For every minute you're angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness
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8.F15 : A floor without a rug is like a kiss without a hug
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8.F16 : Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, say more, hate less, love more, and all good things are yours
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8.F17 : Fly while you still have wings
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8.F18 : The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns you more than him
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8.F19 : Forwarned is forearmed
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8.F20 : (The) First hundred years are the worst
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8.F21 : Failure is not the worst thing in the world; the very worst thing is not to try
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8.F22 : For most young couples, curbing their emotions means parking
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8.F23 : Fit to be tied
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8.F24 : Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest
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8.F25 : Fortune is as brittle as glass
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8.F26 : For instance isn't proof
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8.F27 : A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he was meant to be
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8.F28 : Fire at one end and fool at the other
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8.F29 : For the man who has everything: a calendar to remind him when the payments are due
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8.F30 : A fartin' man is always tiredd and a fartin' horse never is
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8.F31 : Fool names and fools faces are often found in public places
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8.F32 : From one watering a tree doth not grow
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8.F33 : Finder's keepers, loser's weepers
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8.F34 : A friend in need is a friend indeed
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8.F35 : A family that works together stays together
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8.F36 : Full of piss and vinegar
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8.F37 : Fake It
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8.F38 : Twisted Proverb
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8.F39 : Keep your face to the sunshine, you'll never see the shadows
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8.G1 : A guy can put his hand as far up a girl's leg as her skirt comes down without feeling guilty. (Folder 7)
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8.G2 : A giggle a day keeps the glums away
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8.G3 : A good horse is one who farts good, and by the same way you can tell a good man
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8.G4 : The guy who dies with the most toys wins
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8.G5 : God gave us two ends, one to sit on and one to use, your success depends on the one you choose, heads you win, tails you lose
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8.G6 : The greatest leaders are always the greatest servers first
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8.G7 : Grass doesn't grow on a race-track
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8.G8 : Good fences make good neighbors
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8.G9 : Good from far, but far from good
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8.G10 : God love you (Irish)
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8.G11 : God is not dead or sick
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8.G12 : Gray hair is a sign of wisdom
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8.G13 : The Grass is always greener on the other side
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8.G14 : Go big or go home
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8.G15 : Gentle as a dead pig, is what the man said. But when I got on him, that pig wasn't dead
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8.G16 : Go straight to the heart of danger, there you will find safety
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8.G17 : Get back on the horse
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8.G18 : Good things come in little packages
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8.G19 : Greed opens the doors of trouble
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8.G20 : Give a person a loaf of bread, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to make bread, and he'll be able to eat the rest of his life
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8.G21 : Good luck doing it better
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8.G22 : God gave us two eyes, two ears, and one mouth so that we could see twice and hear twice before we speak
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8.G23 : A good example is the best sermon
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8.G24 : Great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about things, only small minds talk about people
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8.G25 : A girl will stand on a chair and scream at the sight of a mouse, but will get into a car with a wolf
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8.G26 : To give and forgive is a good way to live
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8.G27 : A good clock never strikes before the hour
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8.G28 : Get as much education as you possibly can
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8.G29 : Get tough or get smarter
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8.G30 : Give it to the wind and let the rain settle it
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8.G31 : God watches over children and fools
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8.G32 : Goin' to hell on wheels
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8.G33 : Guild a lilly
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8.G34 : Go tell your mother she wants you
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8.G35 : Good mind, good find
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8.G36 : A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be right ther with you saying "Dang, that was fun!"
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8.G37 : The good Lord gave you a brain and a behind, you need to use one to save the other
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8.G38 : Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime
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8.G39 : Getting old is not for sissies
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8.G40 : Good things come to those who wait
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8.G41 : Great oaks from little acorns grow, great aches from little toe corns grow
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8.G42 : A guy with money to burn has a chance of finding a perfect match
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8.G43 : God is a just judge
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8.G44 : O God if there is a God bless my soul if I have a soul
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8.G45 : Gotta group my poop
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8.G46 : Good trees bring forth good fruit
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8.G47 : The grass or the other side of the fence is always greener
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8.G48 : Great oaks from little acorns grow
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8.G49 : God loves you and so do I
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8.G50 : God taker ker o'fools an' idgits
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8.G51 : Good friends are one of life's greatest blessings, don't give them up without a fight
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8.G52 : The greater serves the lesser
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8.G53 : Great minds think alike
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8.G54 : Guilt by association
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8.G55 : Good, better, best never let it rest 'til the good is better and the better is best
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8.G56 : Getting old is not golden, it's like a rusty bucket
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8.G57: Give a person an inch and they will take a mile
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8.G58: Give a man a handout, feed him for a day. Give a man a handicap, feed him for a lifetime
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8.H1 : Haste makes waste. (Folder 8)
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8.H2 : Honor to him to whom honor belongs. (Finnish)
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8.H3 : He who does a good turn should never remember it; he who receives a good turn should never forget it
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8.H4 : A hole in the bread means jam in the hand
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8.H5 : He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted
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8.H6 : Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, take what comes
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8.H7 : The hurrier I go, the behinder I get
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8.H8 : He who marries for money earns it
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8.H9 : He who buys what he does not need will someday need what he cannot buy
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8.H10 : Hindsight is better than foresight
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8.H11 : He who gathers his own fire wood warms himself twice
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8.H12 : Hang on to your temper: the emptier the teakettle the quicker it boils
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8.H13 : Happy are thou who dream dreams and have the courage to play the part to make the dreams come true
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8.H14 : If you want to be happy for an hour, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a week, get married. If you want to be happy forever, learn to fish
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8.H15 : Here a man can keep his horizons within reach
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8.H16 : He who hesitates is lost (waits)
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8.H17 : He that riseth late must trot all day
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8.H18 : He who is impatient, waits twice
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8.H19 : How can we pay for (today and) tomorrow if we can't pay for today, today?
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8.H20 : He who knows, and knows he knows, is wise-follow . . . He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is a child-teach him
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8.H21 : He who has bad breath walks alone
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8.H22 : He that flies from his own family has far to travel
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8.H23 : Honesty is the best policy
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8.H24 : Hungry bellies have no ears
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8.H25 : Hunger is a good cook
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8.H26 : He who lives in a glass house should dress in basement
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8.H27 : Hunger maketh the best sauce
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8.H28 : He who speaks words that he shouldn't will hear things that he won't like
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8.H29 : He who laughs last, laughs best
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8.H30 : He who does no good for others does no good for himself
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8.H31 : He who has never made a mistake has never been a success
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8.H32 : He who speaks loudest, usually has the least to say
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8.H33 : Home is where the heart is
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8.H34 : He who teaches me a letter, owns me as a slave
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8.H35 : He who limps always blames it on the rocks on the road
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8.H36 : A hypocrite is like a pin; it points in one direction, yet heads in the other
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8.H37 : A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it
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8.H38 : A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning
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8.H39 : He that would live in peace and ease must not speak all he knows, nor judge all he sees
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8.H40 : A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment
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8.H41 : He who gives up a friendship for ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes. (Arabic)
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8.H42 : He who builds no castles in the air, builds no castles anywhere
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8.H43 : The heaviest burden you will ever carry is the chip on your shoulder
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8.H44 : He will probably flutter from flower to flower and end up in a big cow turd
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8.H46 : The hand that lifts the cup of cheer, should never be used to shift the gear
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8.H47 : A hick town is one where there is no place to go that you shouldn't be
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8.H48 : Honey, one man's trash truly is another man's treasure
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8.H49 : Hospitality is the art of making somebody feel at home when you wish they were
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8.H50 : He who blows his stack adds to the world's pollution
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8.H51 : Humor is the hole that lets sawdust out of a stuffed shirt
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8.H52 : Husband and wife in glass house better fight in basement
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8.H53 : Halibut is halibut, and not to be flung out the window, but coaxed down stairs a step at a time
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8.H54 : They have a rough kick of the cat
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8.H55 : He who laughs easily, also cries easily
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8.H56 : Honest Injun
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8.H57 : Hopes are dreams and future is hope
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8.H58 : Happiness is a good thing and a long face won't get it
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8.H59 : Hate is prolonged from suicide
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8.H60 : How come I haven't got time to do it right, but I always have time to do it over
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8.H61 : Heads up, Heals down, Hearts high
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8.H62 : He who's not busy being born is busy dyin'
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8.H63 : He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day
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8.i1 : It will all come out in the wash. (Folder 9)
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8.i2 : If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. See also: 6.2.4.24 and 7.0.2
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8.i3 : I have to bite the sour apple. (German)
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8.i4 : I will praise the guy and I will kneel down to his legs who criticizes me. (India)
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8.i5 : It is a silly dog that bites itself
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8.i6 : It is better to carry a rifle twenty years and not need it, than to need it for twenty minutes and not have it
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8.i7 : It is better to go twice a laughing than once a crying
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8.i8 : It bothers, but it doesn't stop me. (Venezuela)
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8.i9 : If it's not one thing, it's another
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8.i10: It is better to be alone than in bad company. (South American)
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8.i11 : If they haven't seen it before, they won't know what it is; and if they have, why look?
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8.i12 : If you lie down with fleas, you'll come up a dog
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8.i13 : If you want to kill time, work it to death
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8.i14 : It's not the hair, but what's underneath that counts
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8.i15 : It goes on like this for years and years and gradually gets worse
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8.i16 : If you sing before breakfast, you'll cry before night
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8.i17 : If you can't take the heat (If it gets too hot), get out of the kitchen
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8.i18 : If you look back too much, soon you will be heading in that direction
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8.i19 : If the shoe fits, wear it
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8.i20 : It is just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man
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8.i21 : If you're not the lead dog, the scenery will never change
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8.i22 : It's not the mountain that will get you, it's the little rock in your moccasin that will
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8.i23 : If you're going to dance all night, you have to pay the fiddler
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8.i24 : If you fail to prepare you prepare to fail
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8.i25 : If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
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8.i26 : If it's not broken, don't fix it
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8.i27 : If you don't have it by the age of seven, you won't have it by the age of seventy
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8.i28 : If you want a good calf, look at the cow. (German)
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8.i29 : If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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8.i30 : If you don't get it, you don't want it bad enough
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8.i31 : If your worry has a solution, why worry? If it doesn't have a solution, why worry?
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8.i32 : If everyone knew what everyone says about everyone, no one would speak to anyone
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8.i33 : If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there
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8.i34 : It's not what you know, but who you know
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8.i35 : If you think education is expensive consider the cost of ignorance
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8.i36 : If you can't do good, don't do it
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8.i37 : It ain't the years, it's the miles
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8.i38 : If you carry a new-born calf a half mile everyday, you'll be able to carry it a half mile when it is fully grown
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8.i39 : If you say your prayers, and believe in what you are about to do, it will always work out
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8.i40 : I had no shoes and complained until I met a man who had no feet
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8.i41 : If you burn a candle too much at both ends, you will have a short wick very soon in life
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8.i42 : If you mess with the bull, you get the horns
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8.i43 : It is better to aim at the sun and miss, than to aim at a cow pie and hit it
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8.i44 : It's better to be rich and famous than poor
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8.i45 : It is better for a poor belly to burst, than for good food to go to waste
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8.i46 : If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it is yours; if it doesn't, it was never meant to be. (Persian)
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8.i47 : "I can't" is a slugger too lazy to try
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8.i48 : It doesn't matter how early you get up, the sun still sets at the same time
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8.i49 : It is better to wear out than rust out
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8.i50 : It is better to try and fail than not try at all
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8.i51 : It's life and only life
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8.i52 : If you're cross when you're hungry, you've got a Scottish stomach
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8.i53 : It is better to hold on to something you know you have, than to give risk it
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8.i54 : If you want to leave your footprints in the sands of time, you must wear the work boots
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8.i55 : If love is a dream, then marriage is a nightmare
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8.i56 : It's good to pick your friends but not to pieces
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8.i57 : It never rains, but what it pours
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8.i58 : If you put your brains in a tea cup, they'd rattle around like marbles in a 2 qt. dipper
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8.i59 : If you can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch
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8.i60 : It's not making the mistake, it's how you face the problem
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8.i61 : It's not dirty until it drops twice
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8.i62 : It's a great life if you don't weaken
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8.i63 : If March comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb
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8.i64 : If the rooster crows on the manure pile, then the weather will stay the way it is
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8.i66 : It doesn't really matter that ye like it, 'tis only important that ye do it
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8.i67 : If you don't go when you've got to go, when you go to go, you see you've already gone
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8.i68 : If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm
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8.i69 : If you work diligently to sharpen steel, someday it will become a needle
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8.i70 : If something seems too good to be true, it usually is
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8.i71 : If you're careful and take good care of your equipment, you never get any new stuff
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8.i72 : It's better to have it and not need it then need it and not have it
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8.i73 : Illness comes on a racehorse but departs on foot. Painful illnesses are less dangerous than painless ones
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8.i74 : It is a greater compliment to be trusted than to be loved
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8.i75 : It is interesting that no one is completely useless even the worst of us can serve as a horrible example
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8.i76 : If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will come
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8.i77 : It is easier to keep up than to catch up
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8.i78 : It is impossible to burn a candle at both ends for a long time
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8.i79 : Industry keeps the mind clean and the body healthy
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8.i80 : Ill wind blows no good
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8.i81 : Ignorance shuts its eyes and imagines it is right
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8.i82 : If you cry a lot you'll pee less
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8.i83 : It's better to dwell in the corner of an attic than with a contentious woman in a wide house
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8.i84 : If you don't know where you're going, then anyplace will do
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8.i85 : It takes a big dog to weight a ton
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8.i86 : If the balance of the world became upside down, it would make the speaker equal to the dumb
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8.i87 : If you are about to die and have in your hand a seedling-plant it
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8.i88 : In times of trouble the devil also eats flies
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8.i89 : If you can't be awinner, then make the fellow ahead break a record
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8.i90 : It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong
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8.i91 : If you follow an ugly kid home from school, you'll find two ugly parents
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8.i92 : It's always darkness before the dawn
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8.i93 : If our parents don't ave childre, neither will you
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8.i94 : It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
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8.i95 : If something can go wrong, it will
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8.i96 : If you cannot be a star you need not be a cloud
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8.i97 : If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything
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8.i98 : It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
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8.i99 : If you can't build, don't knock
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8.i100 : It's not how you fall, but how graceful you get up
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8.i101 : If you would reap praise, you must sow the seeds; gentle words and useful deeds
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8.i102 : If you do what you should not, youmust bear what you would not
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8.i103 : It is wise not to seek a secret, and honest not to reveal it
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8.i104 : It takes two to discover truth; one to utter it, and the other to understand it
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8.i105 : If you don't gamble you'll never win
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8.i106 : I've seen many a ready Teddy become a ruined bruin
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8.i107 : It's better to have a friend in Hell than to be a stranger in Heaven
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8.i108 : If another man steps to a different drummer, let him step to the beat in which he hears
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8.i109 : It's not who you are, it's who you know
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8.i110 : If you don't like the weather now, wait five minutes
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8.i111 : The innocent are always caught up in the punishment of the guilty
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8.i112 : If at first you don't succeed, try try again. See also: 5.5.22
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8.i113 : It's a long, lonely road from the cradle to the grave
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8.i114 : Ignore dull days, forget the showers, keep count of only shining hours
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8.i115 : If you can't run with the Big Dogs, stay on the porch
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8.i116 : It's a long road without any turns
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8.i117 : If the wind ever stopped the people in Milford would fall down
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8.i118 : It goes in one ear and out the other
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8.i119 : If you step on a cricket, you'll have a thousand and one to replace it
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8.i120 : If you were young when you were old, and you were old when you were young, you would always be middle aged
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8.i121 : If one is good, than more is better
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8.i122 : If your looking for something to turn up, try your sleeve!
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8.i123 : If more men were self starters, fewer women would have to be cranks
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8.i124 : I've saved some sunlight if you should ever need a place away from darkness
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8.i125 : If you can smile at yourself in the morning the rest of the day is lit
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8.i126 : It's all over but the tears
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8.i127 : If you stay with fire you get burned
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8.i128 : I wouldn't crap you, your my favorite turd
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8.i129 : It is better to have been burned than to have been hot at all
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8.i130 : If a mans brain were bigger than his balls, there would be less writing on crap house walls
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8.i131 : If skirts keep getting shorter, and March winds don't behave, there'll be two more cheeks to powder, and one more place to shave
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8.i132 : It may be so, but I don't know, it sounds so very queer
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8.i133 : I'm just a cock-eyed optimist, and yer jest plain cock-eyed
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8.i134 : If you wallow in a pigpen, you will both get dirty but the pig will like it
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8.i135 : It takes one to know one
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8.i136 : Idle hands are the devil's workshop
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8.i137 : If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all be a bunch of fatties
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8.i138 : If a job is worth doing then it's worth doing well the first time
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8.i139 : It's where everybody knows everybody else's business and reads the papers only to see if they got caught at it
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8.i140 : If at first you don't succeed, look at it this way-you failed
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8.i141 : I think; therefore I am
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8.i142 : It's better to be pissed off than be pissed on
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8.i143 : In life you get one good dog, one good horse and one good wife
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8.i144 : It takes a lot of experience to make a life
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8.i145 : In this life, you have no better...and damn few equals
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8.i146 : I can't is a slugger to lazy to try
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8.i147 : If you fail to plan, you plan to fail
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8.i148 : If the mountain won't come to Mohommad, then Mohommad will go to the mountian
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8.i149 : If you don't have half your days work dont by 10 am you won't get the other half done
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8.i150 : I'm at a metallic age. I've got silver in my hair, gold in my teeth and lead in my rear
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8.i151 : If you get two Swedes together they fight, if you get three or more they sing!
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8.i152 : In like a lion, out like a lamb
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8.i153 : Forgiveness vs. Permission
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8.i154 : A Peanut
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8.i155 : Raisins
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8.i156 : I have a dumb head but a smart stomache
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8.i157 : If you want something done, you've got to do it yourself!
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8.i158 : If you don't like the weather now, wait five minutes
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8.i159 : If you have slader to say about someone, write it near the shore's edge so that the water will wash it away
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8.i160 : It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make it to heaven
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8.i161 : If you set out on a journey of ten miles, remember that nine miles is only half-way
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8.i162 : It doesn't matter which rung of the ladder you are on, as long as you have leaned it against the right wall
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8.i163 : If you're going to play, you've got to pay
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8.i164 : It's better to recieve than give
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8.i165 : It is better than a kick in the pants!
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8.i166 : It you're looking, you'll never find
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8.i167 : If you want to grow strong like Popeye, eat your spinich
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8.J1 : Just between you, me, and the gatepost. (Folder 1)
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8.J2 : Joy is not in things, it is in us
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8.J3 : Just goes to show that you can't trust anyone
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8.J4 : Jealousy is hypocrisy
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8.J5 : The joyfulness of man prolongeth his days
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8.J6 : The journey of a thousand miles starts with one step
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8.J7 : Just because there's snow on the rooftop doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the fireplace
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8.J8 : There's a Jack for every Jill
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8.J9 : A job worth doing is worth doing right
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8.J10 : Jack of all trades, master of none
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8.J11 : What's the difference between a good job and a bad job? Five minutes
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8.K1 : Knowledge does not come in clean packages, nor does it easily fit into academic pigeonholes. (Folder 2)
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8.K2 : Kissin' don't last, good cookin' do
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8.K3 : Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut
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8.K4 : Kindness is like newly fallen snow- it covers everything it falls on
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8.K5 : Keeping quiet is golden
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8.K6 : Kiss your mother with that mouth?
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8.K7 : Keep your nose in your own business or you'll turn crazy as a duck on a frozen pond
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8.K8 : Kill two birds with one stone
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8.K9 : Knowledge is one thing that doesn't become secondhanded when used
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8.K10 : Keep your shoulder to the wheel, your nose to the grindstone, your eyes on the ball. Now, try to work in that position
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8.L1 : Lazy people always have to work the hardest. (Folder 3)
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8.L2 : A little bird told me
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8.L3 : Little things please little minds
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8.L4 : Laziness, did I ever offend you, get up from my work to attend you
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8.L5 : Life's a [expletive]
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8.L6 : Lucky in cards, unlucky in love
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8.L7 : The long way is the short way
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8.L8 : The Lord protects little children, drunks and fools
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8.L9 : A lady is a lady no matter where she is
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8.L10: Life's a virgin. If it were a [expletive], it would be easy
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8.L11 : Let your wind blow free wherever you be, for the want of a fart was the death of me
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8.L12 : Long may your chimney smoke. (Scottish)
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8.L13 : Little pictures have big ears
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8.L14 : The Lord helps those who help themselves
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8.L15 : Life is long
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8.L16 : Leaflets three, let it be
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8.L17 : Lies have short legs
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8.L18 : Look before you leap
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8.L19 : Less said, less mended
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8.L20 : Life is what happens to you when you are making other plans
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8.L21 : Like there isn't a pepper that isn't hot, there isn't a woman that isn't jealous of her husband
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8.L22 : Laugh and eat hearty, for we know not what the morrow may bring
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8.L23 : (A) long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough
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8.L24 : Life will either make you better or bitter and it better not make you bitter
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8.L25 : (A) liar is a thief and a thief is a liar
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8.L26 : Love wasn't put in your heart to stay, love isn't love 'til you give it away
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8.L27 : Learn by your mistakes, you will never live long enough to make all of them
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8.L28 : Let there be many windows in your soul so that all the glory of the universe may beautify it
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8.L29 : It's life and life only
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8.L30 : If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
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8.L31 : Life passes through man, man does not pass through life
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8.L32 : A little explained, a little endured, a little forgiven, the quarrel is cured
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8.L33 : Life outside can be difficult, life within can be the way you want it, but life without you is no life at all
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8.L34 : Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone
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8.L35 : Love is like a bee; it can light on a rose as well as a cow turd
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8.L36 : Low to high, clear blue sky. High to low, look out below
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8.L37 : The laddies don't make passes at the lassies who wear glasses
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8.L38 : Love your friends and love them well,but to your friends no secrets tell, for if your friends becomes your foe, your secrets everyone will know
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8.L39 : The less you bet, the more you lose when you win
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8.L40 : Little ears have big ears
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8.L41 : Life is God's gift to us; what we do with life is our gift to God
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8.L42 : Little boys that play with matches, wet their beds
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8.L43 : Lets go drink a few beers and make someting out of ourselves
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8.L44 : love is the feeling you feel when your feeling the feeling your feeling and want to feel it some more
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8.L45 : The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, love isn't love until you give it away
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8.L46 : Love it or leave it
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8.L47 : Life is a bowl of cherries, it's the pitts
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8.L48 : The Lord gave us two ends- one to sit on, the other to think with. Success is determined by which end we use the most-heads you win, tails you loose
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8.L49 : Life's tough
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8.L50 : Life by the yard is hard by the inch it's a cinch
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8.L51 : Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught
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8.L52 : Little pitchers have big eyes
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8.L53 : Never lend your car, your guns, your camera and your women, in that order
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8.L54 : Learn to listen and listen to learn
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8.L55 : Life is what you make it
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8.L56 : Life is short, live it up
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8.L57 : Locomotive is a crazy reason for doing it
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8.L58 : Love is like the hour glass: as the heart falls the head empties
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8.L59 : Look out for the tongue, it's in a wet place and it may slip
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8.L60 : Let it ride
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8.L61 : Life goes on
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8.L62 : Lock the stable when the horse is gone
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8.L63 : Love is like the hour glass, as the heart fills, the head empties
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8.L64 : Labeling is disabling
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8.L65 : Little kettles have big ears
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8.L66 : Loose lips, sink ships
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8.L67 : The longest way around is the sweetest way home
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8.L68 : Laugh now, Cry later
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8.L69: Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and lose yourself
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8.L70 : Live and let live
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8.L71: Life without God is like an unsharpedned pencil, it has no point
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8.M1 : Mind your p's and q's. (Folder 4)
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8.M2 : Monkey see, monkey do
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8.M3 : Men are like streetcars: for every one you miss, there'll be another one along in fifteen minutes
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8.M4 : The mantle of leadership is not the work (robe) of comfort but rather the robe of responsibility
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8.M5 : Make love not war
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8.M6 : Marriage is not just finding the right person, it is being the right person
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8.M7 : May there be just enough clouds in your life to cause a happy sunset
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8.M8 : May the road rise to meet you
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8.M9 : Money is the root of all evil
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8.M10: Marriage is just like a hot shower, once you get in and get used to it, it's not so hot
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8.M11 : The more you stir in [crap], the more it stinks
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8.M12 : The measure of a man is how he treats those who can do him absolutely no good
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8.M13 : Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver, the other gold
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8.M14 : The more you know, the more you know you don't know
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8.M15 : Many hands make light work
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8.M16 : The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
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8.M17 : A man with a thick head makes for a thin conversation
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8.M18 : A man works from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done
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8.M19 : Make haste slowly
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8.M20 : Man who walks on hill is not on the level
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8.M21 : A mistake is evidence that someone tried
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8.M22 : Marijuana is the only grass capable of mowing down the gardner
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8.M23 : Most people are in favor of progress, it's the changes they don't like
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8.M24 : Man proposes, God disposes
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8.M25 : Misfortune never comes single
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8.M26 : Man who eats many prunes, sits on toilet for many moons
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8.M27 : A man convinced against his mill is of the same opinion still
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8.M28 : Morning glow brings bad weather, evening glow brings good weather
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8.M29 : A man who chops his own wood, gets warm twice
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8.M30 : My own teeth before my relatives
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8.M31 : Men are beasts and not even beasts behave as they do
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8.M32 : Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill
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8.M33 : Mind over matter, if you don't mind, it won't matter
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8.M34 : Where much is given, much is expected
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8.M35 : The more you procrastinate or wait, the more difficult the job becomes
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8.M36 : Misery loves company
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8.M37 : Make your life such that in your last hour others are weeping and you're the only one without a tear to shed
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8.M38 : (A) man without a temper is half a man , but a man who has a temper and can't control is no man at all
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8.M39 : (A) man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds
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8.M40 : Macaco velho nao pula no galho velho (An old monkey doesn't jump on an old tree limb; Brazilian)
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8.M41 : Money is worth what good you can do with it
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8.M42 : The most underdeveloped territory in the world is right under your hat
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8.M43 : Many a truth is said in jest
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8.M44 : Misery is being a honeybee that's allergic to pollen
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8.M45 : Money doesn't buy happiness
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8.M46 : The man who wakes up and finds himself fmaous hasn't been asleep
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8.M47 : Men walk on the moon and wonder, children go to the circus and understand
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8.M48 : Money isn't everything but it will do until something comes up better
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8.M49 : The measure of a man can be gauged by the depth of his heart, the extent of his love and the level of self mastery
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8.M50 : Move your feet-lose your seat
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8.M51 : Man is a strange animal. He goes to bed when he's not tired and gets up when he is
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8.M52 : The more you stir a pile of manure, the more it stinks
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8.M53 : A man with a new idea is a 'crank' until the idea succeeds
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8.M54 : Many are called but few are frozen
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8.M55 : Marriage is not a bed of roses
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8.M56 : Measure for measure
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8.M57 : Men and women are what happened to little boys and girls
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8.M58 : May you all be in heaven and one half hour before the devil knows you're dead
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8.M59 : A man without his word is nothing
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8.M60 : A mans home is his castle
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8.M61 : A man who chases two rabbits ends up hungry
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8.M62 : My God be with you and bless you
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8.M63 : Many people only go to church three times: when they're hatched, when they're matched, when they're dispatched
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8.M64 : Man in glass house beter not have neighbors who throw rocks
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8.M65 : Money is lying in the street; one has only to know how to pick it up
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8.M66 : Man who stumbles over same rock twice deserves to break neck
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8.M67 : Men are womens play things; women are the devils
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8.M68 : Morality is that instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should act
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8.M69 : Man who goes to be on spring, this spring, wake up next spring with off spring
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8.N1 : A new broom sweeps clean. (Folder 5)
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8.N2 : No rest for the wicked
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8.N3 : A nagging wife may save your life
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8.N4 : Never say die
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8.N5 : Never hit your mother with a shovel . .
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8.N6 : No brain, no pain
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8.N7 : Never judge a book by its cover
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8.N8 : Never play leap frog with a unicorn
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8.N9 : Never assume things, it makes an ass out of u and me
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8.N10: Nature in the raw is seldom mild
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8.N11 : Never put off tomorrow that what you can do today
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8.N12 : Never say never, you're not dead, yet
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8.N13 : No matter how fast you walk you will never run away from time
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8.N14 : Never look a gift horse straight in the mouth
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8.N15 : The way to be nothing is to do nothing
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8.N16 : Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care
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8.N17 : No dear is big enough or important enough to jeopordize the life of another man
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8.N18 : There's no harm in wanting
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8.N19 : Nothing comes from dreaming but dreams
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8.N20 : A needle thief becomes a cow thief
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8.N21 : Never judge a man before his time
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8.N22 : Nothing in life is to be learned it is only to the understood
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8.N23 : Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
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8.N24 : No act of kindness no matter how small, is ever wasted
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8.N25 : No matter how thin you slice it, it's still bologna
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8.N26 : Near ink get black, near light be bright
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8.N27 : From nothing comes nothing
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8.N28 : No winter till the frost, no spring till the sunshine, no gladness till it is shared
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8.N29 : Never a borrower or a lender be, for borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry
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8.N30: Never pet a burning dog
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8.N31: No 'I' in team
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8.N32: (It's) not a shame to be poor, it's just a little inconvenient at times
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8.N33: Never insult an alligator until after you've crossed the river
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8.N34: No matter where the body is the mind is free to go elsewhere
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8.N35: No one stands higher than one who stoops to help others
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8.N36: No news is good news
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8.N37: Now remember, if you give with a cheerful heart, it seems like it just comes right back with a dividend
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8.N38: It's not what you learn, it's what you remember
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8.N39: Never say you can't play, say you're learning
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8.N40: Never a dull moment
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8.N41: No matter how thin you slice the cheese, there will always be two sides
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8.N42: The nail that sticks out will be hammered down
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8.N43: No bad kids, just bad choices
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8.N44: No pain, no pain
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8.N45: Never argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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8.N46: Nothing is iimpossible for the person who doesn't have to do it himself
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8.N47: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake. I pray the Lord my soul to take
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8.N48: Necessity is the mother of creation
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8.N50: No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible
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8.N51: Not your pig, not your problem
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8.N52: It takes pain to make gain/ No pain, no gain
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8.N53: No one will love you for how great you are, but for how great you make them feel
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8.N54: Never wait for it to rain
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8.N55: Nothing ventured, nothing gained
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8.N56: Nice lid which suit with a crack pot
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8.N57: Nice guys finish last
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8.O1 : Once in a while a blind pig will find an acorn. (Folder 6)
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8.O2 : Only when you have crossed the river can you say the crocodile has a lump on his snout. (African)
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8.O3 : One hand washes the other
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8.O4 : Old soldiers never die, young ones do
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8.O5 : One's own country is a strawberry and other countries are blueberries. (Finnish)
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8.O6 : Once a criminal, always a criminal
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8.O7 : One who marrieth for love without money, hath good nights and sorry days
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8.O8 : Only those foolish enough to try, succeed
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8.O9 : Of the passions of man, they aren't owned by understanding
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8.O10 : The only thing that's free in this world, is worthless advice
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8.O11 : Once a job you have begun, do not stop until it's done
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8.O12 : The only difference between a wedding and a funeral is one person
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8.O13 : Out of sight out of mind
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8.O14 : Only a fool calls it luck when God gives him a break
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8.O15 : An open mind makes for a growing mind
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8.O16 : One girl is a full day's work, two girls is a half day's work, and three girls is no work at all
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8.O17 : An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
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8.O18 : Only begun is half done
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8.O19 : Old enough to know better, yet young enough to do it again
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8.O20 : Our minds are so crowded with what we have been told to look for that they have no room for accidental discoveries
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8.O21 : One can never be the judge of anothers grief
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8.O22 : Ours' is not to reason why, just to do
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8.O23 : One who follows the crowd usually gets no further than the crowd
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8.O24 : An ounce of morning is worth a pound of afternoon
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8.O25 : The only thing I know is I don't know nothin'
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8.O26 : In order to lead an orchestra, you must first turn your back on the crowd
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8.O27 : One sure way to get ahead is to get out of our own way
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8.O28 : (The) only thing that comes without effort is old age
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8.O29 : Old milklman don't die, they just fail to deliver
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8.O30: Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat
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8.O31: An object in possession seldom retains the same charms it had when it was longed for
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8.O32: Opposites attract
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8.O33: Out of the frying pan and into the fire
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8.O34: Only two types of people wear their hats backwards, (explitve) suckers and welders. This ain't no machine shop
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8.O35: Once in a Blue Moon
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8.O36: The only time I open my mouth is to change feet
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8.O37: One of the best things that a man can have up his sleeves is a funny bone
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8.O38: One for sorrow, two for joy
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8.O39: On this marriage day, may you have the love of your children and of your children's children, and live in the grace of God forever
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8.O40: Old runners never die, they just run away
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8.O41: Old gardeners never die they just lose their bloomers
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8.O42: One foot in the door is better than two feet outside
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8.O43: There is an ocean of difference between what you do and what you say
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8.O44: Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to decieve
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8.O45: Old foxes want no tutors
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8.O46: Just take things one day at a time
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8.P1 : Practice makes perfect. (Folder 7)
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8.P2 : Pretty is as pretty does
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8.P3 : Puppies smell their own tracks first
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8.P4 : Put something in your head, never mind what's on your back
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8.P5 : People don't care how much you know, till they know how much you care
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8.P6 : Patience is a rule of all waiting
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8.P7 : A penny saved is a penny earned
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8.P8 : A person is only as good as their word
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8.P9 : A popular speaker must have a talent for wrapping the bitter facts of life in the bandages of soft illusion
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8.P10 : Put sugar cubes on the window sill, one for a girl and two for a boy
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8.P11 : Pride feeleth no pain
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8.P12 : Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional
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8.P13 : Person who kisses another with a fever gets a hot lip
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8.P14 : Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding
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8.P15 : Poor people have poor ways
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8.P16 : Patience is a virtue possess it if you can. It is seldom found in women and never found in men
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8.P17 : When your shoe is in a knot PATIENCE can untie it. Patience can do many things, have you ever tried it?
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8.P18 : People are like a tug boat- they toot the loudest when they're in a fog
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8.P19 : Pride goeth before a fall
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8.P20 : Put sugar on what you say and salt on what you hear
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8.P21 : Pray for a good harvest, but keep on plowing
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8.P22 : People with glass houses shouldn't throw stones. See also: 5.5.5
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8.P23 : Play with fire, you'll get burned
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8.P24 : Pure heart, pure mind
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8.P25 : Of all prodigality, that of time is the worst
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8.P26 : In prosperity, prepare for adversity
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8.P27 : The pen is mightier than the sword
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8.P28 : People are lonely because the waves taht shatter vessels
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8.P29 : People who are always late in keeping appointments should think where they would be if Noah had missed boat
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8.P30 : Planned parenthood requires practice
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8.P31 : Pat a man on his back and his head will swell
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8.P32 : A praying man on his knees sees more than a philosopher on his tip-toes
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8.P33 : Plan your work and work your plan
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8.P34 : People have good sense unless they agree with us
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8.P35 : Posessions and sleep won't bring sweet dreams, procastination and sleep won't bring sweet dreams
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8.P36 : Perfect is not perfect
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8.P37 : Perfect preactice makes perfect
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8.P38 : Poise in only raising your eyebrows on your first trip to a nudist camp
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8.P39 : Patience is virtue
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8.P40 : People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges
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8.P41 : Pudding rather than praise
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8.P42 : The peanut butter rule
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8.P43 : Play with Fire, You'll Pee the Bed
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8.Q1: Quick like the wind
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8.R1 : (It is the) rock beneath the waves that shatters vessels. (Folder 8)
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8.R2 : Remember who you are
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8.R3 : Rules are for those who keep them
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8.R4 : The river roars because it is carrying boulders
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8.R5 : Remember, if you [explicitive] in your mess-kit, you've got to eat out of it sooner or later
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8.R6 : A rolling stone gains no moss
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8.R7 : Rise to the statue of your better self
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8.R8 : You reap what you sow
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8.R9 : The race is not to the swift but to the sure
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8.R10 : The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue
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8.R11 : Remember, it's a long road that doesn't turn?
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8.R12 : The real in us is silent; the acquired is talkative
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8.R13 : A rule will ever be as hard as a wall, so if you don't want to break walls, don't break the rules
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8.R14 : Right as rain
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8.R15 : Reach with caution, reach with care, cause what you seek may not be what's there
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8.R16 : Revenge is a dish best served cold
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8.R17 : Right-I leave this rule for others when I am dead, be always right-the go ahead
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8.R18 : Raindrops can't tell broadcloth from jeans
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8.R19 : Run swiftly, but never so fast that he can't catch you
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8.R20 : The real excitment of life is the everday feeling of being
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8.R21 : Rise up evry morning,not just now and then. Give that chicken fat back to the chicken and don't be chicken again
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8.R22 : Right, wrongs no man
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8.R23 : Rags to riches
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8.S1 : Stitch in time saves nine. (Folder 9)
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8.S2 : A setting hen lays no eggs
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8.S3 : Save while you may; no morning sun lasts a whole day
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8.S4 : Still waters run deep
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8.S5 : The squeaky wheel always gets the grease first
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8.S6 : She who indulges, bulges
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8.S7 : Sew on Sunday, pick every stitch out with your nose on Monday (in heaven)
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8.S8 : Stomp out the fire that is burning the brightest
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8.S9 : Smile and the world smiles with you, frown, and you frown alone
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8.S10 : She went through the forest and through the forest and ended up with a crooked stick
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8.S11 : Silence is golden. (See also: Speech 8.T6)
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8.S12 : Stew in your own juices
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8.S13 : Smoke follows beauty
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8.S14 : A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for
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8.S15 : [Crap] in one hand and wish in the other hand, see which one gets full first
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8.S16 : Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose it
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8.S17 : Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war
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8.S18 : Silence is the place of tears
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8.S19 : Smile awhile and when you smile others smile, then there are mile and miles of smiles all because you smile
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8.S20 : The show must go on, but you don't have to stay and watch it
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8.S21 : Strike while the iron is hot
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8.S22 : Split the difference and nail it
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8.S23 : Some men are bigger, faster, and stronger; but no man has a corner on dreams, desire, or ambition
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8.S24 : Silence is deadly
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8.S25 : Save for a rainy day
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8.S26 : Six of one and half a dozen of the other
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8.S27 : Success is to do all you can without seeking fame
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8.S28 : To sell a cat for a hare
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8.S29 : Sorrows come to stretch out spaces in the heart for joy
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8.S30 : Sing at the table, dance to bed, the devil will get you when you are dead
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8.S31 : Show me someone who loses well and I'll show you a loser
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8.S32 : The sleeping shrimp is swept away by the current
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8.S33 : Someone's got to bring home the bacon
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8.S34 : Sometimes when a man is in the public eye, he is just a cinder
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8.S35 : Sweat never drowned no one
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8.S36 : See it to believe it
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8.S37 : (A) smile increases your face value
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8.S38 : Success is failure turned inside out
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8.S39 : Smile, it doesn't hurt
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8.S40 : The smallest good deed is better than the greatest intention
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8.S41 : Sorrow is the son of love
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8.S42 : Shared joys are doubled
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8.S43 : A smart girl is one who can hold a man at arm's length and not loose her grip on him
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8.S44 : Silence means agreement
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8.S45 : Sentiment won't feed your family
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8.S46 : Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know
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8.S47 : Smile; if the corners won't turn up, let the middle sag
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8.S48 : Secret of happiness is not dong what one likes but what one has to do
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8.S49 : A stiff (explicit) carries no conscience
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8.S50 : Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you
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8.S51 : Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one
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8.S52 : Spare the rod, spoil the child
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8.S53 : Some people thirst after knowledge, some people thirst after righteousness, but everyone thirsts after salty peanuts
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8.S54 : Seven days with out chicken makes one weak
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8.S55 : A smile is a crooked line tha tsets a lot of things straight
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8.S56 : Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to
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8.S57 : Smile! If you cna't lift the corners, let the middle sag
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8.S58 : Shit out of luck
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8.S59 : Sweep around your own doorstep before you sweep around your neighbors
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8.S60 : Spring is the time when men's thoughts turn to what women have been thinking all winter long
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8.S61 : Stop whipping a dead horse and just replace it
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8.S62 : She that sits and waits goes nowhere
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8.S63 : Something old, something new, something barrowed, something blue
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8.S64 : Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole hand
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8.S65 : A still tongue makes a wise head
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8.S66 : A stitch in time saves nine
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8.S67 : Stealing a kiss may be larceny but sometimes it's grand
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8.S68 : Some people walk faster than they run
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8.S69 : Smile man, things could be worse
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8.S70 : Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run half way to meet it
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8.S71 : Set your sights farther than you can see
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8.S72 : Success is a journey, not a destiny
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8.S73 : It takes a big dog to shit a ton
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8.S74 : Something old, something new, make it over, make it do
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8.S75 : When you listen to a speech, listen to the speech and not the speaker
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8.S76 : There are just some things in this life you have to do even though you don't want to do it
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8.T1 : They also serve who only stand and wait. (Folder 10)
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8.T2 : Two small antelopes can beat a big one
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8.T3 : Too many cooks spoil the broth
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8.T4 : There's more than one way to skin a cat
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8.T5 : There is some good in the worst of us and some bad in the best of us; so it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us
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8.T6 : Talking is silver; silence is gold. (German) (See also: 8.S11)
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8.T7 : Two's company, three's a crowd
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8.T8 : Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are
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8.T9 : To make a friend you first have to be a friend
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8.T10 : They are frogs of the well. (East Indian)
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8.T11 : That saves the headache. (German)
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8.T12 : There is little chance for people to get together as long as most of us want to be in the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the middle of the road
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8.T13 : That's the way the cookie crumbles
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8.T14 : Three sheets to the wind (Irish)
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8.T15 : The game's not over until the fat lady sings
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8.T16 : Take a lazy man's load and drop half of it
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8.T17 : Take care of the pennies, and the dollars take care of themselves
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8.T18 : This too shall pass
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8.T19 : Today's mighty oak is merely yesterday's little nut that managed to hold its ground
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8.T20 : Three times a bridesmaid, never a bride
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8.T21 : Those who live by the number, die by the number too
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8.T22 : Though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea
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8.T23 : Tell me, I'll forget, show me, I might remember, but involve me, and I'll understand
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8.T24 : This world, then the next, then the Women Rule
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8.T25 : Triumph is simply adding a little "umph" to try
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8.T26 : Those who talk by the mile and listen by the inch need to be dealt with by the foot
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8.T27 : Tough times never last, but tough people do
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8.T28 : There's two sides to every boat
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8.T29 : There's a difference between scratching your bum and tearing it apart
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8.T30 : There's no hurry; if ya get a good mate, you're paid for waiting; if ya get a bad one, ya get married soon enough
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8.T31 : Treat your wife like a thoroughbred and she will never become an old nag
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8.T32 : That's just water under the bridge
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8.T33 : The first time someone makes you look foolish and does you a bad turn, it's their fault. The second time they do it, it's your fault
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8.T34 : To become successful, you must develop the habit of doing what you ought to do, whether you want to or not
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8.T35 : To have a friend is a sweet responsibility
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8.T36 : There's a little bit of truth in every joke
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8.T37 : Those who throw mud quickly lose ground
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8.T38 : Take anything you can get for free and then ask for more
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8.T39 : The only stable condition of life that can be depended on is instability
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8.T40 : There are two freedoms: the false one where one is free to do what he likes, and the true where one is free to do what he ought
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8.T41 : Tow the line
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8.T42 : That's the way the ball bounces
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8.T43.: That's the way the Mercedes Benz
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8.T44 : That's the way Ben gets gay
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8.T45 : There's always another bus around the corner
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8.T46 : Too many irons in the fire
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8.T47 : The road to hell is paved with good intentions
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8.T48 : Tell me with whom you associate, then I will tell you who you are
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8.T49 : Things you hear are never as interesting as the things you over hear
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8.T50 : Those who don't care, don't get
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8.T51 : Two wrongs don't make a right
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8.T52 : There's a time and a place for everything
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8.T53 : I will think about it tomorrow, for tomorrow is another day
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8.T54 : Too many cheifs and not enough indians
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8.T55 : Too much luck means you're not trying
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8.T56 : The only thing you can't do is what you don't try
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8.T57 : The man who says just what he thinks should think
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8.T58 : To get results or roses, you have to really dig
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8.T59 : Take the time to stop and smell the flowers
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8.T60 : The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
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8.T61 : Those who strive shall obtain
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8.T62 : It takes two to tango
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8.T63 : Time builds a castle and also demolishes it
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8.T64 : Three generations from shirt sleeve to shirt sleeve
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8.T65 : To it, to it, and to it, at it, at it, and at it, if you never get to it, you'll never get at it
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8.T66 : Tell me and I'll forget, show me and I may not remember, involve me and I'll understand
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8.T67 : There are many paths to the top of Mount Fuji
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8.T68 : To everyone a little rain must fall
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8.T69 : There's many a slip between the cup and the lip
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8.T70 : Talk is cheap
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8.T71 : Two people can do anything as long as one of them is God
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8.T72 : There are no atheists in foxholes
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8.T73 : There's no such thing as a sure bet, unless the bet itelf is fixed
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8.T74 : There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance. . . (Emerson quote)
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8.T75 : Tact is the unsaid part of what you think
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8.T76 : To be last and not try is to be a loser, to be last and try is commendable
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8.T77 : Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves
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8.T78 : There is no future in any job, only the man who holds it
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8.T79 : To each his own
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8.T80 : To be interested, make one interesting
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8.T81 : Time is like a sword; if you don't it, it will cut you
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8.T82 : True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful
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8.T83 : Truth rings as clear to the heart as fine crystals does to the ear
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8.T84 : Too much thought, too little wrought
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8.T85 : There's only two kinds of boaters; those that have flipped and those who will flip
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8.T86 : To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society
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8.T87 : There is everything in my purse but dead men and money
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8.T88 : The wall has a mouse and the mouse has ears
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8.T89 : Take anything you cna get for free and then ask for more
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8.T90 : That's the way the pickle squirts
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8.T91 : The day I understand women is the day I go insane
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8.T92 : Twice as much husband on half as much income
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8.T93 : Take the piece of cake nearest you, even if you have to turn the plate around
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8.T94 : These steps are enough to kill you off
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8.T95 : That's fine and dandy
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8.T96 : There are three kinds of people-those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and theose you have no idea what happened
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8.T97 : Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
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8.T98 : There is no rest for the wicked, but I guess the righteous don't need any
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8.T99 : There are advantages and disadvantages
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8.T100 : Training a child is a matter of pot luck
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8.T101 : That's the straw that broke the camels back
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8.T102 : There is not any gravity in teh world, the earth just asks
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8.T103 : Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightening that does the work
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8.T104 : Turtles can tell more about the road than hares
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8.T105 : Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old, he shall not depart
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8.T106 : There's a place for everything and everything in its place
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8.T107 : Take advantage of the opportunity in the lifetime of the opportunity
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8.T108 : There are two ways to learn the easy way or the hard way
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8.T109 : The only thing golden about the golden age is the color of your pee
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8.T110 : The truth will out
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8.T111 : Turn the other cheek
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8.T112 : The hand that lifts the cup to cheer should never be used to shift the gear
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8.T113 : There's so much said in listening
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8.T114 : This is the forest primeval, where the hand of man has never set foot
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8.T115 : Three tries for a Welshman
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8.T116 : There's a certain melancholy in watching yourself rot
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8.T117 : To Laugh in One's Beard
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8.T118 : Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also
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8.T119 : Try to be better than yourself
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8.T120 : The youth swears it. The man forgets it. The first says, so should it be. The other says, so it is
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8.T121 : The longer you look, the more you see
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8.T122 : The man on top of the moutain didn't just fall there
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8.T123 : The world seems to be full of people who speak twice before they think
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8.T124 : The older the goat, the harder the horn
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8.T125 : Throw a sprat to catch a mackerel
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8.T126 : Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday
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8.T127 : Things will look better in the morning
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8.T128 : To try is to fail. You either do it or you don't
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8.T129 : The art of simplicity is simply to simpilfy
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8.T130 : Three moves are as good as a fire
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8.T131 : Traitor! Terrorist! Swarm!
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8.T132 : The ox is in the mire
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8.U1 : The unjust punish themselves. (Folder 11)
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8.U2 : Ultimately nothing matters
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8.U3 : Up at seven, down at eleven
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8.U4 : Up a creek with out a paddle
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8.V1 : Variety is the spice of life
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8.V2 : Variety is the spice of life
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8.W1 : What you learn in your youth, you will be able to practice as an adult. (Folder 12)
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8.W2 : Watched pot never boils
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8.W3 : Waste not, want not
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8.W4 : Willing hands make light work
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8.W5 : Whistling girls and crowing hens always come to some bad end
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8.W6 : When the cat's away, the mice will play
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8.W7 : Why keep a cow if you're getting your milk free?
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8.W8 : When you are in the cow pasture of life, jumping from flower to flower, be careful and don't land in a cow turd
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8.W9 : When joy and duty clash, let joy go to smash
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8.W10: What you resist persists
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8.W11 : Where there's a will, there's a way
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8.W12 : When the Saints (member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) meet (at General Conference), the Heaven's weep (rain)
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8.W13 : When in doubt
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8.W14 : What's good for the goose is good for the gander
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8.W15 : What comes around goes around
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8.W16 : What you don't have in your head, you have in your feet
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8.W17 : When ever you think you are going to make ends meet, someone comes along and moves the end
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8.W18 : Women should use the gift mother nature gave them before father time takes it away
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8.W19 : A wise man learns from his own mistakes; a wiser man learns from the mistakes of others
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8.W20 : A wise man changes, a fool never
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8.W21 : When there's time to lean, there's time to clean
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8.W22 : Weight is what broke the camels back
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8.W23 : A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
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8.W24 : Work smart, not hard
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8.W25 : When children are young they tread on your feet, but when they grow up they tread on your heart
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8.W26 : Watch where you're walking, you might find something
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8.W27 : Work is a blessing, a key to success and happiness; whose ultimate reward is not what one receives but what work helps one to become
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8.W28 : A woman's wishes are in her mouth; a man's wishes are in his mind
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8.W29 : A woman is as old as she looks, but a man is as old as he feels
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8.W30 : When you sing you drive away your grief
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8.W31 : Where there is life, there is hope
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8.W32 : When the rooster sits on the top of the manure pile, the weather changes or it stays the same. (Swiss)
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8.W33 : Who hath no courage must have legs
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8.W34 : Walk softly, you never know who lays beneath
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8.W35 : We'll cross that bridge when we get to it
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8.W36 : When pleasure interferes with business, you close the business
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8.W37 : Where there is an open mind there will always be a frontier
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8.W38 : When you go on a thousand mile journey, you have to take one step first
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8.W39 : When it rains it pours
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8.W40 : Why buy the loaf when you can get free slices
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8.W41 : Why buy the cow if you get the milk free?
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8.W42 : The way one shouts into the forest is the way it will come out
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8.W43 : We get too soon old, and too late smart
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8.W44 : Will a strong tower fall?
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8.W45 : Water seeks its own level
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8.W46 : What you can't do yourself don't get done right
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8.W47 : Whether it's sunny or whether it's not, we'll have weather, whether or not
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8.W48 : When the going gets tough, the tough get going
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8.W49 : Don't work hard, work well. Then work won't be so hard
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8.W50 : When a fellow begins to understand that he doesn't understand, he's beginning to understand
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8.W51 : When everybody thinks alike, nobody thinks very much
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8.W52 : The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no one to thank
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8.W53 : We learn by watching others go, the pace is hard and progress slow
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8.W54 : What's the use? Yesterday an egg, tomorrow a feather duster
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8.W55 : The words you speak are not expensive to buy, choose your words so all will feel like kings in their hearts
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8.W56 : When the water gets to your knees, run
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8.W57 : When you hoot with the owls, you've got to learn to soar with the eagles
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8.W58 : What's bred in the bone comes out in the flesh
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8.W59 : Whoever gives away his wealth will be honored, but whoever gives away his self-respect will be despised
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8.W60 : A wise man speaks from experience
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8.W61 : Where there's smoke there's fire
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8.W62 : What's sauce for the goose, is sauce for the gander
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8.W63 : What you don't know you can always learn
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8.W64 : Willful waste makes woeful want
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8.W65 : Wisdom knows what to do next
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8.W66 : We never enjoy sunshine unless we have been in the dark
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8.W67 : We learn wisdom better from failure than from success
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8.W68 : The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead
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8.W69 : The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead
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8.W70 : Weight broke the wagon down
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8.W71 : We judge both right and wrong, we search for what has gone, we learn when it's too late, we answer love with hate
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8.W72 : What seems to be a blessing may be a curse and what seems to be a curse may be a blessing.
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8.W73 : What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger.
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8.W74 : When it gets dark enough we will see the stars
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8.W75 : Whip it. Whip it good
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8.W76 : What does this have to do with your eternal salvation?
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8.W77 : Winners make it happen, losers let it happen
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8.W78 : When the apple is ripe it will fall
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8.W79 : What a man thinks of himself, dtermines or rather indicates his fate
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8.W80 : When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'
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8.W81 : Where ever thou art, act well thy part
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8.W82 : When you point your finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at yourself
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8.W83 : What deep wounds were closed without a scar?
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8.W84 : Wish not so much to live long, as to live well
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8.W85 : Well done is better than well said
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8.W86 : Wrinkles indicate where smiles have been
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8.W87 : We always hurt the ones we love
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8.W88 : What the eyes don't see the heart won't grieve
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8.W89 : We are never so happy nor so unhappy as we imagine
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8.W90 : We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all
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8.W91 : What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for others
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8.W92 : Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right
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8.W93 : Work before pleasure
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8.W94 : Winners never quit and quitters never win
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8.W95 : Wine is fine , but liquor's quicker
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8.W96 : What goes up as fog, comes down as rain
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8.W97 : Who said life was fair?
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8.W98 : When I die, I'll have 'em bury my face down 'cause now it's the world's turn to kiss my (explitive)
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8.W99 : When I grew up, I always wanted to be baker but I didn't have any dough
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8.W100 : When you feel like the morning after the night before, but you haven't been anywhere
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8.W101 : What a rat race
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8.W102 : A whistling girl and a crowing hen will always come to some bad end
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8.W103 : Wining by dirty play is bad, but losing by clean play is worse
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8.W104 : What you see is what you get and what you don't is better yet
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8.W105 : With friends like you who needs enemies
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8.W106 : What the Lord has forgotten you can fill up with cotton
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8.W107 : When it's time to pray, I bow my head and say, thank you god for everything, this happy, happy, day, Amen
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8.W108 : Women like a strong, silent man. They think
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8.W109 : When you're old and sewing up britches, remember me bewtween the stitches
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8.W110 : When your mother tells you to jump, you ask how high on the way up
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8.W111 : What's not in your head's in your feet
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8.W112 : What a child says, he has learned at home
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8.W113 : With one it can be done, with two you can do, with three stay where you be
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8.W114 : When a house is filled with dread, place the beds head to head
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8.W115 : When life gies you lemons make lemonaid
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8.W116 : When in deep water a great deal depends upon keeping your mouth shuts
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8.W117 : What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popular
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8.W118 : Well begun is half done
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8.W119 : When God closes a door, he opens a window
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8.W120 : A wise man once said about a teenage boy, when he reaches 13 years then put him in a barrel and feed him through the bung hole and when he reaches 16 plug up the bung hole
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8.W121 : Work hard, play harder
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8.W122 : Women: you can't live with them; and you can't live without them
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8.W123 : We get too soon old, and too late smart
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8.W124 : The wall has a mouse and the mouse has ears
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8.W125 : The worst thing about hell will be that you'll have to phone ahead for a reservation
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8.W126 : When it falls it falls butter side down
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8.W127 : When your children are young your troubles are few
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8.W128 : When at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer
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8.W129 : A women without a man is like fish without a bicycle
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8.W130 : When a fellow shuts his eyes to temptation he ought to be sure he isn't winking
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8.W131 : Obey your child when you get old
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8.W132 : What you are, what you're going to be is a choice, You choose to win or lose
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8.W133 : Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing
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8.W134 : When you do what I say, I can deny you nothing
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8.W135 : We'll live to then and tehn we'll see
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8.W136 : What the mind does not know the eyes cannot see
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8.W137 : Worry is interest paid before it's due
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8.W138 : Be careful for what you wish for, it may come true
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8.W139 : What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine
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8.W140 : When there is hunger, there is no hard bread
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8.W141 : We see things not as they are, but as we are
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8.W142 : Whatever floats your boat
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8.W143 : Win if you can, cheat if you must
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8.Y1 : You must learn to crawl before you learn to walk. (Folder 13)
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8.Y2 : You can't play in a pigsty without getting something on you
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8.Y3 : You marry whom you date
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8.Y4 : You never miss the water until the well runs dry
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8.Y5 : You can't tell the depth of the well by the handle on the pump
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8.Y6 : You can't win them all
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8.Y7 : You said it, not me
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8.Y8 : You can't get blood out of a turnip
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8.Y9 : You can't learn any (no) younger
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8.Y10 : You can't cross the river if you don't swim the tide
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8.Y11 : You grow up carrying the calf
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8.Y12 : You can't stop a bird from landing on your head, but you can stop it from laying an egg there
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8.Y13 : You can count the number of seeds in an apple, but you can't count the number of apples in a seed
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8.Y14 : You made your bed, now lie in it
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8.Y15 : You can't teach an old dog new tricks
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8.Y16 : You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar
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8.Y17 : You're never more serious than when you are joking
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8.Y18 : You snooze, you lose. See also: 6.7.9.3.327
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8.Y19 : You shouldn't get in the water until you know how to swim
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8.Y20 : You only live once
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8.Y21 : You can't milk a bull
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8.Y22 : You should treat your woman like you treat yourself
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8.Y23 : You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your prince. See also: 6.7.15.18
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8.Y24 : Your attitude can make or break everything you do. Life can be good, bad or in between, it is all up to you
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8.Y25 : Your faith in the future is your most valuable asset
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8.Y26 : You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
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8.Y27 : You've got to change with the times, unless you're big enough to change the times
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8.Y28 : You don't need to eat butter and meat at the same meal
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8.Y29 : You've got a hard row to hoe
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8.Y30 : Young folk ought to know that we old folk know more about being young than they know about being old
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8.Y31 : You can eat an elephant if you eat him in small enough bites
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8.Y32 : You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
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8.Y33 : You might be on the right track, but if you just sit there you'll get run over
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8.Y34 : You can get more with a kind word and a knife than you can with just a bribe
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8.Y35 : You never get a second chance to make a good first impression
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8.Y36 : You can't kill a drunk Indian
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8.Y37 : You are what you eat
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8.Y38 : You can't roll someone to the other side of the river without getting there yourself
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8.Y39 : You can't get blood from a rock
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8.Y40 : You get out of something what you put in
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8.Y41 : You may forget those with whom you have laughed, but never forget those with whom you have wept
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8.Y42 : You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleep
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8.Y43 : Yard by yard life is very hard, inch by inch it's a cinch
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8.Y44 : Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope. Today is getting from one to the other as best we can
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8.Y45 : You will become as small as your controlling desire, or as great as your dominant aspiration
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8.Y46 : You were talking when you should have been listening
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8.Y47 : You can hold a mannerism but you must chisel a character
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8.Y48 : Ye who never made a mistake never made a discovery
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8.Y49 : You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose
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8.Y50 : You can be sure of anything but only of dying and taxes
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8.Y51 : You should never slap a child in the face, Mother Nature provides a better place
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8.Y52 : You can spit in one hand and wish in the other and then see which one fills up faster
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8.Y53 : You can be a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a big pond
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8.Y54 : You have splinters in the windmill of your mind
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8.Y55 : You can always read the menu, but you can't always afford the meal
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8.Y56 : Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be poor
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8.Y57 : You can't wade through the pig pen without getting mud on your feet
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8.Y58 : You've got to pay the fiddler if you're going to dance
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8.Y59 : You're not born butches and all
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8.Y60 : You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy
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8.Y61 : You don't learn anything the second time that you're kicked by a mule
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8.Y62 : You're treading on my soul, about four feet too deep
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8.Y63 : You can predict when water will boil but you can't predict when a man will
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8.Y64 : You've bitten off more than you can chew
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8.Y65 : You can dish it out but you can't take it
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8.Y66 : You can't count the apples in a seed even though you can count the seeds in an apple
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8.Y67 : You can chose your associates and your friends but you can't chose your relatives
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8.Y68 : You may shoot what you eat, but you better eat what you shoot
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8.Y69 : If you wake up over fifty, and nothing hurts, you must be dead
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8.Y70 : You can't make an omlete without breaking a few eggs
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8.Y71 : You can either be a big fish in a small pond, or a small fish in a big pond
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8.Y72 : You can't tell a book by it's cover
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8.Y73 : You can't polish a turd
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8.Y74 : You can't even eat snow anymore
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8.Y75 : You can tell you're getting old when you sit in the rocking chair and you can't get it started
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8.Y76 : You can't hoot with the owls and soar with the eagles
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8.Y77 : You can take the day off but you can never put it back
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8.Y78 : You determine your own destiny
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8.Y79 : You can't make minds meet by bumping your heads together
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8.Y80 : You aren't a rider until you've had a hundred falls
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8.Y81 : You're only young once
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8.Y82 : You can't tell by the looks of the frog how far he can jump
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8.Y83 : Your flowers will never bloom unless they have sunlight
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8.Y84 : You'll always miss 100% of your shots, if you don't take em
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8.Y85 : You always keep what you give away
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8.Y86 : You are just as good as everyone else and better than most
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8.Y87 : You've got champagne tast on a beer budget
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8.0 : Miscellaneous
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8.0.1 : Collection of proverbs
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8.0.2 : Pennsylvania proverbs and expressions
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8.0.3 : 37 Proverbs from the Netherlands
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8.0.4 : Dieting proverbs
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8.0.5 : There are four kinds of people in the world; those that know not and know they know not, those that know not and know not that they know not, those that know and know not that they know, and those that know and know they know
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9. :  Proverbial ComparisonsReturn to Top

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9.1 : Folk Similes (comparisons using "like" or "as")
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9.1.1 : Like a dog in a manger (cat show).
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9.1.2 : Like a bull in a china shop
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9.1.3 : That went over like a screen door on a submarine
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9.1.4 : Out like a light
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9.1.5 : As dead as a doornail
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9.1.6 : As busy/jump as a cat on/ trying to [crap] on a (hot) tin roof
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9.1.7 : She looks like she's been whipped with an ugly stick
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9.1.8 : As ugly as death on a pogo stick
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9.1.9 : Opinions are like
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9.1.10 : As useless as teats on a boar hog
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9.1.11 : As clumsy as a bear cub trying to . .
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9.1.12 : Like the pot calling the kettle black
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9.1.13 : As purdy (pretty) as a speckled pup
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9.1.14 : As graceful as a pregnant high-jumper
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9.1.15 : Water is to fire as absence is to love
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9.1.16 : Fine as frog hair
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9.1.17 : Love is like a potato salad; share it and you have a picnic
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9.1.18 : Life is like
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9.1.19 : Beat you like a step-child
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9.1.20 : We're off like the wet mother hen
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9.1.21 : Stuck like a pig in a poke
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9.1.22 : Shiny as a
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9.1.23 : Love is like a lizard, it winds itself around your heart then nibbles on your gizzard
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9.1.24 : That went through ___, like a dose of salt through a widow woman
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9.1.25 : There's no fool like an old fool
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9.1.26 : Your essay should be like a girl's mini-skirt, long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting
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9.1.27 : Stuck like hooky-bob flies on a swamp hog's back
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9.1.28 : Love is like manure, you can't spread it without getting some on you
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9.1.29 : Came out smelling like a rose on that deal
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9.1.30 : Girls are like seagulls, the more you feed them, the more they crap on you
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9.1.31 : As excited as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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9.1.32 : Getting a kiss from a girl is like getting pickles from a bottle. After the first one, the rest come easy
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9.1.33 : Wild as farts in a bottle
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9.1.34 : So hungry, I feel like a gutted snowbird
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9.1.35 : As much as a pig likes slop
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9.1.36 : You're as slow as molasses
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9.1.37 : Colder than a well digger's [butt] in Alaska
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9.1.38 : Slow as a feather floating through the air
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9.1.39 : Like a mad God after a Lamanite
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9.1.40 : Go over like a pregnant pole vaulter
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9.1.41 : Nervous as a pregnant nun in church
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9.1.42 : Cold as a tin john in an igloo
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9.1.43 : Cold as a fart in a dead Eskimo
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9.1.44 : Rain like a cow peeing on a flat rock. (Precipitating like a bovinus domesticus urinating on a flat geological specimen.)
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9.1.45 : Piss like a Russian/rushin' racehorse
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9.1.46 : Useless as tits on a nun/balls on a priest
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9.1.47 : That's as old as the hills and twice as dusty
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9.1.48 : Worrying is like a rocking chair, it takes up time, but gets you no where
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9.1.49 : As raw as bloody bones on a pirate ship
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9.1.50 : Like a fart on a pump handle
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9.1.51 : Women are like tea bags, you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water
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9.1.52 : Like a fox's [butt] in pokeberry time
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9.1.53 : As funny as unloading a truck of dead babies with a pitchfork
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9.1.54 : As sharp as a wet cornflake
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9.1.55 : Your about as funny as a rubber crutch
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9.1.56 : As dry as a lizard's track
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9.1.57 : Lovely as a day in May
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9.1.58 : Sweet as honey
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9.1.59 : Happiness is like a butterfly that lands on your shoulder when you least expect it
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9.1.60 : As clean as a crow's nest
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9.1.61 : One sounds like a cow pulling its foot out of the mud
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9.1.62 : Easy as duck soup
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9.1.63 : Slick as a whistle
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9.1.64 : Grinnin' like a jackass eatin' briars
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9.1.65 : As nervous as a whore in church
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9.1.66 : Tastes like Indians camped in it and left their buffalo chip fire behind
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9.1.67 : Useless as airbrakes on a jackass
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9.1.68 : Giving birth is like pulling a football through a garden hose
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9.1.69 : Ugly as a sack of
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9.1.70 : Useless as tits on an ax handle
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9.1.71 : Hungry as a bitch wolf with a batch of pups
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9.1.72 : Happy as a clam
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9.1.73 : Like putting a funnel in your mouth and running into the wind
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9.1.74 : I'm as Irish as Paddy Murphy's pig
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9.1.75 : The mind is like a parachute, it functions only when open
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9.1.76 : Go over like a lead balloon
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9.1.77 : Ugly as a mud fence patched with poly wogs
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9.1.78 : Looks like she was the goalie for a dart team
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9.1.79 : Looks like she got in a spoon fight and everyone else had forks
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9.1.80 : That went as far as kicking cheesecloth under water
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9.1.81 : Nervous as a fart on a hot skillet
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9.1.82 : Slick as snot on a doorknob. (See also: 6.1.20c)
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9.1.83 : Just like a horse turd, always in the road
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9.1.84 : You lie like a rug
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9.1.85 : As black as
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9.1.86 : Like a bat out of hell
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9.1.87 : Has a voice like a file rubbing against a block of cement
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9.1.88 : That stands out like a turkey [crap] on a pump handle
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9.1.89 : Fat as butter
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9.1.90 : Running around like a chicken with its head cut off
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9.1.91 : As idle as a painted ship on a painted ocean
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9.1.92 : You look (like) you've been dragged through a sick cow backwards
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9.1.93 : Phoney as
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9.1.94 : Scarce as hen's teeth
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9.1.95 : It's like wipin' your [butt] with a hoop, there's no end
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9.1.96 : This road is crooked as a dogs hind leg
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9.1.97 : If her brain was put on a pin head it would look like a BB rolling down a six lane highway
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9.1.98 : You're as dumb as a train
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9.1.99 : Having long hair...
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9.1.100 : Sharp as
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9.1.101 : Dizzy as a bat
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9.1.102 : Just like a fart in a hot skillet
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9.1.103 : Leading honors students is much like herding a group of cats
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9.1.104 : You are as handy as mittens on a bear cub
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9.1.105 : Busy as a one legged man in a rear-end kicking contest
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9.1.106 : Smells like a Hindu gym shoe
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9.1.107 : Like putting nylons on a hippo
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9.1.108 : It's like a T-shirt on a roadrunner
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9.1.109 : Sly as a fox
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9.1.110 : Like putting sugar on a horse turd to make it taste better
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9.1.111 : Subtle as a freight train
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9.1.112 : You look like you're standing around waiting to be milked
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9.1.113 : You'll last as long as a snowball in hell when you get to college
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9.1.114 : Dry as a bone
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9.1.115 : Cold as blue blazes
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9.1.116 : Colder than a fart in a fog
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9.1.117 : Slower than the seven year's itch
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9.1.118 : Shinier than a (racial explicit)'s heel
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9.1.119 : Hotter than a pistol
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9.1.120 : Funny as a rubber crutch
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9.1.121 : You are as independent as a hog on ice
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9.1.122 : You could be replaced by a disconnected push button
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9.1.123 : Happy as a pig in crap
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9.1.124 : Easy as pie
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9.1.125 : That last joke was a funny as a fart in a space suit
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9.1.126 : I'm so hungry I could eat the brown ring out of a black bean's butt
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9.1.127 : As ugly as pea green over purple
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9.1.128 : Stick like crap to a wool blanket
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9.1.129 : Rougher than my grandma's butt
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9.1.130 : Full as a tick
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9.1.131 : Thick as thieves
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9.1.132 : Busy as a bee
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9.1.133 : That's like finding a needle in a haystack
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9.1.134 : Warm as a turnup in a bedroll
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9.1.135 : Hotter than a withes tit
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9.1.136 : As long as a polygamist clothesline
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9.1.137 : You were driving as fast as the will tails of hell
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9.1.138 : You're about as funny as a buggy full of dead babies
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9.1.139 : As cold as a withces tit
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9.1.140 : Your teeth are like the starts, they come out at night
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9.1.141 : It shines like a pearl on a black cat's (explitive)
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9.1.142 : Flatter than a squaw track
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9.1.143 : Works like a charm
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9.1.144 : Your breath smells as bad as 10,0000 armadillos on a fast day after a foot race
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9.1.145 : He's built like a brick (crap) house
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9.1.146 : Man guy, I promise ya, I'm sweating like a black man writing a check
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9.1.147 : My eyes feel like two burnt hole in an army blanket lying on a snow bank
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9.1.148 : It's like jamming your thumb playing ball
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9.1.149 : Campers on Bear Lake are thicker than flies on crap
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9.1.150 : As hot as Dutch Love
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9.1.151 : The difference between a Mormon and a Catholic is as plain as black and white
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9.1.152 : Only as big as a pint of salt
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9.1.153 : I'm as hungry as a (female) wolf with a litter of pups
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9.1.154 : Slower than cold tar running uphill in the middle of December
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9.1.155 : That's hotter than a three dollar pistol
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9.1.156 : As fine as frog's hair
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9.1.157 : You're as dizzy as a bat
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9.1.158 : That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine
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9.1.159 : Colder than a depot stove
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9.1.160 : Thats about as funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward
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9.1.161 : As phoney as a three dollar bill
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9.1.162 : That last one was about as funny as a porcupine in a balloon factory
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9.1.163 : As long as a polygamist clothesline
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9.1.164 : It stunk so bad it would knock a turd off a gut wagon
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9.1.165 : As funny as a trampoline in a traction ward
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9.1.166 : As funny as a bubble gum machine in a lock jaw ward
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9.1.167 : Run like the wind
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9.1.168 : Busy as a beaver
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9.1.169 : Tough as sole leather
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9.1.170 : Quick as a fox
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9.1.171 : Run like a deer
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9.1.172 : As fair as a rose
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9.1.173 : Pretty as a picture
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9.1.174 : Homely as a mud hen
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9.1.175 : Slow as cold tar
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9.1.176 : Fast as greased lightning
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9.1.177 : Fat as a pig
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9.1.178 : Thin as a rail
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9.1.179 : Sharp as a tack
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9.1.180 : Smooth as silk
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9.1.181 : Dull as an axe
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9.1.182 : Tall as a giant
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9.1.183 : Tight as a drum
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9.1.184 : Neater'n a big dog
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9.1.185 : Light as a feather
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9.1.186 : Hungry as a bear
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9.1.187 : Sleepy as an owl
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9.1.188 : Bright as a star
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9.1.189 : She is ugly as sin
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9.1.190 : You just got to let it roll off you like water on a wet duck
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9.1.0 : Miscellaneous Folk Similes (comparisons using "like" or "as")
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9.1.0.1 : Collection of folk similes
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9.2.: Folk Metaphor
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9.2.1 : Hotter than
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9.2.2 : She could talk the pants off a billy goat
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9.2.3 : So tight
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9.2.4 : So short
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9.2.5 : So cross-eyed
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9.2.6 : So unskilled. . .
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9.2.7 : More troubles than Carter had seed oats
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9.2.8 : So hungry
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9.2.9 : So stupid
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9.2.10 : Worked harder than
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9.2.11 : Colder than
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9.2.12 : So tall
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9.2.13 : Darker than
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9.2.14 : Smarter than
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9.2.15 : It stunk so bad it would knock a turd off a gut wagon
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9.2.16 : Slower than
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9.2.17 : Drier than
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9.2.18 : So dry in Southern Utah, there are seventeen-year-old frogs there that don't know how to swim
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9.2.19 : Couldn't whip [anything] with an eggbeater
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9.2.20 : Lower than
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9.2.2l : Couldn't beat his way out of a paper bag.
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9.2.22 : He is a few bricks shy of a load
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9.2.23 : In the shake of a lamb's tail
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9.2.24 : Shot at and missed, [crapped] on and hit
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9.2.25 : Hell is when what you are meets with what you could have been
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9.2.26 : Hit so hard you're going to wind up in the middle of next week
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9.2.27 : So ugly. . . See also: 6.3.1.28
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9.2.28 : So scared
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9.2.29 : Gone like dog [crap] in a sticker patch
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9.2.30 : Meaner than
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9.2.31 : Not strong enough to pull yer hat off
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9.2.32 : Happier than
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9.2.33 : He's so black he's blurple
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9.2.34 : Snow is the peanut butter of nature, it's crunchy, kids love it, it also sticks to the roof of your house
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9.2.35 : Better than
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9.2.36 : So small
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9.2.37 : Quicker than
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9.2.38 : Had dysentery so bad that he could
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9.2.39 : Drunker than
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9.2.40 : Higher than
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9.2.41 : Not worth a tinker's curse/dam
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9.2.42 : So surprised he
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9.2.43 : Stronger than
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9.2.44 : Dumber than
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9.2.45 : So cold
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9.2.46 : Yo momma
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9.2.47 : Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
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9.2.48 : Uglier than a mud fence in a rainstorm
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9.2.49 : She doesn't have both oars in the water
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9.2.50 : He has a screw loose
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9.2.51 : She has cobwebs in the attic
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9.2.52 : You look like the south end of a northbound duck
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9.2.53 : When he blew his nose, he blew so hard his brains came out too
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9.2.54 : So mad
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9.2.55 : [Going to the bathroom] in tall cotton and wiping your [butt] on the leaves
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9.2.56 : Tighter than
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9.2.57 : Busier than
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9.2.58 : Laughing until the cows come home
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9.2.59 : Blacker than
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9.2.60 : So slow
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9.2.61 : So bad
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9.2.62 : Slicker than
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9.2.63 : Funnier than
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9.2.64 : So poor
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9.2.65 : Uglier than
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9.2.66 : Strong enough
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9.2.67 : So mean he could eat the legs off a rat
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9.2.68 : Madder than
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9.2.69 : He has the wit of a dead dog
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9.2.70 : That thing couldn't spin its wheels going up a hill in a snow storm
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9.2.71 : Fish, cut bait or go ashore
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9.2.72 : It's so dry in Arizona that when the dew was sent to be analyzed it registered 30% moisture
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9.2.73 : Nuttier than a fruitcake
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9.2.74 : Knee high to a grasshopper
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9.2.75 : His bark's worse than his bite
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9.2.76 : Not worth a pinch of [crap]
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9.2.77 : It's older than Mathuslum
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9.2.78 : You are so tough your spit even bounces
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.79 : You're fuller than Tut Larson when he drank a barrel of beer
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.80 : The wind's blowing so hard it could blow links off a logging chain!
.1 (Item)
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9.2.81 : Boy, it's colder than a tin toliet in the Yukons!
.2 (Item)
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9.2.82 : Nastier than cat pee
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.83 : Thinner than magpie shit on a telephone pole
.1 (Item)
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9.2.84 : Crookeder than a dogs hind leg
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9.2.85 : They will be busier than a cranberry merchant
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.86 : Wilder than a march hare
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.87 : Leaders are like eagles
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.88 : Truth is stranger than fiction
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.89 : Man is like a postage stamp
.1 (Item)
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16 9
9.2.90 : Words run faster than horses
.1 (Item)
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9.0 : Miscellaneous
Box Folder
16 10
9.0.1 : Preach hellfire and damnation
.1 (Item)
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9.0.2 : He'll stay around until the last dog is hung
.1 (Item)
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9.0.3 : Straight from the horse's mouth
.2 (Item)
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16 10
9.0.4 : Hold your horses
.6 (Items)
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16 10
9.0.5 : I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother
.4 (Items)
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16 10
9.0.6 : Metaphoric speech
.1 (Items)
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10. :  EuphemismsReturn to Top

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Box Folder
17 1
10.1 : For Zipping up a Zipper
Box Folder
17 1
10.1.1 : What's the fastest speed in Texas?
.1 (Item)
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17 1
10.1.2 : You've got an egg on your chin
.1 (Item)
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17 1
10.1.3 : Shut your barn door/Your cows are getting out
.3 (Items)
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17 1
10.1.4 : XYZ
.3 (Items)
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17 1
10.1.5 : Is your zipper afraid of heights?
.3 (Items)
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17 2
10.2 : For an Undergarment that's Showing
Box Folder
17 2
10.2.1 : It's snowing down South
.5 (Items)
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17 2
10.2.2 : Your religion is showing
.1 (Item)
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17 2
10.2.3 : Why don't you have a party in your brassiere and invite your slip up
.1 (Item)
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17 2
10.2.4 : Lace curtains for your sitting room
.1 (Item)
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17 2
10.2.5 : Is there a flag raising ceremony?
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17 2
10.2.6 : You're showing
.2 (Item)
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17 3
10.3 : For Death
Box Folder
17 3
10.3.1 : Bought the farm
.1 (Item)
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17 3
10.3.2 : Chewing the grass
.1 (Item)
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17 3
10.3.3 : Shot his bolt
.1 (Item)
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17 3
10.3.4 : Hang up your hat
.1 (Item)
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17 4
10.4 : For Menstruation
Box Folder
17 4
10.4.1: Falling off the roof
.2 (Items)
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17 4
10.4.2: The curse
.2 (Items)
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17 4
10.4.3: Martha/Aunt Martha
.2 (Item)
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17 4
10.4.4: Plugs (tampons)
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17 4
10.4.5: On the rag
.3 (Item)
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17 4
10.4.6: Ragin
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17 4
10.4.7: Charlie
.2 (Item)
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17 5
10.5 : For Urinating, Defecating, Flatulence
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17 5
10.5.1 : Going to check the traps
.2 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.2 : Visiting . . . (Mrs. Murphy, Grandma Jones)
.2 (Items)
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17 5
10.5.3 : Going to see a man about a horse
.7 (Items)
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17 5
10.5.4 : Talking to John
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17 5
10.5.5 : Go shake the dew off a lily
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.6 : Have to go powder my face
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.7 : I need to take a squirt
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.8 : I need to water my horse
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.9 : I have to take a leak
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.10: I have to take a whiz
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.11 : I have to drain the main vein
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.12 : I have to relieve myself
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.13 : I need to tinkle
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.14 : I need to go potty
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.15 : I need to take a drip
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.16 : I need to exude my bladder
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.17 : My molars are floating
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.18 : Letting/squash a frog (flatulence)
.4 (Items)
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17 5
10.5.19 : Cut the cheese (flatulence)
.3 (Items)
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17 5
10.5.20 : Letting a stinker (flatulence)
.2 (Items)
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17 5
10.5.21 : Letting a fart (flatulence)
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.22 : I just blew my "O" ring
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.23 : It's time for me to shake hands with the preacher
.2 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.24 : Torquing a buelle
.1 (Item)
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17 5
10.5.25 : Shake hands with a friend
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6 : For Places
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17 6
10.6.1: Up north
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17 6
10.6.2 : Out below (Rexburg and Idaho Falls, ID)
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10.6.3 : Lower 48 (Continental U.S.)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.4 : Up country / down country (Jackson / Big Piney, WY)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.5 : Mainland (49 U.S. States and Canada)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.6 : The World (Unites States, used by Vietnam servicemen)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.7 : Welcome to Utah: Land of the Funny Underwear
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.8 : Moab (Utah) is liken to the hole in a doughnut
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.9 : Happy Valley (Cache Valley, UT)
.2 (Items)
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17 6
10.6.10 : North Fory (Logan, UT)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.11 : The Principal Place (Cutchogue, NY)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.12 : Skunk Lane (road in Cutchogue, NY)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.13 : Hop Bottom (PA)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.14 : Parkhandle (Southeastern Alaska)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.15 : Scare Canyon
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.16 : The Lunchroom (Place to hunt deer)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.17 : Little Egypt
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.18 : JCC
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.19 : Package Store (Liquor store in the East)
.1 (Item)
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17 6
10.6.20 : Snob hill
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17 6
10.6.21 : The City
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17 6
10.6.22 : Lower 48
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17 6
10.6.23 : Butt Freakin' Eqypt
.1 (Item)
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17 7
10.7 : For Marriage, Sex, Pregnancy
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17 7
10.7.1 : She has one in the oven (pregnancy).
.1 (Item)
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17 7
10.7.2 : Bit the dust (for getting married)
.2 (Item)
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17 7
10.7.3 : Shooting the sliver bullet (for losing virginity)
.1 (Item)
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17 7
10.7.4 : Seventeen will get you twenty (rape)
.1 (Item)
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17 7
10.7.5 : Schme-schma (sex)
.2 (Item)
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17 7
10.7.6 : Baby fat
.1 (Item)
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17 7
10.7.7 : Fragnant
.2 (Item)
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17 7
10.7.8 : BBAD
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17 7
10.7.9 : "The Sex"
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8 : For Swearing and Cursing. See also: 6.3.2.2
Box Folder
17 8
10.8.1 : Goodness gracious Agnes George!
.2 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.2 : Heavens to Betsy Ross, sewing on a flag Christmas Eve in the morning
.3 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.3 : Blast it!
.2 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.4 : I swan!
.2 (Items)
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17 8
10.8.5 : Godfrey Ashler
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.6 : My clavicle! Oh earth!
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.7 : Flip
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.8 : Rats!
.3 (Items)
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17 8
10.8.9 : Jack Knife!
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.10 : Dribble Nits
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.11 : Land sakes alive
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.12 : Oh-Gutu-see-a (Norwegian for 'For Goodness Sakes')
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.13 : Ah, fur heck sakes
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.14 : Oh my sainted aunt!
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.15 : For heaven sakes
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.16 : I about had a fit and jumped in it
.2 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.17 : Oh my stars and garters
.4 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.18 : One of those
.5 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.19 : That brasses me off!
.1 (Item)
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17 8
10.8.20 : Biznatch
.1 (Item)
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17 9
10.9 : For Body Parts
Box Folder
17 9
10.9.1 : Bonos (breasts)
.1 (Item)
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17 9
10.9.2 : Booze-moose (breasts)
.2 (Item)
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17 9
10.9.3 : Chi-Chi's (Spanish for breasts)
.1 (Item)
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17 9
10.9.4 : Lakes (Behinds)
.1 (Item)
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17 9
10.9.5 : Bottles (Breasts)
.1 (Item)
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17 10
10.0 : Miscellaneous
Box Folder
17 10
10.0.1 : Went by way of Montpelier (when someone does things the hard way)
.1 (Item)
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17 10
10.0.2 : Rail road track (for a run in nylons)
.1 (Item)
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17 10
10.0.3 : ZCMI- Zions Collection of Mormon Idiots
.1 (Item)
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17 10
10.0.4 : I've got forty ‘leven things to do (when someone has a lot to do)
.1 (Item)
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17 10
10.0.5 : To gork (for vomiting)
.1 (Item)
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17 10
10.0.6 : Highwaters or Floods
.5 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.7 : Groady
.2 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.8 : You've got a Theo
.2 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.9 : Wing nut
.2 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.10 : Poge
.1 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.11 : Puke
.1 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.12 : Do I Have Friends
.1 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.13 : Bat in the Cave
.1 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.14 : Pulling a Howard
.1 (Items)
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17 10
10.0.15: You're a wus!
.1 (Items)
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11. :  LanguageReturn to Top

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Box Folder
17 11
11.1 : Artificial Languages
Box Folder
17 11
11.1.1 : Pig Latin
.5 (Items)
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17 11
11.1.2 : Hobble-obble
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17 11
11.1.3 : Who has false teeth?
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0 : Miscellaneous
Box Folder
17 11
11.1.0.1 : Forester's Talk
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.2 : Names and Handles
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.3 : Lilly Language
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.4 : Op
.3 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.5 : Nuncamente
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.6 : Ig'nrnt
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.7 : Kettlings
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.8 : Ong Language
.2 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.9 : Jeet Nodju Squeat
.1 (Item)
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17 11
11.1.0.10 : IB
Digital Items: 1
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17 11
11.1.0.11 : Written artificial code
Digital Items: 1
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17 11
11.1.0.12 : Dwarfish
Digital Items: 1
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17 11
11.1.0.13 : Fruit Code
Digital Items: 1
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17 11
11.1.0.14 : Weather Watchers
Digital Items: 1
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17 11
11.1.0.15 : Secret code in elementary school
Digital Items: 1
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17 11
11.1.0.16 : Elvish
Digital Items: 1, 2
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17 12
11.2 : Accents
Box Folder
17 12
11.2.1 : Foreign Accents
Box Folder
17 12
11.2.1.1 : "Vell, ifn' you vant to vight...."
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.2 : "Mine-a-brother"
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.3 : "I'm hunt der hare"
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.4 : Me ‘orse is crook
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.5 : The Puzzled Dutchman
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17 12
11.2.1.6 : Sink
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.7 : Something
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17 12
11.2.1.8 : It's teem tae gang wa'
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.9 : Oofta
.2 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.10 : Somethink
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17 12
11.2.1.11 : Turdy-turd
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.12 : Anythink
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.13 : Polly tic al
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17 12
11.2.1.14 : When hi (I) was over in joly hold (old) Hengland (England) they used to call be Ansome Arry (Handsome Harry) with the Auburn Air(hair)
.1 (Item)
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17 12
11.2.1.15: tele
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17 12
11.2.1.16: Norwegian Missionary Linguistic Mishap
Digital Items: 1
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17 12
11.2.1.17: Norwegian Phase
Digital Items: 1
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17 13
11.2.2 : Utah accents
Box Folder
17 13
11.2.2.1 : Ranch words
.1 (Item)
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17 13
11.2.2.2 : You tear (Utah)
.1 (Item)
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17 13
11.2.2.3 : Uh-tah (Utah)
.1 (Item)
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17 13
11.2.2.4 : Wallsville (Wellsville, Utah)
.2 (Item)
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17 13
11.2.2.5 : Lilac
.1 (Item)
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17 13
11.2.2.6 : My lard
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0 : Miscellaneous
Box Folder
17 14
11.2.0.1 : The Watermellion
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.2 : Crick/Creek
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.3 : Sho-nuf (sure enough)
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.4 : Cupon (coupon)
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.5 : Please
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17 14
11.2.0.6 : I live on the coiner in Wallsville (the corner in Wellsville)
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.7 : No. Never again will wooves howl around Mount Naomi
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.8 : Tinny Arse
.1 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.9 : Announcer Voice
.3 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.10 : Dang Dude Voice
.2 (Item)
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17 14
11.2.0.11 : High Voice
.3 (Item)
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11.3 : Dialects
Box Folder
17 15
11.3.1 : Syntactical variations
Box Folder
17 15
11.3.1.1 : I've seen him yet already
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.2 : I've known her long already
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.3 : You look good in the face
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.4 : Throw papa down the stairs his hat
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.5 : Let's walk the street down
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.6 : Ruben's tooth ouches him
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.7 : Outen the light
.3 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.8 : My hair needs cut/My car needs washed
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.9 : Summers I leave my sweater summers else
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.10 : Say What?
.2 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.11 : Throw the cow over the fence some hay
.2 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.12 : Throw mama from the train a kiss
.3 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.13 : Churries
.2 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.14 : Otter
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.15 : Ole uncle
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.16 : Years
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.17 : He doesn't cut up
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.18 : Folks
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.19 : Condomanian
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.20 : Bar-ette
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.21 : An-ve-lop
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.22 : Carcass
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.23 : La-bra-tree
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.24 : Miz-er-e
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.25 : Y'all
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.26 : Ap' ra kat
.2 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.27 : Amaganation
.2 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.28 : I have a raft of things in my head
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.3.1.29 : Westerners' dialect
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.4.1 : Onomatopoeia
Box Folder
17 15
11.4.1.1 : Onomatopoeia
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5: Vernacular Language
Box Folder
17 15
11.5.1: World of War Craft
Box Folder
17 15
11.5.1.1: Pwned
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.2: Roflcopter
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.3: IRL
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.4: Filthy Gib
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.5: Sensation
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.6: WTT/WTB
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.7: AFK
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.8: Add
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.9: Meat Shield
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.10: NFC
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.11: PVP
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17 15
11.5.1.12: PVE
.1 (Item)
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17 15
11.5.1.13: Ninja
.1 (Item)
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12. :  Wellerisms Return to Top

Container(s): Box 17, Folder 16

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Box Folder
17 16
12.1 : "I see," said the blind man
.23 (Items)
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17 16
12.2 : "A little goes a long way," said the little old lady as she peed into the ocean
.3 (Items)
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17 16
12.3 : "Everyone to their own taste," said the old woman as she kissed the cow
.3 (Items)
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17 16
12.4 : "Aha," she cried, as she shook her wooden leg
.2 (Items)
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17 16
12.5 : "Look before you leap," said the man before he fell in the hole
.2 (Items)
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17 16
12.6 : It's a poor cookie that can't grease it's own bottom
.1 (Item)
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17 16
12.7 : It's a damned poor piece of pie that won't help itself off the plate
.3 (Item)
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17 16
12.8 : It's a mighty nasty bird that messes in it's own nest
.3 (Item)
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17 16
12.9 : "Doggone", said the Indian as his dog fell off the cliff
.1 (Item)
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17 16
12.10 : Why Practice
.1 (Item)
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17 16
12.11 : Life is tough and then you die
.1 (Item)
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17 16
12.12 : If the grass is greener in the other fellows yard let him worry about cutting it
.1 (Item)
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17 16
12.13 : Treat them how they want to be treated
.1 (Item)
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13. :  Spoonerisms Return to Top

Container(s): Box 17, Folder 17

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Box Folder
17 17
13.1 : Mrs. Playbody will now pea for us
.2 (Item)
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17 17
13.2 : Mardon me Padam
.2 (Item)
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17 17
13.3 : Take me drunk, I'm home!
.2 (Item)
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17 17
13.4 : And we're off like a turd of hurdles
.1 (Item)
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17 17
13.5 : Oh, I'm not under the alk afluence of incahol as some thinkalk peep so
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17 17
13.6 : The hurrier I go, the behinder I get
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17 17
13.7 : What a mell of a hess
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17 17
13.8 : I get my nerds mixed
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0. :  Miscellaneous, Folk Say Return to Top

Container(s): Box 17, Folder 18

Container(s) Description Dates
Box Folder
17 18
0.1 : O God, if there is a God, bless my soul if I have a soul
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17 18
0.2 : Don't you know them potatoes got eyes?
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17 18
0.3 : Automotive Acronyms
.1 (Item)
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17 18
0.4 : Clean Beans or Dirty Gurts
.1 (Item)
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17 18
0.5 : You better shut up or you will get jumped
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17 18
0.6 : We make hay while the sun shines, for tomorrow it rains
.5 (Item)
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17 18
0.7 : Don't take any wooden nickles
.1 (Item)
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17 18
0.8 : Don't let your (explicit) get harder than your head
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17 18
0.9 : That torques my jaws
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17 18
0.10 : Laura wears a dress
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17 18
0.11 : Keep it wrinkled
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17 18
0.12 : Remember, keep your zipper up and you won't get in trouble
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Names and SubjectsReturn to Top

Subject Terms

  • Figures of speech--Folklore.
  • Folklore archives--Utah.
  • Folklore--West (U.S.)
  • Manners and customs--Folklore.
  • Proverbs, American--Folklore.
  • Rhyming games--United States--Folklore.
  • Spoonerisms--Folklore.
  • Terms and phrases--United States--Folklore.
  • Wellerisms--Folklore.

Corporate Names

  • Utah State University. Folklore Program. (contributor)