Guide to the USU student folklore genre collection of speech,
1960-2011

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Overview of the Collection

Creator: Fife Folklore Archives
Title: USU student folklore genre collection of speech
Dates: 1960-2011 ( inclusive )
Quantity: ca. 3000 items
Collection Number: USU_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 3: Speech
Summary: Folk speech collected by undergraduate students in USU (1960s to present) and BYU (1960 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S.
Repository: Utah State University. Merrill-Cazier Library. Special Collections and Archives
Fife Folklore Archives

Merrill-Cazier Library
Utah State University
3000 Old Main Hill
Logan, UT 84322-3000
Phone: 435 797-2663
Fax: 435 797-2880
Email: scweb@usu.edu

Languages: Collection materials are in English. 
Sponsor: Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008

Historical Note

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:

  • Group 1: customs (foodways)
  • Group 2: belief
  • Group 3: speech
  • Group 4: tales and jokes
  • Group 5: songs
  • Group 6: games and pranks
  • Group 7: legends: character, contemporary, etiological, human condition, supernatural non-religious and supernatural religious
  • Group 8: material culture
  • Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Content Description

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 3: Speech consists of approximately 2,500 individual items of folk speech collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

  • 1.Children's Rhymes and Sayings
  • 2.Fun and Humorous Rhymes and Sayings
  • 3.Occupational and Avocational Rhymes and Sayings
  • 4.Written Rhymes, Poetry, and Sayings
  • 5.Parodies
  • 6.Folk Speech
  • 7.Folk Poetry
  • 8.Proverbs, Proverb-like Sayings, Homilies
  • 9.Proverbial Comparisons
  • 10.Euphemisms
  • 11.Language
  • 12.Wellerisms
  • 13.Spoonerisms
  • 14.Electronic Speech

Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives. Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

Use of the Collection

Restrictions on Access :  Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

Restrictions on Use :  Copyright

It is the responsibility of the user to obtain permission to publish from the owner of the copyright (the institution, the creator of the record, the author or his/her transferees, heirs, legates, or literary executors). The user agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Utah State University Libraries, its officers, employees, and agents from and against all claims made by any person asserting that he or she is an owner of copyright.

Patrons must sign and comply with the USU Special Collections and Archives Use Agreement and Reproduction Order form as well as any restrictions placed by the collector or informant(s).

Permission to publish material from the USU student folklore genre collection of speech must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.

Preferred Citation :  

USU Student Folklore Genre collection: Speech, 1960-2011. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 3, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

Administrative Information

Arrangement :

Arrangement: topical.

Acquisition Information :  

The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 3: Speech cover the period from the early 1960s to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Processing Note :  

Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Merrisah Yonk, 2013. Finding aid created by Randy Williams, October 2003.


Detailed Description of the Collection

1. :  Children's Rhymes and Sayings
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1 : Nursery Rhymes
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1.1 : It's raining, it's pouring
.7 (Items)
1 1 1.1.2 : There was a crooked man
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.3 : One, two, buckle your shoe
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.4 : Monday's child is fair of face
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.5. : Star light, star bright
.5 (Items)
1 1 1.1.6 : Georgie Porgie
.2 (Items)
1 1 1.1.7 : Humpty Dumpty
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.8 : Hope is like a harebell, trembling from it's birth
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.9 : Los Pollitos (Cheep, cheep, cheep)
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.10 : La Patita (The duck with her hat and shawl waddles)
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.11 : La Hormiguita (There goes the little ant with her umbrella)
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.12 : Los tres pecesitos (Three little fish went for a swim)
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.13 : Una Hormiguita (While running, an ant found a coin)
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.14 : Tiddly winks, tiddly winks
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.15 : Mama lived in Turkey town, Papa lived in Dover
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.16 : Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home
.10 (Item)
1 2 1.1.17 : We are the spider fighters
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.18 : Head shoulders, knees and toes
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.19 : I'm a little teapot
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.20 : Jack and Jill
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.21 : Hey Diddle, Diddle
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2 : Play Rhymes, Fingerplay Sayings
Box
Folder
1 3 1.2.1 : This little piggy.
.10 (Items)
1 3 1.2.2 : Shoe the (old) horse
.5 (Items)
1 3 1.2.3 : Wash the baby's (lady's) dishes
.3 (Items)
1.2.4 : Two little blackbirds sitting on a hill
.1-.2
1 3 1.2.5 : Eye-winker, tom-tinker
.6 (Items)
1 3 1.2.6 : My father your father
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2.7 : Who wants a sack o' potatoes?
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2.8 : Here comes a mouse
.3 (Items)
1 3 1.2.9 : I have a little sister
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2.10 : Round and round the garden
.2 (Items)
1 4 1.2.11 : Here is the church, here is the steeple
.5 (Items)
1 4 1.2.12 : Lilleput, lilleput, Sally lost her locket
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.13 : Don't you dare laugh
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.14 : Ten little Indians standing in a row
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.15 : Five little monkeys
.5 (Item)
1 4 1.2.16 : See my finger, see my thumb
.3 (Item)
1 4 1.2.17 : Five bees in a hive
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.18 : Eensy Beensy Spider
.2 (Items)
1 4 1.2.19 : One, Two, Three
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.20 : Fingers, Fingers
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.21 : Walk around the house
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.22 : Five little ducks
.2 (Item)
1 5 1.2.23 : Here sits the Lord Mayor
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.24 : Knock on the door
.2 (Items)
1 5 1.2.25 : Five little squirrels
.2 (Items)
1 5 1.2.26 : Four green and speckled frogs
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.27 : Tom-ee-tot, Slick-a-pot, Long-a-maugh
.2 (Item)
1 5 1.2.28 : Friend, foe, lover, beau
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.29 : See-saw Margerie Daw
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.30 : Name the toes
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.31 : Momma had a baby and it's head popped off (Dandelion Popping)
.7 (Item)
1 5 1.2.32 : Shut up and drink your beer
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.33 : Door Knocker, Eye Winker...
.2 (Item)
1 5 1.2.34 : There was a little mousie and he lived right here...
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.35 : Ink rhyme
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.36 : Pins, needles. What goes up a chimeny? Smoke
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.37 : Tom Tinker, Eye Winker, Eye Blinker, Nose Dropper, Mouth Eater, Chin Chopper, Gulley, Gulley, Gulley.
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.38 : Applum, Pearum, Kissenberry, Plum, Plum, Plum.
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3 : Game and School Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
1 6 1.3.1 : Ring around the rosies
.3 (Items)
1 6 1.3.2 : Ollie, ollie oxen free
.2 (Items)
1 6 1.3.3 : I swear I will cooperate and no crossies count
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.4 : Dead ____in the middle of the road; I one it, you two it, I three it, you four it...
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.5 : Tam Pierce, Tam Pierce, I stole your horse
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.6 : Sally's in the sugar bowl; she's been crying, because her mother's dying
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.7 : Baltimore; apple core; who's your friend?
.2 (Items)
1 6 1.3.8 : ___________'s it, ___________'s it; had a fit; couldn't get over her arithmetic
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.9 : Criss-cross double-cross nobody else can play with us
.2 (Items)
1 7 1.3.10 : Tick, tock, the game is locked
.21 (Items)
1 7 1.3.11 : Rhea, rhea runka
.1 (Item)
1 7 1.3.12 : Apple Cider, Pumpkin Pie, who's not ready holler I
.1 (Item)
1 7 1.3.13 : Step on a crack and you break your mother's back
.21 (Items)
1 7 1.3.14 : Daniel Boone was a man, a big man, but the bear was bigger
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.15 : I can fight and I can kill 'cause I'm the king of bunker-hill
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.16 : Introduce yourself
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.17 : Cross my heart and hope to die
.8 (Items)
1 8 1.3.18 : Place backs no say backs
.2 (Items)
1 8 1.3.19 : I'm gonna tell on you, you put ants in my pants, and made me do the boogie dance
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.20 : The name game
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.21 : No backs, touching black
.2 (Item)
1 8 1.3.22 : Handy dandy shake my hand - promise to obey, or else you pay
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.23 : I promise, I promise - if I cheat I'll die and you can stick a needle in my eye
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.24 : l 2 3 4 5 I caught a fish alive
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.25 : Teacher, Teacher I declare I see someone's underwear
.4 (Items)
1 8 1.3.26 : Boys go to Jupiter to get stupider; girls go to Mars to get more candy bars
.3 (Items)
1 8 1.3.27 : There's a place in France where the women wear no pants
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.28 : Did you get the letter I sent? No. I must have forgotten to stamp it!
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.29 : Girls are sugar and spice and everything nice...
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.30 : Apple, Peaches, Plums and Pies, who's not ready hollor "I"
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.31 : Teacher, Teacher I've been thinking, what the heck have you been drinking...
.2 (Item)
1 8 1.3.32 : Double rats, hails bells, well for sooth, far out right on, peachie-king
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.33 : Regergitate, regergitate, throw up all the food you ate. V-O-M-I-T vomit, vomit, vomit
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.34 : Fairy fine fellow queer through
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.35 : When you're kissin' your honey and you think it's runny don't stop cuz it's not
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.36 : White, white you die tonight
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.37 : I'll write on white and save yellow for your fellow
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.38 : Ink-a-bink, a bottle of ink, the cork fel out, and you stink..
.1 (Item)
1 9 1.4 : Counting Out Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
1 9 1.4.1 : Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. (See also: Speech 1.5.109)
.33 (Items)
1 9 1.4.2 : One potato, two potato
.19 (Items)
1 10 1.4.3 : Ip, dip, dip; my little ship
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.4 : Mr. Brown, went to town to get a bucket of paint
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.5 : Ina, mina, tipsa, tina . . . Out you go. (Eenie, Meenie, Tiska Teenie; Eny meeny hipla-dick; Ibitty, bibitty, sibitty, sab; eeny meeny pebble deeny)
.5 (Items)
1 10 1.4.6 : One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go
.3 (Items)
1 10 1.4.7 : My mother said to pick the very best one, and you're not it
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.8 : My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes
.15 (Items)
1 10 1.4.9 : I lit a match, then I blew it out
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.10: One re-orey ickory Ann; Philosy-pholosy Nickolas John
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.11 : Ena, meena, dixa, deena; acha, pacha, dominacha
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.12 : Icka, backa, soda cracker; icka, backa, boo
.4 (Items)
1 11 1.4.13 : Engine, engine, number nine. (See also Speech 1.5.67)
.19 (Items)
1 11 1.4.14 : My ___ (dog/Elvis) died last night, what color was his ____ (blood/hair)?
.3 (Items)
1 11 1.4.15 : Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish. (See also Speech 1.5.27)
.19 (Items)
1 11 1.4.16 : My shoe, how old are you?
.15 (Items)
1 11 1.4.17 : Mickey Mouse built a house. How many bricks did he use?
.2 (Items)
1 11 1.4.18 : Inky binky bottle of ink
.9 (Items)
1 11 1.4.19 : Oneree, tworee, hickree on
.2 (Items)
1 11 1.4.20 : One saw, two saw, sickie saw san
.1 (Item)
1 11 1.4.21 : One, two, three, O'Leary...
.1 (Items)
1 11 1.4.22 : One fat hen and a couple of ducks...
.1 (Items)
1 11 1.4.23 : One, two, three, four, and five, I caught a hare alive; six, seven, eight, nine, and ten, I let him go again.
.1 (Items)
2 1 1.5 : Jump-rope Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
2 1 1.5.1 : HELP.
.12 (Items)
2 1 1.5.2 : Spelling out the alphabet
.1 (Item)
2 1 1.5.3 : Keep the kettle boiling
.4 (Items)
2 1 1.5.4 : Vote, vote, vote for _________
.5 (Items)
2 2-4 1.5.5 : Cinderella, dressed in yellow. (See also 1.5.5.73 for Cinderella dressed in pink.)
.94 (Items)
2 5 and 6 1.5.6 : Not last night, but the night before/Spanish dancer
.60(Items)
2 7 1.5.7 : Bluebells, cockle shells
.23 (Items)
2 8 1.5.8 : Mabel, Mabel, set the table
.13 (Items)
2 9 1.5.9 : Fudge, fudge, call the judge
.15 (Items)
2 10 and 11 1.5.10 : Down by the river (ocean), down by the sea
.28 (Items)
3 1 1.5.11 : Little Orphan Annie
.5 (Items)
3 2 1.5.12 : I had a little __________, his name was ______, put him in the bathtub
.17 (Items)
3 2 1.5.13 : I like coffee, I like tea
.10 (Items)
3 2 1.5.14 : Grace, Grace, dressed in lace
.6 (Items)
3 2 1.5.15 : Donald Duck was a one legged duck
.4 (Items)
3 2 1.5.16 : Spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
.2 (Items)
3 3 1.5.17 : Bo, bo, bo for _________; Charcoal _______ at the door
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.18 : Charlie Chaplin (Marco Polo, Shirley Temple) went to France
.6 (Items)
3 3 1.5.19 : Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin', what that stuff is you been drinkin'
.7 (Items)
3 3 1.5.20 : Peach tree, plum tree
.1 (Items)
3 3 1.5.21 : I was born in a frying pan
.1 (Items)
3 3 1.5.22 : Pump, pump, pump the gasoline
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.23 : Blondie and Dagwood went to town
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.24 : Apple pie, cream, and tart
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.25 : Ice cream soda, Delaware punch
.11 (Item)
3 3 1.5.26 : We're having Lapioli; she's made from macaroni
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.27 : Bubble gum in a dish; how many pieces do you wish? (See also Speech 1.4.15)
.5 (Item)
3 3 1.5.28 : Ten little monkeys, jumping on a bed
.3 (Items)
3 4 1.5.29 : Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.
.15 (Items)
3 4 1.5.30 : White, white, you got married in a sewer pipe
.1 (Item)
3 4 1.5.31 : I went to Arkansas, to buy myself a saw
.3 (Items)
3 4 1.5.32 : ____________ sat on a pin; how many inches did it go in?
.2 (Items)
3 4 1.5.33 : Red, white, and blue; stars shine on you
.1 (Item)
3 4 1.5.34 : Bluebells, bluebells, daffodils and daisies
.1 (Item)
3 4 1.5.35 : Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around
.27 (Items)
3 5 1.5.36 : That crazy old man from China
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.37 : Heigh ho, Silver; how 'bout a date?
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.38 : I am a little Dutch girl, dressed in blue
.3 (Items)
3 5 1.5.39 : I have a secret I won't tell
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.40 : Apple, apple
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.41 : Register, register, register for school
.5 (Items)
3 5 1.5.42 : Strawberry shortcake, cream on top
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.43 : The spades of eeni, beeni, pepsideeni
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.44 : Tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, peas
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.45 : Hi, hi up in the sky
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.46 : Hi Diddly Dumpty
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.47 : Way down south where I was born
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.48 : Soloman Grundy
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.49 : Red hot pepper
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.50 : My sister had a boyfriend
.1 (item)
3 5 1.5.51 : My sister had a baby
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.52 : Johnny over the ocean
.3 (Items)
3 5 1.5.53 : Down in the meadow
.8 (Items)
3 5 1.5.54 : Monkey, monkey bottle of beer
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.55 : Two in together
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.56 : Jack be Nimble
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.57 : Queen Bee play with me
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.58 : Teacher, teacher
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.59 : There was an old woman
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.60 : Sister, sister come on in.
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.61 : Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine
.5 (Items)
3 6 1.5.62 : When I was two and going on three
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.63 : Tell when your birthday comes
.3 (Items)
3 6 1.5.64 : There sits ______, sweet as a rose
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.65 : The clock stands still
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.66 : Raspberry jam
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.67 : Engine, engine. (See also Speech 1.4.13)
.2 (Item)
3 6 1.5.68 : ______ drank some marmalade
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.69 : Last night I went to the department store. (Elevator)
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.70 : There sits _____ sweet as a rose
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3 6 1.5.71 : ______ and ______ sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of sixteen cents
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.72 : Little Miss Pink, died last night
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.73 : California Peaches come tap me on the back
.2 (Item)
1.5.74 : High water, low water, evy, ivy, overs
.1
3 6 1.5.75 : My mother, your mother lived across the street. (See also Speech 1.6.9)
.6 (Items)
3 6 1.5.76 : All in together according to the weather
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.77 : Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her father forty whacks
.2 (Item)
3 6 1.5.78 : There was a little turtle, he lived in a box
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.79 : Ricky ricky rust/We're not allowed to cuss
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.80 : Changing bedrooms one by one..
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.81 : Helicopter, helicopter turn around
.3 (Items)
1.5.82 : Gyspy lady do the splits, gypsy lady give a high kick
.2
3 6 1.5.83 : One, Two, buckle my shoe
.2 (Item)
3 6 1.5.84 : Two little love birds sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
.7 (Items)
3 7 1.5.85 : Down by the river where the green grass grows, there sits Mary as pretty as a rose.
.7 (Items)
3 7 1.5.86 : Say, say old playmate, come out and play with me
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.87 : It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoring
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.88 : Keep the pot a-boilin' just for ______
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.89 : Buster, Buster climb the tree..
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.90 : Tillie the toiler, sat on a boiler..
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.91 : Rooms for rent, inquire within, when I move out, let (name) move in
.3 (Items)
3 7 1.5.92 : I wish I had a nickel, I wish I had a dime
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.93 : Here comes the teacher with the big fat stick
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.94 : I went downtown to see Miss Brown
.3 (Items)
3 7 1.5.95 : Sally Rand, lost her fan. Run, run, run, as fast as you can
.2 (Items)
3 7 1.5.96 : Who's for the planets, who's for the stars
.2 (Items)
3 7 1.5.97 : Sugar and cream, bread and butter, what's the name of my true lover? A, B . .
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.98 : Bread and butter, sugar and spice, how many boys think I am nice? 1. 2, 3 . .
.4 (Items)
3 7 1.5.99 : My mother sent me down to get some potatoes, how many potatoes did she send me to get? 1, 2, 3 . .
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.100 : One little, two little, three little cabbage patch
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.101 : My brother went to sea, sea, sea; to see what he could see, see, see
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.102 : Last night I saw upon the stair, a little man who wasn't there
.3 (Item)
3 7 1.5.103 : Over the Garden Wall I watched my baby fall
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.104 : Standing at the Corner Chewing bubble gum
.4 (Items)
3 7 1.5.105 : Sailor, Sailor do your duty
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.106 : Diamond, ruby, emerald, pearl
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.107 : Let's play school
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.108 : My wee brother is no good
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.109 : Eni, eni, mino, mo, set the baby on the po (pot)
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.110 : Anna Banana played the piana
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.111 : Janet, Janet don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! (Change names each time)
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.112 : Birdie, birdie, in the sky; why you'd drop that in my eye; I'm a big boy, I don't cry; Boy, I am sure glad the elephants don't fly
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.113 : ____ and ____ were sitting on the porch, their lips were tightly pressed, the old man gave the signal, and the bulldog did the rest
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.114 : Ice cream, ice cream cherry on top!
.2 (Item)
3 7 1.5.115 : Postman, postman do your duty. . .She can lift her petticoats high above her hips and split.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.116 : Jump left, jump right, jump the rope, gonna get married don't you hope. One it's an old man, two it's a frog, three it's __ sittin' on a log.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.117 : Judge, judge, the judge is eating beans, now he's in the bathtub letting submarines.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.118 : Mable, Mable, set the table, don't forget the salt and pepper (turn).
.9 (Item)
3 7 1.5.119 : Susie took the cookies from the cookie jar; "Who me?", "Yes you!" Couldn't be, then who?....
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.120 : Riddle me this, and riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat!.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.121 : Texas Texaco, Over the hills to Mexico, Do the splits, splits, splits, Do the kicks, kicks, kicks.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.122 : Blue bells, cockle shells, Evie, Ivy, Overhead.
.9 (Item)
3 7 1.5.123 : Salt, vinigar, mustard, pepper, ceeder, cider, red hot pepper.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.124 : My boyfriends name is Toney; he lives in the land of baloney;with pickles on his nose and cherry's on his toes; this is my boyfriend Foney.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.125 : Vote for Robin, vote for Robin, how many votes will she get?
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.126 : Apple, peaches, pears and plums, jump in when your birthday comes (list all the months in the year).
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.127 : Pom, pom, Pompador (name 1) calling (name 2) to the door. (name 2) is the lady who takes care of the baby so we dont need (name 1) anymore.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.128 : Vote vote for Debbie, in come Karen looking like a baby but not really baby but a lady and we don't need Debbie anymore.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.129 : California poppy, pop on time.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.130 : High oh silver, how aobut a date? Meet you at the corner at a half past eight. I can kick my legs up, I can do the splits, I can pull my dress up half past my hips.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.131 : Call for the doctor, call for the nurse, call for the lady with the aligator purse.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.132 : Mother, mother, please tell me, what will by husband be? Richman, Poorman, Beggaran, Thief, Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief?.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.133 : Policeman, Policeman do your duty, here comes (name of person), the American Beauty. She can do the Rhumba, she can do the splits, she can wear her skirts up over her hips.
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.134 : Mother, mother, I feel ill...
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.135 : Down by the Ocean, down by the sea, Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. I told Ma and Ma told Pa-Johnny got a licking so ha,ha,ha! How many lickings did Johnny get?
.6 (Item)
4 1 1.6 : Hand-clap Rhymes and Sayings
Box
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4 1 1.6.1 : Did you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life.
.3 (Items)
4 1 1.6.2 : Patty cake, patty cake
.2 (Items)
4 1 1.6.3 : Miss Mary Black Black Black
.2 (Items)
4 1 1.6.4 : A sailor went to sea, sea, sea
.3(Items)
4 1 1.6.5 : I met my boyfriend at the candy store.
.1 (Items)
4 1 1.6.6 : I woke up Sunday morning
.1 (Item)
4 1 1.6.7 : I'm a pretty little Dutch girl. (My boyfriend's name is __ , He comes from __ .)
.5 (Items)
4 1 1.6.8 : I know a secret and I won't tell
.1 (Item)
4 1 1.6.9 : My mother, your mother lived across the street
.2 (Item)
4 1 1.6.10 : Johnny Boy
.1 (Item)
4 1 1.6.11 : My mommy told me
.1 (Item)
4 1 1.6.12 : Peas porridge hot
.3 (Item)
4 1 1.6.13 : Whiskey
.1 (Item)
4 1 1.6.14 : Say say say oooh-oh..
.2 (Items)
4 1 1.6.15 : Concentration
.1 (Item)
4 1 1.6.16 : Missy Marry Mac
.1 (Item)
4 1 1.6.17 : Ms Suzy
.1 (Item)
4 2 1.7 : Ball Bounce Rhymes
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Folder
4 2 1.7.1 : Bouncy, bouncy ball-y; my sister's name is Poll-y
.1 (Item)
4 2 1.7.2 : Plain-sies,clap-sies,around-the-world, to back-sies, my right hand, my left hand, high-casie, low-casie, I touch my knee, I touch my toe, I touch my heel.
.1 (Item)
4 3 1.8 : Birthday Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
4 3 1.8.1 : Heavy, heavy hang over, thy poor head.
.3 (Items)
4 4 1.9 : Mnemonic Devices
Box
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4 4 1.9.1 : Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Power = I2R.
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.2 : ARITHMETIC
.15 (Items)
4 4 1.9.3 : How many days in the month
.7 (Items)
4 4 1.9.4 : GEOGRAPHY
.3 (Items)
4 4 1.9.5 : Oscar Had A Heap Of Apples
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.6 : Classifications of the animal world
.3 (Items)
4 4 1.9.7 : CBA's
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.8 : In Paris men are tall (cell division)
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.9 : Cold oysters seldom develop many precious pearls, the juices conceal too quickly (geologic table)
.5 (Items)
4 4 1.9.10 : The six P's (prior planning prevents piss-poor performance)
.2 (Items)
4 4 1.9.11 : Spring forward, Fall back
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.12 : Red port wine
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.13 : Johnny left port
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.14 : In l632 Columbus sailed the ocean blue
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.15 : Mississippi
.2 (Items)
4 4 1.9.16 : Facetious
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.17 : VIBGYOR to remember the colors of the rainbow
.5 (Items)
4 4 1.9.18 : Color mnemonic devices (i.e. Violet, violet you ate the toilet)
.7 (Items)
4 4 1.9.19 : Degrees and Qualifications.
.1 (item)
4 4 1.9.20 : Musical Staff (Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge; FACE)
.6 (Items)
4 4 1.9.21 : VEG-A-TABLE
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.22 : Order of Operations in Mathematics.
.3 (Items)
4 4 1.9.23 : CONSTANTINOPLE.
.2 (Items)
4 4 1.9.24 : Soh Cah Toa (Sine, Cosine, Tangent).
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.25 : Mnemonic device for North, South, East, West.
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.26 : Various mnemonic devices for the Electrical Color Code.
.3 (Items)
4 4 1.9.27 : Compensation for Courses (for a private pilots license).
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.28 : The fate of Henry the VIII's six wives: divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.29 : Adam Eats Nuts And Many Christmas Sweets (Book of Mormon Prophets(LDS).
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.30 : Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me Right Now (magnitudes of stars).
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.31 : H.O.M.E.S. (The Great Lakes, USA).
.2 (Items)
4 4 1.9.32 : "I" before "E", except after "C" or when sounded as "A", as in neighbor or weigh
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.33 : A pints a pound, the world around
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.34 : V-A-C-A-TION
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.35 : My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (planets)
.2 (Item)
4 4 1.9.36 : The sign of trig functions
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.37 : How to learn the names of the books of the New Testament
.2 (Item)
4 4 1.9.38 : LSMFT
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.39 : FORD: Found On the Road Dead
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.40 : For main cranial nerves; On Old Olympus Towering Top, A Finn And German Viewed Some Hops
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.41 : S 'n P: Sexy and Provocative
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.42 : A red Indian thought he might eat tabacco in church (arithmetic)
.2 (Item)
4 4 1.9.43 : Numb Skulls Rarely Agree (name, sex, race, age)
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.44 : Be My Little Gal (Brigerland General, Major General, Lieutenant General, General)
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.45 : R.H.I.P. (rank hath it's privileges)
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.46 : Eat A Darn Good Breakfast Early (E-A-D-G-B-E, guitar strings lowest to highest)
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.47 : FACE (letter spaces in treble clef)
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.48 : Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one, except the second month to which we 28 'til leap year gives it twenty nine.
.1 (Item)
4 4 1.9.49 : Way to remember the number of days in each month by counting on the hand
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10 : Rhymes Used by Adults for Children
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4 5 1.10.1 : One, two, three; mother caught a flea (Medicine-taking rhyme)
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.2 : Giddy, giddy, gout; your shirttail's out
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.3 : The lightning flashed, the thunder roared, the little pigs laid down and snored
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.3a : Peek a boo I see you hiding behind the chair. Peek a boo I see you with the golden hair
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.4 : Bed-time Rhymes
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4 5 1.10.4.1 : Sleep tight
.6 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.2 : I'll tell you a story 'bout Jack McNory
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4 5 1.10.4.3 : Me Mudder
.2 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.4 : I once had a sweet little doll, the prettiest doll in the world
.1 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.5 : My mother says she does not care about the color of my hair
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.4.6 : Smile n' grow
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.4.7 : Don't let the bed bugs bite
.6 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.8 : Now I lay me down to sleep
.2 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.9 : If you believe that mom's sleeping dust would put you to sleep, it will
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.4.10: "Off to bed," said Sleepyhead
.2 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.11 : There was an old man who had a calf-that's half
.1 (Item)
4 5 1.10.4.12 : Faster faster faster, us moo moo
.1 (Item)
1.10.4.13 : Angels at the foot, and angels at the head
.1
4 5 1.10.4.14 : See you in the morning's milk
.2 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.15 : Go to bed, cover your head, pretend you're dead
.1 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.16 : Snug as a Bug in a Rug
.5 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.17 : Let's go to bed said sleepy head, no, no said Moe, let's have a smoke before we go.
.5 (Items)
4 5 1.10.4.18 : Nighty-nite.
.5 (Items)
4 6 1.10.5 : Sing at the table.
.8 (Items)
4 6 1.10.6 : The cat-eggs and sit-stills will get you
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.7 : Tingle Tangley get for home or I'll get you with a big black comb
.2 (Items)
4 6 1.10.8 : Once there was a robin/Who lived outside our door
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.9 : Don't stick your head out the window too far, It might go home in another car
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.10 : Christopher Robin
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.11 : Dandling Rhymes (Knee-bouncing)
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4 6 1.10.11.1 : Trot, trot to Boston. (Dandling rhyme)
.2 (Items)
4 6 1.10.11.2 : This is the way the gentlemen ride.../Poor man's horse goes..
.2 (Items)
4 6 1.10.11.3 : Grasshopper sittin' on a sweet potato vine. (Old Gray Goose)
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.11.4 : We ride a cocked horse to Banbury cross
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.11.5 : Ponyboy, ponyboy, won't you be my ponyboy
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.11.6 : This is the way the ladies ride...
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.12 : _____, ______ strong and able, Get your elbows off the table
.2 (Items)
4 6 1.10.13 : Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite on Daddy's hook
.2 (Items)
4 6 1.10.14 : Teddy Bear picnic
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.15 : 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 All good children go to heaven
.1 (Items)
4 6 1.10.16 : Wee Willie Weer, what he doesn't like, he doesn't hear
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.17 : First ya say do, then ya say don't
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.18 : I buy ya' books and buy ya' books..
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.19 : Yesterday was hike day, wasn't it great
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.20 : There was a bee, sat on the wall, and he did buzz, and that was all
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.21 : Juba this and Juba that, Juba killed a yellow cat
.1
4 6 1.10.22 : I am a little Hindoo, I do the best I kindo
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.23 : One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters..
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.24 : It shows in your face
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.25 : Good morning little sunshine, what made you wake so soon
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.26 : Shut the windows, shut the doors; they're comin' in the windows, they're comin' in the doors
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.27 : I love me, I think I'm grand
.2 (Item)
4 7 1.10.28 : Up in a swing
.1 (Item)
4 7 1.10.29 : Ain't ain't a word, and you ain't supposed to say it
.1 (Item)
4 7 1.10.30 : Little tot
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11 : Anti-school Rhymes and Sayings
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4 8 1.11.1 : Help murder police! My teacher fell in the grease
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.2 : There is no school today
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.3 : School is like a fan, stand in front of it and it blows, stand behind it and it sucks..
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.4 : Ta Ra Da Boom De Ay, there is no school today
.2 (Items)
4 8 1.11.5 : No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks
.15 (Items)
4 8 1.11.6 : Spring has sprung/The grass has risen ____ more days til we're out of prison
.4 (Items)
4 8 1.11.7 : Dogs have fleas, skunks stink, one more week and we're out of the clink!
.2 (Item)
4 8 1.11.8 : Marijuana, Marijuana, LSD, LSD
.3 (Items)
4 8 1.11.9 : Hi ho Hi ho, its away from school we go
.4 (Items)
4 8 1.11.10 : ___ more days and we'll be free
.2 (Items)
4 8 1.11.11 : Schools out, schools out, Teacher let the monkeys out
.5 (Items)
4 8 1.11.12 : When teacher rings the bell, you drop your books and run like hell
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.13 : If I had one wish . . . They never have to go to school
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.14 : I quit school because. . .
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.15 : Bad teachers become prinipals. Bad principals are promoted to the district office.
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.16 : Row, row,row your boat gently up the stream. Throw your teacher out of the boat and listen to her scream.
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.17 : Oh yea, all those underwater basket weaving classes.
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.18 : Burning classes (Skipping class).
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4 8 1.11.19 : In case of flood stand on this book, it's dry.
.2 (Item)
4 8 1.11.20 : On top of Old Smokey, all covered with sand I shot my teacher with a green rubber band...
.2 (Item)
4 8 1.11.21 : I'm a Chiquita banana, and I'm here to say. If you want to get rid of your teacher today...
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.22 : Now I lay me down to rest before I take tomorrow's test...
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.23 : Hark the herald angels shout six more days till we get out, six more days till we can tell USU to go to hell...
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.24 : Glory, glory Allelina, Sister hit me with the ruler...
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.25 : George Washington Wash, George is washing the Washington Bridge.
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.26 : Little grains of powder and little dots of paint, make my teachers freckles look like they ain't.
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.27 : Spring has sprung, the grass has risen, nine more days, and we're out of prison.
.1 (Item)
4 9 1.12 : Catch Phrases
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4 9 1.12.1 : Adam and Eve and pinch-me-quick
.2 (Items)
4 9 1.12.2 : I'm rubber, you're glue
.2 (Item)
4 10 1.13 : Playground Rhymes
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4 10 1.13.1 : Walking and Marching Rhymes
Box
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4 10 1.13.1.1 : I left, I left, I left my wife and 48 kids
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.2 : Monkey bar Rhymes
Box
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4 10 1.13.2.1 : I'm a little angel, saying my prayers
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.3 : School Rivalry
Box
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4 10 1.13.3.1 : Lincoln stinks while Stewart thinks
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.3.2 : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.3.3 : 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.4 : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.5 : 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______
.1 (Item)
4 11 1.14 : Holiday Rhymes
Box
Folder
4 11 1.14.1 : Halloween
Box
Folder
4 11 1.14.1.1 : We are beggars from the street, we want something good to eat
.1 (Item)
4 11 1.14.1.2 : Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat
.2 (Items)
4 12 1.15 : Rhymes and Sayings Concerning Sex
1.15.1 : Down by the river where nobody goes, there lives a lady without any clothes, along came a hippie swinging a chain.
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0 : Miscellaneous
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4 13 1.0.1 : In a dark, dark wood, there was a dark, dark house.
.2 (Items)
4 13 1.0.2 : I'd rather be dead than red in the head.
.2 (Item)
4 13 1.0.3 : ________, ________, I've been thinking, what on earth have you been drinking..
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.4 : Cindy's mad, and I am glad, cause I know what will please her..
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.5 : I've been bad, and I'm in bed, for all the naughty things I said..
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.6 : Bobby went down to the ocean, Bobby went down to the sea, Bobby broke a bottle..
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.7 : Hands are dirty, my oh my, we go wash them you and I. Went to the garden just to play..
.2 (Item)
4 13 1.0.8 : Silence in the court, the monkey wants to speak, the first one to speak, is the monkey of the week, speak monkey speak
.2 (Item)
4 13 1.0.9 : Coke-a-Cola went to town, Pepsi-Cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now we're drinkin' 7-Up
.2 (Item)
4 13 1.0.10 : Oh my finger, oh my thumb, oh my belly, oh my bum
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.11 : King Kong played ping pong with a 40 foot ding dong
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.12 : Postie Postie..
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.13 : Sweet little Emily Rose was tired and sought to repose...
.2 (Item)
4 13 1.0.14 : Dead man, Dead man.
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.15 : Clapping rhyme
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.16 : When you dry, No one sees why, You're just a bawlbaby
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.17 : I L-O-V-E you, I K-I-S-S you, I K-I-S-S you on the F-A-C-E face
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.18 : Red, red, wet your bed, wipe it up with gingerbread
.1 (Item)
4 13 1.0.19 : First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes (persons name) with the baby carriage.
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2. :  Fun and Humorous Rhymes and Sayings
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5 1 2.1 : Nonsense or Humorous Rhymes or Sayings
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5 1 2.1.1 : I run the stairs down, throw the horse through the window.
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.2 : Ooey Gooey was a worm
.4 (Items)
5 1 2.1.3 : One bright night in the middle of the day, Two dead boys got up to play
.24 (Items)
5 1 2.1.4 : Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
.11 (Items)
5 1 2.1.5 : Bessie met a bus, and the bus met Bessie
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.6 : Timothy Ticklefeather L.L.D
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.7 : A peanut sat on a railroad track
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.8 : There was a little chigger
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.9 : They walked down the lane together
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.10 : I've never seen a purple cow
.3 (Items)
5 1 2.1.11 : A man went out a huntin', 'twas on a Sunday morn. (Don't help the bear.)
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.12 : Me not knowing to an absolute certainty am unable to articulate on such a delicate subject
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.13 : Of all the fishes in the sea
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5 1 2.1.14 : Ladies and gentleman; horses and mules
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5 1 2.1.15 : I went to the show of tomorrow
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5 1 2.1.16 : I had a little dog and his name was Jack
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5 1 2.1.17 : Confucius say: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger."
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5 1 2.1.18 : Spider, spider on the wall
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5 1 2.1.19 : Once there was an elephant who tried to use the telephant
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5 2 2.1.20 : Bat, bat, come under my hat.
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5 2 2.1.21 : By the sewer I lived, by the sewer I died. Some called it murder, but I called it sewerside
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5 2 2.1.22 : In Dirty Town there is a street, the street is made of glass
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5 2 2.1.23 : Party hearty, die young and have a good looking corpse
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5 2 2.1.24 : Man who live in glass house . .
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5 2 2.1.25 : Man can not live on bread alone, he need peanut butter
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5 2 2.1.26 : I get up with Protest, I have breakfast with Arthur, I have supper with Icy Hot, and go to bed with Ben Gay
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5 2 2.1.27 : You're too old to ride the range granny, you can't even keep your calves together
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5 2 2.1.28 : Thirty purple birds a sitting on a curb, chirpin' and burpin' eatin' dirty worms
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5 2 2.1.29 : For Chrysler sake, you son of Buick, quit Fording around, or I'll kick you in the Nash
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5 2 2.1.30 : Seagull, seagull in the sky, dropped some whitewash in my eye. Don't you worry, I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly
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5 2 2.1.31 : Johnny Ivans caught a mouse, round him wrapped the rope
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5 2 2.1.32 : January can February March, no April May, now June don't you-Ju ly
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5 2 2.1.33 : Here I stand upon the stage, how do you like my figure
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5 2 2.1.34 : As I was going down the street, amid the snow and falling sleet
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5 2 2.1.35 : The thunder roared, the lightening crashed, the tree fell, the frog got smashed
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5 2 2.1.36 : Birdie with a yellow bill climbed upon my window sill
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5 2 2.1.37 : Tarzan the ape man, swinging from a rubberband
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5 2 2.1.38 : Stricklin', Stricklin' is a very good man, he tries to teach us all he can
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5 2 2.1.39 : Somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came home
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5 2 2.1.40 : I'm a hard dog to keep under the porch
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5 3 2.1.41 : A good day for ducks.
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5 3 2.1.42 : The shortest distance between two points is under construction
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5 3 2.1.43 : When you see the light at the end of the tunnel it's probably the headlights of the oncoming train!
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5 3 2.1.44 : In the game of life they claim, there's only one reward. It isn't how you played the game, but how often you have scored
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5 3 2.1.45 : Old Indian saying says
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5 3 2.1.46 : Figures don't lie, it's how liars figure
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5 3 2.1.47 : Confucius say: "Man who dances with tall lady gets bust in mouth."
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5 3 2.1.48 : Confucius say: "This conversation, like TV on honeymoon, not necessary."
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5 3 2.1.49 : I'd like to buy him for what he's worth, and sell him for what he thinks he's worth
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5 3 2.1.50 : Love sticks where it lights, even if it's a manure pile
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5 3 2.1.51 : Put it on the account of the dust, and let the rain settle it
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5 3 2.1.52 : If God wanted man to live in a rainy climate, he would have provided man with webbed feet
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5 3 2.1.53 : If you haven't seen it before, you won't know what it is, and if you have, you won't be surprised
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5 3 2.1.54 : Love doesn't make the world go around, it just makes you dizzy so that it feels like it
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5 3 2.1.55 : We must have fallen into a lens grinder, we're making a spectacle of ourselves
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5 3 2.1.56 : Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
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5 3 2.1.57 : If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his [butt] every time he hopped
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5 3 2.1.58 : Give a woman an inch and she'll try to park a car in it
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5 3 2.1.59 : Have fun, if you can't, be good, if you can't, be careful, if you can't, name it after me
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5 3 2.1.60 : Doing nothing is the most tiresome thing in the world because you can't quit and rest
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5 3 2.1.61 : There was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wise
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5 3 2.1.62 : Little Willie was a chemist, Little Willie is no more
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5 3 2.1.63 : Closeness only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, jazz, slow dances
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5 3 2.1.64 : Due to the inner workings and hidden mechanisms of my chronometer
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5 3 2.1.65 : If the ocean was beer and I was duck, I would dive to the bottom and drink my way up
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5 3 2.1.66 : Did you know that if your parents didn't have any kids you probably won't either?
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5 3 2.1.67 : Girls when they went out to swim, once dressed like Mother Hubbard
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5 3 2.1.68 : Gene, Gene made a machine
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5 3 2.1.69 : Is a caterpillar ticklish?
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5 3 2.1.70 : Sons of Bs. (Here's to the busy little bee, with sex so small you cannot see.)
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5 3 2.1.71 : As I was streetin' down the walk
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5 3 2.1.72 : Sinkers honkers sick spend. (Sing a song of sixpence.)
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5 4 2.1.73 : There was a man upon the stair.
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5 4 2.1.74 : Blood and brains all over; Eyes rolling down the gutter like marbles, And me with out a spoon
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5 4 2.1.75 : Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, insulated money meats
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5 4 2.1.76 : Scab sandwich puss on top, monkey vomit, camel snot, chopped up eyeballs, chicken fat too; scab sandwich, good for you!
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5 4 2.1.77 : Green sailor told to get the donkey from the manger.
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5 4 2.1.78 : Better watch your head, there ain't enough room in here to swing a cat.
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5 4 2.1.79 : There once was a hobo named Fred, he go a drink and now is dead, Fred was bold as the story is told, the commode did fall on his head
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5 4 2.1.80 : There once a girl named Mirttle, who amused herself with a sea turtle, but what was phenomenal was her swelling abdominal, reviled that the turtle was fertle
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5 4 2.1.81 : Hubba, Hubba, Ding, Ding, lookout baby- you've got everything
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5 4 2.1.82 : There once was a girl, who had a curl, right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good, when she was bad, she was horrible
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5 4 2.1.83 : One stocking buy him, two white stockings try him, three white stockings be on the sly four white stockings pass him by. (Horse rhyme)
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5 4 2.1.84 : Beer on whisky mighty risky, Whisky on beer never fear.
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5 4 2.1.85 : It sleeps four and screws eight!
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5 4 2.1.86 : Confucius says: Woman who keeps man in dog house ends up in cat house.
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5 4 2.1.87 : Just like a woman. They've always got their hand out.
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5 4 2.1.88 : Oh that's just like girls, and their stupidity inactions.
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5 4 2.1.89 : It snowed and the wind blew so hard it took two men to shovel the snow out of the window that had blown in the keyhole.
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5 4 2.1.90 : I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
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5 4 2.1.91 : Winston states ad like that one I just had-no filter, no flavor, just a rolled up piece of paper.
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5 4 2.1.92 : Loose strap means floppy tits.
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5 4 2.1.93 : Pretty face, pretty figure, go away boys, until I'm bigger.
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5 4 2.1.94 : My name is L-i L-i, chick-a-li chick-a-li pom pom beauty kiss my booty, Chinese, Japanese, Indian Chief.
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5 4 2.1.95 : Down by the ocean, down by the sea, Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. I told Ma and Ma told Pa and Johnny got a lickin' so ha, ha, ha.
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5 4 2.1.96 : Comet it makes your mouth smell clean, comet it tastes like listerine. Comet will make you vomit, so get your comet and vomit today!
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5 4 2.1.97 : My name is Ricardo, I am a retardo, I go to the neighborhood church...
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5 4 2.1.98 : The wise old owl sat in an oak. The more he heard the more he spoke. The less he spoke the more he heard. Why can't you be like that bird.
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5 4 2.1.99 : Procrastination is my sin. It brings me great sorrow. I really must stop doing this. In fact, I'll start tomorrow.
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5 4 2.1.100 : There once was a man from Boston who bought himself an Austin, there was room for his (explitive) and a gallon of gas but his balls hung out and he lost them.
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5 4 2.1.101 : Knock, knock, knock my little lady, here comes Nancy at the door she's a little lady and I don't mean maybe, so we don't need Sandra anymore.
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5 4 2.1.102 : Saturday night is my delight, and so is Sunday morning, but Sunday noon, it comes to soon, too close to Monday morning.
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5 4 2.1.103 : Confucius say: "Person who kisses another with a fever gets a hot lip!".
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5 4 2.1.104 : The Lord he made a (explitive), he made it in the night. Made his in such a hurry, forgot to make him white.
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5 4 2.1.105 : I had an old hen she had a wooden leg and everytime she cackled she laid a wooden egg.
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5 4 2.1.106 : Tick tock this chair is locked and nobody can get on it.
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5 4 2.1.107 : I went downtown to letter a mail and a bark came out and dogged at me so I rocked a pick and asid, If you dont quit that I'll block your knock off.
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5 4 2.1.108 : I had a little flower garden, but my love for it was dead, for I found a bachelor button in my black eyed Susan's bed.
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5 4 2.1.109 : Thirty purple birds, sitting on a curb...
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5 4 2.1.110 : Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it...
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5 4 2.1.111 : Well, I had a little chicken and it wouldn't lay and egg so I poured boiling water up and down it's leg...
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5 4 2.1.112 : A lindie with a yellow bill hopped upon my window sill...
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5 4 2.1.113 : One hen two ducks three squaling geese...
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5 4 2.1.114 : Oh the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn and the farmer said it wouldn't do any harm.
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5 4 2.1.115 : There's a soldier in the grass with a bullet up his-- now don't get alarmed, it's only up his arm.
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5 4 2.1.116 : When I was young and in my prime, I use to do it all the time. But now that I'm old and grey, I can only do it once a day.
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5 4 2.1.117 : How the heck...can I wash my neck, if it ain't going to rain no more?
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5 4 2.1.118 : Whispering is lying, lying is sin...and when you get to heaven-- they won't let you in!
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5 4 2.1.119 : I know you believe you think you understand what I said. But what I don't think you know is that what I said is not what I meant.
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5 4 2.1.120 : Sugar is sweet, lemons are sour, refried beans make Chicano Power.
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5 4 2.1.121 : If he can remember so many jokes with all the details to mold them why can't he recall with equal skill how many times he's told them.
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5 4 2.1.122 : Now I lay me down to sleep with my candy at my feet if I day before I awake you know I died of a bellyache.
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5 4 2.1.123 : Roses are red, violets are blue, I may be horny but not for you.
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5 4 2.1.124 : Go jump in a lake and swallow a snake and come back with a bellyache.
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5 4 2.1.125 : Spring is here! Spring in come! The bird is on the wing! My, my, how absurd, I thought the wing was on the bird.
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5 4 2.1.126 : My name is Robin Redbreast I live up in a tree I have worms for breakfast and have feathers on my knee.
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5 4 2.1.127 : That's life, what's life, a magazine, how much does it cost, tweny-five cents, I remember when it was a dime, that's life.
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5 4 2.1.128 : David and Nancy up a tree, K,I,S,S,I,N,G, first comes love, then comes marriage then comes David with a baby carriage.
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5 4 2.1.129 : Rub a dub a dub three men in the tub, one turned out the lights, and hit the others with a club.
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5 4 2.1.130 : One dark night three burglars were in a den one said "I'll tell you a story" and this is how it began. One dark night three burglars were in a den.
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5 4 2.1.131 : Ain't you got no paper? Ain't you got no paper?
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5 4 2.1.132 : Georgy Porgy Puppin J Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the girls came out to play Georgy Porgy ran away.
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5 4 2.1.133 : Here stands Brigham high on his perch, with his hand to the bank and his (explitive) to the church.
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5 4 2.1.134 : D-liver D-letter D-sooner D-better.
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5 4 2.1.135 : Once- a wish, twice- a kiss, three times- a letter, four times-something better (sneezing).
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5 4 2.1.136 : Yarrow Yarrow thee I pluck...
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5 4 2.1.137 : Mommy, mommy, daddy just threw up! So what Junior. But Jimmy's getting all the big pieces!.
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5 4 2.1.138 : Shama, Shama, she's no good, chop her up for firewood, if the wood doesn't burn then we know Shama's a worm!
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5 4 2.1.139 : The old grey mare she ain't what she used to be. Go in a motor boat pupped up her petticoat.
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5 4 2.1.140 : I love you, I love you, I love you, I do. But don't get excited, I love monkeys too.
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5 4 2.1.141 : I had a little pig with a nose that could dig all around the ground in the dirt...
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5 4 2.1.142 : I love you, I love you, I love you so well, if I had a peanut I'd give you the shell.
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5 4 2.1.143 : Twas in a restaurant they first met, Romeo and Juliet 'twas there he got into debt 'cause Rom-owed what Juli-et.
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5 4 2.1.144 : Sugar is sweet, coal is black, do me a favor and sit on a tack.
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5 5 2.2 : Circular and Progressive Rhymes and Sayings
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5 5 2.2.1 : Died? I died once . . .
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5 5 2.2.2 : It was a dark and stormy night
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5 5 2.2.3 : Let me tell you a story about Jack and Nory, they went out to sea
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5 5 2.2.4 : Once there was a cat with feet of cloth and eyes that were backwards. (English translation from Spanish)
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5 5 2.2.5 : HELLLL-o everybody this is Harry Cemetery, if you are good..
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5 5 2.2.6 : Easter time is the time for eggs, and the time for eggs is Easter time
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5 5 2.2.7 : That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost? 25 cents..
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5 5 2.2.8 : Obadire jumped in the fire. Fire fire was so hot, he jumped in a pot
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5 5 2.2.9 : Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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5 5 2.2.10: Pete and Repete went down to the river to swim..
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5 5 2.2.11 : Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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5 5 2.2.12 : Today is yesterday's tomorrow. .
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5 5 2.2.13 : You remind me of a man..
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5 6 2.3 : Riddles
Box
Folder
5 6 2.3.1 : Math and Spelling Riddles
Box
Folder
5 6 2.3.1.1 : As I was going to St. Ives
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5 6 2.3.1.2 : Constantinople
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5 6 2.3.1.3 : 7,2,9,4,3,8,1,6. . .(Knight's movement on keypad)
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5 6 2.3.1.4 : How deep is the snow if it comes up to a tall Indians (explitive) sitting on a horse?
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5 6 2.3.2 : Who/What am I?
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5 6 2.3.2.1 : What's Black and White and Read All Over?
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5 6 2.3.2.2 : Man and son get in accident, doctor comes in and says, "That's my son!" Who is the doctor?
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5 6 2.3.0 : Miscellaneous
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5 6 2.3.0.1 : Where do you bury the survivors?
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5 6 2.3.0.2 : The oldest man who ever lived, died before his father did.
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5 7 2.4 : Humorous Sayings Before and After Meals (Blessing and Prayer on Food)
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5 7 2.4.1 : Over the lips and over the gums.
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5 7 2.4.2 : J'ai bien mange', J'ai bien bu, (I've eaten enough, I've drank enough. English translation from French)
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5 7 2.4.3 : Bless the bread, bless the meat. Say amen and let's all eat
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5 7 2.4.4 : Uncle Ben's blessings
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5 7 2.4.5 : Eat everything on your plate or the sun won't shine tomorrow
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5 7 2.4.6 : Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat
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5 7 2.4.7 : Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, who eats the fastest gets the most
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5 7 2.4.8 : Itadakimas. (I humbly partake. English translation from Japanese)
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5 7 2.4.9 : First one to eat the stew washes the dishes
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5 7 2.4.10 : Eh--Ah--Beh--Oo--Em. (Heavenly Father, bless the food, Amen.)
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5 7 2.4.11 : 'Squeet. (Used in Navy to mean Let's go eat.)
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5 7 2.4.12 : Oh Lord, cause that this won't distress me, but I know it will
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5 7 2.4.13 : Rubadub dub, bless the grub, amen
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5 7 2.4.14 : Hell with the potatoes, damn with the meat, anyone who's hungry dig in and eat
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5 7 2.4.15 : God is good, God is great
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5 7 2.4.16 : Pass the potatoes, pass the meat, turn over your plates, and start to eat
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5 7 2.4.17 : Little fishy in the dishy, amen
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5 7 2.4.18 : O, Lord, bless this food and us'n that et it
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5 7 2.4.19 : Bless the spuds, bless the meat, look our Lord, we're going to eat
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5 7 2.4.20 : Eat up and give the house a good name.
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5 7 2.4.21 : Amen, brother Ben, shot the goose and killed the hen.
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5 7 2.4.22 : Fishes in the dishes, Amen.
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5 7 2.4.23 : People starving in China.
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5 7 2.4.24 : We waited for you. Just like one pig waits for another pig.
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5 7 2.4.25 : Hail Mary, full of grace three rabbits had a race. One fell down and skinned his face, the other two went on with the race.
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5 7 2.4.26 : If you don't see it, don't ask for it.
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5 7 2.4.27 : Foo as a puggy.
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5 7 2.4.28 : Who'll carve the turkey? I'll mangle the goldurn bird!
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5 7 2.4.29 : I'm blubbed
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5 7 2.4.30 : Better belly bust, than good food go to waste
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5 7 2.4.31 : The one that eats the most, gets the most desert
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5 7 2.4.32 : Come lord Jesus be our guest and let these gifts to us be blessed-Amen
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5 7 2.4.33 : Our Father in Heaven, we thank thee for the food my mother has repaired for our use.
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5 7 2.4.34 : Padre Celestial gracias por la comida en nombre je Jesuchristo, amen.
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5 7 2.4.35 : Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub lord, lets eat.
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5 7 2.4.36 : Oh, lord, bless this food and us'n that et it.
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5 7 2.4.37 : Bless the fishies in the dishies, amen.
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5 7 2.4.38 : Rub a dub dub: thanks for theh grub, yay-God!.
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5 8 2.5 : Humorous Rhymes or Sayings with a Food Motif
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5 8 2.5.1 : Aren't there fishes still a swimming.
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5 8 2.5.2 : I eat my peas with honey
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5 8 2.5.3 : Collection of food rhymes
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5 8 2.5.4 : Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I threw away the banana and ate the skin
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5 8 2.5.5 : The Frenchman likes his native wine. The German likes his beer
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5 8 2.5.6 : I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
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5 8 2.5.7 : Bird Regurgitation
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5 8 2.5.8 : Peanut butter and jelly sock ‘em in the belly
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5 8 2.5.9 : Thoup, thoup, damn thoup, I'm tired of thoup, thoup, thoup. (About soup.)
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5 8 2.5.10 : Nothing beats food when you're hungry. I only eat ice cream when I'm alone or with someone
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5 8 2.5.11 : I have Done Laps Disease! I've done lapped over my belt
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5 8 2.5.12 : Call to meal
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5 8 2.5.13 : Eat every carrot and ‘pea' on your plate
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5 8 2.5.14 : It must have gone down your Sunday Lane, and today is only _______ (when someone is choking)
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5 8 2.5.15 : Regurgitate, regurgitate, throw up all you ate
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5 8 2.5.16 : Get your elbows off the table, or you'll be married before you're able
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5 8 2.5.17 : Hangovers: the wrath of grapes
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5 8 2.5.18 : More than a mouthful's a waste
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5 8 2.5.19 : Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink, pour it down the kitchen sink. Tastes like vinegar, looks like ink; Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink!
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5 8 2.5.20 : A cookie is a virgin donut.
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5 8 2.5.21 : Eat 'em, drink 'em, smoke 'em, sleep 'em.
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5 8 2.5.22 : Stew without vegetables is neither tasty or filling.
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5 8 2.5.23 : Beef and mutton together make a real gentleman's stew.
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5 8 2.5.24 : What you don't see on the table, don't ask for, because it's down the cellar in a teacup.
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5 8 2.5.25 : Take all you want, but eat all you take.
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5 8 2.5.26 : I eat my yellow grapefruit, it squirts and squirts and squirts..
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5 8 2.5.27 : I stole rotten eggs and bought it.
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5 8 2.5.28 : A fly in the soup.
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5 8 2.5.29 : Oh dear, bread and beer...
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5 8 2.5.30 : It comes in any color you like, in red and green and yellow...
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5 8 2.5.31 : T-bone 75 cents, with meat $3.00
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5 8 2.5.32 : Elbow, elbow strong and able, take your elbow off the table...
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5 8 2.5.33 : Teh thief comes in the stilly night, takes the juicy speckled fruit, and though he knows it isn't right, he keeps on doin' it.
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5 9 2.6 : Tongue Twisters
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5 9 2.6.1 : Unique New York.
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5 9 2.6.2 : Two witches
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5 9 2.6.3 : Sally (Sue/Susie) sat by the seashore selling seashells. (And variations)
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5 9 2.6.4 : Peter Piper
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5 9 2.6.5 : Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
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5 9 2.6.6 : A sheet well slit, is a well slit sheet
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5 9 2.6.7 : Swam, swam over the sea
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5 9 2.6.8 : Will you, won't you, can't I coax you
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5 9 2.6.9 : A plantain planter planting plantain in a plantain plantation
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5 9 2.6.10 : A schmoo slyly slowly shuffled a snorkle full of slush.
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5 9 2.6.11 : Toy boat
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5 9 2.6.12 : A skunk sat on a stump
.6 (Items)
5 9 2.6.13 : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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5 9 2.6.14 : Apple
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5 9 2.6.15 : One smart feller, he felt smart
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5 10 2.6.16 : Mt. Pleasant pheasant pluckers.
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5 10 2.6.17 : Two toads totally tired, tried to trot to Tedberry
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5 10 2.6.18 : Betty (Bill) Botter bought a bit of butter
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5 10 2.6.19 : Of ferro corril corre pello real. (From Brazil)
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5 10 2.6.20 : Cold coal oil
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5 10 2.6.21 : Say Sam sing that same song you sang in Sunday School
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5 10 2.6.22 : Bake a batch of biscuits
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5 10 2.6.23 : Six long slim sycamore saplings
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5 10 2.6.24 : Red leather, yellow leather
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5 10 2.6.25 : A canner exceedingly canny one morning remarked to his granny, if a canner can can anything that he can then a canner can can a can can't he?
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5 10 2.6.26 : Bugs black blood
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5 10 2.6.27 : Go shower, [expletive], shave, and shine my shoes
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.28 : A big black bug bit a big black bear
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5 10 2.6.29 : Good blood bad blood
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.30 : A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot..
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5 10 2.6.31 : The rat ran over the ridge of the roof with a raw lump of liver in his mouth
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5 10 2.6.32 : P.U.!!! Who used Hugh's shoes?
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5 10 2.6.33 : The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
.4 (Items)
5 10 2.6.34 : Shot the city sheriff.
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5 10 2.6.35 : I went to Arkansas, I never saw so many saws as I saw in Arkansas.
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5 10 2.6.36 : Patient people play pool properly.
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5 10 2.6.37 : Superior students study studiously.
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5 10 2.6.38 : Sally, Sally, sitting in the shoe shine shop...
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5 10 2.6.39 : Fig Plucker.
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5 10 2.6.40 : A Twister of Twists.
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5 10 2.6.41 : Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater...
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5 10 2.6.42 : Bill Board had a billboard and a board bill...
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5 10 2.6.43 : I saw Esaw sitting on a Seesaw...
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5 10 2.6.44 : A noice annoys an oyster, but a noicey noice annoys an oyster more.
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5 10 2.6.45 : My mother works in a shipyard.
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5 10 2.6.46 : I have an Adams apple.
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5 10 2.6.47 : Fruit Float.
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5 10 2.6.48 : The percepatation in Peru acculates particularly on the plateau.
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5 10 2.6.49 : Heidi has had a huge herd of healthy hefty Herford hefiers.
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5 10 2.6.50 : Great green gobs of greasy grimy gophers guts...
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5 10 2.6.51 : Just go day, come day...
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5 10 2.6.52 : Anna Maria Susannah Sophria Dun Dummen Struck Lyons Phelps.
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5 10 2.6.53 : One duck...
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.54 : Chickory chick, chala chala, chackaloromy in a banana, bala koala can't you see, chickory chick is me.
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5 10 2.6.55 : OH what in the world is a pelican...
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.56 : Around the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal ran (variation).
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5 10 2.6.57 : Red boy over there...
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5 10 2.6.58 : Lemon Lime Linement
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5 10 2.6.59 : A frog and a big chap...
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5 10 2.6.60 : How much dough does a deer do when a doe deer does do dough? A dough deer does do about a dab of dough when a doe deer does do dough.
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5 10 2.6.61 : Theophilies thistle, the thistle sifter...
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5 10 2.6.62 : The fox the finder, the stink lies behind her
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5 10 2.6.63 : I'll bet'cha my bet'cha against your bet'cha, that my bet'cha's better than your bet'cha, what'll you bet'cha.
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5 10 2.6.64 : I can saw as much wood as my paw can saw as my maw can saw in Arkansas.
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5 10 2.6.65 : Betty bought some butter, but the butter Betty bought was bitter. . .
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5 10 2.6.66 : Oily Otto oils oily autos
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5 10 2.6.67 : Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butters bitter...
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5 10 2.6.68 : Peter Piper the crazy cowboy
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5 11 2.7 : Humorous Saying Concerning Marriage and Sex
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5 11 2.7.1 : I didn't know what freedom was until I got married and then it was too late.
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5 11 2.7.2 : When two people get married they shall become as one. The hell of it is trying to find out which one
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5 11 2.7.3 : The last one to get married drinks out of the watering trough
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5 11 2.7.4 : Women go to BYU to get their bachelor. Men got to BYU to get their master
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5 11 2.7.5 : My wife tells me that I'm the head of the family, but that she is the neck that turns the head
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5 11 2.7.6 : Alimony is the high cost of leaving
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5 11 2.7.7 : A guy with money to burn has chance of finding a perfect match
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5 11 2.7.8 : A friend defines a gold-digger as a fund loving girl
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5 11 2.7.9 : _____ now; _____ ever; _____ now; but not forever
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5 11 2.7.10 : You're not complete until you're married and then you're finished
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5 11 2.7.11 : Marriage is begun by yearning and maintained by yearning
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5 11 2.7.12 : The chief cause of divorce is marriage
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5 11 2.7.13 : If you burn your [butt], you have to sit on the blister
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5 11 2.7.14 : The first one can come anytime. The rest all take nine months
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5 11 2.7.15 : When your wife turns forty you can trade her in for two twenties
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5 11 2.7.16 : If you're going to bring'em- Bring'em Young
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5 11 2.7.17 : United you stand- divided you splatter all over the sidewalk, and that's a mess to clean up
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5 11 2.7.18 : Hooray, hooray, it's the last of May- outside lovin' starts today
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5 11 2.7.19 : Marriage is like a bath; once you get into it, it's not so hot
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5 11 2.7.20 : A married woman's token is that her leg is broken, and she stays at home
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5 11 2.7.21 : Some brides throw things out the window faster than the husbands can bring them in
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5 11 2.7.22 : Don't sleep with a woman unless you want to see her over biscuits and gravy in the morning
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5 11 2.7.23 : Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn
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5 11 2.7.24 : Children are assets of marriage, in-laws are a liability.
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5 11 2.7.25 : I guess you just don't know what real happiness is until you get married...and then it's too late.
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5 11 2.7.26 : Marry a rich man..you can always learn to love them.
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5 11 2.7.27 : Before marriage,a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
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5 11 2.7.28 : Here comes the bride, but where is the groom? Home washing diapers Junior comes too soon.
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5 11 2.7.29 : Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so sex is in.
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5 11 2.7.30 : Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker, and sex won't rot your teeth.
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5 11 2.7.31 : When you get married and have 25; don't call it a family-call it a tribe.
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5 11 2.7.32 : The reason a short man shouldn't make love to a tall woman is: nose to nose your toes is in it, toes to toes your nose is in it.
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5 11 2.7.33 : Don't make love by the garden gate, love may be blind but the neighbors ain't.
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5 11 2.7.34 : Hooray, hooray, for the eighth of May, outdoor intercourse begins today.
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5 11 2.7.35 : What does LDSZCMI mean? Lay down sister, Zion's children must increase.
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5 11 2.7.36 : Needles and Pine, needles and pine, when a man marries, his trouble begins.
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5 11 2.7.37 : I've never been to college, I've never been to school, but when it comes to sex-I'm an educated fool.
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5 11 2.7.38 : She got him today, he'll get her tonight.
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5 11 2.7.39 : When you get married and have six sets of twins, don't come to me for safetly pins.
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5 11 2.8 : Humorous Saying Concerning Death
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5 11 2.8.1 : Yeah, people are just dying to get there.
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5 11 2.8.2 : You rot!
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5 12 2.0 : Miscellaneous
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5 12 2.0.1 : Palindromes
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5 12 2.0.2 : Aunt vs. Ant
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5 12 2.0.3 : May you be in Heaven a half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead
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5 12 2.0.4 : Play on words/ wordplay
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5 12 2.0.5 : Sayings for Jinx
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5 12 2.0.6 : The Goops (poem for naughty kids)
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5 12 2.0.7 : When You are Dead (humorous poem about death)
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5 12 2.0.8 : Albe was I ere I saw elba
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3. :  Occupational and Avocational Rhymes and Sayings
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6 1 3.1 : Trade and Vocational Rhymes and Sayings
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6 1 3.1.1 : Cowboy
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6 1 3.1.1.1 : As I was ridin' 'round Scorpion Butte
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6 1 3.1.1.2 : One sock buy, two socks try
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6 1 3.1.1.3 : Wah Hoo Buckaroo
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6 1 3.1.1.4 : He don't look so good
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6 1 3.1.1.5 : When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on
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6 1 3.1.1.6 : I'd rather be a roper than an doper
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6 1 3.1.1.7 : Til the cows come home
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6 1 3.1.1.8 : Haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate my brother
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6 1 3.1.1.9 : He's somebody to ride the river with
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6 1 3.1.1.10 : Bunchin it. (Quitting time)
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6 1 3.1.1.11 : You left your horse untied
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6 1 3.1.1.12 : Looped the lucern
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6 1 3.1.1.13 : As steep as a cow's face
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6 1 3.1.1.14 : A fartin' horse never tires, a fartin' man is the one to hire
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6 1 3.1.1.15 : Horse sense is stable thinking
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6 1 3.1.1.16 : Better to lose a finger now than a whole hand later
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6 1 3.1.1.17 : Panty-hoser
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6 1 3.1.2 : Sailors
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6 1 3.1.2.1 : Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning
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6 1 3.1.2.2 : A calm sea does not a skilled sailor make.
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6 1 3.1.3 : Railroad workers
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6 1 3.1.3.1 : My job: It's not my place to run the train
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6 1 3.1.3.2 : Pulling the pin (Quitting time)
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6 1 3.1.4 : Animal Science
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6 1 3.1.4.1 : Histology is not a science, it's an art
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6 1 3.1.5 : Restaurant workers
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6 1 3.1.5.1 : Here's the damage
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6 1 3.1.5.2 : 86
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6 1 3.1.5.3 : I need a boy.
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6 1 3.1.5.4 : Check the rice.
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6 1 3.1.5.5 : Don't say the F-word.
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6 1 3.1.5.6 : No shirt-no shoes-no service!
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6 1 3.1.6 : Teachers
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6 1 3.1.6.1 : Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
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6 1 3.1.6.2 : College is the process of words. . .
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6 1 3.1.6.3 : Every student needs at least one F on his transcript
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6 1 3.1.6.4 : Whenever a studen fails, a teacher fails also.
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6 1 3.1.7 : Veterinarian
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6 1 3.1.7.1 : It's a dog's life
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6 1 3.1.7.2 : I've gone to the dogs, but I don't cat around
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6 1 3.1.8 : Firefighter
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6 1 3.1.8.1 : Fire triangle- oxygen, heat, fuel
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6 1 3.1.8.2 : Baked potatoes
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6 1 3.1.8.3 : Nothing like kicking a dead horse
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6 1 3.1.9 : Mercantile
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6 1 3.1.9.1 : Fredrico offers his patrons prompt service. No matter how long it takes
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6 1 3.1.9.2 : Tipping allowed. Don't forget to thank yourself for such prompt and personal service. Give yourself a big tip
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6 1 3.1.9.3 : Dirty looks, caustic remarks, and vicious sneers will not improve the service at Fredrico's
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6 1 3.1.9.4 : The difference at Fredrico's is the service. There ain't any
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6 1 3.1.9.5 : Keep Fredrico's green. Bring money
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6 1 3.1.9.6 : Fredrico's made a deal with the bank. They don't cash checks. The bank doesn't make pizza
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6 1 3.1.9.7 : Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their prodect is worth
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6 1 3.1.9.8 : Be sure- insure
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6 1 3.1.9.9 : It's soup
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6 1 3.1.9.10 : Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
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6 1 3.1.9.11 : Tapes for sale; no subpeona needed.
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6 1 3.1.9.12 : Server names.
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6 1 3.1.10 : Miner
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6 1 3.1.10.1 : Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their product is worth
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6 1 3.1.10.2 : Deep enough. (Quitting time)
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6 1 3.1.10.3 : Black day at Black Rock
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6 1 3.1.11 : Pilot
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6 1 3.1.11.1 : The two most useless things for a pilot are the runway behind you and the altitude above you.
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6 1 3.1.11.2 : There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are NO old, bold pilots.
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6 1 3.1.12 : Retail
Box
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6 1 3.1.12.1 : Shaking
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6 1 3.1.13 : Doctor
Box
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6 1 3.1.13.1 : Old doctors never die, they just lose patients.
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6 1 3.1.13.2 : If a man still has his appendix and his tonsils, chances are he's a doctor.
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6 1 3.1.13.3 : If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever.
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6 1 3.1.14 : Trucker
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6 1 3.1.14.1 : Old truckers never die, they just get a new Kenworth.
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6 1 3.1.14.2 : Cut er n' gut er (Cut her and gut her).
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6 1 3.1.15 : Misc. Occupational Slang
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6 1 3.1.15.1 : Occupational slanguage.
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6 1 3.1.16 : Carpenter
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6 1 3.1.16.1 : Anagodlin.
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6 1 3.1.16.2 : I've cut it three tiems and it's still too short.
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6 1 3.1.16.3 : Misery whip
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6 1 3.1.16.4 : Rick
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6 1 3.1.17 : Physicists
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6 1 3.1.17.1 : Physicists don't just do it in theory.
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6 1 3.1.18 : Car Salesmen
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6 1 3.1.18.1 : Used car salesmen jargon
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6 1 3.1.18.2 : Car Salesman poems
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6 1 3.1.19 : Governmental Work
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6 1 3.1.18.1 : Close enough for government work.
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6 1 3.1.18.2 : Government work.
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6 2 3.2 : Peddler's Cries
Box
Folder
6 2 3.2.1 : Spare change for...pyrotechnics and exploding metroplexes?
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6 3 3.3 : Farming and Planting Rhymes
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6 3 3.3.1 : One for the crow, one for the gopher, one for the ground, and one that don't gopher
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6 3 3.3.2 : Make hay while the sun shines
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6 3 3.3.3 : April showers bring May flowers
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6 3 3.3.4 : A dry March and wet May fill the barn with grain and hay
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6 3 3.3.5 : Winter never rots in the sky
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6 3 3.3.6 : Be careful, be cautious when bucking the hay. For work when done right, is never no play
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6 3 3.3.7 : I bought a rooster for fifteen cents
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6 3 3.3.8 : Spring is here, the grass is ris; I wonder what the white stuff is.
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6 3 3.3.9 : The farmers fed ice cubes to the chickens so they wouldn't lay hard-boiled eggs.
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6 3 3.3.10 : It's a sure sign of spring when the seagulls follow the plow. That means the farmer has to wear a raincoat.
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6 3 3.3.11 : Always plant crops that mature above the ground when the moon is big.
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6 3 3.3.12 : Always plant crops that mature in the ground when the moon is little.
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6 3 3.3.13 : When there's a ring around the moon there will be a change in the weather.
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6 3 3.3.14 : Talking through your beard.
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6 3 3.3.15 : Those barns are scattered. . .
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6 3 3.3.16 : That's as warm as hot pee
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6 3 3.3.17 : It's a good thing that he was there else you'd a fell clean to the ground
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6 3 3.3.18 : A day in March and wet May fill the barn with grain and hay.
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6 4 3.4 : Military Cadences and Chants, Sayings and Retorts, Acronyms, Proverbs
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6 4 3.4.1 : Military Cadences and Chants (Jodies)
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6 4 3.4.1.1 : Left, left, left my wife and 48 kids.
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6 4 3.4.1.2 : Left, left, left, left, right, left. Your guards are right, your belts are tight
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6 4 3.4.1.3 : Mama, mama can't you see, what the army's done to me?
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6 4 3.4.1.4 : Trainee far away
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6 4 3.4.1.5 : I don't know but it's been said, Navy wings are made of lead
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6 4 3.4.1.6 : I wanna be an Air Borne Ranger
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6 4 3.4.1.7 : The PLO they dropped the bomb; they dropped it on Lebanon
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6 4 3.4.1.8 : Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his privates three
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6 4 3.4.1.9: Airborne, Airborne don't be blue, my recruiter screwed me too
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6 4 3.4.1.10 : Airborne, you'd better do your best, or you'll find yourself in a leaning rest
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6 4 3.4.1.11 : Put another magazine in my trusty M-l6, and all I ever want to see are bodies, bodies, bodies
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6 4 3.4.1.12 : In the Army: They say that in the army the chow is mighty fine, A pea rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
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6 4 3.4.1.13 : A yellow bird with a yellow beak was sitting on my window peak
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6 4 3.4.1.14 : Tiny Bubbles
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6 4 3.4.1.15 : My girl's a vegetable
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6 4 3.4.1.16 : We are Second platoon, we like to party
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6 4 3.4.1.17 : Summer of '89: They issued me my M-16, hurrah, hurrah
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6 4 3.4.1.18 : When I get to heaven St. Peter's going to say-hey
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6 4 3.4.1.19 : Left Right Kill
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6 4 3.4.1.20 : Don't Get Me Started
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6 4 3.4.1.21 : You Can't Count to Five
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6 4 3.4.1.22 : Here's to heat- not the kind that burns down shacks, but the kind that brings down slacks.
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6 4 3.4.1.23 : Do you love Army? What a way to live.
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6 4 3.4.1.24 : The leader of the group yells: Had a good home...
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6 4 3.4.1.25 : Left, left, left my wife and 49 kids on the verge of starvation whithout any gingerbread...
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6 4 3.4.1.26 : One I can not hear you a litter louder bring it up boys...
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6 4 3.4.2 : Sayings and Retorts
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6 4 3.4.2.1 : Exlax: Who'll carry the mail? I'll carry the mail?
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6 4 3.4.2.2 : As long as the troops are [expletive] they're ok, but if somebody stops [expletive] you better watch him
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6 4 3.4.2.3 : Ration of [crap]
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6 4 3.4.2.4 : Hope to [crap] in your mess, I do
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6 4 3.4.2.5 : I need a beer (or other object) worse than Custer needed an air strike
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6 4 3.4.2.6 : Being a jumper is kinda like being a virgin, you either are or you're not. If you are it requires no explanation. If you're not, we're not particularly interested in the reasons
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6 4 3.4.2.7 : Comparison between Vietnamese and their flag
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6 4 3.4.2.8 : Jumpers are good to the last drop
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6 4 3.4.2.9 : Kindergarten baby , born in the Navy
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6 4 3.4.2.10 : Is this seat saved?
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6 4 3.4.3 : Acronyms
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6 4 3.4.3.1 : NAVY- Never Again Volunteer Yourself
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6 4 3.4.3.2 : RTFQS- Read The Full Question, Stupid
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6 4 3.4.4 : Proverbs
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6 4 3.4.4.1 : The Navy didn't issue your husband a wife in his seabag
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6 4 3.4.4.2 : Your husband was there for the keel-laying, he doesn't have to be there for the launching
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6 4 3.4.4.3 : Hit the beach
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6 4 3.4.4.4 : Dumber than a sandcrab
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6 4 3.4.4.5 : It didn't take an act of Congress to make me a gentleman
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6 4 3.4.4.6 : As I slide down the banister of life, I will always remember the Army as a splinter in my ass
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6 4 3.4.4.7 : There are three sides..
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6 4 3.4.4.8 : It's more important to look good than to feel good because(?)knows how you're feeling
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6 4 3.4.4.9 : Waste not, want not
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6 4 3.4.4.10 : It takes pain to be beautiful
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6 4 3.4.4.11 : Apologies
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6 5 3.5 : Athletic and High School Cheers
3.5.1 : Ratta, tatta, chinga, chinga.
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6 5 3.5.2 : Kill, kill, hate, hate, murder, murder, mutilate
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6 5 3.5.3 : We are the ______, the mighty, mighty ______
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6 5 3.5.4 : ______ gonna win this game tonight, they're all right, fight, fight, fight
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6 5 3.5.5 : Ah, beep, beep; ah, beep, beep; quack, quack
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6 5 3.5.6 : I've got it. What is it?
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6 5 3.5.7 : U.---C.---L.---A
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3.5.8 : California grapefruit, Arizona cactus
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6 5 3.5.9 : Yo Triumph! Yo Triumph!
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6 5 3.5.10 : Teachers got the brains, boys got the muscles
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6 5 3.5.11 : Chicken, chicken, duck, duck, come on team let's fight
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6 5 3.5.12 : U-G-L-Y: You ain't got no alibi, you UGLY
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6 5 3.5.13 : Digga, digga hot potata
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6 5 3.5.14 : We have a rope and we have a tree; now all we need is a referee
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6 5 3.5.15 : M.I.C.K.E.Y. Oh you S.O.B. Referee, Referee. (Sung to Mickey Mouse Club song tune.)
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6 5 3.5.16 : BYU, BYU, where the girls are girls, and the boys are too
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6 5 3.5.17 : Too cool man, heavy duty unit, take it with a jiff...
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6 5 3.5.18 : If you're going to foul, make it good
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6 5 3.5.19 : Rüt um sküt um, ya, ya, ya, lüt fish peper cock, va shaui ha. (Swedish cheer.)
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6 5 3.5.20 : Mo Mo
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6 5 3.5.21 : Sha nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey good bye
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6 5 3.5.22 : Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we've been screwed
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6 5 3.5.23 : I wish I were a winning Cottonwood Colt
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6 5 3.5.24 : Turkey, Turkey, bats and birds, We're the best team, and you're the nerds
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6 5 3.5.25 : Birgham Young, Bring 'em old, Just bring 'em in.
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6 5 3.5.26 : Match in the gas tank!
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6 5 3.5.27 : M-I-C-K-E-Y-O-U-S-O-B
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6 5 3.5.28 : Houy! (louder) Youy, youy, youy. (softer)
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6 5 3.5.29 : We're AF and don't you fortget it..WHAT? We're AF and don't you forget it...WHAT? Are you ready to ROCK? Huah!
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6 5 3.5.30 : Beat 'em, bust 'em that's our custom, GO red Go!
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6 5 3.5.31 : Class of 88's keg wasn't all that great, class of 89's wasn't all that fine...
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6 5 3.5.32 : Rah rah ree, kick 'em in the knee, rah rah rass, kick 'em in the other knee
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6 5 3.5.33 : Root a toot-toot, root a toot-toot. We are the boys from the boyscout troop. We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't go with girls who do. We ain't got no girlfriends
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6 5 3.5.34 : E-C-L-A-X Go man, go
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6 5 3.5.35 : Kappa Delta cheer
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6 5 3.5.36 : We love our seniors, oh deep down in our hears, oh deep deep, oh deep deep, oh deep down in our hearts.
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6 5 3.5.37 : Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon rind. Look at the score board and see who's behind! You are!
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6 5 3.5.37 : I am a rambling wreck from Brooklyn Tech and a hell of an engineer!
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6 6 3.6 : Missionary Rhymes and Sayings
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6 6 3.6.1 : Wonder of Work
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6 6 3.6.2 : First they're green, then they're ripe, and then they're rotten.
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6 6 3.6.3 : If you don't look once you're not a man, if you look twice you're not a missionary.
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6 6 3.6.4 : Missionary Vocabulary
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6 7 3.7 : Sports Rhymes and Sayings
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6 7 3.7.1 : Gymnasts
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6 7 3.7.1.1 : Old gymnasts never die..
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6 7 3.7.2 : Softball
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6 7 3.7.2.1 : Nice poke (nice hit); four bagger and round-tripper (home run); stroke it and little rap now (get a hit); nice grab and squeeze it (nice catch); cannon (strong arm); big stick (strong batter); two gone and two down (two out); ribbies or RBI (runs batted in)
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6 7 3.7.2.2 : Pitchers bad-catchers worse: look at monkey playing on first
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6 7 3.7.2.2 : Don't you hate it when you're all dressed up with nowhere to go?
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6 7 3.7.3 : Motocross
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6 7 3.7.3.1 : Go for it!
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6 7 3.7.4. : Times
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6 7 3.8 : Mechanic and Auto Body Vocabulary
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6 7 3.8.1 : Goat
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6 8 3.8.2 : The mill
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6 7 3.8.3 : Three duces
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6 7 3.8.4 : Trany
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6 7 3.8.5 : Soup up
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6 7 3.8.6 : Hemi
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6 7 3.8.7 : Layin' Scratch/Catchin' Scratch
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6 7 3.8.8 : Hopped up
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6 7 3.8.9 : Floor it
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6 7 3.8.10 : Smoke 'em
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6 7 3.8.11 : Burnin' off/ Peelin' out
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6 7 3.8.12 : Red lining
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6 7 3.8.13 : Open the dumps
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6 7 3.8.14 : Blow him off the road
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6 7 3.8.15 : Reverse the shackles
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6 7 3.8.16 : Blow his doors off
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6 7 3.8.17 : 360's/ Brodies/ Donuts
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6 7 3.8.18 : Run the gears
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6 7 3.8.19 : Wheels
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6 7 3.8.20 : If you can't find 'em, grind 'em
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6 7 3.8.21 : Hit the skids!
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6 7 3.8.22 : Grind a pound of me
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6 7 3.8.23 : Chicken bar
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6 7 3.8.24 : Four on the floor
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6 7 3.8.25 : Three on the tree
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6 7 3.8.26 : Gravy
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6 8 3.0 : Miscellaneous
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6 8 3.0.1 : In the elder days of art, builders wrought with unseen care.
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6 8 3.0.2 : All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and more pay for not getting it done
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6 8 3.0.3 : It's more important to have one satisfied customer than to have ten thousand dissatisfied customers
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6 8 3.0.4 : The 4-H's mean: headache, heartburn, hemorrhoids and hernias
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6 8 3.0.5 : Don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuff
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6 8 3.0.6 : A mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until he starts the work
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6 8 3.0.7 : All muzzle loaders have balls not nuts
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6 8 3.0.8 : Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door
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6 8 3.0.9 : Cobblers do not judge above the shoe
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6 8 3.0.10 : Measure twice, cut once
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6 8 3.0.11 : In God we trusted, in Kansas we busted
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6 8 3.0.12 : The difficult age has come and lit; I'm too tired to work and too poor to quit
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6 8 3.0.13 : Climb the ladder of success but not on the backs of those you know
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6 8 3.0.14 : An hour a day, from now ‘til May. (Regarding shoveling snow)
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6 8 3.0.15 : Do your work and complain later
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6 8 3.0.16 : If you don't have half your day's work done by 10:00 am, you won't get the other half done
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6 8 3.0.17 : Working here is like wetting your pants in a dark suite, it gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices
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6 8 3.0.18 : She must be the surveyor's daughter- she knows all the angles.
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6 8 3.0.19 : The wind's blowing so hard it could blow links off a logging chain
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6 8 3.0.20 : Looking at my hole card. (Gambler)
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4. :  Written Rhymes, Poetry, or Sayings
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6 9 4.1 : Epitaphs
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6 9 4.1.1 : Stricken down in health and youth.
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6 9 4.1.2 : A loving son has left us
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6 9 4.1.3 : Here lies my truest earthly friend
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6 9 4.1.4 : Our darling slumbers here
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6 9 4.1.5 : To the world he was just a man, to me, he was the world
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6 9 4.1.6 : As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so must you be. Therefore prepare to follow me
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6 9 4.1.7 : Here lies Ansel Adams, he lived for better or for worse, but for now he's gone for good
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6 9 4.1.8 : Where ‘ere you be let the wind blow free. For holding it in was the death of me
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6 9 4.1.9 : Budded on Earth to bloom in heaven. (Child's grave.)
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6 9 4.1.10 : He went about doing good. (Grave of a doctor.)
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6 9 4.1.11 : The grave of a southern here, who fought for love and right. (Civil War grave.)
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6 9 4.1.12 : Here lies the Body of W.W., who will never more trouble you, trouble you
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6 9 4.1.13 : I'm an atheist, all dressed up with no where to go
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6 9 4.1.14 : Here lies the body of Big John Kemp, Who lived by the gun, but died by hemp
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6 9 4.1.15 : We cannot tell who next may fall, beneath the chastening rod one must be first, but let us all prepare to meet our God. Campbell
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6 9 4.1.16 : Shed not for him the bitter tears; and give the heart to him regrets; O Father you have left us here; God grant that we'll be with you yet. Cooney
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6 9 4.1.17 : Harriet Steele Died May 26 1888 Aged 1 year 3 mos 22 days; He shall gather the lambs in his arms; and carry them in his bosom
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6 9 4.1.18 : Like the dove to the ark; thou hast flown to thy rest; from the wild sea of strife; to the home of the blest
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6 9 4.1.19 : Dearest Father thou has left us..
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6 9 4.1.20 : Sleep on sweet babe; and take your rest; God called you home; he thought it best
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6 9 4.1.21 : Our Father has gone to a mansion of rest; to the glorious land of the Deity blest
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6 9 4.1.22 : Rest Mother, rest in quiet sleep; while daughters in sorrow; O'er thee weep
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6 9 4.1.23 : Shed not for her the bitter tear; nor give the heart to vain regret; tis but the casket that lies here; the gem that filled it sparkles yet
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6 9 4.1.24 : There is a bright region above; he long to reach its shore; to join with the dear ones we love; "not lost but gone before"
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6 9 4.1.25 : God lent to us this gentle flower; that seemed to promise fair to bloom; but in an unexpected hour..
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6 9 4.1.26 : In Loving Memory of Autumn Star Pratt; October 23, 1981- January 24, 1999.
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6 9 4.1.27 : Two things I love the most, good horses and beautiful women, when I die.
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6 9 4.1.28 : Those who knew her best loved her most.
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6 9 4.1.29 : There's a bright region above, we long to reach it's shore, ot jion whith the ones we long not last but gone before.
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6 9 4.1.30 : A perfect woman, nobly planned, to warm, to comfort, and command.
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6 9 4.1.31 : Erected by the Woodsmen of the World.
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6 9 4.1.32 : She was a kind and affectionate wife and a fond mother and a friend to all.
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6 9 4.1.33 : Past from view but in our memory ever present.
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6 9 4.1.34 : Gone from our home but not from our hearts.
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6 9 4.1.35 : Sweet rest in Heaven.
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6 9 4.1.36 : Blessed are the Meek for they shall inherit the Earth.
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6 9 4.1.37 : Dear Parents, with a reverent hand, this is to they memory given while one by one they household band God reunites in Heaven.
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6 9 4.1.38 : Non knew them but to love them, non named them but to praise.
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6 9 4.1.39 : Many hopes be buried here.
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6 9 4.1.40 : Ear this brightest gems are fading.
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6 9 4.1.41 : His deeds were noble, his presence sweet.
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6 9 4.1.42 : Here rests a Woodman of the World.
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6 9 4.1.43 : A little blossom of love that bloomed but to die.
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6 9 4.1.44 : To all those that sleep in Jesus, death is sweet and has no sting.
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6 9 4.1.45 : Cold in thy grave but we knew our darling lives.
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6 9 4.1.46 : Remember me as you pass by. As you are now, so once was I. As I am now you too shall be. Be prepared to follow me.
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6 9 4.1.47 : The light of my life has gone out.
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6 10 4.2 : Flyleaf Inscriptions
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6 10 4.2.1 : Don't steal this book away my lad for $1.75 it cost my dad. (Folder 10)
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6 11 4.3 : Autograph Rhymes
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6 11 4.3.1 : May you ever be a princess, May your husband be a clown, And when he goes to kiss you, Just politely knock him down
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6 11 4.3.2 : When you grow up and get married, I wish you first a baby boy
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6 11 4.3.3 : When your days on earth are ended and you lie beneath the sod, May your name in gold be written in the autograph of God
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6 11 4.3.4 : 'Tis sweet to be remembered, in the turmoil of this life
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6 11 4.3.5 : I love you to my heart, I love you to my liver. If I had you in my mouth, I would spit you in the river
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6 11 4.3.6 : Remember Grant, remember Lee, to hell with them remember me
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6 11 4.3.7 : 2 Ys UR, 2 Ys UB, ICUR 2 Ys 4 me. (Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.)
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6 11 4.3.8 : Never kiss by the garden gate, Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
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6 11 4.3.9 : When you grow up and (carry twins, think you're sweet, sail across the sea)
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6 11 4.3.10 : Roses are red
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6 11 4.3.11 : I auto laugh. (Rebus)
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6 12 4.3.12 : Collections of autographs.
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6 12 .4.3.12.1 : 83 items from Bessie Christensen's autograph book, 1932-35
6 12 .4.3.12.2 : 5 items from Carolyn Nelson's junior high year book, 1966-67
6 12 .4.3.12.3 : 3 items from Elva Nowling's autograph book, 1939
6 12 .4.3.12.4 : 3 items from Barbara Spencer's yearbook, ca. 1960
6 12 .4.3.12.5 : 4 items from Georeine Arantz's autograph album, 1898-1901
6 13 4.3.13 : Four lines from a lazy poet.
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6 13 4.3.14 : When you get married, don't marry a fool but marry a boy from the Wellsville, Junior High School
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6 13 4.3.15 : Amata de tutti
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6 13 4.3.16 : 2 good (cute); 2 be; 4 gotten
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6 13 4.3.17 : 2 young; 2 go; 4 boys
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6 13 4.3.18 : When you are old and out of shape remember that girdles are $2.98
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6 13 4.3.19 : When you get old and can not see, put on your specks and think of me
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6 13 4.3.20 : May happiness always be your lot, with best wishes forget me not
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6 13 4.3.2l : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, what is a bra, without a bust
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6 13 4.3.22 : Don't party too hearty unless I'm with you
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6 13 4.3.23 : If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll take the heat. If it gets too hot, diet Pepsi hits the spot
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6 13 4.3.24 : In your fruitcake of life, regard me as a nut
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6 13 4.3.25 : When skies are gray and you are blue . .
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6 13 4.3.26 : Always remember me as your friend . .
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6 13 4.3.27 : When you are older and far away remember your Mother and Dad's good teachings and all your friends that wish you well
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6 13 4.3.28 : When you get married and your wife gets cross, pick up the rolling pin, and tell her you're boss
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6 13 4.3.29 : Remember me, you may, you must . .
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6 13 4.3.30 : I think it will be possible for you to have anything in life which you desire. You have the ability to try until you succeed
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6 13 4.3.3l : Being in love with someone who loves you in return is the greatest thing in the world. But finding this kind of two-way love is a pretty tricky business
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6 13 4.3.32 : I bet I could make every fool in town turn this book upside down. (Written upside down on the page.)
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6 13 4.3.33 : Hoof-hearted, Ice-melted, You're foolish yet
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6 13 4.3.34 : Sitting on a tombstone, a ghost came and said, "Sorry to disturb you, but you're sitting on my head."
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6 13 4.3.35 : When you are old, and can not see, I'll hold the pot, so you can pee
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6 13 4.3.36 : There are gold ships, there are silver ships, but there's no ship like friendship
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6 13 4.3.37 : I wish I were a bunny, all covered up wiff (with) fluff; I'd sit upon your dwesser (dresser) and be your powder puff
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6 13 4.3.38 : Red are the roses, green are the hedges, you'll remember me because I wrote along the edges
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6 13 4.3.39 : Yours til cast iron sinks
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6 13 4.3.40 : Yours til Hell freezes over
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6 13 4.3.41 : I adore you. (Droodle)
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6 13 4.3.42 : Oh, gee you are a cutie, I envy you. (Rebus)
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6 13 4.3.43 : My heart pants for you
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6 14 4.3.44 : I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea; I saw you in the bathtub, Oops-pardon me
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6 14 4.3.45 : Yours till the ocean wears pants to keep its bottom dry.
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6 14 4.3.46 : Avoid nest (next) years rush. Flunk now!!!
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6 14 4.3.47 : If you are sick and going to die... call me up and I will cry.
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6 14 4.3.48 : You will always be a tadpole in my puddle of affection.
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6 14 4.3.49 : When the leaves of your album are yellow with age...
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6 14 4.3.50 : I like to be naughty, I like to be nice, so just to be naughty I'll sign my name twice.
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6 14 4.3.51 : Way back here where you sure not to look, I'll sign my name in your autograph book.
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6 14 4.3.52 : I love you, I love you, I love you, I do. Don't get excited cause I love monkeys too.
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6 14 4.3.53 : I'm not a thief, I'm not a crook, but I just stole the last page in your autograph book.
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6 14 4.3.54 : By hook or by crook I stole the last page of your book.
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6 14 4.3.55 : If I were an artichoke I'd give the leaves to others and save my heart for you.
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6 14 4.3.56 : Hark the Herald Angels shout, two more days and we'll be out
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6 14 4.3.57 : Remember me when you are blue, then you'll be happy too.
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6 14 4.3.58 : Yours until...
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6 14 4.3.59 : I.L.B.C.N.U.
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6 14 4.3.60 : Out of all your friends and all your lovers poor little me has to write on the cover.
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6 14 4.3.61 : When you get old and live in a shack...
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6 14 4.3.62 : What shall I write, what shall it be, just two little words, "remember me"
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6 14 4.3.63 : It tickles me, it makes me laugh to think you want my autograph
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6 14 4.3.64 : I auto cry, I auto laugh, I auto sign your autograph
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6 14 4.3.65 : Oh little blade of grass so tall; that wakes in Spring and sleeps in fall; adorned with necklaces of dew; I hope somebody steps on you
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6 14 4.3.66 : I'll always be your friend even when Russia cooks turkeys in Greece or China and serves it to the USA
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6 14 4.3.67 : I wish I was a grapefruit and here's the reason why, cause when you come to eat me, I'd squirt you in the eye
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6 14 4.3.68 : When you slide down the banister of life, remember me as a splinter in your career
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6 14 4.3.69 : Remember A, remember B, but C that you remember me
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6 14 4.3.70 : I love you, I love you, I love you divine, please give me your bubble gum, you're sitting on mine
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6 14 4.3.71 : From dusk til dawn, from dawn til dusk, because of you my lips will rust
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6 14 4.3.72 : Love at first sight is a special delight, it's not only sublime but it saves lots of time
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6 14 4.3.73 : Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few, remember that the mighty oak are once a nut like you
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6 14 4.3.74 : DI went to church one day to hear the preacher holler; I put a penny in the plate- and grabbed a half a dollar
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6 14 4.3.75 : Jean now, Jean ever, Tibbitts now, but not forever
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6 14 4.3.76 : When you're walking down the street, looking at the hedges..
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6 14 4.3.77 : Sex is Heaven, Booze is Blitz, We're the class of "76"
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6 14 4.3.78 : How vain is all beneath the skies, how transparent every earthly bliss, how tender all the fondest ties, that bond us to a world like this
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6 14 4.3.79 : Wanted a place in your memory.
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6 14 4.3.80 : Your 2 good 2 be 4 gotten.
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6 14 4.3.81 : See a monkey in a tree pull it's tail and think of me.
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6 14 4.3.82 : Remember M remember E but most of all remember ME.
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6 14 4.3.83 : Remember teh pretty country, remember the busy town, remember the girl, who ruined your book by writing upside down.
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6 14 4.3.84 : When you are old and can not see, I'll hold the pot so you can pee.
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6 14 4.3.85 : There are gold ships and there are silver ships but there's no ship like friendship.
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6 14 4.3.86 : When you get old and cannot see put on your specks and think of me.
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6 14 4.3.87 : When you get old and think you're sweet, take off your shoes and smell your feet.
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6 14 4.3.88 : I 'auto' sign I 'auto' laught I 'auto' sign your autograph.
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6 14 4.3.89 : I am no poet I have no fame. But just the same I'll sign my name.
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6 14 4.3.90 : UR 2 good 2 B 4 gotten.
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6 14 4.3.91 : I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea. I saw you in the bathtub-oops! Pardon me.
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6 14 4.3.92 : Columbus discovered America in 1492 and I discovered somehting great when I discovered you!
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6 14 4.3.93 : Tulips in the garden, tulips in the park. But the tulips I like best are the two lips in the dark.
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6 14 4.3.94 : A kiss is a germ, or so it's been stated. But kiss me quick, I'm vaccinated.
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6 14 4.3.95 : When you are sick and going to die call me up and I will cry.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.96 : Birds on the mountain fish in the sea how you ever greaduated is a mystery to me.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.97 : I'll be yours 'till Niagra Falls. I'll be yours 'till the US drinks Canada dry. I'll be yours 'till the weeping willow weeps.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.98 : Oh this page of snowy white, I think I'll take a little bit (tear edge of paper).
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.99 : Roses are wilted, violets are dead, sugar is lumpy and so is your head.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.100 : When your old and in your thirties, don't come to me when your clothes are dirty.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.101 : When you get married and have twins, don't come to my house, for safety pins.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.102 : Lavender Blue Dilly Dilly Lavender Green when you are king Dilly Dilly I will be queen.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.103 : Yours till the undertakers undertakes to take you under.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.104 : Yours till Hell freezes over and the cows come skating home on ice.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.105 : So and So sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes junior in a baby carriage.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.106 : Hoof-hearted, ice-melted, you're foolish yet.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.107 : I'll bet I could make every fool in town turn this book upside down.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.108 : Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, and other don't.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.109 : Your 'till the mouth of the Mississippi wears lipstick.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.110 : In this troubled world you have to laugh to stay sane, so if the makes you laugh I've done my job.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4 : Graffiti
Box
Folder
7 1 4.4.1 : Black is beautiful, tan is grand, But white is the color of the big boss man.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.2 : A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons
.3 (Items)
7 1 4.4.3 : Jackasses are living proof that cowboys [expletive] horses!
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.4 : Chi O, Chi O, it's off to bed we go, with a little luck we'll get a [expletive], Chi O, Chi O!
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.5 : Don't sing in the John, in Utah, they shoot John Singers
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.6 : King Kong died for our sins
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.7 : Electra loves Daddy
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.8 : Oedipus is a mama's boy
.2 (Item)
7 1 4.4.9 : I am Black with l2 inches. I am Blue with 2. I am Green with envy. I am curious but yellow. I am red with rage
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.10 : God is dead.--Time; Time is dead.--God; Time is God.--Dead
.2 (Item)
7 1 4.4.11 : Attention girls: Even if you don't, he'll say you did, so you might as well
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.12 : Hurry men, it's the 1st of May. Outdoor intercourse begins today
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.13 : She offered her honor, he honored her offer
.4 (Items)
7 1 4.4.14 : Oh, Frank, please don't touch me there
.2 (Items)
7 1 4.4.15 : Here I sit on the thore, all broken hearted in the hall. . .
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.16 : Some folks come here to leave a turd, I come here to see my bird
.2 (Item)
7 1 4.4.17 : Sex feels good, but labor doesn't
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.18 : Children left unattended will be towed away at owner's expense.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.19 : Bawal Umihi Dito! (Don't pee on this wall).
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.20 : Here I sit all broken hearted, I came here to crap and only farted.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.21 : Gay pride is gay power, about as much pride as picking your nose and eating it in public.
.2 (Item)
7 1 4.4.22 : You make 'em; we scape 'em, no fetus can beat us.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.23 : A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.24 : A large "X" and the satement "If you can hit this mark, call the Logan Fire Dept.-they can use you."
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.25 : I am black with 12 inches, I am blue with 2, I am green with envy, I am curious but yellow, I am red with rage.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.26 : 2 good 2 be 4gotten.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.27 : Smile, you're on candid camera!
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.28 : Flush twice;it's a long way to the ocean
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.29 : Kilroy was here
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5 : Latrinalia
Box
Folder
7 2 4.5.1 : To you who sit upon this seat, complete your business and then retreat . .
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.2 : How drunk I am, how wet I'll be, if I don't find, the bathroom key
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.3 : If it's brown, flush it down . .
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.4 : If you want a cool surprise, flush the toilet before you rise
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.5 : Here I sit all broken hearted paid my dime and only farted. Next time I have the chance, I'll save my dime and crap in my pants
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.6 : Eggs have a bad life. First, they only get laid once. Second, they only get ate once. Third, it takes them ten minutes to get hard. Fourth, they come in a box with eleven others
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.7 : Here I sit among the vapors, some old fool used all the papers. .
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.8 : Flush twice, it's a long way to the lunch room
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.9 : If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat wipe the seat
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.10 : Here I sit in fumes and vapor, someone stole the toliet paper, how much longer must I linger before I have to use my finger
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6 : Bumper Stickers
Box
Folder
7 3 4.6.1 : Earth: no deposit, no return.
.2 (Item)
7 3 4.6.2 : There's no gravity- the whole world sucks.
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.3 : Utah State (Logo)(Photograph included).
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.4 : I'd rather be on stage (Photograph included).
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.5 : Start SEEING Motorcycles! (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.6 : Start seeing bicycles. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.7 : Preserve our Heritage. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.8 : Apple. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.9 : Wonder Woman. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.10 : Boardwear. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.11 : Cowboy Up. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.12 : Beaver Mountain Ski Resort. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.13 : Tits on a ritz, mmm good cracker
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.14 : IN-N-OUT urge
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.15 : Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you.
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.16 : Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside!.
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7 : Signs
Box
Folder
7 4 4.7.1 : . . . when you are up to your [butt] in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial object was to drain the swamp
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.2 : We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.3 : God forgives, I don't
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.4 : "We do not serve..."
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.5: "Don't be mad, Come on in and get fed-up!"
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.6 : "In God we trust, all others must pay cash."
.2 (Item)
7 4 4.7.7 : "Lovely to look at, delightful to hold, then if you break it... it is sold."
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.8 : People with horse sense know when to say "nay"
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.9 : Please don't feed the animals, they're already stuffed.
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.10 : Where ma spends pa's dough.
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.11 : Welcome to the only Oblong in the world.
.1 (Item)
7 5 4.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
7 5 4.0.1 : Peaches are peaches; plums are plums; kissing ain't kissing without any tongues
.1 (Item)
7 5 4.0.2 : He Never Died. (Poem)
.1 (Item)
7 5 4.0.3 : Prose: Alice,'Which road do I take?' Cheshire cat,'Where do you want to go?' Alice,'I don't know.' Cheshire cat, 'Then, it doesn't matter.'
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5. :  Parodies
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
7 6 5.1 : Of Nursery Rhymes
Box
Folder
7 6 5.1.1 : Jack and Jill went up the hill
.9 (Items)
7 6 5.1.2 : Mary had a little lamb
.19 (Items)
7 6 5.1.3 : Hickory, dickory, dock
.4 (Items)
7 6 5.1.4 : Mary, Mary, quite contrary
.2 (Items)
7 6 5.1.5 : Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
.4 (Items)
7 6 5.1.6 : Little Miss Muffet
.3 (Items)
7 6 5.1.7 : Twinkle, twinkle little star
.4 (Items)
7 6 5.1.8 : Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater
.1 (Item)
7 6 5.1.9 : Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
.2 (Items)
7 6 5.1.10 : Hey diddle, diddle
.1 (Item)
7 6 5.1.11 : Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
.2 (Items)
7 6 5.1.12 : Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight
.3 (Items)
7 6 5.1.13 : Little Jack Horner sat on a corner
.2 (Item)
7 6 5.1.14 : I hate you, you hate me (Barney parody)
.1 (Item)
7 6 5.1.15 : Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, Ha! Ha! fooled you all, I'm a submarine!
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2 : Of Religious Texts
Box
Folder
7 7 5.2.1 : Bless the bread
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.2 : Give us this day our daily bread
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.3 : Now I lay me down to sleep
.6 (Items)
7 7 5.2.4 : Blessed are the quilters, for they are the piece makers
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.5 : The 23rd Rambler (Psalm)
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.6 : Come, Come Ye Saints
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.7 : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust .
.2 (Items)
7 7 5.2.8 : Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you diet
.3 (Items)
7 7 5.2.9 : The families that stay together, stay together
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.10 : You can drink that coffee and not break the word of wisdom
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.11 : Jesus is walking across the water and someone yells out, "I don't care who you are, you are scaring the fish"
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.12 : In the beggining God created the neutron heavier than the proton
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.13 : Sky Pilots (Preachers)
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.14 : Jesus on the cross falling over saying: "Damn beavers!"
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.15 : Give alms to the poor
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.16 : A little boy praying to God: "Testing 1, 2, 3"
.1 (Item)
7 8 5.3 : Of Literature
Box
Folder
7 8 5.3.1 : The Boy Stood on the Burning deck.
.2 (Item)
7 8 5.3.2 : 'Twas the night before Christmas
.5 (Items)
7 8 5.3.3 : Give me liberty or give me kids
.1 (Item)
7 8 5.3.4 : Spider, Spider on the wall
.1 (Item)
7 9 5.4 : Of Patriotic Texts
Box
Folder
7 9 5.4.1 : I pledge allegiance.
.1 (Item)
7 9 5.4.2 : Boy scout oath
.3 (Items)
7 10 5.5 : Of Proverbs
Box
Folder
7 10 5.5.1 : A closed mouth gathers no foot.
.4 (Items)
7 10 5.5.2 : Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can put off 'til the day after tomorrow
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.3 : Rules are made to be amended
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.4 : It's always darkest before it gets absolutely black
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.5 : People who live in glass houses should . .
.5 (Items)
7 10 5.5.6 : If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.7 : Smile, things could be worse. So I smiled and things got worse
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.8 : The cow is in the mud
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.9 : Early to bed, early to rise
.6 (Items)
7 10 5.5.10 : You can lead a horse to water . .
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.11 : We find ourselves upon a rudimentary tributary deficient of any ostensible mode of forward motion
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.12 : One good turn deserves most of the blanket
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.13 : A penny saved. . . deprived
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.14 : He who laughs last doesn't get the joke
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.15 : If the cock crows, shoot it
.2 (Item)
7 10 5.5.16 : Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way through
.2 (Item)
7 10 5.5.17 : If it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.18 : Ignorance is bliss, especially in good company
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.19 : A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.20 : No rest for the wicked and the righteous don't need any
.2 (Item)
7 10 5.5.21 : Where there's a will . .
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.22 : If at first you don't succeed . .
.3 (Items)
7 10 5.5.23 : Life is not a bowl of cherries -- it's a bowl of pits
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.24 : Two heads are better than one if one is a cabbage head
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.25 : Use it up, throw it out, buy it new, or do without
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.26 : If tishes were wishes we'd all have a try.
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.27 : Let's burn that bridge when we get to it OR let's jump off that bridge when we get to it.
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.28 : April showers... bring more snow.
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.29 : Right off my elbow (Off the top of my head)
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.30: An onion a day keeps everyone away.
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.31: If you can't be aisy (lazy) all the time, be as aisy as you can. (Parody of a Scottish proverb)
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.32: Two is company, three is a crowd, and four is an orgy.
.1 (Item)
7 11 5.6 : Of Folk Poetry
Box
Folder
7 11 5.6.1 : Roses are red . .
.10 (Items)
7 11 5.6.2 : Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a dart, went into the barbershop and let a great big fart
.1 (Item)
7 11 5.6.3 : Beware of guys with eyes of_____.
.1 (Item)
7 11 5.6.4 : No more pencils, no more books...
.2 (Item)
7 12 5.7 : Of Folk Sayings
Box
Folder
7 12 5.7.1 : This is the place.
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.2 : A woman's place is in the home
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.3 : See ya later alligator
.2 (Items)
7 12 5.7.4 : Cross my throat and hope to choke.
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.5 : Sticks and stones can break my bones.
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.6 : Life creates a vacuum and then you die.
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.7 : Cross my heart and hope to spit in the river
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
7 13 5.0.1 : I just washed my mouth and can't do a thing with it.
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0.2 : Whistle while you work
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0.3 : It's raining cats and dogs, and I just stepped in a poodle
.2 (Items)
7 13 5.0.4 : You make ‘em, scrape ‘em. No fetus can beat us
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0.5 : Absence makes the heart grow fonder . .
.2 (Item)
7 13 5.0.6 : It's raining pitchforks and hammer handles
.2 (Item)
7 13 5.0.7 : Happy birthday to you , you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and actl like one too.
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6. :  Folk Speech
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
8 1 6.1 : Rhymes or Sayings of Derision
Box
Folder
8 1 6.1.1 : There's fungus among us; at ease disease
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.2 : Eeny, meeny come from Chinee
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.3 : Dirty Will, Dirty Will
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.4 : I know my name, I know my mind
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.5 : Acabaca, soda cracker..
.2 (Items)
8 1 6.1.6 : I'm a Dego, you're a Wop
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.7 : Seesaw, Margery Daw, wash the baby's britches
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.8 : . . . never die
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.9 : God made the little Negro boys
.2 (Item)
8 1 6.1.10 : It's a fight, a fight; a black and a white
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.11 : There are so many Mexicans..
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.12 : There are very few white men who can cook like this, and no Indians at all
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.13 : I would rather say good morning to a Jew than a person without a beard
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.14 : Wherever you find four Baptists, you'll always find a fifth
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.15 : In Scipio we get everything the hen lays but the egg
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.16 : If Utah were a person, Scipio would be the place where you give it an enema
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.17 : You can always tell the English, you can always tell the Dutch, you can always tell the Yankees, but you can't tell them much
.2 (Item)
8 1 6.1.18a : "That's mighty white of you."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.18b : "Get it for yourself, I'm not your . . ."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.18c : "If you aren't careful, she'll leave you for a white man."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.19a : "She looks like she could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.19b : "She's so skinny that a man would rub his balls raw on the bed sheets."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.19c : "He is slicker than snot on a brass doorknob." (See also: Speech 9.1.82.1)
.2 (Items)
8 1 6.1.20 : "I think I thunk a lie"
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.21 : Did you suntan through a screen door?
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.22 : She looks like she had a fire on her face and put it out with an ice pick.
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.23 : "Rubber butt and licker".
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.24 : They're all just a bunch of tin gods.
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.25 : I wouldn't give you dollars to donuts.
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.26 : Well, it's nothing to write home about.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2 : Retorts
Box
Folder
8 2 6.2.1 : To Appearances
Box
Folder
8 2 6.2.1.1 : It looks Greek to me!
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.2 : Gag a maggot on a gut wagon
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.3 : Beauty was black horse. (Retort to: Smoke follows beauty.)
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.4 : She's so flat she has to wear Falsies backwards to bread (break) even.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.5 : Having a face only a mother could love.
.3 (Items)
8 2 6.2.1.6 : She's trying to fit 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.7 : If looks were spit, you'd be surfin' right now.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.8 : You're pretty in two ways- pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way.
.1 (Items)
8 2 6.2.1.9 : She's big enough to chase a grizzly bear with a switch.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.10 : Wow, look at how that brings out your eyes
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.11 : He's a dandy/he's got class
.2 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.12 : Tits and (explicit) tits and (explicit) What else matters? That's all that counts!
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.13 : Fat is a pretty color!
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.14 : Death warmed over.
.2 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.15 : Your not just a whistlin' Theron.
.2 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2 : To Arguments
Box
Folder
8 3 6.2.2.1 : Get a job!
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.2 : Pink's red anyway
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.3 : [Expletive] you, and [expletive] anyone that looks like you
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.4 : You would argue with a signpost in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.5 : You know they name streets' after you... One Way!
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.6 : Why be disagreeable? With a little effort you could be a real stinker.
.1 (Item)
8 4 6.2.3 : Childhood Retorts
Box
Folder
8 4 6.2.3.1 : So, so, suck your toe.
.13 (Items)
8 4 6.2.3.2 : Shut up. I don't shut up, I grow up...
.4 (Items)
8 4 6.2.3.3 : I'm rubber and you're glue
.11 (Items)
8 4 6.2.3.4 : See my _____ gee you're _____.
.2 (Items)
8 4 6.2.3.5 : An 'X' is an unknown person, and a 'spurt' is a drip under pressure.
.1 (Item)
8 4 6.2.3.6 : You're a good egg in the long run, but who likes long runny eggs?
.1 (Item)
8 4 6.2.3.7 : I know you are but what am I?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4 : To Complaints, Disappointments and Whining
Box
Folder
8 5 6.2.4.1 : Life goes on
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.2 : Helpless Hannah, girl from Savannah
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.3 : Slit your throat from ear-to-ear and feed you to the hogs
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.4 : I can see the lines of suffering in your face
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.5 : Be thankful for what you are and have; you could have been born in Russia
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.6 : One of life's greatest tragedies has just taken place
.2 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.7 : And I'll bet they don't even serve pie there
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.8 : If you can't be happy, then at least be cheerful
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.9 : You wouldn't pay ten cents for a mule that won't kick
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.10 : It's tougher where there isn't any. (Retort to comment about tough meat)
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.11 : "Tough titty," said the kitty when the milk went dry
.5 (Items)
8 5 6.2.4.12 : You look like you just lost your tea and sugar and found the paper!
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.13 : What do you want? Eggs in your beer?!
.3 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.14 : What's your chief beef?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.15 : Who spit in your oatmeal and pushed your truck into the ditch?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.16 : You old stick in the mud
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.17 : Whip me, beat me, call me Helen.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.18 : You want to have your cake and eat it too.
.5 (Items)
8 5 6.2.4.19 : Go [crap] in your shoe.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.20 : To bad, so sad, your dad.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.21 : Well, what do you want me to do, fart rainbows?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.22 : Quit being a tiddy mouse.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.23 : How would you like a knuckle sandwich?!
.3 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.24 : If wishes were fishes, beggars would eat.
.2 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.25 : Quite[quit] your behavin' an' learn how to don't.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.26 : Tough beans.
.2 (Items)
8 5 6.2.4.27 : World's smallest violin playing 'My heart bleeds for you'
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.28 : Tough noogies sweet cheeks
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.29 : I don't give a (dang)
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.30 : I have had troubles in my life, but the worst of them never came.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.31 : When the apple is ripe it will fall.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.32 : It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
.2 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.33 : Do you want a thimble pie?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.34 : I can see the lines of suffering in your face.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.35 : Be thankful for what you are and have, you could have been born in Russia.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.36 : That's a real bit in the shorts
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.37 : Write your Congressman
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.38 : My heart pumps purple Kool-Aid for you
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.39 : That's the pitts
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.40 : To bad, so sad my lad
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.41 : Got a dime- call someone who cares
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.42 : You'll (expletive) if you eat regular
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.43 : Gotta dime?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.44 : Do you want a free trip to the moon?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.45 : Wanna taste my fist?
.1 (Item)
8 6 6.2.5 : To Compliments
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8 6 6.2.5.1 : That should be a flower in your bonnet.
.1
8 6 6.2.5.2 : I know, there's no conceit in my family, I've got it all!
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6 : To Correction, Contradiction, Misunderstanding
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8 7 6.2.6.1 : Clear up? Yeah, clear up to your [butt] and still coming down!
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6.2 : Close the door! Were you born in barn!
.7 (Items)
8 7 6.2.6.3 : Eights days?
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6.4 : No, she's fine
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6.5 : They killed can't and whipped couldn't 'til he could!
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8 7 6.2.6.6 : I was raised on a hill where they closed themselves. (Reply when asked if raised in a barn.)
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8 7 6.2.6.7 : Clear as mud.
.2 (Items)
8 7 6.2.6.8 : Open mouth, insert foot.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7 : To Exasperation, Frustration
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8 8 6.2.7.1 : I'll hit you so hard, you'll have to take off your socks to see.
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.2 : For goodness sake
.1(Item)
8 8 6.2.7.3 : For Pete's sake
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.4 : The last draw
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.5 : Sour grapes
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.6 : That cotton-pickin' [thing]
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.7 : Heads are gonna roll!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.8 : I've got a bone to pick with you
.2 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.9 : For crying in a bucket
.2 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.10 : For cryin' out loud
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.11 : Quit it out
.2 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.12 : Come off it
.2 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.13 : I've had it to the max
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.14 : You're up in the night
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.15 : You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.16 : You dirty rotten, turkey trotten, fly blow, maggot eaten, stupid driver!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.17 : Down in front, you make a better door than you do a window
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.18 : Take a long walk off a short pier
.1( Item)
8 8 6.2.7.19 : Eat rocks
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.20 : Suck eggs
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.21 : [Expletive] or get off the pot
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.22 : Go jump in a lake
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.23 : If you're not in bed by ten o'clock, go home.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.24 : If you don't behave, I'll have your shirttail poppin' in the wind.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.25 : Lookout, cow, or yo feet'll be turned up' to de sky.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.26 : You're going to be picking lily's from underground.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.27 : Where did that nincompoop get their drivers license?! Out of a Cracker Jack box?!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.28 : You're made of muddy water.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.29 : He's out of his tree!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.30 : "I'm jest a cock-eyed optimist, and yer jest plain cock-eyed."
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.31 : Oh I could just spit beatles.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.32 : You can sure dish out, but you can't take it.
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.33 : I'm going to ring your neck.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.34 : Well, you have the same clothes to get glad in.
.2 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.35 : Crazy women drivers!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.36 : Why don't you dunk your head in a bucket of water 3 times, but only bring it up twice?
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.37 : Go bark at the moon
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.38 : Take your lower lip. Pull it over your head. And swallow
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.39 : Oh, hang it from a sky hook!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.40 : For crying in a tea cup
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.41 : Bursting your bucket
.1 (Item)
8 9 6.2.8 : To Injury
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8 9 6.2.8.1 : It is far from your heart, you'll live.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9 : To Lying, Exaggerating
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8 10 6.2.9.1 : Lie if you must!
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.2 : You're pulling my leg
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.3 : I spent a week there one night
.2 (Items)
8 10 6.2.9.4 : I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw a bull by the tail.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.5 : Honest as the bishop.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.6 : Lies always come home to roost.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.7 : Let sleeping dogs lie.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.8 : Oh you're tough smellin'.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.9 : Don't trust him any further than you can kick a courthouse.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.10 : I ain't lyin, if I was lyin I'd be flyin and the Lord knows I can't fly.
.2 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.11 : You pulled the wool over my eyes.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.12 : It's getting deep in here.
.2 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.13 : I'm not just a woofin' ya.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.14 : Crock of bull
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.15 : You lie like a rug
.2 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.16 : Ah go peddle your papers somewhere else
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.17 : Ya can't fly on one leg
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.18 : Yeah and I believe that and monkeys fly out of my butt
.1 (Item)
8 11 6.2.10 : To Opinions
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8 11 6.2.10.1 : Tell me what you really think
.1 (Item)
8 11 6.2.10.2 : Look with your eyes, not with your hands
.2 (Items)
8 11 6.2.10.3 : Why don't you marry it! (To statement: "I love it!")
.2 (Items)
8 11 6.2.10.4 : What does that have to do with the price of tea on Tuesday?
.1 (Item)
8 11 6.2.10.5 : And thats your opinion, and opinions are just like (explitive). Everybody's got one!
.1 (Item)
8 11 6.2.10.6 : As Betsy Ross once said: "Sew What?"
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8 12 6.2.11 : To Requests, Favors
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8 12 6.2.11.1 : I'm Friday! Why don't you come over to my house on Saturday and we'll have a Sunday!
.2 (Items)
8 12 6.2.11.2 : That will be three dollars and fifty cents!
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11.3 : If it was a snake it would have bit you
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11.4 : Might as well, can't dance
.9 (Items)
8 12 6.2.11.5 : I may be cabbage looking, but I'm not that green.
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11.6 : You've got a prayer.
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11.7 : Welsh on something.
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11.8 : It's not what you want that makes you fat.
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12 : Rude Retorts (Wisecrack comebacks)
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8 13 6.2.12.1 : Did somebody fart in your car too?
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.2 : It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
.3 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.3 : The only time you open you mouth is to change feet
.2 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.4 : That's a deep subject. (Retort to "Well.")
.7 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.5 : May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.6 : May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
.2 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.7 : Oh, well? That's a deep subject (especially for your shallow mind)
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.8 : Whatever blows your skirt up
.2 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.9 : After you fill your eyes, fill your nose. (Retort used when someone stares.)
.2 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.10 : Do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.11 : Gets his shorts in a bundle.
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.12 : Why don't you mind your own beeswax?!
.2 (Items)
8 14 6.2.12.13 : Well is a hole in the ground.
.2 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.14 : I may be cabbage looking, but I'm not that green.
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.15 : By Shanks Mare.
.2 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.16 : What ever ties your shorts in a knot.
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.17 : Well, didn't I tell you? Then I guess it must not be any of your business
.2 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.18 : That's a deep hole in the ground. Don't fall in! (in response to "well")
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.19 : My nose isn't really red, it's just blushing with pride because it knows enough to stay out of other people's business
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.20 : Whatever dude you kiss a guy
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.21 : Do you serve towels with showers?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.22 : Hey Glenda, who put the dollar in you?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.23 : Don't go away mad, just go away
.4 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.24 : Take a picture, it lasts longer
.2 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.25 : That's 2/3 of a pun, you know, PU
.2 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13 : To Stating the Obvious
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8 14 6.2.13.1 : Is the Pope Catholic?
.2 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.2 : Does a bear [crap] in the woods?
.5 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.3 : Does a frog have an air tight bum?
.2 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.4 : Does a fifty pound bag of flour make a biscuit?
.2 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.5 : Do chickens have lips?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.6 : Can a snake do push ups?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.7 : Your perception of the obvious is commendable, dear Watson!
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8 : Retort to question: "Did you see _____? (Something you obviously saw.)
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8 14 6.2.13.8.1a : No, have you seen my white cane?
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8 14 6.2.13.8.1b : No, I only have eyes in the back of my head?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8.1c : No, I can't bear to watch someone asking stupid questions
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8.1d : Yes I did, but how did you see it with your head up your [butt]?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8.2 : Cow(poop) I know, fly(poop) I care
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.9 : Retort to "Are you eating?"
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8 14 6.2.13.9.1a : No, I'm just Kirby's test model
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.9.1b : No this is the way I defecate. Stick around and I'll show you how I eat
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.9.1c : Yes, and from the look of things, it must be your brain
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.9.1d : No thanks, I just ate a bar of soap.
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.10 : Retort to question: "Are you sleeping?"
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8 14 6.2.13.10.1a : No, dead. Leave the flowers and get out
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.10.1b : No, I just smelled you coming and passed out
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.10.1c : Sleeping? Are you kidding? I do that standing up
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11 : Retort to question: "Are you on the telephone?"
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8 14 6.2.13.11.1a : No, this is the new way to clean your ears
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11.1b : No, this is Ronco's new Ear Wax Spoon
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11.1c : No, I'm on the take. How much do you have?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11.1d : No, I'm on the pill
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.12 : Retort to question: “Where are you?”
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8 14 6.2.13.12.1a : Down the cellar behind the ax.
.3 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.12.1b : Up in the attic dancing with the mice.
.3 (Items)
8 14 6.2.12.13.1c : Yes, and what if the ham should fall?
.3 (Items)
8 14 6.2.12.13.1d : He went to (expletive) and the hog ate him
.3 (Items)
8 14 6.2.12.13.1e : I'm in the bakery
.3 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.13 : Open
8 15 6.2.14 : To Stupidity
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8 15 6.2.14.1 : There are more horses' rears in this world than horses.
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8 15 6.2.14.2 : Engage brain before operating mouth.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.3 : You are stupider than a mud fence.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.4 : Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.5 : She/he's got a lot of space between her/his barns.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.6 : You're so dense, we could use you for fog.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.7 : Don't know [crap] from wild honey.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.8 : I may be stupid but I'm not dumb.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.9 : You don't know crap from a good grade of clay.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.10 : If I were any dumber, you'd have to water me.
.2 (Items)
8 15 6.2.14.11 : Stupidity and pride grow on the same stump.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.12 : He's so stupid he couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
.3 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.13 : Idiot wasn't through with the mouse story.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.14 : Didn't know if Christ was crucified or died in a gun fight.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.15 : You're not playing with a full deck.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.16 : You dork.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.17 : You don't know (explitive) from a good grade of clay
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.18 : You're so stupid you think chocolate sundae is a Negro holiday
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.19 : You're so stupid you think Rock Hudson is a stone car
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.20 : You're so stupid you think asphalt is a bum disease
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.21 : You're slower than the seven year itch
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15 : To Teasing, Name Calling
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8 16 6.2.15.1 : A nut is a seed, A seed is a tree, A tree is nature, nature is beauty. Thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a nut.)
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8 16 6.2.15.2 : A drip is a drop, a drop is water, water is nature and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a drip.)
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8 16 6.2.15.3 : Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me
.20 (Items)
8 16 6.2.15.4 : Slam
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.5 : First the worst, second the same, last the best of all the game
.6 (Items)
8 16 6.2.15.6 : What you say is what you are
.4 (Items)
8 16 6.2.15.7 : A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat is on water, water is nature, nature is beautiful, thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a jerk.)
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.8 : I may have four-eyes, but at least I don't have ten butts. (Retort to being called four-eyes)
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.9 : Call me this and call me that, but all yourself and dirty rat.
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.10 : You're quite the joker aren't you?
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.11 : A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat floats on water, water is nature, nature is beautiful, beautiful is me. Thanks for the compliment
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.12 : Twinkle twinkle little star, what you say is what you are
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.13 : That's what you are but what am I
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.14 : I'm rubber you're glue, everything bounces off me and sticks to you
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16 : To Questions
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8 17 6.2.16.1 : Let's not and say we did.
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8 17 6.2.16.2 : Retort to question: "How old are you?"
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8 17 6.2.16.2.1 : I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
.4 (Items)
8 17 6.2.16.2.2 : That's as old as the hills and twice as hairy
.4 (Items)
8 17 6.2.16.3 : Retort to question: "What are you making?"
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8 17 6.2.16.3.1 : I'm making layovers for meddlers
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.3.2 : I'm making a handle to a hen's nest!
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.4 : Retort to question: "What can I do?"
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8 17 6.2.16.4.1 : Spit in your shoe and go tell your teacher it's half-past two
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.5 : Retort to question: "Where'd you learn how to do that?"
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8 17 6.2.16.5.1 : I learned it in the French Underground
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.6 : Retort to answer "cause."
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8 17 6.2.16.6.1 : Cause is pig
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.7 : Wait till the snow is off the Wellsville's [Utah]. (To request to float the Logan Canal.)
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.8 : Retort to questions someone does not want to answer
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8 17 6.2.16.8.1 : Are you writing a book? Leave out that chapter
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.9 : People in hell want ice water
.7 (Items)
8 17 6.2.16.10 : Terrible. (Retort to restaurant server question: " How is everyone doing?")
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.11 : A ham-ram-bull-beef-bear sandwich. (Response to question: "What do you want for lunch dad?")
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.12 : Retort to question: "Did daddy let you borrow the car tonight?"
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8 17 6.2.16.12.1a : No it's my pimp's
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.12.1b : Yes, would you like my father's phone number so you can borrow sometime too
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.13 : Retort to question: "Are we there yet?"
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8 17 6.2.16.13.1 : We're in the car
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.14 : Retort to question: "What are you up to?" or "What's up?"
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8 17 6.2.16.14.1 : Oh, about six foot one."
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.14.2 : Nothing but the rent
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.15 : Retort to question: "How are you?"
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8 17 6.2.16.15.1 : Oh, fair to partly cloudy
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.16 : Retort to question: "Do you know what?"
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8 17 6.2.16.16.1 : Yeah, I went to school with his brother who
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.17 : Class isn't where I'm going, class is what I have. (Retort to question: "Are you going to school.")
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.18 : What do you mean "we," you got a turd in your pocket?(Retort to question: "When are we going to do that?")
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.19 : I wouldn't [expletive] you, you're my favorite turd. (Retort to: "You [expletive] me?")
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.20 : Retort to question "Why?"
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8 17 6.2.16.20.1 : On the account of because
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.20.2 : I'll give you five reasons (hold up five fingers, count down to zero- you are left with a fist).
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8 17 6.2.16.21 : Retort to "What time is it?"
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8 17 6.2.16.21.1 : Half past kissing time; time to kiss again
.2 (Items)
8 17 6.2.16.22 : Retort to "Why didn't you marry?"
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8 17 6.2.16.22.1 : The men I wanted I couldn't get and the ones I could get the devil wouldn't have.
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.23 : Retort to “So what?”
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8 17 6.2.16.23.1 : Sew buttons on your underwear.
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.24 : Retort to “What's the date?”
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8 17 6.2.16.24.1 : I hear it's something close to the prune, but I personally prefer raisans.
.2 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.25 : Bend over and I'll show you
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.26 : Retort to “What?”
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8 17 6.2.16.26.1 : Passum's Snot- pull his tail, and watch him squat
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.27 : Bend over and I'll show you
.1 (Item)
6.3 : Sayings and Rhymes of Insults, Profanity, Taunts, Teases, Wisecracks
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9 1 6.3.1 : Insults
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9 1 6.3.1.1 : Tightwad, tightwad, sitting on a fence
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.2 : Old fat Jim, I remember him . . He got fat just like you
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.3 : She can't sing worth sour owl [crap]
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.4 : Hey, is that your head/face or is your head/neck chewing gum/throwing up?
.3 (Items)
9 1 6.3.1.5 : When God passed out brains, you thought He said trains and you missed yours
.8 (Items)
9 1 6.3.1.6 : You haven't got enough brains to tan your own hide
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.7 : Pitchers got a rubber nose, wiggles every time he throws
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.8 : Oh what a face! It's a disgrace
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.9 : Roses are red
.2 (Items)
9 1 6.3.1.10 : I hope your legs grow together
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.11 : You are so low . .
.13 (Items)
9 1 6.3.1.12 : You were beat black and blue with an ugly stick
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.13 : God gave you the brains of a soda cracker
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.14 : I just about died laughing when I first saw you
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.15 : You suck farts out of little kittens' [expletive]
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.16 : You have many outstanding points: head, teeth nose
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.17 : I was going to tell you a joke that would knock the hair off your head, but I can see you've already heard it
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.18 : She's about fifty cents short on brains
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.19 : If that is all I had to show I sure as hell wouldn't show it!
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.20 : Did your mother have any kids that lived?
.3 (Items)
9 1 6.3.1.21 : Looks like you kissed a diesel going 90!
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.22 : Has anyone ever told you how sexy you are? They never will
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.23 : Do you wash your face with an icepick?
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.24 : Anybody that would screw you is too lazy to masturbate
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.25 : They now have your father narrowed down to six suspects
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.26 : You're so skinny . .
.6 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.27 : You're so fat . .
.3 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.28 : You're so ugly . .
.9 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.29 : You're so short . .
.2 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.30 : Did you get the license number of the semi /Mack truck that ran over your face?
.2 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.31 : Looks like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a steel rake
.2 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.32 : Does your face hurt? It is really killing me!
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.33 : Do you know what happened to __? A cow slipped and fell on her head while she was taking a milk bath
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.34 : Next time you pass my house I'd appreciate it
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.35 : For such a narrow mind you sure have a wide mouth
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.36 : I wish I had a lower I.Q. so I could enjoy your company
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.37 : In your case, brain surgery is a minor operation
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.38 : You could make a fortune renting your head out as a balloon
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.39 : ___ mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.40 : Your right eye must be interested in your left eye–it keeps looking at it
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.41 : Was the ground cold this morning when you crawled out
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.42 : When God passed out looks you thought he said books and said you didn't want any
.2 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.43 : He was just going along happy as if he had good sense
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.44 : Your tongue is tied in the middle and wags on both ends
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.45 : Use your head for something else besides a hat rack
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.46 : You're so dumb . .
.4 (Items)
9 1.2 6.3.1.47 : Hey you cookie . . . not you dog biscuit
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.48 : All the power in your brain wouldn't be enough to make piss ant motorcycle go around the inside edge of a cheerio even once
.1(Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.49 : Hey good lookin'! Not you the sidewalk
.1 (Item)
9 1.2 6.3.1.50 : Hey you dreamboat! Not you shipwreck!
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.51 : You ought to be on a stage . . . the first stage out of town!
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.52 : Your head is just a button to keep your spine from unraveling.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.53 : So ignorant you could rake it off with a stick.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.54 : Rather be dead than red in the head.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.55 : They are so uncoordinated they can't chew gum and walk up stairs/street at the same time.
.2 (Items)
9 1.3 6.3.1.56 : Up your nose with a rubber hose.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.57 : If your brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.58 : I saw U.P. on the Union Pacific railroad tracks.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.59 : Girl put downs.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.60 : Why don't you go try out for another hockey team.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.61 : You got liquid [crap] for brains. You have trouble getting it together.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.62 : If your brains were. . .
.2 (Items)
9 1.3 6.3.1.63 : Collection of insults.
.3 (Items)
9 1.3 6.3.1.64 : It looks like it's been through the war.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.65 : Your brain is so small that if you turned your head sideways your brain would fall out your ear
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.66 : You old bump on a log.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.67 : You're always behind like an old cow's tail.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.68 : When the Lord was passing out brains you must have been in the wrong line.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.69 : Hit with the ugly stick.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.70 : You're a rooster fish.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.71 : You're so narrow minded you can look through a keyhole with both eyes
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.72 : The lights are on but nobody's home.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.73 : Her elevator goes to the top floor, but the doors don't open
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.74 : This guy's one fish short of a full string.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.75 : You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.76 : When you were born your father took one look at you and...
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.77 : Not the shiniest coin in the well.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.78 : You look like the afterbirth of a Canadian gang wrestler.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.79 : You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.
.3 (Items)
9 1.3 6.3.1.80 : You talk so bennysmuntz. (meaning inside the mouth)
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.81 : Your head fills so big you could reach out here and scratch your ear.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.82 : She's blind in one eye and can't see out of the other.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.83 : The reason some women have double chins is because one chin cannot keep up with the tongue.
.2 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.84 : He's around...like a doughnut.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.85 : Oh, he isn't smart enough to pour piss from a boot!
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.86 : Airhead
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.87 : You poophead you
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.88 : You maroon
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.89 : You hotdog
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.90 : You're so prissy, I bet your nose bleeds every 28 days.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.91 : When the Lord passes out faces you thought he said places and asked for a road map.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.92 : You're so full of (explitive), your breath stinks.
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.93 : You walk like a duck!
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.94 : You weenie!
.1 (Item)
9 1.3 6.3.1.95 : You get as much (explitive) as a toilet seat!
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2 : Profanity (Swearing and Cursing) and Substitute Swear Words
Box
Folder
9 2 6.3.2.1 : Profanity (Swearing and Cursing)
Box
Folder
9 2 6.3.2.1.1 : By Hell.
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.1.1.2 : Holy shit.
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.1.1.3 : By Jesus
.1 (Item)
9 3 6.3.2.2 : Substitute Swear Words
Box
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9 2 6.3.2.2.1 : Holy suffering bullheaded Moses
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.2 : Got dandruff, some to it itches
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.3 : Oh my heck
.4 (Items)
9 2 6.3.2.2.4 : O he mule
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.5 : Ye Gods and little fishes
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.6 : Why don't you go to heaven and make a U-turn?
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.7 : You dirty rotten, low down, sawed off, short stubbed, bow legged...
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.8 : You dirty pot-licker.
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.9 : Scream and shout.
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.10 : Hosanana Man
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.11 : Hotel
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.12 : Fudge
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.13 : Oh beer!
.2 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.14 : Fetch
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.15 : Judas Preist
.2 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.16 : Holy Fetchin' scrud!
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.17 : Oh whiskey!
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.18 : Fud
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.19 : Batshit
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.20 : Oh my heck
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.21 : Oh earth
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.22 : Goodness Gracious Agnes George
.2 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.23 : Laws Friday
.2 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.24 : Oh poopsicle
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.25 : Godfrey Eschler
.2 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.26 : Oh pooper
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.27 : Hell's Bells
.4 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.28 : For the halibut
.3 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.29 : Dog nab it
.3 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.30 : What the fetch
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.31 : Ee Gads Alfred
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.32 : Sitdle bags
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.33 : Pig
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.34 : Rats
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.35 : Flip
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.2.36 : Oh, H,E, double tooth picks!
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.3 : About Profanity
Box
Folder
9 2 6.3.2.3.1 : If I had a dirty thing like that in my mouth I'd try to get it out too. (Folder 3.1)
.1 (Item)
9 2 6.3.2.3.2 : The tongue, being in a wet place, slips when going too fast.
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3 : Taunts
Box
Folder
9 4 6.3.3.1 : Liar, Liar Pants on fire.
.33 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.2 : Fatty, fatty 2 x 4
.16 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.3 : First grade babies; second grade tots..
.4 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.4 : Tattle tale titty mouse, come to live at our house
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.5 : Bawl baby titty mouse, laid an egg at grandma's house
.7 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.6 : Tattle tale, tattle tale
.2 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.7 : I'm the king of Bunker's Hill
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.8 : Tattle tale tit, your tongue shall be split
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.9 : Blue, blue you've got the flu, now we can't play with you
.2 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.10 : I'll spit in the teacher's shoe and blame it on you
.2 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.11 : It's about time, it's about space . .
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.12 : Don't give me no lies bubble eyes or I'll knock you down to peanut size
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.13 : Copy cat, copy cat . .
.2 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.14 : Missed me, missed me . .
.5 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.15 : Made you look . .
.5 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.16 : Bobby's it, Bobby's it; couldn't get over his mother's fit!
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.17 : Teeter, totter, bread and water. Wash your face in dirty water.
.2 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.18 : Tattle tail go to jail, don't forget your gingerale.
.1 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.19 : Cry baby cry! Stick a needle in your eye, and tell your mother it was not I.
.2 (Items)
9 4 6.3.3.20 : I made you look you dirty crook, you stole your mother's pocketbook, you turned it in, you turned it out, you turned it into saurkraut.
.2 (Item)
9 4 6.3.3.21 : Pink, pink, you stink
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4 : Teases
Box
Folder
9 5 6.3.4.1 : She has freckles on her butt I love her.
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.2 : Look up, look down. Look at my thumb, gee your dumb
.8 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.3 : A bottle of ink to make you stink
.3 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.4 : I see London, I see France, I see ________'s underpants!
.7 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.5 : Marty, Warty, walla walla warty . . . You're so smelly . .
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.6 : What a shape what a figure, two more legs and she'd look like Trigger (horse)
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.7 : You're a poet but you don't know it; But your feet show it ‘cause they're Longfellows
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.8 : Two little love birds sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
.26 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.9 : Kindergarten baby . . . gravy
.14 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.10 : There goes ____ walking down the Delaware, chewing on his underwear
.2 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.11 : Mama mia, papa pia someone's got the diarrhea
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.12 : Nanny, nanny, nanny goat; can't catch a billy goat
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.13 : If you believe that I have an acre of land in Florida I'll sale you
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.14 : If all the boys lived across the sea, What a good swimmer _____ would be
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.15 : Mary Ann, Mary Ann washed her face in a frying pan. Combed her hair with a wagon wheel, died with a toothache in her heel
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.16 : Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you, Party Pooper!
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.17 : You sure are outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be: out standing in your field
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.18 : You look like you are dead from your fanny both ways
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.19 : My body is a temple. It's not a visitor center, and you don't have a recommend
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.20 : Up your nose and between your toes and you know where the other one goes
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.21 : ______'s it, had a fit, kissed a girl and couldn't quit
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.22 : Doug, the bug, fell in the tub; Turn on the tap and down went Doug, the bug
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.23 : Boys call us lemons, but they just like to tease, because aren't we the lemons they like to squeeze?
.2 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.24 : My name is Tinkerbell, I don't remember well, will you please help me sir to find my teddy bear. (Boy Scout)
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.25 : Monkey see, monkey do . . . Go jump in a lake
.3 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.26 : Did you stub your toe? (Family statement when someone takes too much food or does anything in excess.)
0 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.27 : _______ is it, took a fit, couldn't get over her arithmetic.
.1 (Item)
9 5 6.3.4.28 : I see Paris, I see France, I put ants down Jimmy's pants.
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5 : Wisecracks
Box
Folder
9 6 6.3.5.1 : No comments from the peanut gallery; especially the head nut
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.2 : Greetings from the Interior!
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.3 : Go surf in a mud puddle!
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.4 : Go get wise bubble eyes before I cut you down to peanut size
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.5 : She is a home devil and a street angel
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.6 : Don't give me no lip potato chip
.2 (Items)
9 6 6.3.5.7 : Yea, he's a nice guy when he's asleep
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.8 : The only sane people in the world are all in insane asylums
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.9 : It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop
.2 (Items)
9 6 6.3.5.10 : This is National Earth week. Take a clod to lunch
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.11 : Remember, this is National Broad Jump week. Make a broad jump!
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.12 : For a real swinging time in Rexburg (Idaho) go down to the used car lot and watch the bumper rust on the car
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.13 : You know they roll-up the sidewalks precisely at ten and people who lie there are not seen again
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.14 : I ain't easy, but I can be had
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.15 : When a guy is down kick him. It will give him something to rise above
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.16 : I leave this rule for others when I am dead, be always right-then go ahead
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.17 : I walk on them, you don't need to. (Said when someone steps on your feet.)
.2 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.18 : You're an exception to the rule.
.2 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.19 : Study hard, retard.
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.20 : How to save a million pennies... use your mouth as a piggy bank.
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.21 : Save your "hey" you might get yourself a cow someday. (Retort to expression "Hey")
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.22 : Don't get wise, bubble eyes.
.3 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.23 : She didn't say thank you, kiss my foot or anything.
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.24 : Don't get smart, you big fart.
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.25 : Don't get tough, powder puff.
.2 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.26 : If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window.
.1 (Item)
9 6 6.3.5.27 : Don't get smart you big fat fat
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4 : Ways to Answer the Telephone
Box
Folder
9 7 6.4.1: _________'s Bake Shop (cookie jar). Which crumb do you want?
.4 (Items)
9 7 6.4.2 : Hello. ___'s Mortuary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. The good go to heaven the bad go to Hell-o
.5 (Items)
9 7 6.4.3 : Sherwood Forest, Robinhood speaking
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.4 : Some are home, some are for boys and some are for girls
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.5 : Beer joint, who in the hell do you want?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.6 : Hi, is your mother there?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.7 : Outer darkness, who in the hell do you want to talk to?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.8 : It's your dime, go ahead
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.9 : Top of the temple, Angel Moroni speaking
.4 (Items)
9 7 6.4.10 : Office of student affairs, which student would you like to have an affair with?
.3 (Items)
9 7 6.4.11 : Celestial Kingdom, which angel would you like?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.12 : Christopher's summer home. Some are home, some are not
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.13 : This is Hunky the Junky, all scrap and no crap
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.14 : ______'s donkey farm. Which [expletive] would you like to speak to?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.15 : This is Logan sewer and we're calling to let you know we're tired of your [crap]
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.16 : Collection of phone answering
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.17 : "Bottomless pit, which devil do you want?"
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.18 : Nobody is home, go away!
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5 : Greetings and Leave-takings
Box
Folder
9 8 6.5.1 : Howdy, Chester/Harry (slaps person on chest/pulls hair)...
.4 (Items)
9 8 6.5.2 : Various leave-taking phrases. (eg: Leave, Steve; Haul, Paul.)
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.3 : See ya later, alligator
.6 (Items)
9 8 6.5.4 : Bye, bye, french fry
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.5 : It's been real, it's been fun, but not real fun
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.6 : Hang it on the wall
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.7 : I'm glad you got to see me
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.8 : Let's make like a sheepherder and get the flock out of here
.5 (Items)
9 8 6.5.9 : Let's make like a bakery truck and haul buns
.3 (Items)
9 8 6.5.10 : See ya later! Thanks for the warning
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.11 : Let's make like a banana and split
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.12 : Don't take a wooden nickel
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.13 : Watch your topknot, watch your backside
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.14 : Don't spare the horses
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.15 : Ain't now _______
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.16 : How are you doing? Oh, I'm just milldoing
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.17 : Hymen
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.18 : Peace, love and groovy
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.19 : Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.20 : Make like a horse turd and hit the trail
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.21 : Let's boogie
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.22 : Have a good one
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.23 : We'll see you in the movies
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.24 : Let's book
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.25 : We'll catch you on the flip-flip
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.26a: Squeeze person's hand and say: "Hi, I'm from the heart association."
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.26b: Make hand go completely limp and say: "Hi, I'm from the mortuary."
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.26c: Make your hand flop around, then say: "I'm from FFA, Future Fishermen of America."
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.26d: Grab their thumb and squeeze it like you were milking a cow and say: "I milk cows for a living."
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.27 : Bye-cycle
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.28 : How's it going guys? Totally tubular
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.29 : Be Careful
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.30 : Be the best! Don't do anything you can't do on a bike
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.31 : We'll see you later. Who? You and your tapeworm?
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.32 : Let's take off like a herd of turtles.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.33 : Well, we're off like a dirty shirt!
.3 (Items)
9 8 6.5.34 : Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?
.4 (Items)
9 8 6.5.35 : See ya around like. . .
.4 (Items)
9 8 6.5.36 : See ya next spring, if ya can make it through the mattress.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.37 : What's your hurry, here's your coat, just close the door on your way out.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.38 : Oh let's have a party.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.39 : Let's be like eggs and scramble.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.40 : Take a long walk off a short pier.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.41 : See you in the funny papers.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.42 : Let's be off, like a new bride's panties.
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.43 : Flake off, buddy.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.44 : Bug off.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.45 : Slither away.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.46 : Why don't you make like a banana and peel?
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.47 : Same to you, but more of it!
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.48 : Let's split the scene like Steve McQueen.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.49 : Don't leave mad, just leave.
.3 (Items)
9 8 6.5.50 : Let's make like a drum and beat it.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.51 : In a while, Crocodile
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.52 : Not too soon, Baboon
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.53 : What's happening baby cakes
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.54 : Tootles
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.55 : See ya later- if I don't see you first
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.56 : What's up, buttercup?
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.57 : Stay loose!
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.58 : Let's make like geese and get the flock out of here!
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.59 : Off towards Kelsey's!
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.60 : Be there
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.61 : Long time, no see
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.62 : Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.63 : Dig you later
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.64 : Off towards Fisher's
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.65 : Keep the peace
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.66 : Let's make like a baby and head out
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.67 : Let's make like a dropping and hit the trail
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.68 : Be good and have fun if you can't be good-name it after me
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.69 : Let's make like bananas and split
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.70 : Yours 'til th eocean wears bobby pins, to keep its waves back
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.71 : May you never be hampered by bugs in your jackets
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.72 : Hey is for horses and cows too, but not for snakes because they can't chew
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.73 : Make like a zit and head out
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.74 : Let's make like insects and bug out of this place
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.75 : See you around if you don't turn square
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.76 : Slip me five
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.77 : What do you want? A little skin?
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.78 : Long time, no see
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.79 : Make like a drum and beat it
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.80 : Make like a scab and flake off
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.81 : Make like a bee and buzz
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.82 : Who, you and your tape worm? (reply to "We'll see you later")
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.83 : It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.84 : Well, Boss, it's time to lamb on out of here
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.85 : Let's book
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.86 : We'll see ya in the movies
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.87 : We'll catch ya on the flip; flop
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.88 : We'll see you when you bend over
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.89 : Have a good one!
.2 (Item)
9 8 6.5.90 : How now brown cow
.2 (Item)
9 9 6.6 : Toasts
Box
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9 9 6.6.1 : Here's to space!
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.2 : Here's to the men we love
.2 (Items)
9 9 6.6.3 : Here's to the bottom
.2 (Items)
9 9 6.6.4 : Here's mud in yer eye
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.5 : Here's to the wives and the sweethearts -- may they never meet
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.6 : Here's to life after death -- may we all get laid in our coffins
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.7 : Here's to you and to me and if perchance we disagree than to hell with you and here's to me
.4 (Items)
9 9 6.6.8 : Here's to the best years of my life that I spent in the arms of another man's wife. My mother!
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.9 : Here's to it. And to it again. And if you ever get to it and don't do it, may you never get to it, to do it again.
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.10 : May you be forty years in Heaven before the devil knows you're dead.
.3 (Items)
9 9 6.6.11 : Greek Pride
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.12 : Here's to the best years of my life, I spent in the arms of another man's wife. My mother!
.1 (Item)
6.7 : Customary Expressions
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10 1 6.7.1 : Comparison and Likening
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10 1 6.7.1.1 : That boy (or I am) is caught between a rock and a hard place.
.1 (Item)
10 1 6.7.1.2 : You look worse than old Gus Gormely
.1 (Item)
10 1 6.7.1.3 : Rave On, Devon
.1 (Item)
6.7.1.4 : She's always jacking jaws
.1
10 1 6.7.1.5 : He's a different drink of water.
.1 (Item)
10 1 6.7.1.6 : That thing doesn't have enough power to pull a limber prick froma lard bucket!
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2 : Compliment, Praise, Expression of Endearment and Expression of Emphasis
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10 2 6.7.2.1 : Really intense.
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.2 : What a card
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.3 : What a hoot
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.4 : Must be a Tingey
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.5 : You have the right sort of pepper
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.6 : Hit the spot
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.7 : Deep water runs smooth.
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.8 : Very substantial, very substantial
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.9 : Bit of the Irish in you
.1 (Item)
10 3 6.7.3 : Conversational and story openings
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10 3 6.7.3.1 : That reminds me of a story.
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4 : Define: Expressions that Define things
Box
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10 4 6.7.4.1 : All the good folks.
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.2 : Much as ever
.2 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.3 : Go likidey split
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.4 : All duded up
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.5 : Uptight is all right
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.6 : Just jivey, man
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.7 : That's just hunky dory
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.8 : Haulin A
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.9 : Really synthetic
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.10 : Your basic _____
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.11 : Must have sun in my nose
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.12 : Skate:Easy
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.13 : T's
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.14 : Nuke
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.15 : Deal
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.16 : Fixin' to
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.17 : Rule of thumb
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5 : Disbelief
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10 5 6.7.5.1a : Your ears are full of blue mud. (Folder 5)
.2 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.1b : You're talking through the top of your hat
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.2 : Are you off your rocker?
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.3 : Are you off your rocker?
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.4 : Garbage!
.2 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.5 : Oh honkers!
.2 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.6 : Gee willikers!
.2 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.7 : Golly Moses!
.2 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.8 : Good grief and gravy bones!
.3 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.9 : You'll never see it on a galloping goose
.1 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.10 : Well if that don't beat anything ya ever smelt er stepped in
.1 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.11 : Well dog my cats
.1 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.12 : Milarky
.1 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.13 : I'll be jiggered
.2 (Items)
10 5 6.7.5.14 : I'll be dipped is horse piss
.2 (Items)
10 6 6.7.6 : Encouragement and Motivation
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10 6 6.7.6.1 : Encouragement
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10 6 6.7.6.1.1 : Well, you know, some can sing and some can sow.
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.2 : Everybody is somebody's idiot
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.3 : Remember it says in the scriptures "and it came to pass" not "it came to stay"!
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.4 : A man riding by on a white horse wouldn't notice it
.3 (Items)
10 6 6.7.6.1.5 : One good thing about being short is that you are the last one to know when it's raining.
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.6 : The sky's the limit.
.2 (Items)
10 6 6.7.6.1.7 : Be a Duck
.2 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.8 : Keep on truckin'
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.9 : Grab a root and growl.
.3 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.10 : Put the pencil on the table.
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.11 : Keep tracting
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.12 : Drive on
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.13 : No sweat, no sweet
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2 : Motivation Expressions
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10 6 6.7.6.2.1 : Git her did
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.2 : Get your rear in gear
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.3 : Head up and tail over the dash board
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.4 : It's time to beat the kids
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.5 : Get doing something even if it is wrong
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.6 : Keep a pullin' Ralph
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.7 : Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.8 : Get your (explicit) together.
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7 : Exclamations
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10 7 6.7.7.1 : Express Fear, Startled and Astonishment
Box
Folder
10 7 6.7.7.1.1 : ‘Bout jumped outta my skin.
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.2 : My stars and garters
.1 (Item)
6.7.7.1.3 : If that fellow keeps a bothering me, I'll just cloud up and rain all over him
.1
10 7 6.7.7.1.4 : He doesn't drive, he pilots the thing.
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.5 : He doesn't know how to drive, he flies low!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.6 : Glory be!
.2 (Items)
10 7 6.7.7.1.7 : Thank heavens!
.2 (Items)
10 7 6.7.7.1.8 : Bless my bottom buttons!
.2 (Items)
10 7 6.7.7.2 : Positive and Affirmative
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10 7 6.7.7.2.1 : Right on!
.2 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.2 : Out of sight
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.3 : Your not a woofin!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.4 : Really awesome
.2 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.5 : Piece of cake
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.6 : Gravy
.1 (Item)
10 8 6.7.8 : Excuses
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10 8 6.7.8.1a : For two pins I'd _____. (Folder 8)
.2 (Items)
10 8 6.7.8.1b : For two jerks of a lamb's tail _______
.2 (Items)
10 8 6.7.8.2 : Take shank's pony
.1 (Item)
10 8 6.7.8.3 : I can't! I don't have a bone in my leg
.1 (Item)
10 8 6.7.8.4 : Horse of a different color.
.1 (Item)
10 9 6.7.9 : Group and Culture Expressions
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10 9 6.7.9.1 : Deaf Culture Sayings
Box
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10 9 6.7.9.1.1 : You missed the train/plane.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2 : Drug and Drinking Culture Sayings
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10 10 6.7.9.2.1 : Get loose.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.2 : Putty up.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.3 : Tap 'er light.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.4 : Give 'er snoose.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.5 : Bathtub gin
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.6 : Take on reckless fool, three drinks of bad liquor...
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.7 : Drunker than 700 Indians
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.8 : Shanty Irish
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.9 : Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.10 : Sober as a saint
.2 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.11 : Jan, Feb, March, April, May, June, July, August, Septober, Octember, Nowonder we're sober, we ain't got no beer.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.12 : When you wake up with a hangover, drink a beer and it will be cured.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.13 : Tall and cold
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.14 : Brew
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.15 : Bebo
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.16 : The staff of life in drunk
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.17 : Frosty
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.18 : Drinking wine mankes good blood
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.19 : Hangover: the wrath of grapes
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3 : Family Sayings
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10 11 6.7.9.3.1 : Good enough for Bessie Gurley
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.2 : Don't Button up the wrong pile!
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.3 : Borrowed out
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.4 : We're going on a tip-te-tay
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.5 : You'll be a man before your mother
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.6 : You'll have fun
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.7 : Has the plane crashed yet?
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.8 : It will never be seen on a trottin' horse
.3 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.9 : There go the elk
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.10 : Let's skin the rabbit
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.11 : Let's cut the pony's hooves
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.12 : Don't stab the box
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.13 : Two men on a white horse
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.14 : Home again, home again, jiggady jig
.3 (Items)
10 11 6.7.9.3.15 : Don't lower your standards, just raise your dust level
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.16 : It's a tree stump
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.17 : Did you stub your toe?
.1 (Item)
6.7.9.3.18 : But Momma. . .
.1-.3
10 11 6.7.9.3.19 : You'd better be good or we will give you to the Indians
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.20 : I brought you into this world and I can surely take you out a lot quicker than I brought you in.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.21 : Things needed doing in the worst way.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.22 : Look up my sleeve and you'll see stars.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.23 : Jump to your beck-n-call.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.24 : Don't go off the deep end.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.25 : Little dabs of plaster and little dabs of paint, make a girls face what it really ain't.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.26 : Late for your own funeral.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.27 : Like father like son.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.28 : I can't help it.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.29 : A blind man could see it with his cane.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.30 : I'll be durned, the butter ain't churned.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.31 : Remember the Maine!
.2 (Items)
10 11 6.7.9.3.32 : True blue.
.2 (Items)
10 11 6.7.9.3.33 : Gamooshaling.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.34 : Maurice is like a toilet, every house has one!
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.35 : Twitter-patted
.2 (Items)
10 11 6.7.9.3.36 : Glass Eyes
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.37 : Sunday Driver
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.38 : Bear insurance is carrying a gun or rifle
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.39 : If you don't eat the crust on your bread you can't catch fish.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.40 : Batty as a fruitcake
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.41 : I was just flubbergasted
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.42 : If you sit on a table you will marry Abe Ogden
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.43 : Pumpkin Hour
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.44 : Are you giong to jump off the cliff when everyone else does?
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.45 : Well, your teacher doesn't know his head from a hole from in the hole in the ground
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.46 : Aren't we glad you're not twins!
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.47 : If I gave(blank) a spanking, would you want one too?
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.48 : Lie bumps
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.49 : Putting a quilt on
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.50 : With her head held high, her leg arie, waving goodbye, goodbye!
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.51 : The blanket show
.2 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.52 : FHB (Family hold back)
.2 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.53 : Pushkie
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.54 : Ant'ony, pretend ah every' day is ah rainy day and ah wear your rubbers
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.55 : Polish my pearlies
.2 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.56 : Brush my bucks
.2 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.57 : If (name) jumped off the Empire State Building would you?
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.58 : He's eating a dirty bite
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.59 : String 'em up
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.60 : Freundian slip
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.61 : Plugger
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.62 : Woof-a-Nelly
.2 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.63 : Anna Maria Susannah Sophia Dune Dummen Sturck Lyons Phelps
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.64 : Your ears are growing
.2 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.65 : Honor bright
.2 (Item)